>area you can't normally reach
>jump up in the air
>start spamming the crouch button
>>345042523
>going for a drive
>force yourself into a tight spot
>get catapulted into a wall and explode
subtle DSP thread anon
>>345042692
>See an interesting area.
>Jump to it.
>Hit invisible wall and fall to your death.
>>345042819
Bugged jumping mechanics
>>345042523
>Main character wields a sword bigger and heavier than himself
>kills huge monsters with ease
>still needs to find a key to open a thin wooden door
>fatigued from sprinting
>recover by running in a crouched position
>See box marked [EMPTY]
>Open it anyways
>get shot
>healed by magical strawberry jelly
>>345042523
Why does pony Pepe has horns?
Crouch jumping is so fucking stupid.
>b-but it was in old shitty games so it means it's good!!
>Save game
>Go to quit
>IF YOU QUIT WITHOUT SAVING GAME YOU WILL LOSE ALL PROGRESS
>Save again just in case
>game only allows one save file
>final boss is the most threatening creature in the in game world
>eventually becomes fodder compared to post game enemies
>>345043309
> Can't crouch jump irl
>>345043309
Games don't have to be real
>>345043901
Not what I'm saying. Rather that this mechanical oddity that just happened shouldn't be forced into new games.
>kill someone in a town
>condemned and hunted down like frankensteins monster
>leave the area and immediately return
>nobody cares
>>345042523
>see that moutain? you can climb it
>need to jump hundreds of times just to climb the mountain
>Something I didn't like happened in-game
>Load save from Usb
>>345044530
>To "climb" it you literally just walk in a circle on a well-defined path for 5 minutes
>>345042523
>>345043309
>crouch jumping
Yes.
>>345042523
>You can clearly see that your crouch jump would reach it
>Still need to get the "Climb" upgrade
>hit vertical spikes from the side
>They still damage you
>>345042523
>can't jump on slopes/jumping is weird and awkward on slopes
this is annoying af
why does it happen?
>>345043376
Every time. Just in case.
>stealth game
>end up face to face with an enemy
>they don't detect you because you quickly ran back behind cover
>low on money
>cheat it in
Real life is hard
>>345045082
Impressive.
>the switch to unlock this door is three booby-trapped floors away
>in the middle of a fight
>start fumbling around in your pockets
>everyone patiently waits for you to finish before fighting again
>jump
>jump again in mid air
>>345045642
>stealth game
>enemy detects you at a second's glance
>whole base is alerted at that instant
>role playing game
>a game that has role playing
>character isnt customizable
>choices dont exist
game logic
>>345044530
Ainsley harriot is husbando material
>climb a ladder
>it was the wrong side
>no way to just jerk yourself around
>have to go back down then climb back up from the appropriate side
>>345045082
but he can reach it normally
>>345043272
The secret is that every modern FPS protagonist has been genetically altered, and their blood has been replaced by nanobot infused strawberry colored jelly.
>walking on a steep ladder
>eat food
>heal open wounds
