Why the fuck does Nintendo never learn?
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Why the fuck does Nintendo never learn?
They don't care
They're the shittiest company in gaming, they give literally no shits.
actually they just learned that they're sitting on the ultimate autism goldmine and they're recently starting to take full advantage of it
I know right, they always make a profit and have a very limited supply to keep up interest. Why not just over produce and have people realize how stupid it is very quickly.
>>344726240
the fact this is making them any money is a sign that gaming is to die soon
>>344726373
>>344726386
this, also I make money off of these stupid fads so I ain't complainin'.
They did.
And they're successfully making it look like their products are desirable. At least in the short term when sales matter most.
>sell out of your product thus driving up second hand costs due to high demand
>make more of that product and sell it for retail price and make even more money
Durr.
>>344726240
>mfw i preordered it as soon as it went up
What does it dew?
>actually buying and wearing one of these
Might as well get “dickhead” tattooed on your forehead
>Make a small amount of a product
>Have a division dedicated to ripping off customers on eBay
Those rotten bastards
>>344726475
People have been saying that since tamogachi.
>>344726631
>37 bids
Wewlad
>>344726696
This
>>344726696
>grown adults will wear that fucking thing
Autists unknowingly tagging themselves as autistic.
>>344726240
I didn't even know they went up. How much were they?
What in the actual fuck IS it? What does it do? Does it open up or something? Is it a pedometer of some sort?
>>344726696
Everyone is playing this game. You already look like a fool constantly pausing while walking and holding your phone perpendicular to the ground swiping like a grandma using technology past the 1950s.
>>344726240
What kind of manchild would wear this?
>not making thousands of dollars ever since they came out with overpriced component cables for the gamecube, gamecube controller adapter, amiibos, etc.
>>344726931
$35
>>344726967
lets you capture pokemon without having your phone out
>tfw they will never add smartwatch support because of this.
Everyone who walked outside 12 hours after launch new scalpers were going to be all over that shit.
>>344726373
this, same shit happened with wii selling out despite the demand, and not having proper stock for months after its release.
OP should never be allowed to run a business
>>344726925
Actually it won't be considered autistic anymore once a huge amount of people start wearing it. Makes you think, huh?
>>344727023
>lets you capture pokemon without having your phone out
Pretty sure it only tells you that there's a Pokemon nearby so you take out your phone.
>>344726346
That spot still belongs to EA, Warner Brothers and Ubisoft
>>344727135
Pretty sure it does.
>>344727023
>lets you capture pokemon without having your phone out
What? How is that possible? Does it have a mini screen on it that you link to your account or something?
fucking scalpers
>>344727196
You click the button in the center and it catches the pokemon.
>>344726475
If anything it just means console pokemon games are dead. They see how much more accessible and profitable it is to put it on a mobile market.
>>344727196
color coded lights, lets you know if it was or wasn't caught
they went over it in painstaking detail during E3 but I tuned most of it out
>sonyggers on giga suicide watch
sides runneth over
>>344727046
>implying they didn't intend to make this all along
>Smash is the most popular wii u game
>initially barely stock any non-mario amiibo
>like 15 adapters per store
>some didnt even get to fill preorders placed
>pokken is a fucking pokemon fighting game
>again, like 10 fucking pokken controllers per store
>only recently restocked them again
now, let me guess
>fucking app that is more popular than twitter
>5 bracelets a store, only at gamestops
>>344726240
They're not even necessary. If you're walking, you can just have your phone out, and if you're driving, it doesn't matter because you need to focus on the road.
>>344727393
>BLOODBORNE UNCHARTED 5. POWER TO PLAYERS
>>344726976
>not turning ar off
>>344727243
>>344727318
Huh, that sounds interesting. Technically speaking anyway, I haven't downloaded the app at all and don't know if I enjoy it or not.
>Everyone that plays GO starts wearing one of these
>Those without them will become the minority
>Will be sent to Pokemon Concentration Camps
>>344727163
Nah, not that they arent bad but I at least think they have a clue about the consumer, a very bad one but still a clue. Nintendo is just retard jew.
Does using it still consume phone data or is this an alternative if you run out of it?
>>344726240
Oh! So they made an amiibo for Pokemon GO, and artifically limited the supply of it, like they do with all their amiibos?
Smart nintendo is smart! They'll be able to sell them a little at a time for much money!
Is the wearable also of very low quality (compared to its cost), so it'll break, and people will need to buy more?
Very smart nintendo!
Mobile gaming is profitable because the people who play it think all the nickle and dime Jewishness is normal.
>>344727625
>amiibo invented artificial scarcity
>>344727614
Yes it uses phone data, it uses GPS and connects to servers like a normal App its not magic
>>344727614
Why would it not? Are you retarded?
>>344726346
Enjoy your dudebro shooters and cinematic experince shit, then.
Fuck, with their amiibo bullshit I should've known tobuy 500 dollars worth of the fuckers and make bank backPeople are dumb enough to pay premium for this shit, I should've have known.
>>344726925
>>344727083
>Caring about being normal
When did /v/ get so normalfaggy?
>>344727724
ive never heard of dlc, microtransations and day 1 patches.
The Pokemon Go Plus thing is fucking stupid. It should at least tell time, or show you which Pokemon is nearby. Even that little walker thing in HG and SS could do these and it was fucking free.
>>344727263
>console pokemon games are dead
fuckin sharing the wisdom anon, mind if I share mine too? have you heard about this recent invention called the calculator? It'll make the abacus bankrupt!
Reminder that it only allows you to catch pokemon you already have caught before
if you want to catch something you haven't caught before you still have to pull out your phone
>>344727889
There's not being normal and there's being a sperglord.
>>344726976
You're high if you won't think interest among Normies will be all but gone in a month
>>344727990
But all of /v/ is full of sperglords.
>>344726475
Pokmen have been using the same stale formula for two decades now, same deal as platformers, fighting games and shoot'em ups. every single genre has been dead for a while except for zombie survival sandbox games which were dead on arrival, pun semi intended.
>>344727743
Yes I know wizards of the fucking coast invented artificial scarcity.
But wizards of the coast haven't targetted the mobile market!
Very stupid!
Also their games are too complex for a random dumbshit faceberg tyronestacy to pick up and play!
Very stupid!
Plus, the game doesn't sucker you in with cheapo $5 "Starter decks" or other cheap equipment like that, baiting you into spending more and more money. Instead you're put straight into fighting against the $200 decks from day 1, so you can't get the dopamine hit of spending only $3 to beat someone, and the sunk cost fallacy can't set in!
Very stupid!
Nintendo is smart!
>>344727990
Not that guy but
Why do you hang out here if you're so quick to call people autistic or sperglord?
