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Yeah, all these big sites should just review whatever games they feel like, that'll work.
why would you even need reviews for these games? theyre shovelware for lil kids.
>>344918283
This is the most retarded thing I've seen in a while.
I remember Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon didn't get a lot of reviews either. Does Nintendo just not send review copies out if they know critics will slam them?
>>344917645
I told you guys IGN and other game reviewers had a prejudice against Sonic and are biased towards movie games
But you all thought I was shitposting (I mean I kinda was but still)
well no shit. When you have a site that exclusively panders t only sonyggers this is what you get.
creators didn't pay enough to get on IGN's precious website.
seriously though what does ign do all day if they are not reviewing games? this is just pure laziness i speculate.
just give it a 6 say the controls are bad and move on
are people really getting upset over a shovelware title not getting a review
jfc
They should stop reviewing Sonic games altogether in that case.
>>344921525
This. Let's not pretend to give a single fuck about these shitty games.
>>344917645
>Major publication doesn't review unpopular games
Wooooow
Real talk, it feels sad that sonic is now irrelevant. They probably wont even review the anniversary game.
F to my first game and childhood icon. 1991-2016
>the games are poor
What did he mean by this?
>>344922529
They'll review it. Because, while it will be given a poor score, it does drive traffic to the site.
>>344920145
>Does Nintendo just not send review copies out if they know critics will slam them?
Critics slam them because Nintendo wont pay them
>>344922937
It could be the goty and it will still get bad reviews because its easy clickbait
>>344918360
>>344921525
>>344922281
Jesus. Let's not forget indie garbage like Gone Home getting 10/10. In my mind indie games are half of what shovelware is, yet those get 10 points. Udertale wasn't anything special, either but I liked a few things about it. I don't really get you shitposters.
>>344922529
Blame SEGA.
Jesus Christ that daisy fag in that twitter post.
>>344923060
Those reviews are paid for and easy to smell the bullshit from if youre not retarded
>>344917645
>reading reviews
or better yet
>going to IGN
Shitters, all of you
>>344922529
Sonic as a franchise isn't irrelevant, but the Olympics spinoffs are outside of the remixes.
There'll be a shitload of Sonic discussion come next week no matter what.
>>344920365
Prove it
>>344923267
The olympic spinoffs apparently sell good with every game. what happened?
>>344922529
My childhood died with Generations
>that god awful final fight
>some of the story makes no sense (Silver being in Crisis City for instance)
>no one seems to understand there are two sonics besides Cream
>enjoy your future, it's gonna be great!
>>344923417
Sochi didn't sell well.
seems fine. they're a business, businesses do what is most profitable, not a surprise.
>>344923491
Hopefully the writing in the new Sonic game isn't all messed up.
We all know its shit anyway so there's really no point
>>344923491
The writers and stories ever since colors have taken a massive dive in quality. Such a shame after the good stories of unleashed and black knight
>>344917645
Really just proves what a joke "gaming journalism" is.
They've already concluded that the game will be bad, so they aren't reviewing it. The review won't make them mad bucks from clickbait, so they aren't reviewing it.
What a fucking joke. Film critics aren't exactly unbiased, but even they have standards. You're supposed to review fucking EVERYTHING. That's the point.
But oh wow I guess it's too much fucking work to fucking play video games for a living, good god. No wonder these people have to work as games journalists, they're too lazy for any other job.
>>344923635
I want to to carefully read what you just typed.
>>344923684I thought I was the only one who enjoyed Unleashed and Black Knight...
>>344920145
Mystery Dungeon titles of all kinds get slammed by reviewers who don't care about the genre.
Reminder this is the only game coming out for Wii U until 2016
>>344923491
That final boss is possibly the worst thing ever, I still don't really know what you are meant to actually do there and how to actually make it happen with those god-awful controls. Obviously it should be just another "collect rings, hit boss" Super Sonic fight like all the others before it in the franchise, but it just feels so off in practice that it's absurd.
>>344923801
Unleashed is the best 3D game in the series by far and one of all my time favorite games. BK was a massive improvement over SR and the story and characters were rad. Nu Sonic just doesnt do it for me but I put up with it. Disliked colors and lost world but the modern half of generations was fun, as is the boom cartoon
>>344923695
>You're supposed to review fucking EVERYTHING. That's the point.
it is?
