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You are not going to force Link to be look like this the whole game, are you?!I know I am!
enjoy not being able to progress, fucking deviant
>>344899982
can we remove his pants in a nonsexual way
>>344899982
lol dyel?
>>344900246
Just load up on cold/heat resistant kabobs and he'll be set
>>344899982
Her name is Zelda.
>>344899982
Anyone have the pictures of the women at e3 smiling when they make Link shirtless.
Oh, I know for sure that my sister is going to watch me play this game. Naked Twink Link is going to attract all the girls
>>344901268
Women are just as perverted as men, but they get a pass because it's "liberating".
>>344901268
that's why the girl link thing was so retarded, fangirls love to shlick to link
>>344901268
I feel oppressed. Those women are literally raping me. This is unacceptable.
>>344899982
>No nipples
What am I suppose to nibble on while reaching into his pants?
>>344902553
Of course. Only beta orbiters, retarded fetishists, and crazy lesbians wanted it.
>>344899982
I want to snuggle him.
Anyone got ideas for a sequel?
http://pastebin.com/N1M6isC2
goddamn I'm excited for that new zeldur. Dumping BOTW link
>>344904037
>The leaves and grass below tickled his thighs and plump rear. Now freed from his tights, his manhood fell back and rested against his abdomen. Knowing there were more than one of him around now made Link feel a little naughty, but he especially felt so due to his compromised gear. Only wearing his hat, shirt, and boots was a lewd sight indeed.
Oh my
Stop sexualizing Link, he's pure. He has never seen a vagina and probably has never even seen his own dick.
>>344904663
what went wrong?
:3c
>>344905063
Fav parts?
>>344905587
>Leaning in close, he continued to kiss. Link felt the sweat trickle down his forehead. After a couple of minutes of this, Shadow Link pulled apart. A strand of saliva bridged the gap between their mouths and droplets fell onto Link's clothed chest as it stretched.
>Slowly, he eased his large cock into Link, until he was as far in as he could go. "Ahn..", a girly moan escaped Link's lips. It's hot sensation was welcomed by Link, despite the heavy heat of the air. It slid in and out and Link threw his head back in pleasure. Shadow Link took deep breaths as he felt it's tightness around him.
>he enjoyed their warmth and pulsations against his tongue. Their two cocks jutting out like towering signs of dominance above him, and the pounding he received from behind and below caused him to shake all over once again as he reached his limit. Cum flowed from his cock nigh endlessly
i'm a sucker for body fluids in porn
>>344906337
Hard to get replies like this. Any suggestions for a sequel?
Obviously I am
It's the hard mode of the game after all. And Link's a qt
>>344907443
What did you like that you'd want to see more of?
>>344905587
>What a butt!
>>344901268
Wait, women like Twinks? Maybe my fast metabolism aint so bad after all.
>>344907984
Any scenarios? I was thinking more Dark Link gangbang.Except maybe starting when BotW Link is sitting alone out in the wilderness, nothing around for miles, enjoying the sun and a light breeze. He casually rests, taking his boots and leggings off, feeling the soft blades of grass tickle his fat, jiggly butt and plump thighs. He'll lean back against the hill and take a sigh of relief as he begins cupping his balls and stroking his cock, continuing until he fires a thick load on himself, and then passing out from relaxation....until he wakes up a couple hours later, ropes around his ankles and wrists.
>can make him shirtless
>can't make him barefoot
>>344908551
I thought you could.
Didn't they show him kicking a chest barefoot and hurting his foot?
>>344899982
If theres an option to play shirtless in a video game I am going to take that option
>>344908243
Post boipucci.
tfw fags have forever ruined botw threads
>>344900246
What is wrong with being deviant??
Are there any good official pictures of BOTW Link? I wanna draw him
>>344909283
>not being gay
Why the hell are you even on /v/?! Holy shit get the fuck off you fucking piece of shit!
>>344904037
>One of them drenched his erect cock in the mixture of their semen on Link's chest before bringing it up to his lips, where he accepted it.
>>344909283
Link has been a fuccboi for years, if anything the fags are probably longtime fans at this point.
>>344909283
there's nothing gay about wanting to fuck link the twink.
>>344905395
>penis envy
>>344908243
Nah, only for the efame. They go back to Fifty Shades for real life.
>>344905395
wat
>>344911574
They don't want it
>>344899982
I just hope they will get rid of that blinking red effect of low life in this episode
And the sound effect that comes with too
>>344908457
are you a girl?
>>344908457
scenarii is the plurial of scenario, which is an Italian word meaning story
>>344910114
It's 100% gay, and that's a good thing. Reminder that heterosexuality is a mental illness.
>>344901268
culture of sexual obsession is quite disturbing. I hate all of these people off the bat and outta the park.
hell awaits. you guys are plain as day as bad or worse than furfags, at least I can discriminate against them easier seeing the stupid neon shit and tails glued to their many belted skirts.
fuckin fags ruing everything.
way to remove yourself from the gene pool. Thanks.
>>344914884
Straights should be gassed.
>>344899982
Only until I find a really cute dress to put him in
>>344914884
>way to remove yourself from the gene poo
joke's on you, i'm bisexual.
>>344913894
Why?
>>344914884
>not being a bisexual in 2016
>>344899982
More like look like this.
>>344899982
Not unless there is a speed advantage, or I need a specific reaction from an NPC.
>>344916231
>>344916583
>being bisexual
>ever
Remionder that bisexuals are unprincipled scum and that true love is only possible between two men.
>>344914884
Pitiful.
>>344917404
Title : ThreehouseDamn
>>344917524
TreehouseFuck me
>>344916958
>being jealous
>>344913216I liked it anon, but you posted it in the middle of a Midnafest
>>344917959
Fav part?
>>344917907
>JRPG protagonist.jpg
>>344909283
Manly men fight while bare chested, shirts are for faggots.
>>344917907
No homo would ever be jealous of bisexuals. If anything they'd feel pity for anybody foolish enough to still think women are worth their time.
>>344917907
>being jealous of somebody that likes axewounds
Don't kid yourself, biscum.
