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It's a "post negative reviews of the games you like and other people guess them" episode
>>344909790
That could be a whole lot of games. I dunno, D44M.
Some recent-ish FPS that's not one of the really popular ones /v/ criticizes for being linear. Hard Reset or Call of Juarez Gunslinger come to mind.
>>344909790
That has to be Undertale
>>344909982
I guess I should make it easier.It's published Warner Bros and it was a hidden gem
>>344910168
literally anything, though I guarantee he's just butthurt from being killed
>>344910134
Condemned?
>>344910168
CS:GO probably
>>344910596
Nope, another clue?Main character is either angry or insane
>>344910791
yyyyyyyyep
>>344910542
Heh. that's hilarious.
>>344910851
Seige
>>344910729
PoE
>>344910851
R6 Siege
>>344910512
FEAR?
>>344910851
>ubi
Siege
>>344909790
Hint: PS1 game.
I like how he blames steam
this one should be really easy
>>344911046
yeah it was FEAR.
>>344909790
>>344911156
whoops
>>344911193
PA, also shit taste for liking it.
>>344911193
>Liking this piece of shit
Planetary Annihilation
>>344911072
Klonoa?
>>344911280
why?
>>344911248
Dark Souls 1
>>344911072
SotN?
>>344911193
Planetary annialation, should have censored "chunk moons"
>>344911340
Nope.
Hint: ya shoot a lot of things in it
>>344911378
Nope.
Hint: you jump a lot
>>344911525
Mega man? Too lazy to guess which one.
>>344911525
Mega Man 8/X4/X5/X6?
>>344911384
yea. I thought of that but that entire review is a masterpiece.
like it's just really really good.
>>344911348
yep
>>344911650
Ding ding
Mega man X5
>>344909790
Time's up, it was Mad Max actually believe it or not.
Another one? This one branched into atrilogylater on.
>>344909790
>I'm a few hours in.
> 0.8 hours played.
>PlayStation 2 game
The most negative I could bother to find for the game.
>>344911753
>Linear
>Mad Max
W-what?
>>344911014
>>344911046
>>344911050
your winner
next
>>344911753
The Witcher 2?
>>344911798
>3.0 hours on record
are you blind or just retarded?
>>344909790
>>344911839
GTA 3
>>344911912
Undertale, too easy.
>>344911873
Assassins Creed Syndicate
>>344911912
Badass fucker, he doesnt put up with all these Fuckin' Losers...
Undertale.
:d
>>344911072
Oddworld ages oddesy?
>>344911983
>>344912027
correct
>>344910889
Mad Max?
>Not scary, rip's off just about every horror ever made, the gameplay didn't make it for me, and it's trying to make us feel sorry for someone with a bucket on their head and their mouth's taped shut.
What a pathetic escuse for a horror-game.
>>344911912
he rite tho
Easy peasy, but I couldn't resist.
>>344911883
I'll allow it. It was the first Witcher.
>>344912236
GUN?
>>344912075
ROTKXII?
>>344912236
broforce?
hahahaha
he's retarded for not realizing terrain is the resource in that game.
>>344911917
Close maybe another clue
>it has platforming in it.
>>344912378
Shovel Knight?
>>344912420
no but it is a western
>>344912485
no
>>344912476
Fuck.
>>344912497
Jak 3?
these people are the worst
>>344912641
Blood Dragon?
I agree with this, some quests span more than a chapter for an underwhelming resolution and the main quest doesn't pick up momentum until the last third of the game.
>>344912641
Hotline Miami
>>344912641
Hotline Miami??!!!
>>344912641
i knew before he said it but the review literally says the game name in the review
>>344912641
You forgot to censor Hotline Miami.
>>344912759
winrar
>>344912747
>its not a bad game
>not recommended
i JUST don't get it
>>344912236
Gunslinger
>>344912032
That could be anything from ps+
>>344912914
Superhot?
