Oh shit /v/
You've been visited by AN ALL POWERFUL GAME GENIE. He has chosen to grant you one wish, but there is a catch, You will be cursed to only play one generation of Vidya for the rest of your life, if you so much as choose to rent, stream, or even talk about vidya outside that dimension, your wish will end and your life will be forefeit.
There are three rules.
1. You may not wish for another generation.
2. Your wish cannot be vidya related.
3. You cannot wish for more wishes/become a genie
NOW CHOOSE the genie bellows.
1.) Magnavox Odyssey
2.) Colecovision, Intellivision, Atari
3.) NES, SMS, NEC, Lynx
4.) SNES, GENESIS, Jaguar, PC Engine, Gameboy
5.) N64, PS1, Saturn, Gameboy color
6) Gamecube, PS2, Xbox, Dreamcast, GBA,
7) Wii, PS3, 360, DS, PSP
8) Wii-U, PS4, XBONE, Ouya, 3DS, Vita
9) Games of the future. Nobody knows if they will be good or bad. Should you choose, you will never relive the classics and be doomed to the future.
CHOOSE WISELY.
OH, AND IF ONE OF YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS SO MUCH AS MENTIONS PC... YOU WILL BE ZAPPED ON THE SPOT! NO WISH!
NOW CHOOSE. I GROW WEARY!
>No PC genie
Sorry, I'm not a shitter.
>>344892534
9
I wish to fuck that genie.
>>344892840
/thread
A console genie can only grant wishes at 30FPS, lel
I wish to be happy :(
>>344892534
I wish for less shitty genies
>>344892534
How is he all powerful if he only runs at 30FPS?
>>344892534
I wish for: to have unlimited disposable income, anything I want to buy, I can buy, anything I want to fund, I can fund, no questions asked, no investigations warranted. Unlimited monetary wealth.
And I choose number 9.
>>344892534
>2. Your wish cannot be vidya related.
Gay. I choose not to wish then.
>>344893432
>>344894232
Is this the fruit of the "master race generation?"
9.
Whatever the games of the future are, they will be varied. As hardware gets more powerful the limited capabilities of consoles will matter less and less, and eventually we will transcend the console/PC distinction entirely. At the moment we have more game than power, but that won't last forever.
My wish is to be able to alter my body at will with no limitations and no negative health effects even to the point where alterations that should kill me or at least harm me do not - basically, my "soul" will be detached from my physical form so that no matter what happens to my body I cannot die unless I want to.
With this wish I can achieve... everything.
Nah, thanks tho.
>>344892534
>2. Your wish cannot be vidya related.
>3. You cannot wish for more wishes/become a genie
I wish to have a cock as big or as small as I see fit
I wish all genies were dead.
I mention pc. Please kill me, Pete.
I wish to become a God with the power to create anything.
>tfw no qt3.14 furry fox gf
I wish furry was real.
>>344897897
>gf
>>344898041
I didn't specifically say furry girls. You can take the knot if you want to.
>>344898408
>You can take the knot if you want to.
No, I can't.;_;
>>344892534
I wish for a better genie which can grant me unlimited wishes without such limitations.
Then I wish to keep that genie but forfeit the effects of the other genie of playing other generation of systems.
Then (or perhaps before), I go the paranoid rout of wishing my wishes could only benefit me the way I intended, that I was immortal, that I could make wishes even in a vacuum or if my intellect got damaged in some way, etc. I'd spend days just making sure that I couldn't fuck myself or reality up too much with my wishes, then I'd just forfeit the genie and have myself be able to grant me my own wishes with that in place.
>>344897897
I'm no furry, but I'd wish that those of the fursona/ponyfucker persuasion would turn into their fursonas/ponysonly so we could round them up and put them in camps or shoot them on sight
>>344899274
ur so hardcore dude lol
I wish for complete control over time and I pick games of the future because it is so broad that it will include more games than all previous generations combined
