Today I will remind them
>>344823829
It deserved that score. Haters gonna h8.
>>344823829
You can't spell Ignorant without IGN
Literally all of those are accurate though. Have you played the game yet, contrarian shitposter?
>>344823829
Of corrupted journalism pushing a narrative.
>Make furfag walking simulator
>Slap on half assed bullet hell to avoid stigma of walking simulator
>>344824092
This...Undertale will never be topped, ever.
What seems to be the issue? It is a masterpiece.
its a great game but its not masterpiece, earthbound is a masterpiece
I'm not even mad.
>>344824395
Earthbound is a tedious piece of shit
>>344824539
fuck off
IGNorance thread?
>using "art" as a badge of honor
>>344824754
>It doesn't matter that the combat can be sleepwalked through, it's a masterpiece cos you can uhhhh it's so quirky + there's that bit at the end with the rape scene and the fetus, super deep guys
Never played undertale. Art style and pixel indie stuff turn me way off. Is it actually good?
>>344825245
what are you talking about you fucking retard, you have to grind on the game or youll get fucked
>waah i dont want to grind its boringg
fuck off child
>>344825245
Nigga, it's really impressive that so much content can be inside on such a cartdridge. Is the closest thing to Chrono Trigger that is sure a masterpiece.i liked M3 morenot him
>>344824221
this triggers me so much
>"""impeccable writing"""
>sister is lesbian
>she is in love with "le army rude girl"
>parents don't aprove
>they have sex
>she runs away with her
NICE IMPECCABLE WRITING THERE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
besides:
>it can be completed in literally 30 min
>horrible ps2 graphics
10/10
>>344825440
Depends, is this funny to you?
>>344825976
funny=/=fun
>>344825440
Yes
>>344825615
>using "you have to grind tho" as an argument that is supposed to prove that a game is good
Is this satire? Even if you ignore the grinding, Earthbound's combat is boring as shit. There are no interesting strategies you can come up with within that system, almost every encounter requires you to use the same "tactic" over and over. If I wasn't using an emulator that could fast forward I wouldn't have been able to force myself through it
>>344825716
What does that even mean? You liked it because it had a lot of content for the time?
>>344825440
I'm going to be the only serious poster in this thread and tell you that yes, it's ok. It's a little too full of references for my liking and the humour is hit or miss but it's got a great soundtrack and a warm fuzzy story if you like those.
The game is 10 burgers and last for 6-7 hours. You can pirate the game very easily too if you want to give it a try first too, it's like 100 Mb.
I want realistic scores to be a thing again. A 6 isn't a bad game, and that's what Undertale is.
There is no 10/10, because there still hasn't been a flawless game. Every 10 review I see still has fucking negatives.
>>344826274
i didnt find it boring, combat was perfectly find, what the fuck did you expect?
>>344826026
What? I was just giving him a sample of the amazing humour to be found in Undertale. That was the best joke in the game imo
>>344825440
/v/ had scared me away from it, but I gambled 7 Canadian pesos on it last steam sale.
None of the individual elements are good. It was developed by one guy, and he's obviously not an artist, and by his own admission knows no programming languages and can neither read nor write music. But the game has an undeniably strong voice, replay value, and actual good humour (reminded me of old adventure games in that regard). It's a case of the sum being greater than the parts.
>>344825808
>30 min
The game can be beaten in less than a minute without the use of any glitches.
>>344826413
What's so find about it? The grinding?
>>344824224
Do you know how RPGs even work?
It's literally all walking simulators with battles to make the trip longer
>>344824489
>The level desigh, and basically everything else flat out sucks
I love God Hand but the reviewer is right on that. God Hand is an acquired taste.
>>344826463
>None of the individual elements are goodExcept the soundtrack, which is seriously top shelf.
>>344826317
>because there still hasn't been a flawless game
Tetris
>>344826317
>undertale
>a 6
Undertale is an indie game that literally outscored MGSV on release.
>>344826684
>everything flat out sucks
>I love God Hand
lol fuck you are dumb
>>344823829
And they're still at it today
>>344826317
Let's do away with numerical scores altogether. There is no reason for them to exist other than clickbait. It's impossible to accurately sum up a game's experience with an arbitrary number attached to it - two 9.5s could be completely different experiences altogether.
>>344826723
Communist propaganda.
>>344826853
everything instead of the combat, read the pic numbnuts
>>344826274
His point was you can't sleepwalk through it you moron.
