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are team perks real in pokemon go?
there are no perks you incompetent twat
>>344822245
>Blanche
More like Bland, amirite
>Not going with the silhouette that's obviously a cute tomboy
Fuck off
/r/mobile games in that way
>>344822245
>>344822342
If you travel around with people in the same team you get more/rarer pokemon and items.
>>344822523
adult request?
>>344822478
>team feminisim
No thanks.
>>344822620
bullshit
>>344822342
Valor seeks strong pokemon.
Mystic seeks smarter.
Instinct seeks better eggs
>>344822478
They're all cute tomboys
>>344822798
Well do you have anything to disprove that claim? People I know who play the game say they get that effect when playing with other people. Since they play the game and you don't im more liable to believe them over you.
The perk is that you don't live in a shit city where this is one of the landmarks.
>>344822976
do you have anything to prove the claim?
you were the one to make this claim, and as such the burden of proof lies with you
>>344822245
I WANT TO F U C K SPARK
>>344823061
The fucking red ball decorations in front of one of the Target stores here are a landmark
>choosing a team that's led by a woman
It's like you want incompetent leadership or something.
>>344823061
An old wagon decoration in a parking lot at a mexican restaurant nearby is a landmark. Most the time it's stupid shit.
>>344823063
Well I have testimony from several pokemon go players, that's about it. You have jack shit, and Jack left town.
>>344822245
I sided with Vergil
>>344823262
>Joining a team because there's guys
Faggot
>>344823262
The woman is not real.
She is fictional.
She doesn't do anything positive or negative
If you want to be on team piss-yellow, go ahead
>>344823061
>chairs in the lawn of a business that have been stacked for a long time are a landmark
>>344823262
>Middle
>Woman
Anon, I...
>>344823457
I dunno mang, the name and silhouette are kinda androgynous. Could be either or.
>>344823436
Post a pic!
>>344823061
The big LCD electric fireplace at my mall is a fucking landmark so fuck off.
>>344823430
>choosing a team that's led by a woman who isn't even real
best landmark yo
>>344823328
I have an equal amount of testimony which contradicts yours.
Now we're even. We've both provided zero real evidence.
>>344823328
So... your proof is claims from some of your autistic man child friends? Shit, that's better than from the GO developers Themselves!
>>344822414
Candela, more like Candelame, amirite?
>>344823061
>>344823193
>>344823285
>>344823436
>>344823630
¡Mexicano reportando aqui!
>>344823406
Better than waifufags
>>344823061
There's a tiny park in my part of my town that has 2, one is the park and the other is a garden in the park
>>344822245
>Pick /v/alor
>not be a faggot
only perk that matters fampai`
>>344823771
So then we can neither confirm nor deny it until further testing has been provided. So at this point I say we adjourn from this debate because I have to cook dinner and I'm not gonna talk about fucking pokemon cashgrab, on an anonymous image board more than I have to.
>>344824187
But by doing that you just became the worst kind of faggot
>>344823919
Did the devs actually comment on there being any perks or are you just shitposting for the sake of it.
>>344824187
Valors are the fucking chads of the three, you fucking retard.
And Mystics are obviously the queer little cucks
>>344823262
>He wants to be dominated by guys
Best landmark here.
>>344822245
Pokemon discussion belongs on the Pokemon Board
>>>/vp/
>>344823061
One of my landmarks is the local strip club. Very thoughtful of you to send kids there.
>>344824389
Oh god, you picked team potato.
>Can't even change teams
>>344824370
How bout you read his fucking post again idiot. And if it's too dangerous for you to go alone, take this with you: /s
>>344824461
What are you gonna do about it? Whine a bit and wait for mods to notice you?
>>344822414
candela = candle
blanche = avalanche
spark = zap to the extreme
>>344824461
Shitposting belongs on the shitposting board
>>>/b/
>>344824571
gj senpai
>>344824550
Strip club with a nice statue and floral decor out front? That's one classy titty bar. How is it on the inside?
Help
>still not level 5
>too tired to go out because it's nearly midnight
>no incense left
I just want to join a team already
>>344824729
Admittedly that is one of the nicer strip clubs in the area. Just up the road is a topless go-go club in a shitty strip mall.
>>344824415
>He doesnt
you get items and coins from gyms the longer you hold them
theyre easier to hold if you have a load of team members stack the gym with you
which pretty much means for my area that Instinct players are fucked, Valor are swimming in loot and Mystic are a close second.
>pick instinct because zapdos
>friends are all going valor and mystic, nobody is instinct save for me
>"Shit, people probably are just going blue/red. I'm gonna be fucked."
>most gyms I've come across in our city are all controlled by instinct
Huh.
team instinct has naught but respect for team mystic
Harambee...
>>344823061
>go to an outdoor mall
>only landmarks are donation bins for clothes
Most of them were so out of the way I didn't even bother going by.
>>344822245
What do they actually look like?
>>344823193
Menifee?
>>344824753
>Benoit's ghost
OVER THE LINE
>>344825224
Instinct is actually quite popular in my town too. I think if they ever released numbers it'd be above the others.
I bet it's because all the hipsters wanted to be special snowflakes and figured everyone else would be going red or blue.
>>344822245
rule 34 blanche & candela pls
>>344823061
ONE OF MY LANDMARKS IS A SCHWARMA HOUSE, SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>344825480
>Wanting porn of a bishi manlet in heels
>>344825545
>manlet
that's a delicious flat chested woman
>>344825541
>Tfw one of your landmarks is a thai restaurant with the best pho in town
That place is moduled constantly.
>>344825324
I'd say by her name Candela is probably a hot latina.
>>344825172
It has nothing to do with length of time, only number of gyms you personally have a pokemon in when you choose to use your 20-hour cooldown cashout.
10 coins and 500 stardust per gym.
