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Pokemon GO.
>>344849063
lol I was there today
Kill yourself normalfag.
>>344849195
this goes to my cringe folder
the machines are using this to control us
next they'll herd the normies into FEMA camps
debate me
This sickens me for some reason. I can't even put it into words
How can I be this bitter and cynical. I'm only 22 for fucks sake
>>344849251
Good
Is this for real? People need to chill. This is a terrorist attack waiting to happen.
The game is popular so that means we hate it, right?
>>344849278
>not being this way since 15
Though if anything I've been improving, I implore you to do the same. Don't hate on them for enjoying it just be dismayed at the fact that this is the future for Nintendo.
Wartortle is one of the least liked pokemon of gen1 tho
>>344849278
You browse /v/ too much.
where's the VTMB serial killer when you need him
>>344849063
They wouldn't be doing that shit for bulbasaur.
Bulbasaur sucks.
>>344849278
Its because youre still here and dont have any friends to play Go with
>TFW I'm a healthy mix between normie and shut-in.
>I love the most obscure of games, retro or whatnot, but I can appreciate some modern, casual stuff as well.
I'm playing Pokemon Go a bit, and I've talked to a few people. I'm not always very social, but I can see how this can be fun.
>>344849338
>game
Its not a game.
>>344849487
just set a lure out to make friends
>>344849278
Step away from /v/ for a few hours. Being around this much negativity and cynicism isn't healthy.
I honestly don't get the hype around this game. Like I've played it and think "yeh this is a mobile game" but you can get more satisfaction out of games you take time to play at home. Is this for people who don't play video games?
>>344849063
If these people like pokemon so much, why did they never bother to EV train or breed for perfect pokemon. I never seen so many people 'like' pokemon until after this thing came out...
>tfw android 4.1.2
god damn it jewtendo, release this for my version of android
What level are you guys at?
>>344849565
it's just an excuse to go outside and walk around. It sucks if you are stuck in one place
>>344849278
have you tried fucking off from here
if you stare into a bright like for a long time if you look away from it everything else looks dark
>can't be arsed to go out and vote
>go out en masse to chase digital pictures
fuck all of you who do this
Why do they act like zombies?
Can't wait for a rare pokemon to appear on a railroad.
>>344849063
i would have definitely upskirted some girls there. you?
>>344849278
Don't listen to the normalfags cancer here.
I agree with you.
>>344849632
>can't be arsed to go out and vote
what did you mean by this?
I already voted this year btw
>>344849565
>On smartphones so super convenient
>Excuse to meet people
>Excuse to exercise
>Excuse to explore
>Nostalgia
>>344849632
Who would want to vote for these shitty candidates?
>>344849278
It's pointless to even be a part of a large group going after a single rare Pokemon?
Yeah, they're fucking dumb.
>>344849513
congratulate
You are good person
Keep it up
>>344849632
voting is boring as fuck
>>344849632
Got my ballot in the mail, checkmate faggot
>>344849245
Your post is pretty cringe
>inb4 so is yours hurr durr
>>344849063
I don't understand this game appeal at all. I though you could battle things, but you can't. All you do is run around, searching for floating pokemons and play that stupid minigame akin to old "flip paper into a basket" game, by throwing pokeballs.
That's it.
>>344849597
Mines android 4.4.2 and it still says it's not compatible with my device.
>>344849063
Niantic now has the power to, with the flip of a switch, pull a massive amount of people into any area they want, in any city in the world.
>>344849720
what a load of boring normie shit
>>344849278
24 here--I can't really explain it either. It doesn't make sense because I was the biggest god damn pokemon-loving faggot as a kid, but I just can't get into this.
I pretend to be a normie and between all the facebook, snapchat, instagram, etc all the bullshit I have to pretend to enjoy, this might be the straw that broke the camels back.
>>344849278
Instead of being a healthy successful normie, you went the route of degeneracy.
This is nothing to be ashamed about.
>>344849816
Holy shit
>>344849789
And although it says not compatible, it works fine.
>>344849816
>tfw they put mewtwo in Detroit
>>344849632
You're right. I didn't think my vote would make a difference, but your post has convinced me if I can walk around for Pokemon Go I can walk out to vote.
One more ballot will be cast for Trump later this year, thanks anon
>isis still hasn't used lures to kill people
>>344849786
Its not a fucking game.
The only reason why normalfags are all over it is because of nostalgia and the social aspect of it.
Can't believe /v/ is literally defending a fucking no gameplay ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''game''''''''''''''''''''''' fucking casuals shithole of a board.
>>344849632
>voting does fuck
Hello trumpet. I hope you get your change you can believe in.
>>344849816
Pretty scary when you think about it.
>>344849720
So the game itself is trash?
>>344849915
Calm down
Is it too wrong that I prefer mystery dungeon>regular pokemon vidya?
I'm wondering if I should get that 3ds one. I've only played blue rescue team and explorers of time.
does everyone see the exact same pokemon?
can people catch the same pokemon that spawned?
>>344849779
kawaiiiiii
It never stops amusing me how asshurt /v/ is over people having fun.
I know you're all too fat to actually go out and use the app and make friends but christ why do you care so much that others enjoy a simple pleasure.
Stop trying to analyze it so much. Everyone knows there's no real gameplay to it. But it's basically a social experiment. Like a scavenger hunt. Remember when you lardasses used to do things like as a kid?
>>344849816
>implying those pokesheep can accomplish anything
Why is Pokemon go so fucking popular? I never knew Pokemon was this fucking big. Hell, feels like 40% of the Poke Go player base has never heard of or played a pokemon game before Go.
>>344849632
>current year
>voting for anything
>>344850045
Pokemon was fucking huge nearly 20 years ago, are you stupid?
>>344849816
>Mewtwo can only be found in areas of high theft and murder rates.
Let god sort em' out
I don't know why everyone is getting really obsessed over it.
Like it sounds fun but I don't understand how it's taking everyone by storm.
>>344850030
This. Sometimes this place feels like /r9k/
le normies reee
>>344850013
Yes. Sometimes. Some can only be caught by one person.
I hope they add breeding to where the pokemon hatched could potentially be larger than the parents.
Too bad it'll most likely die before then.
>>344849720
In short, casul shit.
>>344849779
>look up the tweet
>"uggg unfollowed"
>"woooow not the time for this"
>"REALLY??? #Blacklivesmatter"
what is wrong with people?
>>344850045
Literally every millenial and their parents and grandparents knows what Pokemon is you retard.
>MUH SUPER SEKRIT POKEMON CLUB
anyone have those "revenge for hiroshima" pics? you know with the jap crooks
>>344850035
It's not about what they can accomplish.
A crowd needs to eat, a crowd will be looking at any media on display where they crowd.
If I were a business owner, I would pay a shit ton to have a rare pokemon pop up at my business.
I wonder if niantic were even expecting it to be this successful
I dont understand why the fact this game is popular is surprising and pissing people off, being able to catch pokemon in the wild in real life has been dream game of most pokemon fans regardless of causal or hard core. Although it lacks features it brings us a slight step closer to the fabled pokemon MMO Nintendo will never make, that and a chance to relive excitement with nostalgic feel
If they made this on Ds instead of mobile would you still be angry?
>>344849063
>All those adult people
>No kids
What the fuck?
I've played every mainline Pokemon game, and most of the spin-offs, since Red and Blue released in 1998, yet I just cannot get myself to give a shit about Pokemon Go. This isn't the only thing I don't give a shit about. I feel out of touch with everyone around me.
>>344850085
No you fucking retard. Even at it's peak, Pokemon wasn't as big as Go is right now.
>>344850045
underage poster confirmed
>>344849063
will result in deaths within a week
i feel like the whole human race is diminished because of this. look how easily controlled behavior is on a mass scale.
you could make a cell phone app like this and get citizens to hunt down and kill anyone the government considered a problem. the government doesn't even have to do it. think about that. just make it a game with a score.
>>344850182
turns out a true AAA pokemon mmo really would end the world as we know it
just imagine if we got something more than a shitty mobile game
>>344849597
>tried to find it on the store
>apparently I have 4.0 something
Just fucking kill me I had ONE reason to go outside and now it's unobtainable to me.
Once the new Zelda is done, will Nintendo ever make a non mobile game again? I mean they're worth 7.5 billion more than they were last week with a single app.
>>344850171
how very jewish of you
>>344850045
what is this bullshit
>>344849063
>this fuckface is marrying Dodger
>>344849749
when it spawns, it will do so for several people at once. In theory, every one of them could catch one.
>>344850201
Maybe because it's had about 4 different generations of games to build multiple fan bases.
>>344850189
Probably because it's a social game. I would think I would have been the same way because I'm not very social, but I bit the bullet and tried it. I can see how it might be fun.
>>344849597
Not gonna happen.
get a better phone friendo :^)Seriously it runs on my fucking S5 I got for $150. Save up your fucking autismbux
>>344850298
No, it's just the one.
>>344850182
>kids
>playing pokemon
>not the latest AAA hit
How fucking deluded you are?
