redpill me on pokemon go
>>344694487
Why don't you Pokemon Go fuck yourself
>>344694487
Eevee
It's good.
/redpill
What does red pill mean?
>>344694487
It crashes when launched.
>>344694789
He really likes the matrix
>>344694487
It makes you go outside, exposing you to violent negroes. There's a picture of it but I can't find it right now so instead I will provide a helpful visual aid.
You hunt Pokemon using 4G internet, finding them as you traverse town.
it's a political nightmare for gamers everywhere.
It would've gotten me laid if I didn't live in the middle of shitwhere
>>344694487
the biggest thing in gaming since years. even normies are in on it. I usually dont buy into the hype but this might actually change the way we live. In under a day this has had more impact on the health of kids in the US than Michelle Obama in her entire lifetime.
>>344694487
you take shits all over everyone elses gyms and put in a 10 cp ratata in its place because you know hes just going to get it back in 5 minutes anyway since he has severe Autism
>>344695040
>pokemon
>getting laid
you can't pick either
>>344694487
Flavor of the month garbage. It will pass, but not before /v/ loses it's mind over a fucking mobile game.
>>344694487
A simplistic game that doesn't require much in terms of skill or intelligence and so appeals to the general populous. Because of its simplistic nature, it can sell it's users on microtransactions while luring businesses into buying out "gym spots"
>>344694487
Try it yourself its free you dip
>>344694914
Driving a car is one of the most lethal things to do. Yet millions do it daily.
Even if you just hide in your bed or room all day you can die of natural causes.
Basically just breathing kills you.
Let people go outside and get stabbed and killed. It just another example of human nature and survival of the fittest.
At least this game makes people go outside. You may think it's silly that people need pokemonGO to go outside but if you don't go to the gym because you think it's a waste of time. Why do millions of people go to the gym? Because they have fun and like it.
It's ok to not like it.
Personally i've met a bunch of friendly people and it's not even released in my country yet.
We're all going to die. Live life as you want.
>>344694901
I never watched it. Looked stupid, like Hackers.
>>344694487
Succesful videogame or flavor of the week? How is it doing in japan nowdays?
>>344694487
It's freemium mobile garbage but since it's Nintendo it's okay to like it and you disagree you're a sonygger/microdick/pcuck
>>344694487
>Redpill me on x
I'm sick of this meme already. /pol/ needs to fuck off. They're systematically trying to literally integrate their own memes on this board now.
FUCK OFF.
>>344695615
>already
Only took you a millennium
>>344695428
There's nothing wrong with going outside. There's something wrong with swimming with sharks.
>>344694487
designed to keep people in perpetual childhood. this game and many things in the world like it are detracting the populous from the real world. preventing you from achieving greatness thru natural laws.
birth rates are down, anxiety among millennials is sky high, adults living with parents are at all time highs.
too many of you live in fear because things like this keep you from growing as a person.
"quite an experience to live in fear isnt it? thats what it means to be a slave"
>>344695615
no freshfaggots like yourself need to realise this isnt tumbler and people here can be as abrasive as they fucking choose to be.
YOU ARE A NOBODY.
YOU ARE NOT IMPORTANT
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR OPINION
IF ANYONE IS LEAVING IT SHOULD BE YOU
kill yourself safespacebluehairedhomokun
>>344695447
Hackers is a 90's cheese fest, the first Matrix movie is really good.
If you live in a rural area don't even bother trying to play it
>>344695284
>implying Pokemon isnt liked by almost everyone under 30, even normies.
>>344695897
>adults living with parents are at all time highs.
There is literally nothing wrong with this.
Prices of everything keep sky rocketing, yet wages haven't budged in fucking decades. Tuition costs and student debts through the fucking roof. Seriously, go fuck yourself.
>>344694487
I want /pol/ to leave.
>>344695447
this has to be bait
Good for picking up nerdy chicks.
Post yfw Pokemon GO is triggering /v/ harder than anything has in the last five years.
>>344696089
live with a woman, or other people. be social. grow. achieve.
your parents can only teach you so much. you have to learn from your peers.
>Mr Truyen wrote: “You can’t f***ing catch Pokémon in this piece of f***ing shit country” on Facebook. Responding to comments from another Facebook user who told Mr Truyen to “get out of our country,” he responded with further comments about how Singapore is filled with “stupid people” and that the national IQ average would fall if he left.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/gaming/pokemon-go-australian-man-fired-facebook-rant-singapore-a7130931.html
>>344694595
nice
>>344695615
Hehehe, perhaps my memes are more up your ally?
