THE GEESE IS LEESE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riv38qJteXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzFEa9Sz7Ck
>>345041749
KoD is not Tizoc!
Small reminder that...
RAGING STORM IS A RANBU MOTION
>>345043475
and it's a Climax for some retarded reason
>>345043583
And it's neither claw nor cage, but twister/spiral.
>>345041749
Nobody cares.
>>345043797
I do
>>345043797
Then why are you in here? Go play some games instead.
>butler character
come on
>>345044303
It's Sakamoto
http://www.snkplaymore.co.jp/us/games/kof-xiv/teams/southtown.php
Hein confirmed kraut
>>345042031
SNK pls
>>345044797
Well, with a name like that, it was clear he was from Germany
>>345043691
it's a storm
>>345045714
His double reppukenm looks awesome.
>>345043583
Anchor confirmed I guess, depending on how much damage it does raw
Kane siblings a cute
A CUTE
Can we stop reviving dead characters?
DUBBO REPPUKEN
>>345046114
He never died in the KoF timeline
>>345046114
Only dead in FF. KoF is a different timelike otherwise the AoF characters would be about a decade older than FF characters.
>Hein was playable before Ripper and Hopper
What the fuck SNK
So remind me again what Nightmare Geese is
Just a literal nightmare right?
>tfw Yamazaki never
>>345046498
They hold things together when Geese and billy are gone. Who else would?
>>345046498
Having both of them with Geese would mean leaving out Billy, which is just.... no.
>>345046854
Pretty much
>>345046114
NO, RUGAL WHEN.
>>345047920
When Rugal is done fucking Yukari Yakumo
>>345047489
Billy could have gotten together with Eiji and formed a "I WISH I COULD TEAR HIM APART" team. I have no idea who the third member could be, though.
My favorite art
>>345046057
You are my bro anon
>>345044797
>Hobbies: Handicrafts
>Likes: Clocks
Interesting.
>>345048324
Love the hell out of that.
>>345048084Yashiro
>>345048487
>splitting up CYS
Heresy.
>>345043797
t. Rock Howard
>>345048084
Maybe a new member or they can just drag Shingo with them to form a team.
>>345043475
it was also a ranbu in Real Bout 2
what it really dissapointed me is that he has no deadly rave
I like Eiji where he is
who will you main?
>>345049012
Terry and Mian. Undecided on a third. Maybe Kim. Kim is cool.
>>345048628
>implying anyone gives a shit about them anymore
CYS more like "kys" lmaoSeriously though, I dont think Yashiro would fit anyway.
>>345049012
probably KOD, Ryo and Geese, might pick up one of the new characters if i like how they play.
>>345049012
terry kensou clark
>>345049012
Nelson, Luong and third is still open.
Which trailer is coming out next?
>>345049012
Terry/K'/Ryo.
May swap out K' for the Taco Master Iori or BODEGA
>>345048943I find it hard to take Eiji seriously when I've read some dumb fan fiction of him banging Mai because Andy was being a shit
>>345049125
He would only fit in because all three hate Iori.
>Devoted son
>loyal brother
>good friend
>likes to do the laundry
>plays guitar
>doesn't smoke
>cute
Is there a single boy in the KoF world, more perfect than Billy Kane?
>Raging storm looks like a storm
WHAT ARE YOU DOING SNK
>>345049347
They're still using the website team order from before they shuffled it, so the trailers will be released like this:
>Team Japan
>Team Yagami
>Team Fatal Fury
>Team Art of Fighting
>Team Kim
>Team Villains
>Team Official Invitation
>Team South America
>Team Mexico
>Team South Town
Team China
Team Psycho Soldier
Team Ikari
Team Another World
Team K'
Team Women Fighters
Next is Chuunibyou Man.
Oh shit, next is Shuun'ei.
HYPE
>>345049347
Our new chinks overlords
>>345049012
MuiMui/Athena/Geese
BOW BEFORE ME
>>345049587
>>345049607
Nice, thanks.
>>345049732
DIE FOREVER
>>345049468
Man if I let all the dumb fanfiction I wrot..read influence how serious I take anything Id never be able to invest in a series
>>345049587
VANISH INTO THE EMBRACE OF BLUE AND CRIMSON FLAMES
>>345049826
STAND UP
TIME TO DIE
>>345049867
>tfw besides playing a crapton of 95 and 97 on a friend's Playstation, I had delved into reading a shitton of KOFlewdfan fiction.
