>they think they can stop Pokemon Go
>No chance
it'll die out in a few weeks like all the other overhyped fotm shit
>he doesn't have Gastly spot for him while lifting
>>344898346
Is that Benoit's ghost?
>>344898640
How can it spot without arms?
>>344898493
Ghosts don't die, anon. It's a ghost.
>>344899260
How can you lift weights if your eyes aren't real?
>>344898346
This was at Monday night RAW
>>344899138
vince didn't murder benoit. that's owen hart
Wait a minute... that ghost?
Vince just hates ghosts due to all the wrestlers he's murdered through shoddy business practices.
>>344898346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFQcmt1MRdM
![HCX59jCxRE-6[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XIy5CLO.png "HCX59jCxRE-6[1].png")
>>344899764
>>344900042
>>344899334
How are you reading this if you're deaf?
>>344900279
oh boy, software that blocks me from seeing the thing i just googled
now all i need is a device that prevents me from getting burnt when i stick my cock in the toaster
>>344900819
rubber pants?
>>344900260
Why would he murder wrestlers?
>>344901964
if he allowed the hart family or the guererro family to prosper unimpeded, their influence in the wrestling world might rival the mcmahons.
they're the corleones of the wrestling world.
>>344902127
Then don't pull out your phone,
if you are so bothered by it you attention seeking piece of shit.
>>344902127
>played Go in the holocaust museum
>is offended at the game
lol
>>344902127
>>344903186
>>344903352
koffing spews poisonous gas
people were killed by poisonous gas (zyclon b) in the holocaust
there was a koffing in the holocaust museum
this is ironic
>>344903961
inb4 pol
>>344904156
XD
Nomies will drop it the second they add Hoenn mon.
>>344903961
They're the ones playing Go in a holocaust museum, they should be offended at themselves before the game
>>344903961
>>344904156
Gb2 >>>/po/
>>344904209
>>344898493
Just like Angry birds
>>344904156
>He doesn't
>>344900406
/v/ really makes you think
>>344904341
That first post had nothing to do with /pol/ and the second one is an obvious joke.
>>344904213
As they should, all gens past 1 are objectivley shit.
Debate me.
>>344904341
Is this you?
>>344904528
SJW don't care and are mentally retarded.
Think of a parrot only trained to use ''>>>/pol/'' when seeing something abnormal.
I mean shit I've seen /r9k/ and /sp/ posts get told to get back to /pol/.
Even /qa/ is getting sick of anti-/pol/ posters.
I hate this because normies are going to get bored of it after a week and everyone else is going to hate for ever being so popular.
>>344904591
nostalgia
>>344904757
The same can be said of your favorite gen.
So, no u.
>>344904873
I don't have a favorite
Is it his eyes, when you look at him?
GOTTA MAKE MACHAMP LOOK STRONG DAMMIT
>>344905139
People love it because of the Pokemon wrapper. That's it. It's a shit game, but omg Pikamans
>>344905038
Being indecisive is a sign of weakness. Pick a side or gtfo.
>>344898346
>Using CIA app
>>344905139
fuck off randy you gravy tugboat
The game itself is super shallow, it's just a collect-athon. But it's the AR aspect that has made it so successful. I love walking around and seeing other people playing, meeting people at pokestops and shooting the shit. All the goofy ass memes that have come out of it.
It's good fun. It'll be forgotten in a month, but I'm enjoying it while it lasts.
>>344905301
>Not liking CIA
>>344905126
Ziggler such a jobber he gets pinned by a Poliwag
>>344900279
If you're tired of seeing PGO references you should go outside.
:^)
>>344905280
I dislike gen 5 but the others are fine
>>344898346
can someone tell me why the fuck a 70+ year old is still weight lifting. isnt that sad
>>344902127
>Koffing
>Holocaust
Look, there's two things in that museum that are pretending to be real!
>>344905813
Staying healthy is sad?
