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>if you let go of the analog stick it automatically goes back to the center
its an X AND a Box
>>344757102
That's what "stick " means you retard. It sticks to the center.
>Called a Controller
>It controls the game
>if you let go of the W key it automatically goes back up
>when you stop pressing the button, it pushes back out
>bioshock
>bio means water
>shocking water is the best attack in the game
>press A button
>game Advances
>press B button
>game goes Back
>if you let go of the controller it automatically falls back down
>>344757510
Bio means life, you illiterate nigger.
>>344757102
Springs.
Imagine a world without them!
>if you dont own a controller you dont have one
>>344757580
your dumb shut up
>>344757580
somehow at least 1 person always takes it
>>344757580
you clearly don't speak italian
>>344757601
He's right though.
>>344757580
>being wrong on the internet
point at this nigger and laugh
>>344757510
Aquashock Indefinitely was my favorite game.
how can you be so GODDAMN RETARDED
>>344757630
counter-trolled hard
>>344757643
Shut up! You don't even know Italian!
>Pic related DOES wear panties
>>344757643
you clearly don't speak ancient greek
>>344757630
Thanks for the (You)!
>>344757650
poo poo pee pee neo /v/ get the fuck away from me
>press the start button
>the game stops
>infinite
>ending is worst part besides entirety of the game
>>344757806
>poo poo pee pee neo /v/ get the fuck away from me
saving this one
>>344757102
the sun goes down.
it comes back up!
>game says to press any key
>hitting any key opens the game menu
>>344757643
i speak italian . and bio si from greek you mongo
>>344757193
>DirectX
>Box
>Xbox
>>344757818
oh wow
>DMC3
Each fight with Virgil, Dante embraces his half demon half human heritage.
>first fight
Dante points his gun at Virgil, representing his humanity.
>second fight
Dante points a sword at Virgil, representing his demonic side.
>final fight
Dante point his finger at Virgil, representing himself as a half human, half demon.
>>344757876
Epic.
>>344757607
NOOOO SPRINGS! HEHEHEHE
>>344757876
Don't remind me ;-;
>>344757601
he mad
>>344757550
underrated post
>>344757713
And who is pic related, anon?
>>344757905
i don't think my keyboard has an any key. i always have to quit because i can't find it, pls post pic
>>344757806
>poo poo pee pee neo /v/
Why did I giggle
>>344757881
Still amazes me that the ancient civilisations managed to build such a huge yo-yo structure for this to happen.
>>344758145
Reminds me of the time I almost sliced my finger off from opening a can.
>>344757806
>poo poo pee pee neo /v/ get the fuck away from me
>>344757983
>2016
>using dx12 instead of vulkan
When will Microsoft exit the industry?
>playing any video game takes time out of your day so that when you look at the clock again the time is later than it was when you first read it
>wake up this morning
>ate some cereal
>>344758295
i still have a scar on my finger from slicing it open like an inch on a fucking greek pool ladder
i still dont understand how i survived that shit
>>344757102
FUCK IT WORKS
>>344758113
Vatista
>>344757193
Give me da sauce
I don't even care if it's not porn
>>344758531
how do you not know what that is?
>>344757876
Alright, I don't get this one, what's the deal with this?
>game says checkpoint
>I check it everytime
>Diamond is the hardest metal
>Dialga is steel type
>Space is a star ocean
>Palkia is water type
>press f
>character pays respect
>>344758372
Not soon enough :^)
>press any button to continue
>power button still turns game off
What the fuck, woooow
>>344757806
Made my fucking day
>>344757305
My stick just stays wherever I leave it.
It must be broken.
>>344758921
It's working as intended. It's sticking to the spot you left it at. Did you try changing its settings?
still banned?
>>344758630
>diamond is a metal
>space is an ocean
I don't even know if you're baiting
>>344757858
ur neo /v/ if u dont remmber poo poo pee pee pepe
>>344757102
Yeah, and it breaks the fucking thing leaving it looser than a 35 year old's roastie
>>344758921
I recognize that wood!
>>344758603
It's from Higanjima
>friend shares screenshot
>your character/name is in it
almost convinces me I'm not the only one that truly exists
almost.
>>344758957
It's actually flying through space really fast along with you and everybody else.
