http://www.lgbtqnation.com/2016/07/broadcaster-claims-pokemon-go-infested-churches-cyber-demons/
>“These Pokémon creatures are like virtual, cyber-demons,” he said according to Right Wing Watch. “What this man, Friday, was trying to find was the Pokémon demon that had been placed inside the ‘Trunews’ office.”
>“The enemy, Satan, is targeting churches with virtual, digital, cyber-demons,” Wiles said, noting that many of game’s virtual “gyms” have been placed in houses of worship by players. “I believe this thing is a magnet for demonic powers.”
>Wiles also claimed that it wouldn’t be long before “Pokémon masters” start “telling people to kill people in those buildings” so they can catch more virtual monsters.
>“They’re spawning demons inside your church,” Wiles said on air. “They’re targeting your church with demonic activity.”
Are you faggots ready for Cyberdemons to be real?
/x/ here
cyber demons are real, men
dont fuck with them
>click bait site
>source is another click bait site
>their source is a radio broadcast
So a literal who said another literal who said another literal who talked shit about pokemon
What a world we live in.
I AM READY
>>345048534
a tier 3 advocate would not show fear and neither should you. Your death can mean more than your entire life if you devote it to furthering the UACs noble cause, furthing all of science and humanity.
>>345048534
Where can I find a cyber demon if they're real? I'd be willing to fuck with one.
>>345048349
I'm picking up a stoeger coach gun soon, so I'm pumped and primed to go rip and tear huge guts.
Kill
>>345048534
Cyber demon, big deal, he's slim pickins.
>>345048534
but cyber demons are easy to kill
t. space marine
>>345048534
>He can't circle strafe
You too young to die, stranger?
>90's pokemon craze is back, crazy fundie doomsayers and all
>Christians are this stupid
>>345049705
Pokemania's running wild, brother.
>>345050350
Muslims think Pokemon Go is a told of Shaytan or some shit in Egypt, so the stupid goes all around.
>>345051284
>tool*
>>345049705
>if Clinton gets elected, we'll be living through a satirical version of the 90's
We already have vaporwave music to top it all off.
>>345051284
Yes, all religions are stupid. Purely logical people have no time for such idiotic superstitions.
>>345049705
>doomsayers
>cyberdemons
>lgbtqnation.com
>meanwhile, Tom Hall is currently playing Pokemon Go
>>345048349
>www.lgbtqnation.com
this is so legit OP
Here's a better article, if anyone cares
http://gizmodo.com/isis-will-use-pokemon-go-to-murder-innocent-christians-1783680507
>cyberdemen
Wake up bois, it be killin' time.
>>345048349
>lgbtqnation
>lgbtqnation
>lgbtqnation
Heh, nice try OP.
>>345053701
>>345048349
So are Pokemon living inside of the warp or something?
As a cyber demon I can confirm everything he said was true.
It's only a matter of time.
>>345054701
NANI?!
Yo if Satan wants to give me magic powers and make me less of a fuckup I'm totally game.
>>345052571
religion isn't bad, it is just belief after all. It's how people believe and how others make people believe stuff is the issue.
ex: not all catholics are bad, but the catholic church itself is bad.
MAN KINDS FIRST GLIMPSE OF FIRE RED
>>345048349
>people are summoning cyberdemons by playing this game
>>345056996
>ex: not all catholics are bad, but the catholic church itself is bad.
This, Catholicism can be fine, but the Church was and still is one of the biggest blights on our society.