I want to fight Ganon naked
>>344901268
>link doesn't speak and is a twink
>thats what makes him the perfect man
She means perfect woman, I assume
>>344904553
>girl hips
>>344918752
>gross arby's beef'n'cheddar instead of a cute penis
>>344899982
I want to hug Link and warm him up!
>>344918839
>hugYou mean fug
i hope theres a cheerleader costume
its perfect.
>>344918729
Im dont know anyone who isnt going to do at least on naked playthrough.
>>344899982
Of coarse not. I'm not stupid.
I will remove the pants as well.
>tfw no doujin of ganondorf raping link
>>344920957
>jew raping the aryan master race
Already happened irl
>>344920957
actually
I want to FUCK his feet
>>344921128
That's a rape doujin you dumb idiot
>>344921182
I will never understand footfags
>>344921128
>Female garbage
>>344921290
Let me rephrase: ganon does not rape link in it. Sorry.
>>344921290
>>344921370
It was supposed to say not* a rape doujin. It's been a long day.
>>344921128
Thats not Link, that's oc donut steal trash
>>344901268
>that last tweet
And sometimes I think my fetishes are weird
>>344908243
only fujoshis, and they like them not as bfs, just as eye candy
link is a cutie
>>344921128
sauce
>>344901268
>Sexualizing men is ok
>Sexualizing women is not
these fucking sjws do NOT understand double standards
>>344922426
Neckbeards get just as upset when people sexualize male characters. They're two sides of the same coin.
>>344922426
>all women are sjw
>>344905395
what happened to this guy
haven't seen his animations in like forever
>>344922426
Sexualizing men is perfectly fine. I don't care what you do with the women, but leave my sexualized men alone.
>>344921324
>I will never understand footfags
>but I have a bachelor's in fartfags, wrote a book on armpitfags, and have educated myself to the fullest extent about vorefags
>>344922830
What
Weirdest shit I fapped to is anthro
I'm not that degenerate
>>344922830vore scares me
>>344922540
Pretty sure neckbeards don't give a shit.
Men have been sexualized to shit as long as women have. Your raidens, kratos' and geralts, and nobody complains.
The only reason neckbeards get pissy at this now is because how rampant the double standards and outcry at sexualized females, even though it happens 100x less in modern times.
The double standards are disgusting. Look for a single comment in that Link thing accusing those chicks of sexualizing characters. You won't find a single fucking one.
>>344922830
There is nothing wrong with enjoying the aesthetic of a nice armpit.
Don't put it together with vorefags. And what the fuck are fartfags?
>>344923384
>wtf are fartfags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2XqCzr2qpc
sorry.
>>344923570
Why did I let curiosity get the best of me?
>>344923384
or a navel :^)
>>344923309
You're proving that anon correct right now. You're getting pissy because people want to sexualize male characters. Doesn't matter how you justify it, you're no different from an SJW.
im not gay or anything but i would pound link's boipussi with the force of a raging volcano
>>344924017
>boipussi
Anyone using this term should be castrated on the spot. Especially if you're gay.
Link has a fine ass, not a "boipussi" you disgusting fuck.
>>344924313
rude desu
>>344924313
lol
>>344923906
I'm getting pissy because people complain about one type of sexualized character and not the other. I don't give a shit about sexualization. Fuck, I like sexualization, both ways. More fanservice in my games, please.
>>344924569
And yet you came into a thread where nobody was complaining about either just to get on your own soapbox and complain. Fuck off, hypocrite.
>tfw no cute bf to play vidya with, pound and cuddle under comfy blankets
>>344925015
Where are they complaining? Stop projecting, you fucking psychopath. You're just carrying around a chip and your shoulder and looking for things to get bent out of shape over. Literally an SJW that gets mad about men instead of women.
>>344901268
>objectifying Link
stop
>>344899982
> get into female BDSM and ryona
> have shameful fetish throughout my teenage years and early adulthood
> suddenly discover that yaoi S&M is a huge thing
> crotch feels hotter and harder than when it was girls
The fuck is wrong with me
why don't people understand you don't have to be gay to fuck link's delicious ass
>>344925337
You're not even reading my posts. I just told you I don't give a shit about sexualization of either sex.
You should leave the thread instead, clearly, you don't care about discussion.
LINK IS FOR HUG NOT FUG
>>344925457
>Sharing images so small they can't be reverse searched
why even bother
SOMEONE BE MY BOYFRIEND
RIGHT THIS FUCKING INSTANT
>>344922540
Yeah, the Metal Gear Solid community has been up in arms about all the questionably homoerotic scenes between various Snakes and their male co-operators.
Oh wait, no they haven't, they think that shit's hilarious.
>>344924697
>>344925048
>>344925173
>all of these images for ants
You might as well make all these unfunny shitstains visible if you're gonna go through the trouble of posting them.
>>344925541
>>344925627
mmimmzel is a hero
>>344925457
It's pretty gay desu senpai.
But it's okay and completely understandable because it is Link.
>>344925729
I have small dick tho
>>344925539
Seek mental help.
My favorite part of the new design is his hair. The bangs + short ponytail is fantastic. I'm working on getting mine into the same style.
>>344925896
It's not your dick I'm after
>>344925729
I would if you had a cute dick and were from my country.
>>344925732
Yeah, try doing that with a female protagonist and watch everyone shitting their pants instantly.
>>344925732
Check any FF thread. There are tons of people complaining about oversexualized men in almost every single one of those threads.
What is happening on this thread
>>344925986
Who cares, females are ugly trash anyway. Post cute boys.
I assume one some drew Wolf Link knotting normal Link?
>>344904037
>>344908457
>Read this
>Remember that LoZ doujins are scarce and generally bad
>Contemplate suicide
There's so much potential smut material in LoZ that it pisses me off that there's not more actual smut.
I've had the same idea for a doujin for years.
>Young Link captured by Gerudo women
>Tied up and forced to impregnate the whole tribe
>Optional: Ganon can find out and take Link away to make him his own sissy fucktoy
I hate not having artistic talent.
>>344925379
you're gay and like s&m ?
calm down dude
>>344926276
>I hate not having artistic talent.
