Post yfw you meet someone from the same team
>going outside
>>344886108
>not picking Team Valor
>>344886108
>>344886798
This makes me unconfortable.
>>344886798
>there was more
fuck me
>>344886798
YOU GON LEARN TODAY
>>344886798
any more?
>mystic character is literally kirito edgelord
why would you ever join them, unless you're an autistic 11 year old?
It genuinely pisses me off that Mystic thinks they're the underdog compared to Valor. They're arguably the most popular team. Nothing more bunch of nerds and hipsters who think they're better.
Valor has the most vocal members, but most of them are as normie as you get. Their gyms are usually carried by one or two good people.
I haven't seen enough Instinct people to make a proper generalization. The one's I've met seem to be the most tolerable of the bunch. Some take the underdog thing too far though.
TEAM INSTINCT AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH
What team do girls play on?
>>344889752
The girls I know joined Mystic like fags.
>go to the bar
>see a good friend of mine
>we both are pretty big nerds, but we never bring out power levels
>Don't know if he plays or not, try to be cool about it
>"so have you been seeing all the people playing this game downtown?"
>"yeah it seems like it is pretty popular"
>"yeah..."
>...
>"what team?"
>"instinct?"
>"instinct"
>stop talking about it and go back to normie shit and drinking
>>344886798
It's just like my Japanese porn magazines
>>344890396
>see a good friend of mine
>we both are pretty big nerds, but we never bring out power levels
>Don't know if he plays or not, try to be cool about it
>tfw my circle of friends and I who go outside, regularly bathe, have jobs, some of which are even married and/or have kids are all pretty big nerds, don't give a fuck about hiding power levels, shared the leak link for the download with everyone before PG was properly released, mostly all joined the same team, go out on walks with each other, share new catches with each other, etc.
>>344891290
When we are in a private place we spurg out pretty hard, but this was at a bar so I didn't want to spaz out for his sake.
Team Instinct
I don't meet people on my team
>>344891445
Lol. That's pretty nice of you, anon.
>>344887950
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
>>344888831
>>344891464
>my favorite color is yellow
>>344891786
damn who is dat
>>344891464
Good thing my Uni is majority Instinct / Mystic
I see Instinct bros all the time
No one likes Valor and doesn't even let them control a gym on campus for more than 30 secs
>>344891786
World was full of team blue, ... And I just fuckin' hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to catch. And it's time for me to die. My Pokemon crusade begins here.
>>344892483
My local college actually is Team Instinct controlled with 4 pokemon inside, Excited to return to my Uni in town at the end of summer to see what we look like
>>344886108
/v/alor or gtfo
>>344886798
Those team instinct faggots need to be locked up
Remain tacticool
>>344889925
The girls I know joined Mystic like fags.
Wow. That's really gay, I bet they suck dicks.
>>344888670
Mystic is confirmed to be the most dominant team in Go by numbers alone.
That said, they're literally team band wagon. It's all YT fans from celebs like pewdiepie, Reddit fedoras, and SJWs
my one friend said he joined mystic, so i joined mystic too
>>344889752
Well of the 700 or so members of the Team Valor San Diego facebook group, about 60% are chicks.But I've also met a lot of hambeast fag-hags who are on team mystic.
>>344893370
>vandilism
team mystic is disgusting
>>344892771
That's better than the other valor ones
Nice
What teams did reddit and tumblr join?
Anyone choosing instinct is a faggot who's parents were rich enough to buy them Yellow as a child. Check that pokeprivelidge. You probably had one of these too you faggots, and that little Pikachu tamagotchi bullshit too. Fuck you.
>Pick blue cause articuno
>Every fucking gym around me is owned by blue
Whelp, I fucked up. Tempted to restart over and go red/yellow.
>>344893570
Mystic unfortunately
So has pewdiepie and all the other social media celebs and their fans
GOLD TEAM RULES
INSTINCT BROS WW@
>>344893785
>>344893746
>>344893785
my nigga
>>344890396
>>344891290
>>344891445
>>344891618
people who know when nerd sperging is appropriate on /v/? Color me surprised
>>344886798
>>344893632
I bought the yellow edition from pocket money I saved after I gave my blue edition to my little brother.
