ITT: tell us how Pokemon GO changed your life
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Got a girlfriend and multiple fuck buddies from playing this game.
God bless Nintendo, Niantic and Google
>>345005994
wii sports got me laid in college
thank you iwata
>>345005994
How did you get a gf and fuckbuddies out of it
I am now a being comprised entirely of energy
>caring about sluts this much
finish puberty first
Yup totally video games related.
>>345005994
I realised I'm surrounded by manchildren
There will be a war
>>345005994
I ended up in a orgy, going to a new one next wednesday
Pokemon Go is actively ruining my life
I've been getting up at 6am and making breakfast, then going for a 30 minute walk in the park almost every day.
It's been sunny clear skies and around 80-90 that's around 26-33c for you minorities out there.
The worst part is I'm getting used to it, I don't get winded walking to the fridge anymore, eating fast doesn't doesn't make my heart race.
And since I've been getting up early the days are longer. Honestly I don't what to do, I'll be dead at this rate.
>>345006781
>normies are manchildren
whatever helps you get through the day, anon
>>345007112
How is getting healthier ruining your life?
I'm gonna laugh when I see all of you losers bitching about how your "girlfriend" left you. You realize you need to actually get to know someone before you can claim you've got a relationship, right? Oh, and talking to a girl once/twice doesn't count as "having a girlfriend" you autistic Pokemon faggots. Also,
>>>/vp/
It's that way
>>345007136
Walking around with your phone stuck to your screen looking for imaginary cartoon animals is not normal. Pokemon raised an entire generation of manchildren.
>>345006781
Jesus crust, this.
>>345006781
>I never had a girlfriend beacuse I am such a fun person
>>345006284
Greentext if not bullshitting.
>>345007112
Saw this post on reddit.
>>345005994
Out of all the things that never happened, these "Pokemon Go got me laid/got me a girlfriend" stories never happened the most.
My wife and her son have been out of the house a lot thanks to this game. Thanks nintendo for this amazing video game
>>345007294
The thing buzzes when there's Pokemon nearby and you can see where Pokestops are ahead of you so you don't have to be glued to your screen.I've seen so much normies playing it, it makes me feel not awkward playing it
>>345007391
This. Unless OP is going into playgrounds and looking for a quick lay there.
>>345005994
Don't forget the CIA and Illuminati.
Okay so explain to me how you are supposed to be social with this game. I see people playing all the time and I'm sure some people notice I*m playing even if I do my best to hide it but what then? Nobody is going to go up to a stranger and talk to him just because he plays the same game. I'm certainly not.
What would you even say?
>so you play pokemon go
>yeah haha
>hah
>....
>hah...
>>345007391
>anime poster
Of course youd feel bitter about it. Its not hard for these stories to be true, so many fucking cuties playing this game. I hooked up with a cute Japanese chick thanks to Pokemon GO.
>>345005994
I've downloaded it, wasted the two incenses immediately, catching whatever popped out on the screen.
Seriously considered going out for a walk but just imagining myself walking around aimlessly put me off. I guess my laziness and self consciousness was stronger than the game.
I'll maybe try it when I'm on a bus or a train next time or something to kill time, but I'm sure as hell not going out specifically for it.
Why aren't these threads getting deleted? What the fuck does this /soc/ shit have to do with video games?
>>345005994
ITT: Things that didn't happen
>>345007715
Cant teach you not to have autism sadly.
>>345007391
I don't know if they banged, but I know people who've gone on dates with people they met while playing this game. It is entirely possible people are hookup up thanks to PoGO.
Remember: not everyone is as antisocial as you are.
>>345007862
Because it's /soc/razy that it can't be contained.
>>345007821
No you didn't. Girls aren't going to hook up with greasy losers just because they use the same cell phone app. Go away Reddit.
>>345007715
literally autistic
>>345008039
>>345008137
But if you still have to b urself to get laid with this app how is it helping anyone who couldn't get laid before?
>>345008062
Fuck off retard.
>>345007821
Shes probably going to drop you like a sack of shit since you obviously don't like anime rofl
>/a/ will never become this bad
/v/ feel like /b/ or facebook
>ayo dude im getting laid and here my story
>>345008219
>s-stop reminding me i'm pathetic
>a bloo bloo bloo
I go to the park near me for pokemon go, I take a walk and diddle around on my phone a bit and then go home. Pokemon go is only as social as you make it, just don't play it around tons of people.
I check it at home, and the park, sometimes when I'm at a red light. If you've got mom's spaghetti in your pants than just avoid it
>>345008313
Fuck off retard.
There's a con this sunday in my city, they are going to set a lure spot and discuss the game.
This might be my opportunity to meet some qts, wish me luck faggots.
>>345007294
And yet every time i go on facebook, its full of pokemon go posts from friends and acquaintances that i didn't even know played video games
So, when are we gonna get Pokemon Go porn?
You know, cell phone vids of amateur couples outside getting their dicks sucked while they catch a Rhyhorn?
>>345005994
>Things that never happened.
>>345005994
>implying
>>345008302
Why do women hate us so much? We just want to hug and kiss them :(
>>345008294
/a/ has been reddit-free for 10 years, its the best board based on that alone.
>>345008262
>thinking he has to like anime
Jesus Cringe Christ.
Thank god she hates that shit.
>>345008128
>I want to believe everybody here is a loser like me to feel better
If it helps you sleep at night. And yeah I do use reddit actually, cant see how thats related you sad cunt.
>>345007715
I'm sorry that you have literally 0 charisma, anon.
Not everyone is as autistic as you
>>345005994
Yeah man, these three hot bi chicks invited me to an orgy the other day but there was a rare pokemon around so I had to say no.
>>345007380
I am not bullshitting
Oldfag here, I've been posting since 2007, the wii just came out when I was in college. I was the only dorm that had one, so my roommates and I would always leave the door open, girls would come in just to play tennis.
I managed to hook up with a handful of them and I likely would have never talked to them if I didn't own Wii Sports. Bitches love tennis.
>>345008302
If women don't like getting approached maybe they should try approaching men sometimes.
The thought of having to put themselves on the line and risk rejection doesn't even occur to them, that's how entitled they are.
Chads will get laid playing the game, we won't.
Just another way for them to meet chicks.
>>345005994
i saw a guy wearing a trench coat jump over the railing on a bridge and dart into the woods chasing what i suspect to be a nidorino. either that or he saw me walking towards him and is really socially anxious and had to flee, but all i saw in that direction was a nidorino. saw him chilling out later on next to an active lured pokestop and took pictures. he wouldnt look up.
>>345007821
>I hooked up with a cute Japanese chick thanks to Pokemon GO.
Tell me more.
>>345006781
You're on an image bored dedicated to a hobby for kids.
>>345006781
No, you're surrounded by chad normies who come here to laugh at the neckbeard manchild zoo with their friends.
>>345008302
>Pokemon GO away
I wonder how clever she felt when writing that.
>>345008475
That's why they hate you.
>>345008475
They don't hate "us", you are just a creepy faggot that probably has hentai pillows and have never had a date in your life
Im annoyed at all these fellow animefags who suddenly now want to go outside and get laid.
What happened to the 2D only, bros? What happened to not giving a fuck about 3DPD?
I traded my girlfriend to a black guy for a Kabuto. Thanks, Nintendo.
>>345008039
>>345008137
>go out alone
>see group of people who probably know each other sitting around catching pokemon
>then a complete stranger tries to fit into their conversation by talking about pokemon
They don't need you to talk about pokemon with them, they have each other. Not to mention I consider it rude and coming off as desperate just forcing myself into conversations like that.
>>345008597
Leave the poor guy alone you bitch
>>345008440
I believe it
>fat fuck at work gets divorced
>hangs out on facebook for 3 days
>already got a new girlfriend from a facebook group he joined
Same shit happens with Pokemon GO. I bet Chad already found qts with GO and fucked them
>>345008491
Cry some more bitch boy, 4chan has always been and will always be an anime site. If anime triggers you then stick to posting on reddit.
Every fat vaping faggot needs to get popcorn lung and die already, stop blocking up the sidewalk for people going to jobs. Catch your pokemon in the street where a car can kill you.
ITT pathetic fucks making up stories where they meet the girl of their dreams through pokemon GO when in reality they haven't left their house in 5+ years
>>345008302
tl;dr
Basically, don't talk to me unless you're hot. Bitch should just come out and say it instead of trying to make excuses to why she doesn't like those particular guys that talk to her.