*jumps in front of you, slowly unsheathing Katana*
Where ya headed...kid?
>>344694914
Dying light is looking pretty good
Well, it's a wet dream for the government to track you with their GPS. Other than that, you guys should really see the app info. It allows them to record your conversations and "alter" your contacts whatever that means, among other things
lol, millennials
>>344694487
It's sliding stories about the reopening of the Clinton email case and the race war that Obama and Hillary supported the other day.
>>344695930
cringe
Alright. Open wide.
First off, there is no trainer battles or trading. That's right. 2 of the biggest aspects of pokemon are absent. You thought you'd be able to battle trainers you encounter? Nope. In fact, there's nothing to do if you encounter other trainers. Second off, the battle system is a joke. We could've had the typical strategic battle system we see in the RPG series, but instead we have this buggy mess of dodging and spamming movies. SO FUN!
So what about catching pokemon? That's fun right? Not really. It's the best part of the game, but it's still completely shallow. You walk around an maybe if you're lucky you'll get a Pokemon every 15 minutes. If your even luckier, that Pokemon will be something other than a pidgy or zubat.
Oh this is all if you actually live in a populated area, by the way. if you live in a small town or rural area, don't even bother. You won't have shit to do.
But why is it popular? I'm not sure. I think people just like walking around and catching the same 10 pokemon over and over. Maybe it's just nostalgia over seeing their precious charmander on the sidewalk. Who knows. Unless Niantic actually puts more content and features into the game, this fad is going to be over by the end of the month.
I like how millennials are basically a slave generation that is absolutely fucked by third-world outsourcing but everyone shits on them like it's their fault.
>>344696505
Are you implying that Pokemon GO is giving the government the newfound ability to track cell phones via GPS? As if phone carriers haven't been able to track cell phones via GPS since cell phones were first equipped with GPS receivers?
>>344696459
flock off, feather face.
>>344696521
>see that someone used confetti at a pokestop near my house at 3AM
>>344694487
Just learned about it a couple hours ago.
From what I can tell, it's a pokemon flavored safari game that uses a digital camera and google maps.
There are gyms and territories you can "battle" for by playing a game of tug-of-war, kind of like WoW's Arathi Basin.
The thing about this game is that because it is pokemon flavored, millions of nerds are coming outside or driving by, creating huge crowds and instilling pride between the three in-game factions
Unfortunately, this game would utterly flop if it was not pokemon flavored; there is no pokemon battles, tournaments, gym fights, or training involved, just a collection game.
Now, if they were to implement all that, then it has the potential to be the greatest pokemon game of all time.
Of course, that would actually require Nintendo to work, which is unlikely.
>>344696087
Pokemon red/blue was released 20 years ago. It extends into the 30's. Trust me, I'm over 30.
I already enjoyed being out and about so the limited amount of gameplay makes it easy to lose interest in. If the "more features will be added" theory becomes true I'd spend more time with it.
>>344696459
*unzips wakizashi*
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?
>>344696089
No you fucking goy- I mean manchild- you need to be independent and take out a huge loan right now! It's for your own good!
>If you die in Pokemon GO you die in real life
>>344696720
it's legit anon come play pokemon with us
t. cute girl not robber
>>344694595
that was sick dude
>>344694595
Someone call the burn ward
>>344694487
It's debatable.
>>344696402
And most of all....just bee urself ;)
What do you even do in this game? Do you just catch pokemon? There is no battles?
>>344696718
Heh, im not afraid of a little banter... "sheaths katana"
Stupid ugly cunt.
>>344696774
*re draw blade*
haha..I just augmented my blade with Zin'Ramas essence, seems like you are the perfect person to test its power on!
*dashes into the air and reveals the entire blade, flames begin erupting from the katana, a dragon begins to form from the fire*
HEHEHE, LETS FINISH THIS
*dragon flies down from the sky made of flames, consuming you.
Just as i thought...this blade is unstoppable.
>>344696689
Literally lol'd at this passive-aggressiveness
But honestly -- of course not.
Why do you ignore the fact that all your info is visible for them to see once you accept?
so how do you do this GPS spoofing shit? If you look it up it just comes up with click bait tier 'articles'
>>344694487
Probably death of handhelds.