>>344826317
>I want realistic scores to be a thing again. A 6 isn't a bad game
>yfw it's Angry Joe of all people that does this
>>344826451
If that was the best joke for you, it says a lot about your sense of humor. There were much better jokes.
>>344826723
Matthew bls
Picross is a better puzzle game
>>344826991
>Angry Joe
You mean 7 Peso Pedro?
>>344826702
I think it's fantastic, but only after having played the game and felt those songs in context.
>>344826941
>You can't sleepwalk through the game because you have to grind, something that requires no thought and often puts people to sleep
Amazing
>>344824489
Fuck off, Party Babyz was a masterpiece you fat faggot. Literally the best Wii game, fuck you.
>>344827037
>I hate fun
Okay fine mister grumpy pants, here's another classic. Doesn't this just make you laugh out loud??
It was okay, the soundtrack was the real highlight.
That fanbase is godawful, though.
>IGN's reviews are a grab bag of fuckery
>Either some shill gives a pretentious game a 10/10 or someone with common sense will give a game what it's due
>>344827113
yeah, likethe flute in the track Undertale
it's a real gut punch whenever I hear it
>>344823829
Is Undertale better than Cave Story?
>>344826874
Being honest though that game is great
It doesn't have as big or as cancerous as a fanbase as Undertale but its a pretty beautiful game
>>344826885
Could easily replace it with a descriptive system with five tiers
"Don't ever play this"
"There are better things to play"
"Average game, your time won't be wasted"
"Above average, memorable experience"
"Masterpiece, among the best of the genre, eternally memorable"
You can easily fit games that are not exactly 10/10 in the masterpiece genre such as GTA San Andreas, Metal Gear Solid 3, Terraria,Undertale, Ace Attorney, The Witcher 3, and so on. Those games all have flaws, but they still changed the way video games of their genre are done and are eternally memorable to those who played them.
You have games that are not exactly masterpieces, but still pretty damn good and memorable, such as Ghost Trick, Grand Theft Auto IV, Diablo 3, Dark Souls (any of them), Asscreeds, Rhythm heaven, Left for Dead 2, etc.
There are average games which are just meh like Dungeon Defenders, Frozen Sinapse, Nidhogg, Castle Crashers...
The bad games and "don't ever play this" would be dedicated to the lesser titles. I can't even tell which ones since I rarely play bad games, I do research on them before playing to avoid the bad ones.
There you go, review system is saved and clickbait potential is preserved.
>>344823829
>it might not be pretty
>doesnt knock off points for graphics like every other game
IGN is such a flame fanning source of pandering cancer.
>>344827364
yes. toby fox > pixel.
>>344823829
TOO MUCH WATER
>>344827782
>Could easily replace it with a descriptive system with five tiers
So score games out of 5
>>344827782
You didn't have to tell us about your shit taste but you did.
>>344827946
No because if you use numbers a 5/5 would imply a perfect game. If you use a descriptive system it doesn't mean it is perfect, but it simply defined its own genre (or redefined) and will be a precious memory that will remain with those who played it forever. Undertale falls in that category you want it or not, it certainly redefined the indie RPG genre, the 4th wall breaking gimmick, and will be remembered for decades.
>>344828083
>Masterpiece, among the best of the genre,
Play more games
>>344827946
Anon has a point though
A descriptive system would be less arbitrary than a numerical one, since it specifically prescribes certain actions to the consumer instead of hiding behind the vagueness of a number.
>>344828273
Are you saying that my choices are bad or are you saying that masterpiece is a synonymous of perfect? Because both are false
>>344823829
>Game journalists lap up games that let them feel like they aren't people who write about video games for a living
Wow who'd have thought
>>344828297
Or you could literally just say "1 = Don't ever play this, 2 = There are better things to play" etc and not waste everyone's time
>>344828369
I have no idea how you're confused by that
Why do people even still care about game reviews? Just play the fucking game, borrow it, pirate it, etc
Why even bother with this shit?
>>344828565
Fuck off gamergate
>>344824221
>9.5 but no negative points
Why not just 10/10 then?
Where'd that .5 go?
>>344828723
Does anyone actually bother to read the full review before they shitpost
>>344828723
There was only a lesbian no queers or trannies.
>>344828784
To be completely fucking non-retarded, un like you, if you write a summary of your review and it has NO cons listed, then it should fucking reflect that.