>>344921525
#shovelgate
>>344923936
It's a damn good thing I have more than just a WiiU then.
>>344922529
Get shit on, in the end Nintendo won.
>>344923974
>half the game is holding boost to win
>other half is shitty God of War
>best 3D game in the series by far
>>344923695
>You're supposed to review fucking EVERYTHING.
No they're not. There is no federal law, statute or mandate (or otherwise) that requires them to pursue reviewing every game. What they choose to do is their own volition and only arbitrated by what their boss says they must do and only at the cost of their jobs. Otherwise, it becomes a civil case of forcing someone to say something they don't believe. But that's another can of worms.
>>344924323
Day stages are the best sonic levels ever made and will never ever be topped and the night stages are a fun change of pace
>>344924280
Fuck off Nintendrone
>>344923974
Yeah the cartoon was great, but the game was just...barren and empty. Then again any time a game does time travel it ends badly and makes zero sense even if the characters try and explain it.
>>344924628
Eat shit, back then you guys though you where hot shit, but in the end we prevail.
Now enjoy your garbage Sonic games in a nintendo console.
>>344924413
"Supposed to" != "Legally obligated to"
reminder
>made 12 billion in one week
Nintendo doesn't even need to try anymore
>>344924720
Hey, you're the one getting shitty games on your fucking console, faggot.
And the next big Sonic game in 2017(which will be good) is something you won't get your grubby hands on because it won't be on NX or Wii U.
>>344924927
2 years ago dude
>>344924931
As shit as nintendo is...
The game probably was delayed into 2017 because of the nx
>>344924931
At least we get new consoles, little bitch. How about you? Oh no you dont have new consoles, you have to buy NINTENDO console to play your shitty furry garbage.
>>344925116
Keep dreaming Nintendrone
>>344925117
Who's the one not making shitty inferior consoles? SEGA.
>>344920365
>I told you guys
It's an anonymous image board. Nobody keeps track of who said what.
>>344923045
This. Game ""Journalists"" are in it for money.
>>344917645
>daisyfags
>>344923045
what about mario 3DLand and bayonetta 2?
what a deluded nintendrone
Based af. I like that the dude is upfront about it. Read the replies, he BTFO's the creepy Daisy fanboy.
>>344925204
That's because they let Sony cuck them out of the hardware business.
>>344924280
>>344924720
>>344925117
>>344925204
>>344925494
What year is it?
>>344925405
They'd come out looking like retards if they slammed titles popular with the core demographic.
Right now, they are trying their hardest to devalue all of Nintendo's side franchises and brand. The way Star Fox Zero was treated is a great example of this.
>>344925405
It's fucking Mario.
>>344917645
Why is everyone on twitter such an irritating cunt?
>>344924827
You're still talking merely about ethics. Their boss can choose to decide whether they review something or not. It's a private website, you don't get to boss them around, so they're neither "supposed to" nor legally obligated to do it.
>>344925204
No, Sega its not making ANY console. The poor little bastards have to use our console to sell games of that little mascot of theirs.
>>344923892
Probably because they're not all that different gameplay-wise, and only Pokemon has enough going for it to differentiate it from the others (at least, Super Mystery Dungeon and the Explorer games)
>>344925021
>2 years ago
?
This is from today
Pokemon go alone "made them" 7.9 billion
>>344925636
is this real
>>344925636
what was that waluigi tweet or something where they said nigger
>>344925836
They accidentally said "wigger" instead of "Wiggler".
>>344925752
it actually is
https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/CJ+Andriessen/nintendo-in-hot-water-after-controversial-tweet-288050.phtml
>>344925405
>>344925204
Go cry me a river at the Sega headquarters, it is made out of non sold Dreamcasts.
>>344917645
Is this another one of those "mario and sonic olympics" games? Their very existence makes me mad.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sega_Sports_R%26D
>>344925723
Confirmed little kid that thinks stocks = profit. Pokemon go only made 14 million and Nintendo only sees ten percent if that
http://ign.com/articles/2016/07/12/pokemon-go-has-reportedly-made-more-than-14-million
http://www.phonearena.com/news/Oh-the-irony-Nintendo-earning-much-less-from-Pokemon-Go-than-Apple-or-Google_id83092
>Those reviews always do terrible traffic and the games are poor, so this time we reviewed other stuff instead.
He's got a point.
