It wasn't meant to do this in the first place...
STAHP!
They're waiting for you, Gordon, in the test chamberrrrrrrrr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpCv12q6fFI
we'll need to test this xen crystal, I dont care if it;s dangerous
Is Half life decay worth playing?
[smelling the ashes intensifies]
I'm seeing predictable phaser rays.
Hey! Catch me later I'll buy you a beer!
>>344844901
Gordon, we cannot predict how long the system will operate at this level nor
for how long the reading will take place...work as quickly as you can
No, stay back! GOOOORDOOOON!
Gordon, you're alive! Thank God for that hazard suit. I'm afraid to move him, and all our phones are out. Please, get to the surface as soon as you can, and let someone know we're stranded down here. You'll need me to activate the retinal scanners. I'm sure the rest of the science team will gladly help you.
Well, the pilot thought we were headin' to your mother's house, heh. So far this all looks familiar.
>>344844876
Gordon Freeman, in the flesh - or, rather, in the hazard suit.
YABBA! MY ICE CREAM!
![1024x768[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LFzY1wm.jpg "1024x768[1].jpg")
GrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRuuuuuuurhhhhhhh......
RRHRORORHORORORHRRRHORORRRHORROHRRRHRORRHOROHRRHORORORr
Man, if we make it out of here alive, I'm gonna buy you all a round of beers. Hell, I'll buy the whole damn bar!
>>344847096
This place make boot camp seem like Disneyland.
SQUAD, RECON
What game is this?
>>344846679
Did you see it? They said it was hauled from the Challenger Deep, but I'm positive that beast never swam in terrestrial waters until a week ago. There's a tranquilizer gun in the shark cage, but I'm not sure it would work on this species. You're welcome to try.
>>344847245
System Shock 2
>>344847245
Deus Ex
>>344847096
"Forget about Freeman! We're abandoning the base! If you have any last bomb targets, mark them on the Tactical Map, otherwise, get the hell out of there!
>>344847219
Yeah, I'm gonna be pissed too when I gotta search and rescue your sorry ass.
BWWWWOOOOOEEE
they're waiting for you gordon. In the test chamberrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>344847350
Shephard, you've made it. I take it you didn't find Freeman? Forget it, Corporal. We are puling out. The air strike has started. Get to the hangar while we await evac.
>>344847591
Ha Ha Stayin Alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slRsexrhbG8
>>344847607
With my brains and your brawn we'll make an excellent team.
Bark.
>>344844457
Well that's a long rant for a single point.
HOLY SHIT FUCKING VALVE. THEY FUCKING DID IT! FUCKING GABE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdSKWKZFdrU
>>344844457
11:59
>zen, which was incredibly cool.
>>344848226
>>344848226
>hating xen
>can't into platforming
>>344844051
I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade, let alone create one.
Am I being that much of a burden?
>>344848262
I don't know how you can say that. Although I will admit that the possibility of a resonance cascade scenario is extremely unlikely, I remain uncomfortable with the...
>>344844457
>35 minutes
nigger, I ain't seeing all that
muh vehicles, weak guns and boring story are memes anyway.
>Black Mesa still isn't finished
I can't believe you people gave him money
IT'S ABOUT TO GO CRITICAL
>>344848306
Greetings!
>>344848337
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional. We've assured the administrator that nothing will go wrong.
>>344848548
Ah yes, you're right. Gordon, we have complete confidence in you.
>>344848407
the Xen chapters are being made into a fuckhuge long-ass game of its own.
I don't know why it's taking so long though, how fucking hard is it to progam a bunch of floating rocks in space?
>>344846679
Yeah no. Just please no. Worst enemies of HL1, hands down.
Talk like a pirate day?
>>344848582
Well, let's let him in now.
WEEEECK
D'AAAAH
WHEEEECK
NO!
>>344844051
Which will be done first?SkywindorBlack Mesa?
>>344848407
The first part of Black Mesa was godlike.
>>344848649
>>344848693
All right, Gordon, your suit should keep you comfortable through all this. The specimen will be delivered to you in a few moments. If you would be so good as to climb up and start the rotors, we can bring the Anti-Mass Spectrometer to eighty percent and hold it there until the carrier arrives.
>>344848707
YABBA MY ICING!
>>344848857
Very good. We'll take it from here.
>>344848989
Gordon, are you not hearing me? Climb up and start the rotors, please.
>>344848989
>>344849018
Climb up and start the rotors.
>you will never play HL1/HL2 for the first time again
:(
>>344849201My first playthrough of Half-Life last year was so clunky, buggy and ugly that to this day I can't really shake off that sense of inferiority I felt, the Source port is pretty fun though, even if it's buggy as all hell and it's less functional than the original game.
Time to chooooooooose
>>>344849991
It's Time to Choose.
Can someone please post the video of this guy yelling 'no, stop' I feel like laughing
Gordon Freeman, in the flesshhh, oor in the hazard suit *inhales* I took the liberty of taking all your weapons, most of them were government's property *inhales* as for the suit, *inhales* I think you've earned it.
>>344850242
LIMITLESSSSS POTENSSSSHHIAL
>Half-Life
Updated Steam Version with HD Pack. God Tier
>Half-Life: Opposing Force
Ditto.