>>344824221
>>344823829
Turns out none of them can actually play games so they just watch Let's Players and base it on that.
>>344828591
drama
>>344828583
Numbers are a fucking waste of time in game reviews, since they're catalysts for thousands of pointless internet arguments trying to decipher what some faggot actually meant by 8.5
>>344826317
What do you feel Undertale's negatives are?
I think they achieved everything they were hoping for with it.
>>344828894
So that's a no?
>>344829051
>summary of review
>doesn't actually summarize the review
>doesn't even contain a fucking CON
>s-s-s-so that's a n-n-no right
Holy fuck end your life.
>>344829000
Your "descriptive system" is literally the same as that, if someone actually did that, metacritic would just translate it as a score out of 5 on their page. There's no point leaving anything, make it clear in the review who the game will appeal to if you have to, blanket statements about a game at the end will just ruin the argument you've been making
>>344826317
>because there still hasn't been a flawless game
F-Zero
LISA IS BETTER
>>344829263
>this mad that you have to read now
Take a chill pill dude
>>344827231
its more amusing in context
>>344826451
You clearly have a shitty sense of humor. The joke doesn't work without context anyway.
>>344829414
I fell for the indie meme and brought Lisa during one of those steam sales.. played it for awhile and it's a shitty ass game. Dropped it after a few hours.
I'm never gonna true you faggots or gaming journalists ever again on indie games.
>>344827231
I actually laughed out loud
I just love when there is something blatantly wrong and someone says "Uuuh I THINK there might be something wrong here........", it's English humor at its finest
>>344823829
can't wait till yiik releases and blows this fuckshit out of the water
>>344829749
God that looks beyond ugly.
>>344829749
Nobody's gonna fall for that shit on /v/. You can stop trying to shill your own shitty game.
>>344828591
>playing video games instead of shitposting
Never forget
>>344829460
>>344829508
Why is it always the worst,most fun hating artists that try to shit on undertale? Like, the game is funny, get a sense of humour you fucking losers. Do they just need to try and ruin everyone's fun to make themselves feel better, or what??
>>344829709
This guy gets it :)
>>344824221
what is their motive?
>>344829749
That looks like shit, please don't tell me the windmills and shadows are a Don Quijote reference.
>>344829263
>10/10 means no glaring flaws
Rock Paper Scissors sure is a 10/10
Even in the OP image, it says "masterpiece" not "flawless"
taking summaries of reviews as full reviews is beyond lazy. I bet you also spammed ">too much water" when it was cool
>>344829939
I can't tell if you are sarcastic or if Reddit legit leaked
Like, get over yourself man, the game's humor is funny enough to get some laughs, not exactly comedy gold but it's just comfy
>>344829953
MAYBE people have tastes other than yours??
>>344829010
Negatives?
>internet memes are "writing"
>combat is typical jrpg with no depth, passive is just bullet hell or whatever you want to call it
>many sprites are very bad, and that's not from an art direction standpoint
>speaking of art direction, tons of things clash
>kind of boring in terms of actual gameplay. evertime I was in a fight I just wanted to see what happened next, not play the boring fight
All in all, it's an interesting indie game, but it's far from perfect, by today's standards and the standards of the NES days.
>>344829414
They are nor really comparablebut LISA is better.
>>344830059
>not exactly comedy gold
Jesus Christ, what do you find funny exactly??
>Reddit legit leaked
Oh
>>344824536
Anyone has that Arkham edit? You know the one
>>344830103
Both creators played Earthbound about 2 years ago and started creating a game I bet.
Not much difference to either in my eyes except for story, music and atmosphere. Neither are "bad" though.
>>344830103
What games do you even think are comparable then? There are tons of similarities between the two
>>344830182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnV73TzkT8I
Turn on annotations to see the English subs
The full play is 1 hour and 20 minutes long and it's fucking comedy gold
>>344830302
Google image the phrase "bam ham" and it's your first result?
>>344824860
Did they just tell the reviewer that he had to have the game over with by the end of the day with a review by the end of tomorrow or something?
The gaming industry was fucked long before I got redpilled to this shit.
>>344829804
>>344829837
>>344829982
>judging a game by the way it looks
b-but it's gonna be like paper mario meets earthbound meet persona! and you have almost 8 characters at your command
I'm also pretty sure the developers tried to make it look ugly and kind ps2-esque but i have high hopes it'll be pretty fun
>>344830324
Toby played Earthbound on an emulator but longer than 2 years ago. Something something rom hack scene, he ended up using a tool to make his own shitty toilet-humor LOL SO RANDUMB one and it must have been what planted the seed for this.