>be me
>virgin loser neet for years
>Pokemon GO come out
>oh shit I love pokemon
>worldwide success
>go outside telling girls I play pokemon GO
>she straight up get naked and start bouncing on my dick
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>345008475
Because you're unattractive.
Get your hair cut, lose the neckbeard, wash yourself regularly, dress like an adult, start eating better and learn how to carry yourself properly when you walk instead of slouching and looking like a creepy fucker. And if you need an excuse to exercise, hatch your eggs by jogging. Do it in the early mornings if you don't want to deal with crowds.
>>345005994
>"i became a pathological liar"
>>345008747
>crying
>Im just here laughing at how pathetic you are
Ok? Ill keep my reddit tab open for you.
Cheers.
>>345008475
t. fat weeb fedora faggot
>>345008469
I'm tempted to do that, but somehow that feels even more pathetic than actually going out.
>>345008693
You use your shared interest in Pokemon as the initial icebreaker. Once you've entered communication, you can veer the topic to whatever you want. Literally pick anything possible and gauge their response. If they engage back, then they're interested in befriending you. If they answer quickly and don't leave a hook for further conversation, then they're not interested and you should move on to the next group.
>>345007294
damn i guess that explains why people that don't even play games are on this. (You) should try actually meeting people
>>345008491
Keep making up stories to brag about to your friends on 4chan, Mr. Psuedo-Alpha Male.
>>345008693
It's not rude. It's consider normal you basement dweller.
>nearest pokestop to me is 30 minutes away
>TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE!
>walk my ass all the way over there
>get 3 lousey pokeballs
>notice people are just driving in and out, nobody on foot
fug this game
>normalfags dumbass crying about anime
>they don't seem to realise that Pokemon is anime
>>345007715
How does it feel to literally have no personality you autistic faggot
>go out to nearby town last night at like midnight
>normies everywhere
>saw 2 guys i haven't seen since high school
please like fav and subscribe my blog
>>345008751
>grossly overweight
>those xxxl JNCO cargo shorts
>those neon green running shoes in new condition
>vaping
>balding ginger
>no skin tone
>playing vidya in public while everyone stares at him
/v/ in one image
>hope i get gf playing this
>only people are seen trying to catch same pokemon are lonley awkward people with acne scars
>>345008925
>I-Im not pathetic y-you are
If you're going to write out your autistic sex fantasies at least do it in a role play thread or something.
>PoGO is played by tons of normies
>tons of normies also post on 4chan these days
>normie makes post about something that commonly happens to normies
>basement dwellers desperately post about how it could never happen and they're lying
knowing it won't happen to you is fine, but actually believing it will never happen for anyone else is delusional
>walk around, looking for a gym
>gym is in the middle of the woods
FOR WHAT PURPOSE
>>345007391
This.
The shills are completely shameless.
>these responses
So these are the people Im arguing about videogames with? Actual social autists? /v/ was a mistake.
If youre an introvert autist your opinion does not matter
>>345005994
i can now get discounts all across town at shitty places i don't visit
>>345008659
>>345008676
>>345008893
>>345008936
poes fucking law.
this shit was NEVER a problem when the site was more secluded now all these autistic retards flood on in without any concept of satire.
>>345008970
Maybe at a bar or something. Its seen as intrusive outside of that. Just look at all the women who complain about getting hit on when theyre trying to go about their day. I bet you're one of those fucks who harasses women and thinks it's normal behavior.
When did this board become normalfags city?
>>345009246
But if I was playing Pokemon outside wouldn't I just get a normal tan, even through sunscreen?
Nothing ive seen 0 people play this but thats because i never leave my house
I work all day I can't go for walks looking for Pokemon
Also I go to the gym and there's no Pokemon there
>>345009109
>no anime image
Too triggered to even bother posting one, champ?
>>345009207
I'm not sure why you're surprised. It's you who doesn't belong here, normie.
>>345009357
>damage control
>>345009261
wtf is a poe law?
>>345009284
Overcucks.
"Normie" is a word used by people /v/ considers far closer to real "normies" than themselves, I.e it is a false poser faggot word and you are not a real /v/ user if you say that. /v/ isn't persecuting you because you're too abnormal for them, but bevause you use a word indicating you are too normal for them. You ARE a normie if you even used that word, which is a bastardized version tweaked to be usavle around actual normalfags. The original and real term in the 4chan context is normalfag. "Normie" is the fucking whitewashed/SJW-approved version because the "fag" part is offensive to them and they want to be able to drop this term on places like Reddit, Facebook and twitter - which are pretty much the textbook definition of normalfag dens - without fear of getting reprimanded. Which defeats the whole fucking point.
If you are being careful to "fit in" on various shitty normalfag websites, you are actually as normalfag as they fucking come and just have some fucking ludicrous idea in your head that you're not. It's the same as these "omg I'm such a nerrrd XD" shitheads on those same sites only here it's "omg I'm such a weird unique person XD". In summation shut up OP because you clearly have no idea what you're dealing with and /r9k/'s whiny emo shit is not what /v/ is about.
>>345007380
he made like 4 topics aabout it already
>>345005994
I'm actually pretty committed to going to the gym now. It was a couple of blocks away and sometimes I wouldn't go because I didn't feel like it, but now I'm walking every morning to go to the gym while playing.
The game is gonna give me an ulcer one day, though. I get glitches and my game freezes up all the fucking time and it infuriates the shit out of me, AND because of the new update I was locked out of my original account that used PTC, so no I'm using my gmail account to play. I wish Nintendo got more competent developers on this shit.
>>345009357
What a great argument you have, truly you are the pinnacle of not mad.
>>345009414
Thats not what damage control is, but ok.
>>345006345
be careful with that edge bro
Gentlemen, how do we get rid of these normalfags?
>>345008302
As much as I want to, I don't disagree. Nobody wants a disgusting manchild to bother them when trying to have fun. There's a difference between enjoying Nintendo's nostalgia pandering and actively playing Pokemon.
>>345009515
Deflection is a form of damage control
>>345008709
why
what has he done that warrants people to look the other way when he acts like a sperg
>go outside one day
>drop a lure
>meeting scores of friends and seeing qt girls
>drop another lure
>finally see solid 8/10
>grab one of my Burger King pokeballs (you know, the ones years ago that were recalled because a kid suffocated)
>toss it at her
>wink, say I've caught her
>dating ever since
>>345009393
>uses normie
Fucking pathetic.
Just gtfo elliot rodgers. 4Chan is not for your kind anymore.
>be me
>have "date" today with cute chick
>meet at Starbucks then play Pokemon GO
>she's never played it before
>gonna teach the bitch how to be the best Pokemon trainer with my social skills I learned from 4chan
>afterwards, if she is worth the time, I'll either go with her to a house party with one set of friends
>or meet up with another set of friends at a bar
I forgot to mention I'm 6'2 and /fit/ with dat v taper
Just be yourself :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O70KWYMK8kw
>>345009596
post ass
>>345008302
Then quit playing, cunt.
It's about "vidya monsters in the real world!" if you don't want the real world aspect, go fucking play the handheld games and everyone will leave you alone.
Oh, no, but wait, if you did that, you wouldn't be wearing your XD NERD CRED in a place people could see you, it would have to be about the game itself.
>play Pokemon on my 3DS
>get called a fucking kissless virgin autist
>normies play Pokemon on their iShits and Crapdroids
>le we're so quirky xD lets look for pokeymans xDD
>Pokemon Go can get even basement dwellers laid
Is there anything Pokemon Go can't do?
Don't own a phone. It didn't change anything dude.
>>345009742
cure autism
There's a place near me that's basically a plaza in the center of the city with like 5-7 pokestops on it. I went there last night for the first time and it was full of just ghetto people smoking weed and being loud degenerates and homeless people.
I was surprised to see 30+ people there but seriously where's all the actual nerds supposedly playing this? There was maybe a handful of white people there and they were even stoners.
I did see a black guy throwing down some game on this girl there and then they went to his car so I guess people are getting laid from it.
I'm makin da big bux by responding to Craiglist ads for people who need me to grind while they're at work.