>>344905813
He's more jacked than you you little faggot
>>344905126
i miss wrestlers that drank whiskey all night and injected steroids into their eyeballs
these guys may as well be scrapbooking on pinterest
>>344902127
>>344905813
>fit and rich
dude is going to live to like 100
>>344905813
Sad? whats sad is how hard he can kick your ass
>>344906132
>>344905958
His back is gross
>>344905958
It looks like he has a tumour in his back.
Who is going?
>>344904156
>>344904356
>>344905301
Poor CIA, 60 fucking years of getting their ass kicked by the KGB just to make sure you could grow up in a free country and the second you get out of highschool you turn on them like this. I hope your ashamed of yourself, they have given up everything to protect you and you have done nothing for them but be condescending and disrespectful.
SHAME!
>>344898346
>>344899260
Ghost pokemon can learn psychic attacks, so i presume they can do telekinesis
>people still believe the holocaust meme
just comare the doors of an actual gas chamber to that of a death camp
>>344898493
Yeah just like candy crush...oh wait
>>344905301
pic related is you
>>344905126
fuck off randy
>>344904607
You know, if you're going to try to make a fake tweet to get your /pol/ buddies riled up, you should make sure it's under 140 characters.
>>344905813
>Not wanting to be fit and healthy
You're never gonna make it brah
>vince selling out to pokeyman
this can't be real
>>344898346
It's funny because Vince McMahon is basically the most out of touch old fuck there is.
>>344907386
Isn't current tweet character limit at 200 or 500?
>Playing last night, decided to use my only scent attract to make pokemon come to me
>Have a fucking Arcanine show up in my bedroom
Just how rare are legendaries? I ran into someone saying Arcanine is hard as fuck to find
>>344898493
It is a free mobile game. That is highly unlikely. Especially when they are going to keep adding the great updates like battling and trading. The game is only going up.Unless the rumor mill is right when Nintendo plans to allow broken and retarded updates like S/M import pokemon features to GO. Quite honestly if this game starts to suck, it is 1000% Nintendo's fault.
>>344907629
>>344907674
it's 140.
>>344907709
In what universe is Arcanine a legendary?
>>344902127
How can there be a holocaust museum? Would it just be an empty building?
>>344903961
>ironic
I don't think you know what irony is.
That's just fucking coincidence
>>344907804
The Pokedex universe
>>344907746
What is happening in this webm
>>344907804
The pokedex in pokemon go lists him as a legendary.
>>344907804
It is at this point you should realize that your fellow /v/irgins are a generation younger than you
>>344898493
AHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHA check this delusion
>If I don't like le epic normie game for normies it's le overhyped xD
kys
>>344907904
>>344907978
That's retarded.
>>344907983
He's literally listed as legendary in pokemon go retard
>>344907532
>this is worse than selling out to komen or mountain dew
nigga please
>>344907815
>>344899586
Yee
>>344908063
>>344898346
/vp/ please
>>344908149
Sorry, genwunner for life here. I don't even use a smartphone
>>344907974
Titus O Neil grabs Vinces arm to dick around after a very emotional goodbye ceremony and VInce tries to fight a nig
Titus almost got fucking fired over it. Shit was retarded
>>344908149
Isn't that just the species name, like how Pidgey is "Tiny Bird Pokemon"?
>>344908149
But this is bullshit Arcanine was never a legendary in any imaginable lore. Why would they do it?
>>344905813
He's the modern day Jack LeLanne
>>344907746
he's lucky he's black, a white guy would have gotten future endeavored without a race card to play
>>344907974
spooky jim grabs his 70 year old boss and tells him to let his daughter go first
70 year old boss doesn't like being grabbed and told what to do by spooky jim, spooky jim gets suspended
>>344908275
Arcanine was the GOAT Fire type in gen1
http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/059.shtml
>>344907618
Why do you care what motivates people?
You should be happy that people are getting healthy regardless if it's because of a stupid game or not.
If anything it'll ease them into health and fitness. Grow the fuck up.
>tfw went out to catch Pokemon
>got mistaken for a girl many times
I should cut my hair and work out.