Never stopped 99.9999999% of the "artists" on sad panda to draw their doujins.
>>344901268
why
>>344926293
Yeah, every homo I end up with turns out to be really into bondage for some reason.
>ex bf wanted to do bondage shit
>I'm not really in the mood
>tie him up and poke him with my feet while I play Age of Empires
Subs are weird
>>344926483
subs really are strange
at least they're ready to go whenever i guess
>>344925936
post boypussy
>>344926413
That's exactly why I wouldn't want to do it.
I'd commission it, but I don't know anybody that would make a whole doujin for less that 1000 USD.
They'd probably fuck it up with Westernshit anyway.
>>344925714
it's not cropped
>>344926118
>Final Fantasy community
>not full of closeted homosexuals
Found the problem, they're overreacting.
>>344925936
100% agree. His hair this game is on point. and apparently it changes based on armor/helm so i cant wait to play Dress Up Link.
>>344926483
Lazy tops with no passion are the absolute worst.
>>344926691
Nah. There's a lazy picture of me attempting it somewhere though.
>>344927095
Subs who are terrible at roleplay are worse.
>huff duff I know I'm supposed to not be enjoying it but let me just submit FUCKING INSTANTLY and without the slightest hint of resistance
>>344901268
>Everyone assuming these women turn around and bash men who sexualize vidya women
Why? Do you really need to rage about SJWs THIS badly?
>>344908551
Die degenerate footfag
>>344927463
>supposed to not be enjoying it
Rape fantasies are disgusting, anon.
>>344927586
N-no bully pls...
>>344927586
post your feet
>>344922540
This is new information.
>>344927095
I don't even LIKE bdsm, I've just tried to be accommodating with my lovers in the past.
>>344901268
Now show me all these same people complaining about sexy women in videogames.
I mean, you're not such a fucking retard that you think every single woman and homosexual is "the enemy" by default, right?
Right, Anon?
>>344926276
if I'm not mistaken the reason behind this is because Nintendo doesn't allow the sale of parody hentai in Japan, so it has to be fan-work for free or commissioned.
I could be wrong.
You guys are faggots, & you women are Perverts..
>>344899982
Please don't bully the Link! Link is made for cuddling!
>>344932914
cuddling my cock
>>344933237
He can only do that if he's using the minish cap
find a flaw
>>344933729
you just gave me an erection I didn't even know I had
>>344935397
I'd rather he let me use it, but I understand your boner
>>344909283
Dont worry, when Nintendo unveils more BOTW characters i.e. hot females, these threads will die off.
>>344936358
you're so naive.
Link threads have been around for years now
>>344925048
>if we get an unattractive men, people will see how silly using attractive women for promotional material is!
>>344926276
What did you think of the fic?
I want to be a busty milf that molest s a young shota link. send help
>>344909283
>Liking LoZ for anyone other than Link
Stupit
>>344937087
/ss/
Into the trash
>>344937034
I liked it except for the ending. I would have had CDI Link come in for a laff.
>>344937572
>Not liking /ss/
The trashcan is for you, anon.
>>344938017
Nope. that's where shit taste like yours goes. Sluts need to be removed.
>>344937087
http://exhentai.org/g/914545/72b51e2bf8/thank me later
>>344938017
Most fapworthy section?
>>344938146
>fags aren't sluts
>>344938346
You cant be a slut for fictional cartoons anon.As unfortunate as that might be
>>344938346
I only post lewd pictures online. I only actually sleep with people I'm dating.So all of 1 ex.
Link is mai waifu
Link is _____
>>344937087
>>344938017
/ss/ and anyone who likes it is vile. Kill yourself immediately please.
>Next BotW style LoZ lets use swap between older and younger Link
>>344939004
Back at you, shit taste.
>>344939190
He's not wrong though.
Of course not. He's not gonna wear those pants.
>>344939457
He's absolutely wrong and you should follow his example I laid out for him.
>>344939190
He's right. Boys belong with boys, and anyone who condones /ss/ is scum that should be wiped off of the planet.
>>344939889
No he isnt. He's correct and if anyone needs to remove themselves from this plain of existence it's you.
>>344939190
/ss/ is disgusting trash and so is your taste. Seriously consider suicide.
>>344940035
>>344939927
Cute boys should be shared between the sexes. Otherwise you are just denying them their biological imperative while using them for yours, you sick fucks.
>>344939190
>>344939889
Having taste this bad should carry the death penalty. Dead serious,.
Fic here>>>/y/2288560
>>344940141
No, that's disgusting. Women are worthless trash, as is anybody that likes them. Kill yourself for being so unbelievably wrong.
>>344940141
Just leave, /ss/hitter. Your taste is garbage and nobody wants you here.
>>344940276
Selfish AND rude. Just what I'd expect from someone that wants to monopolize and exploit cute boys.
>>344940141
>tainting the purity of shota with the gross corrupting tainted air of inferior succubi
Disgusting freak.
>>344940141
Women are disgusting. Nobody's life has ever been improved by including them. The world would be a happier place if they were all put into the trash where they belong, along with people like you.
I wana fuck that Link
LOL
>>344940435
>not liking corruption
>>344941129
>Liking shit
>>344941262
>not
>>344941361
>Scatfag and corruptfag
Unsurprising.
>>344941262
>not wanting to eat link's poo
>>344927332
may we see anon, I kinda wanna see how that hair looks on a person so I can try it too
please?
>>344941498
Someone has to clean up all these shitposts anon, and I can't do it alone.
>>344941652
Fair warning, I got the shakes real bad and I couldn't find anything to hold it back, but this is a rough estimate.
>>344942557
Wow, you have way more hair than me. Lookscutethough anon, might consider it
>>344934745
he's not beside me
>>344942557
lel
hai deejaythat new gif you put up isn't working
>>344934745
Too old
>>344943534
>Deejay
link tumblr
>>344942557
Jesus christ, you look exactly like me when I had long hair.
Like clone or long lost twin kinda shit.
>>344943995
yeah it isn't working for me
dunno why even tried it in firefoxwho is the other qt ?