>>344757818
Why is there a yellow dick
>>344758145
oh what the fuck, he needs to cut his nails
>>344759125
You can't accept that as proof anon it could easily be part of the matrix.
>>344758579
not him, but is it that girl from mythbusters?
Mario has an M on his hat because it stands for "Mushroom"
>>344758145
This has to be fake. Imagine the force required to push a knife through an avocado seed and your hand. Now imagine any scenario where you're applying that much force while slicing an avocado.
>going on the internet and just lying
>that kid that thinks hes the only person thats real so our computer algorithm makes us type shit to make it seem like he isn't but the error
>>344758921
That is one top-tier stick right there
>>344759334
FUCK YOU
>>344758957
I brought in an expert on sticks, he said fixing it is going to be ruff.
>>344759332
the avocado seed can be split in half, it has a gap in the middle, maybe he was applying force in the wrong direction and the knife slided into the gap passing tru everything including his hand.
but hey THATS JUST A THEORY
>>344759332
He didn't pierce the stone
I'm not saying it's real but what you're supposed to see is that he tried pushing through it, slipped, and drove the knife through the flesh of the fruit and his hand
>halo 5
>comes after halo 4
>>344758630
>diamond is a metal
t. Illiterate Minecraft autist.
>>344759503
not him but i still feel like that a lot of force to accidentally go through your own hand.
>Valve makes Steam
>the valve controls steam
>steam has burned people with paid mods, drm, etc.
>>344759052
How new are you?
>Eat spoiled food
>Get a debuff in stats and skills
>>344759630
It's literally the hardest metal on the planet - they use it when drilling for oil you tard.
>>344759630
t.newfag
>>344759687
its incredibly easy to go through the hand with a blade.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bio-#English
>>344759687
I'm assuming it's not that hard to go through a hand with a very pointy knife if you happen to hit between the bones
>>344759687
It fucking doesn't. It takes about as much as geting a knife through a slice of gammond steak
>>344759785
>literally the hardest metal on the planet
DragonForce would like to have a word with you.
>>344757842
>inifnite
>less than 10 hours
>press power button
>pc POWERs up
>>344759687
Imagine using shit loads of force to pierce the seed.
Once you get through it, you can't stop and it goes through your hand.
>>344759775
>eat a corpse
>gain bonus CON or STR
>>344759256
yes
>>344757607
There are no springs on me!
>>344757643
Neither you do
>>344757193
Why do you have pictures of my girlfriend, fuck you, I'm calling the space cops.
>watch old nintendo directs
>watching a dead man talking
>>344760017
>Press power button while pc is on
>nothing happens
>>344758630
I don't think diamond is a metal
>>344760181
But Anon, everyone's dead in the future.
This is the kind of autism i come to /v/ for
was mistral inlove with the russian guy?
>>344760156
jokes on you i always have a space getaway vehicle ready!
>Bulbasaur
>lightbulb+dinosaur
>Squirtle
>Squirrel+turtle
I would post charmander but these are too deep to remember.
>>344760498
>MOltres
>ZApdos
>ARTicuno
THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN
>>344760498
>lightbulb
Retard, plant bulbs are a thing
>>344760475
yes
>>344760596
Look at this double nigger, explain solar beam you retard.
>>344760571
Do you mean? Is he still alive? But how?!
>>344760571
Who the fuck is Mozaart?
>>344760012
>>344757842
It stands for Infinite Disappointment
>>344760676
Solar beam isn't unique to Bulbasaur you triple mongoloid
>>344759295
Faker asshole
>>344759332
He tried to stab the avocado stone, so he could pull it out, but he missed and stabbed through his hand.
How retarded are you?
>>344759775
>eat plain white sauce
>teeth go grey
>>344760838
Yeah but they don't have lightbulb on their name.
>>344760498
Oh yes Lightbulbasaur my favourite pokeman
Also Charcoal + Salamander
>>344757643
I don't speak italian and I'm greek
How does the control stick center itself?
>>344759630
>>344759052
It's the hardest metal known the man
>>344760783
Lets be serious here, the game was disappointing alright, but that ends after you uninstall it.
The disappointment that keeps on giving, though, is the one you get from the people who, to this day, praise it.fucking yahtzee, I´m very disappoint
>>344761056automatically
>>344761056
Made out of the same stuff boomerangs are made from so it always returns.