Nintendo will go full mobile from now on.
>>344696603
Damn, it's convenient that the release of this app that's been in development for a year just happened to coincide with major events that DA JEWS don't want us to hear about. Just shows how they really do control everything. Really makes you think.
>everyone and their grandmother playing Pokemon Go
Holy mother of Science what the fuck is happening to our planet
>>344697048
It's only location data, exactly like it says. There's currently a bug in the iOS version that could potentially allow it to access other things.
>>344697037
*reappears behind you*
Heh, that was just...a hologram...
>redpill me
>>344695428
>Team Mystic
>>344697141
Some people are having fun, apparently. Fuckin' SJWs, am I right?
>>344694487
It's a jew conspiracy to get people to download the shitty game, enabling them to keep track of everyone because of the geolocation the game uses.
Then the game forces users to go outside, and in turn to get robbed by niggers. It will escalate to the point white people will be afraid to go outside or/and will start retaliating, causing a race war that will cost both sides greatly.
Then, when everyone is weakened, the jews will come out of the shadows and take control of the still free parts of the world, like America.
>>344697064
Oy vey it's not like the media can focus on pushing a mobile game to distract people from discussing BLM turning into a terrorist organization under progressive support or Clinton's criminal case going back on. Nobody ever uses things to their own advantage.
>>344694595
damn OP need some ointment
you catch little kids
>>344697059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO0Bx-AkhOc
Just a protip for all you Pokemon TM Go faggots. When you sign in with google, you're allowing them to view your emails, look through your google pics, access to anything in your account.
>>344694789
>red pill me on red pill
>>344694789
It means OP is a faggot
>>344694487
Basically, it's a spin-off of the Pokemon series without battling, trading, or anything remotely resembling Pokemon save the intellectual property itself. It's similar to Niantic's other game, Ingress, which collected GPS data for Google so that they could, say, map paths through parks, shopping centers, et cetera.
There are microtransactions for Pokeballs and items which spawn Pokemon or attract other players to your position, in case you're not in an urban center with an abundance of Pokestops - which replenish your items.
So, tl;dr:
>You're flicking your finger at AR Pokemon with little purpose other than to collect them and collect GPS data to be fed to Google
I wouldn't really recommend it except for the novelty. Maybe if it was, you know, a fucking game.
Jeff Gerstmann sums it up pretty well on the Bombcast, if you want to listen to that.
>>344694789
It's some gay meme that virgins, redditors and MRAs use to try and act as if they've been enlightened by some otherwise suppressed belief held by the ignorant masses.
>>344697429
Good thing I use the account I only use for games.
>>344695615
red pill me on how much of a faggot you are
>>344697550
>mfw ill never be a bumflusterd tumblerina crying about memes on a meme generator picture posting website
>>344695428
Flawed statistic reading. How many of those car drives has a successful turnout rate where nothing happend and it ended with no death?
is 8gag down or something
/v/ has been exceptionally bad today
>>344697758
Apparently calling a meme gay is crying about it. You sound like the tumblrina here anon.
>>344694487
Needs updates.
It's popular because it REPRESENTS the game that everyone wants. But in reality it's pretty barebones.
Nintendo needs to wake the fuck up and deliver before their nostalgia factor literally dies of old age.
>>344697940
Careful you're violating his safe space
You don't want to trigger him
>>344697192
Why are you going to defend this in your next post?
>>344694487
It's Ingress
>>344697940
>going out of your way to cry about memes on a korean memeshare website
>not just using the filter system for the exact reason it was implemented
>calling others tumbler when youre clearly first day here
>>344696521
So it begins.
>White boi in the middle trying to act hard
Lmao
>>344694487
It's an app for child molesters
>>344697197
*throws a pie in your face*
*starts dancing stage left with the rest of my barbershop quartet*NO-THINGPERSONNELKID
>>344696678
This tbqfh
gave up on this shit once my 10km egg finally hatched and I got another fucking zubat with 68cp, only to zoom out to the map and see 3 more zubats flying around, with the next pokestop a good 5kms away
Games a fucking joke if you're not in a city.
>>344697854
This
It's only "deadly" because people do it constantly so if you're not looking at a percentage chance of a fatality the number of deaths looks much scarier than it is
>>344698215
sick burn bro, totally got him xd
us oldfags amirite
>>344698007
>>344697758
>>344695930
epic falseflagging
>>344698123
Why do they want to keep us in check like this?
