My filthy bed gives me a rash, I never wash, I save my cash!
>>344823281
OP pretends to be a decrepit hag, but deep down he is a fag
HUH HUH UH HUH HUHUHU HUH HUHU GUH HWAH!
>>344823281
>Rash
>Cash
>...
>Wash
How the fuck do the British pronounce this shit?
>>344824548
Wash wasn't supposed to rhyme with anything, I guess.
>>344823281
RAH REEH RAH REEH RAH REEH RAH REEH!
>>344824189
t. Brentilda
talking shit behind your sisters back is all you're good for
Grunty's plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin, guys will come running!
>>344824853
>Brentilda
was she killed between kazooie and tooie?
>>344824548
>abcb rhyme scheme
she speaks in this rhyme scheme for like the entire game dude
When your post gets turned to grief, the poster is a fucking leaf
>>344825445
Running? more like cumming.
This thread is shit, I'll tell you that. Check my 5, you stupid twat.
>>344825445
>>344825445
I recently started this on the replay. Bitch's plan is to immediately eat shit food after transforming, wasting the entire process.
>>344829934
Your 5 I stole,
Now I'm a thief.
My purpose sole
Is to bring grief.
NAME'S MUMBO JUMBO, BEST SHITPOSTER ON THIS BOARD
PS3 HAS NO GAMES
HURR HURR HURR
>>344830547
Attemp was nice,
It rhymed great.
Now feast your eyes
On number 8.
>>344830897
I will keep rolling
`til I guess.
Thread's now boring,
So I confess:
My rhyming skills
Are far from thee,
This time my roll
Is number 3
He lurks on /v/ all day, this anon is a total slob. He hopes his mom doesn't find that he's gay, or else he'll have to get a job.
>>344831378
Your skills suffice
I can admire you
But I'm as cool as ice
So check this 2
>>344831378
3, if mirrored,
Looks like 8.
I say, it counts,
My roll is made.
One last guess,
Then this thread sinks.
This post ends
With number 6.
>>344823281
Im actually starting to break out in bumps recently and I suspect its because I haven't washed my bed sheets in a while. could be unrelated altogether.
>>344824189
Once again we get to see, the first post has the victory!
[spoilers]victor-ee[/spoilers
Asked a girl to play some games
With instruments for heroes names,
Nostalgia burns along my veins
But I let the new girl take the reins,
Combs are missed I say she's bad
We laugh it off good times were had,
Yes my date went without hitch
But she can't jump the stupid bitch.
>>344831825
Off by one,
I roll anew.
I predict
A number 2
>>344831993
Quite a talent for greentext, putting it on context
>>344831935
Are you sure it isn't bed bugs?
Mario might be super, but I'm super duper, with a big tuper.
https://youtu.be/44MyrH4jwOQ
>>344832085
I call on you to cease this strife,
spare us all and end your life.
is it time?
>>344832764
That was rude of you to say,
Eat a dick, you dirty gay.
>>344833414
I'm hard already.
>>344833286
Calm down kids, it's all fine,
Now you have, to check my nine!
>Yooka Laylee for early 2017
>Still no Toybox
TOYBOX
O
Y
B
O
X
WHEN
H
E
N
>>344830396
She'll just grab a new girl to sexyswap
What the fuck ever happened to tooty anyway?
>>344833414
I'm ready for in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
>>344833613
Fairly sure she got fat and ugly in return.
>>344829934
>>344830547
>>344830897
>>344831378
>>344831771
>>344831825
>>344832085
Away with you, you silly nubs, but before you go please check these dubs
>>344833414
>>344833234
>>344832972
Good lad, please
cease,
Tis not the time.
I just rolled a number 9
>>344833725
No I mean in the good end.
She's not in Banjo Tooie
>>344833746
I will roll again, anew
This time please, be number 2.
>>344833576
Look you fool, no nines were had.
Go fuck a dog, you're not my dad.
>>344833916
I am tired,
But I tried.
This time, zero.
Or I an hero.
>>344833916
>>344833746
>>344833739
>>344833576
>>344833286
>>344832764
>>344832085
>>344831825
>>344831771
>>344831378
>>344830897
>>344830547
>>344829934
Fuck you all.
>>344834125
>>344834125
Well I guess someone had to
>>344834125
>>344834125
A bit too late,
I did it here.>>344834080
Now scram, you thing.
I'm now the king.
>>344833835
>The ending where Grunty turns sexy isn't the good end
>>344834125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfqNH3FoGi0
>>344834329
Fuck you too buddy.
Seven.
>>344834125
Sorry m8, don't take checks.
>>344834125
A shit cartoon, a fag spouting poo.
Get raped by apes and fuck you too.
>>344834612
Don't you mean two,
And really, fuck you.
Ha, I was just thinking about a thread much like this the other night.