>>344849779
Seriously though how much dick do I need to suck to find a fucking Pikachu? I need a fucking Raichu in my squad
>>344850165
niggers are so self absorbedhalf nigger here
>>344850030
normies, cucks, memes, popular things, people enjoying themselves
I hate these things
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>344850201
Yes it was. These people were just playing it in their lunch break at school.
>>344850252
Nice tinfoil hat
>>344849816
imagine the oil sheikh send them millions of dollars to get a legendary pokemon appear in Middle East
>>344850252
Es already resulting in deaths senpai. Nignogs have been using the app to wait at pokestops at night to mug people for their phone.
>>344850256
It'll be reality within ten years, which is the timeframe for 'good enough' AR tech to supplant celphones.
Look upon your future and tremble
>>344850201
how is it even possible to be this fucking underaged?
holy shit
next you'll say Hulkamania was nothing aswell
>>344850201
Yes it was. Pokemon was a fucking worldwide phenomenon. A household name.
>>344850182
It turns out that people sometimes continue to like shit that's been around since they were kids.
I guess there's literally zero chance Nintendo will ever go back to making real video games now.
>>344850182
you can't see the kids because they're being crushed to death
also nostalgia is a hell of a drug
>>344849278
You drank the /v/ kool-aid. You hate popular stuff for no good reason and you hate it when people have fun and make a big deal out of little things.
>>344850252
>will result in deaths within a week
i'm surprised there hasn't been head on collisions because some driver saw a pidgey on his dashboard yet
>>344850308
>World Economy in Shambles as Millions Take Sick Leave
i kinda want to see it happen
>>344850272
They'd be stupid to give up the handheld industry they've owned for decades now.
>>344850270
You can get cheap 4.4+ devices just make sure they don't have Intel processor
>tell my dad that Pokémon Go has become a large phenomenon for whatever reason
>calls me a manchild for even paying attention
>>344849632
>Voting for the 2016 US presidential elections
>>344850201
Yes it was. It was massive.
>>344849063
Fucking normalfags I swear. At least Ingress isn't infested.
>>344849657
they won't run to the library to study some science and history
Anyone who thinks that anything but the pokemon brand could have accomplished this is fucking stupid.
This is the second coming of pokemon jesus.
>>344849779
>This ir real
OH Shit
>>344850356
getting mugged doesn't cause you to die, i dunno if you knew this from your post
man i got mugged one time at least it was polite
>in really bad neighborhood
>niggers literally just surround me on some spartan shit
>guy reaches into my pocket and takes my wallet
>takes the money out, hands the wallet back to me
>niggers all disperse
Decided to walk around with my friend for a half hour playing it and we met some other normals playing and even chatted with a few and I was embarrassed the whole time. Not gonna play it again. The concept is great but will people realize that the game itself is terrible?
>Facebook Social Game
>With the IP star power of Gen I Pokemon
>On smartphones
This is literally hitting the original Gen I audience 20 years later at the perfect time why is anybody surprised or upset?
>santa monica
Most liberal jew-infested shithole in SoCal by far.
>>344850045
My mom could probably name most of the generation 1 pokemon and she's nearly 70
I guess I'm not totally broken yet because this doesn't bother me. If it happened in my city I'd probably go.
>>344850279
She can't be that great.
Day9 dumped her a year or so ago.
another reason to loathe americans even more
>>344850393
That's already happened with someone playing Go while driving.
Sounds like Darwinism at work to me.
>>344850201
God you're such a dumb little faggot
>>344850456
You can die by getting mugged when you're hit in the head too hard.
You gotta think deeper into it.
>>344850381
>also nostalgia is a hell of a drug
I don't know why nostalgia fags would eat new products and not just revisit old games. All new games are horrible and lore rape with disrespect for the audience
>>344850272
with any luck they'll realize that Pokemon GO is lightning they caught in a bottle and not try to milk mobile bullshit much further
Nobody would give a fuck about a Mario Run game or a Zelda Candy Crush knockoff
Now I'm genuinely honestly concerned of what will happen when they start releasing waifus like Gardevoir, Lucario or pic related.
I've seen how nuts you guys go over shit on your monitor, it's going to be a bloodbath IRL
>>344849063
>These are the same people who would make fun of someone playing their 3DS in public
>But now it's on their phone so it's okay
normies
>>344850530
That's right, you don't know.
>>344850165
Like how is that shit REMOTELY relevant?
It's not like it's the millitary shooting black people in the streets.
>>344850321
http://gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/272681/does-everyone-see-the-same-pok%C3%A9mon
>>344850436
Who?
>>344850526
yes, that is why my mugging took place the way it did
i was basically like "thank you for not hitting me, kind niggers"
This is some cyberpunk, mind-control shit that's seriously creeping me out. I can only imagine a rare pokemon being in a place not meant to accommodate several hundreds of people and collapsing.
>>344849063
I hate it when other people are having fun
I wish they would all die
>>344849063
So, where's the image in that tweet really from?
>>344849063
FUCK ANYONE WHO USES FACEBOOK.
EVERYONE I KNOW ON FACEBOOK IS AN ASSHOLE.
>>344850359
jesus christ just think about it
mobile AR in the style of google glass
AAA pokemon mmo
>>344850534
Do you not remember the Wii?
Nintendo didn't understand the Wii was a fluke that happened at the perfect time and that's how we got saddled with the Wii U and why Nintendo is already sweeping it under the rug.
>>344849632
>vote rigged election
>chase digital pictures that has more certainty of what you will get
vote one
Gen 2 mons when?
>>344850540
>Now I'm genuinely honestly concerned of what will happen when they start releasing waifus like Gardevoir
Holy shit i bet there will be more than a couple of deaths when this happens.
>>344850469
You can understand that on paper, but it's something else entirely to actually see a crowd,
>>344849063
>collapse.png
>>344850045
>being this underaged
Are you 8?
>>344850576
>>344850321
this will change within a week due to fights/trampling/pedestrians getting run over.
some of you are skeptical and have no idea how bad this behavior will get. I absolutely guarantee you that in the next 2 days there will be an incident where someone smashes another person's phone and it results in fighting/injury or a shooting.
>>344849063
Can I get more pictures like these? Or ones that are like ''If you come onto my yard to catch pokemon I will call the police.''
>>344850585
just sit back and enjoy the show, anon. i can only imagine the cool news stories we will get in the next few months.
>>344850636
will it have been rigged if hillary won or would it have been rigged if trump won
>>344850550
More like:
>I can play this game without having to buy a 3DS
>I can play this game without having to carry around an extra piece of hardware
>I can play this game on a platform that I already always carry around with me and does literally everything else
>>344850418
>He going let hillary win
I think it's been sort of great. After it came out all of a sudden there have been a ton more people walking around outside, searching for Pokémon. I mean yeah it's annoying that my normal walking paths are crowded, but I think it's been a huge plus for making people just go out and walk.
>>344849278
you're not wrong in any way. i am genuinely sorry that seeing this for what it is is uncomfortable for you but eventually you will come out the other side of that and then you will still be smarter than anyone who cares about pokemon go
>Mfw I just ran 15km and got 60 pokeballs and a Magmar
The mere exercise makes you feel great and now as a minus plus you get pokemons, it's just mindless fun stop being so anal about what other people like.
So is Pokemon GO an actual pokemon game or just a pokemon collecting simulator?
>>344850687
yeah, because only one person getting it is a great idea. Imagine ONE person in that crowd shouting "GOTCHA!"
>Imagine the reconstructive surgery
>>344849063
>implying all those people weren't already there
It's Santa Monica pier, not some podunk convenience store.
>>344849278
Just another thing to push you away further from society. The fact that it's based on a video-game IP is mocking you right in the face.
>>344850804
so a pokemon collecting simulator wouldn't qualify as a game?
That's some fucked up logic
>>344850717
Yeah. It's called your brain.
If only this game wasnt such a simplistic piece of shit.
If it was half the game the handheld ones are shit would be amazing.
>mfw I almost drove over someone today because he stepped out infront of a narrow walled driveway while playing Pokemon
I mean I stopped may ahead of him but I could tell it gave him a fright, which just goes to show how vulnerable these people are
>>344850534
>with any luck they'll realize that Pokemon GO is lightning they caught in a bottle and not try to milk mobile bullshit much further
With Iwata leading Nintendo, I would have guessed they'd realize that.
With Kimishima I'm not as sure, simply because we know practically nothing about him.
Although I'm more concerned about Reggie in that regard...
>>344850804
right now it's just a collecting simulator
there are gym battles too but they're really barebones and kind of shitty
>>344850256
> pokemon mmo
Seriously why they didn't make it? Looks like perfect business for me
>>344850804
how is pokemon not a pokemon collecting simulator?
>>344850534
nope
this is death for pokemon and death for nintendo
they hath been tainted
Really makes you think...