>>344698410
dank memes kid
>>344698434
youre a complete fucking retard that doesnt even know what false flagging means clearly
>>344697429
uhhh the company that made the game is owned by google so they have your data anyways already
>>344698434
Do you even know what that word means
It's funny because this is pretty much the first time Nintendo has given a fuck about mobile games and no they have everyone from complete normals to autistic manchildren walking around with their phone in their face.
>>344698123
this picture is fake though, im looking at the permissions right now and 90% of this shit isnt on there
>>344697758
>>344697940
>>344698007
>>344698215
Sometimes I wonder if some posts are made by legit tumblr users or shitposters.
Also about go, they really need to fix the server issues. Game keeps crashing when I catch more than 2 Pokemon at a time.
>>344694487
It's Pokemon returning to its roots
>>344698685
Woah anon you can't bring facts into a discussion like this, the fuck do you think you're doing
>>344698685
>>344698123
wait disregard my post about this being fake, i was looking at the android permissions, all this shit actually is on the IOS app
It's a free app. If you have an iphone or android device that supports it then give it a try.
So glad I live in a state where using your phone while driving is illegal.
Dumbass fat fuck sperglords can walk themselves off a cliff with their phone up to their face for all I care but when you're at risk of causing an accident your autism and turbovirginity has gone too far.
Not sure how a feel about grown men meeting up with twelve year olds to play Pokemon, but I've seen tons of people today doing it in NYC.
>>344698685
Let's say it is fake. It can still read everything in your Google account including emails
>>344698745
>everyone who disagrees with me is a tumblrfag or a shitposter
Yeah, you're really making a convincing case that you're not the most tumblr-esque faggot here.
>>344698123
>>344698685
>>344698897
Android permissions, for anyone curious
How in god's name am I supposed to get enough Charmander candy to evolve the fucker? I haven't even SEEN another one since I downloaded the app four days ago.
I guess with the starters you just have to be lucky enough to encounter their evolved forms. They can't seriously be expecting you to actually evolve them.
>>344694487
It's a shallow mobile game like any other mobile game that normies and nintendrones eat up because it's a product they recognize or because of nostalgia
>>344699141
every single one of those permissions is justified
>/v/ now fishy of GO
Well, this was a redpilling thread to begin with
>>344699102
Yes.
If they posting to present valid points or arguments it would be one thing, but instead it's just a string of ad hom and shitposting.
I hope other companies decide to copy this shit, I want a SMT GO, but with cool Law/Chaos ideas and actual battle mechanics
>>344699149
I haven't managed to encounter any of my starter (squirtle) though I've seen a few on the nearby list.
However, my first 4 2km eggs were all charmanders so now I have a charmeleon.
>>344699391
Pls don't reply to this. This is bait. No one is actually stupid enough to think like this (I think )
>>344694487
/reddit/
/pol/
>>344698285
Pshhphh... do you really think you can kill me that easily?!?!? you are just a simple insect to me, just worthless trash
im going to have a little fun with you and show you what i WENT through
*teleports behind you*
*grabs your head*
*mindrapes you*
FEEL MY PAIN!!!
>>344699413
And >>344697758 is the very picture of a logical argument? The fuck are you on about?
For that matter, when has the primary means of argument on 4chan ever been logical argument and not blatant misconstruing of the other guy's post? You're on the board that birthed >implying. A random string of ad homs is par for the course.
>>344699625
That Yuri Russian defector guy was spot on. Even when presented with factual information, people who have been broken down and conditioned still won't accept the truth
You know, like niggers
>>344699509
which of those permissions aren't used by the app's features
It's funny how Pokemon Go is socially accepted meanwhile the main series and the 3DS are considered manchildren toys.
>>344699874
Probably the scanning part, I know its to deter cheating, but its always sketchy
>>344699790
And, of course, trivial, petty argument will take over and hide what actually needs to be talked about
>>344699931
Probably because the app is free and usable by smartphones which everyone has
>>344699984
It's also sketchy for it to know your exact location and read the contents of your storage but it's necessary to function
>>344696521
Gotta take risk if you wanna be a Pokemon Master
I TAKES A PERSON 30 DAYS TO FULLY READ ALL THE APP INFO AND TERMS AND CONDITIONS
WHY ARE YOU EVEN PLAYING THIS TRAP
i mean anyone can play roms of the gameboy games on their phone
immediately realized that was still way better than pokemon go after playing briefly
i only play mobile games in waiting rooms or on planes or something anyway
>>344695284
>not getting head while hatching eggs for you and the girl/guy/trap
>still choosing to live
why do you do that?