>>344728006
I can't wait for the accident stories to come out of this, people on campus are already driving like spergs because of it.
>>344727083
>Actually it won't be considered autistic anymore once a huge amount of people start wearing it
Autists don't know they are autistic if people don't point it out to them. This is just wide scale autism.
>>344728006
I can't wait until a careless truck driver winds up behind this guy.
>>344727575
Apparently Pokemon has a clue, or this wouldn't take off as big as it did
>Tfw I really wanted a watch
They do this low supply, high demand shit on purpose don't they?
>>344728120
like you are?
>>344728028
>interest among Normies will be all but gone in a month
Something like this? I doubt it.
Do they make them more subtle? Wearing that in public would be more embarrassing than wearing a Pokemon shirt.
>>344728089
There was a pileup on a highway caused from a charazard
>>344728156
I genuinely think they didn't expect pokemon go to be this autistically popular and how many autists with money would throw money at a stupid $35 wearable that costs $5 to make.
How?
>>344726346
did you forget sony exists?
i did.
>>344728237
based on google searches
So I heard the watch allows you to catch Pokemon without taking out your phone. Is it even reliable at catching shit or will it waste a bunch of pokeballs and let the shit get away?
>>344728180
Sorry to burst your little faggy bubble anon, but nope.
>>344728089
>>344728147
She's gonna be famous guys.
>>344728237
This is getting out of hand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSzawDXyRUk
>>344728237
>pokemon is better than sex
who woulda thunk it.
just wait until gen 3 and gen 4, pokemon go autists will kill each other for their waifumon
>>344728278
>mfw using Bing for porn searches
Literally the only reason to ever use Bing desu
>>344728237
its new. and popular. all new big releases see a dip in porn sites since users are to busy with X. But X always dwindles as the fad dies while stays consistent.
>>344728237
Isnt yuporn the most barebones porn page out there? hell, i havent gone there since 2010 or so.
>>344728298
denial is the first stage of being dead inside, anon, dont be a hypocrite, by stepping on other peoples dreams becuase yours died
>>344728376
>calls it pokeman so nobody knows he's an autist
>slips up and starts calling it pokemon
>everyone in the workplace now knows
>>344727263
>put it on a mobile market
as it has ALWAYS been? wasn't the last console game on the gamecube anyway?
>>344728532
Youre over analyzing that a bit
>>344726240
Kek it's amiibos all over again. I'm convinced they buy these things themselves and sell them for 4x market value.
>>344727263
It's not that 'console' games are dead. It's that everyone has a smart phone and if someone even remotely liked pokemon is downloading this.
>>344726925
yfw todays grown adults are the one that started out on the original red and blue.
>>344728532
pokeman has been in pop culture for 20 years. Normies have claimed it
>>344726696
Think it'll be possible to replace the strap and put one of these covers on it? $15 seems a little high for such a tiny amount of wood though.
you were able to reserve on at Gamestop and Amazon, anywhere else besides that, though?
>>>/vp/
Fuck this stupid pokemon shit
>>344728237
fucking incredible
>>344726240
They limit the supply on purpose. Makes moving stock quicker & easier.
>>344728784
well i guess theres autism, and then theres A U T I S M
>>344728906
You think this is bad? Go back to 2009. Then you'll see some real shit.
>>344728376
It's already out of control.
>>344728338
>using extra to describe a person
Where the fuck was this taken? Quebec doesn't have it yet and France doesn't do English.
>>344728643
Typical autist response
What can you even do with that thing anyway? How long until the chinese star selling their version of it for $5?
the best part about these is i can wear one and blend in with all of these normies wearing one while the rest of you stay bitter and complain
>>344728986
At least a wood design is easier on the eyes than straight up autism. That strap is fucking atrocious though, but now that I'm having a good look at it I'm guessing it can't be replaced. That's okay, I was planning on reselling mine when it gets here anyway.
>>344726240
What the hell does this thing even do?
>>344726240
It's almost like they have this weird thought that used prices mean that the quality of the product goes down in peoples' eyes. It must be the only excuse because for many of their products, whether it be merchandise or the games themselves, they seem to encourage higher prices through lower production. This method has kept it impossible for many first party Wii U games to be found any lower than $40 despite being many years old and collector's items to be scalped immediately upon release. The former is also reinforced through their attitude towards virtual console and preventing the price of retail games to decline or go on sale many years after release through their own digital service.
It's baffling that such practices could persist for years upon years by a first party company that has been making poor creative choices on top of wacky financial ones without some sort of repercussion.
>>344728338
>advertising your reckless driving
holy shit, what an asshat
>>344729164
Houston, Texas, they are just a bunch of tryhard hipsters.
>>344728376
Lol! This shit is what makes the gaming community awesome. Seeing news anchors, CEOs and product brands acknowledge the existence of Pokemon makes me an epic happy gamer. Plus you get some awesome PokeHumor (combination of pokemon + humor) out of it, just like in the video. This is it guys. Gaming is finally going to be taken seriously -- I am eagerly awaiting the moment when Yassss Queen Abuela Hillary becomes president and makes an awesome nerd joke about pikachu during her inauguration.
>>344729510
>being so hipster you start using french slang
what the fuck
>>344728236
Who could have expected this? We are talking from 0 to most popular app
>>344729775
Don't make ironic posts like that ever again.
>>344726240
>Why the fuck does Nintendo never learn?
They did, who do you think is selling them for retarded prices on ebay?
>>344727163
No
It's much better for a company to be greedy Jews than retarded
I'm gonna wear two on each wrist so I can grind on 4 separate accounts
Get jealous noobs
>>344726240
They got your money, they don't care.
>>344728006
>Normies are now the losers
Why is this allowed? reee
>>344730143
>spending money on a f2p app
lol
>>344728237
Fad
>>344730062
No.
>>344729164
Used to be England back in late 2000.
Key word, 2000s.
>>344730341
Bait
>>344728006
>Cops, please pull me over, I'm constantly on my phone while driving!
>>344730562
fishing pole
>was picked on cause I played Pokemon in middle school
>grown men and women are playing Pokemon go now
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>344731061
You were picked on because you were a weak little nerd who could get picked on with insignificant consequence.
>>344728338
Imagine the developers at nintendo who did this because they hoped that their consumers would get more exercise and they just end up driving around a lot.
>>344731061
i bet youre still the same ugly poo in the loo.
>>344726548
That's now how it works faggot.
Look at beanie babies. They intentionally had a limited supply so demand would increase. The second they "retired" one people would line up for hours to get the last few.
This is why amiibos were so popular last year and this is why this thing will be desirable until the holiday season. Also I don't think they anticipated pokemonGO to be the world wide phenomenon it is right now.