>>344850739
>implying citizen votes matter
>implying the electoral colleges won't rig it
>tfw these race war riots have been caused by Hillary to experiment her plans for martial law across the whole US when elected
>>344850496
and a uh really nice place to live
>>344849728
>>344850061
>>344850418
>Trump
>bad
lol spot the libbies
>>344850790
this would be great if it weren't for the fact that if you phone goes to sleep, locks or is doing anything that isn't running the app in fullscreen then it doesn't count.
>not playing Loli GO instead
>>344849513
Holy shit you talk like a faggot please wait a year or two before posting again
>>344850895
Because they don't need to. If they pull that card, there is nothing they can ever make that will perform better than a pokemon mmo.
It's all downhill from there.
>>344850837
game = pokemon collecting simulator
pokemon game =/= pokemon collecting simulator
>>344850928
Very bad, you brain washed faggot
im a NEET, what is the cheapest way i can play this game if i dont have a data plan?
>>344850639
3 months top. If they don't get an update out within a few weeks the playerbase will nosedive, so they'll probably have gameplay updates soon and then gradually start adding in new pokemon to keep the game fresh
>>344850895
Why would you play pokemon go when there's an MMO?
There's your answer, these guys have a timeline. They'll put out a new way to pander to the consumers every few years, keeping the IP alive and getting the maximum profit from it.
The ideal AR MMO is on the table, but it'll only be released when GO has seen it's time.
It's a very standard practice for game studios, to never produce two games that will compete with each other directly. It's just not cost effective.
>>344851004
you're fucked senpai
When the fuck is natural selection going to take its place? Now is the perfect time to reduce the population to half
>>344850165
>the Marines are the same as the police
If you can't rub two brain cells together long enough to know the difference between the armed services and the police, you're fucking retarded, and you life doesn't matter on the same level as most people, regardless of race. American blacks are the most self entitled retards on the fucking planet.
>>344851004
how do you own a smartphone without any kind of dataplan?
>>344851002
>WAKE UP SHEEP TRUMP IS BAD
Isn't the media saying Trump is bad?
>>344851004
bluestacks + pokemon go APK
location spoofer
>>344850928
>being American
>>344849063
I'll be right back. Going to write a novel about a game taking over people's lives.Mob mentality scares the living shit out of me.
>>344851026
Can you stop trying to be so edgy?
>>344851058
i only have a cheap android phone that i got for $50 for emergency calls to my parents. so it has like 1000 minutes but no data
>>344850929
The game doesn't sleep or lock while open or it doesn't in my case.
Just put it in one of these and done, it even vibrates when a pokemon appears.
>>344850950
you can literally take pictures of little girls in public now and pretend to be playing pokemon.
>>344850739
The US are stuck between a rock and a hard place this election.
Trump is quite the only candidate Clinton has any chance to win against.
using public space like this is immoral
>have no interest in this but must check it out due to becoming bigger than fucking michael jackson
>open it up
>the office of my apartment complex is a gym
god damnit. they did this on purpose didn't they? I've already seen random people walking around here and I'm going to be directly confrontational to people i don't recognize
fuck this shit
>>344850950
If only it was real.
>>344851102
fair enough
Is it huge in Toronto yet? I was downtown and there were some lures but I didn't see many people playing.
>>344850919
I don't think you know how the electoral college works
>>344851004
beg your parents, like all those other pokekids
>>344850601
It's exactly what it says, man.
Or are you trying to start some funposting? Becuase I am not a funny man.
>>344849278
>I'm only 22
i am also only 24 when meet 4chan and now i am 32
your ride is barely starting boy
>>344851097
>le edge
stay mad cuck
>>344851085
So you're writing abou WOW?
>>344849063
No way that happens often. I've never found more than 5-10 people gathered playing the game
Also I hate when people mention going into a building or trespassing to get to a pokemon. They're always reachable along public streets, pathways, and parking lots. Not in private areas or in the middle of the woods. At least that's what I've found from my experience.
It's a stupidly simple, yet fun "game" or whatever you call it and I enjoy it
>>344851024
But Pokemon GO is a new gimmick shit but mmos are old idea that they shoul made before 2010
>>344851108
Sounds like something you've been doing huh.
>>344851143
I do and I don't care on debating it with you if you don't know what I meant.
>>344851082
Tell me where you live cuntface I'll beat u up
>>344851052
Do you truly believe that?
>>344850637
>>344851026
Maybe you can start.
>>344851124
>ends up making friends
>becomes popular normie
>never to be seen again
>>344851004
Pray to God that it can run on a prepaid phone so you can fund your own data plan
>>344851085
Dont bother, you'll never live up to greatness
>>344849278
>people having legitimare fun while socializing, moving around and playing vidya
>getting mad about this
The problem is that you're a contrarian shitter who dislikes popular things
>>344851026
it already started with you sitting on /v/ and never reproducing. Cheers
>>344849816
>any city of the world
>of the world
>>344849290
>the bait is a Voltorb/Electrode
>>344851085
Mob mentality, Crowd crush, the easy ways people can be deluded and suggested to everything about people is horrifying
>>344850417
Love attitudes like this.
Ignore the world around you because you think you're above it all.
>>344851170
I love this guy
>>344849063
>that trailer with all those people trying to catch a Mewtwo in Time Square
>"haha that will never happen. What a stupid idea"
>It's actually happening
Holy fuck. I still think it's stupid but fuck it's actually happening.
>>344851208
probablyall though I'm open to changing my mind on the subject. they just don't seem all that smart, all though there are many properly educated black people who I respect.
>>344849987
Super Mystery Dungeon is great. Gates to Infinity is great if you play for the story/music. Try Explorers of Sky, it's Explorers of Time with more content.You're correct that the Mystery Dungeon games are much better
So when is this fad going to blow over? Couple of months? Some time next year?
>>344851251
What was with this studio and ugly cheap CGI?
>>344850609
uhh, ok buddy.
>>344851225
i hate people
>tfw all this free publicity
>>344849776
Yours is worse.
>>344851370
sound likes you belong here
>>344851348
I give it a couple months, they'll revive it by adding trainer battles and trading though
>>344851214
Why is getting deleted? There was nothing wrong with it.
>>344851374
>Government tricking people in to the auschwitz museum to convince people the holocaust was real
Nice work, Obama. Very smooth.
>>344851348
about as long as it took for Miitomo
>>344850321
Lies
>>344850298
I go out catching Pokemon with my son, and we get to catch the same Pokemon.
>>344849063
What will happen first:
>somebody getting raped after being lured by a lure
>somebody getting shot when looking for a pokemon on private property
>a whole crowd of useless mobilefags like this getting lured to a one area by a mass shooter or terrorist bomber
>>344851374
>Mfw one day we can catch Spiritomb in areas like this
>Spiritomb is the conglomeration of over 100 dead human souls
>>344849251
Well...I will say that would be a effective way to herd people
>>344849063
This frightens me. I'm not sure why. This whole Pokemon GO craze is very unsettling for some reason.
Anyone else know this feel?
>>344851481
You mean your wife's son
>>344851004
No idea where you live, but don't you have pre-paid options in your country?
I get unlimited data without a contract for less than 3 bucks a month.
>>344849063
>get done playing a bit of vidga at home
>drive into to pick up some stuff for lunch
>they're in the streets
>they're in the stores
>they're fucking everywhere and tied to their screens
Public property in the area has dozens of people oozing out of the woodwork to try to catch Pokemon and conquer gyms. I've seen lines held up in work places and adults loitering on private property just for a simple AR game. It's almost disturbing how quick this has happened.
>>344851193
im not sly enough
>>344851260
Yes I'm sure those hundreds of people are all having great fun and not just awkwardly trying not to bump into other people while trying to get close enough to catch
>>344851353
They were pretty low budget movies
>>344851469
Longer than Miitomo. It has the Pokemon name, a social element, and a way to keep people playing.
>>344851525
Shouldn't you be browsing Blacked?
>>344851374
>catching fictional monsters in a fiction museum
poetry
>>344850970
>>344851024
There's also the fact that it's harder to keep a game kid-friendly when it's an MMO. Nintendo is real serious about that sort of thing. Remember swapnote?
>>344849063
Okay let's assume I'm down with this. Why would I want a Wartortle?
>tfw this century is the century that Western civilisation collapses and the world falls into an eternal darkness
>>344851486
I totally see the mass shooter thing happening. That's it. It's over.
>>344851573
my dick remembers swapnote
>>344851469
I don't think it'll be that fast.
>>344851052
You know the whole blacklivesmatter + dindu nuffin meme the pigs are starting to push online?
Yeah, that shit is over. The former is a joke and the latter is transparent and everyone knows where that shit is coming from.
By the by, blacks are killed at a disproportiate rate by the police compared to other races.
If the thing in Dallas is any indication, the whole fantasy that many cops have of being "UNDER FIRE BY EBUL NIGGERS" thing is going to become a very real fucking thing.
And not just random cops being murdered anymore. They're going to more then likely take it to their homes.
Think the blacks who have been pushed into a corner and had their lives and spirits destroyed by living in america and honestly have nothing to live for won't start blasting at cops?