>>344761056
it's a neutral position, like a gear stick
>>344758145
I almost did the same cutting a dinner roll in half, except it was near my wrist
>>344757671
How can you be? That bait is so fuckimg old.
>>344760676
plants rely on energy from the sun. solar energy.
>>344759785
Its the hardest, but not the strongest. It has tiny cracks under its surface. It really only takes a strong hit for it to break.
>>344759560
>>344759332
I would second this interpretation, it looks like it COULD be throught the stone, but at the same time it could also have slid off, which is more probable to pierce the hand.
Still, I guess there are people who would really try to jab the knife into the acvodad with full force, just like there are still people who clean loaded guns and then look into the barrel.
>>344759785
>>344761125
>>344759785
carbon is a non-metal
Seriously. How many of you in this thread have forgotten high school science already.
>>344757607
Spring loving bastard.
>>344761475
I'm guessing it's so fresh in your mind because you haven't graduated yet.
>>344759785
Metal is a crystal, not every crystal is a metal.
Why when I push the power on button, do I still feel dead inside?
>>344761593
or because its super fucking basic and easy to remember
>>344761475
you idiot, if it wasn't a metal it couldn't be worked into a blade or a drill
some pieces of metal hammered onto green plastic makes computers happen
some magnets and shaking bits encased in plastic can perfectly recreate any sound possible
like i get them, i studied them and all
but still
fucking magnets man
>>344761708
Or because you are such an enormous newfag
>>344761873
>green plastic
>studied them and all
Apparently you didn't study enough, because the green shit is sand, not plastic.
>>344760642
don't answer that!
>>344762067
Just Google the meme already you colossal newfag holy shit this is just tiring now.
>>344761475
>>344759630
>>344759052
you're not very bright.
>>344760498
>lightbulb+dinosaur
You're fucking retarded. It's a grass type, with a plant bulb. A lightbulb dinosaur would be electric
It's all fun and games until you realise that people are taking this thread seriously and you know you've wasted a decade here.
>>344762143
>>344762180
that is a terrible fucking meme
4chan has come up with some dumb shit but god damn
>>344761993
>what is sarcasm
>look mom i corrected someones "mistake" on the internet. im smart
>>344761993
actually it's epoxy resin
HOLY SHIT GUYS I'VE GOT IT
THE SONY PLAYSTATION IS CALLED SONY PLAYSTATION BECAUSE IT'S THE PLAYSTATION MADE BY SONY!
>>344757806
I really hope this is the birth of an epic new meme
>>344762264
you don't need to know it's a meme to know that he's not being serious you sperg.
blows my mind how you literally cant say anything on 4chan without a wave of pseudo-intellectual autistic manchildren swarming you with anger and memes
literally just say "i like blue" and you are flooded with shitposting neckbeards insulting you and how blue is shit
"i dont like blue" and you are flooded with shitposting neckbeards insulting you and spamming memes about how blue is the greatest thing ever
people have sex with black women
>>344762461
What colour blue are you talking about exactly? Cause if it's periwinkle you can just fuck right off.
If you hold the A button down and don't release it, it only counts as half an A press.
>>344762461
calm down autist.
>>344760498
>squirrel+turtle
I know it's probably bait but still fuck you
>>344762627
>having names for different shades of blue
Faggot or a whore?
>>344762627
oh gee wilikers what an original post
no one else would have possibly considered making that joke, only you
master of comedy you are
>>344762752
You are just mad he beat you to it.
>>344762739
Full Spectrum Warrior, so faggot I guess.
Though not as bad as this dude
>>344762752
>>344762739
Kill yourself nigger
>>344762627
>periwinkle
>blue
>"I just got a brand new Playstation for"
>FOR WHOM?!?
>>344762739
>people still haven't advanced yet to hex codes
#333399 is the best blue
>>344757102
>have to poop
>run to bathroom
>slam door shut
>lock it cause i don't want anyone killing me while i shit
>lights off
>fan on
>sit down
>shit
>realize ididn't pull down pants
Mind Fucking Blown!
>Playstation
>you dont even play, you just watch a movie
>>344763210
>#1453AD
Worst blue of my life.
>>344757510
>game's entire theme is water
>it's even in the name
>the third one is set in the sky
What the fuck were they thinking? why didn't they call it Aeroshock?
That Japan is just like us.