>>344943995
link tumblr ree
>>344919365
I doubt it, they made triforce heroes specifically to get that out of the way after all
>>344944302
>>344943939http://deejaytheburdDOTtumblr.com/
>>344944149
My ex. Old video.
>>344944302
>>344944890
nice
and rip
>Desperately want to fuck Link
>Fap
>Want to cuddle Link
What a weird feeling, normally my homo desires go away entirely
>>344922426
>expecting SJWs to be logical
Just ignore them like everyone else. No shit they're going to be okay with sexualizing men but not women. They literally want women to be in control of everything and men to have absolutely no power or voice except when they say so.
>>344945326
good good let the gayness flow through you
Why haven't fags been purged yet? You fucks already have a board
>>344946084
yeah, we're on it right now
>>344946084
>Come into a gay thread
>Complain about gays
What is the mindset here?
>>344908243
No, they don't.
t. Chad Thundercock
>>344946084
I feel sorry for your mother.
>>344946279
>come into a Zelda thread
>link faggots waving cocks around and spoiler abusing like the fags they are
>>344946418
shut up and bend over
why else would you come into this thread?
>tfw trying to learn Vegas Pro on the fly
pls help
>>344947089
Vegas is like the easiest one to learn aside from the not-real editors. Just drag clips onto the timeline and use the cutting tool tocut shit
>>344927616
>being into non-resistant subs
I mean why even bother
dumping new webms
toon link>every other link
you plebs have no taste
theres no way they made link this feminine on accident
>>344950201
Toon Link is quite cute, i just wish we could get some Young Link again. And not that toddler shit in Hyrule Warriors.
Why do fags pitch a fit when anything even slightly heterosexual mentioned.
When is the NX coming out? I'd rather play this on the best kit I can and would really hate to put 100 hours into it only for the NX version to drop a month later
>>344950201
he looks like a dumb cat
>>344950201
That entire collection of 4koma never ceases to give me chuckles.
>>344950404
Love the lighting in this game.
>>344950521
it launches for Wii U and NX same day
can't wait until this comes to pc so I can mod it.
>>344950830
>>344951138
So we should be getting an NX release date soon then huh?
>>344949947
>>344950064
>>344950164
>>344950308
>>344950512
>>344950617
>>344950724
>>344950818
>>344951051
>>344951154
If the beta looks this good can you imagine how good the final game will look.
>>344951138
that's dumb.
>>344951268
OH SHIT. WHEN IS THIS FUCKING GAME COMING OUT?
>>344951425
I'd rather they focus on making the game not dull as fuck.
>>344922248
are you this much of a newfag you can't recognize the artist?
Holy christ, that took long enough, but I finally managed to get what I needed out of 7 hour video into a format that doesn't blow Tumblr up.
/blogpost
>>344951558
nov 2017
>>344940276
Dude what's with you and the woman hating? I see you in every one of these threads and honestly it's just kinda strange.
>>344951873
Probably not the same person. Homos don't typically appreciate hetshitters and biscum butting their way into homo threads.
>>344951750
huh. looks like they're taking some cues from the souls series. good to see.
>>344905119
this is a flatchested girl
>>344946418
>I missed ops post
Like...what were you actually expecting. Did you forget that link faggotry and spoiler abuse didn't just start in the first post, it was LITERALLY op. I know we call op a faggot always, but in this case I don't see how you could of thought this thread would ACTUALLY be about anything else. Like, really. "Oh boy a thread about armor options in the new zelda!"? "Oh a thread about minimal gear runs!"
>>344950064
>that running attack
>>344951959
>hammer doesn't cut grass
>>344950346
I'm still blown away by the hips they gave him. They seem way too wide.
>>344951425
Oh man like all the other beta gameplay from other games, that needed up better then the beta
Like
And
And don't forget the classic
Did we mention
>>344952169
how many of these type encounters did they say there were?
because this would really help to flesh out the world.
I never felt things like xenoblade were overwhelming because you'd have these incredibly powerful enemies either blocking your path or just sitting there, ready for whenever you got powerful enough, to test your skills.
>>344951530
blame the Wii U's shit sales
>>344951223
hopefully. The guess is for sometime in september.
>>344951873
>every gay person that tells straights to fuck off in homo threads is the same person
>>344952027
no it's a wide-hipped twink
>>344952434
and nx is supposed to fix whatever was wrong with the wiiu? let's assume for a second it wasn't just poor branding/marketing. maybe people just don't want an underpowered turd of a console. they already have phones for casual stuff.
>>344952254
>>344952359
>>344952459
THE HYPE IS KILLING ME.
>>344952014
Yeah but it's just taking it to a weird extreme. Like I can understand wanting to fuck cute boys but the bashing on women is just extreme. Like they're just people like everyone else. Some are awesome some suck just like every other type of person out there. The fact that they're targeting just women is weird.
>>344952473
Not my fault if they all type the same
>>344952758
They're always physically revolting, no matter what their personality is like. They simply don't belong in threads like this, and neither do people who have taste bad enough to like them. That anon is 100% right.
>>344952579
>hurr durr we know what the wii u is
we literally have no clue what it is yet
>>344953062
See this is the shit I'm talking about. You guys seem to be completely unable to see that others could find different things appealing. Like for example as a large hairy man I would never fuck another large hairy man because that would be weird but there are others who would be super into that. Personally if I were to fuck a guy I'd find the girliest most feminine guy I could find, but some would say whats the point just fuck a girl. No one is wrong for who they want to fuck.
>>344952758
Defending women is weirder, honestly. Nobody likes pathetic white knights.
>>344953510
>No one is wrong for who they want to fuck
Yes, they absolutely are. Love only exists between men. Anybody that likes women has failed as a person.
>>344953537
I'm not white knighting, I just think writing of an entire gender simply for being born the way they are is weird. Judge them on their character you know.
>>344953716
Have you ever even experienced love?
>great zelda u/cute link thread devolves into discussion of human relations
fucks sake /v/
>>344954017
Hetshitters ruin everything, as usual.
>>344954168
Nigga don't you turn this on us. This thread would have been fine if people just posted pictures of cute. You're the assholes who sperg out if anything that doesn't cater to you is posted.