Awwwww is /v/ scared now? You honestly should be if you have it on your phone
>>344694487
/v/ hates it because you have to walk
It's literally a game for grown cuckolds
>>344700487
If they're scared about the government, there's nothing they can do. NSA is already middlemanned into every node of traffic in the US.
The thing that bothers me about Pokemon Go is how easy it is for hackers to get and steal your info.
>>344700261
topkek
Its a government project designed to track the autist population and force them to go outside and take part in the world.
Seems to be working pretty well
>>344700578
i hate it because it isn't a fucking game
>>344701030
And I want no part of it
>>344698317
zubat? you lying fucking cuck
>>344700594
this cant be real.
>>344701214
babies head is Photoshop to hell
>>344701214
If you can't tell that's a shoop, there's no hope for you.
>>344701214
It probably isn't. Welcome to the Internet.
Just uninstalled. Played since thursday and had some high level mons. Felt pretty good.
>>344694487
it's the same fucking game as ingress but now that it has pokemon in it everyone likes it because normie have no taste
if you don't know how ingress play you join a team and then play tug of war with the other team in order to take control of hotspots (most of the time stuff like churches or parks or graffitis) and the whole game is just basicaly an autism test to see who's the player that's autistic enough to hang near the hotspot in order to protect it of course since this is pokemon, instead the hotspots are gyms instead
there is nothing to do in this game beside catching the pokemons and using them to take control of the hotspots, the only thing that matters is how strong your pokemon are, the only way pokemon get stronger is if you spend actual real molah, or catch more pokemons, there is no strategy behind battling other than tapping
>>344701214
I think its a shop. See I have seen many shops in my days of perusing the internwebs and I can tell by the pixels that this image has been edited
>>344701653
Wtf this sounds better than GO because there's an actual fight to it
>>344694487
its casual flavor of the week bait, thats about it
>>344701779
Not anymore than GO does
It does have an ingame chat which GO does not.
>>344696521
Feels good to live in the UK, where I can hunt Pokemon and not get shot :^)
>Just downloaded Pokemon Go but can't play it because I can't get a GPS signal from my house
I'd go for a walk to try and find something, but without the app working in the first place I don't know where I should go.
>>344702349
Are you from a smaller town? UK cities are overrun by violent refugees
>>344702716
News to me. There's immigrants in the nearest city, but no refugees. They're pretty much all second generation.
>>344694487
So what are the significance of teams? I hear people voraciously defending or attacking Team Blue/Team Red. Is there history with the teams from the games or is this just "muh favorite color?"
It's a Pokedex app. Now that the gameplay has been removed, people like Pokemon again.
Let that sink in.
>>344702716
>Violent refugees
Wait, there are americans who actually believe the "Yurop is full of le rapefugees" meme? I thought it was just irony.
>>344694595
Jesus I didn't expect to see someone get lit on fire.
>>344703015
It's literally just a color.
>>344694487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cA-2LS5oH8
Explained in the beginning of this video.
>>344703016
People like it because you can walk around outside and find pokemon as though they actually exist in the world. Calling this "just red/blue without the gameplay" is disingenuous and misses the point of its popularity.
>>344697282
>Fuckin' SJWs, am I right?
That didn't even make sense.
>>344694487
>use a lure
>Mfw looking outside my house and seeing a bunch of neckbeards with their cellphones up to catch up Pokemons
Holy fuck my sides, it's not even officially released here as well
>>344703021
Well, the first three months of mass refugee influx in Germany saw 59,000 crimes commited by refugees
1,200 on New Year's Eve on women alone
>>344703135
That's what I figured.
>>344703402
Source?
>>344703486
There really shouldn't be a need for sources. These are people who will never truly assimilate and who hate the western way of life. But here
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/644827/refugees-committed-crimes-Germany-migrant-crisis-last-year
https://www.google.com/amp/globalnews.ca/news/2817364/at-least-1200-women-assaulted-at-german-new-years-eve-celebrations-leaked-documents/amp/?client=ms-android-verizon#
>>344694487
If you're not team /v/alor, you're doing it wrong.
