Why does this game force sexual encounters down your throat? I don't want to fuck bitches I don't care about that. I want to kill monsters. Is there any way I can avoid these or turn them down?
>>345051865
I really want to enjoy this game without the fat greasy Polack writers subjecting me to their corny redpill fantasies.
>>345051865
there's like 4 or 5 in the game total and they aren't shoved down your throat at all, you can avoid all of them.
>>345052082
I'm pretty sure the witcher 3 starts with Geralt just having finished fucking a bitch.
>UGH too hetero-male for my tastes, where are the gay cocks to suck?
>>345051865
>Is there any way I can avoid these or turn them down?
I've been playing a fuck load and haven't been forced to have sex with shit.
Maybe you just suck.
Thats hilarious because TW3 has the least amount of romance options of the trilogy. They blueballed the fuck out of geralt as the series progressed.
>>345051985
>Pollacks
>fat
>>345054357
so like W2?
OP is that much of a neckbeard that he can't even fuck women virtually.
But you can turn down every woman who offers.
>DA2 has a character flirt with you, and you can immediately turn him down. If you turn him down he makes no more romantic overtures towards you.
>/v/ considers this horrible and BioWare forcing romance down your throat.
>TW2 opens with Geralt having sex. The player has no option not to do this.
>/v/ considers this okay.
I remember reading about these games when I was younger and didnt have a pc and people talking like they were titty fests where you were swimming in bitches
Then I play 2 and 3 and there's not really that much, like maybe 5 at most? Is there something I'm missing?
>>345054603
It makes sense, TW3 has the biggest stakes (Geralt's more concerned with the Wild Hunt and finding Ciri than chasing peasant pussy), not to mention Yen and Triss show up, who both are meant to be more serious romantic interests.
>>345051865
>Why does this game force sexual encounters down your throat?
the same I was complaining about they forcing you to make good "moral" decisions then one anon told me I was playing as geralt of rivia not self inserting me and then everything made sense
>>345051865
You gay or something?
>>345054809
Americans are retarded when it comes to sex.
>>345051865
>I want to kill monsters
You would be better at home with some mindless grind RPG, not a game with story and substance.
This thread is awful so far.
How did everyone enjoy B&W? Playing through it right now.
>>345054792
>conventionally leaving out the fact that you have to act like a complete asshole to reject the faggots advances resulting in rivalry points
>>345054792
Geralt is an established playboy you Biocuck.
Also it may have something to do with the fact that the romances in The Witcher saga are well done and fun to play though.
>>345054841
This is why The Witcher series isn't an RPG. Not because you're not playing as yourself, but because you're playing a set character with a set personality.
>>345054957
Was really good. Bit too easy to get the happily ever after ending though. Was expecting disappointment.
>>345054887
Bro honestly I'm just trying to have an adventure, no homo. I don't even want cleavage in the game desu, I don't wanna be looking at hot girls while I'm playing a videogame. That shit is distracting bc then I have to get up and go jack off when I just wanna play
>>345051985
When you aren't a fat, neckbeard /v/irgin girls actually want to fuck
>>345051865
So, what you are saying is you were forced into a sexual situation by the game with no obvious way to avoid it? You were raped by a video game? That's whole new level of sad right there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhr6LTgTQok
>>345051865
yes to both questions. Do you pay attention to game at all???
>>345055021
>Also it may have something to do with the fact that the romances in The Witcher saga are well done and fun to play though.
>Brothel
>scenes are recycled from other scenes in the game
>>345055146
Nah not like that, I mean like its intrusive that the hoes in the game even flirt with me like I just wanna be away from all that shit
>>345054809
>Is there something I'm missing?
You didn't play TW1 where you could fuck 26 different women and collect lewd cards from doing so. They toned it down a lot when the series got popular.
>>345054894
Oh ok,
God I dont understand my country sometimes
>>345055023
RPG's can include games with stricter roles to play, not just blank slates. You know this and I'd rather you not pretend this is worth debating.