It's already starting.
>>344851486
>go to /r9k/
>"Some of you are alright, don't play Pokemon GO tomorrow."
>>344851052
>>344851340
You REALLY don't seem that smart
>>344851560
>Thinks posting porn will shut down the thread
Your post will get deleted and everyone will laugh at you.
What is jontron mad about /v/?
>>344851469
i hate the "app mentality"
its literally that south park episode with Chinpokomon all over again
today its OMG POKEMON GO ITS THE BEST THING EVER WHY DONT YOU PLAY IT YOU LOSER
in a month it will be
Pokemon what? oh that, please thats old news its all about X now
no fucking wonder gaming is going to shit when people expect to get a billion dollar production every fucking week and make it last for all of 35 minutes
>>344851541
>almost disturbing
no, it is disturbing.
anyone saying that large scale behavior modification on millions of people over *fucking pokemon* isn't INCREDIBLY TROUBLING....
it's great that people are walking and all, but this is effectively mind control
>>344850321
Eejit.
>>344851585
>not waiting to enjoy the chaos
>>344851650
jajaja
>>344851554
>Yes I'm sure those hundreds of people are all having great fun and not just awkwardly trying not to bump into other people while trying to get close enough to catch
They'll go home telling tales of an amazing experience they had while you wasted yet another day on /v/ doing jackshit but being a little depressed fuck who annoys everyone around him
>>344849816
The question is: Do you think people would board actual tangible planes if they knew a Pokemon was going to be at a certain place at a certain time?
>>344851348
Ingress is in year three. You have no idea how small an excuse people need to do this.
"Well the mechanic says it'll take an hour to do the thing with my car, I wonder how many stops are ar- oh look someone used a lure!"
"If I leave for work ten minutes earlier than usual I can spin twelve extra stops!"
"Hey wanna ditch class and find this pikachu that it says is nearby?"
>>344851650
Jon hates anything popular.
>>344849063
Can someone please tell me what the actual gameplay appeal of Pokemon GO is? You've added Wartortle to your spreadsheet so what?
>>344850523
>>344850430
>>344850363
>>344850362
>>344850341
>>344850301
You guys are a bunch of idiots. Sure Pokemon as a whole is popular and everyone "knows" about it, but I can assure you tons of people playing Pokemon Go had no real knowledge of Pokemon other than knowing it existed.
I know a lot of normies who doesn't ever play any video games even on their phones, but yet they are playing Pokemon Go due to the social aspect of it.
>>344851340
Black lives matter was started to bring attention to injustices done to black people that seemed to go unnoticed without Twitter/cameras, all lives matter started because of black lives matter and white jealousy/need to prove a """point""" that white people are special too. Yes, the average African American has lower IQ (5-10 points), accounts for over 50% of violent crime and accounts for less than 20/30% of the population, but an average doesn't show the humongous gap between socioeconomic groups and or geographical locations (inner cities lack hefty funding/good budgeting and therefore lacks formal education). I hate black people though.
>normies constantly laughing at me because I spent my life behind a screen playing video games
>normies now get their souls sucked by a smartphone
who's laughing now
>>344851650
>saved world hunger
>>344851619
>>344851560
This is child porn
>>344851560
at least post good loli if you're gonna post loli
like rustle or something
>>344851623
90% of the time a cop shoots a nigger the nigger was doing something violent or fucking stupid.
The other 10% are cops being trigger happy retards.
>>344851650
Who gives a fuck?
Fuck youtube celebs.
>>344851650
He almost had an Abra and it ran.
>>344851675
Lol literally not even the self control to stop visiting /v/. Why are you even still alive? You're clearly not even living.
>>344851687
Holy shit all this projection, do you want to talk?
>>344851642
I never said I was.But that's not to say that I'm not smarter than the average black.
>>344851623
YOOOOOOOOOO
HOL UP NIGGA
IS YOU SAYIN
HOL THA FUQQ UP
IS YOU SAYIN
WE BE DA RACE WARRIORZ N SHIT?
>>344851609
>>344851675
lol retard
>wahhh a videogame is popular
so was pokemon red and blue
what's it like being so petty and immature?
maybe you'll grow out of it in a few years and enjoy life
>>344851650
He's obviously making fun of the fact that pokemon go recently became the most popular thing on the fucking planet.
>>344851725
mass media is laughing at both of you, and me
>>344851650
I wouldn't say he's mad he's just making a joke about how people think it's the best thing ever.
https://overland.org.au/2016/07/live-in-the-moment-the-situationists-pokemon-go/
Don't do this to yourselves, guys. Uninstall the app.
>>344850201
>Pokemon in 1999 wasn't as big as Go is right now
>>344851675
There's easier ways to do it you moron.
>>344851493
108. Come on man that's the closest you get to ancient asian memes.
>>344851486
the latter two probably will not happen, because pokemon/gyms/etc are not on private property, and terrorists/shooters have way bigger fish to fry than 5 or so mobilefags at a lure.
>>344851710
>i was only pretending
the point was that "pokemon was never big" and in 1998 it was the biggest thing in the world
>>344851784
>How can I be this bitter and cynical. I'm only 22 for fucks sake
You straight up said it
>>344849720
>needing an excuse to exercise, explore or meet people
I thought they were supposed to be the normies
This is it gentlemen. Pokemania 2.0: This Time It's Personal has arrived. Once Niantic adds pvp and trading, the word as we know it will end. Those mayans were off a few years, but they were right. Arceus help us once Gardevoir, Lucario, Sylveon and Lopunny are added.
>>344851353
Spy Kids was Robert Rodriguez making fun home movies starring his kids and their friends and families so that they all had something to do during summer vacation.
>>344849195
>not even "kys normie"
Wow, legitimately upset about Pokémon.
>>344851828
I'm not that anon
>>344851793
I actually bought that. It's very nice.
I miss nikki.
>>344851793
Nikki? More like
T H I C C I
H
I
C
C
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>>344851710
You realize you don't need to play the games? Most people play this because they watched the anime when thy where kids.
And don't come telling me only a few watched that shit, the first pokemon theme skyrocket on spotify
>tfw it'll soon be possible to have a Gardevoir gf
I'm already bored with the game. Game is gonna be so much better once they add Gen 3 and the ability to take photos of the Pokemon I have.
>>344850569
Yeah, right? It's other blacks.
>>344849278
>only 22
Get off the computer Grandpa.
>>344851709
You post it on facebook and buy a happy meal for your wife's son.
>>344851668
Pokemon has been a thing longer then south park has been on the air.
This game is a fucking psyop.
>>344851841
If you worry about "normalfags" at all, you're a fucking joke and I am amused by your presence.
>>344851719
BLM was started and funded by George Soros to create economic uncertainty in order to short the US stock exchange and make billions at the expense of everyone else.
Holy fucking shit, I would have never imagined /v/ was filled with drama queens
>>344850569
no they shoot blacks abroad
>>344850870
>things that never happened
How would you know he was playing Go?
>>344851690
Yes.
People would fly to other countries to catch mewtwo. or mew.
>>344850201
are you retarded?
there were fucking pokemon poptarts and pokemon cereals and pokemon soups and pokemon themed public transportation and commercials on every station and pokemon clothes in every classroom
when i can buy pokemon poptarts again, i will be happy to agree
>>344849063
I know I'm being irrational but I hate how all those normies claim they love pokemon when they probably don't know the missingno cinnabar island glitch or that there's a hidden rare candy in the backyard of the house in cerulean city.
>>344851650
wasnt jon the not so grump?
>>344851926
Gee, the place that spawned GamerG-Unit is full of drama queens?
>>344849063
>the year is 2016
>/v/ loves mobile trash
>>344851905
tfw 24 and ready to shitpost to my grave
>>344851913
how is that related in any way?
>Live in the ghetto
>One of the only white people living in this predominantly black area
>Afraid to go outside to play Pokemon GO in fear of being mugged for being a white boi on his phone since that shit happens here
I'm pretty depressed over it honestly.
>>344851374
>Koffing in Auschwitz
>Mysides.bmp
>>344851926
Is this your first day on here or something
This is drama central, everyone is always getting upset over insignificant shit, if there's nothing to getting upset about they'll deliberately roam twitter to find something
>>344849619
>leaving /v/
Oh my sweet summer child
>>344851994
Anon that's racist
#BlackLivesMatter
Can someone help? I masturbated 4 times yesterday and 3 today, but at the beginning of this day and right now my dick stings whenever I grasp it. It happens often when I get into these fury-faps.
How do I recover my penis faster? I must fap but that also contributes to the problem. I only ask here because I want to fap to poke-stuff.
>>344851926
internet drama is our job
>>344852010
>if there's nothing to getting upset about they'll deliberately roam twitter to find something
At this point I swear that's just a bot
>>344851623
Great bait, but I think now is the time to remind people that human equality doesn't actually exist. Blacks are genetically predisposed to violence and they have the lower IQ.
>>344851994
Just buy incense with your whiteboi gold.