> inb4 check your pocket money privilege
I'll go with yellow for now because Zapdos is my nigga.Until Team White appears
>>344893370
This alone proves that Mystic is also the worst team.
But it's expect when it attracts the biggest normies.
Valorbros!
>>344886108
>>344894247
>team white
>lugia
team white will be reshiram
Okay which team has the most normies? I'm almost level 5
>>344894660
Who?
>>344894247
>not Team Gold
>>344886108
I've never seen any one for valor in my town only me and my close friend.
>>344893162
>red shirts
>implying it's not a cuck valor
>>344894660
Reshiwho? Please keep your donut steel pokememes on deviantart.
>>344894247
>>344891939
Asuka
>>344894736
>>344894923
>not knowing based crotch hair dragon
kys faggots
>>344894923
seriously nigga? Wow normies really do exist on /v/
>>344893632
Pikachu edition best edition, bitch.
>>344894923
>>344894736
wow these posts have literally made me to decide to stop playing this shit
seriously either underage or bait but either wa good job
sorry Niantic but I can't be lumped in with these retards
>pick Instinct because hatching eggs seems the most interesting in the long run and I like Zapdos
>mfw apparently joining Instinct labels you as a weird loner who hijacks gyms at 03:00The worst part is if I wasn't running an internship that 3:00 part would most likely happen
>>344886108
I'm Canadian so I have yet to meet someone else at all.
>>344894660
>reshiram
Don't you meanmy wife?
>>344893525
I'm pretty sure it was team Valor that defaced that to sully the mystic name.
Team mystic wouldn't use such barbaric tactics in order to assert their dominance.
Had to be you Valor savages.
>>344895253
Good riddance, we dont need shits like you who kept playing past gen 1 aka the only good gen.
>>344893682
So put gtour Pokemon. in there. It makes it much easier to hold them down if everyone's the same
>>344895370
>he doesnt know that black and white are literally the best games they've made
>>344889752
Mystic, although they tend to be Redditors/Tumblrinas. Best bet is Valor for decent girls.
>>344895263
The gyms are run by AI so it really doesn't mean shit what time you go and take a gym since there's always someone to take it back or whatnot
also wtf does hatching eggs have to do with Instinct?
>>344895109
Looks like an aborted monster rancher concept art. I'm glad I was out of elementary school after the 2nd gen was out. Saved me from exposing myself to a lot of shit taste and design.
>>344895075
>>344895109
What the fuck is that fag shit? Looks like it was drawn by some furfag
>>344895503
When they hatch eggs they come out a higher level.
When mystic evolves they come out higher too.
When VALOR uses power up they get better levels.
>>344886108
>Want to join team Red because of qt girl and it's my favorite color
>Not a single person in my area is Red
G-guess I'm blue now.
>nearly all my town is controlled by Mystic
>they still have the fucking audacity to pretend like they're the underdogs to Valor
>>344895075
>>344895109
I thought Lugia looked like a faggot.
Now I see he was only half-faggot.
seriously actually fucking kill yourself if you shill this shit on /v/.
you have a containment board and a billion subreddits to spam this garbage.
F U C K O F F
U
C
K
O F F
>>344895503
The 3 leaders gave you their entire damn motto the second you're supposed to join them. You're not one of those guys who slams away every dialogue box he sees.. Right anon?
>>344886108
>Picked team yellow
>Never meet an ally
>>344895680
Nope, thanks to you Ill be sure to make two more threads
Your tears sustain me.
>>344894742
>>344895593
source on this?
>>344895253
I bet you were one of those losers who played pokemon at school past 4th grade. The kind of dweeb who brought beyblades to highschool.