>>345008751
The sad part is, him and the 2 guys in suits are probably the same age. Neckbeards. Not even once
>>345009740
>Investing years into a children's game
>Investing a week or two into a fad
>>345009740
>act like a bitter social autist
>surprised hes called what he is
>doesnt understand the mechanics of social acceptability
WOOOOOOOOOOW BUGGED SOCIAL MECHANICS
>>345009682
Seeing how you still complain, seems it's not for your kind either.
>>345009357
>reddit is THIS mad
kek
>>345009874
I don't think traditional nerds exist anymore. I bet if I were to see you IRL, I'd think you were a normie and vice versa.
>>345008678
I play the game because I'm autistic and want to squash children and teenagers beneath my feet by taking their gyms.
Unfortunately for me, I started late and am the one being squashed!
>>345009270
Most of those women complaining are feminist bitches.All that shit happens in the fucking east. Plus, they are all disgusting. Where I'm at, girls thirst for attention. Yes, I am one of those fucks that harasses women and they like ita lot.. You just got to be charismatic.
>>345009874
Why didn't you ask for a puff, anon?
>>345009742
Stop Islamic aggression.
>>345008302
bet she's a filthy roastie anyway
>>345006345
>Going where you can get blocked for insulting a mod's waifu
Nope
>>345009171
That's literally the best place for a gym though. The woods are pure comfy.
>>345005994
30 YO reporting in, I made 2 few friends who are 23 and 24, I beat the living hell out of 2 niggers that were maybe 16 and it felt great I also tossed their phones in the river by the park, that didnt change my life but felt good as fuck
My kids no longer think I'm a loser because my pokemon collection is so much better than theirs.
Little do they know this makes me a bigger loser than them.
>>345009326
those were my first thoughts
dont worry
i mean shit i went from pasty to slightly golden over the weekend here in florida
>biked 20 miles in 3 days
>was outside for probably 6 hours each day
on another note
>bike to muh weedlmao dealer
>get muh shit
>start talking about pokemon go
>my dealer is an extremly active person who operates a "doggie day care"
>yea i was pretty excited until i realized i had to walk around then i deleted it
YOU WALK 10 MILES A DAY WITH THOSE DOGS
i honestly couldn't believe she was too lazy to play pokemon
>>345009995
They don't actually like it, you just harassed and emotionally abused them until they felt like your loser ass was the best they could get.
>le me playing Pokemon Go on campus
>Go to a starbucks to train my bitchin' Charizard like a boss
>Meet some cute girls wearing the Love Pink™ clothing brand all huddled together
>They're playing Pokemon Go
>Me Gusta
>Have a Socially Awesome penguin moment as I approach them and bring up how cool Pokemon is
>"OMG yaaassss I feel like I'm 10 years old again"
>[Wanz voice] This is fucking awesome!
>We beat the Gym battle and bae catches Onyx
>She names the Onyx after me
>Before saying goodbye we trade numbers and 3DS friendcodes (fuck yes, she's a gamer too!)
Gentlemen I require maximum brofist because this was a triumph, im making a note here HUGE SUCCESS
People on social media and 4chan have been posting about it nonstop for the last few days, and the odd real life friend has mentioned it.
So, to answer your question, not very much at all.
>>345009171
easier to run after you've collected their hair.
>>345009543
>telling pokefags to go to their board
>edge
Within less than a day, I was being sucked in. I was able to pull free from the quick sand and regain control. Pokemon GO is a disease and those who are pulled in too far by it are doomed.
>>345009601
>Nobody wants a disgusting manchild to bother them when trying to have fun.
This. Go shills need to change tactics.
>>345008302
>what happened to the good old days when...
I don't know, you're the one fucking playing it you retard cunt
>>345010121
Anon, I kek'd.
For me PokeGo has renewed my sense of novelty.
>live on campus
>have about 50 pokestops in a 10 minutes walk radius around me
>still can't be bothered to go out and play
NICE
VIDEO
GAMES
THREAD
LADS
>>345010178
10/10 shitpost
>>345010151
Girls with low self esteem really are the best, though. They don't leave you, and you can treat them any way you want. Usually, they'll even settle for guys who look way worse than them. It's really win-win.
>>345010113
Haha you are 30 years old playing POKEMON what a fucking loser
>>345009207
You could always leave.
It'd be a win-win for everybody.
>>345009202
Honestly for all the "shilling" callouts that happen on here, this is the one scenario where I think it's justified. It's pretty fucking suspicious. I get that a lot of people my age are nostalgic about Pokemon but I'm having trouble believing that shit.
>>345009990
Probably seeing as I dress nice and actually look normal. The difference was they were all fit and ghetto as all hell. Like burner type phones.
>>345010025
That's how you get herpes, if I was going to smoke I would just buy some myself.
I think the game is complete trash and I get shit on for ever stating my opinion. Even on /v/.
I've just elected to keep quiet in most cases.
>have an S3 at 4.3
>update it to 4.4 with cyanogenmod
>still can't download pokemon go
Am I fucked, /v/?
>>345010178
Nice! The pink! Ones will probably drop the game in a week.
Gotta find the cute nerdy asian chicks.
>>345008475
Because your hugs and kisses have negative value to people.
Woah. I forgot it's still summer. Quick, post animu girls in bikini.
>>345010113
Why did you beat up underage kids?
>>345010462
>PLAY POKEMON GO YOU BASEMENT DWELLERS ITLL GET YOU LAID
the shilling is incredibly obvious
>>345008475
They only want control and hate ugly people
They would gladly be raped by a handsome
and if a fat neckbeard walks by and watch her in shock of her being raped she will scream at him to stop stare raping at her while shes moaning and getting her ass teared apart by the chad
It has been less than a week, if you got a "girlfriend" from playing it I'm convinced you're like 12 and don't understand what a relationship is.
A date is not a girlfriend.
It made me realize that you can't have any fun from 5pm onwards every single day
amerifats clogging the tubes and server is wrecked for a long time
every day, every evening
>>345010476
You're not alone.
I can't believe /v/ of all fucking places would defend something like this.
>>345010408
Whats wrong with me playing a game I like? Age shouldnt matter you little faggot
>>345009620
The guy looks like a total loser but you're even worse for following him and taking pictures.
On another note; what is the appeal of Pokemon Go? It looks shallow and boring as fuck, hell, even the main games are infinitely better than it.
WAIT.
If Nintendo were shilling, wouldn't they be speaking Japanese?
![Love Live! - Nishikino Maki Render 7 MG Renders].png](https://i.imgur.com/LsIiZTZ.jpg "Love Live! - Nishikino Maki Render 7 MG Renders]")
>>345010534
Honk is disgusting, Maki makey my dick go doki doki though.
>>345005994
Got me out of the house a bit more, went on a mini-road trip with my gf to see if we could grab all the stops from here to the mall and back the other day. She ended up giving me a footjob in her car while we sat in an empty parking lot near a stop and farmed items while listening to the radio, so thanks Nintendo
>/v/ frothing at the mouth and crying rivers of salty tears that people are using a videogame to get laid while they can't do shit
How typical
>>345010534
Anime is normalfag shit.
>>345010646
Superficial social interaction = girlfriend now
>>345009270
>>345008693
>you are THIS autistic
I was out for 6 hours playing this game alone today. Chatted to like 40 different people playing, some solo, some in groups. With some we even went for a nearby gym together or for a pokemon on the radar or just exchanged tips or funny stores.
You have fucking autism and are incapable of conversation.
>>345010178
Genuinley kek'd get that junk out of my face
>>345010178
If this is a fresh copypasta and not stale I salute you sir, expertly crafted there
>>345010561
I was at a park standing off the path and these 2 nigger punks were playing go as well, one said "move over" and shoulder checked me so I beat the living hell out of them took their phones and tossed them in the river, not everyone is a push over fuck them
>>345010462
It's fucking gen 1 pokemons only. I can bet you 50-60% percent of the player base only knows about gen 1 only. Once gen 2 or 3 gets released, the game will be fulled with normies not knowing jack shit..
>>345010365
Yeah... that was a joke....
>>345010646
What do you expect from people who were basement dweller neet just a week ago? They think talking with a girl mean you're going out with her.
>tfw 33 and never had a smartphone
>>345010462
Same here. I hate to go down that road, but when the mods won't lift a fucking finger, I can't help but wonder.
>>345010178
Pretty good.
>>345010727
At least Honoka has personality and presence in the series. For how good her design is, Maki is painfully underused.
