How very charitable of her majesty to summon us to a social
gathering of prepared foods and open-handed cordiality, regardless
of the immense difference in our societal statuses.
I aspire that her royal highness prepared a plentiful amount
of authentic Italian noodles smothered in tomato paste and garnished
with onions and balls of concentrated hamburger meat!
My fellow portly companion-- Gaze yonder! It's a menacing
memorandum scribbled on a tattered and torn piece of chemically processed mulch.
Harken to me ye nettlesome vexatious laborers of one's occluded sewage waste aqueducts! How much for the flipping Gidrovlicheskiy? Your beloved vegetative sovereignty has been liquidated in a forcible manner, and the aristocratic monarch you resolutely succor has been seized in a physical fashion! Her queenship is now a perennial bedfellow at one of my many diabolical caravansary establishments! I encourage you to attempt to facilitate her rescue in a timely manner! We must ferret out and pinpoint the precise location of our venerated crowned head!
And you must offer unto us your resolute and unwavering
assistance-- Even in the face of irreversible mutilation and
unspeakable tortures; which will no doubt befall you in even the
best of outcomes!
If you identify yourself in necessitation of textual
enlightenment, please differ your deliberations to the encased
circumscribed literature which may be perused at whatever pace
you deem comfortable!
The incongruous timberage imbues tranquility and
placidity in its surroundings.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
ALL TOASTERS
TOAST TOAST
Semblances are often hood-winkling when dastardly
deciduous rapscallions are entangled in such sordid shenanigans!
GAY LUIGI
Hmm... Nice computer you've got here...
At least link the video, OP.
I shall now hop atop your tailpiece and help re-adjust your contorted spinal column and various vertebrates via a series of stomps, as that's what caring siblings do for one another in times
of need.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz_K1Gjrx8c
Gaze to the heaven's, my dearest kins-person-- Apples for a positively scrumptious Scandinavian strudel once we are back at our cozy little completely non-homosexual cottage!
Will you two anal plundering shart shafters stop talking about fruits and European pastries and help me the fuck down from this tree already! I swear to fucking Christ almighty, I'm bringing back the iron maiden and rack tomorrow morning!
How old chumsworth are we to procure the befangled she-devil with the circumvecular pollywobbler in a state of such utter pandemonium?
GET READY TO CAATCH HER
SHE'S NOT COMING DOWN
SHE'S UP THEEEAAARRREEMrTennek was the best
Perhaps there exists a mechanismic protuberance in one of the inner most lodgings. Give me a strapping bonk over the noggin with a bloated fish carcass should such an occurrence arise!
Well, ah-hoo ah-hoo-- It appears I have happened upon the surging source of our electrostatic insufficiencies suffered as of late! You are no doubt aware of the colloquial platitude uttered under such occurrences; in that all crisping apparatuses parch leavened dough to ones dialed in specifications!
O Praise be to the Heavens themselves from my stench-drenched armpits, I finally managed to happen upon a seemingly inoculous and unused bottle of liquified aromatic compounds.
This here no doubt delightful fragrance shuold clear up the fetter of chewing tobacco and rancy sausage rows from my etheral just fiO Holy Fuck This isn't cologne at all, it's a fucking mislabeled bottle filled with an excruciantingly painful combination of pepper-spray and various other highly costly chemicals.
I'm going to look like that fucking guy from Robocop who got covered in toxic slime and hit by a car by the time this goddamn bottle is empty.
>>344891949
where's that from
>>344892243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQDR0Xu5gW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVz7pmdvWE4