>>344895781
Just because you don't see them doesn't mean you don't have allies. Just rely on yourinstinct
>>344895680
I sincerely thing no one should like whay tou don't like anon. Your taste is definite and ultimate. I am so happy for you.
>>344895963
I went out and captured 4 gyms yesterday and when I made it home I had lost all of them, I guess if I wanted gyms I should have picked Red, but hatching eggs is my favorite part of the game and thats more of a Yellow thing I think.
>>344895910
get a load of this faggot
fuck off back to /r/eddit you casual nigger
>>344894247
Disturb not the harmony
>>344895075
>>344895109
Why does this thing have rings? What is the purpose for them? Why so many tufts going in different direction, what does that add to the design?
>>344895680
>>344896048
>I sincerely thing no one should like whay tou don't like anon.
>implying this is a matter of what i like or don't like
this is a matter of people not fucking off back to the right board to discuss things. THERE IS A POKEMON BOARD FOR POKEMON and yet it is still posted here endlessly.
i like anime but tell people to fuck off to /a/ when they start discussing anime on /v/.
i like videogames but tell people to fuck off to /v/ when they start discussing videogames on /a/.
PUT
YOUR
SHIT
IN
ITS
PLACE
>>344895910
Most 4th grade humans are below the age of 9 so its makes perfect sense to still play pokemon dumbass.
Friend told me there's a Pokemon you can only catch at the Empire State building. This true at all?
>>344896132
Make me, nerdboy.
>>344896184
>pokemon goes to carnival
>>344896184
>implying that machamp isn't cool as fuck
>>344895653
>go Valor because my buddies did
>their area of the city is super competitive with constant give and take between Mystic and Valor
>I have never seen one of the 5 gyms me as anything but Mystic and have only met Mystics running around
>>344896347
>>>machamp
>>344896182
>blue color
>>344896132
>calling someone casual for not playing pokemon
>>344896184
Yeah I get the greater amount of anthropomorphization & the extraneous colors, but didn't they also simplify most of the designs? Excluding, of course, the super-specul 'nothin personel' ones.
Just adding the colors & lines to the old designs would give the false impression they increased in complexity.
>>344886560
I came here to make fun of everybody but this is a very satisfactory answer.
>>344896234
In civilised lands the average 1st grader is 6 and therefore 10 when in 4th grade.
>see an instinct Gym (my team)
>check it out
>Gym leader has a CP1600+ Raticate and his name is bigsuccmemelord
I love it
>>344894247
>not team black
>>344896184
To start with, you can fuck off with that image.
That being said, Reshiram is extremely odd looking. The rings on its tail are indicating a torch, as shown in the pic related, but other than that, the rest of the tufts and rings are pretty pointless.
I love this shit
Teams vs teams dividing the entire world into gangs lol
Team valour is pretty hypey tho
dunno how it is with the US but it seems like the UK mystics are all little girls, middle aged men or old women, instinct are 10 year old boys and valour are teens to young adult guys
>I picked right for once
>>344896962
>yveltal
>team black
that one would be zekrom mah nigga
>>344896962
nigger
Okay so I keep seeing that team Instinct focuaes more on hatching eggs, I thought the teams didn't affect gameplay at all.
What do the other two teams focus on?
Valor: Normies, dudebros who drink budlight and fuck their cousins
Mystic:Chill, intellectual, helpful, biggest fans of pokemon
Instinct: Meme kids, potheads, under age redditors, weebs
>>/soc/
>>344895370
Gen I had the wonder of it all, but mechanically it's a horribly broken POS. Even intentional mechanics such as ghost don't work properly- ghost does no damage to psychic, and a single ghost evolutionary line means that the collective poison weakness means that the Gastly line is useless against psychic types gen 1.
That leaves out all the poorly designed mechanics.
Gen I was a fuckload of fun, don't get me wrong, but gen II, if nothing else, fixed most of it mechanically while LARGELY keeping the nostalgic elements. And if those weren't what you're in for, then you should be a newgenner instead.
>>344897229
Soo..it's like he stuffed a jet-engine up his ass?