Luckily I live in SoCal so all the nignogs here don't have good Pokemon
go team yellow
>>344825480
Yeah, because two fucking Pokémon character silhouettes banging Is totally needed. You need help
>>344825647
Nope. Delicious pretty boy manlet
This shit is already fedora tipping tier
RIP :'(
>>344825661
i didnt know that
i havent been able to get a gym because all my locals are level 3-5 with like 600+ to 900+ Mons
this image is undisputed fact
if you have a differing opinion you should correct it
>>344825848
the blue and red handsignals are impossible to do lol
>>344826289
>Cant make a gun shape with your hand
what are you a fucking dog or something?
>>344825658
Oh so they're literally just silhouettes right now?
>>344825848
Why would I want to identify myself?
What if I'm surrounded by autistic tryhards who try to stab me for challenging their turf?
>>344825324
I want the instinct leader to look like guy fieri
>>344825848
just do the free mason salute
>>344826436
This is now canon.
>>344826436
Shit's already confirmed yo
LETS GO TO FUCKIN FLAVORTOWN
>>344827102
>that's some money hash
The names Guy! leader of team flavor
we believe a pokemons real power comes from hair gel and smash mouth CDs!
>>344823285
7 6 0
6
0
>>344826289
I think you have a hand or neurological disorder. Maybe too much claw grip?
>live in the middle of nowhere
>not a single gym or pokestop for 30 minutes
>the nearest is one of those painting rocks at an elementary school
>>344825848
>team rocket is just a weapon being drawn or pointed at you
>>344825848
Team Mystics is fucking muslim bullshit
>>344822245
Once you choose a team is there a way to change teams?
I noticed my area is mostly red and blue gyms and almost no yellow and i chosse blue.
>>344828717
lel
>>344828717
If it's mostly blue and red shouldnt you be happy that you can reap the benefits of blues controlling the area half the time?
find a better pokestopyou probably can't
>>344828717
>he chose blue
Should I pump a pokémon full of candy before evolving, or save up that shit and push them forward to their final evolution ASAP and then feed them? How does this system work, exactly?
>>344822245
if you do not pick yellow, you are a bitch nigga
>small blue shit
>red flaming bitch
The real, pressing question has yet to be asked...
How many of you faggots have a rattata in the top percentile of rattata?
>>344829963
>spend all your candy and dust on a pokemon
>evolve
>it gets two shittacular moves.
Clearly it's best to waste your resources bro :^)
Are egg hatching measured with a pedometer or from actual distance traveled? Cause it'd be great if i could do it while on a treadmill or elliptical or something.
>>344822245
Yellow is for niggers
Blue is for redditors
Red is for contrarian /v/irgins
Pick your poison.
>>344830282
Both
You can't just go on a treadmill, and you can't just toss it in the backseat and drive across town
>>344822717
>tomboy is feminism
What a gay
>>344825541
Ottawa confirmed.
>>344830441
That sucks, would have made for a perfect way to introduce it into my work out schedule. But i guess i could always use the track instead.
>>344829695
>best pokestop
i thought it was all about the most depressing ones
>Most of the pokestops in my area are ugly flowered electrical boxes
>>344827389
>not choosing Ramsay
>>344830939
The electrical boxes in my city are painted up too. What a fucking waste of money.
>>344828717
You can only change teams if you log in with a different email, so basically having 2 accounts. But you could do the pikachu trick if you haven't already.
Anyone here team Valor? I feel like all the Mystic people are false flagging and trying to start a fucking race war against us
>>344827389
/flavortownboyz/
I feel bad for the uber-normies in Canada who wait for the official release, the gyms are all full of 1000+ leveled Mons, I hope it doesn't hurt the community.
>>344831478
I've read either on /v/ or /vp/ that there's a soft cap of level 20, but I don't really have any confirmation.
hork bork
>>344831478
Canadian here, waiting for official release.
Fuck you.
>>344831985
kek
>>344831478
>caring about gyms
They're lagging shitfests that either freeze or get stuck at 1hp 80% of the time
>>344822478
This
>>344832225
>They're lagging shitfests that either freeze or get stuck
That pretty much describes the whole game though.
>>344825848
Heil Mystic!
>>344831078
kids do it for free ya fuckwit
>>344822717
Tomboy are literally perfect
>>344832494
At least when the pokeball freezes I still get the pokemon
>>344822854
>Mystic seeks smarter
nigga what
>>344832753
It varies, probably based on its usual ability to break out. Sometimes you get them other times not. I'd be pissed about losing that Ninetails if i wasnt all that invested.
Mystic is for stonersI'm ok with that.
>>344824753
>>344825397
>'s ghost
Who?
>Instinct will never not be made fun of
It's okay, when civil war breaks out between red and blue, yellow will survive
>cemetery in my area has like 20 pokestops
>>344833996
One of our cemeteries is a gym
>>344831478
Yeah I'm level 16 and have so many pokemon around cp 900, and I'm still having trouble taking gyms. I've been playing non-stop and these niggas still are better off than me.
>>344827389
>"it is le raw" overreact man who screams with a british accent
>overrated hack who has been caught bribing audiences and taste testers
>fat idiot who enjoys things
I want a one way ticket to Flavor Town, USA.
>>344834149
It's luck. Some of these fuckers just get tons of Eevees or Growlithes and can power their evolved forms up really high.
>>344834402
Or they're lucky enough to live on top of or very close by pokestops.
>>344834402
Or they took a gym and got a 1HP or cannot start bug and kept the gym for days racking up some free incense money.
>>344826289
How is this impossible? do you have hams for hands?
>>344822478
>still no art
honestly I'm surprised
>>344823457
How does everyone miss the high heels.
>>344822245
there were supposed to be perks based on team for powering up, egg hatching, and catching, all based on boosted CP, but it was either scrapped on shelved for later use
Also, how is your town/city/village taking pokemon go?
>this is my city's downtown right now
>its a fucking tuesday night
>already groups, shops, and restaraunts planning weekend pokemon activities
What a time to be alive
>>344835873
Are you telling me the fucking team icon has more art then the team leader?
>>344835962
Guys can wear heels too. Especially if they're manlets which he clearly is.
>>344836136
none that I can find.
>>344826375
So, exactly like any other gang war? I think it's like you have to claim your shit or you don't have any balls or something.