He tried being an adult for a while and then failed at it, so he came back to what he knew- ripping off SNES games.
>>344829010
Brain dead puzzles, shallow combat, shitty binary moral choices where you obviously had to blindly spare everyone to get the good ending, literally "power of friendship" writing and jokes that fall flat
>>344825808
The game would have been a laughing stock if it came out on PS2 a decade ago, even at the price it was sold at now.
Such a fucking joke.
>>344829937I beat DA2 3 times in a row after buying it for $2
It was a good game if you ignore the obvious paid reviews and didn't pay full price.
>>344825808
>NICE IMPECCABLE WRITING
What exactly is the problem you have with that plot? Just that it's small-scale?
>>344830751
>It was a good game
It should've been an expansion, not a full $60 game. My biggest gaming regret ever
>>344830798
the plot is simplistic, unoriginal, and relies on the controversy of having gay characters on a videogame to keep it intereseting
being small scale has nothing to do with the plot being shit
>>344830516
Just because sharing is caring, thanks
>>344830324
>>344830327
The story is different, the tone is different, the gameplay is different.
LISA is a traditional RPG with multiple party members each one with his own set of skills.
Undertale is more akin to a bullethell of sorts, the game has been called an RPG despite having no elements to brand it as such, only thing I could think of is levels but these are pointless since the game changes accordingly to your strength and bosses are defeated after a preset number of turns anyway.
People compare them because of their Mother/Earthbound influence but what they took from it was part of their aesthetic and the concept of humour when "dark" things are happening in the background.
>>344823829
IODINE ENRICHED
>>344823829
Only review site you can trust is this one
https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/reviews/pc-mac/6062-undertale-pc
>>344831815
PES is a good game senpai
>>344827782
Your choice in master pieces are awful please put that away.
>>344830063
Or maybe they were personal friends of gaming journalists and decided to shill their walking sim and call it GOTY to trick retarded gamers into buying this crap. Or maybe to push the sjw narrative and shove it down everyone's throats.
Polygon themselves were personal friends of the makers of this abomination.
> get invited to a Rock Band 4 press event
> be the first to try out the new Rock Band before anyone else
> doesn't write a single fact or info on how the game is, new songs, new mechanisms/gameplay or anything fans would love to know about
> bitches about fizzy drinks and how he hates his job and how he hates gamers and thinks games are stupid for the entire article
Ladies and gents, this is modern gaming journalism. I can't even make this shit up if I tried.
https://archive.is/j7x2t
>>344834284
No surprise, same way it's no surprise that Let's Players and game companies are in cahoots for paid marketing. At least with the paid marketing, it came out as a scandal and a lawsuit, instead of berating gamers as homophobic misogynistic racists for questioning their masters for 3 years and triggering a deleterious social movement.
>>344834284
Kill yourself gamergate
>>344834752
that interview just screams
>I wanted to be a journalist but nobody would hire me because I have no experience or education, so I took the only type of journalism that anyone can do
>>344823829
This review wasn't even done at launch. IGN wanted the traffic the game was generating. If the game didn't get popular IGN sure as hell wouldn't review it.
>>344835169
> Kill yourself gamergate
sjw, plz go back to your safe space.
>>344827231
best thing about the entire game were the dogs, but the rest of it wasn't that great.
>>344829749
Honestly I saw one thread about this months ago on /v/ and it has me cautiously looking forward to this. As long as battles are fun (or fun enough for turned based rpg) I'm probably a big enough hipster to enjoy a playthrough.
>>344835169
Moot's gone now. You can drop the act.
>>344836579
You're still not fooling anyone. Stop shilling your own crap here.
>>344836012
>>344836638
Fellow gators, may we vanquish this evil of social justice from our holy land! Come, let us charge for the gates of Akkad!!! RAAAGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
So glad that I played Undertale after only reading like one review of it.
Seriously this game has taught me that too much publicity can be a bad thing, and how NOT to get people to want to play a game.
What you do is say: Oh hey this game is pretty cool I think you may like it or not either or.
WHAT YOU DO NOT SAY: OH MY GOG THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER YOU SHOULD PLAY IT I LOVE IT AND YOU WILL LOVE IT TOO 10/10 100/100 BEST GAME
One breeds interest while not creating insane expectations, while the other breeds suspicion and expectations that will likely not be matched.