>>344694487
It's a botnet.
>>344703863
>Bild said: "Syrians, Afghans and Iraqis are the largest group of immigrants, but are less frequently delinquent in relation to other groups of migrants.
This was interesting, thanks.
>>344696402
>babby reads his first selfhelp book
>>344703863
>The vast majority of asylum seekers commit no crime.
>The nature of the offences appears to be mostly minor: 28,712 cases of riding on public transport without paying the fare, 52,167 incidents of forging paperwork in a bid to get money, 85,035 cases of theft, mosty shoplifting - nearly double those of 2014.
HOW VIOLENT
Should need no sources, indeed. Perhaps you need to read your own sources.
>>344704461
I just can't believe something so facebook/tumblr-tier was posted on this website
>>344704527
That's still a big problem. Why do you defend crime commited by people who were brought over to a country so they can live safely away from battlezones?
>>344704709
>Why do you defend
marxism. conditioning
>>344704572
Welcome to nu/v/.
>>344694487
It's a simplistic game that makes walks a bit more interesting. It's semi enjoyable when it works but that's only about half the time, the other half is full of frustrating server issues. The battle system needs to be redone because it's not fun, not because it's not similar to the games. It's actually fine for them to try something new with the phone game but fuck it's not even remotely enjoyable.
The game is not done, and it feels it. I don't think they should have released it in it's current state. Something to note is that although the game has a cash shop everything in it is obtainable through gameplay and the items you can buy, bar the lucky egg, do not significantly boost progress.
As usual it's fun with friends but if you have good friends everything is.
>>344704572
I can't believe that's your go-to response when someone disagrees with you
There's nothing tumblr about that and if anything is facebook here, it's your normalfaggotry.
>>344704936
I'm not the guy who was arguing nor do I even know what it was about. I just looked that that particular post and couldn't believe what was written
>>344704709
I'm not defending anything, you idiot. I don't care how much Europe decides to stuff them full of third world garbage. I'm correcting what is clearly a blatant disregard for fact. Why are you defending a lie?
>>344705091
Then I don't believe you've been on 4chan very long.
>>344705137
Muslims are inherently violent and violent people commit crimes in general
>>344705236
I've been on it long enough to see how it has changed. Not that I'm proud of this
>>344695615
That's so fucking nice off you to say /co/ poster.
Please do share more of your shitty reaction pics as you tell us how great Steven univers is
>>344694595
/thread
>>344705326
While I know the feeling, that's not really different from the sort of shitflinging that's made up most discussion here for the better half of a decade.
>>344705241
What an exhaustively cited and well-researched statement. I look forward to your imminent peer-reviewed publication.
>>344694487
just play it you joyless fuck
>>344705137
He said they never assimilate and those numbers show just that
>>344705709
Five years isn't even that long. Please stop what you are doing.
>>344697550
That's pretty accurate actually. Not sure why it sparked all the anal pain.
>>344705815
Perhaps it is you who is actually joyless to play this intrusive, watered-down game
>>344695615
wtf i hate /co/ now
>>344695615
'Redpill me on x' has been gone from /pol/ for a long time, now, anon.
>>344703021
>this is what yuropoors call """"""""""""""""""banter""""""""""""""""""
Bluepill me on Pokemon Go.
>>344706514
Keep buying pokeballs to catch 'em all; bring your friends.
Moltres:???
Zapdos:Fukushima nuclear plant
Articuno:Antarctic
i really hope legendary pokemons appear specific spot.
>>344706046
Try actually following the chain of conversation and you will see the original claim was "Europe is full of violent refugees," which is by anon's own sources not true.
I will not bother pointing the obvious regarding using current crime statistics to make claims about an indefinite period time, as it should be obvious how stupid that is.
>>344706601
Wrong
>>344706514
Let your family get raped by a violent minority is the GO bluepill
>>344694487
-You need to go outside
-You can't battle wild pokemon
-You can only level up by giving your Pokemon candies
-Servers are down all the time
-Game is glitchy as fuck and becomes unplayable sometimes
Really its not worth the time.
I had high hopes for this app but I'm pretty disappointed.
>>344694487
If you like and have played console pokemon (handheld), stay away from it. You wont enjoy it as much and it will feel underwhelming. Otherwise, pretty entertaining time waster.