I guess you guys really are alright.
>>344834942
>you guys really are alright.
What place are you shooting up tomorrow?
>>344834782
Rolled well,
My time to shine.
My choice fell
on number nine.
>>344835083
Tomorrow place,
Where blood will flow,
Is far from you,
So you won't know.
>>344835404
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me?
I'll have you know I'm a Seal of the Navy.
Three-Hundred kills I have under my belt.
Any more lip, and I'll give you a welt.
Run back to the protection of your daddy and mommy.
But before you go, remember to check my three.
All of you fools declaring numbers,
I can't think of an activity dumber!
Why is this thread so full of cancer?
Just look at the calendar for your answer!
My head is heavy.
Rhymes are bad.
I guess I'm going
Off to bed.
See ya later, anons. It was nice rhyming with you
I haven't slept on my bed in weeks. My couch is much better for my back.
>>344833807
>"like a vulture feasting on a phallic animal carcass"
>>344836076
That didn't rhyme dude.
>>344833807
>>344834125
KING of GETS
>>344830830
EEKUM BOKUM
WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHIT
>>344836076
>>344837192
>>344837192
Oh shit. I fucked up.
My back pain feels to erupt.
It has left me feeling quite weak.
I haven't slept on my bed in a week.
Got a second chance, but I'm going to blow it
Nervous to express myself, but can't show it
Just kept her locked out and too afraid
If I said the truth, probably would have scared her away
A second chance is just another pity date
What detail about me besides me does she hate?
I'm holding her close and tight when I daydream
I snap out of it and I'm back to where I'm supposed to be
My home so empty and the bed sheets still tucked in
If you're born a loser then you can never win
>>344834125
I can't rhyme for shit.
So this poem will suck ass.
It's snowing on Mount Fuji.
A grumple, and a jerk of my knee.
At the sight of a post of /v/.
You see your shitpost, coward?
I'll put you in your place. Please, call me Howard.
Include me in screencap.
I see your waifu in my sights.
Now, I'll release my vocal cord parasites.
It appears, I'll be stomped into stew.
I wonder who did this?WWWWHHHHHOOOOOOO?
>>344837897
hows about you suck deez nuts you worthless shill fucks
Begone Howard, your game is a sham, I'd rather pirate and risk getting thrown in the FBI van
>>344837897
You are not Howard,
That is a lie!
Now that that's settled,
My game you will buy.
>>344824717
>dosh
I finally have a chance,
to post this meme!
I'm happy so let's dance!
to the new thread theme!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UPzduJ8vxo
This terrible deed you've done.
Chewing at your mind like a nibble.
But soon, we 'll all be none.
Do you like hurting other people?
>Grunty stops rhyming in Tooie
Why was Rare so LAZY?
>>344838235
no buy MY game,
a rip-off of my rise to fame
that didn't turn out THAT lame.
just really more of the same
without any of that true oldschool flame.
budget's used up, can't rhyme no more.
but hey it's better than nothing.
bump this thread i shall
too fun to die yet my pal.
no conclusion in sight yet,
I'll keep it alive you bet!
>>344838918
It hurts, and I wish I could just forget
But all I feel is constant regret!
I threw twenty dollars at this schlock
This conman can suck my crusty cock!
If only I'd not payed Mr. Four Million
And instead backed that Bat and Chameleon!
But alas, I could only know this in hindsight
Now I cry like an anime fan on prom night...
Did Banjo Kazooie have the worst end boss "fight" of all time?
>>344839936
Shadow of Mordor exists.
>>344839936
What was the problem with it?
I see all these posts
And of this I'm sure,
Here comes my number 4
This post you've seen, now can't ignore,
To listen well, I do implore.
In my opinion this Banjo game,
Though hailed a classic, was very lame.
Trusting Rare, it doesn't get dumber,
I'll stick the superior red-capped plumber.
>>344839936
There's a part after Grunty's Furnace Fun, anon.
>>344840186
Foiled before I even began
I wonder if I can work a 8 into my plan?
>>344823281
spread those cheeks, that peanut butter
these hot treads are burnin rubber
>>344840515
Always failing to guess it right
But my next post will end in a 6 it just might!
>>344826059
I dunno. Rare kinda forgot she existed when they decided to shove in Grunty's other sisters into the game, neither of each even acknowledged Brentilda's existence.
>>344840646
Rerolling until you get the desired digit?
How about you fuck off you manlet midget.
>>344833746
Upside-down your 9 was, but im on china and i got it right.
look anons! i'm a girl!(male)
aren't I pretty? better than the real deal!
i'm so easy to fuck, come chase my tail~
best part is, i'm cheap! don't even need a meal!
no need to worry about that dumb boobied rock
because we all know you're really just in it for my femenine cock!