>>344836053
Damn I want to live where you do.
>>344832225
Autistic newfag who can't win a gym battle detected. That's literally the only way you can even battle your 'monz, nigger.
has anyone else try to incorporate their teams color in their clothes?
>>344836136
Icons are powerful things. People can rally behind that easier than a person.
>>344834071
I'm sure there was a gym or two in there as well
>meanwhile the giant movie theater 10 minutes away only has 1 pokestop
>and 2 gyms at its bus stop
>>344825848
>no Hitler salute
Why even bother
>>344836471
>more people know the Horde and Alliance symbols than they know the names Thrall or Varian
>>344822245
Thanks to this picture I've decided to go with team valor
>>344836867
Kek
>>344836897
Maybe if the humans didn't change their leaders.
Also how many times can a bitch turn into a dragon before you put two and two together.
>>344831110
Whats the PIKACHU TRICK?
>>344823061
>Mfw one of my landmarks is a 9/11 memorial plaque
>>344837282
Don't worry anon. Human civilization is built on a mountain of corpses. Your dream Pokemon team is no different.
>>344837232
If you ignore the first 3 starters you get a pikachu instead
>>344837232
when you first start the game with the 3 starters you keep walking out of their radius, after you do this a few times a pikachu spawns alongside them.
this needs no debate
>Valor. Fags who use legendaries and what ever op pokemon there are.
>Mystic. EV and IV training losers who try to hard to be the best and never will be
>Instinct. Determined people who put their trust in their pokemon and win always based on the strong bond they have formed and the will to never give up in the battle.
Mystic cucks, and Valor fags btfo
>>344827102
>that puts the shama-lama in my ding dong
>its a vaporeon episode
>>344835647
is your room blacklight lit? lmao
>>344837491
You're retarded, instinct clearly are the EV/IV fags who breed mons with the best stats and try to min-max the shit out of them.
>>344837638
I have a lamp with a smart bulb, I usually have it set to a nice low red but just swapped it to blue to take that.
>>344823193
Mississauga? Mine are called The Great Balls of Fury here.
>>344837491
the hell are you talking about? Their description says it all
Red are training heavy, blue are evolution, and yellow are ev/iv eugenic fucks
>>344837642
>>344837491
Valor TRUST YOU MUSCLES
Mystic TRUST YOU BRAIN
Instinct TRUST YOU HEART/GUT
>>344823061
>all stops in my town are churches and parks
At least the cemetery is a gym
>he didnt choose the masterrace that is team valor
Just kys senpai
>>344837804
More like:
Valor: Tomgirls
Mystic: Kuudere girls
Instinct: Fags
>>344823061
>Hey what's that concrete stump?
>I dunno but let's make it a gym.
Also a gym on my school's campus is a malfunctioning sprinkler.
>>344837965
>j-join reddit's team guys! I mean join our team /v/alor!!!!!, Mystic is for reddit XD
we voted, mystic won by a landslide, get the fuck over it senpai
>>344837996
Mystic is a boy though.
>>344838005
theres a stop sign by my park thats a highly contested gym
>>344838061
>we voted
Just kill youself
>>344823061
The only landmark in my shitty town is the world's largest popcorn ball
>>344837789
team mystic, who is supposed to be the brain team, analyzing and studying pokemon and breeding them for the best traits and iv's, makes much more sense than the team that is supposed to have a gut feeling and instinctual bond with pokemon
>>344838061
>we voted
Fag
>>344838174
>>344838287
>disregard the 5k + poll because i chose a different team
Same 3 idiots every thread shilling for valor, same level of retardation
>>344838114
>Ponytail and heels
I mean maybe it's a feminine dude because
>Japan
but I think it's the sciency female type.
>>344824753
>Benoit's ghost
I kek'd
Ausfag here about to ask some dumb questions
>do I need pre-paid credit to play this? I'm telstra btw
>which gens does this game cover
>are the teams purely aesthetic?
>and I live about 80kms outside of dalby, how fucked am I?
>>344838201
if they were focused on ev/iv, they wouldn't be working with evolution, but breeding, you fucking moron
>>344838201
You're an idiot, Instinct pretty much spells it out for you that they use breeding to get naturally strong pokemon, EV/IV training.
>>344837782
Kek, the ones here are just called "Red Bollards."
>>344825848
>team valor is pointing finger gun at people
I hope they get shot on accident lol
>>344838394
Nah. He even has a sword, and cashing in on Fujos is all the rage now there now. It's easily possible it's a bishi manlet, vergil look-alike.
>>344826289
i can red one but not the blue one
>>344838394
>>344838786
Blanche is a women's name though
>>344822854
>Mystic seeks smarter
what the fuck
>>344838946
Instinct player was writing the descriptions, go easy on them
>>344838913
It can in rare cases be used for males as well. And as a surname it's anything goes.
This is team Valor.
Are you sure you want to join them?
>>344836867
This is literally a pokespot in portland
It's called "Haunter on the wall" in Downtown
>>344823061
>not wanting fresh water after a long walk
that's actually really neat desu, it sure beats plaques and benches
Watch some asshole vandalise that or put cum / shit in the spout
All the teams are stupid, fuck em
>>344839470
>valor poster realizes his error
>>344838508
I would also like to know myself
>>344827389
Should be Alton Brown for Mystic.
why are eevvees so fucking strong?
>>344838508
>>344839648
I don't play the game, but from all the shit I've seen on /v/, I can safely answer your questions
>do I need pre-paid credit to play this? I'm telstra btw
No, you just need a phone. If you want to go out and walk around, you'll need a phone with a data plan.
>which gens does this game cover
Gen 1 at the moment, if the game does well (they are already making a few million a day from it) they'll add more gens
>are the teams purely aesthetic?
Yes, and no.
Teams matter, because you'll be capturing gyms for your team, so if there are more instinct players near you, you'll have an easier time if you join them.
Beyond that, it doesn't matter, they don't give a bonus, just what colour your character is.
>and I live about 80kms outside of dalby, how fucked am I?