>>344907804
he has always been, along with the bird trio
>>344899138
kek
>>344899138
It's Eddie Guerrero
>>344908339
Why would there be a need for damage control? I'm having the most fun I've had in years. I guess people suffering from aspergers probably wouldn't get the same fun out of social interaction and video games.
:)
>>344898346
literally MLP 2.0
>>>/vp/
>>344908556
>:)
savage
>>344907729
I think the middle ground is correct for this game.
It will probably die off a bit with in the next month, maybe 1/3 of the player base will be playing by the end of september with boosts in popularity around updates, but if it can keep up 1/5 of the popularity it has now by this time next year I would still think it is the most successful mobile game ever made.and probably more culturally relevant than the original Red and Blue
>>344908413
Still wasn't a legendary pokemon, because you could get more than one. Which used to be the definition of a legendary pokemon
Hey, buddy, I think you've got the wrong door. The graveyard's two blocks down.
>>344908463
>Anime
>Canon
You think the main character in RGBY is Ash, don't you?
>>344902127
I'm Jewish and I laughed.
>>344908310
>>344908408
Got a video? and did he really almost get suspended for that? Wow that's dumb.
>>344898346
I have seen literally hundreds of people playing the game today. It is getting bigger. There were 20 people groups under certain pokestops with lure. Groups of nerds were powergrinding with mobile chargers and shit. Literally every corner has someone playing pokemon go. Holy fucking shit.I finally caught a dratini th
>>344907978
In Pokémon Emergency!, Arcanine was one of the four legendary Pokémon on the tablet at the Viridian City Pokémon Center. Despite not actually being a Legendary Pokémon, this may reflect its species description as the "Legendary" Pokémon. An Arcanine was seen in a fantasy in The Rivalry Revival.
>>344899586
The future is now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIVgSuuUTwQ
The vast majority of people who don't like Pokemon Go are people who (1) have never played Pokemon or (2) don't leave their home enough to actually get any use out of the game, so they shit post on /v/.
Prove me wrong.
>>344908794
its just (2), cause people who never played pokemon still like it
>>344908707
>did he really almost get suspended for that?
he DID get suspended. for 90 days. but they cut it down to 60 because raysissm
>just started playing
Is it normal for pokemon to just randomly appear inside your house? I thought the whole point of the game was to force you to walk around outside.
>>344906886
So what did the Nazis do in WW2?
And were they gay like the popular theory states?
>>344908707
That WEBM is all that happened. Literally thats it. Vince is a fucking lunatic
They editied it out of the broadcast (As it originally happened live)
Her is the moments before video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knMNvOvqG7Q
>>344908794
I'm number 2 because I don't have friends, except I'm not shitposting . It's not a good game if it requires friends and socializing.
>>344907804
>In what universe is Arcanine a legendary?
Since literally the first game.
>>344904156
Antisemittisme
>>344908786
Do you honestly think everyone on /v/ has aspergers like you do?
>>344908921
That's not what legendary means you dingus.
>>344908848
yeah, I think most people who hate the game fall into this category. Pokemon Go is their apple
>>344908707
Hey next time your boss walks by grab his arm and try to yank him back.
>>344908149
That's just his species name. Leave it to a normie GO player to not know this and call others retarded.
nintendo might do a lot of stupid shit sometimes
but pokemon go is the first mobile game I enjoy
also, its free exercise. win/win as a /fit/ guy
is it true that vince is batshit insane?
remember to sage /vp/ threads
>>344906886
You know, autistic people like you would have been sent to the concentration camps, along with people who like traps.
>>344909049
Yes.
>>344909005
So what does it mean you donut?
>>344908662
>You think the main character in RGBY is Ash, don't you?
No his real name is Coby, I bet you think the rival is named Blue instead of Ass, don't you?
>>344898346
>mfw there were ghastly near me today and I couldn't get one to appear
Fuuuuu
>>344909125
why
>>344909141
Automatically banned from tournaments.
I don't know what the fuck else.