>>345054894
>Forcing boobs and sex into everything means Europeans aren't retarded
Top kek Eurofriend. Sex cards in TW1 prove you're even worse when it comes to sex than America.
>>345054957
Story of B&W isn't HoS level, but it's still good. God-tier ending for Geralt's Saga though
>>345055239
I said romances as in interactions between Geralt and his waifus, not the sex scenes. Though even the sex scenes are better than anything in Bioware games.
>>345055325
They think they're enlightened because they have sex mini games and titties everywhere it's an embarrassing argument, Eastern Europeans are more sexually repressed than anyone
you can literally avoid every sexual encounter in this game you big pussy
>>345055325
I'm not European, and America was the only country to censor the sex cards.
This isn't Skyrim. You don't have any choices and the map isn't as big and there aren't as many quests. This is a small budget tiny indie game from a small studio with limited resources. You can't expect Skyrim levels of quality and choice. There isn't even a character creator. That should be the first clue that the game is low budget. Curb your expectations.
>>345055251
Why do you keep saying yes if you can avoid most of the sex. Geralt is a sexy charming guy. I know you've never experienced this in real life, but men aren't the only ones who initiate the flirting.
>>345054809
The first game has tons of tits. There's a sex scene for almost every hour of gameplay.
>>345055239
Don't forget every woman has the exact same body. They couldn't even be bothered to give them different looking tits.
>>345055264
If an RPG doesn't have a character creator it's not an RPG.
>>345051865
It's literally "Male(Slav)Teenager Power Fantasy": The Game.
>>345055471
Well I don't feel immersed when a 10/10 medieval qt is flirting with my character I'm sorry
>>345054945
We're already talking about tw3
>>345055471
>Geralt is a sexy charming guy.
Geralt looks like his face when through a blender and his personality is bland as fuck. The most unrealistic thing about TW series is how many women throw themselves at him. It's obvious some loney dev considered him their self insert.
>>345055451
>You can't expect Skyrim levels of quality and choice
todd get out
>>345055529
>people actually believe this
>>345055451
Here's the (You) you ordered, good sir
>>345054792
DA2 has a character you have to act like a gigantic fucking jerk to if you don't want to fuck him, because any other response will inevitably lead to sex.
>>345055021
t. I like jacking off to geralt
>>345051865
I cant tell if you're kidding. You can easily say no to everyone without consequences mostly, except Triss I think.
>>345055529
>Don't forget every woman has the exact same body
Then why can't I seem to find Shani's tits?
>>345055581
Why? The character is a powerful, handsome, mysterious man. Are you saying you expect women to ignore this?
>>345055529
whatever you say Nerevarine
https://www.google.com/#q=rpg+games
>>345055581
I'm sorry for you too
Personally I find it hilarious how many sex encounters are in these Witcher games. I do every single one I can and base every decision I can on Geralt thinking with his dick.
>>345055723
>except triss
See what I mean? Everyone keeps saying I'm an idiot and they're all avoidable and then you guys say "except for the character." I don't want it at all. What if I want to role play as a stoic celibate warrior?
>>345055642
He's sterile, immune to disease, badass and famous. Of course women will be throwing themselves at him.
>>345054957
Terrific, loved every minute of it
That tourney kicked my ass though, when I got to the part where I have to join the 5v5 that instantly turns into a 1v5. Took me many tries.
Forcing Triss on you in TW2 was a fucking crime. I was bouncing up and down in glee during the traitorous cunts torture, I just wish it went on longer.
>>345055769
Dude he's really not charming. He's bland and serious and weird. If someone acted like that in real life it'd be kind of autistic.
>>345055642
>this handsome brooding monster hunter gets too much pussy
Are you retarded or something?
Would you still be interested in pussy if you were 100 y.o. /v/?
>>345055876
You can turn her down too, but she gives a shit. Thats what he meant.
>>345055642
He looks far more handsome with a haircut (they made him more handsome overall in 3), his body is still fantastic, and although his personality is muted, saving people and being inoffensive gets some women very hot and bothered.