Pretty fucked. It'll be playable, but it all depends on how many pokestops your area will get. The smaller and less populated the towns, the less pokestops that are available, and gyms.
You will have a pokestop and a gym though, but more pokestops, the better.
Pokemon wise, you'll be fine, you'll have easy access to a few types, depending on your area, and you'll have to travel further to catch ones that aren't native to your area.
>>344827389
>guy is literally wearing flames
>h-he's definitely yellow team!
>>344827389
>a guy who can't go 5 seconds without mentioning how great he is or how his restaraunt has a michelin star
>a guy who is famous because other people say he is famous
>a guy who literally just shoves anything in his mouth and finds some inkling of a thing to be proud of in the otherwise shit meal
I want to be mad, but this chart is on point
>They play for anything but Instinct
Directly into the fucking trash
>>344837491
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO ACTUALLY SEE THEM
I JOINED RED BECAUSE MY LEADER HAS TITS AND I WANT TO CUM ON THEM
>>344839308
>When it was cool
>When
>If you play Pokemon besides this I hate you
Fuck these people and I hope they get hit by cars.
>>344840191
is where we find valor players
>>344840304
The person who posted that was about 12 years old, so he wasn't even alive when it was cool.
>>344840191
>Weeb image
>Shit opinion
Like clockwork
>>344840461
>someone gets offended by anime on an mongolian puppet theatre
>their opinions are wrong
>>344840858
>Someone gets offended by someone not liking something
>Must respond
Why is everyone playing instinct? are they all mysoginists?
>>344841220
Hipsters
I just picked blue because blue is my favorite color leave me alone
>>344841220
i actually want more people to play instinct, its about 45% Valor, 35% Mystic, and 20% instinct where i play
>>344841671
Nothing wrong with that.
I picked yellow because Zapdos is my favourite legendary.
>>344830395
no
>blue
fedora tippers and redditors
>red
edgelord katana weilding /v/irgins
>yellow
people that dont want to be associated with stupid kids memes
>>344827389
>blue leader not sweet genius
>>344841845
I actually like Zapdos best too, but Articuno is a close 2nd for me anyway.
I'm starting to regret it though because my girlfriend picked yellow to be a competitive ass and my county looks to be like 80-90% yellow/red.
>>344842047
That works out pretty good actually.
I still can't tell if Blanche is male or female.
>>344822245
Are there any fanarts of these team leaders?
Candela look like she has a huge rack and also look like a tomboy.
>>344842161
shes a cute girl with a feminine penis
>>344842161
come on man look at those delicious ankles
also >mfw when I thought it was a sword on her hip and I now realize it's just the other end of the belt
>>344842161
It's designed to be androgynous, but i say it's definitely a guy.
Should I just use one of the two incense I got to start with to get some pokemon to come to me? The only thing that popped up near my house so far is a fucking rattata.
>>344842319
same
>>344842502
Get
Out
Of
Your
House
>Blanche
>Blanc
Is Nintendo finally acknowledging their character in the greatest RPG series known to man?
>>344825848
It's actually very difficult for me to do that Valor hand sign. I can force my Pinky and Ringfinger down but it fucking hurts.
I'm not even a fatass, what does it mean?
>>344842592
Its 12am.
I just picked Instinct because I like Zapdos and my friends are all either on Valor or Mystic. They like to give me shit because I'm on the "unimportant" team.
As if I didn't get enough of this shit already being aHufflepuff
>>344842632
So?
>>344822245
>Letting a woman lead you
I want Hillaryfags to die
>>344842615
Blanc is French for White, you moron.
Which actually makes even less sense for the leader of Blue team, but still.
>>344842732
So basically, you're telling me that Nintendo intentionally had Niantic put Blanc in a character's name and that it had nothing to do with white, so there had to be some other reason to have Blanc be in a name... such as acknowledging Blanny-Blanny-Bii.
>>344825848
>people are going to start hand signing me when I'm at a pokestop now
whoa boy.
>>344839308
Literally throw your phone away if you picked valor.
>>344839320
Did you go to Pioneer square at all? That place is lit 24/7
Niantic just said they'll be removing yellow team and forcing players to join red or blue
>>344823061
At least you have one.
So I have a lure, and I want to set it up but yesterday 250 people showed up at a lure in my town.
I don't want this kind of responsibility.
>its fucking nothing
>>344842732
I guess because snow is white, the other faggots are sparky and candle so it will make a little bit of sense.
>>344842949
Stop being so fucking stupid for the love of jesus christ
>watch papa franku's new vid
>topic is pokemon go
>they take a drive in the middle of the night
>it's storming and shitty
>they find a 50 year old man parked in the middle of nowhere
>he's playing go with lure
>>344843820
>filthy frank
What grade of high school are you in?
>hang out with a friend for a few hours
>leave to go get something to eat and chill out at home for a couple more hours
>come back to hang out with friend
>he found a 1900cp Dragonite while I was gone
F U C K
>>344822245
Reminder that if you didn't choose team valor you should be gunned down by an angry nigger, then have your corpse defiled in a necrophiliac gangbang.
>>344843745
>>344843593
meanwhile in big cities they tag every fucking bus stop as pokestop
This is why I play it on my PC with spoofed gps
>Work security at a local Zoo at night for extra cash.
>People keep coming up to the gate at 2 in the fucking morning challenging the gym and luring the pokestops.
THIS IS MY GYM BITCHES.
>>344824967
go outside tomorrow you lazy fuck, do you not even have a car to go drive around and get pokemon?
>>344844132
>reminder if you didnt choose team valour one of us will shoot you
why are team valor all black people?
>>344843971
The funniest bit is that you could have totally caught it too.
>>344843820
1) how old are you to still be watching manchild, the try hard
2) lure gives bonus exp + drops + pokemon spottings, the old man might actually want to play and this is his only local spot
Funny how you fags try so hard to make gaming culture a "norm", then persecute the first person who doesn't fit you're die cut standard
How the fuck are you guys finding all these pokestops? is that just where you live or is there a way to navigate the world map?