>>344899719
explain pic pls
>1gb data plan is $50 canuckbucks/month and that is way over my current budget
>Cheapest plan is $30/month but has a 100mb data cap
>GO can use anywhere between 10-50mb a day
>Can't afford a sub $200 chink phone currently anyway
>It'll take a month to get her anyway
>Due to circumstances outside of my control I physically won't be able to work for another ~3-4 months and the game will be dead by then
Looks like I'll be missing out on everything like always ;_;
>>344909076
you dont need to use the cash shop like a pleb
for me it's 100% free and im happy.
using geotags in a game is pretty clever, it's a good concept
>>344908460
No. Go full on trap.post pics
>>344909049
Of course, think about all the things that have happened in WWE. Take this, for example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlpSsklsq2s
Everything goes through Vince, when a booker makes something, he will almost always tweak it at least a little, he very well could have come up with this entire angle by himself.
>>344908860
>>344908913
Damn sad to see him go.
>>344909029
I've fucked around with my boss back in my retail days, they didn't mind and were bros about it.
>>344909076
I know for a fact that you haven't played the game and/or have no friends to play with.
Don't pretend that the reason you don't like it is because it's a cash grab (lol?) that uses nostalgia (?)
I can smell your autism from over here.
Also you're definitely fat. This game could be useful for you.
>>344909049
if i'd been involved with murders since at least 1983, nearly went to jail for distributing steroids, had to run a massive company, and didn't smoke or drink i'd be a nutcase too
>>344906132
>money related pokemon
>in israel
..oh
>>344909208
>Phione banned from tournaments
I can pull classifications out of my dick too.
I work on a military base.
Two retards jumped a fence today and almost got shot.
Don't do that.
>>344909194
I will thanks LOL.
Are you threatening me with fun? That's fucking savage man you sure showed me!
Have fun being a little mad faggot while everyone aside from you and a few autists from /v/ have fun.
>>344909261
The people behind GO did use geotags in a game before (ingress)
>>344906886
Is there anything I could look at that would be an interesting case towards the holocaust not happening
Or is it special snowflake knowledge so you may be more enlightened than me at all times
>>344909279
I'm flattered by your compliments but trust me you trap lovers are in the minority here. Nobody in my area would like an androgynous guy.
They keep on talking about Pokemon Go even on various radio stations where I live. How do you escape it?
it's just crazy
was getting a coffee and saw some cute girl catching pokemon
this might be the best ice breaker ever for nerds/geeks
>>344909301
>Damn sad to see him go.
not really, they pushed a bunch of new talent while he was gone. he's already come back and had a championship match.
>>344909301
>Damn sad to see him go.
Titus has been back for months now.
>>344909457
You wait until the next meme game comes out, and then you get to hear about the millions of normies who have flocked to that.
>>344909431
the game also makes traditionally boring spots interesting
and makes other areas more interesting
play games and get exercise while doing it (I know walking isnt intensive but it adds up), whats not to love?
>>344909503
not Titus
>>344898346
>gym
>not full of fighting pokemon
one job nintendo
>>344909435
All I know is that there are a bunch of pics taken at the camps during the war which were preserved so that future generations can be taught about the event.
>>344909034
>his species name is legendary
That's definitely not fucking retarded anon
>>344909462
I'll be playing it later today with my m8s thanks for being so concerned.
The servers are to be expected rofl.. How many massive games like this come out perfect by release?
Stay lonely
Stay mad
Stay fat
>>344908336
I'm guessing they did it to make more legendaries, since the actual legendary birds and mew/mewtwo will be incredibly fucking rare
>>344908335
I doubt it, when he showed up for me his cp was ??? until I caught him
>>344909194
>That one aspy who has to tell everyone he's doing the opposite of everyone else
You sure showed us by not playing a free game. Is it a mobility issue for you Boogie?
![250px-062Poliwrath[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/TKnOCL2.jpg "250px-062Poliwrath[1].png")
>>344905126
Is it easy to get a Poliwrath in GO?