>>344897751
I think Blue is evolving and red is battles, that being said I don't think it actually changes anything and is just to help teams find friends that like similar things or something.
>>344897801
wew lad
>>344898226
>he
V A L O R B O Y S
>>344898467
This image is wrong, Mystic and Valor outnumber Instinct by a lot, and I think Instinct and Valor are much more likely to team up.
>>344898392
He has a giant patch of dick hair and stuffs things up his ass.
Also, fags grow long hair all the time.
Reshiram is a tranny.
>>344898550
i think its more cause we're assholes than numbers
>>344898632
>having dick hair, shoving dildos up your ass, and having long hair makes you a fucking tranny
dude what
SoMystic is a girl, right?
>>344896182
STEP INTO THE IRIS
>>344898729
You heard me.
>>344898796
I thought Valor and mystic were girls
Instinct is a guy
>>344896184
Anyone have more comparison images?
>>344895503
>gyms are run by AI
There's no AI in this game anon
It's literally people taking shit over at random times
>Pokemon Go becomes more than a fad
>Teams get reset as johto is introduced
>Entei, Suicune, and Raikou are now the mascots with different themes
Wew lads, which team are you at this point?
>>344886798
EVO 2016 CHAMP
>>344899686
What are the colors?
>>344893632
>implying i didnt earn it from working my first job in elementary school.
wew lad
>>344899883
Red blue and yellow obviously considering they share the same pattern
>>344899883
>>What are the colors?
are normies this retarded?
fucking go play actual pokemon you shit
>>344898550
I think we can all agree instinct is the biggest underdog, probably because they got stuck with the color yellow.
Valor and Instinct fags are definitely likely to unite under the almost manic isolationism of Mystic freaks.And Valor is best team
>>344900124
>posts the shiny ones
how about YOU go play pokemon
>>344900186I just posted the first image on google images sorry fampai I didn't look at it beforehand
My name is going to be "Frosty____"
>Fill in the blank for ideas
>>344893632
>being so autistic that you choose a team bssed on what game you played instead of liking the fucking color
>>344900115
Whichever is Red.
Moltres isn't my favorite of the Gen 1 Legendaries. Red is the Gen 1 game I owned and played first when I fell in love with the franchise.
>>344900186
Thank you, anon.
>tfw thought Team Instinct was supposed to be the team that focused on using pokemon they liked and loved, and weren't egg hatching fags.
I now understand why no one joined it
I'm too lazy to go walking around out in the fucking heat to play this shit, but if i I did play it, i'd be Mystic simply because they have the best emblem.
Valor's emblem is literally just the hunger games one, and Instinct's emblem makes my mind just think OW THE EDGE
>>344900520
>Power through breeding
>Some Pokemon are genetically superior than others
Sounds pretty suspect
>>344900480
Educate yourself.I also love Moltres
>>344900352
Frostyoghurt
can't wait until we get the gen 5 teams:
team meanie, team bully, and team thanks doc
>>344888357
Because who cares about the leaders. It's about the idea: strength knowledge, or trust.
>>344899883
>newgenners don't know their poke-history
>>344886108
>"Sup"
>"Sup"
>"See ya"
>"Same"
>>344900865I rage quit Gen 2 because of how pissed I was as a child while feeling Gen 1 mons were made less special by adding another 100 on top. I played Crystal down the road and wasn't a fan of it. I've played every other Gen one way or another after coming back to the franchise a few years down the road. Gen 2 is probably my least favorite Gen, so I never took the time to learn much about it. I just remember the color schemes of the Legendary trilogy being more diverse and didn't want to jump to conclusion.
>mfw
4-4-4-4 4 Life
Pokemon Go teams in a nutshell
YOU CANNOT ARGUE WITH THIS
>>344886108
anyone else go with mystic simply because their leader is probably more kawaii than valor?
>>344898550
>I think Instinct and Valor are much more likely to team up.
Not as long as Mystic keep talking their garbage about Valor being the "bad guys"
>>344901647
That looks suspiciously like an /a/ meme.
