Help the stick man get past the knight /v/
HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHH
Rape him
>>345028448
Easy. Equip eraser and you basically win.Rest in RIP peace my arm.
Can I fuck the knight
>>345029641
what happened to your arm
are you alright sweetie
>>345029197
You try to rape him but he attacks you with his sword
what now?
>>345029756
fart in his direction
>>345029756
Teleport behind him, take out your Shadow the Hedgehog brand Knife, and stab him in the back whilst saying nothin personnel kid
I am the bone of my sword...
Why would I fight against the knight if there's nothing for me to accomplish?
Here have a Princess.
Now fight the guy for the princess.
>>345029756
Mash roll it's the only way!
>>345029785
You fart in his direction the fart bypasses his shield and he falls to his knees stunned
what nownext 3 decides
wasn't there a board made for this stuff
>>345029756
Hold a shotgun and realize you are getting attacked.
>>345030257
take his sword, sell it and go play pokemon go
>>345030267
its more for /tg/ their stuff iirc
>>345028448
Use my speech skill to make him stand down, which is at 47/100.
>>345030257
Apologize and offer to be bros after he recovers and go on a long bromance filled adventure together
>>345029042
this is only way
rolling
>>345030257
Toss Charizard out from his Pokeball and have him use Flamethrower
>>345030435
He says no and reeeeeeeees at you.
>>345030170
Would the princess allow a boy oh I mean a manlet save her?
>>345030257
Tie him down, rub your feet on his face and rape him, finally.
>>345030595
>Would the princess allow a boy
She's not a Prince/ss/ for nothing.
>>345029756It was a hologram
HERNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Unfortunately for him, my 30 foot schlong pike can pierce through even chemically reinforced diamond.
>>345030493
You toss an autistic looking charizard from a pokeball you found in your yard he uses flamethrower and burns the knight
next 5 decides
>>345031246
Seeing as that did damage do it again and hope for a higher roll to kill him.
>>345031246
Summon 「KILLER QUEEN」
>>345031246
FINISH HIM OFF WITH AN UPPER CUTTO, WHICH DOES 600 DAMAGE PLUS 50.
>>345031246
you rape the charizard and it gives birth to sonic
>>345031246
Awaken Your masters
>>345031246
Cuck him
>>345031439
>>345031439
REROLL
>>345031429
Rawling
>>345031246
SLAP HIM
>>345031246
Kick him in the balls
>>345031246
Mind control him.
>>345031246
Give him flowers
>>345031246
SUMMON 「TODD HOWARD」
>>345031246
Suddenly an earthquake!
>>345031246
Heal your enemy's wounds with your Stand Crazy Diamond. THEN beat him to death.
>>345031246
Challenge him at Mortal Kombat 3
>>345031246
ZA WARUDO
>>345032125
YOU NIGGGER
>>345030487
>50000
This bothers my autism, it would be 5000
>>345032125
>>345032125
well fuck
He walks by the slow fool.
>>345028448
>That shield
>>345032349
really?
you would fuck that shield?
>>345032125
You challenge him to the duel of the highest honors MK3 he beats you both rounds perfectly
you now have the status effect rage (50% more damage 100%less defence)
what now next 3 5 or 0 chooses
>>345032703
kill myself
>>345032703
call him a FUCKING SCRUB
>>345032703
Ask him to pass
>>345032703
Now they kissss
>>345032703
Get angrier! He will feel the true power of your rage!
>>345032703
Double down mother fucker needs to see my kano
>>345032703
Summon 「KILLER QUEEN」
>>345032703
Transform into edgy dark mode and kill him with a spinny attack.
>>345032703
Complain on /v/ about it
>>345032918
this desu
>>345032945
>>345032703
Commit filthy acts at a fair and reasonable price!
>>345032703
fart REEEEAAALLLLLLY HARD
![lB0kcXT[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/GDEUj8F.png "lB0kcXT[1].png")
LOL
>>345032349
>>345033070
Sorry, been playing too much Shadow the HedgehOdin Spere
>>345032945
You use your linkin park album to transfor into the ultimate edgeform you use your strongest attack but the knights shield blocks his attack
you lose 100 respect from the knight (current respect -2000)
next 2 4 or 6 decides
>>345033449
Killer queen
>>345033449
You transform into an obese american and eat the universe, him included.
>>345033449
Sheer heart attackNo weakness
>>345033449
>linkin park
I-IT'S THREE DAYS GRACE, SHUT UP!Light a cigar, take a nice smoke, then throw it over his shield.