>Half-Life: Blue Shift
Ditto. Too Short though.
>Half-Life 2
The writing is bad, the game is way too easy even on Hard. Good Tier.
>Half-Life 2: Episode 1
Ditto. Way too short.
>Half-Life 2: Episode 2
Better but the beginning was horrible. Good tier.
>Portal
Fun. Great Tier.
>Portal 2
Fun-ish. Cringy writing. Fucking Stephen Merchant, Fuck. Story is decent. Bad dialogue. Weak Tier
I
COMMAND
YOUR
TIGHT
ASS
>>344850176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_2cd2g5t4w
This?
>>344850421
HMMNnnnnthe boorderwoorllduhhh ZEN *inhales* izz in our control -ghuhhuh- for the time beeeing, thankssss to yoouuu, quite a nassssty piece of work you managed over there *inhales* I am im-pressed.
>>344850570
Yep, thank you!
>>344850472
>HD Pack God Tier
>The writing is bad
>>344849201
My first ever exposure to Half Life wasHalf life: Decaywhen I was 9 years old. I rented that fucker out at the video shop and holy shit that was the best weekend of my life.
>>344850706
Have fun with this.
>muh ugly textures
>muh software rendering
>muh water ripples
>>344850706
I guess it's not too bad but still really corny and mainly references to the first game.
>>344849097
Wha-what's he doing in there?
>scientist jumps though window
GREETINGS
>play the PS2 version first because someone on eBay sends me a broken disc and my parents by it for me out of pity
>it corrupts my entire memory card around Surface Tension
>I never touch HL again until downloading a rip on Kazaa in 2004
>it infects my entire computer with the Parite.B virus that somehow slipped by ZoneAlarm
>>344851603
>>344852021
>scientist in an crashing elevator
GREETINGS
FOR THE BABIES:
>HL
Good Single Player. Fun Multiplayer, which is now shit.
>TFC
Fun, Still Fun.
>HL:OF
Good Single Player, Fun Multiplayer, still good.
>DMC
Fun but dead.
>R
Shit and Dead.
>CS
Fun back in the day, now.....Fun time to time....
>HL:BS
Good Single Player but too short.
>DOD
Fun, and still fun.
>CS:CZ
CS but with better textures. Fun-ish.
>HL:S
Added good stuff, removed too much though
>CS:S
Best Version of CS, though the community is a little fucked.
>HLF2
Good Single Player but too easy.
>HL2:D
Boring.
>HLD:S
Same as HL's multiplayer but boring and almost dead.
>DOD:S
Very Fun but not as good as DOD.
>HL2:LC
Fun Single Player, decent commentary
>HL2:E1
Good Single Player but too short.
>HL2:E2
Good Single Player.
>Portal
Fun.
>TF2
Was fun all the way up to 2011 then became trashy. Dieing around 2014. Died in 2016. The community is full of sick, autistic fucks.
>L4D
Fun when it came out. Now: Join server, get kicked. Repeat. Bad community.
>L4D2
Fun but horrible community, still have to deal with votekicking.
>Alien Swarm
Was fun but is dieing.
>Portal 2
Fun-ish but horrible cringy writing and bad dialouge.
>CS:GO
Literally one of the worst games ever made right after TF2. Community is on a par with TF2. Just horrible horrible people. The beta was fun but it became shit after it's release. Microtransactions ruined these games.
>D2
Faggot shit.
>The Lab
VR Faggot shit.
>Other Valve shit
Irrelevant.
>>344852852
>CS:S
>best version of CS
for mods kinda but thats it
>>344844516
>this mode
Why?
IF IT WASN'T FOR COTTON EYE JOE
You'll just have to wait until after the test...
IT'S NOT SHUTTING DOWN
IT'S NOT
AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Good morning faggot, and welcome to Black Mesa, a place in the middle of fucking nowhere.
>>344859706
YOU SUCK THIS COCK GOOOD
SUCK
THIS
COCK
CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN
>>344859826
Love as large as Brontosaurus
>>344850472
>HD pack
absolutely disgusting
get out
>>344844457
>whiny geek voice
>34 minutes
>Read all these random quotes
>Can still hear the voices. Sounds of walking. Etc
>Still remember playing HL/OP/CS latenight online or SP
>Still remember the enemies. Weapons. Maps. Music. Etc
Damn guys. I was less than 10 when I was playing Half Life. Where did all the time go
Is Opposing Force as good as I remember?
>>344859826
RIGHT NOW
YES
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
[grunting]
>>344860423
1998 it says. Id be 8. Who else was a little fucking shit when they first played Half Life also
>Does anyone remember the halflife demo. It was its own mini campaign with its own little story. Remember the gargantua being part of it
DAWAJ NA RING
DAWAJ NA RING
ZARAZ CIĘ ZNIECZĘ
ZARAZ CIĘ ZNIECZĘ
>>344845292
>shoot him in the face.
>>344850706
I love Kate Mara.
>>344851983
Conclusion: you're a fucking idiot who can't handle anything.
WAKE UP AND SMELL MY ASS
>>344862398
or he was a literal Small Child in 2004 as many people under the age of 18 were, and also in the amazing internet where limewire and other happy reputable websites and softwares were busy spreading viruses like fine margarine
>>344844901
*Phase Arrays