Reviewers can give a game whatever they want, but the common person should not over do it when telling someone about a game that they enjoyed.
Plus the more you hear about something, the more it runs the risk of it getting annoying what interest one might have had just turns into contempt for the thing.
Hense why Undertale is hated right now, because of it's over exposure and (formerly, though still somewhat so) rabid fanbase.
There are valid reasons for disliking the game, whether you felt that the humor fell flat or it was trying too hard with it's message, or you didn't like the gameplay, or any other multitude of reasons.
I just get the feeling that the amount of hate directed at this game would be MUCH less if it wasn't so overexposed (Though overexposed is likely an understatement at this point)
TL;DR: Overexposure killed the game, though if you have good reasons for disliking it now you probably wouldn't have liked it before all of the exposure.
>>344824221
>original powerful themes
if you've never played a videogame before?
>>344826991
Angry Joe has those horrible, unfunny skits and generally has pretty casual tastes, but it's refreshing to see a reviewer who doesn't treat an 8 as an average score.
>Not pretty
>10/10
And what about the game mechanics? They're pretty simplistic, and definitely not amusing. It's basically a turn-based minigame marathon where you are always dodging.
So, what's left besides some quirky, gay little story with misfit animal characters? I mean, if the game isn't even pretty, why be so excited over it?
Game critics don't criticize games, they hold up a mirror to their targeted audience and try to give force of reality to their magical thinking. This also explains why "plays off its audience" is singled out as if it's some standout trait, it's very deeply inscribed into the game critic's brain... anyways, the game-critic-cult worshippers that read these sites (IGN, Gamespot, Polygon) simply love the idea of every year knocking out a handful of "game of all time" contenders, along with other crazy ideas such as ugly, boring games being "art masterpieces", or Animal Crossing somehow being anything but a total waste of time. They want some external source to give them the good-will to enjoy games as much as possible, unthreatened by any kind of potential ill-reflection (or conscience).
>>344836892
The biggest problem is that it was the corrupted gaming press/journalists rallied around this game at the time when they were being called out on all their lies, bullshit and corruption. So it's just hard for actual gamers to trust anything from those very same corrupted gaming press that threw their own readers under a bus.
At the time those corrupted press said gamers were dead and they were harassing women and other nonsense. It's just very hard for anyone to trust sjw gaming press or anything they are shilling... and the corrupted press just decided to rally around Undertale... It just hits all the red flags for many gamers. It's another indie game, one red flag, getting massive amounts of coverage from corrupted gaming press, another red flag. 10/10 scores, another red flag. Shit adds up because gamers just lost their trust completely from the corrupted gaming press. So yea, those were the biggest problems. It pushed some gamers away because gamers just can't trust gaming journalism anymore.
>>344830064
show a a single meme in undertale
>>344836012
>>344836638
No seriously kids, fuck off. No one cares that you are asspained about people having different tastes than you.
Fucking pathetic.
>>344838519
All the fucking anime shit.
I even liked the game but come on, man.
>>344838736
citation needed
liking anime is not a meme
>>344838880
>Anime is real
>>344826317
I miss pre-2000s Famitsu. Those motherfuckers were harsh as shit.
NONE of the Mario games were ever given a perfect score. AND THEY STARTED AS A NINTENDO MAGAZINE.
>>344839152
> Things that didn't happen.jpg
If you would have said "Is anime real?" you'd have a point but then it wouldn't have been a meme you shitpostlord.
>>344830064
Wow. Literally every single fucking reason you just posted is bullshit.
>internet memes are "writing"
it's a meme just to say this
>Typical jrpg combat
is that supposed to be a joke? The combat is literally unique.
>many sprites are very bad
the sprites quite obviously look exactly how they were intended to look
>speaking of art direction, tons of things clash
oh yeah? please explain how
You have fucking awful taste.
>>344823829
REMINDER
>>344829937
>sexier
So fucking sexy right guys?
>>344838649
You know very well as I that it's not about different taste. It's about corruption and all the evidence is laid out bare for all to see.
You can keep lying to the world that it's about different taste or about how we're all sexist people who want to push women out of gaming or whatever the fuck helps you sleep at night, but the truth will always there besides you lurking in the shadows. The truth will haunt you forever. Sleep tight.
Most accurate review ever made by IGN and /v/ disagrees.
Figures. Most of you are legit retards after all.