>>344851996
It's a shoop though, yet some people will be offended at Nintendo for it. But who cares.
>>344852034
#TheyreWorthLessThanFecalMatter
>>344850045
The only games my dad played were final fantasy, dragon quest, doom and mario 64, and hadn't played games for ~20 years. Now he's texting me about how neat pokemon go is. I think it being on smartphones (and thus being easily accessible to most people) is bringing in a lot of people who used to play video games but stopped.
>>344851719
Perceived injustices. Literally every black person they've ever chose to back after a police shooting ended up being completely at fault, without fail.
>>344852040
alternate between aloe and coconut oil
Any riots yet?
>>344851841
I like you lolianon, dont get down by the normalfags in this thread
>>344851954
underrated post
>tfw everyone knows the first pokemon theme but not the second which is much better
>>344851926
So you haven't been here for more than a few hours?
>>344851994
buy the PokeGlock accessory
>>344850337
I am half-sorry for you
>>344851507
too many people have iphones
>>344849720
>Walking is exercise
Everytime. Why are Amerifats so lazy?
It actually discourages exercise since going to fast will make your eggs not hatch.
>>344852091
it was a comparison to the story in the episode
it has nothing to do with how long anything has existed
you dense fuck
>>344849632
Put a metamorph in the vote booth
>>344851994
Fuck off with your white privilege.
>>344851787
Whatever that means, you're probably less smart than that
>>344850870
Isn't that something that happens quite often with narrow walled driveways though?
>>344852134
People have been using bikes and skateboards to make their eggs hatch, how fucking fast are you?
>>344851752
Thing is the 10% are fucking things up for the other 90% due to their actions getting more attention put on them.
So morons end up thinking "well ALL of them are evil"
What also doesn't help are good cops defending or turning a blind eye to the actions of shitty cops because muh boy in blue.
>>344852137
Are you retarded? I was agreeing that what the guy said wasn't relative and that you were making a comparison.
Holy shit man.
>>344850928
>Being such a slave to your candidate that even the general disapproval of BOTH candidates by someone makes you try and defend your candidate.
You need to calm the fuck down nigga.
>>344852134
So you don't consider walking for more than 10km exercise? Many do this for the eggs.
You also can jog m8.
fad
>>344852134
Yeah, when you go over 25 km/h
Now, what kind of human can go at such speeds?
>>344850895
Too much money, too little return.
>>344852108
the second theme is so based
i like that one and the first johto theme
>>344849920
salty BernVictim spotted
>>344849278
Think about your mortality, realise that time isn't something we can create more of and let people go about their business because it doesn't really matter in the end.
>>344851871
Why don't you go and try this. Ask those people playing Pokemon Go a few simple questions about the show.
"hey remember how Ash met up with Misty? Did Ash ever pay Misty back for her broken bike?"
"hey remember when Ash had to let Butterfree go?"
"hey remember how Charmander almost died due to the rain?"
I'm sure most people won't be able to answer you.
Let's be real. Most people only started playing this because their friends are. If you don't play it, you are left out. I'm not saying that is a bad thing though. It will be interested to see if this has any big impact on Pokemon Sun/Moon sales.
>>344851340
Poverty is the biggest source of shitters, honestly.
See: The Middle East, Florida and China
Black people just drew the short stick and ended up becoming most of the US's poor. The ones who grew up in a stable household with two parents who were well above the poverty line are generally just as intelligent as anyone else.
>>344852129
It's half-alright. I half-mind it desu.
>>344852240
defaced ballot master race
>>344850928
When does this meme become funny?
>all the stories about everyone playing Go in public
How can you guys tell it's Go that they're playing? Most likely they're just using their phone for other reasons. Also, I though the point was to go "explore" and look for Pokemon. How do all the people in OP know that a specific Pokemon is at the specific spot?
>>344852202
So why the fuck are you arguing?
my fucking god
how fucking retarded can you get, you're dumb even for this place
you dont even know who you are arguing with
>>344851486
>Getting shot when wandering on private property
MURIKA
I don't care about Pokemon Go. I don't care about #blacklivesmatter. I don't care about LGBT issues or the presidential elections. I don't care about AAA video games or big budget hollywood movies. I don't care about much of anything that most people seem to care about. I have nothing in common with the people around me.
>>344852301
#refugeeswelcomehere
ironically islam condones lethal force to protect your property lol
>>344852297
You're pretty weird. I didn't argue at all. I stated that I knew it wasn't relative as well.
>>344850919
>Hillary
>martial law
>the whole US
forwhatpvrpose.jpg
>>344849278
I had this phase when I was 15. Grow the fuck up. Stop being so salty and concerned about everything you fucking autist.
>>344851719
Weird how the average african american has a 5-10% lower iq while nigerians have the highest college graduation rate of any immigrant group.
That and any group of blacks that create their own wealth and social circle that whites are not privy to are oft found dead or ruined in america.
Which is beyond fucked up.
I mean, it's all let the niggers kill themselves/pull themselves up by their bootstraps when they are in need of help, but their singing we shall over come and posting pictures of martin luther king when they want handouts or to protect themselves.
To be honest.
Everyone on the planet saw this coming. They spend all of this time pushing the american negro is violent and stupid thing and then wonder why they have created a real home terrorist group that can do more damage then a thousand world trade centers and timothy mcveighs combined.
The attempts at false catharsis with bullshit negro prayer ralleys on television and contrived "riots" has basically failed. And no amount of bought off and owned queer media negros is going to help change things.
By the way, everyone knows that the american census is bullshit. UN Americans everyone.
>>344850165
>>344850569
Did you guys even watch the interviewing of James Comey and Loretta Lynch by congress? Democrats who got their turn to speak didn't even talk or ask about the issues at hand (Hillary's e-mail investigation, lying under oath etc) but talked about BLM and cops all the time.
It's fucking surreal.
>>344851690
Probably. Make it a rare legendary and claim that this is the 'only time' it can be caught and watch as they come flocking in it.
The ramifications are fucking insane.
>>344852375
Because only the strongest should thrive and reap the benefits, not worthless ants of people.
>>344852351
Nice blog, where can I subscribe
>>344852274
I wouldn't be able to answer since I watched the show over when I was young.
I can't help it that you manchilds still watch pokemon
>>344852274
Christ. You do realize people can like a franchise without remembering every single detail of an anime that aired 15 years ago?
>>344850456
that was robbery, the main ingredient of a mugging is an ass-beating.
if you didn't get you face kicked in you weren't mugged.
>>344852274
I have only faint memories of the events. I have never owned a single Pokemon game (I have emulated a few to try it out, though). I bet I can still name at least 100 of the original 150 right now, and close to 150 if given time.
The entire franchise was and still is huge, whether you like it or not.
>FUCKING NORMIES! THEY DON'T PLAY THE GAMES!!
Of course not retards, this shit is for those who watched the show back in the day, for those who bandwagon they latest fad, for the social aspect.
You don't have to play the games to like Pokemon or any franchise just know enougth about it.
>>344852126
AR games with accessories are going to be moneypits. Wear shit that is connected to the game, like ruby rings that cast AR fireballs. PVP zones where everyone is always on edge like it's downtown Aleppo. Beards that launch nukes...
>>344850189
That's normal, out of every Pokémon spinoffs, Go has BY FAR the worst gameplay.
>>344849063
You know what the best part is? Watching Nintendo react to the popularity of Pokemon Go over the next few years. I can't wait to see them go full casual on NX and their games.
>>344852276
This. I grew up with 2 parents, finished college and here I am browsing 4chan.
wait...
>>344852274
>mfw i'm a fan of pokemon and only played the games and never watched the show
>>344849278
>22 year old weak willed faggot can't stay positive and enjoy things after being exposed to 4chan for only a couple of years
>tfw 29, been trapped on this hellhole since 04, and still able to enjoy video games and talk shit without drowning in negativity
Step up.
>>344852294
There's a very specific manner people look at and touch the game.
>>344849063
>went to the town square tonight at 1am feelin like a creeper
>100 faggots walking around
>police don't care anymore
>challenge the gym
>niggers get mad and start yelling about it
>decide to leave and catch pokemon
>fucking team valor
>>344852351
kys then
>>344850438
>going to the fucking library
>in the internet age
I fucking hate libraries. They used to be quit places to read, my safe haven, but not anymore. These days libraries are horrible places to study. Way to many people there only using computers for Facebook or air conditioning, fucking poorfags. Fuck that. You think I wanna hear about what Chad and Stacy did at Calvin's party last week while I'm trying to read about algorithms and data structs? Hell fucking no. Do you know how annoying it is to try and immerse yourself in a good book only to have fucking art students talk about how weed should be legal? Fuck that noise. Nothing beats studying at home. Libraries are for literal poorfags who can't buy books online. Fuck off. You fucking library government shill. Call the library police, I don't care.
>>344851486
>>344852301
>>somebody getting shot when looking for a pokemon on private property
This already almost happened. Some dipshit jumped a barbed wire fence onto private property to chase a Snorlax and nearly got shot for it.