>>344706683
I live in Sweden and there are plenty of violent refugees here. Some of them literally kill -- as in take lives. You just don't know what you're talking about, Mr. Five-year 4chan veteran.
>>344706514
It's a fun way to exercise, make friends, and get laid.
Be sure to buy plenty of PokeCoins, though!
>>344695615
this is why on /co/, CNfags are considered an embarrasment and a fucking disgrace, akin to sonyggers here, while disney and nick fans are total bros.
>>344706514
It's a mobile app for normies, there aren't even real battle or trading and there's only 1st gen pokemon. All you do is walk around and catch more and more pokemon over and over, turn the doubles into candies and feed them to your most powerful specimen to rise an arbitrary number. If there aren't many pokestops around your area you are fucked since you depend on them to get items and more pokemons to capture. The only "battles" possible in this "game" is mindless button mashing in a tug-o-war game between three teams, to which you are assigned at the start, in points called gyms, but there's no strategy whatsoever involved and keeping the gym boils down to which fag hangs around it the most without getting bored wins.
Also you can buy cash with real money, make of that what you will
Not really worth playing unless you go out for walks often or travel a lot, play a good romhack instead.
>>344695615
red pill me on /co/
>>344707470
It's the anime board
>>344706836
Yes, and? I'm not sure why you keep making points that are irrelevant to conversation. Let alone ones that are flat incorrect - I'm not sure how you arrived at that number of years, though I must imagine you find it to be a particularly clever insult if you felt the need to shoehorn it in.
>>344707818
Okay
>>344694595
I just legit laughed out loud in front of my gf.
>>344695067
>ive. In under a day this has had more impact on the health of kids in the US than Michelle Obama in her entire lifetime.
You're a nigger
>>344694595
>>344696521
>raising his neck to show off his neck tattoos
lol
I wonder which one was familiar enough with Go to come up with the idea.
>>344695067
Fuck off you stupid bitch Hopkins
>>344699663
*ejects you from my mind*
Now try some of THIS!
*lightning fast katana attack*
>>344702716
Complete and utter nonsense, stop getting your world info from /pol/
>>344694595
fpbp
>>344708547
>not Make Kanto great again.
>>344694595
This may legitimately be the first time someone has used this joke. Well done, Anon.
>>344694595
Fucking. Roasted.
>>344695284
>he doesn't know pokemon is a magnet for those LOOK AT ME IM A NERD girls
Bro, go outside sometime.
>>344694487
There's a thread on /pol/
>>>/pol/80645858
>>344706783
You dont "need" to go outside at all, i caught like 3 pokemon just sitting in my house
>>344709158
>literal copypasta shilling on /pol/
wtf am I reading here?
>>344709123
>LOOK AT ME IM A NERD girls
No thanks.
>>344694487
Is the Team Mystic leader a girl or a fuccboi? I can't tell.
>>344694595
>Anon uses Embers
>It is very effective
>>344709257
I caught one on the shitter.no shit
So assuming that Nintendo and Niantic frequently upgrade Pokemon Go so that it doesn't become a dead fad after a few weeks to a month, what are the chances that Nintendo will start bringing their other IPs to mobile?
I can easily see them porting the old Super Mario Bros. Games, and Zelda: Triforce Heroes has a good backbone system for a mobile multiplayer team game.
It's server issues all the time. I better get credit for that bulbasaur.
>>344700594
>playing a video game during one of the most important moments of your life
No fucking restraint.
>>344709910
Nintendo doesn't have a damn thing to do with Pokemon Go. It is a partnership between Niantic and the Pokemon Company, which Nintendo has 50% control of I think.
>>344701653
Your pokemon get stronger in the gym.
>>344706624
Moltres should be near some active Volcano.
Put Mewtwo near Area 51.
I have no clue where Mew should go.
>>344709910
>Nintendo will start bringing their other IPs to mobile?
They already announced that Animal Crossing and Fire Emblem will be dragged through the mobile mud next. Seeing how popular Zelda was at E3, you can bet your ass that'll be next.
>>344694487
Just get pokemon on gameboy or DS they are so much better.
Playing pokemon go is like playing csgo case simulator rather than actually playing csgo.
>I like csgo it sucks ass but thats all i can think to relate it to
>>344710446
don't like*
>>344709158
Is this why poltards have been swarming the board? How awful.
