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kojima is a salesman not a creator
YOKO TARO IS MINE AND MINE ALONE
>>344957601
>Look Ma! I can also be unoriginal and shitpost old copypasta!
I'll have the autist then
>>344958106
Is this the only photo of Carmack that exists?
Claiming my main man Kenichiro Takaki.Someone else who is nice and wealthy please take SWERY and treat him to a nice comfortable life. Please.
Hottest dev coming through.
Ill pick Todd Howard, he sure does make great games, I suggest you buy all the dlc just to see how good he is
he made me his bitch
I'll take this cool dude.
>>344958336
It's one of the very few photos where he's actually smiling
mine
What a hunk
SWERYfu
shotgun
>>344959114
Todd! We all know it's you. Go back to your thread!
Introducing my Rockstar troll motherfucker.
May the tears keep you young many years to come.
WOW
>>344959658
>black suit
>black shirt
AVELLONEEEEE
>>344959814
Oh sorry, I thought you were him for a second, I admit my mistake.
I love my little autist.so long as he's writing and not "rebalancing"
I claimed this faggot.
Nobody's claimed this hunk of burning love yet?
Color me surprised
Touch my heart. Make me cry like human being.
>>344957524
He hasn't made a good game in a decade
>>344960051
he wrote pillars and see what happened
>>344960167
bitch left the game industry to work on drones for Amazon
The real DMC dev
>>344960303
Choices are:
>343
>Naughty Dog
>Amazon
considering their stock prices and how much soccer mom shekels they racked in a couple of days ago on Prime Day I don't really blame her
>>344960109
I like the man but his games suck. Just finished Stranger yesterday. The more I played, the worse it became.
>>344960216
Sawyer directed pillars but he didn't write it. He also didn't write much of New Vegas alone, he wrote very few lines of actual dialog and mainly just made sure the tone and the direction of the story was up to standard.
I'll take orange man
>>344960461
Wow.
That's honestly the first time I've heard someone diss stranger's wrath.
>>344957639
ITS
>>344958106
NOT
>>344959308
FUCKING
>>344960093
FAIR
>>344960656
The voice acting and end game (specifically the bosses) just wasn't fun. I didn't have as much trouble as some people on the two fuckers but it's awful game design. It's like he gave up and just said "Well, lets just put two previous bosses as the second to last boss." without actually play-testing it. Also the timed running section at the end sucked.
Liked the story with the Stranger though and the twist, but fuck those annoying dickheads you're saving. If I played this two generations ago when it came out I might be speaking differently. It's an 11 year old game at this point.
>>344960648
YOU CAN'T STEAL HIM FROM ME
I want him to fuck my mind
>>344960482
>"he makes the best game of all time and respects it's predecessors
>"the customer support for such a small dev team is absolutely insane, if not the best in the video game industry
>"Game has stayed true to it's roots, always new content updates to keep players happy
>"The devs are literally players
Swery a best, Suda a shit
>>344961182
How's that episode 3 coming along swery?
>>344960838
Sorry bruh, I'll have him draw something nice for you.
>>344961182
OP said developer not writer
>>344959114
this photo of todd looks kinda like Bob Dylam pn the cover of Blonde on Blonde
>>344958106
>>344959558
>making the same autist robot smugface for 20 years straight
the price of genius
>>344961634
But I would not feel so all alone
everybody must getpreorders!
>>344960353
Will he commit sudoku when the buyer's remorse threads start popping up?
This handsome devil.
>>344961658
>got into juvie for stealing an Apple II when he was 14
>considers rocket science easier than game developing
>chokes an interviewer
>btfos a sjw
Only retards hate this man
>tfw no more Ogre games ever again
I don't care what people say about him, I love him just the way he is.
Check out these nerds.
One of the few indie devs I actually respect and buy shit made by.
This madman
I don't even care that he sucks at his job, he's hot
>>344962971
mewgenics when
super meat boy forever when
anything when
>>344963175
He is playing around with Pokemon GO. Probably this Oct. or next Oct.
>>344960369
>cancel Lily Bergamo, a anime waifu action game that looked visually interesting
>turn that into Let it Die, a F2P souls like action game that is being published by chinks
Goichi Suda is washed out, he is alongside Oatmeal cookie
i can fix him
>>344960369
Why do you have a picture of suda labeled as itsuno?
>>344957524
>>344957648
>tfw you'll never cuddle with Kojima
>>344965343
>thirty years old
>straight all of my life
>look at Kojima's face in the Sony partnership video
>immediately turn gay
He can Zone of the Enders my Metal Gear Solid, if you know what I mean.
>>344963781
he prefers making smartphones games though
>>344965343
>you'll never watch Escape from New York seven times in a row with him
>>344963606
EA fucked his shit that bad.
>shadow of the damned was suppose to be pure horror game til EA says make it like no more heroes
This fella
>>344961182
Swery loves Suda though
>>344965437
I don't, but he could make my snake 100% solid.
>>344965437
He can canceled game you're unfinished game?
>>344965835
No, I was saying that he could Snatcher my Policenauts.