>>344840594
Oh no boys we got discovered.
>>344840594
Can you blame /v/ for not believing anything IGN says after all the bullshit and lies they've said? You'd be a fool to trust IGN right off the bat.
If gamers don't believe IGN, that's IGN's own fault for causing gamers to not believe them.
>>344834752
christ this reads like tim rogers wrote it
fuck tim rogers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDuEWw648jo
We can at least all agree that the soundtrack is 10/10, right?
>>344826317
It sounds dumb but a 10 shouldn't mean perfect, otherwise you'd end up with a part of the scale you can never actually use.
>>344832056
I'm pleasantly surprised by that website.
Their reviews are delightfully informed and unbiased.
Thanks, anon.
>>344832056
>gameplay scored on a 20-point scale
>"stability" and controls scored on a 5-point scale
>everything else scored on a 10-point scale
>>344824092
>>344824289
ebin bait my bros
>>344826317
I like X-Play's rationale for using a 5-point system: it's much clearer about getting its point across, and a ten-point system gets too shady to explain.
>>344843005
I don't know, I guess he wanted to make gameplay more relevant for the final score.
Everything adds up to 100 at the end anyway.
An anon here showed me the page like a year ago, it's usually pretty fair and they keep their beliefs in a separate review.
Pic semi related.
>>344841387
it's sub-par at best. people just haven't heard better.
>>344844421
>>344839327
look at this >>344825976
Read the thread before you shitpost next time
>>344824539
nigga u wanna die?
>>344844679
'a bloo bloo muh indie pixel 2d sidescroller rpg 8 bit chiptune game earned its perfect 10 that was in no way obtained in similar methods to all other indie games this age'
>>344823829
>It might not be pretty
>10/10
what the fuck
the numbers don't even fucking mean anything
>>344846146
>chiptune
I don't understand this. Only a portion of the fucking OST even fits in there.
>>344826317
>I want realistic scores to be a thing again
they never existed
>Kallie Plagge
Literally tumblr. Spends all her time outside of being a weeb getting triggered and calling everything "rape" or "misogyny" on Twitter.
I really don't get why Undertale is so divisive. It's a silly little indie game with reasonably fun combat, wacky dialogue, and a cute little story with somewhat interesting usage of the medium. Why does everyone see the need to either put it on a pedestal as a 'masterpiece' or shit on it as a 'meme game'? Can't people just accept its OK-ness? Why is there the need for these endless arguments about a game that probably wasn't even intended as a 10/10 Masterpiece?
11/10
>>344823829
I'd give it the same score
didn't have that much fun with any AAA game in 2015
>>344823829
>gameplay merges with storytelling
>twists on RPG mainstays
>plays off its audience
>funny and moving
>>344824221
>impeccable
>fantastic
>original
>powerful
>amazing
>evocative
>all those tendentious adjectives
How are these criteria for a game's quality? They don't belong into a review.
>>344824489
Wow I can't believe they gave God Hand such a high score, it's definitely not even worth a 3.
![[lewd spider noises].png](https://i.imgur.com/hJ0J5Aj.png "[lewd spider noises].png")
>>344832056
>moral warnings: same-sex attractions
>(d*mn)
>morality score
>the review is surprisingly decent and even-handed anyways
>>344826874
Was about to take a screenshot of that. Have another good one. I think I'll start a collection of these.
>>344827461
It's a reskinned Limbo with a 2deep4u ending
>3 hours of """gameplay"""
>sold for 20 doritos
>>344824221
>Impeccable writing
>ORIGINAL, powerful themes
I like Gone Home alot but this is just not the case.
>>344849037
Lesbians are powerful, some of them can take an entire arm up their vaginas.
>>344847606
Damn...that guy is dumb af...O_o
>>344848039
LOL, Ikr you have to move like a tank in a ACTION game...like wtf did the devs play too much resident evil?? Smh
>>344849428
But he has a point and a way to back up his claims.
>>344848630
>I judge games by price and length
How poor are you?
>>344849279
Made me giggle
>>344849715
Are you trying to say that not buying overpriced crap somewhat makes you poor?Good goy.
>>344849667
Erm...wat!? O_o
>You are not allowed to hire attractive people
>implying that you would even fuck that ugly bitch
...have you lost your damn mind?!
>>344849715
I would like to sell you an apple for $50. You're not poor, right?