>1.6 billion people playing pokemon go
>only make enough bluetooth watches for 25,000 pre-orders
lol
Now Nintendo are selling them on eBay for 'silly money'
They know what they're doing, they did it with amiibos
>>344731339
Hey I walk around during the day.
Fuck walking at 2 am though. Plus there's almost no cars around so you can just literally stop in the middle of the road
The fuck is the point of these watches anyway?
>>344728237
Only kids fresh on the internet search "porn" to find porn, though.
People will stop playing it in about 2 weeks when twitter gets bored of it. Any remaining "nerds" will keep playing until gen III "when pokemon was good". Afterwards it'll be diehards and some other autistics left.
People will still claim pokemon as their favorite though you can count on that.
t. A near-normie
>>344728120
if enough people do it that just makes autism the new normal.
>Pokemon is reaching level of popularity like it had in the late 90s
Well, damn.
Wonder if this will make my old Pokemon cards worth something.
>>344728062
Mate, u alright?
>>344731669
Makes it so that you don't have to pull your phone out all the time just to play the game. Really good battery and data saver.
>>344731816
Yes. Doesn't change it from not being autistic as fuck though.
>>344731837
Unless it's a foil charizard good luck.
I'd kind of like some of the gen 1 levels of merch for later gens though
>>344729256
The strap is removable
>>344731886
Oh shit lol.
>>344731674
it's any search with "porn" in it
cuck porn, lesbian porn, scat porn, youporn, etc
>>344727263
They are vastly different games. Go is just a social experience with no direct battle, no real customization for your pokemon and the battles are RNG fest and not interesting.
>>344731669
Vibrates whenever Pokemon are nearby so you can drop whatever the fuck you're doing and wander around for 10 minutes while your real life remains neglected. It literally makes you a slave to your skinner box.
>>344726925
>at my job today
>fucking everyone is playing pokemon go except for me
>even my boss in his 40s
>even the fucking indian engineers were sitting around playing it
>"oh Hardeep there is a clefairy right where you are sitting"
got fucking dammit how the fuck am i the weirdo now
>>344730739
>but officer I swear I wasnt on my phone
>>344732020
>It literally makes you a slave
Nah, some little watch doesn't do shit. People make themselves slaves.
>>344727393
>Implying Microsoft isn't affected by this
wewlad
*Gamefreak
>Pokemon Sun & Moon won't make even a fraction of what Pokemon Go is making
What does it mean?
>>344726925
By the time it's released the game will have the nerd-only title.
No one will wear it.
Watch.
The game gets dull by level 18 and most people are reaching that point already.
>>344732113
Go back to work hardeep you faggot.
those shoes aren't going to make themselves
>>344732165
wew, you're fucking stupid
>>344732135
What's that song called again?
I know it's eurovision, but which?
Anyone else think pokemon go is a beta within a beta?
This is just a testing ground for a pokemon go mmo for the nx, since its speculated that the nx controller can also function as a phone.
>>344732224
That was them talking to each other I'm not Indian
>Going toAnn Arbor tomorrow and walk around.
>>344732216
That they'll realize the casual market is covered with GO and no longer dump down pokemon for retarded kids. A return to Gen 4 difficulty.
P-please?
>>344732302
This is just ingress but with a pokemon skin.
>>344732374
>and no longer dump down pokemon for retarded kids.
>A return to Gen 4 difficulty.
>Pokemon games started being baby mode when I was old!
No you were just shit at games before
I thought it wasn't even out yet what the fuck
>>344732216
Pokemon Go is free though
>>344731269
Chill man I was making a joke.
>>344732536
It's out in the good parts of the world and Australia.
>>344732391
Ingress I found to be pretty boring, go isnt too bad so far if they deliver on everything they promised to be added which they probably wont because the full version is coming to the nx.
>>344732654
I meant the accessory, not the game.
>>344732654
Fuck off, cunt
>>344732296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVj0ZTS4WF4
>Live in Florida
>Work at FUCKINGPUBLIX
>The wholestock crewincluding me are playing it
>My Managers are playing it
>friend coworker is rounding up people who have thursday off
>gonna go to Moss Park and various other places in central Florida all day and play Go
>have 75 pokeballs saved up and gonna get more until thursday
>everyones gonna get a power bank and carpool
FUCK everyone, this game is hearkening back to the days of early high school with HG/SS released with the pokewalker
>>344732686
I never played ingress at all but from the people I've heard it had more shit to do than go.
>>344732465
That may be true, but there is a noticeable drop in difficulty from Gen 5 to Gen 6. Along with the overly nice 'friend rivals' and the handholding dialogue. Diantha is a fucking pushover compared to Cynthia.
>>344732216
That everyone and their wives' sons have a smartphone and not a Nintendo handheld.
>>344728376
Its pronounced Poe-Kay-Mon
FUCKING NORMIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jm_eUQSYAk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8aqbEmOj4M
>>344732772
I watched streamers play ingress and all they did was go from point to point playing simon says with patterns on the screen.
Sounds pretty boring to me.
>>344732772
To be fair ingress was just as horrible in the very begining. Go at least has the novelty nostalgia of the original pokemon which wont last for too much longer. They better start adding shit and fast or people will just stop playing.
>>344732747
>early highschool
>hg/ss
Oh god, that really was six years ago
>>344726475
its the monthly meme m8.
It'll get boring after a month.
>>344726631Loss?
>>344729293
>It's baffling
Not really. Most people are stupid and equate expensive and rare with quality. Plus, understocking means that Nintendo is never left holding the bag. When games or hardware bomb like the WiiU or Starfox its less of a loss for Nintendo.
Nintendo just likes to operate by being very prudent with its choices like how all its hardware is underpowered but definitely cheaper to produce. It sells its games on the gameplay and gimmicks. Its just more simpler and safer.
Meanwhile, Sony and Microsoft produce and sell hardware at a loss and hope to recoup the price. This has lead to things such as people buying up Playstations so they can make a cheap cluster for parallel computing.
>>344732135
>Cop pulled me over.
>"Stay away from this gym. This is a Valor town"
>"Officer, I am Valor."
>"Cool. Get your registration fixed. You don't need a ticket."
>Fistbumps me and walks off.
Fuck yeah.
>>344732747
>this game is hearkening back to the days of early high school with HG/SS released with the pokewalker
No. It's back to the days of pokemon first becoming big back in elementary school, which is something you never got to experience.
>Pokemon saves Nintendo again
>Nintendo is going to be in the black this year despite there being two (TWO) Wii U games coming out
Fug
>>344732747
Your work crew isnt the only ones anon. A group of 50ish are also doing the same thing going around town tonight.
This will be the first time ive done anything like this in 10 plus years. Feels like high school man.