>>344965952
>not Policenuts
ya dun goofed
You cant take him away from me.
There can be no other
>>344962331
>btfos an SJW
story?
The father.
>>344957524
>>344957639
>>344958106
>>344960093
>>344960369
>>344962453
>>344962627
>All the good Devs are claimed
>Even Japanese Phil Fish is claimed
Fine... I'll claim ZUN
no ones claimed Swen yet?
perfect
>>344957524
>>344970098
>>All the good Devs are claimed
Oh, how wrong you are.
>>344960051
Great taste nigga
>>344968876
somebody asked him about the gender gap in VR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzmbW4ueGdg
after Lucky Palmer goes about how few women applied to them in the first place, which is something universal in the tech field, Carmack adds
"we have a hard time hiring all the people that we want. It doesn't matter what they look like"
translate that how you will
could mean anything from
"we have a hard time hiring/selecting actually skilled people, ignoring gender"
to
"I would hire anybody on earth, except you"
>>344971007
Who is this semen demon
Claimed.
4 me, this guy
All your robots belong to me
>>344972521
based
herro. I see you like me game. I'm glad to hear that. However, I think we should appreciate the hard work Mr.Todd Howard-sun has done. He's the true leader of gaming.
>>344974642
Fucking kek. This is the best todd edit yet.
>sakurai already claimed
so itoi i guess
my true mentor
>>344972854
Nikolay 'Haruspicus' Dybowsky, from Ice-Pick Lodge.
Casey in the house
>>344974965
Based Vàvra
>>344960303
>bitch left a misogynist small industry to work on sale
wooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww
>>344969820
Good pick
>>344961182
Swery is the drinKING, when I asked him if it's ok to emulate NMH2 since there's no pc release, he approved it instantly and liked my post
Cute! CUTE!
>tfw no qt genre pioneer gf
>>344957524
>japanese
>chinese tai chi
>>344957524
thou art waifu is a hack
>100 posts in
>nobody claimed this qt
Nina is cute
>mfw looking forward to a game with a stonk female hero
claaaaaaaimed
There is only one chose.
>>344979131
>me on the right
Looks like an upskirt, groping train pervert
>>344975080
man i love his undertale game
by comparison, nobody else actually cares about their games
>>344960093
He's shit at developping or even directing tho.
Great ideas, great art tho.
>>344959473
you dandy FUCK
jade
>>344980198
What did she develop, besides my erection?
>>344980640
Assassin's Creed games
hope that kills your boner
>>344980198
post comic
>>344960051
Josh a cute. And his balance is fine, worked for New Vegas at least.
>>344980640
Jade's Game.
Claimed
>>344979556
That is like your opinion man. I like his kiddy hearts and twewy
did anyone claim this chump yet
>>344972550
>someone asks you a question that isn't about tech
>>344972550
She looks so fucking pleased with herself.
Really, no one has claimed Shiggy yet?
>>344979131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmbdrprN-3w
>>344984854
>a man with a wig
>>344985421
Do not bully the Christine Love!
>>344984854don't take it personally babe is fucking great
>>344959926
Give him back, he's mine
Easiest choice of my life. I can't fucking wait for Pacific Rim.
Tak Fuji is mine.
I haven't played a single game of his. But he's goofy and he needs love.
>>344985549
>the titties on that swimmer chick in the new game
I'm not sure what switch flipped in Love's head but hot damn.
>>344980198
NOOOOOOO
SHE'S MINE ANON
>>344975212
He's a writer rather than a dev though.
>>344965585
>he can never make another keen game
>he can never make a sequel to anachronox
Why is reality cruel to this man?
>>344957524
The mastermind behind the wizards at Monolith Soft
>>344986232
I wonder how he'd feel about swapping the animations for Gauss Round and Rend Mind
>>344985656
Fuck, tell me about it. Maybe she realised the best thing about any of her previous games was CharlottexKendall? Figured she'd done enough to establish herself so she can just do whatever ero she wants? Either way, I'm not complaining.
>Pursuable: as a fling
Only thing that needs to change, as nice as not-titsuru as a love interest is.
>>344978957
He should stick to music.
claiming rattleman
>>344985421
Is she really trans or is /v/ shitposting as usual?
>>344959558
Are these normal grown men?
Why do they all look like 5'7 manlets?
>>344959023
This is a shop, right?
>>344959187
did youSuck It Down?
>>344987710
No her head is actually the size of a softball.
>>344987710
They made her head look bigger in that picture because they thought it looked weird in the photo
![[HorribleSubs] New Game! - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_09.08_[2016.07.06_00.25.34].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WezpAkw.jpg "[HorribleSubs] New Game! - 01 [720p].mkv snapshot 09.08 [2016.07.06 00.25.34]")
>3dpds ever
>>344959926
he's miiiiine
I'd post Andy Gavin or Jason Rubin, but as it turns out, they had fuckall to do with creating Crash Bandicoot.
How about polygamy?
![spector[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M6SBW1g.jpg "spector[1]")
![2580374-lorne+lanning1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XCxyBie.jpg "2580374-lorne+lanning1[1]")