>It was always Mai sneaking out of Andy and banging Eiji, and that one where Terry and Mary do their thing
>The rest was YAGAMI IS DEFINITELY I'M A GAY BACKWARDS if you know what I mean
Fuck that very last part though.
>YAGAMI IS DEFINITELY I'M A GAY BACKWARDS
Oh, you're right
huh
>>345050029
do they still call them lemons
>>345049518
is the prize we have to pay to not have the pretzel motion, juts like with Rock.
>>345050029
>>345050279
That reminds me.
He first lewd fiction i've read was a Captain Tsubasa x Yu Yu Hakusho gay fanfic.
I never really understood what was going on in that fic until some 10 years later
>>345050279
Yep. I still remember.
>>345050248
It is.
is it even possible to have a kof thread without iori/kyo homolust
>>345049867
>>345050029This is reminding me of a really out of character doujin where Terry NTRs Andy, and Andy was basically Geese 2.0.
>>345050534
Wasn't the last one free and clear of it?
>>345050547
First doujin I read was that one where Terry Andy Mai and Marry just say screw it and have a foursome
>>345050534
Not as long as Iori is still thirsty.
>>345050668
The last threads have been gay free but I guess the faggots are awake now.
>>345051018
we can talk about crazy Chinese comics again
>>345051137
lol what the actual fuck man , what the fuck is the geese doing on top a fucking mammoth?
>>345051243
because the fucking mammoth knows his place
>>345048324
>>345048324
>Billy we're trying to take a serious picture here please take off the bandana
>no
Even Hulk Hogan was kind enough to wear a black one when he had to dress nice
>>345051137
Context?
>>345051365
Stop fucking up a perfectly good picture of Geese and his henchmen you faggot
>>345051524
You can't bind one's individuality!
>>345041749
Will one of you faggots please tell me if takuma (the greatest karate master of all time) has made the roster? I'm getting shitty service on my phone, and can't watch the videos.
>>345051137
Man, those Chinese Comics were so weird.
>>345050029
>>345050279
I found my people
>>345043475
>>345051137
Yes.
>>345052034
Anon the roster has been leaked longer than the game was announced, but to answer youno
Where dat boy Wyler at?
>>345052034
Nope
>>345046057
The one thing that I miss about MI is BIlly's dub voice, i.e. the only good one.
>SNK wiki states Billy hates smoking.
I wonder how his conversation with Antonov is gonna go.
>>345052047
>Kyo seems to be wearing diapers
>CLONES! CLONES EVERYWHERE! KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!!
>Iori screaming Kyo's name like a wild animal on heat
That's a lot for only 2 pages
I think the theme is like the most hype thing ever, like on par with Tekken's Sparking. Any link to the theme? The one that goes Woooahhh ooohh ooh oohhhh
>>345052047
I'm sure we all remember that time when Kyo failed to save Peter.
>>345052646
And that's how he finds his BEST OUTFIT EVER
>>345052734
What the fuck, is that Chinese Maximum Impact?
>>345052721
Still no link. Closest you got is the long reveal trailers.
>Pre order now for exclusive Miss X costume
>>345052839
Yes, and it's as ridiculous as you imagine it to be.
Will Yuki make an appearance in XIV?
>>345053061
>>345052839
>>345052734
Any place to actually read these? Manga fox seems to have taken them down
>>345047053
You got Mamazaki
>>345053061
I read that guy's non-KOF stuff and he does love him some ridiculous shit. Fuckin' City of Darkness is retarded fun.
>>345053112
Would be nice if she did. So far she'll probably show up in the Rare Shinkiro Art Gallery the game has.
>>345053432
Actually I have the Mangafox page up and it has at least the ones I've been posting. Far from complete though. And it don't have the Andy Seto Maximum Impact one.
>>345053478
>FUCK YOU I HAVE A HORSE
>>345052839
>WHY NO ONE ANSWER ME??
Mabye if you waited their reply before BURNING THEM would be a good idea?
>>345052721
The most you'll hear of it that's out so far is in the E3 trailer.
>>345053478
is the name of the attack really Pegasus Fantasy?