Real waste of a character.
>>345010659
its just other neets baiting eachother at this point
I only meet people when I go out drinking and even then it's a pretty low success rate. I've been trying to cut back on my drinking because I'm gaining weight and even cheap nights out are still expensive compared to drinking at home. Problem is not that I stopped going out the loneliness is kicking in again. Heavily introverted but still need social interaction occasionally. How/where besides a bar encourages talking to people? I can cold approach on the street, that'll never happen.
>>345010113
I laugh when I see people as old as you playing a shitty game you should prob suicide
>>345010860
Those phones were probably stolen. You should have handed them into the police.
>>345010673
Nostalgia and DUDE SOCIAL INTERACTION
>>345010727
u wot m8.maki is second though
>>345010905
Your to old for pokemon gramps
>>345010178
Stealing this copypasta, thanks in advance for all the replies I'm going to get.
>>345009034
A really good one at that, at least this season.
>>345010870
Having talked to a LOT of people playing this game while out on the go I can tell you that most people don't know ANYTHING further than "oh yeah.. Pikachu..."
People don't know
1. types exist and what types are effective against what (they only know electric beats water which beats fire, that's it)
2. what legendaries are, they often think mewtwo and mew are the same pokemon too
I literally had people tell me their Relaxo is a legendary
People don't know anything at all about pokemon. The majority playing this knows so little it's sad.
>>345010825
>I hang out with le 90s kids hipsters look at me I'm so cool pay attention to me
No one cares kid. Chug bleach.
>>345009261
You're right about the flood, but the reason why it's hard to read that as satire is because said flood consists of people with colossal victim complexes and no self-awareness who post that stuff unironically.
>>345010905
And this makes you better than others. Congrats!
>>345010462
dude just last night i was on the local university campus and saw a crowd of 50+ playing it
eventually got large an loud enough where campus police told everyone to break into smaller groups
was honestly kind of spooky since i'm not even a college student :^)
>>345010476
You're not wrong. It lacks depth, requires you to live near a (relatively) large city to even have a pokestop, and it seems to me the only people playing it are not traditionally gaming inclined. This might be my own assumption leading me wrong, but it seems to me people who were around for gen 1 or 2 are the ones who would be most inclined toward levels of nostalgia the game requires (as is.) But instead everybody and their mother is invested in it.
What I want to know is; Why the hell has it been 7-8 years since the Gold/Silver remakes with the pokewalker, yet we're just now getting this real world functionality. If this had shipped alongside a regular pokemon game (and thus had all the gameplay depth of said game [yes, depth, anything is deeper than this shitty mobile app]) imagine how much better it would be.
>>345011107
Literally shiv yourself in the neck, you are a failure as a human being and will die alone
>>345009662
>"YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE CANDY"
>>345009684
>with my social skills I learned from 4chan
I'm so sorry. For both of you.
>/v/ the board that cry when a dev want to pander to normalfags and casuals because they want to reach a bigger audience
>defend mobile trash Pokemon GO like crazy
Can anyone explain to me what the fuck is going on?
I hope anons who are calling out Pokemon GO's shallow gaming mechanics one day realize how autistic they are.
>>345011004
Good point, but assuming they were under 18 I didnt want any police involved becuase a old white male beating up a "black kid" ya I would go to jail a even though they started it then pokemon go would turn into some race media bs
>>345010483
Sideload it, just download the .apk somewhere legit
>>345010729
fuck you
>may will never give you a footjob
>>345011321
I make normies cry by being yellow and putting my OP pokemon in every gym around me
>>345011321
Two counterculture movements and no one knows which side to choose.
>mfw 90% of this thread is underage
>>345011370
>not liking korean mobile games makes you autistic
thats not how it works faggot
>>345010860
I was at my local park and a group of blacks started harassing me for playing pokemon go.. I'm to beta to do anything though
>>345011370
I play this game and there is no denying how shallow it is
>>345011481
Says the person complaining about peoples' tastes in games.
>>345011321
They are ruining me favorite game franchise REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>345005994
As everyone around me installed it, it was very curious at first
and then realized it was utter shit, succeeding on pokemon name alone.
you can't even fucking fight your friends yet, pokemons are fucking random and irrelevant to place/time, there is a clear future p2w setup... it's just shit
>>345011396
I did that and it says it cannot install
>>345010476
Wow, it's almost like flaming and making garbage post is against the http://4chan.org/rules here.
>>345011232
Okay. Hope you have fun marrying some slutty single mother.
>>345011321
You're just now coming to terms with this board being infested with underage normies. Another fun thing to do (if it's still in the catalog) is check out the Deus Ex thread, wherein everybody is pretending the original Deus Ex is so old it's unplayable.
>>345011370
What is wrong with calling this shit shallow?
Am I the only 32 year old here who plays PG? Seems like everyone is underage
>>345007387
Is this the literally the dumbest thing you can post on 4chan?
>>345011578
>rulesfag
Is it 2011 again?
>>345010462
It's poised to be the most popular app ever.
A) Why do you find it surprising that lots of people are singing it's praises and B) Why would it even need shilling?
>>345007278
He's a burgerland resident, that's all he knows
>tfw 24 yo kissless virgin neet
Anime girls are better anyway lel
>>345011214
I'm sure it'll have some connectivity with Sun and Moon, probably similar to the Pokewalker. Might even be able to transfer your PGO mons to SM.
>>345011550
Because that's the point. It's not meant for gamers.
>Why doesn't this free, nostalgia pandering social app have as much depth as my normal Pokemenz?
That's all I'm hearing.
>>345011695
I'm 35 and autismal as they come and I wouldn't be caught dead hunting Pokemons in public. It's only acceptable if you're doing it with gf/wife.
Age 23 is the cutoff for playing this game and not being a complete life failure manchild.
>>345011695
The huge majority of players are nostalgic normalfags between 24 and 30.
>>345011437
I make betas and fat faggots cry, 29 have a family good job and fit, play this for fun reck you pathetic kids, go home fuck my wife while you cry lifes good
>>345011770
>look up what this app is "beating"
>Candy Crush
Yeah, who can forget all the Candy Crush threads here on release, I remember that like it was justa thing that never ever fucking happened here holy shit where the fuck do you think you are?
>>345005994
>mfw got free booze from strangers
Feels good to live next to a university.
>>345007715
>so you playing pokemon go too?
>just trying it out, it sorta blows and barely has any excuse to be called a game. Gen 1 is fucking boring, wish there was an actual combat system. I miss my main man giratina.
>oh haha well cya
Seriously though gen 1is boring as shit
>>345005994
I used to be a virgin, but thanks to Pokémon GO™, I'm having sex with several bitches every day, and basically, anyone who isn't playing Pokémon GO™ is an IDIOT!
>>345011878
You sound autistic as fuck.
There are a ton of ~30 year olds out there hunting pokemon. It's the normiest thing in the world right now.
>>345011872
Why is /v/ of all places defending this and calling it a good game?
>>345008636
>a hobby for kids
Some little girl didnt stop at an intersection without looking and almost got hit by a car and I pulled her away just in time. The driver turned around and was cooperative about it despite her not having done anything illegal. Kids mom was at a Starbucks down the street.
Got my foot ran over and now have an ingrown toenail. Ouch. There was a tearing pain in my gut when I pulled her back though and when I lean up when laying down there's a huge bulge in the middle of my abdomen just above my belly button. Haven't had a full bowel movement for a few days now and I got lots of gas and discomfort and having breathing problems when I lay down.
>>345005994
It got me to go outside and I feel so much better. Unfortunately I live in Nowhere, USA in a neighborhood full of rednecks so I for the life of me can't find anything good
>>345011695
I'm 32 as well, nothing wrong with having fun, other then peopl on here bashing me for being old I have had very good xp with people outside
>>345005994
>so he finally went outside and lost his virginity
What changed for me is everytime I get home, fucking people are walking outside everywhere, it used to just cardio fags. Now it's everyone and their moms, I've already seen some pasty neckbeardkuns with JEANS in the summer lmao
>>345011942
Yeah sounds legit, that's why you are on /v/
>>345011829
>24
>not kissless
>virgin
>technically no job but assist father running two businessesI don't watch anime
>>345011987
/v/ hates good games and loves bad ones?
/a/ please save us.
>>345011829
You know that even anime girls hate you right?