>>344912326
Is it doom? If it is I've never been in a position where I was stuck with minimal health and couldn't recover, enemies are literally pick up pinatas
>>344912326
Devil daggers
>>344911989
Neptunia?
>>344912529
Dark souls if he's joking
Literally any game if he's serious
>>344912692
Mass effect?
>>344912946
its actually LISA
>>344912378
terraria
>>344912526
system shock 2
>>344912528
Hard West?
>>344913171
>Neptunia, multiple genres
Naw, Think more bullet hell and platformer
>>344912529
terraria
>>344912643
Yes
>>344913225
>Lisa, SJW
How can one man be so wrong?
>>344913225
>LISA
>SJW platformer
What the fuck
>>344912932
yeah
the whole rant couldn't even fit on my screen
how mad do you have to be to write this fucking essay about afreegame
>bosses are too video-gamey
>>344912714
Chivalry duh.
>>344912641
>Reddit is that way.
I really hate when people outside of 4chan do stuff like this, it just looks dumb. Outside of 4chan Reddit isn't a bad word so saying something like that doesn't really mean anything. I don't know, I just think it's a weird, irrelevant thing to say.
>>344913527
Warface?
>>344913053
>>344913093
Nope. God Hand.
>>344913642
nope, its pretty obscure it had its peak of popularity a few years ago
>>344912714
>>344913564
chivalry is legit kinda fucking hard to be good at
it's been a long time since I last played but I just remember once in a while a man at arms that was impossible to hit unless it was a 2 or 3v1
>>344913548
I already did that game
>>344913486
>>344912932
>>344912236
>>344913745
That man at arms was me I bet.
>>344913821
Fuck, man.
Funny too, because I just saw that review and was about to post it as well.
>>344913527
It's that one zombie game that looks like Roblox, isn't it? Shit man, it's not DayZ. People need to chill out.
>>344913629
fuck off, reddior
>>344913697
Doesn't God Hand lower the difficulty if you lose in the same area a few times? Or it charges your godhand or some shit. I remember it doing something if you got your ass beat a lot. When I first started I got my ass beat a lot by the first demon that shows up but I think that's cuz I was cheezing most of the guys until then, so I had to learn how to play.Final boss took me like 2 or 3 hours to beat tho I'm pretty sure
>>344913014
Nope.
Another good one that I almost went with is"Metroid's special ed cousin".
>>344913374
>bullet hell and platformer
I wanna say Rabi Ribi but the movement really isn't that stiff.
>>344910729
>in conjunction with PoE
Probably Dota.
>>344912236
Spelunky?
>>344913904
correct, unturned
>>344911989
It's that new Juri game, right?
>>344911989
It's either Rabi Ribi or Bunny Must Die. I've seen this exact review on both of those games.
>>344912914
>>344913961
One of those games like, they bleed pixels, or that one with angel girls.
>>344914209
Binding of Steak: Rebirth
>>344913961
>>344912914
Axiom Verge?
>>344914343
Yes. Too easy, I guess.
>>344912032
>>344913225
How is Lisa SJW? All that happens is people die for shitty reasons, and child abuse.
>>344914209
I'm actually genuinely annoyed by "balancing" in singleplayer games. Especially rpgs.
Holy shit stop ruining stuff, half of the fun is finding broken combinations that work..
>>344912075
>I don't see the point of in doing something that affects two major aspects of the game
>>344914080
>it's another fuckin minecraft looking game
I think this guy's problem is that it's only going to attract fucking kids. It was probably always kids and he just got old enough to notice
>>344913465
>be 15
>go to /v/ for one day
>think you are hot shit because you went to 4chan
>Post shitty reviews because you wanna fit in with the 4chans
There's a lot of reviews like this on steam and when you look at the groups these people are in it's always the fucking cringe 4chan groups.
>>344914578
Morrowind
>>344914615
Stalker?
>>344914615
one of the stalker games
>>344914850
>>344913208
both wrong
>>344914578
Divinity Original Sin
>>344914250
>>344914420
Axiom Verge is correct.