>tfw you're new at pokemon
Which game do I start with? GO is still unavailable in my country.
>>344844852
Start with Go.
You on an Android or iPhone bro?
>>344844721
But I'm a white skinny man with blonde hair and blue eyes. I look so supreme master race that hitler himself would give up control of the third reich to me, something I fantasized about a lot as a kid.
Basically, imagine thor but a skinny autistic version.
>>344844787
go on the ingress sight and see if you see any portals near your house.
make sure you tick the lv 0 ones because those are also pokestops and gyms.
If theres nothing near you, you are shit out of luck.
Also! pokemon spawn based on google road map data, the more busy the street the more pokemon spawn nearby. just wanted to add that because not many people seem to know it.
>>344825417
>I bet it's because all the hipsters wanted to be special snowflakes and figured everyone else would be going red or blue.
Wow, you just threw in as many buzzwords into a sentence as you could.
>>344844958
>all the pokestops near me are pavillions or gazebos
that's pretty nice.
>>344844765
Yeah, I realize. That's why I'm pissed.
>>344844932
then why did you join the designated nigger team?
>>344845016
Two is not that many anon. Might be pretty high for you though.
>man it's like theres always more X and Ys than my team.
I feel stupid for just realizing why I feel out numbered.
>>344840164
Yeah, it's multiple restaurants with multiple stars.
>>344845097
Because I like nothing more than fighting. Sometimes I think I'm a nigger born in the body /pol/ wants so bad just to spite them.
just had a hand at painting a white tshirt with my teams logo
it didn't work out too great
>>344845585
>self proclaimed wigger
>was against an Arcanine as a far lower jolteon (350 CP lower)
>was spamming dodge to avoid his attacks
>managed to somehow attack while dodging
>ripping literal chunks off his health, even while the combat said "not very effective"
>noticed i was attacking with water pokemons mud attacks for some reason
any clue to what the fuck i just did, i took out a level 5 gyms leader with essentially a gimp
>>344824459
>Circle
All my keks.
>>344845585
You certainly have the IQ of a nigger.
And I would be really surprised if you've ever been in even a single fight lmao.
OFFICIAL TEAM LABELS:
Valor: Waifufags
Instinct: Husbandofags
Mystic: Trapfags
>fighting a gym
>get enemy to a pixel of health
>suddenly I can't damage them anymore and they aren't dying
>they still can damage my pokemon
What the fuck is this laggy shit?
>>344845707
Pics
>>344845905
when that happens, instantly start dodging. usually the pokemon will have their level 2 attack animation going, and the damage KO wont be registered until the animation is complete, so swipe left and right like your life depended on it
>>344845991
It's not even the level 2 attack animation. They just basic attack me.
>>344845996
bzango
>>344845996
Here, have a (you). (you) earned it.
>Encounter a rare/new Pokèmon
>The game freezes as the Pokèball is rumbling
I can't be doin wif dis, bruvs
>>344845996
Xabinga
>>344823061
Nigga please
>>344822245
>team fedora
>team autism
>team memer
>join local city's discord
>what started out as actually useful info and chat has now fulminated into 3-4 grills fighting for attention
>they literally try to OMG SO RANDUMB in between actual discussions
>they demand people go to their hangout spots instead of far more populated areas people are frequenting
i genuinely have no idea why they do this
>>344845897
What is it with trapfags desperate for every other character to be a transvestite?
>>344846252
But im a husbandofag
>>344845862
>IQ of a nigger
Where in my posts did I imply this? I'm not stupid, I just enjoy fighting a lot. And yes, I have been in many fights.
>>344839320
>>344843176
I'm moving to Portland in 3 days. Any cool spots you can recommend?
>>344846236
Steer clear of those types of women anon, they're bad news
If you live in my area, hit me up tomorrow if you're team valor
>>344846068
Partly why i'm not all that interested in the game. I still play every now and then but these problems are ridiculous.
>Play Pokemon Go via Bluestacks
>Realize that it fucking sucks
>>344846236
>Hanging out with females
Mistake number one.
>>344846517
>thinking the average numale can say no to le gamer grill demanding you drive half way across town to pokehunt with her, while she texts her BF how much she wants to suck his cock
most men dream of being in this situation
>>344824753
HOLY SHIT. KEK IT'S REAL.
Somebody please help.
It says "GPS signal not found" and nothing happens. I'm stuck on the middle of the ocean and I can't choose a pokemon.
>>344846376
don't move here.
there's too many of you here now. I can't afford the rent anymore.
>>344846672
>Playing games while on a cruise
>>344824550
Oh shit you a central florida fag too?
>>344846672
Get off that sinking ship, dude. Pokemon can wait.
>>344846731
I'm actually not in the middle of the ocean, but the game thinks I am.
>>344823193
They are in loads of citiesalmost makes me happy to work at target
>>344824753
>Is that Benoit's ghost?
All of human creation has led to this one line being uttered, this one moment
We no longer have a reason for being
>>344846632
>not letting a nigger fuck your wife
So is it actually possible to use to google to add more landmarks or is that just a myth?
>>344846672
>>344846815
go to your phone settings and edit your location settings to use gps/ high accuracy
if they already are just lower it then raise it back up
>>344846921
>not being a nigger/spic and fucking other peoples wives
How is my team looking lads?
>>344831882
around 20 the experience requirements balloon up to the 100k range
>>344847030
not bad
i want a fucking clefairy
>>344823681Malmövän? V-v-vilket team ska jag vara här?
>>344844138
>I play it on my PC with spoofed gps
I don't have an image for how
>>344847113
Thanks, my block seems to be exactly like cerulean city. Clefairy, Staryu, and Psyduck EVERYWHERE
do you have to have the game open to count steps? walked for an hour and it didnt count steps for eggs. whenever i checked the servers were down too.
>>344823061
I have a white stickman graffiti that depicts a guy holding a basketball as a pokestop
It has been removed from the wall already
>>344847227
how what anon
>>344847253
yes, you basically have to keep the game open for it to do anything
r8 my team
btw i play on pc with spoofed gps
>>344822245
>Being on a team
What are you guys, fags?