>>345053816
Yep. Based on Saint Seiya if I recall.
>>345053634
>Actually I have the Mangafox page up and it has at least the ones I've been posting
well where? every page I click on says "Sorry it's licensed"
>>345053478
>Goddess Athena
>Pegasus Fantasy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lve1pua5QVM
>>345053871
Huh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR0-dwL07RA
This was my childhood right here
>>345053871
>Based on Saint Seiya if I recall.
Yes. that's why he asked. Between that and the bottom right panel it's a pretty clear and questionably legal shot out
>>345053432
I got the MI comic from madokami, I'm not sure if any online reader has the whole thing.
>>345052864
The only Iori that is a flaming faggot
>>345046498
Why would you want them? You'd just have another 94 Ralf and Clark situation, at least Billy and Hein are very distant from each other in how you use them.
>>345054223
Is (NOT) a flaming faggot. Ms. X should just be canon.
Does anyone know how long are the chinese mangas? Are them divided by saga? Are them finished?
>>345053945
http://mangafox.me/manga/king_of_fighters/
This one? I opened the 2001 ones among other things. The Kyo one was condensed to 3 chapters as opposed to the original 10+
Pic related
>>345050029
>remember reading one fanfic of Ryuji knocking Shermie out and raping her back in the late 90s
>it no longer exists on the internet
Fun times
>>345054243
One likes guns and the other likes knives.
>>345054346
yeah, I went through every chapter and it's all not available.
>>345054350
>try to look up the Mai/Eiji ones and that one where Shermie tried to use Kensou's semen as Orochi Resurrection Fuel
>find http://fanfictionarchives.com/kof.html
WELP
>>345054339
It depends. Usually the Manga wraps up each year but I'm not sure with regards to the scanlations. My friendwho cosplayed and was too in-character as Iorishowed me the 2002 one and it was pretty thick (and used both the Seto art and the Nona art).
>>345054465
That's fucked.
>>345054387
>One likes guns
Yeah, I don't see that working out at Antonov's tournament. In before Whip's HSDM or Loveheart, but I'm suspecting Loveheart's weapons are magical-based.
>>345054346
What is he drinking? It looks thick.
>>345053432
http://www.umanhua.com/comic/8213/
It's chinese though.
>>345054624
> http://fanfictionarchives.com/stories/kof/Twist.txt
Oh hey, there's that fanfic I was talking about. Damn, it's been so long, and I knew the guy's name had Vegeta in it, but I thought it would have something else attached to it too like numbers.
>>345054885
Who's that blonde motherfucker?
>>345054939
Who would have known
I really want a situation where the tournament organizer adds a new rule to KOF and that you can't team up with anyone you've teamed up with in the past.
So we get bizarre teams like Athena Chang Ralf as canon
>>345049510
>total psycho
>works for the mob
>probably supported brexit
>>345054465
I'm almost sure that the last volume of KOF Kyo was never translated to English.
You can find it in Spanish on DA tho: http://blueblood2.deviantart.com/gallery/35312020/KOF-Kyo-MANGA-FINAL-Stage
>>345055198
>probably supported brexit
EU dicksucker detected
>>345055237Did Goenitz mash Iori's Maidens?
>>345055198
What's wrong with supporting brexit anon?
>>345055067
I think it's Jan, King's little brother.
Hmmm... I might get into KoF when this game releases. How difficult is it to switch from Street Fighter to KoF? I'm also pretty damn good at the game.
>>345053478
>>345052734
who the fuck is peter?
>randomly flipping through pages
>Suddenly Fio
huh.
>>345055378
You should ask your buddy Taquido. He loves that game a lot.
>>345055358
why he is using Orochi as an stand?
>>345055467
Well she was in MI2
>>345055467
Suddenly Miss X.
>>345055319almosthe only wanted to provoke Kyo
>>345055198
>Implying Horward Enterprises isn't a legit business
I bet you're one of those borgard losers.
>>345055413
Some nobody Kyo bet Alba couldn't kill in ten moves.
>>345055745
>Benimaru's pose
>NOW THAT'S JUST BULLSHIT GORO
>>345055745
>>345055378
Watch this and you should be pretty much set.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye3KVgI1LvU
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE WRONG DEATH
>>345055735
Miss X DLC for everyone when?