It's my favorite gen 1 mon and I plan to make it my main dude when I get my new phone and the game
>>344898346
That's a Pokemon GhOst.
>>344909783
So why don't you like the game again? It's not perfect but it's a lot better and a lot more fun than I thought it would be.
>>344898493
It'll die down after awhile but if Nintendo is smart as soon as it starts dying down they'll incorporate trainer battling and/or gen 2 pokemon. That'll revive it again.
NEETs and sonyggers are just furious because it's an insanely succesful game which requires you to go outside
>>344909976
you need friends for it.
I just want a game where you candate Pokemon.
>>344909902
Poliwags and poliwhirls are uncommon but not rare if you live by a beach/body of water
>>344909902
I play casually (I know some folks who are at level 20 and have dozens of high level, fully evolved Pokes) and I caught a Poliwhirl with ease. Evolving it will be work, but there are ways to play to get what you need to evolve it. So, not terribly easy, but not impossible.
>>344909035
>/fit/ guy
>needs some bullshit pokemon app to get "free exercise" in the form of walking
kek /fit/ indeed
>>344909435
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocaust_denial
>>344909597
Who are we talking about?
>>344909902
>catch a poliwag, because you'll never find a whirl at low levels
>catch more poliwags to mill down for "poliwag candy" so you can evolve poliwag
>catch more poliwags to mill down for "poliwag candy" so you can evolve your poliwhirl
>now you have a poliwhirl you can put in a gym and ignore forever
It's a super good game you guys.
>>344910064
It wouldn't be good anyways. Just stick to stories and pictures.
>tfw I found an alakazam
>I couldn't catch it at all
it was fucking red circle or something holy shit I was pissed.
>>344909941
xD
>not lifting weights with a machop
>>344898346
Anyone try running it on older phones like Galaxy S2. I am poor.
>>344910040
And?
>>344910191
It is free and it can be played without spending a single dime. Yes, FREE. These games make money off retards with problems, not normal people with the self restrain and common sense to not waste money on virtual collections. Stop being such an obnoxious contrarian turd
>>344910525
>That's how much longer it's gonna last anyway.
So about as long as overwatch?
>>344910649
That's bad.
>>344910428
It runs on mine.
>>344910525
get a load of this edgelord
>>344910525
i was gonna post something like that in reply to your 2edgy4now87thatswhaticalledgy
>>344910761
So make some?
>>344910525
No, you'd get banned for that instead
>>344898493
This.
It's like Miitomo, it's just a novelty because it's a companies first foray in to mobile but the game has basically no content at all to keep people hooked.
>>344898493
Stop with these delusions.
>>344904156
The holocaust didn't happen. I know because of this internet article written green on black
>>344910525
>"please ban me", the edgy manchild gigaNEET
>>344910917
You shouldn't need to to have fun with a game.
Question: What distances are we talking about when it comes to footprints? How far approx. is a one footprint pokemon?
>>344904156
You reeled in a lot of people with this one
>>344910525
You can't do anything to ruin the experience without getting banned you fucking fat fuck. The most you can do is go around gyms without actually being there. Congrats, you're autistic. We get it.
>>344910778
If your dog has a nice ass and tits maybe
This game has brought to my attention how retarded my friends are. A kid was eaten by a damn croc two weeks ago and they try to go into a swamp land to look for more Pokemanz.
>>344911016
>holocaust happened, i know because the jews in school said it happened
>>344911070
half a mile
>>344906132
watch out, if it evolves there'll be a persian in office.
>>344907848
I don't think that you know what irony is.
Being a coincidence doesn't mean it can be ironic too.
>>344909049
Would an insane person act like this?
>>344911059
https://www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/health/conditionsandtreatments/asperger-syndrome-and-adults
>>344911174
Nice evidence of the Holocaust being a lie.
Really convincing.
>>344911182
No, but really.
>>344911236
You're on fire today m8 I'll give you an 8.5/10 for today's performance.
>>344911240
So it's a shit game then. Nice.