>>344953992
Nobody is saying kill all women. They're saying that they're disgusting and don't belong in this thread. Which is true on both counts. So please stick to discussing cute boys or take your godawful taste elsewhere.
>>344954375
Fuck off hetscum.
>>344954375
>white knights in a gay thread
>complains when people tell him to fuck off
Just get out.
>>344954375
This is a thread about Link, people should stick with that. Of course femshitters cant help but try and include repulsive vaginas and shit into it as well, even worse trying to make it into their personal soapbox for defending women on the internet.
>>344954551
>Link is only for the gays
Have you seen his hips? Those are some birthing hips right there.
>>344954730
Breeders are repulsive. Kill yourself.
>>344954730
Link can not be impregnated
>>344954389
I guess I've just never experienced a gay person who so adamantly thought women were disgusting that it's kinda throwing me off. Most that I know can still see women as attractive even if they don't want to fuck them like how I can see certain guys as attractive without wanting to fuck or be fucked by them. The absolute disavowal of them as being completely disgusting is super foreign to me.
Honestly I feel like you'd see that kinda thing on Tumblr before you'd see it here.
>>344954993
Wouldn't stop me from trying.
>>344954730
This shit is why homos are aggressively telling heteros to fuck off. Just go back to your disgusting axe wounds, nobody here wants to hear about how horrible your taste is. It's not enough to be bombarded with hetshit all day every day, you fucks also have to barge your way in here to ruin what little peace can still be found.
>>344955210
Go back to your own board and post link there if you want faggot. You want to interact with normal people you gotta deal with what normal people want.
>>344954375
>clearly a thread about botw link
>FUCKING FAGGOTS RUINING A GOOD THREAD
nigger cute link IS a good thread. fuck off.
>>344913569
The sound is much more subdued now
>>344955097
No, tumblr is full of body positivity and white knights like you. Women are objectively disgusting. The female form has no art and no beauty and pretty much every homo I've met is able to recognize it because he's not a delusional beta orbiter that thinks defending women on the internet will get him laid.
>>344955312
>heterocucks
>normal people
This thread proves that they're subhuman scum desu.
>>344955312
Link is /v/
>>344955097
Every great artist recognized the superiority of the male form. Women are gross, even to most straight guys. It's no surprise that homos would find them absolutely revolting in every way.
>>344955350
Ok sorry I meant like just the general "All _____ is disgusting". Like I'd expect some militant lesbian to say that about men or some "Woke" black person to say that about whitey. Didn't really expect it from faggots on 4chan.
Also how the fuck would this get me laid? I'm just kinda fascinated by your viewpoint
>>344949947
I'm fucking sorry, but one hit takes all three fucking hearts? Go to hell.
>>344955703
it's a strong enemy, you're not supposed to face them head-on.
>>344950512
so far this just looks like a giant sandbox to dick around in.
meh.
>>344955326
Then post cute link faggot.
>>344955518
And the female form is for fucking. That's not even a question. There's a reason throughout history the men who got fucked were those that were seen as womanly. If you were masculine you were fucking and if you were womanly you were fucked. Girly men aren't real men.
I'll play the 3D games for the first time and only want to try 3 of them
Do I go with OoT, Wind Waker and TP?
>>344909349
it's the new buzzward
>>344955703
That one's kind of a boss enemy sort of.
>>344951425
The same? But the framerate will likely be improved.
>>344916673
Also, dem hips. If they make it so you can make him almost all the way naked, I will love this. And I am so surprised they made him like a fem boy.
>>344955826
>Then post cute link faggot.
sure, now go fuck off to your own thread
>>344922426
MALE
POWER
FANTASY
>>344952045
It's nice. I wanna see the version for swords and 2-handers. Also I don't think we've seen the spear's jumping attack.
I hope there are more weapon types in the full game.
>>344955703
I know. only 3?
bullshit. he's not even wearing armor.
>>344955841
Yeah that's a good selection. MM does some cool things but the fact that it's so different it kinda doesn't feel like a LoZ game so playing to see what the games are like is a bad idea.
>>344955772
there are dungeons and a main quest line
But I think botw stands out for being more interactive than the usual sandbox
>>344955894
I'm here for cute link. Just not the faggot talk. You wanna talk fag go to /y/
>>344956151
not skyrim.
>>344956279
I was mostly talking about the environments, which look significantly more interactive than skyrim's.
>>344956187
But Link and fag talk go hand in hand.
>>344956382
not really. looks like it's full of things you'll do once or twice.
>>344956446
Fag talk leads to problems. Leave it out and just post cute. Doesn't matter what.
>>344956573
hat looks so dumb now.
>>344956043
I disagree entirely, MM is cream of the crop. OoT is plenty of traditional Zelda.
>>344956501
Not sure you understood what I was saying. My point is that objects in the environment have more ways to interact with them than typical open world games. Fuck, look at trees alone. In botw you can
>climb them
>harvest fruit from them
>cut them into kindling
>chop them down on top of enemies
>use them to cross crevasses or roll them down a slope and try to stay on them scooby-doo style
>ride them across rivers
>launch them hundreds of feet with stasis
How many ways can you interact with a tree in skyrim?
>>344956743
That's what I mean. If they're trying to know what 3d LoZ is like OoT is exactly what he should play.
>>344956567
If anything it's straight shit that does, but we can agree more Link is always best.
>>344956908
I'd still encourage him to try MM after, it's a great follow-up.
Self_cest age_difference
>>344956567
Fag talk is the solution to the hetero plague.
>>344957032
Oh yeah. Well I mean they're all worth a play. Even SS simply for the story. But if they wanted to only play three OoT, WW, and TP are probably the bast choices.
>>344952021
wat
>>344957195
>Even SS simply for the story.
Nope, SS is straight-up garbage, from Story to gameplay to atmosphere and everything else.
>>344956901
B-but the mountains.
>>344957260
what?
>>344957283
Eh I liked it. Characters were nice, End boss fight was cool, and I actually liked the controls. Not the best LoZ game but it was fun.