>>345011987
Because /v/ is being astroturfed by Google bots to spread the virus that is this game through everyone's smartphone.
>>345011321
It's an unsavory combo of relieved Nintendrones, dedicated shills, and astray casuals.
>>345011987
The beta neckbeard shutin otaku stereotype isn't real. 90+% of the people on /v/ are normies attending university or working, with active social lives, who also browse reddit.
>>345012019
>lay
>>345012128
They don't exist.
>>345011878
33 here I went out pokemon hunting with my wife and kids, let the kids use our phones.. secretly I want to go play feels bad
>>345011370
It's shallow for a reason.
>>345011695
>at the mall farming other people's lures with gf
>she wants to toss a pokemon into a gym to defend
>shes blue, everyones fucking blue here (NC)
>sitting around fountain as gym goes blue
>some asian dude dumped a 1300cp vaporeon in it
>he walks up to us and shows us his phone
>super proud of himself
>we awkwardly congratulate him, he wishes us well and he jogs off to the gym around the corner
god speed 40 year old asian pokemon nerd guy
>>345007334
>fun is the sole goal of life
wew lad
>>345011942
>a dream he had
That's a nice dream you had last night senpai.
>>345012174
Alright what does this have do with defending shit game?
>>345012256
>the kids
They're your wife's kids aren't they?
>>345012221
They still hate you. You know very well but still fap to them. Their smug eyes looking at your pathetic face, laughing all the way wondering where your sad life went so wrong.
>live in boonies
>only shit I get in town is ratatas and pidgeys
>rarest I've caught is an eevee
basically not at all
>>345011946
It's almost like candy crush is mostly popular among middle aged people while pokemon go is popular among millenials. What is the user base of /v/predominantly made up of again?
>>345012067
>pasty neckbeardkuns with JEANS in the summer
I'm normie af and there is literally nothing wrong with that...
>>345012256
Rape your daugther cunny and post pic please.
>>345008676
If you have ever had a date you need to fuck off this site. Fucking normalfag
>>345008676
>>345008893
>>345008936
All of you, kill yourself. Because you are also in the same category of being an "undesirable male". Kill yourself even more for defending some far left feminist bitch.
The only reason why women consider anything creepy is if the behavior is being done by someone who is ugly, and beta.
>>345011872
Then fuck off. This is a video game board. It isn't the place for the literal "XD IM SUCH A NERD!" version of tinder.
>>345012110
Here to save the day. Dump cute animu girls
>>345012417
Are you trying to make me hard?
>>345012451
*normie
Dont be an edgy 12 year olf stormweenie
Otherwise >>>/pol/
>>345012337
Isn't it obvious? I'm telling you why people on /v/ like this shallow mobile "game". Most of the people on /v/ are normies, as much as people would like to think this place is underground and edgy. This place is pretty much anonymous reddit/twitter
>>345012256
yesterday i saw some 30ish dad with his 7 year old playing go. dude was having fun playing pokemon the kid was just following him but happy
>>345009694
> posting the most normie of normie things
> notto posting armpitto
>>345012437
It depends on where you live. I assume it must be pretty hot where anon lives.
>>345012506
>homura with tits
What a shitty start.
>>345012372
Obviously. He's on /v/, only way most of us would get a wife is marrying some single mom. Most of us are doomed to either be forever alone, or pathetic stepdads. Don't know which is worse.
FUCK POKEMON GO
ALL THESE NORMIES WHO DONT EVEN PLAY POKEMON ARE PLAYING THIS SHIT
THE GAME IS SHIT AND IS NOTHING LIKE THE REAL POKEMON GAMES
ONE OF THE REASONS I PLAY GAMES IS SO I DONT HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE FFS
HEARING STUPID FUCKING NORMIES TALK ABOUT POKEMON GO INFURIATES ME TO NO FUCKING END
>>345012807
>its all of /v/ are losers episode
Look I want this to be true too but just look around you.
/v/ is as normalfags as facebook.
>>345011008
But you can interact with people without playing Pokemon Go, and enjoy proper Pokemon games on your own.
>>345012486
>Ask why anons are comparing this to a normal Pokemon game?
>Fuck off, this isn't Tinder
Why so much anger?
>>345012372
What lmao no their mine m8
>>345012832
I play GO and love pokemon like a true pokemon fan, by not playing the shitty games past gen 1
Gen 1 was the only good one with great organic and creative designs, everything after it is shit
Fuck off retard
>>345009684
>>be me
>>345012431
>It's almost like candy crush is mostly popular among middle aged people while pokemon go is popular among millenials
I'm not sure if you know what 'millennial' means, especially considering you can't even spell it. A tip; most of them are middle aged people now. Next to none of your post got to the point I was making though, which was that you didn't see people posting about Candy Crush on here. The last time I even remember a game in a similar style to Candy Crush being posted here was fucking bejeweled threads.
Feeding into your point, if the population of /v/ is all (young) millenials, and this is the target audience, why the hell would people need to shill this game so much (to the tune of 5+ threads in the catalog at a time) here?
>>345012832
>le autistic false flagging redditor
>>345012908
Most stepdads are normalfags. Completely possible to beta enough to date/marry a single mom and still be a normalfag.
>>345006781
>browses /v/
>not a manchild
>>345012550
You just made me hard. Fuck you.
>>345012742
>live in South Florida on a beach
>sister gives me shit for exclusively wearing gym shorts every time she visits
>can never dress like an adult because it's too hot/humid
>wearing anything else will soak with sweat in minutes
>>345012910
I know.
Say that to the faggots defending this game with ''BUT DUDE YOU CAN TALK TO PEOPLE'' as if you need fucking Pokemon GO to be a normie.
>>345012975
Gen 2 is still the best
Fuck off
>>345012975
Us 90s kids right? xD
>>345012437
98 degrees, %60 humidity. Even at night you can feel the humidity the moment you open the door. You sweat in 1 minute if you wear jeans, just walking to my lunch break got me sweating. I wear khakis and a polo.
If you are FUCKING 30 playing this game kill self
>>345012975
>love pokemon like a true pokemon fan, by not playing the shitty games past gen 1
Gen 1
you're the dumb fuck here. no wonder you like pokemon go you only played the first generation, fucking pleb.
>>345005994
>greasy nintendrones resort to this shit because not even they can do enough mental gymnastics to defend pokemon go as a good game
just admit that nintendo is fucking shit and had been for a decade
https://vimeo.com/174597335
>>345012420
Yeah I don't know about the rest of the globe but north Texas is basically route 1 incarnate. I'm more or less just playing rat-catching simulator 2016, fucking bored out of my mind.
>>345008469
how do you change the gps area. i cant enjoy this game at all because I live far away from cities.
>>345013147
Oh good, I'm only 29. I thought I was too old, but you saved me, anon.
>>345013125
Im not a 90s kid. Any non-retard can see that gen 1 is the only one worth a shit.
>>345013117
Fuck off, retard
>>345012832
>hearing my tryhard fake as fuck cousin talk all excitedly about Pokemon when she never played a Pokemon game or even watched the show.
Maybe I just hate her I dunno, but fuck I really wish they had more in common with the games than just the names and the models.
>>345008693
your forgetting something here mr autismo
>>345013278
Kill yourself
Guys, don't even bother debating something with pokemon go fags. They're just going to respond with childish name calling, bragging about their social lives, reading comprehension failures, and deeply flawed logic. They're not the smartest group around. Best to just ignore their kind.
>>345013147
Nigga, I went to the lake yesterday and saw an elderly couple walking their dog on the shore, both with phones in hand looking for an Eevee. If you think age dictates what you're allowed to have fun doing, neck yourself cunt.
>>345012975
Good bait
>>345013278
>Im not a 90s kid. Any non-retard can see that gen 1 is the only one worth a shit.
this kid over here
>>345013345
No. Fuck off, retard.
You are a retard and theres nothing you can say to prove otherwise since you like pokemon past gen 1. You fucking mouthbreather.
Pokemon GO needs to be banned from /v/, not because it's necessarily bad itself, but because it will attract normalfag bandwagoning subhumans to this place. The game is focused on its real life gimmick rather than having good gameplay (does it even have gameplay other than collecting?), so it's shit.
Wasn't watching where I was going and got hit my a car. Now I eat from a straw and my mom is typing this. Thanks Nintendo.