>>344911236
You're so mentally handicapped, the Nazis would have just gassed you on the spot.
>>344908626
kek. The cultural relevance of red and blue was something you had to be the right age in the right year to experience. We still live in the ripple of what it started, but goddamn what a splash
>>344911289
Nice evidence of the holocaust happening you fucking faggot.
>>344908587
Does what you said mean a damn thing?
>>344911442
https://www.ushmm.org/wlc/mobile/en/article.php?ModuleId=10007271
>>344911289
Burden if proof is on the person making a positive claim you retard.
>>344911172
https://i.imgur.com/DFl4nhi.jpg
>>344905958
hes also on an insane amount of steroids which led to hilarious shit like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVQ82NXe7ws
Is Vince actually playing Pokemon Go? Because that is a galling prospect.
>>344911303
From leddit:
I did a fair amount of testing by gradually moving toward and away from Pokemon locations, marking the two distances on Google Maps, and then using the Measure distance function. With over 200 samples from my local neighbourhood, I'm strongly confident that:
No Footstep: 0m to 40m (the same as the distance you can trigger PokeStations and the like from)
One Footstep: 40m to 75m
Two Footsteps: 75m to 150m
Three Footstep: 150m to 225m
For Americans, that's:
No Footstep: 0ft to 131ft
One Footstep: 131ft to 246ft
Two Footsteps: 246ft to 492ft
Three Footsteps: 492ft to 738ft
>a hulked up sixty year old that runs the biggest wrestling corporation in the world is playing pokemon go
It doesn't Vince's personality
>>344900356
delet this
>>344911541
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Holocaust_denial
>>344911236
Does anyone even find Hitler and holocaust jokes offensive? I have sjw friends who laugh at that shit
atleast try and piss off the new generation of LGQT whatever the fuck it is
>>344908556
>I'm having the most fun I've had in years
With pokemon go? Wow that's just sad
>>344911526
>nuremberg
Fucking lol
>you can't battle other people
DROPPED
>>344898493
Wait till they add gen 2 mons. It'll start ruining the nostalgia factor which is one of the biggest factors to its popularity. Then gen 3 mons will be the coup de grace.
It will be repeat of the of the original poke mania.
When the gen 1 fever goes down and they start adding new pokes, only the people that sticked with the continuing generations will remain.
It'll still be popular but not as it is now. The hype is 80% Genwunner nostalgia.
>>344911729
Ok I exaggerated but you get the idea, faggot.
>>344910189
I went to the mall after my morning workout
just needed an excuse
>>344911565
when i saw this i was like "oh shit i didn't know vince was a secret alcoholic"
>>344911660
neither does having a twitter account. i'm sure he pays somebody else to post on it.
>>344899138
>>344907709
>>344908463
That's not Arcanine though.
>being a part of the botnet
only thing keeping me from playing
>>344911774
Wait really? Whats the point then?
>>344911754
And do you have anything to combat this evidence or are you just a common shitposter?
>>344911754
>nuremberg
Litterally who
>>344908754
That's sad, I thought it was a normie thing.
Now real talk, is this what we have the full version? Or are we getting literally ANY features in the near future of two-three weeks? Because now it looks like shit cobbled together over a weekend.
>>344911874
you solve google capchas on 4chan. you can't be halfway in the botnet
>>344911774
They're adding trading and battles eventually. You think that they wouldn't want to improve and get people to stick around and possibly put more money into the game for the long term?
Opinion DROPPED.
>>344910525
>>344898493
>weeks
People said the same about Angry Birds
>>344911901
Confessions made under torture about 20 million dead jews killed with electric floors don't count as evidence, Schlomo.
>>344909141
There exists only one in any given game. That is the definition of legendary. I can have a whole team of Arcanines. I can't catch more than one Zapdos.
>>344900356
Still on green, but as always keep an eye out for skeletons.
>>344912053
*tips le tinfoil fedora*
>>344911236
Keep it up?
>>344910064
What? They made a pokemon with one of those sticky hand toys?