>>344849829
Yeah, if you can't afford $20 you must be pretty poor. I bet you're looking forward to No man's sky though, I heard it takes 5 billion years to complete so it must be the bed rest game ever
>>344849941
I'd pay $50 for you to shut your damn mouth
>>344849279
- Gandalf
>>344826317
Well if we're going down that road
Does a 10/10 remain a 10/10 forever? A graphical masterpiece doesn't always remain so. Crysis used to be the best looking game ever. Do we revise all scores of Crysis to reflect that it's graphics are no longer the best?
Trying to make reviews objective is an impossible task. Of course I agree that most reviews are fucking terrible and entirely based on the reviewers personal opinion. But still, exactly where do you draw the line?
>>344850142
I'd pay $500 to cum in your ass.
I'll just say it. I WANT TO FUCK TEMMIE.
>>344836892
Funny. My friend sent me a copy of undertale a few days after release before it blew up on /v/. I enjoyed it and it was a fun game.
Then /v/ happened.
>>344850246
All right anon, let's make this happen
>>344850246
>>344850818 this man is an imposter, you are about to cum in the wrong ass
>>344823829
>10/10 standards
>>344850893
An ass is an ass anon. Besides my asshole is probably worth a grand. He's getting a great deal right now
>>344850978
Are you a dude?
>>344851110
I used to be
>>344849715
I'm not poor by any margin, but I will never defend paying $20 for a game that has me pressing forward on a controller/keyboard and pressing one button/key to advance if it's beaten in 3 hours.
And before you go on about visual novels, a good majority of them have a lot of different content to them that your choices actually result in different events and endings, as where something like Firewatch, for example, doing any of the side stuff really doesn't fucking change anything.
>>344850246
So do you want my pure, virgin boipussy, or disgusting used tranny ass that probably has aids?
>>344827319
>EO3 review
>done by some girl who doesn't even like RPGs or Dungeon Crawlers
>makes the worst possible team, dies constantly
>says it's a grindfest and the map making is tedious
>>344851334
He can have the tranny ass, I want that boipussy.
>>344823829
IGN literally gives 9/10 to anything that is popular or looks pretty. Why do people care again?
>>344851309
So if it was 10 hours long, would the tripfag buy and play a game it hates?
>firewatch
They had a specific story they wanted to tell, what's wrong with that?
>>344851446
>furfag
Never mind
>>344851334
You don't get aids from releasing your body fluid into someone else. It works only one way.
>>344851379
To be fair, EO is tedious shit
>>344851379
That's probably one of the linchpins in why reviews are shit. Reviewers are chosen for their writing skills or personality, not for their personal enjoyment of a genre. And what if they DID love RPGs for example? What if they loved them so much that they overlooked things like extra tedious grinding and said it was fine and to git gud?
Reviews are so far from fact that you're basically taking it on a persons taste.
>>344851626
>They had a specific story they wanted to tell, what's wrong with that?
That's why you write a book or make a movie.
>if it was 10 hours long
Depends on what type of game I'm getting for the price, anon. If all I'm getting is Firewatch with 10 hours of more walking and pressing an action button to inspect things, then no. It needs to be more involving than that.
>>344849715
There's no reason to buy a $20 game that gives 3 hours of play with zero replayability when literally every other $20 game gives me more than that. So yes, price and length are important, and "durr poorfag" is not an argument.
>>344851795
>write a book or make a movie.
I'm so sick of shit getting posted
> If all I'm getting is Firewatch with 10 hours of more walking and pressing an action button to inspect things, then no
Well what if it was 10000 hours long, that's great value right?
>>344851765
I'm just stating that a person tasked with reviewing a game knows something and possible enjoys the genre of game they're reviewing.
>overlooked things like extra tedious grinding
Except EO has none of that and 'git gud' would be the proper response to someone who thinks otherwise. Each class in every game has skills that balance within the party and/or counter enemies you battle.
>>344852059
>I'm so sick of shit getting posted
The truth is often hard to accept. If no actions the player takes within the game, no matter the length of time, change the overall outcome of the game, then it's really not much of a game.
>>344852012
Don't worry friend, no man's sky is coming soon and you'll never have to buy a game again
>>344827364
They're both trying to do different things really.
Undertale is trying to make a point and be emotional. It's more for telling a story and getting the player to feel.
Cave Story is trying to engage the player and deliver fun and challenging gameplay. It's more for being a tight/engaging game.
It's hard to compare two things that are going for different goals.