>>344840289
I know this post is merely bait,
but hear me out for a second, mate.
I was a Mario kid from the start,
and his games are near and dear to my heart.
Never touched Banjo until last year,
but I'll tell you, his game is equally dear.
Collecting all notes can be a pain
From dying you absolutely need to abstain
And the camera might not be the best,
but the game is still magical, and not a bit less!
Crawl back to your hole, you filthy frog poster,
Before I decide to pop you in the toaster!
Its my own buisness what i'm mindin'
But that TJ "Henry" hes always whinin'
>>344828612
If your cops are shot by blacks, cue the rage of all /pol/acks
they'll type and bait and shitpost too, india will avoid the loo
One country better than the rest, will have a dank shitposting fest
our posts on fire just like our trees, while stupid coons bring US to its knees
then the jealous niggers jews and thiefs, will look up and cry "a fucking LEAF!"
>>344841126
What a beautiful woman, my privilege is checked
I can't deny her claims, though her dick is erect
The revolution's here, the future is coming
Please do continue to invade speedrunning!
>>344841126
you're also dead, so no thanks.
necrophilia is not one of my fetishes
>>344841402
fuck does anything really rhyme with trudeau?
I'm a dumb mobile poster
Might as well bathe with a toaster
But an excuse to shitpost I won't decline
This post ends with number nine
>>344841126
aren't succubi(male) just inccubi?
>>344841501
trudeau, cuck hoe
trudeau, hell no
trudeau, should go
>>344841527
oh no, here we go
shut it you fool or they'll argue to and fro
over things that don't matter.
I swear to god i'll cum in your brownie batter.
>>344841389
TJ "Henry" says "An A press is an A press"
This fool thinks there's no more and no less!
Let me tell you, boy, there are truly three parts
The press, hold, release, now the real fun starts!
After we raise a single Scuttlebug,
We go visit Dorrie and find a wall to hug!
We build up speed for a whole 12 hours,
And now we witness Mario's true powers!
He catapults through four universes parallel
Just how he does it, nobody can quite tell!
Finally he targets his spidery friend
And bounces off it to the level's end!
That's Watch for Rolling Rocks in 0.5 A presses,
So no more room for """""Henry's""""" second guesses!
page 9 it seems we're at
asleep are all the shitposting amerifat
second to last bump for the night
working on that screencap, shit's tight.
What is with this shitty thread?
You guys are such fags.
I wish you were dead.
>>344843851
Thanks anon, you're spot on.
I also wish that I was gone.
>>344843851
>7
>5
>5
Time to dust off the rhyming book
Hate machine's up, it's time to sook
Everyone plays Pokemon GO
Google steals info but you don't know
All your dox are getting muscled
My butt is hurt, my jimmies rustled
Everybody's just been hustled
nothing wild, nothing nuts
pretty tired now so i think i'll bolt.
before i start looking at pretty trap butts.
or get to the point where i want to eat my colt.
it was fun guys, hate to call it over early but it probably won't last till tomorrow.
>>344845530
This is the price Americans pay
When we let attackers have their way
It's supposedly for the safety of the many
But it's so invasive that it bothers me plenty
The massive reach of technology is like no other
Now we all have to deal with Big Brother
Terrorists ruin everything for you and me
Don't you miss when we were the Land of the Free?
Fieri's city of dank cuisine
Luscious food fills the scene
All the patrons are super fat
Vegans get dropped into the vat
Order a burger, filled with fire
Rocket your tastebuds higher and higher
Tantalise people with love on a plate
Order in French and impress your date
Watch as the food inflates your ass
Now you're in Flavortown, cooking with gas
>>344845530
son of a bitch
>>344841126
Yer a faggot
Disgusting maggot
>>344824743
Lady Gaga pls go
>>344845906
I give this cap a 7/10 really quick
There isn't much focus or point to the pic
The only slightly impressive thing is Yugi
But a guy calling his digit isn't really that spooky
We've had Grunty threads before in the past
There isn't much that makes this one a blast
Good on you for the effort, though
Have fun with your fap, and off you go.
>>344846572EH REH REH EH REH EH EH REH
>>344832035
I know this feel, the one you had,
Of asking a girl round to my pad
To play a game - it was Mario Kart
"I love this game", she said with heart
"I'm in for a challenge", I thought with glee
A gamer girl for company
Pulled out all the stops, I never wait
mfw she came in 8th
>>344832035
>>344847106
You guys should both really be glad
Win or lose, good times with girls were had
After all, even if your gaming skill wrecks,
All that should matter is if you hadfun
>>344847604funwas had before the game
But she hung around - she was good she claimed
If she'd had been decent I'd keep her round for more
But after the performance I showed her the door
I've hatched a nasty plan,
For this thread I take credit,
I'll post to r/4chan,
And reveal this to Reddit!