>Live in Toronto
>Decide to go out aroundDufferin and Bloorat 3AM to search for mons since I can't sleep
>Random hobos and drug addicts keep looking at me
>Some even approached and pestered me for change
One of these days I'm going to regret this, but I can't stop right now.
>>344852274
Go home gamer boy
>>344852294
You can't tell. I got stopped in a fucking shop because I had my phone out while waiting for my wife to get out of the changing room. They assumed I was either playing Pokemon Go or pretending to in order to sneak pictures of women.
>>344851928
The mostly shoot olive skins these days.
>>344849063
The end of the world.
>>344852431
>the strongest should thrive
>gets rekt by raiden
lol
>>344851690
100% as long as the price is cheap and the location is ok on its own.
i can fly to london for under 100 $ and spend a day shopping, if you add a rare pokemon my retard friends who are actually spending gasoline running around in their car to catch pokemon would flock to the airport.
>>344851183
mcmahon is literally playing pokemon go though
https://twitter.com/VinceMcMahon/status/753035502484348932
>>344850919
Marshall Law? I didn't know Hillary plays Tekken.
>>344852481
What happens in yugio with the life points?
Do people die if its a real duel or something?
>>344850201
Let me guess, your first pokémon game was Black, which you started playing when you were 5.
>>344851740
No it was just hentai.
>>344852510
What, do they have to walk backwards while throwing pokeballs with their feet? I don't think it's specific enough to warrant instant Go-recognition.
>>344852526
>jumped a barbed wire
what did the dumb nigger expect?
on the other hand the wire should have been higher
>>344851316
There's something about large crowds that's unnerving. If one of the people in OP's pic started bragging about getting the pokemon, one person would punch them, the rest would mob on him, not even fully aware of what they're doing. They just wouldn't be able to stop themselves.
>>344852274
>Most people only started playing this because their friends are.
You're seriously deranged if you think the vast majority of GO players haven't played an actual Pokémon game beforehand.
>>344851752
90% of all statistics are made up on the spot to support something that is more then likely bullshit.
Dude, who are you trying to defend. No one here gives a shit about black people getting killed and few give a shit about cops getting killed. It's just more lulz for them.
No one fucking cares about your bullshti statistics. The wheels are already turning. Things are going to get very bad very soon.
>>344851792
Thank you generic retard that's pretending to be black.
>>344852051
At no point does anyone think that you or your race is superior to anything. It's a con game to keep you idiots as good compliant and loving slaves. All they have to do is pat you on the head and say you are superior based on absolutely fuck all.
You're just so completely and utterly beaten and controlled that you don't see it.
You're part of a slave race. A stupid one that is being slowly lobotomized and sterilized.
>>344852294
>help friend setup GO on his phone
>we walk a few blocks to get him a starter Pikachu
>notice another guy walking around looking at shit thru his phone
>catch a pikachu, head back, pass another guy doing the same
>pumping gas around 1am that night
>group of college kids on the sidewalk, all on their phones
>their playing GO
>leave, hit a stop light
>couple passes, both on phone
>guy points at something with phone in hand
>see the GO screen
>hit second stop light
>another group of three pass
>notice the GO screen on at least one of their phones
>get home, older sister is outside on GO
its a thing man. jesus.
>>344850201
this is true
so many normies
hell i bet some of the kids that gave me shit for playing 20 years ago are walking around like faggots rite now
This game seems like it could be fun if you were actually able to fucking do something with your pokemons except pay money and set up a gym. Like, actually fight each others pokemons?
>>344850496
my dog is sick
>>344851710
Well I can assure you that you have absolutely nothing to back up your assurances with.
>Be on my bed
>Casually check the phone
>There is a Bulbasaur near
>Get out
>Don't find it
>Realize I just have like 3 pokeballs
>Go to the nearest pokestop
>See another nearby
>End up following a trail of pokestops
>5km egg hatches
This shit man.
>>344852708
Soon. What's amazing to me is how popular this shit is even though it's not even finished. 123
>>344851834
Is this how our parents felt when Pokemon first showed up? This weird, animated cute monsters suddenly taking over every child, and they couldn't understand it?
>>344852706
They gave you shit for acting like a retard, not for liking pokemon
>>344852648
You really, really should get out more. Being a shut-in and drawing your social know-how from anime and Hollywood isn't healthy for you.
Is there a reason people are using the ar feature?
i turned it off and just tapping the pokemon within the radius gives you an instant battle without doing the shit that can get you hurt
>>344852529
>fewer players in Canada since its not released there yet
>goes out at 3AM in fucking Toronto
how does it feel to be the most likely person to be the first raped playing pokemon go?
>>344849063
>You now realize that a full blown full feature Pokemon MMO releasing for PC/Smartphone/Tablet would genuinely cripple society
Do it
>>344849278
It should sicken you. It's fucking retarded.
>>344852789
>ameriturds
>not crippled beyond salvation already since forever
>>344852650
> You're seriously deranged if you think the vast majority of GO players haven't played an actual Pokémon game beforehand.
You are seriously deranged if you think the vast majority of GO players gave 2 cents about Pokemon before this.
>>344852570
Vince is probably only in it for Machoke and Machamp.
>>344852742
You wearing out your nice shoes, anon?
>>344852570
>next week on WWE RAAWWWW someone in the audience will wander into the ring while playing pokemon go and get DDT'd
I'm hype
>>344852679
AYO WHO YOU CALLIN A RETARD WHITE BOI? YOU WANNA GET CAPPED PECKERWOOD?
>>344852789
ive always said the perfect game kills you
>watch trailer forever ago
>it shows hundreds of people congregating in a city to all play together enthusiastically, getting visibly and audibly excited when Mewtwo shows up
>"pffft, it'll never be like that"
>mfw it's exactly like that
I don't even live in a big city and there were crowds of like 25-50 people gathered around lured pokestops, all just sitting there catching pokemon and talking about it. At night. I was out with two friends and we even had a police officer pull up in his cruiser, and I expected him to ask us to stop loitering or something but he straight up said "hey guys, you playing pokemon?"
it's so fucking bizarre and surreal, I don't understand how this happened
>>344852835
No. I am not.
>>344851260
That's fine but if a bunch of people were rolling around in shit having a good time id probably view it the same way I view pokemon go.
Normies love awful games and it fucks up the industry in order to cater to them
>>344852698
oh and i even forgot to mention that a group of us went out to lunch that day and out waiter was even on GO between serving tables.
>>344852708
Updates are confirmed.
We'll be getting gen2 and rest of gen 1 too.
>>344849278
Probably it's just because you don't like seeing twitter screencap threads on this place
>>344850417
>Don't even care about Pokemon Go
>my dad keeps sending me Pokemon Go tweets and funny pictures
This is even fucking worse
>>344852940
>rest of gen 1
what's missing?
>>344851861Then why did you even reply
>>344850950
>catch the loli
>sex her up
>>344852769
There's a difference between a group of people and a large crowd. OP's pic unsettles me because of the number of people and being all crowded together, staring down. At like festivals, it doesn't bother me as much since they're all scattered about or focused center stage on the music. I'm from a smaller country so I guess I'm not used to that many people at once.I don't like anime, family
>>344849278
It's ok, We have the technology, We have found away back into their world.
>>344852940
That cashshop will be raking in dough for a fucking decade from these retards
>>344852882
>>"pffft, it'll never be like that"
>>mfw it's exactly like that
Exactly my thoughts. Tons of mobile games have dumb commercials that show a billion people come together to play in the middle of a city, but Pokemon Go is pretty much the only one that has managed to accomplish that.
It's quite frankly amazing.
>>344852679
90% of all posts are created just to piss off some other anons!
>people willingly giving their metadata to Google
Literally what the fuck is wrong with all of you
>>344851537
link??
>>344852983
>he doesnt already do this irl
>>344853054
Big data just got bigger, baby.
>>344849278
You're witnessing the slow death of Western civilization. It should sicken you.
>>344849278
>How can I be this jaded
Because it's the cool thing to do and you desperately want recognition from strangers on the internet.
>>344853054
I'm pretty sure they're getting it from my phone either way, so I may as well catch some pokemon in the meantime
>>344849423
kek
>wild Golbat
>half of my pokeballs don't even reach
What the actual fuck.
>>344852882
>2am jogging at the park
>Had the app pen just to get some km for the eggs
>It vibrates, a fucking Magmar appeared near the college campus
>Se around if there is anyone and catch it
>Night-guard appears out of nowhere
>"Hey are you playing that new game? Can you explain to me what it is about?"
>Mfw
My spaghetti was everywhere but at least he didn't call the police, he just wanted to understand.
Is this the true face of the end times? What happens the day this is spotted?
>>344853054
guess what you're doing by posting on 4chan, smart guy
>>344852740
Sure, nothing I say would matter to you. You'd just continue on with your bullshit.
The fact that I know a whole bunch of people who didn't give any fucks about Pokemon or gaming in general are playing it, or the fact that I know even their moms are playing GO doesn't mean shit to you. Even kids who has never watched or played the game is playing GO.