Toss in consequence free sex (guaranteed no kids or viruses) and you've got a bachelor passively on the prowl.
>>345055958
See I'm not saying I fuck with this either. I don't wanna see women tortured in videogames either. I'm just saying a medieval fantasy game should have homely women, that's more realistic, and then I don't be distracted by hot ones.
>>345055980
>straight guys in charge of knowing what's attractive to women
Maximum kek
It should be a global /v/ rule that you can't talk shit about Witcher or CDPR.
All of them are avoidable, and it's VERY easy to avoid them if you use your fucking brain when picking your dialogue choices.
In saying that, why the fuck would you want to skip them? Closet virgin fag over here.
>>345055642
He's got a big dingus, doesn't carry diseases and is sterile. He also solves murders and kills monsters for entire towns and villages. If you were a girl would you fuck that guy, or a peasant nobody with a high chance of pox?
>>345056152
You don't actually see her getting tortured, you hear it. And she tells you to not interfere, even though you could easily stop it
>>345055980
I think for most non-triss/yenn women its more that he is infertile, muscular and has cool scars than his personality which is just "grumpy guildsman on the job."
>>345056063
She gives a shit, and then the plot is negatively affected just because I didn't fuck a love interest character. That's a problem for me. I would consider that intrusive to the plot toobi onnis famorino.
>>345055008
You dont though. Every character wont flirt with you unless you initiate it with the sole exception be being Anders who will also stop flirting if you simply ignore his flirts.
And that doesnt cause Rivalry.
Also Rivalry isnt a bad thing
>>345051865
Why does this game force you to kill monster down your throat? I don't want to kill monsters. I don't care about that. I want to fuck bitches. Is there any way I can avoid these or turn them down?
>>345055642
He's best friends with literally the most famous bard of all time who has written tons of shit about him.
It would be like Jared Leto being friends with a supersoldier and Leto writing songs about his life lel.
>>345055258
>Playing TW1
>Trying to flirt with cute witch lady
>End up having to go rescue some kids
>Save kids, leading them out of a cave
>Angry mob at entrance to cave there to burn witch because kids are missing
>Witch is there, confesses to some pretty shady shit
>Fuck her anyway, right in front of the traumatised children
>Get rewarded with this fucking demonic card
>Go outside and kill the town just for keks.
Why does every single woman in TW3 have an unbuttoned top? Every village girl, or noblewoman, or main character. They're all wearing unbuttoned tops. It triggers me because they're supposed to be in the cold north.
>>345056307
It doesnt affect the plot in any way, you just grn non-romance dialogue instead. You dont lose anything.
>>345055980
That is absolute bullshit and you know it. You're making shit up you know is untrue to support your argument.
>>345056164
You're right actually, I shouldn't have said that. I actually think he's pretty cool too
>>345056307
>She gives a shit, and then the plot is negatively affected just because I didn't fuck a love interest character.
False. A romantic subplot with said character is negatively affected, not the main plot. Just play the damn game and it will sort itself out.
>>345056439
All slav women wear clothes like that you racist. Its literally stated in the orthodox bible written by Patriarch Putin.
>>345055581
You sound like such a little bitch dude. Nobody gives a fuck about your immersion.
>>345056152
Why the hell should medieval fantasy have homely women? You think attractive women only exist in the 21st century?
>>345056152
There are homely women in the game and the real world had hot girls in the middle ages too.
You also never see her get tortured, just hear it so you can mute it if you'd like.
You have played the game, right?
>>345056307
>character who has feelings for the protagonist reacts to your choices
How is that bad for the plot?
>>345056363
Haha very funny idiot but the game is about killing monsters
>>345055642
Not that many women throw themselves at him though. Yen and Triss are both most likely ugly as fuck, disguised with magic.
>>345055451
>tiny indie game
Either you're trolling, or you're a massive retard.
>>345051865
lel you can turn anyone down. did you play the game or are you lying
>>345056293
>which is just
*can be just
>>345056152
There are tons of uggos in TW3 if you bothered to pay attention.