>>344733045
Are you fucking shitting me right now
>>344731948
>tfw I had a foil 1st edition charizard
>Lost it along with the rest of my shit when I had a falling out with my mother at 17 and left home.
What's sad is it was worth a lot even back in the day. I felt like the luckiest little fucker when I found it in a booster pack as a kid.
>>344727163
Nope, EA being bad is a meme anyway
>>344732789
>Pokemon
>Difficulty
The fuck are you on about? Pokemon was always easy as piss and designed for children. The only 'difficulty', if you could even call it that, is that pokemon is a grindy as fuck JRPG.
>>344733467
I traded my holo 1st edition charizard to a highschooler for like 300 japanese cards.
He knew what he was doing and I had no clue.
When I returned home to collect my stuff the movers had stolen my book full of holos. Fucking mexicans.
>see friend I havent seen in months while grocery shopping at 10 at night
>comes up and we shoot the shit
>asks me why Im buying a shit load of beer and a jug a milk
>ask her why she is buying nothing in a grocery store
>"oh, you ever hear of pokemon go? we are hunting around tonight!"
My fucking face when. I hear about this shit at work, at home, and anytime I even go outside.
>>344732563
It has a cash shop
>>344733585
Feels bad man. I remember the excitement of getting a Mew card for winning one of those leagues that Books-A-Million hosted; The ones where you got official little books they'd stamp every weekend, and you could earn actual pin badges. That's actually where I got the booster for the charizard too.
Man, those were the highlights of my saturday afternoons for months.
Why the fuck wouldn't they include something like actual trainer battles?
Walking around and catching Pokemon is fun and all, but aside from the shitty ass Gyms, that's all there is to do
>>344726475
Depends on if it has any staying power or not.
>>344733914
Because feature creep would kill this game. They can't even get login, the most fundamental use case, working. Hell, it sometimes hangs at the splash screen.
>>344733774
I wish I knew about that.
I only got the mew card from the movie that came out. I got to skip school to watch it.
I hope in my life they create a machine that lets you relive past memories.
>>344728089
I saw someone get pulled over tonight for it.
Is it bad that I don't give the slightest fuck about these things? Why can't you just take your phone out instead of spending money on some watch?
>>344732465
>Gen 4
>difficult
it was slow and boring, not difficult
>>344734426
normies want to fit in
protip: pokemon is the single most normie game franchise in existence
>>344734426
What the fuck is that image supposed to be exactly?
>>344733560
EA being bad is not a meme. Its just a fact.
>>344734863
I fucked two girls thanks to this app. It's pretty fucking great.
>>344734876
What if Zoom was a girl.
just in case it wasn't already posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO0Bx-AkhOc
>>344734426
These images just keep getting weirder
What does curveballing do? It looks sick but doesn't give me any sweet bonuses for my gnarly style.
>>344728048
Fighting games are trying new things but no one bothers to play anything but SF. GG has a lot of shit to make it different from other 2d fighting games, but you people will right it off as "anime trash" or whatever, even thought hat shit never bothered most of you 20 years ago. Well, those of you that were old enough to play games then, anyway.
>>344733018
fuck off already
>>344727023
>$35
Is that burger bucks? Fucking hell
>>344732281
And you're a retard if you don't think that
>>344732714
Grow up wankstain
wait when the fuck did these even come out
I thought they weren't out for another 2-3 weeks
Why is it so popular? Is there any gameplay to it? Do you do any thing with your mons?
>>344728152
In my opinion it seems like a brain dead decision that couldn't have failed. They basically told another company to help make a game they already made, only with a pokemon skin.
>>344736319
You sell them to the professor hunk.
>>344736535
Yes it is, retard.
>>344733194
>already got more users than tinder, heading for more users than twitter
It's going nowhere m80.
>>344728062
Just build legacy slivers/goblins/elves.
Easily to pilot and shits all over modern and standard.
>>344736535
>Release Date 7/31/2016
Retard
>>344733560
Get out of this site. I lost three of my favourite companies to them, you fuck.
>>344736535
Item has to ship within 30 days, retard.
Nintendo is like a scalpers paradise. People will buy in bulk, charge it at a 600% price rate for six months, and only then Nintendo will produce more, just in time for the trend to die.
>>344726240
>nintendo purposely limits product to create artificial demand
>they always end up making a ton of cash
>some arm chair analyst faggot on /v/ seriously thinks he knows better
lmao
>>344728006
>a grill
Fucking normie trash.
>>344728236
i want to hear your few predictions on what is going to happen when Pokémon Go releases in Japan.
>>344727135
>>344727192
Kind of. If it's a pokemon you already caught, you can just press the button and it'll catch it for you without the phone.
>>344732789
Just turn off the exp share
>>344726692
it vibrates
...thats it
>>344728376
>Is that a pokeyman
>>344726967
>pedometer
yes, it measures levels of pedophilia.
>>344732747
More like it's harkening back to days when Pokemon was a colossal cultural phenomenon in the 90's, so basically something you never experienced.
You have no clue just how huge it was in the 90's if you're seriously bringing the fucking Pokewalker into this.
I hope the people who bought that realize that all popular games for smart phones die down in time, I call it the flappy bird effect.
>>344728738
I didnt say all console games were though.
>>344732008
And the money clearly shows them that's what people want from their Pokemon experience.
>>344737998
Some get lucky and have some staying power, like Clash of Clans or Angry Birds.
>>344726631
Charge your phone.
>>344727163
EA is a horrible company although it's pretty funny that their consumers hate them passionately enough to vote them Worst Company in America more than once, beating out Bank of America which has actually destroyed people's lives.
>>344733914
Because battles are too complicated for normies.
>>344728410
Why? Does it work better?
>>344732216
That Handhelds are better for long term than short term and phone games are the opposite
>Make mobile game
>Promotes and gets more people to get handheld
>make slightly more on handheld while raking in mobile shit and tons of brand recognition
Pokemon GO is fucking amazing advertising right now and they aren't paying for shit, i haven't seen one website that doesnt have it on its front page or people in public that arent playing it
>>344739058
Or they could just focus full time on the thing making them infinitely more money for a fraction of the time and budget. Especially now that they have a ton of mons to just drip-feed updates with.
>>344732739
Why does he wear the neck brace?
>>344739383
Why would they?
They have a very very small division helping Niantic with this and are making a large profit, no reason to go full time. Flooding the market with their shit just makes them compete against them self and loses money for them
>Free socially popular game with IAP
>Promote full fledged game with social aspects of mobile game
>Make a full game for fans and mobile games for casuals while dominating market and making a profit
There is 0 reason for them not to do this.