>trailer up on SNK's and AtlusUSA's channels
>not yet up on Playstation's
I wonder if something is up.
I just got a fight stick after years of playing fighting games casually, and while the controls are pretty intuitive for SF and airdashers, I'm having kind of a hard time adapting here. What do you guys use for button placement? I've been trying pic related but I don't really know.
Do you guys play kof on Pad or stick?
>>345055613
Don't ask.
>>345052034
>evil laugh intensifies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTTghKkNnO0
>>345054346
>he just drops the fucking glass
No wonder Iori lives in such a shitty place, all his money must go into replacing broken dinnerware.
>>345056275
BD
AC
I believe this is the standard kof stick layout
>>345055805
You had one job Kyo!
>>345056378
Badass Yamazaki
Nice
>>345056378
Yamazaki with the old "hidden knife inside the rotting apple" trick
>>345056554
You got them upside down
>>345056275
I did the other layout I saw in my arcade often
A C
B D
Old SNK layout is kind of hard for me to adapt to in KOF too, but works well in Last Blade or SamSho.
>>345056510
He can't function normally because Orochi's curse keeps on whispering things into his ear (if the Manga and that one Audio Drama he had are anything)
>try to get a glass of water, Orochi taunts him that Kyo has a bigger dick
>try to shower, Orochi tells him that Kyo smells his BO from afar
>try to do shit with his current band with a terminally ill vocalist, Orochi tells him that he won't amount to anything
Being Iori is Suffering
>>345056310
Both because I can't let go of old habits.
>>345056670
Ah, i knew it.
It's been ages since i last played KoF on a stick
>>345056275
thats what i use
>>345056670
Nah, I think he got used to the weird PS1 games layout or some shit.
>>345056275
Try switching B and C if that doesn't feel better try
AC
BD
Although doing things like activating max mode might be cumbersome
>>345041749
which KOF's on fightcade have geese? I dont know much about kof but geese reminds me of Bison with how stylish, handsome, and unkillable he is and i wanna know more about him
>>345056275
How does that layout make sense?
>>345056905
technically 96 but no one plays that at all
best bet is to get 98/02 UM on steam
>>345056310
Pad
>>345056554
>>345056670
>>345056682
All right, that's cool. I used that on my keyboard for emulation, but I figured that I'd want to take advantage of being able to have a finger on each button (plus I just assumed that because MVS had it...). Good to hear that I was wrong though, makes things much easier. Thanks anons.
>>345056682
That sounds about as bad as having a tulpa. Fuck I don't have it, but there's a screencap of an anon having a Dio tulpa that basically did the same thing and in a Miku thread an anon revealed that he had a Rin tulpa.
Bodega...
>>345056905
96. (That and the Fatal Fury games of course)
Outside of that you have 98UM and 2002UM.
>>345056965
It's SNK's old Button Layout. Made to fit your first four fingers normally.
>>345056682
If we didn't already know beyond all reasonable doubt that the whole Orochi thing was real, I'd just think Iori was schizophrenic.
>>345057038
But Geese IS on 98 anon.
>>345056905
>>345057002
Only 98um has Geese
>Geese's spinny kick got turned into a big ass axe kick instead
Bring back the spinny kick
>>345057136
Sick combo.
>>345057141
Old SNK layout is actually
BCD
A
>>345055571
>Taquido
Fuck I still don't know who's going to be my third. Traditionally I always go Benimaru and Andy. My third is always cursed to not stick around the next game so it's always changing.
Hein might be cool. Meitekun might be a decent replacement for Ash. King is always a good standby.
>>345057136
>6 HITS
The silliest part of all the Andy Seto stuff for KOF is that they spell out the damn Super Moves word for word, and even add in a damn combo counter.
I think 2000 had a big screen showing off how much Striker Stocks each team had, and fighters yelling STRIKER when they need it.
>>345057412
I should get some sleep, I saw the C as B.
>>345057480
Maybe start off as King then try out the others? She seems VERY solid in KOF if Romance's matches from Evo/CEO are anything to go by.
>>345047920
>>345048016
Talking about him, who is more powerful? Rugal or Geese?
>>345057601
>fighters yelling STRIKER when they need it
That sounds hilarious.