>>344901647
>picked Instinct
Im ok with this.
>>344901219
>Zapdos
shades of Yellow
>Articuno
Blues and White
>Moltres
>Reds and Oranges
>Entei
Brown, White, Black, Beige, Yellow, Red
>Raikou
Yellow, White, Black, Sky Blue, Purple
>Suicune
Sky Blue, Purple, White, Blue
Quit projecting, faggot.
>>344901648
I'm the leader of team instinct and I'm the kawaiiest
>>344901647
SEIG ZEON
>>344901647
So valor and instinct are bro-tier and mystics are all JUST AS KEIKAKU edgy douchenozzles?
>>344886108
I picked valor based on the flavor text before I realized it was flavor. Thought I would get points for powering up my mons.
>>344902139
Mystic had a crazy following and they seem almost hail Britannia tier so yes
If any new teams show up, they will probably be something like Team Heart and Team Soul and be Lugia and Ho-oh.
The only team I care about doesn't exist.
>infinite loading bar when I'm outside
How do I fix this shit? The game only works when I'm home connected to WiFi
>>344902469
Because YOU haven't created >>344902469
it yet.
>>344893632
Fuck you I was the parent buying my daughter it.
>>344902021
Draw a line to match similiar colors anon!
RedBrown
YellowBlue
BlueYellow
Could you do it?! Good job!
>mfw I name my Pokemon after Showderp memes
>Valor: Memers from 4chan
>Mystic: Memers from Reddit
>Instinct: True patricians that follow the normie crowd
You know I'm right.
>>344903006
>Instinct: Hipsters
FTFY
>>344902974
>similar
Unless anon was thinking of using other colors altogether? Maybe he might have wanted to use cartridge colors? Perhaps any of the other colors of the Legendary designs? There were a lot of different ways he could have gone, and before anything else, I simply wasn't assuming he was just going to switch pokemon in the same team colors. Stop being a cunt, already. I asked a perfectly reasonable question and you sperged all over yourself.
>>344893162
Nice falseflaggin valor fag, we see his red clothing.
>>344901647
Aw hell yeah motherfucker
>>344901647
>Instinct is dead
Accurate.
Instinct bcuz zapdos use thinder and it GOAT
Which team do I join?
>>344904479
Valor if you want normie friends.
Instinct if you like hipsters.Mystic if you're a cancerous redditor.
2 teams would've been better than three
>>344888831
Yeah you are nothing
I want to pick team mystic because articuno is my favorite out of the three birds, but everyone is such a mean bully and will associate me with reddit fedora 2deep4u kitchen philosophers.
Team Valor is E-Cig/Vapist tier
Team Mystic is Tofu
Instinct is Fat blunts and Hot wings
>>344894851
>>344903924
>not knowing that he is with mystic
>>344886798
>Valor molests children
>Mystic stands by and lets them
>Instinct is outside getting the authorities
>>344904479
Whatever your friends join
>>344905093
you
see >>344905079
mystic is the one molesting kids
My friend joined Mystic. Should I join the same team as him so we can take over gyms together, or a different team (I've been leaning towards Instinct) so we can keep taking over each other's gyms and get EXP that way?
>>344905079
Even worse
>>344889752
lol i know that girl
>>344905093
>instinct is posting furfag reactions
>>344905205
constantly taking over each others' gyms doesn't give that much XP
>>344886798
So uh, why is Justing Wong hitting on that 11 year old girl?
I went with articuno, although zapdos was a close second
moltres can fuck right off, always looked like a gay ass chicken
>>344905243
You got a problem with coffee, faggot?
>>344897598
>>344905243
Well they are the pokefucker team
>>344905551
>gay ass chicken
It seems you misspelled, "phoenix", anon.
post yfw people are unironically picking instinct and mystic
>>344905870
>>344905354
Really? Damn. Guess I'll join mystic then.
>>344905551
I like Articuno more, but I'm still hung up on whether Valor or Mystic has best girl.