>>344952369
They didn't say, but I think we can assume a few. There's the guardians too
>>344956901
wouldn't know.
never played it.
>>344957283
No it wasn't.
>>344957283
I consider myself a pretty lenient zeldafag but jesus christ on a handstick, SS is bad. Characters are all generic stereotypes with very basic (if any) arcs and the whole thing feels very anime-ish in a bad way. On top of that the way the world is introduced washes away the air of mystery as it feels like you're dropping into a Mario 64 level, not a new region. The way everything is walled off also hurts immersion.
On top of that the gameplay is the most simplistic of the series which requires you wait the longest due to the simon-says enemy designs and the final boss is literally "NON GANON ORIGINAL OC DONUT STEEL"
fuck skyward sword
>>344957283
Agreed. Art style especially was horrible.
>>344957645
Which enemies make you wait?
I just remember those eyes that made you spin the sword, and they're just in one place.
>>344956901
this is gonna be TPP all over again.
everyone will have stories, just the same 4-5 ones, over and over.
>>344957283
nah, SS was good.
botw just looks empty and soulless though. like, there's no story or anything. it's a shitty walking simulator. SS had no fat.
>>344957645
Honestly I don't know if calling the gameplay simplistic is fair considering most LoZ combat is pretty basic already. Can't really remember any enemy that made you wait. Most could be beat by stabbing them instead of slashing them.
>>344957785
Every bokobolin in the game is designed around "DON'T HIT THIS WAY" which forces you to wait thanks to the inaccuracies of the MotionPlus. Basically every enemy in the game follows this design, which slows down combat horrendously
>>344957937
Hips not wide enough.
>>344958103
>inaccuracies of the MotionPlus
sounds like you need to git gud.
>>344958103
Weird, I never had any problems with the controls.
The only time I had to recalibrate was when my retard cousin played it, because he just waggled.
>>344957979
> SS had no fat.
>by-far the most backtracking in the game
>literally reusing the same boss three times
>MULTIPLE BOSSES REUSED IN THE MAIN QUEST
>Goddess Chests literally exist only to pad the game length and give the sky overworld a purpose.
>tadtones
>the worst musical instrument in the series
>giving you a slingshot when it just gets replaced by the bow, again.
there's a lot of fat in SS
>>344922426
But Link is an elf
You know what we to do elves right?
>>344958223
I never said they don't work, but they sure as hell ain't 1:1. Combat is slow and boring thanks to this because Nintendo design every enemy around giving the player 1-2 seconds to wind up an attack before the creature moves again.
It's boring and not the least bit difficult. I only died on the final boss once, only death in the whole game.
>>344958103
Stab them. Most didn't have a guard for their face except like those four armed skeletons. You just had to actually have a working motion controller which seems like it was kinda random whether your worked or not from people say online.
>>344958263
Except you get the bow almost at the end, and the slingshot keeps being somewhat useful even after that.
>>344958243
like I said in the other post, I didn't have issues with the controls, I had issues with the combat. It was samey across the entireity of the game and basically every enemy has the same tactic.
>>344958428
Thrusting never fucking worked for me.
>>344958304
Male elves are essentially women anyway.
>>344958437
> and the slingshot keeps being somewhat useful even after that.
oh please. Give examples or fuck off.
>>344922426
Men are ubermenshen who can handle being sexualized. Women need to be handled carefully lest they are damaged.
>>344958575
It's a slingshot, you use it to shoot pellets at enemies.
>>344957283
I disagree
>>344958715
Completely replaced by the bow. It's not useful after getting it.
>>344957431
How was that webm taking cues from the souls series?
>>344958510
They're completely different. Male elves are attractive, women are completely gross.
>>344958775
you're allowed to.
>>344908551
you can literally make him both of these things?
>>344958850
girl elves are pretty gross most of the time. Only in hentai are they cute and they get fucking raped 90% of the time.
>>344958801
Have fun wasting arrows with the spider clusters then.
>>344899982
I really fucking hope the final game doesn't look like this.
Thats one of the laziest cel shading i've seen.
how come a game from 2008 looks better than this?
>>344958970
nigger how do you miss with arrows
>>344959056
You don't need to miss, why use arrows in shit monsters that die to anything when you can just shoot them with the scattershot?
>>344958956
Girls of all kinds are always disgusting. Hetshitters not welcome.
>>344959035
I think you just might not like cel shading.
That game isn't cel shaded either. It just has a black outline around the character.
>>344922426
Most of those are normal women who don't give a fuck about sjw shit. Most people don't care.
>>344959164
because it's extremely situational and at that point just use the sword.
>>344959035
>cel shading
>gradient shadows
Do any of you retards even know what cel shading is?
>>344908551
>can't make him naked and watch his delicious little twink weewee dangling around as he runs and jumps
stupid Nintendo.
>>344958510
>comparing perfect male beauty to disgusting hags
Consider suicide.
>>344959247
>use sword on enemies out of your reach
So you're just being contrarian for the sake of it.
>>344899982
no, because twinks kill my boner.
>>344958848
it wasn't really. just the game in general.
>>344959356
hey man, you're the one who's clinging to one single time in the game the Bow isn't inherently better than the slingshot in every way.
>>344958801
I hope hookshot is replaced by the bow too. would love rope arrows. I want to be garrett link.
>>344959418
does midna?
>>344958475
>didn't have issues
>inaccuracies with wiimotion plus
sounds like you did, friend.
>>344959536
I'm curious how items are even gonna work in BotW. With the way movement works it seems like the hookshot is gonna be completely unecessary at a certain point since you can climb basically everything.
>>344950929
holy shit.......... imagine what someone might come up with or discover aaaaaaaa
>>344958387
or maybe, just maybe, it's because Zelda games aren't difficult.
>>344959610
They'll probably have chasms with unclimbable sides or something.
>>344951154
HOLY SHIT
>>344959604
>I beat the game and didn't like the controls
>LOL GIT GUD
The controls worked 90% of the time. In most other games I play the controls work 100% of the time. I never died thanks to it, but the combat was clearly dumbed down to make up for that limitation. If you liked playing Simon Says for 20 hours good for you, but I hated it.