>>345057773
Which version of Rugal
>>345057784
That reminds me, what problem do people have with strikers?
>>345056682
He probably would be a really nice and chill guy if it wasn't for the whole Orochi shenanigans.
I always wondered why he made such a sad face at the end of 97 when Kyo was about punch him.
>>345057873
Just their normal versions without that magic crap, tech or evil spirits involved.
>>345057784
Still digging through the 2000 one but I found this in the meantime
>MY CHOU HISSATSU WAZZA
>Previous page was BAYPER CANNON to beat out Haoh Shokou Ken
>>345057909
In my circle, people thought that Strikers didn't fit well with KOF at all. Not sure how but I guess if you came from 94-98 having a 4th member be simply an assist didn't gel well. That and some of them were rather broken (IIRC people mention Joe/Ryo in 2000, and the shenanigans with Triple Strikers in 2001)
>>345058039
Maybe he just doesn't want to go through the Orochi nonsense anymore. Then again, without the Orochi or the Kyo baggage he tends to be abrasive but hates violence or some shit.
>>345058105
Id probably give it Rugal. He was basically an absolute monster
>>345058039
Probably because he knew this was the start of something he couldn't stop. Every waking moment of his life would be spent in the heat of a battle that's not his, fighting people he doesn't even have a beef with and begs them to save themselves through his own crude threats laced with his demure towards fighting and even life itself. It's all just a constant struggle without a happy ending to expect, just death to hope for, for that eternal release.
Being Iori is suffering
>>345058170
Im pretty ambivalent to the whole striker business but Id like to see teams of four come back just so we can get more characters in easier. Just have the player be able to choose 3 out of 4 and say the 4th is just a reserve member because plot.
That way characters normally on more unflinching teams can get an in.
>Clark can't elbow drop after every grapple now
Why did they do this?!
>>345058794
>Ramon then uses El Diable Amarillo to do serious damage to Ryo's body!
I now wonder if I can find that 2003 one where everything leads to the Sacred Weapons team ending, but K' gets possessed by Orochi and has green skin for whatever fucking reason.
>>345058875
Confirmed or are you just saying things?
>>345058590
Speaking of a team of four, the only thing I found interesting about 2001 was the option of playing with all four characters on your team instead of the usual three.
>>345058794
>Ryo's face
>>345059109
>K' gets possessed by Orochi and has green skin for whatever fucking reason
What?
>>345058105
Geese would win because Rugal's right eye is bionic and you said no tech.
But seriously without magic crap Geese would win because he would be fight harder cause Rugal stole his reppuken
>>345044797
>Billy dislikes smoking
>Hein dislikes alcohol
Damn; Geese hires just straight-edge niggas or what?
>>345058875
Clark never had elbow follow-ups to all of his Mount throws. Only some of them and Argentine Backbreaker if I recall.
The one time I knew of that he had Elbow for every throw was Mugen.
>>345059434
http://snk.wikia.com/wiki/King_of_Fighters_03:_Xenon_Zero
Should be this one
>>345059752
More like Geese doesn't want Smoking or Drinking in his Japanese-American styled Tower.
>>345057909
It's fun, but it also can be a huge mess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgBANqNySKQ
>>345059752
He only hires non-degenerates
>'94 Women's Team - King, Mai, Yuri
>'94 Korea Team - Kim, Chang, Choi
>Unrequited Love Team - Ramon, Robert, Kensou
>Protagonist Team - Kyo, K', Shun'ei
>2003 Fatal Fury Team - Terry, Joe, KoD
>SNK Mascot Team - Terry, Athena, Nakoruru
>2000 Hero Team -K', Maxima, Ramon
any other edit teams you can think of?
>>345059212
http://www.snkplaymore.co.jp/us/games/kof-xiv/command/pdf/cl_038_clark.pdf
Was looking at this.
>>345059863
I distinctly remember being able to do that in 2002UM.
>>345059752
Just because we're criminals doesn't mean we should act as low brow thugs
>>345059991
>(Somewhat)'95 Rival Team - Iori, Billy, Bandeiras
>NeoGeo Freak Team - Billy, Mai, Kyo
>>345041749
Hein almost feels like an homage to Gustab.