Also this game only has gen 1 pokemon right? I want my Dwebble.
>>344847374
you're cheating and that's the best you've got
lmao
>>344842502
Incense only spawns Pokemon. It's luck based. Found two using three incense and friend found nine on one.
Just save them when you're a high level and when you feel like staying home
>>344847340
well fuck
>>344823061
See, I live in a nice, rich neighborhood, so all the gyms and pokestops are these fancy rain shelter buildings we have and big rocks from the quarry.
Team Valor is Team Schutzstaffel
Team Mystic is Team Ahnenerbe
Team Instinct is Team Lebensborn
this is the undeniable truth
Just how rare are legendary pokemon? I've been playing literally two days, and I just used a scent attract thing to make pokemon come to me, and an Arcanine just showed up in my bedroom
>>344847374
Again with this shit?
>>344822245
Wasn't there actual drawings of the leaders at one point, instead of silhouettes, or am I dreaming?
>>344847543
>big rocks from the quarry.
so do you get mostly rock pokemon there?
>>344847590
The hell are the other two besides the SS?
>>344825848
>not choosing mystic
Mikumo would be disspaointed
>>344847735
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahnenerbe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebensborn
>>344847374
fuck off
So when are villain teams gonna start forming? And no not just random robbers. I wont be happy till there are a bunch of dingalings running around in team Galactic cosplay.
>>344825848
someone shop hitler salutes
>>344847374
nice
>>344847969
If you're lucky you'll get team rocket and that's it.
>>344847969
We are the villain teams. What other "Team ___" do you know in pokemon that isn't the generation villains?
There's a post going around normie social media that can fill you in.
>>344848167
Then who is gonna beat the shit out of the team leaders? What are you guys doing that's bad?
>>344822245
>team mystic
team of autistic man children that picked pokemon blue over the objectively better versions
thinks gen 1 is the only set of good pokemon
have no gems other than rural areas with no pokemon
>team valor
honorable hard working individuals
think pokemon go is a fun game to do from time to time between making pay checks and working out
take control of every gym they come in contact with
>team instinct
sole member is a small ugly man named terry
>>344848325
>sole member
sounds about right
>>344848325
Switch Mystic and Valor then this is pretty accurate
All the Valor kiddies Ive meant have been lard asses that like "epic fire types", charizard, and red version.
How do you guys get all these sweet mons? Been playing for 5 days and nothing but Pidgey, Rattatas and Weedles for me. Only other I have is a Jigglypuff
>>344848564
go outside
>>344848564
I live in New Jersey and there are landmarks everywhere, within short distances. Also I drive town to town looking for clusters of stops.
I assume you live in the midwest or a rural area?
>>344848564
go near pokestop areas
i live near fucking nothing and just got to level 5.
rarest thing i caught was a meowth, gastly, and a drowsy
i went to a store and saw there was a rhydon near me somewhere
>>344848325
>Shitting on Terrance
Nigga I ought to step up in your filthy red neighbourhood.
>>344848652
Same. This is an old state with lots of stupid crap that could be considered historic. Lots of churches too, it's not uncommon to find four gyms within a mile of each other.
>>344848652
Rural Yeah, enough landmarks but almost no pokemon. Ill Try driving to the city this weekend.
>>344829695
>>344849051
You could also be a good goy and buy some incense. That works for me.
>>344846969
Didn't work. I think it needs Google play services to work, because it's now working after installing the stock ROM.
>>344849138
this is where those mangas tagged mindbreak take place
Red - /b/
Blue - /v/
Yellow - tumblr
>>344849503
accurate
Blue is best but all literally faggots
>>344836053
Really shows how our cities could be like if you could just get people to leave their computers.
>>344849687
That's what makes them even better.
>>344847969
> Dressing up as Team Rocket and robbing people of their phones at pokéstops
Why haven't I done this yet
>>344847030
How many kilometers you put in at this point?
>>344849895
33.9
>Valor took all the gyms in our area
>Valorfags literaly everywhere
>Meet a few Mysticbros
>We forge an alliance and won't attack eachother untill the Valor scum has been purged
>Hang out together all evening catching mons
Mystic and Instinct truly are best bros
>>344849971
Good for you anon. Improving both your physical and mental health all the while catching dope pokemons.
I'm surprised so many of you are so autistic about this and picking fights for the hell of it. Just choose fucking whoever, it matters little. Prove me to there's some value to it
>My friend's brother's dad told me that-
I'm I'm telling you that you're a faggot. Bet you can't prove you aren't one as well.
>>344844138
>try pc with spoof gps
>have old toaster but it's not awful
>pokemon go runs fine
>human models have seizures and their limbs twitch uncontrollably
>pokemon twitch and move weirdly
It was like a Silent Hill version of the game.
Without choosing any of the legendary birds, Mew or Mewtwo, create a six person team of the original 151 pokemon.
>>344847374
you sly mother fucker
>>344850076
I rarely take anything I see on /v/ as a completely honest opinion and as for this thread I see it as shit talk for the sake of it. If someone is actually being serious that's even funnier.
>>344849996
>won't attack eachother
you mean you faggots actually go around beating on people?
i guess team mystic really are just a bunch of autists
>>344850168
>Mew
>Mewtwo
>Articuno
>Zapdos
>Moltres
>Gary's dead Raticate
You like my team?
>Brother is super into the game
>Started buying shit two days in
>Stops by every pokespot on his way back from work
>Is planning trips to around the state just to see what other pokemon might be out there
>Wants me to be on his team and keeps trying to get me to play more
It's nice that we have a game we both like again but this is crazy, especially since my interest is mild at best and he's a step away from being obsessed.
>>344850168
hitmonchan
That's it.
>>344850264
>Valorfag incapable of comprehending what an alliance is
Nothing out of the ordinary.
>>344850168
Snorlax
Machamp
Hypno
Magneton
Vaporeon
Aerodactyl
>>344850053
Most of it was in a car
>>344824415
The leader isn't gonna do shit.