>>344959223
>>344959281
Sorry I didnt wasted my life studying graphics design...to me, and to 99% of people, cel shading simply means "cartoonish graphics", I dont give a fuck about "gradient shadows" or shit, the thing is that PoP 08 and Zelda BOTW both look like cartoons, with PoP looking like a much nicer cartoon and made 10 years before
>>344959610
not with limited stamina. maybe you'll get claws to climb with infinite stamina.
>>344959665
>implying that's an excuse for boring combat
It was easy, slow, and tedious. The three holy crimes of gameplay.
>>344959765
> cel shading simply means "cartoonish graphics"
Except that's literally not what it means you dumb faggot.
Cel-Shading is the absence of color gradients
>>344959765
Anon... just because you don't like cel shading doesn't mean the world is going to bend to your will.
For those who like cel shading, this zelda looks good.
>>344959765
Yes, you should be sorry for being retarded and using words you don't understand.
>>344955703
oh no, the game might have a modicum of challenge now. how terrible!
>>344959792
you have consumables that increase and replenish stamina though.
>>344959765
You don't need to study graphic design to know what words mean.
>>344959807
sounds like every Zelda.
The most untapped fetish for women, is watching men work. A ton(dare I say all) women love watching a man do physical labor. And yet, no one exploits this dynamic.
The reason shivering Link is so attractive, isn't necessarily because of his twinkish body. It is the fact that shivering is a clear indicator that Link is working, and NEEDS something. He needs warmth, which women can provide.
Working hot in the sun? Women can provide drinks.
Putting a lot of strain on your back lifting? Women can provide massages.
Got dirty digging in dirt? Women can draw you a bath.
Hungry after a long shift? Women can cook for you.
The attractive aspects of a man for a woman, are things that give her the idea that he works hard, and that she is able to provide him what he needs to continue working hard. They have to be able to SEE the man working though.
So basically, it's the fact that the girls have the coat at the ready to put on the shivering Link, which makes him so attractive. They indulge though, and watch him shiver for quite some time before comforting him.
Anyway, the point is: Why don't people tap into this more? Why don't more games fetishize men at labor?
>>344959962
well I'm sure you'll get something that will help you breathe underwater later too. these will probably have specific use cases. or maybe dual clawshots, like spiderman.
>>344960061
>Why don't people tap into this more? Why don't more games fetishize men at labor?
There's an entire subgenre of erotica dedicated to this anon.
>>344959549
That's not Midna.
>>344960119
What are you referring to? Novels? What about everything else? You rarely see it in other media.
>>344960135
but it is anon
>>344959882
IDGAF, looks like a cartoon to me.
>>344959907
So even if that what it means, what kept nintendo from making it look in the style of PoP? If they wanted to go with a cartoonish vibe, its clear that they could do it without making it look like ass. If it really look like ass because lack of color gradients, couldn't they just, you know, add color gradients and draw an outline on characters and enviroments to give the impression of cartoonish graphics?
>>344959920
>>344959987
>Looks at the time
nice samefagging
Who is the biggest fuccboi?
Link, Tails, or Klonoa?
>>344960329
That's Midna, what you just posted. The previous girl isn't Midna.
>>344960346
>it looks like ass
That's your opinion. Most people ITT think it looks great. How did you end up on an anime site if you think lack of gradients looks bad?
>>344958510
And what do we do with female elves?
>>344960251
You see men shirtless all the time in media to pander towards women. Hell, Chris Hemsworth in that new piece of shit ghostbusters movie is literally there to be eye candy.
There's 2 entire movies about male strippers that were massively successful for chrissakes.
I wonder how much link porn is done by women.
>>344959907
Sorry anon but breath of the wild's graphics truly look bad even for a cel shaded game, do not try to excuse the unexcusable. Its just nintendo being nintendo.
>>344960405
Where the fuck were you when I had a Klonoa thread going on!?
jet set radio is the only series to get cel shading right
>>344960592
when was it?
>>344960721
pretty flat-chested with toned muscles for a girl.
>>344960536
hopefully a lot
>>344960721
It makes self hating bisexuals feel better about themselves.
>>344960484
Who are "Mosts"? you're literally the only guy who thinks it looks good.
Pic related a REAL cel shaded games that look ages beyond breath of wild
>>344960793
more real cel shaded goodies
Still think zelda (A game that hasnt even come out yet) looks better than this?
>>344960793
to be fair fighting games look way better than most other games due to increased resources for models and animations and whatnot.
why is he so perfect
>>344960518
Imma need more examples than Ghostbusters and Magic Mike. I feel like men doing work could be on par with things like girls gone wild. You could probably package scenes of men working and sell it to women. Or make a whole genre surrounding it like those booby anime for men.
>>344960884
>gradients
>cell shaded
nigger we just talked about this
>>344899982
Thanks for helping me come to terms with the fact that I want to fuck Link, /v/.
>>344960954
He's not real
Makes sense that only faggots like playing Legend of Zelda.
>>344960884
While the naruto game looks better, that doesn't change that zelda looks good.
Stop trying to pathetically be "right." The game doesn't have to the best thing ever for it to
>look great
In other words, consider that seeing things in black and white is the sign of a personality disorder such as autism or borderline.
>>344960884
that look like dogshit.
Pic related : a FUCKING korean f2P mmo working on a fucking Thinkpad T400.
>>344960992
It exists man, and it's not uncommon. If you want to find it so bad, google it. It's not difficult to find.
This isn't fucking penis expansion, it's normal for girls to like the scent of a man's sweat or his body being drenched. Hell I have pictures of link like that.
>>344960061
>The attractive aspects of a man for a woman, are things that give her the idea that he works hard, and that she is able to provide him what he needs to continue working hard. They have to be able to SEE the man working though.
As a femanon, this is semi-right. But I don't see this particular Link as that kind of alpha working man. More like some kind of son I need to mother.
This Link racks up maternal instincts for me more than anything else.
>>344959035
1. That's not cel shading.
2. You can't climb that mountain. You'll never get close enough to it to see how crappy the texture looks up close.
3. Notice how when more enemies appear on screen, the scenes are carefully constructed so that you only have a limited view, or the environment is smaller, or there are very few background elements. That game uses a lot of tricks to disguise it's limitations.