All that is going to come to this is Nintendo going "Holy shit i guess everyone was right that mobile is worth looking into" and hopefully get more servers for their next launches and have them look forward more often at new tech.
>>344739627
Companies dont strike oil once and say "well that was worth checking out, but it's not that important". They pursue it as hard as they reasonably can. They dont distinguish between main fans or casual fans, they see what's most profitable. Nintendo especially who is happy to almost completely bench less successful IPs like Metroid and Star Fox is bound to take such a route. If they see the vast majority are responding to their phone game it's not a stretch to believe they'll want to get as invested as possible in tapping it.
>>344739058
>implying anyone playing pokemon go going to buy 250$ handheld +40$ game + sd card
no, its popular because its gen1 nostalgia + free + on device everyone owns + exercise
nobody cares handheld games. nobody got time for autist pokemon battles or trades or reading bunch of text on 240p screen.
you guys are delicionals
Gonna wait for the EU release and buy as many as I can.
>>344740004
Hasn't Amazon been selling out of their ORAS and X&Y stock since Go released? That's what I was hearing earlier anyway.
>>344726475
gaming died a long time ago in spirit, the problem is it keeps making money for the wrong reasons
>Inb4 this is Japs Gov plan to get all the NEETs out into the real world
>Its not available in Japan because they are testing the waters
>Super exclusive stuff will only be available in japan
>Inb4 legendary on top of mt fuji
>>344737917
>retards don't know about a device that measures steps
and you're trying to act so superior about it, too
fucking dumbass
>>344740235
probably true. eventually i think games will probably be closer to gambling real money than what we think of as games
>>344740237
NIPPON
HIKKIKOMORI
KYOUKAI
>>344740237
>nintendo single-handedly solves the population crisis in Japan
I'm ready, Nintendo
Come for Canada soon
>>344740004
I'm sorry you're just a loser on the internet, but apparently you've haven't been on the internet long enough to remember Flappy Bird carrying tablets going for a lot on ebay.
>>344740290
it was a joke, fucking retard.
What does the strap actually do?
Does it still need to use the phone to connect?
So there has to be a daemon that runs in the background that looks for pokemon
then why not just replace it with a software based solution?
Basically an app that emulates the strap
>>344726240
>this much fuss over pieces of chinese plastic
fucking how
there are plenty other chinese plastic you can obsess over
>>344740237
>Japanese tourism industry increases tenfold as people swarm all over Japan to catch the Ho-Oh atop Mt. Fuji
>>344732789
how do you notice a drop in difficulty for a game that is never even remotely difficult
>>344726475
We already knew the herald of Nintendo going full mobile was the death call
>>344740568
>only nearby pokestop is at the base
>>344726373
How the fuck did they recently learn this. They could have made a Pokemon mmo ten years ago and cashed all this bullshit in then. Jesus Christ Nintendo people have been begging for it forever and then we finally get something beyond a single player game and it's mobile trash. I hate this company.
>>344726240
>$35 regular retail
>for a device that vibrates
>I just bought a Kindle Fire for $33
Why the FUCK is it so expensive?
>>344735179
Extra 10 XP.
I remember this time last year Pokemon was a dying franchise and Yo-Kai Watch was poised to finally dethrone it.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>344740457
im talking about 3ds you stupid mongoloid
>>344740863
Two reasons. Demand, and because it has a Pikachi on it.
>>344733270
This is what Valorfags actually believe.
>>344740910
Pokemon was never dying, just slowing down as all franchises do, and YW was only ever popular in Japan.
>>344740508
It's a button that lights up and/or vibrates when you go by a Pokestop or a Pokemon. If it's a Pokestop you can tap the button to auto-collect. If it's a Pokemon you've caught before, you can use the button to toss a pokeball at it and hope you catch it. If it's a new pokemon, you have to actually pull out your phone and try to catch it like normal. Still requires your phone and connects through bluetooth.
A program that emulates the button would need to be more automated since you still need to interact with the button still, and it'd need to vibrate/make a noise when you pass by a pokemon that requires you to catch it like normal, otherwise it'd be useless. Basically, it's more effort than just tricking the Go app to think it's connected to a Go Plus.
>>344732218
kids dont give a shit about the levels they just want to catch them, even the fatties are astonishing parents and teachers alike by walking and exercising more than ever before, entire kilometers of walking or running with no prompting or pleading necessary.
this one app has singlehandedly offered a way to combat child obesity, and these effects are showing in just a single week of use in two regions. by the end of the week Europe and Asia will also have the app, causing a similar craze. by the end of the summer there will be trading, and who knows how much else. there are still legendaries being sought after, many pokemon remain unfound.
and then when summer ends, kids go back to school and the app gets a second burst of activity as schoolyard kids trade what they've found and share experiences. rumors akin to the sort of stuff you heard in grade school back in the late 90s, will emerge for pkmn go. kids imaginations will grow. they will spend more time outside and interacting with real people.
what we are seeing is week fucking 1 and it's already a global craze.
>>344741058
for one, you wouldn't have to spend money on the strap on and look like a retard
for two, you could make it so that as soon as it's triggered the app automatically pushes the virtual button.
Also right now you have to keep the app running if you don't have the strap on, with an emulating app you could do other things and save battery since it's probably on a push notification system instead
>>344740237
no way in hell youd get a stable signal at mt fuji or any remote location. cant even get servers to stay up anywhere
>>344741240
>no way in hell youd get a stable signal at mt fuji or any remote location.
They will install PokeTowers(TM) to boost signals out there.
>>344729775
Delete this now
>>344741075
It's almost like you've never heard of a fad before.
>>344741368
Yep, I know, people were saying the same thing in 1995, dude.
>>344727808
Nice false dichotomy you horses ass.
>>344727393
how does that effect sonny? nintendo captured huge casual gamers before, their audience doesnt cross
>>344741462
So then what are you even trying to say if you already know?
>>344726240
Damn, not even Nintendo could predict that people would actually buy this shitty accessory.
>>344741553
I'm saying you are a fucking idiot if you think Pokemon is a fad when it's been insanely popular nonstop for 21 fucking years.
>>344741550
Considering that Sony has been on the mobile market for a couple of years now with no big success, it does.
>>344741639
Oh so you're literally a retarded delusional, never mind then.
>>344740863
>nintendo fucks their customers without remorse
oh because that isnt new, and they call PC gamers cucks
>>344741368
Pokemon was supposed to be a passing craze and here we are twenty years later.
>>344741895
Not an argument.
>>344741942
Neither are you.