It's not like anyone is actually expecting another sonic and mario olympics game to be any good and they lose their appeal and relevance as quickly as football and soccer games.
>>344926127
What if i told you this one is actually good besides dream events being gone
>Nintendrones crying about their victory over SEGA again
>>344926069
Keep crying butthurt dumb fucking delusional sonygger queer. Just fucking off yourself already.
>Shovelware
I thought people agreed that it was a pretty good party game, especially the Dream events.
>>344925887
Sup wigger
You gettin angry over dat plumber boi jumpin on yo head?
>>344925928
Holy fuck that was a trainwreck.
IGN lost every last ounce of legitimacy they had left when they actively and openly censored the Ghostbusters review comment section to remove all "problematic" posts. The site absolutely 100% died when Greg Miller and Colin Moriarty left and were replaced by Max Scoville and Alanah Pearce.
>>344926330
Yeah, they're pretty on point as far as Olympic games go, too. Plenty of charm and polish, but regularly too expensive.
>IGN is choosing not to review mediocre filler shovelware
BASED
>>344926069
why do you think i put quotes around it?
It added 7.5 billion to their market value, which is actually important if you're not aware
http://www.theverge.com/2016/7/11/12147600/nintendos-stock-pokemon-go
oh wait, this is out of date. Its up to 9 billion as of today
u mad?
>>344924927
>made 12 billion in one week
>nintencuckolds in charge of understanding the stock market
>>344926330
ignore the bootyblasted sonyniggers
>>344926330
This new Madio and Sonic Olympics is very lackluster this year, especially on Wii U. The series was designed around he use of the Wii motion controls, now it's just pressing buttons.
There aren't even dream events either, instead we three "dual events" for soccer, rugby sevens and beach volleyball. The unlockable characters are only avaliable for one sport each. (Nabbit for 100m, Sticks for Archery, Jet for soccer, etc)
At least the Olympics this year is going to suit the game, as we will all be disappointed by the amount of athletes dying from Zika on the running track.
>>344926659
Sony anon, the Nintencuckolds are making fun of us again...please help your little brother
>>344926581
Explain what stocks are in your own words
>>344926780
>image.jpg
>>344917645
Jesus this guy really wanted that review.
>>344926851
I-I didn't want your help anyway, s-sonygger.
Is IGN responsible for reviewing every single game that comes out?
Fuck off with this shit.
>>344925979
Based DSP
What the hell does he mean there are "too many games" to review? Don't they have staff that write for/stick to specific systems to lighten the workload for everyone? Not all of their staff follows every fucking system, and on top of that, it's IGN, they've got employees up the ass.
I can't fucking imagine the ""Nintendo guy"" is absolutely swamped in video game releases atm.
they fucking review games, how are they bussy for that shit?
>that daisy fan in the replies
>>344924927
Console wars aside I really hope Sony Pictures goes under before they canentirelyruin James Bond.
>>344925979
Black Ops 2 deserved that score.
Halo 4 did not, though. Game was barely a 5/10.
>>344927147
Its not that they don't have time, they just simply chose to not review it. They are trying to avoid dealing with the shitposting if it reviews low, but ironically the nintedo fans are offended by this.
>>344923171
>>344925332
>>344927235
>mfw viewing that guy's page
>>344926947
>Did your dog die choking on a Dual Shock
Kek, that Nintencuck got #REKT
>>344917645
>site traffic is bad so we need to do something to get attention
typical
>>344929138
This earnestly got IGN a lot more attention than if they had actually reviewed the game.
>>344923491
The 3DS having a better final boss is the only thing it has over the HD version (other than multiplayer). Also, apparently the Chemical Plant cutscene was one of many, but they didn't have time so they cut the rest
>>344921525
Its their fucking job, they get paid for that shit. I don't give a fuck if the game is shit, they have to review it.
So Sticks is canon now?
>>344917645
>terrible site traffic
So the site's too busy and they're worried it'll crash the site?
>>344924280
No bro
In the end, Mobile gaming has won
>>344926947
>Did your dog die chocking on a dualshock or something?
>>344927376
>Black Ops 2 deserves a 9.3
>>344920145
Whats even the point, Mystery Dungeon games have never been reviewed well despite being the best games in the series (bar Gates to Infinity)
>>344926226
you mean the only thing that makes the games good is gone?