>swanky as fuck
>flamboyant fighting style
>traps
>supers are area moves with himself at the center
>>345059965
>This video contains content from TheGpax. It is not available in your country.
>>345060542
WHY DOES IORI HAVE TITS!?
>>345059434
Okay, he didn't have green skin but Orochi was apparently able to possess someone with Kyo's blood. Which shouldn't really happen.
>>345059991
>Several Nests variants: K' team, Angel, and Sylvie. Maybe 2001 as K'/Kula/Angel
>True Pachislot Team: Alice/Mui Mui/Love Heart
>Team Big Bodies: Clark/KOD/Chang
>>345059991
Tiger Team.
Remember when people noticed that in Ramon's Movelist, Tiger Road was spelled as Tiger Load?
>>345060813
>>345061060
what the hell
>>345059991
>>345060542
Forgot to mention some others:
>SNK Hero Team - Terry, Ryo, Kyo
>Headband Team - Yuri, Joe, Daimon
>>345058039
>Why he made such a sad face
Probably because he was supposed to die there. That's what I heard, at least.
>>345061321
A similarly themed picture
>>345061236
I just now recalled that the guys who made these have a huge boner for K'
>>345061462
Those Joe's shorts? Is he off screen?
>>345061843
>Andy embracing the titties
Truly only in Mai's dreams.
>>345062115
Yashiro has Terry's hat, Chris has Beni's shirt, so Shermie needed something from Joe, and his headband was previously used on Yuri.
>>345062115
It's CYS trying on Fatal Fury team stuff, though it doesn't look like Chris put on anything yet but it's assumed he's going to wear something of Andy's. On the other hand they're forcing Shermie to wear Joe's boxers.
>>345061478
Did that nigga just kicked an Orochi-possessed K' in the nuts?
>>345062626
Mukai fights dirty.
Don't worry, this is not enough to stop our beloved Crimson Star Edgelord
Why would someone name their kid a plural form of something?
at least Geese didn't name his kid Rocks I guess.
>>345062734
I didn't know possession gave you tattoos.
>>345062875
Look, if Orochi Possession gave Chris instant Puberty and a hot body, I guess it can give tattoos easily.
Eat your heart out, Geese.
>>345058105
SNK said Rugal was designed to be the strongest and evilest boss character ever, his hobby before resurrecting as a cyborg was bodying people and then freezing their asses in carbonite.
>>345064015
>Doesn't even have a suit
>Still in the stupid belt leg phase
bitch please
>>345064015
>Iori's average Friday night
>>345064274
He murdered Heidern's family just out of spite
even the bigger villains typically only act with a larger goal in mind
>>345064367
Iori would wreck Geese and his crew , not even a contest.
>>345064517
Better men have tried and couldn't keep Geese down
some punk rocker bitch with a bad hair cut isn't fit to feed his koi
>>345064367
Nightmare Geese is cool and all but when am I going to get Geese At Da Club?
>>345064673
Didn't Geese hire Iori to tag along with Billy and Eiji to spy on KOF anyway?
>>345064770
geese ain't gonna be in any clubs when terry's da bouncer
>>345064673
Don't you have a building to fall off from Geese?
>>345058105
Remember that KoF bosses are designed (not only in gameplay) to be fought 3 on 1. Of course Rugal would win.
>>345064936
Geese countered the ground.
You really wanna fuck with a dude who can parry gravity?
body ga
Who is the weakest boss then?
>>345066425
Mukai was kind of a bitch
I wonder what Antonov and the final boss are going to be like
Every time I see this game the art style looks uglier. It's like the little improvements they're making to models is making the abysmal art direction even more jarring. Are they still trying to justify it with W-WELL IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY FOR A BIG ROSTER when the animation quality is still abysmal and the roster isn't even that freakishly huge?
>>345067214
50 is kind of large
>>345067214
It's the opposite for me, I thought the first reveal trailer looked disgusting. It isn't amazing now but it doesn't bother me anymore.
>>345067214
>still abysmal and the roster isn't even that freakishly huge?
are you seriously going to bait like this
>>345067934
this
anyone have spare '98 key from bundle?
I'll play wif u! :3
>>345065356
>implying he doesn't just land on his stack of body pillows.
>>345069413
just play on fightcade it has more players anyway.
98 um on steam is dead but if you really want to play um just pirate it