>>344741698
they did not have success before, they wont have success now
nothing changed
only thing that changed was slightly damaged sonnynigger egos
>>344741294
>not a PokeSatellite® beaming Ho-oh directly to Mt. Fuji's summit
>>344728006
>I am outright advertising that I use my phone while driving
the police have all become aware of this thing already, i hope retards who do this get their licenses revoked. throw your phone in the backseat while you're driving if you are so goddamn tempted
I really hope someone is working on a collage of "dead in a month" or "just a fad" posts, so that those people can be rightfully mocked and laughed at when this shit is still going strong by september at minimum. kids and teens going back to school will be its second wind.
one thing is for sure, nintendo is doomed and going bankrupt any minute nowsince 1988.
>>344741550
>their audience doesnt cross
>best seller game in PS4 are CoD and Fifa
>the staple of Casual console wise
>>344741929
Not really passing, series dont just exist in a scale of flash in the pan to endless hype.
>>344742417
>because pokemon go will make dudebros drop cod and fifa
>>344742520
this userbase ussually collide mate. they might not rush to buy a 3DS just to play 1 pkm game. but everyone on that lvl of casual know what pokemon is and will jump on hte GO bandwagon, specially cause a big numbers of grills play it too
>>344742472
I'm just saying this pretty much mirrors exactly what was being said all those years ago. I don't think it's going to remain quite this big obviously but if they maintain a decent update schedule they can maintain interest in this for quite some time.
>people in this thread calling anything pokemon related a "fad"
i'm imagining people in their mid-thirties still rolling their wrist impatiently, 21 years later, like "the pokefad will die out.... ANY TIME NOW...." but deep inside they know it never will and refuse to accept it
>>344726346
what do want them to care about?
>>344742669
yeah i know that
but i dont see how it will replace couch and beer dudebro fifa
pokemon go is the new angry birds
not only that but you can only play it while walking around
>specially cause a big numbers of grills play it too
i was actually really suprised of that too, literally the most casual out of touch girl i know was playing it, gj nintendo
>>344726240
how long till Sony and Microsoft try to cash in on the sucess like they always do?
Are you ready for Halo Go and Uncharted Go?
>>344742909
If you measure comparatively it already happened. Fads dont have to die, just slow down.
Its LITERALLY a normie meme right now.
In one fucking week 90% will drop and only the pokefanboys will still be playing.
>>344743253
they cant. non of em has any IP that gets close to pokemon in terms on CASUALS popularity or recognition.
pokemon works cause ITS BEEN A CHILDHOOD DREAM to being able to walk around and capture pokemons
>>344742676
It'll be interesting to see for sure. I cant see it holding much attention for long in its current state but i'd love to find out if it's possible.
>>344743328
that's logic you've fed your own brain so that you can move on from it, but clearly you couldn't move on after all cuz here you are, in this thread, 21 years later, still trying to find some roundabout way to affirm that Pokemon is not still exactly as popular as it always has been. that you have the correct and rational perspective.
>>344743332
No one is quitting until they can get Mewtwo
You mean
>when will ninty learn not to get free PR articles with titles like "new ninty vidya thing selling like fucking hotcakes with crack sprinkles" by literally doing LESS than required by normal business practices
I don't know anon, you tell me
>>344743513
Sounds more like you since i'm not the one pulling assumptions about posters from no where. But whatever you want to believe.
>>344726475
>the fact this is making them any money is a sign that gaming is to die soon
Good. The gaming industry needs a crash and burn so we can rebuild it from scratch again.
>>344743646
last word
I kinda' like this renewed hype for Pokemon.
I just kinda' wish it was a better game. Like, I felt the mainline pokemon games were a little simple in their battle systems, but this is about as bare-bones as it gets.
The least they could have done was keep THAT level of depth and not made it shallower.
>>344743681
Thanks for proving my point.
>>344743332
>In one fucking week 90% will drop and only the pokefanboys will still be playing.
nope
https://mynintendonews.com/2016/07/11/pokemon-go-monetisation-not-being-driven-by-large-spenders/
>>344743808
last word
This could make a really cool yu gi oh game
So this thing makes the app a literal Skinner box right? Like you don't even need to have the screen up, you just feel the rumble, press the button, and receive treat.
>>344726240
How could they have even predicted the popularity of this? If I didn't lurk /v/ I wouldn't have known about it until it went fucking haywire on social media
>>344743857
So you admit you lost and all you want is some childish consolation prize? Long as you admit i won fine by me.
>>344744106
still last word
>>344726240
This has nothing to do with Nintendo, faggot. This shit happens all the time, especially with concert tickets, is that the bands fault? No.
I'll just wait a week or so and order one at the store.
>>344743905
does your fedora rumble so you know when to tip it you fucking faggot
>>344726240
But it's just a thing that lights up and vibrates... The question is why does it costs 35$ to begin with
>>344744482
Because it has a Pokeball on it and retards will buy anything trendy
What I wanna know is why is this thread allowed on /v/. Pokemon has it's own board, this is either /fa/ or /toy/ and it's not video games.
>>344726346
Mmmmm. Salt.
>>344744518
I'd spend $35 to save my own life if I were an idiot that plays Pokemon Go while driving or walking.
>>344744575
Anything Pokemon related, that is not video games, goes on /vp/. Anything that is vidya related is fair game on /v/. So anime, manga, pop-tarts, etc goes there.
>>344744575
Tell that to numerous Go threads up at any given moment. It's like /vg/ means nothing either.
>>344744575
/vp/ is a containment board for furries or sick people in general. Pokemon is still vidya related
>>344744746
>Anything that is vidya related is fair game on /v/.
So like 75% of /vp/'s catalog is fine here
People keep telling me there will be an event this weekend in major cities, is this true? I cant find shit on it
>>344728236
>>344728156
Personally I think they only sell a limited number and scalp the rest themselves for a fucking huge profit margin. And if they don't sell for literally 5 times the price?
>Good news goys, it's back in stock for the original price!
>>344745004
>Pokemon Events just like Ingress
OH MY GOD, I could not stand that...
>>344744575
Stop being a newfag and learn.
It was already selling for silly money. The thing was like 30 fucking Washingtons.
>>344737917
I bet noone ever has come up with that joke
such original
much laugh
wow
>>344744898
They're just using it as an excuse. The autism caused by this game is off the charts.
>>344745315
who cares
stop acting like a kid and move on
>>344726240
>Why the fuck does Nintendo never learn?
As if this was in any way foreseeable.
Meanwhile the shops are full with copies of Star Fox Zero, etc
>>344726240
Pokemon go is the best thing nintendo has done in years.
You're braindead if you don't understand that most of /v/, a board populated primarily by proud (lol) NEETS who don't socialize much, is going to get massively butthurts when this ridiculously intense social phenomina sweeps over the entire world and starts bringing the wonder and sheer joy of popular videogaming that practically developed entire childhoods in the 90s.