>>344763362
A train station is where trains stop.
A play station is where play stops.
>>344757818
Okay, that's one's actually pretty great.
>>344763404
those translations are fake
>>344758145
This is why you don't stab an avocado stone chop it with a chef's knife and twist way less likely to result in bodily injury.
>>344762264
can you fuck off back to faggit already
>>344762461
Blue is shit, skublover
>>344757539
>half press a, you jump into a parallel universe
>press A
>game Accepts your selection
>press B
>game goes Back
>>344763404
Filthy Korean shaming glorious japanese culture.
>>344763451
do you want a medal sherlock?
>>344759402
I was just about to say pretty much the same thing.
>>344763720
Would that be too much to ask?
>>344763404
>Toriyama is a homosexual korean
>>344763720
yes please, Obama
>>344763404
is korea the japanese reddit??
>>344760676
Solar beam is a grass not electric move.
CharredSalamander is charmander.
You dun goof'd kiddo.
>>344761056
Four points of tension, each pulling away from the center. All four cancel each other out leaving the stick centered.
>>344760498
>i have to share oxygen with retards like this
Its not fair.
>Capture the flag
>It's a briefcase
>It doesnt have any sort of brief, only papers
That's why OW is better.
>move analog stick forward
>character moves forward
HOLY SHIT
>>344763404
You mean they're closet furries?
>>344763394
holy shit I kek'd
>>344757806
nice meme
>>344762180
He's right, you mongoloid. Clearly, Dragonforce is the hardest metal known to man.
>>344760498
>squirtle
>>Squirrel+turtle
The worst thing is there are people who actually believe this
>>344763404
>American please go back to America
>>344757643
Babitah boopy?
>>344762264
just kill yourself please
>>344760642
please stop
>>344764497
>Family Guy is head of the family
>Fathers usually fill that role
>Dad jokes are terrible
>Family Guy jokes are terrible
Mystery solved.
>>344763972
What causes the tension?
>perform the first half of an A press
>the A press automatically completes itself
>>344764756
Springs, mostly.
>suck nigger cock
ahhh aaa fuc kk help im being hacked
ppppppopoooooooooppp
bitch ass :D xD have you guy s ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggohlmmmmmmmm,h........................
>>344764756
unspoken feelings
>>344761620
meth is a pretty strong crystal tho
>>344757102
but how does it know?
>>344761241
I fail to understand how cutting a roll in half can bring the blade close to your wrist
>>344758921
quit the anzu posting.
>>344765151
It uses the Kinect camera
>>344757102
What blows my mind is the mouthbreathing, testicle-gargling thundercunts that are in charge of the laundry service at the accommodation that gets forced upon me for work are totally aware of their jewish, money grabbing broken ass laundry credit machine doesn't work 90% of the time, and just fucking takes your money. You tell them and they give it the old "teehee what's it like?" and they don't refund you because you don't have any proof. Proof? it's a fucking laundry machine you cunt, I don't have "proof", I don't go around the day trying to gather "proof" for everything I fucking do. Cunts, absolutely fucking cunts.
>>344765151
it's actually a tinyerect penis
>>344761125
>what is dragonforce
>>344762472
I like it
>>344763404
>I'm going to flood this thread with astronaut pornography until it derails
>>344758145
Caralho...
>>344759052
>>344759630
>>344760220
>>344760596
>>344760838
>>344761289
>>344761475
>>344761708
>>344762246
>>344762710
>>344764041
>>344764347
>You share an imageboard with these people
>>344766752
No, Avocado.
>>344767687
Ah. You are Mother Fucker?
>>344768143
Shut it you trash
>>344768358
Why do they all look like arabs?
>>344759283
Here is a webm for the next time you post it senpai.
>>344762361
>New meme
you aren't fooling anyone.
>>344769189
>>344759283
This isn't real, right?
>>344759402
so much so it's illegal in some parts of the world
>>344769540
No ya dingus, it's from the movie Scanners.
>>344769540
>how to detect newpeople
It's a clip from Scanners you dip.
>>344769830
You have that bicycle wheel one?
>>344770101
i gotcha covered senpai
>>344770264
is that an unwashed butter knife and a potato hammer?
>>344757643
I only speak mongolian and I have no idea what is happening in this thread.