>>344906328
Mystic is a trap, anon
>>344905831
nope
>>344905973
>>344905672
>tfw competitive red fags start losing and drop all their spaghetti
>>344905870
>>344902117
>quattro vagina
>sieg zeon
>>344906505
>implying I'm red
Red dudes are okay, I picked yellow because all the gyms were around me and I thought I wouldn't be able to fight them as valor. Turns out the yellow dudes in my neighborhood are the friendliest ones. Bluefags sit around trying to snipe gyms after they've been freed up, and this one fat weeaboo named "kingoanime" with a girl avatar wears an undertale shirt every day at a nearby park. Guess what team he is? Mystified?
>>344905870
>>344906672I don't know if you've noticed, but Quattro shares quite a few facial similarities with theRedComet, in fact, I have a sneaking suspicion that'll sound crazy, but I thinkthey are the same person.
>pick ign top
>get first blood
>come back to lane with double dorans
>kill him again
why aren't you taking ignite top?
If i see you walking down the street and you chose Instinct, I'm going to beat you up
>>344897801
If anything mystic is reddit with their fedoras and all
>>344897801
>That mystic description
Haha very mysterious and intellectual, am I right fedora?
Shall we fuck
>>344907035
You're nuts man. They look nothing alike. Quattro is quattro and Char is a Char
>people actually chose the worst birds
You do realize that Zapdos can still and is used competitively right? The fucker is an excellent wall and has a great move pool
I want to look for Pokemon on the west coast. Where should I look?
>>344895593
Bonuses haven't been implemented yet you dumb dumb
>>344908065
>You're nuts man
No I'm not. I'm a person and my name is Ani...
You're crazy.
>>344905380
why aren't you, anon
>>344908108
on your dreams because pokemon don't exist
>picking team Mystake
>picking team Extinct
What a bunch of fags
>>344908107
>M-my shit bird is ok in the shitheap that is smogon!
literally your argument
>>344908262
I'm not really looking for a relationship, not to mention the legal issues.
>>344908520
>He picked team edge
>>344908535
>implying
you have no idea how to play competitively and that's fine nigger just don't open your mouth about it otherwise I will find and kill you.
>>344886108
>>344908820
kys smogonfag
>>344908535
>stall teams aren't top tier for ladder climbing
do you even play competitively? Serious question, because if you did you would know Zapdos is staple along with chansey, clefable, amoonguss and some rando you can pick
>>344908892
you first
and stream it so I can watch you suffer.
>>344893632
I found that gameboy in a park with pokemon blue in it when I was a kid. There was nobody around and I waited for like 15 minutes for anyone to show up and nobody ever did. I still play MGS on it every year.
>>344897801
Literally this.
>>344898392
>has
>>344909038
no
we'll do it at the same time
you'll get kicked down to hell with all the shitty instincters and arceus will take me to a higher place of existance with other valorbros
>>344886798
Is...Is that Justin fucking Wong?
>>344909150
100% chance some other kid realized they lost it, got their parent to take them back to look, and was heartbroken that entire week.
>>344909304
I don't even know how to respond to this. Good day.
>>344905672
It already happened, e-celebs and redditors made it so.
i wish fucking cancerous youtubers didnt ruin this shit. i only picked mystic cause all the gyms around me where valor and instinct, now im part of an e-celeb gay team.
>>344910149
Literally saw someone with the hat playing PG while my buddies and I were out yesterday.
>>344910149
Agreed. I still can't believe that they all went the same direction too, it seems so boring; if they all went in different directions then you could have really fun rivalries, but the nu-male faggots are so terrified of conflict that they couldn't get away from the hugbox they created.
>>344909331
He shouldn't have fucking lost it then, it's common sense that if you drop your shit you can't expect it to still be there when you go back.
>A bunch of fucking losers and normies walking around with their faces glued to their phone screen
Its so fucking hilarious to watch
>>344909304
what would the title of this movie be called?