If you don't think this shit its the tits then you're jaded as all hell and there was never any hope for your ass anyway. This is one of the few times when you can talk about a game and say "Everyone and their grandmother is playing this game and you fucking should be to." and be objectively right. Shits free. Literally no excuse to not at least try it out aside from being a stuck up or lazy faggot.
>tfw your phone isn't compatible with this game
>you will never play Pokemon GO
I shouldn't care so much.
>>344745945
Oh it's tits, and tits are shit.
>>344726240
Either part of a plan, either they logically reasoned that not a lot of people are willing to spend 30 bucks on device for F2P mobile game.
>>344745945
It's not "objectively" right when the game is objectively shit. It's horribly unoptomized, filled with glitches and crashes with the most casual, boring, shallow gameplay seen in a mobile game for years, which is saying a lot. Just because it's popular doesnt mean it helps put you in an authority to say the game is worthy of everyone's time.
>>344746076
spotted the nigger
>>344746341
Fix your shift key then get back to /b/.
>>344726475
>First Valkyrie Profile
>Now Pokemon
>>344728765
You'd think so.
And yet I have seen so many journalist fucking up by explaining the simple concept of a video game or using incorrect words like "pokemons".
>>344746220
The fact that its popular means that somethings working to get this many people playing.
Just because it doesn't meet your standards doesn't mean its not a great game. This is nintendos first huge mobile game and its a home run even as unoptimized as it is.
>>344726967
They're sellin app alerts separately as this thing. Really.
>>344746753
No it doesnt, it's a lazy fucking logical fallacy for people who want to quickly try and validate things they like and approve of.
>>344726240
Do grown ppl really go outside in order to play with their smartphone to Pokemon ?
That's fucking cringy.
I remember playing Pokemon when I was 10 on my Gameboy, it was fun while you were a kid. But today ?
Adults ?
What the fuck happened to this world ?
>>344747353
Millennials didn't grow up
>>344746753
You mean the standards of basic quality assurance? Game even crashes just opening the store, it's fucked from the ground up.
>Nintendo finally does a legit Phone game
>it goes super explosive viral and makes them more money in a week than anything else they've done all year
If the NX isn't a cellphone, then Nintendo is truly retarded.
>>344738837
Bing is great for porn searches because nobody uses it for anything else
Calling it now, after the success of Pokemon GO Nintendo will start converting more and more series to mobile, neglecting their consoles.
>>344747353
Better watch out. We have a true mature adult here.
I'm so glad I'm not in the USA right now to see all these mongoloids latching on to a fucking ingress reskin.
>>344741240
dude, have you SEEN Japan? I swear the whole fucking country had wifi available.
They aren't going to port Pokemon GO to the 3DS, are they?
>>344747589
Wait, I thought that was already happening though?
>>344732987
Really? I and everyone else says "Poe-Key-Mon"
>>344747787
>I swear the whole fucking country had wifi available.
>All of them are password protected
>>344747728
it exploded everywhere else because they got the apk. at least, it works in england and you can bump into people using it even though its not even out officially there yet.
when they finally get more + better servers and release this outside america, its gonna take over the world
>>344747952
its actually poe-keh-mon. its how you say it when slowed down for whatever reason, like in the old anime where they would say pokemon when returning from commercials
>POE-KEY-MON
everyone says poe-keh-mon during normal speech, you probably do as well. only gary from season one says poe-kay-mon, and i think that was once
I don't get it. Isn't the game basically like the Safari Zone in an actual Pokemon game?
>fun is shit
>regards /v/
classic thread
>>344742676
oh please. It'll be just like miitomo. It doesn't have enough to do to hold normalfags' interest, and besides all of the dudebros and college girls who make up the majority of the fanbase will drop it once they start adding Gen 3, 4, 5, and 6 Pokemon.
Kids will probably still play it, but what kind of parent buys their 10 year old a phone?
>>344726475
no, it's a sign that nintendo fans would literally eat shit if it was nintendo branded
that is the only reason the company is still afloat, manbabbies who can't grow up and admit that nintendo are complete jews now who ride off of nostalgia and nothing else
>>344748950
>it's a sign that nintendo fans would literally eat shit if it was nintendo branded
im sure your mom, your sister, her many male friends, her teachers who give her good grades despite doing bad in exams, your boss, your boss' secretary, your grandpa, your girlfriend, her bull, your dad, his boyfriend, your boyfriend, his cousin, the little girl you diddle at the park, and the police officer whos too enthralled with his phone to catch you are all massive nintendo fans that will do anything for nintendo.
you REALLY fail to see just how massive this got, AND, its only officially out in the US at the moment
>>344735285
Because normally people grow out of anime. It's not hard to understand.
>>344738008
It's a free game, you moron.
>>344729293
>It's almost like they have this weird thought that used prices mean that the quality of the product goes down in peoples' eyes.
That's not weird at all, most people do think like that
>>344738008
>>And the money clearly shows them that's what people want from their Pokemon experience.
>Go has a huge explosion in popularity
>Sun and Moon have average sales for a Pokemon game
What it'll show them is that Gofags are literally broke niggers who can't even afford a fucking 3DS. Only reason so many people downloaded it is because its free. le 90s kids hipsters have jumped on the bandwagon hard. People are already demanding 151-only servers and saying they'll quit if they start adding "fake pokemon"
>>344726475
>people are having fun with games I don't like, video games are dead
?
>>344727021
>Girls don't play pokemon
LEL
>>344753259
>muh nerdy gamer girl fantasy
fuck off neckbeard.
>>344726475
Video Gaming is dead anon. It died like a year or two ago.
The future is mobile phone games and FACEBOOK connect tag your friends and get extra points.
Likes on Twitter = In "game" points.
Instagram followers = Number of inventory slots.
Thats what future "games" will be like. No console needed, just your Iphone.
>>344733560
Nice try, marketer.
>it is now okay to enjoy things in public
What is this world coming to
>>344731390
>comparing Nintendo to a literal psychopath
>TFW people hate this game just because its popular. Once again/v/ proves it's a sea filled with contrarians.
>>344747487
>Nintendo Cellphone
>Censor every kind of player interaction
>Shit hardware
>Even thinking it could be a cellphone
Man. You're fucking retarded.
>>344726475
Nintendoomed since 1985
>>344748793
>what kind of parent buys their 10 year old a phone?
You'd be surprised.
>>344726475
>Nintendo has finally noticed they get more profit doing P2W shit than console 3DS games.
>>344732113
I always dreamed for this to happen, I just never wanted it to happen this way.
>>344732987
The pronunciation is literally ポケモン.
>>344756438
As if we needed more proof of that.
>>344726240
Unfortunately Nintendo can only produce so much while scalpers keep an eye out to take advantage of such.