>>344852963
There is only 133 pokemons on Go m8.
Pokemon GO isn't compatible with my phone.
Is it actually any good?
>>344853109
>I'm pretty sure they're getting it from my phone either way
Not if you're smart and know what you're doing.
>32 in a few days
>dont get this
>cant decide if im just old or if its genuinely stupid
>cant decide if i should get into it lest i be left behind when every game is like this
Im constantly confused and everything terrifies me.
>>344853054
Hope you don't have a smartphone of any kind, use most search engines including DuckDuckGo, or visit sites that have Google Analytics.
>>344853159
I bet they excluded Jinx for being a racial stereotype.
>>344851690
Mewtwo and Mew are the greatest marketing move waiting to happen. I honestly think the trailer scene when it shows up may have underestimated how many people would show up to such an event if they are given enough time to make it happen.
>Wild Pokémon has fled to another city
>>344853150
>implying I'm not behind a gorillion proxies
>>344850928
>wanting a celebrity president
Trump is just doing everything for attention. That isn't to say any of the others are bettet, but anyone voting this term is a chump.
>>344853191
maybe you're really 82
>>344853136
When event pokemon start i won't be suprised if people get killed
>>344853215
Nah I have two
>>344852896
If people gave a shit about Pokemon, Pokemon Shuffle would've been a bigger hit. But it didn't, and that's Candy crush mixed with Pokemon.
>>344853215
Jinx is in, actually. I've got one.
>>344851719
>>344852276
I really hate this poverty meme. If you know you're poor as fuck, why fuck unprotected? Why bring more children into the world that you can't take care of that will be raised by the streets instead? What kind of sane person-
>free gibsmedats
Oh.
>>344849063
>>344849278
the truly sad part is that none of this matters. what's the benefit in doing this? what will they accomplish? how can you even call this shit a video game?
I bet more than half that crowd can't even name 10 different pokemon.
>>344853271
Oh man it still looks terrible.
I always thought it looked good with the pitch black.
What the fuck is jinx anyway? I used to think that with the pitch blackness it was some kind of spirit of a diva
>>344853190
lol tell yourself that
>>344853215
Dumb /pol/lack.
>>344853237
>tfw no legendary doggos in real life
>>344853284
>why fuck unprotected? Why bring more children into the world that you can't take care of that will be raised by the streets instead?
These people are uneducated and don't have anything else beside alcohol to spend their time.
There is no gibsmedat in my country nor anything similar to welfare, yet uneducated poor people still have 12 kids at minimum.
>>344853292
>what's the benefit in doing this? what will they accomplish?
What's the benefit in staying on your computer bitching on 4chan for hours?
At least they're physically active.
>>344853292
Skinner's box.
>>344853284
>If you know you're poor as fuck, why fuck unprotected?
Because most poor people aren't educated on contraception.
Because other poor people want to rake in that social welfare for having kids.
>>344849063
I take it Santa Monica has a low basketball American population? Must be nice.
>>344849632
>le 'young people didn't vote' meme
brexit happened cause we wanted it. maybe we wanted it because we're stupid, but hey ho.
>>344853292
They are normal people who just heard about the latest dank app and are trying it out. People don't need to be a fan of pokemon to see the fun in a shitty little app where you run around catching funny little monsters. I don't see the sadness.
>>344853374
They don't give free abortions in your country? After which a prison sentence of one year and probation?
>>344853054
>giving a fuck
but why thou? do you think your data is special or something? do you think anyone actually gives a single fuck who you are or what youre doing?
sorry friend. they dont.
>>344853136
Riots, family. It'll be known as the Mew Riot of 2016. People will cross countries just to get it. The man who gets it will be crucified in the town square. The end is nigh.
REPENT REPENT
>>344853336
Japanese fashion called gyaru
>>344853437
>happened
it didn't happen yet and probably won't :^)
>>344851913
>Both debuted in North America in 1997
Kill yourself
>>344853380
nigga, I'm watching movies, online shopping and backing up my old hard drives.
these people are standing on a pier in the middle of the night, hoping to catch a virtual monster. this shit seems so fucking autistic, but since normal people are doing it, it's okay.
>>344853054
>he thinks he can escape google-chan
>posts on 4chan
Even if you don't use google products, most sites use google analytics
>>344853054
I don't think there are enough people on the planet to sort through all the GPS data pokemon GO is generating
>>344853237
>those on the teams can only catch the legendary corresponding to their color
the rage that would causedo it
>>344850279
yeah. he could do so much better.
This must have been the cheapest fucking app to make.
>Take all the 3D models from the Pokedex 3D app they released a few years back
>Rip off Ingress
>Release to the masses
It must be printing money
>>344853515
>getting in groups to do something you find fun is autistic
Okay Anon.
>>344853437
Brexit happened because an overwhelming majority of people ironically voted "leave" because they legitimate think "oh my vote doesn't matter anyway"
>>344853401
Most """"poor""" people have better smartphones and cars than I do. Most """"poor"""" people have sneakers that cost the same as my rent. Where do I sign up to be """"poor"""" and uneducated? I think I'm living my life incorrectly.
>I just walked almost 20km
>Legs are killing me
>Still have the itching for going out for more
Is it truly the app what is addicting or it's the exercise what feels good?
>>344852418
>democrats chose not to bring up stuff that could harm the democratic presidential candidate
wow unprecedented
>>344853374
>>344853401
>education
this meme needs to die, education has never taught common sense. In the old days educated people werent morons because only people who werent idiots got an education, these days everyone does, so every idiot is also educated, whoo.
It is evolutionarily smart to reproduce as much as you can, especially if you are poor.
If you are poor the chance of your children dying is higher. If you are poor the chance of you having enough money to take care of yourself down the line is lower. Having a large family becomes your retirement plan. It also means more people out there who could potentially get stupendously lucky and score big time solving your entire familys problems.
Whats the worse that could happen? They starve and die? This is different from them never being born how?
The poor have always had more children than the rich, who have always had more children than the 'doing ok'. That just makes the most sense.
>>344853501
Huh. Looks like it was westernly influenced.
>>344853240
you aren't
>>344853539
>Rip off Ingress
Isn't it by the same company?
>>344852608
A bunch of duels in the anime ended extremely dramatically when someone's LP reached zero.
No one in the Duel Monsters anime died in a duel, but in the original series and I think in the manga people died all the fucking time.
>>344849597
It's compatible with my phone but I don't have a gyroscope so there's no AR so there's kinda no point.
>>344853501
Could also be based on eskimo princesses or whatever the fuck the legend is called. Either that or a woman with severe frostbite.
>>344853598
Le "this le meme needs to le die" meme
>>344853572
I hope you are saving you faggot.
>>344853598
i am poor and don't want kids
>>344853628
Woah, that's hardcore.
>>344853653
wipe this meme from the face of the earth......................
>>344849632
>dumbass millionaire
>corrupt hag
Fuckt hat
> Pokemon has reached levels of popularity possibly beyond that of the initial craze when it first came out
It's so bizarre to see, but I kinda like it.
Wish I lived in a more populated area, though. There are no pokeshops at all within walking distance of me.
>>344853475
>tfw I will fake location myself to him instantly from my PC
>>344853684
Yu-gi-oh season zero was fucking brutal. There's a reason it didn't air in the US.
>>344853454
Only in the capital abortions are legal and free, we don't give welfare and their healthcare it's barebones.
Our government once tried to secretly sterilize poor women in a "health campaign" but someone snitched and there was an uproar about muh human rights.
>>344850030
Why is the go-to defense for this P2W mobile game always nothing but name-calling?
This is basically Candy Crush with a meme licence. If you know anything about video games at all you know this is a bad thing, so why is it that defenders always try to justify it with concern trolling like "it's a fitness app! It's healthy because friends!"
It's very similar to the early days of the Wii, where it was latched onto by the public as a fitness initiative.
The adamant defence force on /v/ seems positively desperate to try and signal to others that they're attached to something deemed "positive" by mass culture. By claiming you like a game that isn't very good you're attaching yourself to ideas of being "active" and "social," while not actually having to do those things. It's about latching yourself into a community so that you get to be part of the "In" crowd.
Pokemon Go is basically a free Wii Fit, or an Apple computer. You play it because you think it says something about you, not because you actually like it.
>>344853653
Education is a meme now, its been so since the 60s. Universities are literally daycare for common idiots who feel entitled now to tweet about their stupid opinions and think anyone who disagrees with them is being 'anti intellectual'.
>>344852084
what about castile? he literally did nothing wrong
>>344853576
Exercise feels good brah it's why I ride my bike 50 miles a day.
>>344853741
It also didn't air outside of japan because it almost had nothing to do with duel monsters, it was just fucked up death games.
>>344853136
>CNN SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
>MEW IS CURRENTLY LOCATED AT HILLARY CLINTON'S VOTING STATIONS
my keks when
This ''game'' woud only be good if they completly remake the way they give you the loot, instead of pandering to casualfags only making it a collection simulator, make the combat like in the games and if you lose, you give some of your shit to the other fag (and he gets exp for the pokemon) like in the games obviously, normies would get btfo and people that actually played it would give it a go.