>>344838519
Not him, but
>Dropping spaghetti reference
>LOL LE FUNNY SKELETONS
>Doge reference
>>344852154
>every game with a static story is "not much of a game"
Jesus fuck tripfags are retarded
>>344851249
Remove goat.
>Locked to 30 fps
>10/10
Not on my watch.
>>344830660
It is pathetic how true that is.
>>344852172
No man's sky will have like 5 hours of actual content despite muh billions planet universe with slightly different textures.
>>344826874
>Shitting on Playdead
This is how I know that /v/ is almost nothing but memeing shitposters
>>344852314
Except I didn't say that.
>putting words in my mouth
>falling back on the 'tripfags retarded' line
Walking sims aren't games, get over it.
>>344852154
>EO has none of that
So if you want to switch classes then it's fine to walk around with a party of level 1s
>>344852383
Really hyped for your next game, shill. Will you play as a girl* running to the right next time?
>>344830660
Thank [probable deity of higher existence, appropriate for the respective religious group or leave blank when you are an atheist] that we live in [current year].
>>344823829
Undertale is the greatest game of all-time.
>>344852379
Nah it's the best game ever because it takes 5 billion hours to explore, sorry I want more bag for my buck I guess, I'm just being a smart consumer
>inb4 poorest
Ah yes, good goyim *rubs hands*
>>344823829
AND THATS WHY I GAVE THE POPE UNDERTALE
>>344852440
Just like I said
>>344852396
>I didn't say that
> If no actions the player takes within the game, no matter the length of time, change the overall outcome of the game, then it's really not much of a game.
>also, I think I can decide what is and isn't a game somehow
Filtered :-)
>>344852576
keep shilling
>>344852558
Maybe we can get the pope to hang with us, I mean Jesus liked to hang with whores and faggots, we already have a lot of faggots we just need some sluts.
>>344826026
i feel you
now here we are today as in today right now in every discussion being deducted to cultivated wanking and walking on broken glass
>>344852494
It doesn't work that way you sarcastic nigger
A game actual length is how long it keeps you constantly entertained. No Man's Sky could have 5 billions planets, but if they are all the same, the actual length of the game is how long you take to explore a single planet, since there's no reason to explore the others.
>>344852725
But the longer a game is the better, and this is the longest game ever so it must be GOAT OF ALL TIME
>3 hours
>20 United States American Burgers
"no"
>>344825440
It's a pretentious indie pixel meme fest centered on story and no gameplay. The fact that all these giant fags are defending it is telling of what kind of people browse /v/ now
>>344825976
>>344826149
>indie """humor"""
>>344826725
Lots of indie games outscore lots of aaa games. How is that relevant at all?
>>344825440
It's Mother 3: Meta Jokes and bullet hell for babbies edition. Not necessarily bad, the choice mechanic could have been cool but they just wasted it.
>>344826874
>amazing
>clever
>stellar
>brilliant
>riveting
HOW are these people profession writers?
>>344839492
>it's supposed to look like shit
That's not a very good defense. Just accept that the game is popular because it's full of meta meme humor and all the normies feel like they're part of a super cool club
I have a question. If Asriel is the child of the Royal family, then why is it when you ask that turtle old man guy about Asgore, he says he never had a son?
This one's been bothering me for a while.
>>344823829
>>344824221
To be fair, Undertale is a "progressive" game in many ways as well. But I don't think Toby Fox ever gave a fuck about that shit.
>>344825440
It's not bad, but it's certainly nothing to write home about. A lot of /v/agabonds were looking forward to it since the kickstarter demo, and most people here had good fun with it for about two days before the cancer set in.
If you're willing to play it, pirate it and go in as blindly as you possibly can. One thing that absolutely infuriated me was going into friends' streams and having the audience hold their fucking hands throughout the run, which defeated the idea of experimenting with the game while an entity with persisting memory between saves and runs would monitor your progress.
>>344824221
I got that game for free and I still feel ripped off
>>344852721
...I'm now really curious as to why you would possibly choose that image in this context.
The soundtrack was the only thing that stuck out for me. Everything else was mediocre to shit.
>>344831234
>Doesn't feature Dante from the Devil May Cry series
Shit game
>mfw these cunts still review a game like a fucking movie
>mfw they need to go back to school/uni
>mfw majority of points are on story
>mfw product hardly revisited
Fuckin cancer gaming shit, fuckin kill me
>>344852558
AHAHAH, NICEEE! XD