Welcome to the free market, it wouldn't happen if people had the willpower to wait until more are produced, but since people buy of their own will anyway, it's going to continue.
>>344756914
>1985
You mean 1889.
>>344728006
aye nasty indeed
>>344726240
Why do consumers never learn?
Consumers enable the scalpers. Look at the state of amiibos now.
"Rare" amiibos now stocked to the brim and back at local retail. Meanwhile, scalpers still trying to sell them at 35 a pop, and failing, miserably.
Just fucking WAIT.
>>344732165
>>344762729
isnt that 3ds game were you shot balls at your face older?
I feel like there's way more people into Pokemon Go than there have even been people into the original Pokemon. How can there be this many people over 40 into Pokemon Go when there are almost no adult Pokemon fans 20 years ago?
This proves that while everyone wants to buy nintendo games, no one wants to buy their consoles. Stop fucking up with the consoles by jumping the gun on the next gen with a hot new "innovation" meme, nintendo, jesus fuck
>>344763216
Invizimals was on PSP
>>344763672
gba had a camera
fair enough
>>344764013
>gba had a camera
What does that have to do with anything?
>barely any social functions yet
>barely any character customization
>only the original 151 available
I think the game is going to change alot.
Also they're probably going to do real world events where legendaries can be caught exclusively, sort of like pokemon colosseum.
>>344730427
Yes.
oy vey nintendo
SO what does this thing do?
>>344764463
International Pokemon League when?
>>344764178
they could had done something like that on gba. but japan only
that we dont know about
>>344727967
it tells you what pokemon is nearby.
and your phone has a clock.
>>344727808
>if it's not nintendo it's either dudebro shooters and cinematic experience
That's clever, making such a massive generalization I can't prove you're wrong due to how long it will take.
>>344765470
>they could had done something like that on gba
They didn't though.
Say can anyone tell me why people who LITERALLY know nothing about Pokemon are playing this? Surely it can't be for the "exercise" since norms are supposed to have gym memberships anyway.
>>344727404
I don't get how a company that's been doing this shit since the beginning could have such shitty inventory management. They've left millions of dollars just sitting on the goddamn table because they're too dumb to produce enough stock.
>Gee Reggie, looks like this Pokemon GO app is more popular than food and water. How many of these bracelet thingies should we make?
>25
>>344732747
brother im doing this today with my bros were gonna go to some spots we heard about from some other people at a park near us
this game is fucking great
In downtown Denver on the 16th street mall is a free shuttle that runs up and down the street for a little over a mile. Since Ingress people submitted so many landmarks you can fill up your inventory pretty quickly while sitting still in shade and A/C.
>>344726475
not in the east, they aren't.
>>344726346
Yeah because Sony ripping them off is so much better
>>344726240
Not vidya. Reported
>>344767941
>those tabs
This Pokeymon Go is awesome! I feel like such a nerd playing it lol :P. Btw anyone watch Racist Mario 2? It's sooooo fucked up xD
>>344750008
All those lures you see in screenshots cost money.
>>344726475
The PS4 sold fucking millions. There were obvious signs along the way anon
>>344765880
I think it's because they watched their friends play it and want to play too. A friend of mine (who has never shown a single ounce of interest in Pokemon in the 7? 8? years I've known him) bought a new phone solely to play this because his friend dragged him along to catch Pokemon when it came out and "it looked awesome". I was thinking maybe he was a fan back in the day and just never said anything before? So I asked him what his favorite generation and Pokemon were, you know, nothing too autistic. And he responded with "I really have no idea haha". Surely if you were familiar with Pokemon in the slightest you could say something like Pikachu or Charizard or something. He's the complete opposite of a Chad too so it's a little surprising.
>>344732374
>A return to Gen 4 difficulty.
I beat Pearl in a month. At age 12. Unless you mean RNG Frontier.
>>344766228
Yeah, I'm sure production didn't start until after the app was released.
>>344728156
Dumb anime poster
>>344767941
>no how to take a screenshot
>no gay sex with HATS ON
I'm disappointed
>>344740237
>inb4 a perfect excuse to go get "lost" inAokigahara
>>344772426
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aokigahara
An ice cave and a wind cave you say...
>>344767941(You)
>>344767941
this is the immunity post, if you respond to it you'll be protected forever from "if you don't respond to this post..." posts
>>344729775
hmmm a gamer like me?! tis an awesome thing to see.
>>344728784
its a sticker you dumb fuk you really wanna pay $15 for....n/m you would your a fukign idiot
>>344733270
oh god plz let more people believe this PLZZZZZZZ.
>>344764631
Arent these things random?
>>344728006
FUCKING NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>344728532
Or he's heard of the "pokeymans" meme and you're projecting your insecurities super hard right now.
OH MY GOD PEOPLE PLAY GAMES THAT I HATE IN WAYS I DON'T APPROVE OF, THIS TOTALLY MEANS ALL GAMING IS DEAD FOR ALL TIME BECAISE GAMING SHOULD ONLY BE WHAT I PERSONALLY SAY IT IS BECAUSE BACK IN MY DAY EVERYTHING WAS 8-BIT WHICH WAS THE BEST AND COMPANIES CATERED SPECIFICALLY TO THE ULTRA-SPECIAL CLUB OF DEDICATED GAMERS WHO FORSOOK ALL SOCIAL LIFE AND DIGNITY TO PLAY A CHILDREN'S HOBBY THE REST OF THE WORLD FROWNED UPON, NINTENDO IS THE DEVIL COME TO TAKE AWAY ALL THAT I HOLD DEAR!!!
>>344747787
Kek, the most hilarious thing that there almost no free wifi spots
>>344777681
Putting it in all caps doesn't make it wrong.
>>344727575
EA was voted, even by their fans, TWO (2) times for being the worst america company EVER, and you're forcing your Nintendo boogeyman just because they're making success of amiibos, something that you're NOT forced to buy.
Not only that, but you're thinking Nintendo owns Pokémon. Stop.
>>344726346
This
>Wait months for a non xl new 3ds
>It gets released in 2 limited bundles with shit games and ugly cover plates
>And both are the white model, still no black
>"Whatever i'll wait for them to release the black one in a non-shit bundle"
>NEVER EVER
>Fuck it i'll just get one of the white oned
>Bundles scalped as fuck, 260$ for the animal crossing one and 380$ for the Pokemon 20th anniversary.
Kill me
>>344779630
Nintendo is Japanese, strike one.
Nnitendo caters to children and manchildren, strike two.
Nintendo refuses to get with modern times, strike three.
You're out.
What does this thing do?
>>344780617
Alerts the public to you. Beeps loudly if you approach children or small dogs with it.
I have no idea.
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