>>345013117
Gen 2 is shit, and is more of a "Pokemon 2" than an actual generation. The best gens are gen 4 and 5.
>>345008491
you're bitchy attitude isn't selling your stories piggy
>>345013524
muh sekrit klub!!
>all these normalfags around me
I liked 4chan because it was full of people like me but now I feel betrayed.
I feel lonely.
>>345013524
this.
>>345013487
I only Gen 2 because it was the only Gen game freak actually put some effort into
>>345008937
>>345013235
Here's a guide I wrote for a friend. You could probably make it work on an actual phone but I haven't tried it: pastebin.com/18B7gStY
>>345013353
Don't you mean the anti go fags? Only time I'm on 4chan now is when I charge my phone and portable batteries at home. We're just having "Fun" playing a game with other normies.
it hasn't, I've been spoofing every moment I play this fuckin thing
>>345013595
Kill yourself.
>>345013524
>WAAAA WAAAA BOOBOO BOOBOO
Kill yourself, autist
>>345013524
Why are Pokemon GO threads on /v/ rather than /vp/, again?
>332 posts
>132 IPs
>>345013554
Gen 3 hands down.
>>345013590
What about wizard chan?
So much anger in this thread. Can't we all be friends?
>>345013738
Fuck off.
>>345013738
>less than 3 posts per IP
That's low you retard.
>>345013595
Snuff out thine own wretched existence, filthy heathen.
>>345013656
*I only liked Gen 2
Fuck
>>345005994
It lets me be even more of an autistic faggot outside without having to buy an expensive badge for the local anime convention. Thanks Niantic!
>>345013353
this
>>345005994
I've scored two dates. This truly is a wonderful time to be a neet. Even going out at midnight to some creepy pitch black dog park I found a creepy old man with a big grey santa claus beard playing pokemon who gave me beer and cigarettes. I fucking love this shitty game.
>>345013582
>>345013712
t. normalfags
>>345013301
at least 3/4 of your coworkers, who don't play pokemon, aren't all about pokemon go. thats what i have to deal with.
>>345013818
Fuck you asshole.
gen 2 WHEN
gen 1 is boring as fuck.
gen 2 has the most originality.
>>345013590
Fuck off to wizardchan then, you fucking crybaby
Abloobloo not everybody is an ultra loser like me! Abloobloo!
>>345013590
Have a cute rika anon
>>345012990
You don't see people posting about candy crush here because candy crush's demographic doesn't overlap with /v/'s, while GO's does almost perfectly.
Feeding into your point, if the population of /v/ is all (young) millenials, and this is the target audience, why the hell would people need to shill this game so much (to the tune of 5+ threads in the catalog at a time) here?
I can answer that question by telling you that it isn't shilling. Lots of people are talking about the game in the same way lots of people are playing it.
I could also bring up how, unlike candy crush, GO is a game built around communication and fosters discussion by it's very nature, and also that pokemon is an establjshed franchise that many people already discuss on /v/.
>>345013524
This.
Every fucking thread is just normalfags blogging about their garbage life.
Why is this allowed on the VIDEO GAMES BOARD? /a/ ban blog shit so why are /v/ mods so fucking incompetent?
>>345013850
K y s
>>345007278
He's American
>Move in with a few friends in Cleveland
>One roomie is a super cute, polite and naive 20 year old girl
>She keeps bumping into all these creeps who follow her and talk to her all the way back to the apartment
>The other night I walk onto porch
>She managed to drag home neckbeard the pirate
>Clearly in his late 20's, maybe thirty
>Long breaded beard and hair
>Brags about how he shampoos it
>Shows off that he knows some japanese
>Brings up his katana collection
>Mentioned he was a nice guy
>Pretty much every red flag you could imagine
>Me and other roommates wander out and try to join conversation, just trying not to leave her alone with him
>He blanks everyone except QT 3.14 roomie
>Someone pulls out a cigarette
>He mentions he's allergic
>Everyone lights up, even cutie roomie
>Neckbeard tries to make a dinner date with roomie by shouting from the end of our drive way
>Roomie says every day he mentions is booked
>Neckbeard finally goes away
Fuck you Pokemon GO. Fuck you for causing me to interact with these shitty ass human beings.
>>345013872
>>345013950
Im gonna kill myself because of you.
>>345013940
As much as I'd love it. It'll just open the way to add every gen after it which are all objectively shit.
>>345010673
i didnt follow him. i saw him later at the end of a different trail.
>>345014050
They were probably bribed.
>>345014050
FUCK
O F F
>>345013913
Rude!
>>345013590
were all here for you anon
>>345014050
/v/ is were all the newfags are at. Plus their taste is always shit compare to /a/
>>345013818
I don't want to be friends with brainless normalfags sheeps.
>>345014156
Sure thing stalker
>everyone around me on their phones playing Pokemon go
>I'm on my phone playing Red version on an emulator
Zero fucks given.
>>345014143
how did pokemon go cause this tho?
>>345014161
Or they're joking because you retards keep freaking out over it.
>>345013670
How? Every GO notices every spoof app I've tried.
>>345007963
Sauce pls
>>345014143
Youre a shit piece of garbage too, anon.
Dont get too flattered.
At least lung cancer will end your suffering early on.
>>345013590
dude its 2016. everyone uses 4chan. its as popular as reddit.
>>345013908
And then you have autists who think they are "intelligent freethinkers" who are just trying to validate their pathetic existence.
Anyone with a brain knows not to be concerned with petty things like that.
is pokemon the downfall of society
>>345014145
do it faggot
>>345014057
Can we go out on a date first? I want to get to know you better.
>>345014334
Google.com retard
>>345014259
>Pokemon Red
>It's Pokemon FireRed
Come on, Anon
>>345014334
Reverse google.that's a tranny too
>>345010534
>>345014259
>no fucks given
What a boss!
Youre such an unique snowflake, anon!
High five!
>tfw currently listening to MGS:R ost
Remember when /v/ had taste and was all over Metal Gear Rising? Man that was some good time...
Now its just pokemon mobile normalfags.
>>345014014
>You don't see people posting about candy crush here because candy crush's demographic doesn't overlap with /v/'s
Plenty of people posted about Bejeweled, i'm rather certain some of them are still coming here. There's definitely an overlap, you still see plenty of people talking about games that actually belong on /vr/, but I assume the only reason you're not aware of it is you're fairly new. You appear to not even know how quoting works.
>I can answer that question by telling you that it isn't shilling.
This isn't one thread of discussion. Click catalog. Search for word: pokemon. There is an entire board for this, and i'd understand one discussion thread, but not (unless they've been pruned) 5-6 of those threads.But be honest, most of you are so new you didn't even know /vp/ exists, I mean you don't even know how to quote.
>GO is a game built around communication and fosters discussion by it's very nature
I have absolutely no reason to interact with people who have their head buried in their phones regardless of which app they have their brains distracted by.
>>345014434
u caught the bait, m8
>>345014458
If someone doesn't know his name in 2016 they're clearly underage. Do not feed them.
>>345014279
The neckbeard used Pokemon GO as an excuse to talk to and follow my room mate home.
>/v/ has become the ''DUDE IM SUCH A NERD LMAO''
So am I meant to hold my phone out and keep it from going to sleep? I was hoping to have it in my pocket when walking around and waiting for it to vibrate when there's a monster. I can't hold my phone, my dog lead and a bag of poo at the same time!
>>345014606
oh jeez. i'm sorry to hear. at least you don't have to deal with that weirdo anymore.
>>345014606
If your roommate had an issue with it, she should have told him to leave.
>>345014170
No you fuck off fucking piece of shit normalfag.
>>345012019
go see a fucking doctor anon
>>345014348
Human beings are a waste. Don't think I exclude myself because I'm an asshole just like you.
>>345014496
That was probably meant more about the cute girls.
>>345014652
>disable sleeping
>enable battery saver
>put phone in pocket upside down
>>345014234
But /a/ is exactly like /v/.
>>345014249
Why do you need to assert that you are superior? What is the point?
YOU CAN ADD POKESTOPS AND GYMS NOW
BASED NIANTIC
RURALFAGS ARE SAVED
https://support.pokemongo.nianticlabs.com/hc/en-us/requests/new?ticket_form_id=319928
>>345014170
No you fuck off you retarded blogposter.