Just cuz you chose the male leader is gonna make you be dominated by the feminists.
>>344822854
Valor values physical strength
Mystic values intelligence
Instinct values feelings
Instinct is literally MUH FEELINGS the team.
People on /v/ want to support the yellow SJW team.
>>344825848
If only red and blue swapped arm positions.
>>344850168
Vulpix (Fire)
Magnemite (Electric / Steel)
Jynx (Ice / Psychic)
Gyarados (Water / Flying)
Kabutops (Rock / Water)
Aerodactyl (Rock / Flying)
>hit lvl 5
>accidently hit a syop
>sahit happe4ns
>click somre shirt
>guess i'm rieading somre shit
>don't litenr
>mash
>oh shiy iy's vhosiing my team leader
>who did what?
>xan't ask them like any moranal f9ceo ga3me that alwos you to reviwsyou chosi3r
>hve to decide blindly
>go yellow cuz of your closatyheae
worry my fingetr is broken andi'm 3aring a splint and i can't type riaght
Just going to leave this here
>>344851115
>Steel
>>344851368
yes, and?
>>344851368
Steel and Fairy typing are in this game retard
>>344847374
I hope you die a long, painful AIDS related death, shitposter
>>344850832
instinct values breeding.
Instinct is all about eugenics
>>344847969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE8C5O10ZUk
>>344850832
Try saying MUH FEELINGS to wild animals that can track you better than you can yourself. Yellow is think first ask questions later.
>>344851496
Where did i say they werent? That's what i thought stupid.inb4implications
>>344851775
More like feel first, ask questions later.
>>344851808
You used meme text to imply steel wasnt a thing, dont try to pretend you didnt
>>344851878
Charge in brutishly, over analyze or complicate or call the wrong things due to your gut. Negatives to all my friend.
>>344851664
>Spark is the leader of Team Instinct, the yellow team. Spark is all about trusting your instincts — hence the name of the team. (Spark is not one for nuance.) If you feel that Pokémon are innately talented, and that success in battle can be chalked up to trusting your gut, Instinct is probably the way to go. Team Instinct's mascot is the legendary bird Zapdos.
Nothing about breeding. Just MUH FEELINGS.
>Blanche is in charge of Team Mystic, the brainiest of the bunch. The blue team is most interested in evolution; beyond that, the members of this faction are cool to a point of intimidation. If you're interested in the science behind what makes Pokémon tick — and are convinced that keeping calm is all it takes for success — choose Team Mystic. Mystic is represented by Articuno, the icy legendary.
>Evolution, cool intimidation, calm, icy.
>Candela is the head of the red team, and she's got spunk for days. Her M.O. is very much in line with what Pokémon trainers have been taught from the get-go: To be the very best Pokémon master, you've got to train for it. Bonding with your Pokémon helps to tap into their strengths, according to Team Valor. If that sounds good to you, go Valor. Also, if you like the fire bird legendary Moltres, that's another reason to go with Valor; Moltres is its mascot.
Spunk, bondage, strength, fire.
Face it blue is the most logical choice, red is gay and edgy and yellow is for SJWs.
>>344847374
replying to save mom
>>344851934
Sorry professor Memester, you lose this round. Another victory for teamInstinct
>>344852227
>red gay and edgy
>yellow is just muh sjw
This is coming from a fellow bluefag, friend. Keep being a faggot.
>>344852227
nice fanfiction you got there
>>344852268
>Is retarded
>Is also on team Instinks
Why am I not surprised?
>>344852227
Nice falseflagfag. You didnt even play the game. Yellow pretty much openly states how they're the breeder team.
>>344823061
I've got a shitload of pokestops around me but they're almost all graffiti and murals that haven't actually been there for like 6 years.
>>344852580
>Wrong
>Stupid
>Irrational
>Cant handle losing
Yep, all signs of someone who picked the incorrect team.
>>344847294
they uploaded a video on youtube how to do it, but to be honest you'll most likely be banned pretty damn quickly
Mystics are bitchbois and Valors talk a lot but can't back it up.
>>344842047
>>344839767
These two are correct. Both of them at the same time.
>>344825848
>valor is not seig heil.
fucking gay ass reddit.
>Blue is my favourite colour
>Ice is my favourite element
>Articuno is my favourite bird
It wasnt that hard a choice
>>344833418
underrated post
What kind of gigantic faggot calls himself "Spark"? Because I hope that's an alias, not the name the parents gave to him.
Also, what kind of gigantic faggot would follow a guy who calls himself "Spark"?
Candela's skirt is too short, she's probably a slut.
>>344823061
Is there any way to promote something to make it a landmark? I mean not every town has a million god damn statues.
But since any random shit can be a landmark I'm wondering if this weird square hole in the cliff on the highway would be one
>>344825848
Team Mystic confirmed for terrorists.
>>344853905
>articuno favorite bird
>don't want team lead by a woman
>have to go instinct
welp
Plebs pls
>>344854225
Then you should have just gone Mystic.
>>344822245
>want to join team Instinct because instinct has the coolest name and breeding is my fetish
>join team Mystic because blue is my favorite color and everybody I want to team up with is on blue
>>344854241
>Mom, i saw a real Diglett today while playing Pokemon Go!
Does CP have less to say on higher levels? I just took down a 700cp pincer with a Graveler in 400.
Of course it could be type advantage, but still
>>344844138
what's with that?
are you so fat you can't even get up from your chair and go for a walk?
>>344850083
heh
>>344854170
G-Goosh goosh?
/pol/ here.
Give me a good reason why I shouldn't join Team Valor?
I want to fuck Candela
>>344856031
No person of any valor would feel the need to validate his post by starting with "/pol/ here" instead of just asking questions for himself.
Red Team has real world perks.
Instinct here
Mysticucks can climb a wall of dicks
>>344856403
Cant people have accounts with different teams?
This shitty game makes the Pokemon main games battle system look good.