>>344769830
To be fair, when you find a wooden spear stashed in some earth hole with a bunch of other sharp objects in a nigger house, it's probably a weapon. It's just funny, they can't be trusted with a knife so they revert to using spears again
>>344758145
What an idiot, you never put any part of your body in the path of knife or similarly never cut towards your body, what kind or retardation is this?
>>344769830
iirc it was found together with other more real weapons and knives which made it suspicious in the first place. You know what that means- the gangs are now also seriously adding pointed sticks to their arsenals... I guess because a pointed stick can be selfmade quickly and in the right hands still does a good job and can also be disposed of quickly. best cost- useabilty ratio.
Be afraid.
>>344771276
>you never put any part of your body in the path of knife
but I want to kill myself
>>344757806
i hope you're okay if i use your certified 4chan(tm) trademarked quip on other /v/ threads because I will
>>344765490
1/10 less autism next time is more believable
>>344770447
It's a mallet...
>>344771429
And you think slowly bleeding out is the best way?
>>344770264
>Radio
>Fucking gas canister
I know it's flammable, but not everyone's a pyromaniac unicyclist who stabs people with screwdrivers
>>344771429
Suicide by cop. Keep stealing vidya until someone gets mad enough to shoot you.
If you manage to convince a minority that you are doing it for them you'll become a martyr.
>>344772023
>i-it's just a radio
fuck off terrorist
>>344770991
N-noooo, machine- kun, p- please no more...
If anyone believes neo /v/ doesn't exist, look no further than this thread.
>>344772042
You'd have a way higher chance of death by becoming a cop and walking through a black neighborhood
>>344772243
>become a cop
>steal vidya
>shoot yourself
>suicide by cop during theft
>>344757713
>>344758506
Doesn't look like it.
>>344772415
>become a cop
>steal vidya
>draw gun to shoot yourself
>5 niggers immediately open fire and kill you
>>344772534
niggers avoid gamestops like employment offices
>>344768358
>recognise artist as the one who does that shit jojo art
AAAAAAAAaaasasassasadadsdgsgsdfgdffhdjhgfghkhjkr
>>344757806
Top-tier anon
>>344757806
Finally someone who's brave enough to fight back!
>>344772231
This is the sad state of this board ; if you get enough shitposting, it'll just become posting because of the influx of fucktards and their inability to sense sarcasm and irony.
I used to ignore "ironic shitposting is still shitposting". I shouldn't have.
>>344771276
I think it's called ''Being European'', anon.
>>344769540
it is guys head just blew up live on air :(
>>344762361
It's going to die now
>>344770991
>you'll never be immobilized and raped by machine
>>344773404All me.
>>344770264
>thank you, and we're very sorry to hear that
>>344770848
What if they attack me with a banana?
>>344758171
why is Oscar the Grouch eating a hamburger with no patty?
>>344757806
o i am laffin
>>344773621
It's quite simple. First, you force them to drop the banana, then, you eat the banana. Thus disarming them and rendering them helpless.
>>344773910
suppose hes got a pointed stick
>>344774047
SHUT UP
>>344773910
What if they attack me with a raspberry?
>>344757806
Why did i sing it?
>>344772243
Don't you mean becoming black and walking through a cop neighborhood?
>>344774120
Run for it.
>>344757102
>vibration
>feels like an earthquake is happening in my hands
>>344757607
Where does Coily fit into God's plan for us?
>>344773404
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UhYYQiFozl8
>if you press the power button on the computer
>it automatically turns on
>>344770991
these days robots are paid to play video games bu the honest man cant find work
>>344774938
Finally a good use for all those eastern Europe stray dogs.
>>344774047
Then he'd probably attack with the stick instead of the banana
>>344770264
This is like....the NRA persecution complex wet dream.
>>344774120
You got a 16 ton weight handy?
>>344757806
Put me in the screencap, Reddit
>>344757818
WOOOOOOW how was I supposed to know that was going to happen
>press Select
>nothing happens
>>344757102
But if you let go of the center it doesn't go to an analog stick
>>344777743
what the fuck is a select button?
>>344763404
>Why are you so Korean?
the earth is flat
>>344778657
No you dumb Korean, it's an octagon
Diamond isn't a metal, but Diamond is Unbreakable.
4chan is a honeypot
>>344763202
Underrated post
>>344773404
God dammit, you got me.
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