>playing online
>some kid is pissing me off
>get on my mic
>says "I'm going to fucking kill you" in my Joker voice
>quit the game
>be at church
>everytime the priest says "Jesus" or "the lord" I whisper "fuck you"
I made a really really bad thread on /v/ once
>>344878551
This one time, I wore a purple coat.
>be in hischool :p
>kid sitting next to me slaps mynpapers out of my hands
>clear my throte and do best joker voice
>"heh.. you wanna die today kid?"
>he puts my papers back on my desk xD
>whole classroom starts clapping
>start a 16 person lobby in halo 3
>invite a bunch of randoms to it
>tell everyone in the lobby to wait a moment as I set up the game
>leave the game running as I walk away from the console and leave a bunch of randoms waiting patiently for absolutely nothing
>Jerking off like crazy
>Have my mouth open
>Jerk my dick 90 degrees
>I cum and some of it sprays into my mouthPretty good senpai
HEY!SHUT THE FUCK UP
>Tfw you change your co-workers' ringtone to an mp3 of you laughing
>someone asks what my name is
>says its todd even though its actually ben
>>344879880
You fucking psycho
>>344878551
MOM'S
>>344878551
>alone at home
>suddenly get the urge to imitate the joker
>start saying crazy shit in a loud, raspy voice
>thank fuck I live high up and nobody can hear me
>play with knife while acting as joker
>trip and fall
>knife penetrates my ring finger
>start laughing maniacally
>the pain sets in
>panic a bit but medicate my wound while muttering gibberish in raspy voice
>don't realize my dad's come back
>he opens the door
>I get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
This thread has me rolling on the floor xD LMBO (laughing my bum off)
>when I would battle against other kids at school in Pokemon I would give them a Joker playing card while laughing in a crazy voice because I thought it would be cool if that was like my calling card, and my name in the game was Joker and I made my friends call me that instead of my real name
>I even tried to get the teachers to call me Joker
Jesus fucking Christ.
>playing The Darkness
>mom walks in God I hate her
>asks what game this is
>do my trademark™ joker laugh
>"heh, it's my biography.... my dear mother"
>I can see the fear in her eyes as she shields her tears and lays my cheese and hammy sammy on the table and stumbles off back to my stepdad's room
>>344879332
YOU FUCKING CHEEKY CUNT THIS GIF IS LOOPED AND NEVER DELIVERS
>>344881063
FUCKING APEX KEK ROFLMAO GET FUCKING OUTPLAYED NEWFRIENDO LMAO EZ
>BE ME
>STICK A PEN IN A NIGGER EYE
>BURN DOLLARS
AM I REDDIT ENOUGH TO FIT IN YET XDDD?!?!?!?
>>344878551
>acting like the joker
This is what you all look like to me when i read this thread.
Just a bunch of autists.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs
>playing SA2B
>raising my dark chao as shadow
>older sister walks in the room
>whines at me to turn the volume down
>wide grin forms on my face
>slowly turn around and glare
>"Why don't you keep your VOICE down... Or maybe... I'll slit your THROAT"
>she leaves the room, speechless
>jack off to rouge when no one is looking
>>344880364
I hope you'rejoking
no seriously, I hope you are
>>344880364
holy shit
>>344879827
I actually changed my dads ringtone to a recording of me farting once. Pretty fun tbqh
>in my joker voice
wew
do a vocaroo of your joker voice OP
>>344883097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V42LQCsz9y
>>344878551
>playing minecraft
>have admin priviledges
>other dude playing and digging in a cave
>I become invisible
>/tp otherdude
>/w otherdude pshhh... Nothin personnel
>unsheathe diamond sword
I was laughing so much my fedora fell off my head XD
>>344883423
I can tell by your voice that you're fat
>>344883097
you literally sound like a kid trying to do a joker voice
thats hilarious
>>344883423
>>344881063
>gif related
>>344881729
That's the joke f a m
>>344881729
>too autistic to pick up on a shitt ass joke
>work at local store
>Put beer between baby food
>A customer asks if she can speak the manager
>I tell the woman that i'll get the manager
>My shift ended that exact moment
MOM'S GONNA FREAK HAHAHAHA
>>344883423