>>344856507
>Proud of being a dead regime and world wide laughing stock and meme loving fuck
Typical dumb valorscum.
>>344856507
>Polan
I dont even mind
>>344823061
>live in rural British town
>half the landmarks are pubs and takeaways
>>344852227
>Candela is the head of the red team, and she's got spunk for days.
What a whore.
>>344856543
meh... it's a bitch to create multiple accounts.
is pokemon a new meem ?
>>344849503
>landmark
Instinct are literal nazis.
>>344850083
What's that app with two bottles crossed?
>>344854241
How does that work
Do they pay strippers to be in the maze or what
>>344849691
filled with murder, trampling, and fights all based around a shitty mobile phone game? Yeah, okay. I'd rather everyone stays glued to their computers.
6 GUNFIGHTS in my city in the last week all because people are hunting for shit in pokemon go. this is fucking stupid, I hope the fad dies out really fast, but I doubt it will so i'll have to deal with dealing with more fucking 911 calls from people saying "help, please, I was trying to take over a gym and someone shot me in the arm". jesus christ people are fucking stupid.
>>344841220
over here it's like 55% blue 45 % yellow 5% red I was red but switched to yellow once I got home and realized all my friends were yellow
>>344857448
Mate it's a gay glory hole maze. You been watching too much porn, almost all glory hole mazes are gay.
There is one here in my city who is mixed. Half homo, half straight. I've been there twice.
There was only one women on the entirely of the straight section and like 10-15 dudes awaiting with their cocks in the holes. She sucked only one (which was prolly her bf) and then left. All the dudes went back to the bar hoping that another female would enter.
The gay section was the opposite, there were like 30 dudes. 5-6 actively sucking and all holes were occupied. Some after having their cocks satisfied went back to suck someone's else.
That day was a huge eye opening to me. But answering your question. No. You can pay some prostitutes that have a deal with the bar and they will suck you and your friends. The strippers were at the opposite part and had much more class. They only gave lapdances at max (which were good but quite expensive).
>>344823061
Hey buddy
>>344823061
>A doll in the window of a Thai restaurant that is no longer there.
>>344858335
Wait, this is a thing?
How do you have a legal business encouraging sucking of completely random dicks with no testing or protection?
>>344844138
Can i copy the save over to the phone? I hate how much battery this shit drains.
>>344858615
You show your ID at entrance and have to sign a term that states that you know what you are doing and the nightclub cannot be sued or be considered responsible for individual actions and that cellphones and cameras are prohibited.
They also have a fucking heavy security. Imagine banks and concerts, double it, like one bouncer for every 15 people. But the security is not for troublemakers, it is for people filming and taking pics. They take privacy quite seriously.
And about dick sucking... Yes in reality they are a strip house/bar. I don't know much but I think they are an law abiding business because there are signs about consent and not being forced to do anything.
>>344822854
apparently you're on mystic
>>344847969
Dollars
>>344850168
Alakazam
Alakazam
Alakazam
Alakazam
Alakazam
Dragonite
Gen 1 übers.
>>344847374
I love you mom.
>Chose mystic because I have fond memories of articuno in red version
>Literally every gym is blue
>Everyone here is blue or red
I want to change to instinct just to be able to take over some gyms, and all the yellow guys I've net are bros
>>344847374
No.
>>344860503
Time to restart
>>344858335
>>344859152
That's nasty
>>344860590
>Already level 17
Fuck that desu
>>344847494
The game makes you choose a team at level five and all of the 'fight' mechanics are based on teams.
>>344825417
its the first choice the cursor lands on fuckstick
>>344860941
That's not the only factor i'm sure dingbat.
>>344850168
Alakazam
Arcanine
Dragonite
Gyarados
Jolteon
Rhydon
What do the blues outlines on some Pokes mean?
>>344827389
Lugia team ran by Ainsley when?
>>344847374
Fuck you anon
>>344859152
Sounds like the typical sex clubs, then.
>>344846815
Sure you aren't.
I bet you are one of those fucking crabs aren't you.
>>344823061
a gorilla statue in front of a cash4gold store is a pokestop in my city
>>344823061
I'm feelin it
>>344847374
lol
>>344826289
cant do yellow and blue one, it is impossible to angle the thumb that way without also angeling the index finger...
>>344823061
>Live in Los Angeles
>Barbershop in shitty East LA is a pokestop
why
>>344864013
>live in Atlanta
>pokestops in Downtown Atlanta
basically a great way to get mugged and lose your phone
>>344850168
>Charizard
>Gyarados
>Alakazam
>Raichu
>Snorlax
>Dragonite
>>344840164
>Grass
>Bulbasaur
>Grass/Poison
>Steel
>Magnemite
>Steel/Electric
>Dark
>Murkrow
>Dark/Flying
Triggered.
>>344822854
this is fucking hilarious.
>>344825848
So valor and mystic will get you shot because gun and black power sign and instinct is faggy
>>344861630
curious about his too.
>>344861630
Considering every single pokemon I've caught today has this, I imagine its got something to do with that. Or maybe caught on your current level?
>We've got to get red to take out yellow so that we can move in on their turf
>Chica=Instinct
>Bonnie=Mystic
>Foxy=Valor
Am I onto something?
>>344865630
what is this?
>Want to play POKEMON GO
>don't own a smartphone capable of playing it
I'm not the only one...right..?
>tfw found a Ghastly in a graveyard
So using insence whhen I'm in my room is prett fucking useless right?
>>344847374
Fuck you bitch!
I Bet you are team blue.
Reddit is valor
Tumblr is split mystic and instinct, with SJW being "le sophisticated womyn team" and the memelord fucks being instinct. I chose instinct because
>eugenics
and its obvious mystic has the most members (40% in the polls) because it appeals to anyone with a superiority complex. In terms of the individuals I've noticed, valor is the impulsive one, getting a tattoo of their team and buying all the etsy merchandise, mystic is the one saying shit like "ok pokemon is cool and everyone's having fun but you need to realize that its still super problematic if anybody ever tries to talk to me". Meanwhile instinct is just straight up shitposters
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