>>345006463
I have a GF right now, but this app seems great to meet women. There's a fair amount of them playing ALONE, which means if you're by a rare pokemon it's totally socially acceptable to ask if she has seen it. You could then try and carry on the conversation by using Pokemon Go as an ice breaker if you get signals back.
I've always thought the hardest part about getting womenz is meeting them. But that's because I'm more shit at social skills than I am unattractive. Boisterous uglies probably won't get much dating luck out of this game, just handsome autists.
>>345014619
thats what pokemon go does to the normies.
>>345014723
>>>/pol/
Go back to your cave, bigot
>>345014787
I did that last night and got jewed out of 5 kilometers
>>345014619
It was only a matter of time, I guess.
What is the point of /vp/ again?
>>345014652
Way to fuck up your phone's life. Your phone's battery is going to die within a month. I guarantee it.
>>345008302
>somebody dates this
I wonder how whipped that poor sack is.
>>345014718
That's the thing. She's a stary eyed white girl who moved to the city. She genuinely thinks everyone wants to be her friend, and gets confused when they get handsy with her. I'm honestly surprised she hasn't gotten her self raped by now.
/v/ I just got my first EXCELLENT catch! It was a Spearow,which is better than Pidgey. Animufags will debate this.
>>345007715
>be walking and playing pokegowith gf, have to spoiler or spergs will rage
>see some weird hearts at a pokestop nearby
>dafuq
>go check it out and theres a lure module someone put on
>another guy comes by
>another
>talk and catch a ton of pokemon chiling at the pokestop
It wasnt bad at all and probably the first time ive socialized with someone my ageother than gfin a while
>>345014919
>>>/soc/
Go back to your blogging board.
>>345015013
>Spearow
>Good
Go suck an egg.
>>345006463
Buy plenty of PokeCoins!
>>345005994
Didnt care much for it
Friends wont shut the fuck up about it
Normies bandwagoning on "muh nostalgia"
Its shit. Fuck your meme games
>>345014998
It's where the autistic pokemon fags go to circle jerk.
>>345015008
Meh, sounds like her own problem. Shes an adult. Why do you think women need protecting? Its 2016 shitlord.
>>345014824
What is wrong with that? Why am I in the wrong for not wanting to communicate with ''LEL IM SUCH A NERD I PLAY POKEMON GO EVEN THO I KNOW FUCK ALL ABOUT POKEMON HIHI'' people?
>>345015204
Sounds like a good fit for Pokemon Go players.
>Go out for my daily adventure in public required by my therapist
>the usually empty shops and parking lots are now crowded
>go into a KFC
>hear employees say something about pokemon
>all the seats are taken
>try to get the cashiers attention
>he can't hear me, too busy on his phone
>get nervous and leave crying all the way home
I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME FUCK YOU ALL
i have not played it and i will not play it
![Screenshot_2016-07-14-20-32-00[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/fl2752J.png "Screenshot 2016-07-14-20-32-00[1]")
So I just started the game and there's no map when i'm trying to choose a starter, anyone got any ideas?
>>345008302
she's paid more money than you guys will make a year just to type out her opinion
>>345006781
only true post in the entire thread
>>345015402
>playing as a girl
Fag.
>>345015204
So why are the autisitc pokemon fags on /v/?
>>345015402
Get pikachu you little butt fucker
>>345015402
Reset. Sometimes the game fails to load the map or landmarks.
>>345015409
Well of course. Women in first world nations live life on easy mode.
>>345015361
You that much of a betacuck? You should have complained to the manager. Employees shouldn't be on their phone during work hours in the first place. Get that faggot fired.
>>345015402
It doesn't matter. Evolving/powering up pokemon is based off of obtaining more copies of that pokemon, so you'll only be able to use the starter if you get more of it, in which case the one you picked is largely inconsequential.
Yes the game is normie as fuck, yes the people you run into will likely be huge normies or neckbeard redditors, but millions of people are walking around outside looking for fucking POKEMON and nerds everywhere are getting laid because of it. Why won't you take advantage of this /v/? Because the people you might fuck are going to be shallow vapid pieces of human shit? Aren't all fucking women? Just embrace it /v/, don't miss this chance purely for the sake of being counter-culture. You're not impressing anyone.
>>345015402
My sides playing as a girl? Fucking homo lol
>>345015492
These are normie retards and shills.
>>345015486
But anon, what if I am one?
>>345015493
That was the plan but the map wont load and doesn't show me moving
>>345015497
Ah okay, i'll see if that works
>>345015636
>what if I am one?
Then tits or gtfo.
But since you obviously aren't a woman, you should just kill yourself.
>>345009246
>yfw Nintendo saved the American economy
Not at all, in Brazil we don't have many pokémon, just a lot of Team Rocket, really
>>345015636
>girls using sites outside of facebook, youtube and twitter
nice meme
>>345015402
Whats the deal with you betas playing a girl?
>>345015492
Beats me. Just Normalfags/newfags infesting pokeyshit here now is all I see.
>>345015594
>nerds everywhere are getting laid because of it.
This isn't actually happening and youe gullible as fuck if you believe it.
>>345008593
Huh... I have never thought of it that way...
>>345015704
It was a hypothetical question, I just like having cute girl characters
>>345015497
I just reset and the same thing is happening
>looking for pokestops
>a pokestop in town is some small memorial to a lady that got ran over by a car
who the hell designs this shit?
>>345008302
what happened to the good old days when cunts stayed in the kitchen and didn't ride the cock carousel
>>345015594
I prefer anime.
>>345015730
I've got two dates from it already, one's a qt azn the other's a problem glasses wearing gamurr gurl. Sure it hasn't happened yet, but there's a 50/50 chance it will. What have you got to lose for trying?
>>345015008
She probably doesn't want to automatically assume the worst in people, leading on people purposely is different, but yeah sounds naive if she's constantly showing creepy strangers where she lives
>>345014514
Almost every big release gets multiple theads at a time around launch so I'm not sure what your point is there, I agree that discussion should go to /vp/ but I'm not convinced it's shilling.
>I have absolutely no reason to interact with people who have their head buried in their phones regardless of which app they have their brains distracted by.
I didn't mention that to convince you to interact with people, I mentioned it to point out that a game about socialising and communication is more likely to generate discussion than candy crush and bejewelled which, as far as I'm aware, don't really have the qualities to generate more discussion than high-speed comparisons.
>>345015730
Nerds are getting laid. Just handsome nerds that only weren't getting laid because they didn't go outside or talk to people.
>>345015842
Feminism.
>>345015594
>falling for the meme
Kill la kill yourself.
>>345009483
I never liked the "-fag" thing so I just cut it off - has it ever occured to you that everyone is not a homophobe?
>>345015859
If you're content with a waifu than good for you, I wish you a long and happy relationship. But for the rest of you /v/irgins, what the fuck are you doing?
>>345005994
Pokemon GO made me become a misanthropist
>mfw using my Windowsphone as hotspot for my tablet
Fucking hell this is beyond ridiculous. I dont want to replace a perfectly fine phone but I'm getting annoyed
>>345015979
FUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT
>>345015835
Blame Ingress players for being inconsiderate hooligans.
>>345015979
>being triggered by the word fag on 4chan
Oh boy.
Girlfriend cheated on me right before this came out. We had literally 0 problems and she went to a friends house, he offered her drugs that she's never done before and like an idiot she accepted them. Then she fucked him. Literally no reason to do any of that.
I dumped her and was wallowing for a bit but pokemon has distracted me so much and got me out of the house talking to new people. Have already made a ton of friends off it and reconnected with some old friends. I love nintendo.
>>345015979
Faggot has multiple meanings you dolt.
>>345008893
What if I already do all the stuff? Now what?
>>345015726
right? FUCK OFF AND PLAY A MALE IF YOURE A MALE YOU'RE MAKING IT HARDER TO TRACK THE BITCHES
>>345016051
Just because I don't use the words doesn't mean they offend me, but I guess you can't handle being called a homophobe so...
homophobe
>>345016109
It always makes me laugh how people say women don't want shitty men, but they'll fuck drug dealers and serial abusers at the drop of a hat.
Sorry that happened to you anon.
>>345009034
Pokémon is a videogame
>pokemon got me laid!
t. Liar
>>345007715
i actually spoke to one guy in my neighborhood for a while, did a lot of our walk together just chattin and talkin about the game, talked about other games we like, how long we lived in that apartment complex, etc. It's not hard, just be willing to conversate and be naturally inquisitive.