>>345033449
KissHER
>>345033449
I seduce him into letting me pass.
>>345033572
THIS IS IT, AMERICA WINS AGAIN BOYS
>>345033572
You eat 1 mcdonalds fry and you grow in extreme size but your belly is so huge that you cant grab the universe to eat it
next 1 or 9 decides
>>345033905
Summon CRAZY DIAMOND and punch his shield, transforming it into a dick.
>>345033905
Hory shit im a dumb fuck forgot the picture
Why don't you erase the guy?
>>345033905
Celebrate his birthday
>>345033449 dance with the devil
>>345034019
KILLA QUEEN
>>345033905
Shit out the knight and kill him with a pencil
Introduce him to 4chan
>>345034019
Summon your s「Stand」
>>345034019
Kill myself and lose the battle
pls killer queen OP
>>345033905
>>345034019
Transform into Ronnie James Dio, and stop time before summoning your「Stand」
>>345033905
DANCE
>>345028448
>>345034638
>>345034019
roll over on the universe
>>345034638nice
>>345032283
>>345034519
You revert back to normal size and challenge him to a dance off the knight feels pity for you
what now next 1 2 3 4 or 5 decides
>>345030347
No, shit what the fuck are you doing. Now there's a guy behind him too and he doesn't even notice him.
>>345034832
tell a joke to distract him and kick him in the nuts
>>345034832
DORARARARARARAARARARARARARA
>>345034832
KILLER QUEEN
>>345034832
kys
>>345034019
Kill him by plqying shitty anime music
>>345034756
STOP THE MEME FACTORIES NOW
WE WENT TOO FAR
>>345034832
Why is this pleb just fucking garbage at everything he ever does?
Pledge self to the knight and learn all he has to teach and one day best him before moving on a better person whos actually worth a dam
>>345034832
CURASHIE DIAMONDO
>>345033245
i appreciate this
>>345034941
You summon your stand 「CRAZY DIAMOND」and do a stand attack combo dealing massive damage to the knight
>>345035430
He is down but something feels off about his body....
>>345028448
>>345035607
OH NOT THE GIANT TENTACLE DICK MONSTER!
>>345035430
Resurrect him as my best friend
>>345035430
Now heal him.
>>345035607
Im a dumbass here is the pic
done
>>345035751
we need a number too boi
Check this 3 and Just drop a road roller on him
How am I supposed to make sexually suggestive MSpaint sketches out of this!?
>>345035751
turns out the knight didnt die and he is also a stand user! he summons his stand「KILLER QUEEN」and sends 「SHEER HEART ATTACK」Against you what now?
next 0 2 or 7 decides
>>345035986
Become Allah
Shitpost on 4chan
>>345035986
Block his attack using Hayato.
>>345035986
you lose
「SHEER HEART ATTACK」 HAS NO WEAKNESSES
>>345036032
you magically transform into allah but Killer Queens [BITES THE DUST] reverts your transformation
next 4 or 8 decides
>>345035924
Please source me on this artist. This shit gets me.
>>345036170
ZA WARLDO
>>345036170
Die, but go to hell to learn a super secret attack to defend against sheer heart.
>>345036170
Crazy Diamond is pierced with the arrow.
>>345035986
run him over with an ambulance
>>345036170
Tip our weapon with a poison that does more damage the less an enemy respects you.
>>345036170
give a "wew lad" and shitpost the knight to death
>>345036212NO_________________
>>345036170
Moot enters the fray
>>345036170
Use the power of friendship to overcome sheer heart attack.
>>345036170
WWE SUPER SLAM TAG TEAM
>>345036170
Go around him.
>>345030274
>>345036170
the stands start to have sex with eachother
>>345036170
Tuxedo Mask saves us.
>>345036170
Power up the bass cannon
Using magic, his shield became a portal.
>>345036684
Crazy diamond starts raping killer queen dealing 100 damage to the knights ass
Sheer heart attack aproaches
next even number decides
>>345037081
fucking yell rules of nature and bisect his body after throwing it 50 feet in the air
>>345037186
Sheer heart attack kills you
Next odd number decides if you go to heaven hell limbo or erased from existence
>>345037443
go to gay heaven
>>345037443
go to hell like my hero Dante from the Devil May Cry Series
>>345037443
Come back to life only to curse the knight as the greatest chess player in history robbing him of his knighthood
>>345037443
Go to muslim heaven
OP here gtg if someone wants to take over go for it
Lift up the secret floor board and sneak under the malicious knight.