The most beautiful are usually the most rich as well which all have access to beauty magic in some way.
I was surprised with how well they managed to slip in a homely looking qt every now and then.
>>345056659
Triss actually looks like that. She only uses magic to cover up burn scars on her tits
>>345056659
Actually cosmetic magic exists in TW universe, so they probably actually look like that.
>>345056705
Brendan Frasier
>>345056439
>cold north
The women are buttoned up in Skellige, it's not "that" hot in velen/white orchard/ect
>>345056757
That herbalist in White Orchard springs to mind
>>345056307
>woman wants to have sex
>you refuse
>she dislikes you for this
>somehow this is bad or confusing
???????
>>345055451
It's not a tiny indie game, it's a Polish nvidia showreel with an excuse for male power fantasy instead of a story.
I wondered about all these dumb posts but then I remembered its literally 5am in the morning and this is American /v/
>>345056570
Well I made a thread to discuss it and people replied so at least a few people care jerk
>>345056659
>Yen and Triss are both most likely ugly as fuck, disguised with magic.
Who cares what they looked like when they're 10/10 now.
And they are just a small part of the women Geralt can bang if the player chooses so.
>>345056659
>yfw yen and triss are actually dopplers
>>345056961
Go look at 2-7 AM /tv/ and learn Aussies are the real problem
>>345056805
Are you fucking illiterate?
>>345056903
>homely QT
I think you're confused about the definition of one of both or those words. She's average at worst.
>>345054792
>Playing your character.
>Playing a character.
It's so fucking depressing how many people can't differentiate between the two nowadays.
>>345055876
>What if I want to role play as a stoic celibate warrior
you are not playing as yourself you fucking stupid mongoloid. is like you are playing a batman game and complaing why is he doing that?
>>345056994
>And they are just a small part of the women Geralt can bang if the player chooses so
Not really. Kiera, Shani, the fencer girl, whoever in B&W and a bunch of prostitutes. That's not exactly swimming in pussy.
>>345057312
It's possible to be attracted to people who are average. This is literally what the definition of average implies.
>>345056406
The point was that the town was way worse though
>>345057245
You don't get it. They have magic that can literally change a person's body. Not an illusion or a glamor, but physically altering flesh and bone to make a person look different.
Read the fucking books before you comment on the lore ffs.
>>345057489
I dont follow
>>345057456
& Jutta
You're probably forgetting others.
>>345056961
>the Polish shills that defend Witcher go to bed
>/v/ gets honest about the Witcher
>>345057456
You cant fuck the fencer girl tho
>>345057623
None of this is legitimate critique. It's all basically "I'm mad there wasn't a character creation"
>>345054357
In a dream and it's barely implied.
I'm a Witcher. I kill monsters for a living. Ask me anything.
>>345057868
How do you break the curse of NEET?
>>345051865
Born to cuck
>>345057456
I was thinking about the series in general, not just TW3.
>>345057868
Why do you spend 99% of your boring games talking to bland NPCs with limited dialog options? Skyrim had double the number of dialog choices and more NPCs.
>>345057959
I've never encountered that monster. Books I've read don't mention it either. Is it known by any other name?
>>345058109
Games? You mean Gwent? I usually don't talk at all while playing. I've never played Skyrim either. Might not have made it's way to the Northern Realms yet.
>>345057623
It's just the autistic OP who gets too nervous when women show him attention on the computer screen.
>>345058109
If I make a game that's only talking to NPCs, and there are a million NPCs and every conversation has a million choices, will it be the best game ever made?
>>345057608
the girl from the gwent tournament
>>345056659
bruh the magic isn't an illusion, it's literally plastic surgery with magic
>>345055451
Wow, i do agree.
>>345057396
No it's not the same because batman is celibate and he doesn't care about having sex with women
>>345056307
>being this much of an nu-male
>>345051865
because you play an established character for whom sexual encounters are very important.
>>345056917
But somehow men are "entitled" when theyre mad over rejection?
>>345057623
But now is polish hours, faggot.