>>345015979
Welcome to 4chan newfriend.
You are now official a faggot.
>>345005994
Pokemon GO changed my life by giving me three hours of fun. Then I got bored and went to play actual games.
>>345016135
and noone thinks of the other multiple meanings unless they are language-nerds making a joke
>>345008302
>tries to make a normal, friendly dude sound maladjusted
>just ends up saying EWWW DON'T TOUCH ME #MALEGAZE
>ends by literally saying Fuck off nerds, video games aren't made for me so let me play them
This is the most delusional shit.
>>345016109
>Girlfriend cheated on me right before this came out. We had literally 0 problems and she went to a friends house, he offered her drugs that she's never done before and like an idiot she accepted them. Then she fucked him. Literally no reason to do any of that.
Anon I feel you, something very similar happened to me around 10 years ago with my first gf.
>we try some drugs together.
>my limit is: nothing in my nose, nothing in my veins, and only test, I dont want to do this forever.
>she REALLY wants to try ketamine. I dont
>she does it anyways with a random guy. Of course, they sleep together.
And that was that, end of the relationship. Things are looking good today anon, have fun with the game.
>>345016318
I've been here since 2007
Am I the only virgin here?
>>345016334
Pretty much this. I might have played a bit more if the servers don't go to complete shit once it officially released where I live.
>>345016158
talk to girls. start off light, only go deeper when you get signals (hair flip, giggles, that sorta shit). Try on uglier and uglier girls until successful. Or, you could start ugly and then see how hot you can go!
>>345016523
possibly. The virginthing was always a meme though
>>345016252
>>345016491
Yeah. it made literally 0 sense. We were perfectly fine, she barley drank, and I even took her virginity. Then she just fucked a druggie for no reason. I thought she was joking when she told me honestly.
Pokemon Go has been such a great distraction though. Made me stop drinkin myself to sleep every night and everyone in my town playing has been really cool.
>girlfriend
>talking about sex in general
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY WEBSITE? YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. FUCK OFF.
Thanks for isolating reddit and tumblr in your board, guys. You are true heroes.
>>345008302
I'd show her my "high-leveled Poliwhirl" if you know what I mean!
>>345005994
Why do you like lying on internet anon?
>>345016512
>look at me guys I'm a old fag
Whatever you fag. Everyone is new here.
I have 3 girlfriends and a lamborghini thanks to pokemon go
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THIS GSME
I CANT PLAY IT AS I DONT HAVE DATA
HOW THE FUCK OS IT EVEN REMOTELY FAIR TO CREATE A GAME NOT EVERYONE IS ABLE TO PLAY
DATA PLANS ARE MUCH TO EXPENSIVE WHERE I LIVE IM NOT PAYING £20 A FUCKING MONTH TO WALK AROUND CSTCHING POKEMON
FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT
NIT VIDEKGAMES FUCK OFF
Take it to /VG/ or I'll report every thread
>>345016619
(You)
>the Pokemon Go Diet is already a thing.
>yfw it actually dents worldwide obesity
>>345016648
4chan has been invaded by normies in recent years, don't fight it, just let it happen.
>>345016758
>Take it to /VG/ or I'll report every thread
We Overwatch again? lmao
>>345016758
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>345016758
wew
I walked 4 miles to my nearest pokestop, got 3 pokeballs then went home, meanwhile i've seen zero pokemon other than my starter.
I hope all of you city dwellers get killed and have your smartphones stolen.
>>345005994
>lying on the internet
But seriously, I found a million dollars and an eevee in an unmarked grave
>>345016648
Let it go, anon.
Its over. Everything good have to come to an end someday be it video games or 4chan.
>>345016758
So since I don't have an xbox one, no one can talk about games on it since I can't play it, right? That's how this works?
>6669
Nice try fag
>>345012451
But I've been posting since 2007
Sorry I have a girlfriend, my own place and a job, anon
Maybe you won't be a loser one day too
>>345016758
Just be sensible like the rest of us and wait for Sun/Moon. This fad will be long dead by then.
>>345016758
The fact that you want to get into Pokemon Go but can't make you as cancerous as the normalfags talking about it right now.
Back in my day there was 721 Pokemon, now there's 151. I feel bad for the kids today.
>>345017115
Ok kid
What went wrong? We chad nerds now?
>>345006781
Nah, it's not that.
You just see them for the first time in their lives.
The obese 20-something that could wax your car with his hair walking around with a 5 year old pair of jeans that stops every 10 steps to look around suspicously like he's on an alien planet
The skinny comic book guy that finally came out of the D&D dungeon.
Then you have the autistic twitch streamers that come out OH HEY MY NAME IS AND WOW ITS A POKEMANS HAHAHA WOOOO CAUGHT THAT BITCH YEAAAAA FOLLOW AND DOnat...YEAA
>>345012910
Nope.
The cute socially awkward girls are finally being lured out by a pixelated pikachu on roads near me, this is not a chance you get every day trust me anon.
Thanks to Pokemon GO. I am now a millionaire with a harem of 2D anime girls full of loli, cowtits and tomboy.
Thats right you too can play Pokemon GO and make anime girls real!
>>345016742
I just responded, but I guess you are right.
The lingo here has changed so many times and I never keep up so I've always figured it must be new people.
Btw, I have never been called an old fag before for saying I've been here since 2007, mostly people reserve that for people that was here back in 2003 and forward
>>345016969
You can buy am Xbox one. And play literally hundreds of games.
I'm not fucking buying an overpriced data plan to play a fucking mobile game. Its ridiculous and unfuckingfair
>>345017194
Not even close, I'm still faaaaaaaat
but Pokemon Go is a good start at becoming healthier
>>345008302
>implying nerds will talk to anyone while playing pokemon go
>>345017194
>>>/r9k/
Every human in existence desires sexual contact in one form or another. Why is using a video game we've been playing since we were fucking 7 years old to achieve that a bad thing?
>>345007294
>your phone stuck to your screen
I like Zapdos, Electric types and Yellow version but I hate breeding and the color yellow.
Advice, now.
>one half of GO haters are normies calling everyone who plays an autist
>the other half are autists calling everyone who plays a normie
Poetic in a way
>>345016624
>>345016109
>literally no reason
she is becoming/she is a whore anon
her pussy becomes a magnet that tries to attach to next available dick in reach
unfortunately scientists still have no cure for this disease and are mostly stepping in the dark when it comes to researching the causes and symptoms
Let me tell you, I got my dick sucked by a 21 YO crazy PG player and I'm 29 life is good, I was out hunting around 9pm last night t a park and saw her we started bsing and ended up walking around till 11 long story short she blew me down by the creek, she was at least a 7/10 maybe 8, I should have rucked her but not down with STDS, downside I had a dude hit on me too was flattered slightly but not into cock meat
Happy hunting you faggots go out and get laid
Thread us going to rip. Fuck this I'm out.
>>345017485
This I can now rape more women in the parks at nigut becuase they are to busy playing a game on their phones and not paying attention thank you nintendo
>>345017861
Keked
>>345017716
join mystic or get blacked you little fag boi
>>345009965
Not quoting you specifically, and not even that guy, but when did /v/ just become normie central?
Do people legitimately enjoy going to weeb imageboards and telling people how they're better and more well-adjusted than them.Just kidding, this board has always been shit.
>>345017861
Dam you got your dick sucked by a sweaty basketball player? That's disgusting.
>>345018094
What board is not infested by normalfags? None.
>>345006781
>how much redpill is too much redpill
>>345017861
This is fucking BS why is everyone meeting girls and they stay away from me like I have ebola fuck you man..
>>345018058
But I hate Ice types!
>>345018094
>but when did /v/ just become normie central
4chan as a whole became normie central. At uni its common talk to see shit on 4chan.
>>345017716
Pick instinct because they have a male leader. If you're smart, then your a misogynist like I am.
>>345017230
You can buy a data plan and play literally hundreds of mobile games.
I'm not buying a fucking overpriced console and subscribing to xbox live to play fucking xbox games. Its ridiculous and unfuckingfair.
>>345016758
Found one of the facebook people trying to make fun of pogo.
>>345018170
/jp/, probably.
>>345018404
>dead board
>only thing alive are 3DPD general