>>344960994
Both NUNS2 and DQVII are *true* cel shaded games anon, it seems you do not actually know what cel shading is.
>>344961178
That actually doesn't bother me too much, if he was real he'd be out of my league anyway tbph.
>>344961414
cel shading is the absence of gradients. If you see a gradient in your game, it's not cel shaded. Not hard anon.
>>344959765
PoP wasn't open world, the environments were way smaller
>>344961210
Its a game from 2004 m8 and it looks better than zelda.
>>344961398
PoP 08 is not real cel shading but it still looks pretty good. I dont understand your post. if you cant see the ugly parts, why would you even complain about them? The thing is taht the game looks like eye candy 99% of the time.
>>344961218
You can literally find anything on the internet. The fact that you can find it, does not mean it's equally as prevalent as other subjects.
>>344961372
Same difference really. He's still your "little man", as I've heard mothers describe to me. One new mom got really serious with me, and told me how she felt liker her children(twins) were her men. Not in a creepy way. But in this weird emotional way I probably can't understand because I'm a man.
>all of these faggots screaming and raging at the most retarded shit
And that's why no one takes us seriously. You dipshits are half of the reason we're persecuted so much, you need to stop being fucking drama queens.
>>344961494
I dont think you actually know what a color gradient is if you think any of those 2 games has them
>>344961686
>The fact that you can find it, does not mean it's equally as prevalent as other subjects.
Never claimed it was. But anon it's not exactly unpopular. Porn is extremely varied, only really niche stuff is tough to find.
>>344961778
Dude, just look at his coat. It's orange that fades to one color. The trees fade between colors. The grass fades between colors. His fucking hair fades between dark and light brown.
Get your eyes checked.
>>344961732
How are we persecuted?
Do people get lynched for browsing /v/?
>>344961686
>But in this weird emotional way I probably can't understand because I'm a man.
Nah, men have the same thing to an extent. They're called daddy's little girls for a reason.
But basically men and women have these very weird and strong parental bonds going on with younger people of the opposite sex. Definitely not sexual but completely emotional, whether it's their own kid or not.
>>344961732
pretty sure it's just one guy mang.
>>344961514
>if you cant see the ugly parts, why would you even complain about them?
Because you are comparing it to a game that gives you total freedom. In PoP08, a distance object can use less polygons, and lower resolution textures. Because of the distance, you wouldn't notice. But in an open world game, the player can go to that distant object, go into first person mode and zoom in super close. The open world game needs to create the high poly model when it's up close, then the slightly less detailed model when it's at a mid range distance, and the shitty model for when it's at a far distance.
The developer of the older game have the benefit of never having to worry what the object looks like up close, so their development is expedited, and they can focus on objects in the scene that the player can actually see close up.
>>344961936
As social creatures, we have an instinct to protect younger people.
>>344961686
>You can literally find anything on the internet
Not entirely true, unfortunately.
>>344961891
As I thought, you dont actually know what a color gradient is.
A color gradient is when colors smoothly change because of typical lighting.
What you see in that pic isnt the case, all of those spots with different colors appear as different blocks or "sections" as if they were painted manually (like a cartoon's highlights)
Thats literally what cel shading is, but you seem to think that it means simply having "Uniform coloring"; so I guess you think wind waker isnt cel shaded because link's tunic also has some darker spots
>>344961732
Shut up.
>>344961794
Niche stuff is not tough to find. That's my problem with your argument. because I can go find a thousand diaper fur images right now, and be like "see... it's not unpopular. this stuff gets drawn all the time."
I'm measuring mostly on how large the audience for that form of media is, compared to the industry there is for it.
Like, girls showing their titties was so popular for men, that you could just sell a video tape of that alone, and it was hugely successful. I feel like men working should be at that level.
>>344962120
What's the thing your "marginalized" ass can't find online?
>>344961891
>>344962176
More examples
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Quest_VIII:_Journey_of_the_Cursed_King
">Dragon quest VIII uses cel shading for its character textures and scenaries"
>>344961936
Fair enough. But clearly there is a sexual element with Link and *other* girls. Maybe you're not the one who wants to suck his twink prick. But so many other women want to.
>>344962273
Why should i tell you're needlessly hostile ass, ass?
>>344962273
Isn't that scott pilgrim ps3 game impossible to find now due to being niche, digital only, and taken down on a locked system?
>>344962482
I'm only teasing. I only want to see if it's something I can mock you for. But not in a malicious way. Just to fuck around.
I'm into herm cuckolding/cheating and read through all the good material on the internet. Fucking sucks, because no one makes good shit anymore.
new thread?
>>344961732
>the second they stopped hetshitters started dumping midna and talking about other hetshit
They have every right to be upset. Straights need to fuck off and stay fucked off.
>>344962596
I hope whoever makes it, is smart enough to make the OP about video games, and noT
>HURR POST MORE SEXY LINK PICTURES.
Because that would result in a quick deletion.
>>344962183
>Niche stuff is not tough to find.
You literally don't know what you're talking about.
Find me cock expansion, that stuff is niche as fuck.
>>344961494
>>344961891
Nigga are you fucking kidding me dragon quest viii is used all the fucking time as a prime example of real cel shaded games
>>344962794
Alright, your special snowflake fetish is probably hard to find. There are degrees of niche. It's relative.
>>344962587shotadomcan be quite hard to find, can count the amount of good material on one hand.
>>344963040
But my point is that sweat working men aren't niche, because it's easy to find.
>>344962794
just look for flacid and erection instead with hypercock, dummy
>>344963354
shindol
>>344963186
America is nearly 320 million people. If there is something that only entertains 0.5% of the population, then you're still looking at 1.6 million people with a shared interest. It's niche, but relatively speaking, there is still a market there, and thus people make content for it.
Conversely, there's something that entertains nearly 50% of the population, and the content for it does not properly match the market.
>>344963424
>hypercock
this ruins it. Hyper is unboner for me. Penis expansion specifically goes from normal to large size.