Can't believe how many assholes flooded the discussion page with "DEV IS DUMB THIS SHOULD BE $5 CHEAPER AND HAVE 75% SALE IMMEDIATELY".
>>344914906
correct
My favorite reviews are the ones that are 100% butthurt and were clearly written by absolute casual neo /v/ shitters that don't want to admit they're awful at vidya.
>>344913225
that makes me mad
>>344915028
Enter the Gungeon
>>344915028
Nuclear Throne
>>344915147
Bingo.
>>344915037
Stanley Parable
>>344915037
call of jaurez:gunslinger?
>>344915037
Bastion/Transistor?
>>344915028
I love when people go "oh I'm too old and I don't have redbull reflexes anymore"
Bitch Dolce is in his mid 30s and still does fucking this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucmx_pe4nVI
>>344915037
>console peasant
oh boy
>>344913963
Bingo
It is Rabi Ribi
>>344915037
Darkest Dungeon?
>>344915407
This is a pretty butthurt review to be honest. Yeah Rabi Ribi really isn't all that weebs hype it up to be but this guy sounds like he's just shit at the game. I'd honestly say BMD is harder than this.
>>344915037
>>344915281
>>344915457
It's Call of Juarez: Gunslinger, this anon was right. >>344915265
>>344914786
you clearly missed that it was the third most played game on steam at one point, its very different than minecraft and has mechanics that other survival games don't
also the dev is 16 years old
>>344914874
>>344914882
Correct. It's Shadow of Chernobyl to be specific.
>>344913629
Pretty much anyone I know that aren't 4channers think reddit is a retarded hugbox website. Check & Mate redditor
>>344915835
Skullgirls?
>>344916049
Doom?
>>344916049
STAR WARS™ - Dark Forces
>>344915978
Nope. That's what I would also say judging by that review, though.
>favourite game
>This is literally the only negative review on the game not entirely pertaining to the fact that it doesn't run natively on modern OS's
Feels pretty great having good taste sometimes
>>344916519
Nah
>>344916049
Deuce Sex
I know because I was looking for a review for it
>>344916745
Correct
>>344916745
>>344916049
>no mouse
>deus ex
What
>>344916745
But you use the mouse in Dude Sex
>>344916947
I like how so many reviews have "the stealth weapons are shit" in them.
>>344917012
There are controls bound to numpad and most of the keyboard. You'd use the keypad and the buttons near it to look around.
>>344916745
>Deus Ex No Mouse?
What was this guy smoking
>all these retards that don't know F5 reformats the screens.
>>344917482
Gunvolt
>>344917593
Speedrunners
>>344917630
Correct
>>344912529
>0.7 hours on record
>needs help to open game
Jesus fucking christ how much do you have to try in order to get 0.7 hours in spasms of 1 minute at max?
>>344917657
Kinda close but no.
>>344916669
That could be any old PC game, but I wanna say Deus Ex?
>>344917885
I want to say it's ME but that would be retarded.
>>344917885
>not real time or turn based
what the fuck is it then
>>344917885
valkyria chronicles
>>344918021
Hint:It's both.
>>344918109
Gonna guess Frozen Synapse, but that game is all combat and the review implies differently.
>>344912731
>12 products in account
>20 reviews
?
>>344919171
Witcher 3?
>>344919171
que?
>>344918913
probably refunds
>>344919171
ZTD?
>>344919502
correct
>>344919927
New Vegas
>>344919171
>I can't recommend this game because it's the third installment in a story focused series
>>344919171
>third installment in story focused game
>I can't recommend it because new players wont enjoy it
Well no shit dumbfuck
>>344922298
>(did not finish)
>Illidan was right
>i wasn't ready
>>344910851
Let me guess, this cunt doesn't use phones and screams about hacks when someone hears him and shoots him through the wall/window
I wonder if anyone can get this one.
>>344923738
>Recoil
Blacklight. Everyone bitches about recoil in Blacklight. Should've censored parity too nigga.