>>344853732
DELETE THIS FUCK YOU PCFAG STOP RUINING EVERYTHING
>>344853741
I remember watching the 4kids version.
Oh boy those were weird shows. I remember one show they had about loli witches with like, gumballs in their staffs that grant wishes. One episode had one of the witches following her little sister and the fucker peed themselves and they showed it for some reason.
>>344853817
>show up
>not registered to vote because manchild can't into adult responsibilities
>>344853628
>no one in the Duel Monsters anime died in a duel
anonwhat did you think the shadow realm was
>>344853761
But why do you care what others do?
This game doesn't force you to pay shit, it gives free stuff, rewards you for walking and gods knows we need more people walking.
Why are you so anal about people having fun?
>>344853879
>don't judge me
can't stop won't stop
>>344853817
>HILLARY CLINTON'S VOTING STATIONS
Is that how America's voting works?
>>344853761
>P2W
I have pokeballs up to my armpits just by passing stops in the train.
>buy shit ton of lures
>flood shitty gas stations, taco bell, cemeteries, Mosques, take out restaurants, Martin Luther King part of town, and pet stores with flash mobs of autists running for their faggot pokemon
This is fucking hilarious. Somebody has to try this. You are literally able to spawn flashmobs in real life with these fucking lures.
>>344849278
Because Huxley was right.
>>344853276
Are you fucking retarded?
Pokemon puzzle games and knock offs are not fucking new you retard.
And candycrush knock offs are not new either.
When you're selling an IP that's famous for something to an audience you have have HAVE to find a way to push the thing that made it popular and likeable to an audience.
Fuck, it's like saying that a halo dating sim released circa 2005 would have had legs because halo was fairly popular at the time.
>>344851052
>difference between the armed services and the police
A badge?
>>344853876
In the original series Yami literally killed people.
The Duel Monsters anime is much more tame.
>>344853879
How many years into F2P are we? How can you not understand how it works by now?
I'm genuinely curious as to how you've managed to be completely uninformed on this
>>344853928
so how long untill terrorists take advantage of this?
>>344853928
if you're imagining a rampaging horde of people you're going to be severely disappointed. at best you'll get a small group of a dozen teens.
>>344853912
I don't even play m8 but I don't understand why so many here are so anal about this.
So what if people not into the franchise now play something related to it? So what if it's popular?
It's just as bizarre as those people walking at fucking 3am for pokemons.
>>344853785
>tfw you fell for the CompSci meme
Data Structures and Algorithms are killing me. I know how fucking queues work, just give me B+ and call it a day! Why the fuck do I have to create a bank simulation? I gotta make HOW many classes? What the fuck is Poisson distribution? WHO THE FUCK IS POISSON?!
>>344853913
Not at all.
But they do have groups that are dedicated to republicans or democrats that set up voting stations. Doesn't mean you still have to vote that way.
>>344853732
If the servers detect that you are doing that
they kick you in no time.
>>344853913
yes
>>344853913
The American political system is pretty fucking wacky.
They literally have a known criminal running for president.
>>344853876
People get out of the Shadow Realm all the time though.
>>344853879
not that guy buti personally care because i had to hide my love of pokemon for a decade for fear of being bullied. seeing the franchise i held that close to me get turned into a normie cash cow makes me mad at how hypocritical society is
>>344853913
>>344853936
>>344853942
My point was, it would get all these people who wouldn't have voted that day to get out there to the voting booths
Because you mentioned hillary's name, they'd likely subconsciously then vote for her while there in MASSIVE droves, biggest voter turnout ever
>>344853576
It's the exercise, it really does wonders for your mental peace
>>344853374
"in my country"
Dude, everything in your post screams american desperately trying to sound like someone from another country.
>>344853598
Hilariously enough, the rich almost always have hideous are outright retarded inbred monsters who are litterally only able to keep their positions or live because of their name and being born into a certain social strata.
>>344853994
>So what if it's popular
NORMIES RUIN EVERYTHING
>>344853984
Not him but I have a week playing and never spend anything on this, poke stops gives you everything you need. You literally only need to walk.
>>344853508
>probably won't
lol remainers
>>344853560
no, it happened because a very small majority voted leave because they wanted to leave.
>>344854012
I live in the middle of fucking nowhere. If I optimize my route I can hit 2 pokestops on a 20 mile fucking walk. Even then I won't actually see any pokemon because of a lack of cell activity in my area.
>>344850201
Pokemon was basically a fucking hysteria in the late 90s
Shit was the fucking Japanese Beatlesmania
>>344854047
This is plausible
>>344852274
Most people watched this on TV almost 20 years ago now dude.
>mfw Debord was right all along
>>344853994
look at me i'm so enlightened and neutral
>>344854105
>Dude, everything in your post screams american desperately trying to sound like someone from another country.
Well I am in the Americas just not North America.
>>344854210
Well tell me why should people be angry at this?
>>344852198
>10% are fucking things up for the other 90%
blacks commit 52% of homicides yet account for roughly 15% of the population. are you implying that 1.5% of US citizens are able to do that much? by that rate every black murderer would be classified as a serial killer.
>>344850201
hi kids..do your homework
>>344854275
who's angry, friend?
>>344854120
Dude, 4chan is basically normie tier by now.
I remember when the current user stats didn't even break 10k.
Fuck off.
>this thread
/v/ is being taken over by retarded liberals who don't see past what the media tells them, holy shit
>>344854467
im sure theres only a couple
>>344854467
why are you discussing politics in this thread
>>344853750
Well they're sterilizing people in america now, Basically everyone from the "middle class" down.
Letting the poor people keep producing easily manipulated and vaccine lobotomized people to fill the slave class.
>>344854467
Dude, how in the hell are you pretening to be enlightened and above the media brainwashing like those other sheeple when you're buying into the false liberal conservative dichotomy?
>>344851650
DUDE POKEMON LMAO
>>344849063
That wartotle means nothing.
Now THIS is a pokemon I'd run to catch though.
>>344854796
Dodger please go and stay go.
>>344849251
There's a mew in the Fema camp over there.
>>344854796
>look at me im gay
>>344854927
>look at me im straight
>>344853994
Because casualization of the hobby
Suddenly everyones loves pokemon because is cool and trendy.
Devs then make microtransactions and social bullshit only to please the userbase that is full of casuals and people that don't play the game or care for the game. they only want the experience because everyone is talking about it.
We have jews/devs trying to milk every drop from their cowcash and happy casuals that eat shit and also buy a pack of golden coins to eat shit.
leaving us with nothing but a shit game.
Until a new trendy game appears.
>>344854942
>no u
is that the only thing your broken brain could muster?
>>344854984
Yes, let's forget the inconvenient part where pokemon been extremely popular for 2 damned decades
>>344855028
>I'm so smart
>>344855060
i'm not saying i'm smart
homosexuality is a disorder, surely even faggots understand that
>>344854984
>Suddenly everyones loves pokemon because is cool and trendy.
>Suddenly
Pokemon was the biggest fucking thing on the entire planet in 1996 this is not a new phenomenon.
>>344855153
>being this buttblasted over tasty male beef
What's the matter anon, feeling intimidated?
>>344854984
>getting assmad over a spinoff game
>a spinoff of a game originally aimed at kids 12 and younger
oh no..scary normies...reeeee
>>344855279
I want to FUCK Wonder Pink
>>344854942
It's actually more like
>look at me im not mentally ill
>>344855434
>still mad
>>344855271
>tfw you're 5'10'' and will never get a qt gf because you were born with shitty manlet genes
>>344855470
>implying lots of people don't like manlets
Manlets get ripped as fuck in no fucking time at all so hit the gym.I am 1.82m high and my boyfriend is a 1.58 dwarf
Don't feel insecure anon, manlets are cute as fuck.
>>344850810
>This
For those people that think this is only a fad and that it will go away, you may be right or maybe not, regardless, this is only the beginning.
The beginning of more mobile/ global/ internet crazes that you will be no part of. You're bitter now that other people are enjoying something you deem stupid, sorry to tell you it will happen again and again, especially if you're reading this as a person in your 20s.
You will watch as society enjoys fads and movements from the distance, bitter because although you tell yourself the're stupid, chances are you've drank the 4chan-kool-aid for too long and you just can't enjoy it. Take a seat and watch the whole world not give a fuck whether you're in or you're out.
>>344849597
>tfw phone has no gyroscope
>tfw can't see pokemon irl
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
this is what happens when you're a poorfag
>>344849597
Same.
>new phone will take 3 weeks to arrive because they're out of stock
Bet everyone will have stopped playing the game at that point.
>>344853862
>Oh boy those were weird shows. I remember one show they had about loli witches with like, gumballs in their staffs that grant wishes. One episode had one of the witches following her little sister and the fucker peed themselves and they showed it for some reason.
Anyone know what the fuck this is?
