TEAM "THUNDER RISOTTO" REPORTING IN!
>>345046327
Team zapdos best bird reporting in
CITIZEN OF FLAVORTOWN REPORTING IN!
ftfy
graphite
Team Ice is way too cool for this shit.
>>345046448
perfect
>>345046327
>Irvine as Blue
So the blue one is the best one, right?
[spoiler}tfw will never have buff workout session with Irvine[/spoiler]
>>345046448
This is accurate
>>345046448
BAM
>you will never go to flavourtown
I just like Zapdos, alright? Also Croagunk when
uh oh
>>345048252
so be it
>>345048252
Is this a literally who thread now?
red = normalcucks
blue = redditcucks
yellow = patricians
>>345048546
>yellow = autists
fixed
who is the guy in the middle
Instinct is truly superior.
Team Instinct is the only logo that's perfectly symmetrical.
who's /mystic/ here?
>>345048831
That would be blue
Why are chefs such assholes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7h3PPpK9s4
>>345049519
rite hear, damn is that accurate. wtf m8
>>345048148
>mfw I live 20 minutes from a Fierri approved Diner/Drive-in/Dive
>mfw the barbecue they have there
>>345049519
I'm Mystic, but I only picked it because there wasn't a green team and red & yellow are shit colors.
Still looking for a Lambtron. Any advice?
>>345049519
Got my friends to join. Have had many drunk gym battles. Took over my whole town.
>>345046448
Holy shit this is actually correct
>>345054198
>actually getting a tattoo of this
I like the game but god damn, really? He's going to be 50 years old some day with that thing, think of that.
>tfw everyone thinks the diamond in the mystic logo is a fucking hexagon
>>345055369
At least it's a styalized articuno
He could of had TEAM MYSTIC on it.
It is autistic, but it could be worse.
I mean try image searching the three teams
>instinct
MLG bullshit
>mystic
Youtuber bullshit, with a side of order of MLG and self-deprecating imagery
>valor
Thoroughbred top-tier stud winning bigAlso, Valor's silhouette is waifu-tier
>>345055797
>valor
A bunch of nigs
Ftfy
>>345055874
niggers are Instinct
>>345055369
I've been playing pokemon since I was 10, I'm 29 now. It's safe to assume it's a big chunk of my life.I still wouldn't do it though
>>345049519
>being a mystic shitter
>>345049519
Mystic is the only answer. Red is the color of period blood and yellow is the color of piss. Also Articuno is best bird
>>345046448
This makes way more sense than OP
Valor, mystic, or instinct?The gym at the end of my street belongs to Valor and I want to take it for myself.
>>345049519
Ok Computer is their best album. Red wins again, but blue has good taste too.
Team Valor is for people who don't play pokemon outside of GO.
>>345058173
>implying
I bet you don't even own a fucking Chimchar.
>patrician
instinct
>contrarian
valor
>plebeian
mystic
>>345058302
but he's right
Valor is the normalfag team.
>>345049519
Nearly half the people playing this shit
>>345057774
fuck you all i'm joining mystic
>>345058393
As a fellow Instinct-fag here, I hate to say it but I feel we are actually the contrarian ones here. If anything valor is by far the most popular.
Just goes to show people don't really understand just how shitty Moltres has always been.
You aren't born with Valor, you learn it.
You aren't born Mystic, you learn it.
You are born with Instincts.
Why are you denying your natural abilities?
>>345058575
>If anything valor is by far the most popular.
Nope >>345058472
>joining any of them
>not remaining independent until Tema Rocket comes out.
>>345046448
This is pretty accurate, but Guy Fury's shirt throws me off
>Moltres
>Zapdos
>Articuno
Could Mozart still be alive?
>>345058632
I guess people are just picking their favorite colors first and foremost and the rest actually going with their favorite bird, leading to this massive skew.
Ah well, least Articuno is better than that flaming rubber chicken.
>>345058694
Ah, shit. I'd join that team in a heartbeat.
>>345046448
Ramsay might be a loud dick but he's also based and always right, he can't be Valor
If anything he's Valor since he's the most popular person there
>>345058631
>Team SHITstinct cant even make an original fan logo
>>345046327
DUMB /sp/ POSTERS FUCK OFF
>>345046448
/thread
>>345059202
>Team VaLOSER and Team MysTAKE are spending time on 4chan instead of catching pokemans
weeeeeeeeeew LAD.
>>345058481
wait no i might join instinct instead
>>345059202
>MLS
>>345056796
>-25% off
>you have to pay 25% more
>>345059328
>InSTINKt-fags have such shit taste in video games that they're spending time catching pokemon instead of gearing up to play pic related coming out LITERALLY right now
I'll play this game, get a good nights rest, and catch more in the morning
>>345059590
Good luck sieging a yellow gym when we breed 1500+ cp pokemon from 5 km eggs
>>345059590
But anon, I've already Pre-ordered Generations
Instinct/Hammer master race
>>345059798
>implying we haven't already weeded out assbugers from the area
Lake Nona belongs to Team Bloo
>>345049423
Got anymore of her breh?
>>345056796
>play pokemon go?
>pay 110% , 125% or 200% of normal pizza price!
>>345048237
i quickly chose instinct without reading because it had zapdos on it.
>catch a pokemon
>game crashes everytime
At least I got a Krabby. That fucker's cool.
You can like or dislike whatever team you want, but the undeniable truth is: Mystic is playing on easy.
>>345060278
Literally my exact reasoning when I picked Instinct
Zapdos is a top lad
>>345060551
If it's the "pokeball just stays there" crash, wait until the loading icon in the corner disappears once and then restart the game. Chances are you would have caught it after that.
>>345060161
incorrect
>everyone talking about how fun this is
>everyone talking about meeting new people making friends etc
>try talking to people
>ask some guy "hey are you taking this gym?"
>he just mean mugged me
>see a woman at a pokestop
>ask what team she's on
>she says "ummm....what?" then ignores me when I clarify
>see a couple looking at their phones talking about catching something
>"catch anything good today?" I ask gently
>the woman laughs and the guy says "naw man..naw" and they laugh to each other when I pass them
what the FUCK?
>>345060695
fucking awesome
>>345061287
You must be ugly
>>345055369
What is tattoo laser removal?
>>345062280
an expensive way to get rid of a tattoo if you were stupid enough to get one you didn't actually like
>>345060695
Based instinct
>>345055426
>6 sides
>not a hexagon
>>345060087
Literally from the Gordon Ramsey pizza video in the OP
