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You can only press one single button.
>>344687738
I don't press any because none are interesting
>>344687738
Where's the one that turns me into a girl?
>>344687738
Green because I hate Bethesda and don't buy big games
>>344687738
Blue. There's literally no downside. Everyone benefits.
>>344687738
I'd go with Red because that seems like the least damaging.
>>344687738
since i'm in canada, i'll mash the green button
>>344687738
All of these are literally win-win
>>344687738
So the winning choice is to not play?
Bue is the best, it doesn't even have a downside.
GREEN
R
E
E
N
fuck Todd for ruining fallout
Blue to kickstart human technological progress and usher us into a better future
Yellow. Fuck denuvo, i use steam anyway
>>344688191
this desu famalams
>>344687738
Anything but blue is a stupid choice
>>344687738
blu
fuck these.
Choose your fighting waifu.
>>344687738
Fuck you, I'll press them all at the same time!
>>344687738
I'm Australian so I already pay 80 dollars for games (if I'm lucky)
Green
>>344688885
Powergirl.
>>344688961
If you do that the magic machine explodes and teleports you into the world of Minecraft that you cannot leave no matter what.
You will get forced to live as an ugly block for all eternity.
>>344688885
mikazuki looks like a hot chubby domme
>>344688885
Delicious brown pirate Anchor
>>344688885
BIBLIO
I remain in this timeline
>>344687738
Green is the only answer.
>>344687738
The red button is the only one with no downsides because its downside is the truth.
>>344688885
Who's the artist?
>>344687738
Green button
>>344689105
And if you say that to me you'll find yourself hog tied and bare bottomed on Antarctica, freezing to death while being raped by albino penguins.
>>344689346
this is the truth
What would create a bigger shitstorm?
PC Bloodborne after all that neverever posting or Todd losing to Obsidian?
>>344689389
Normally I would not spoonfeed, but I remember it being hard to find the artist myself, so here:
http://accio524.tumblr.com/ I think.
>>344687738
The red button is literally free since Valve isn't a developer anymore and their reddit tier meme shitty game will never get made.
>>344687738
There are all shit and the positive effects are worthless, but I'll press the red one because I hate Half Life.
>>344687738
Yellow
I'd press the red button just to kill half life. Enjoy your Bloodborne.
Literally no reason not to press red, HL3 is better cancelled than anything else.
>>344688191
Especially if mid-generation upgrades become normal.
>>344687738
Don't care for any of these buttons, I guess I'd press the Blue Button though.
>>344687738
Red because HL3 is dead alrrady, so there is no downside.
>>344687738
>blue kills off the idea of games being a luxury, indirectly killing console wars as well
>AND staves off the singularity by separating every massive tech jump into 20 year intervals
Sign me up
>>344687738
Whats the downside of blue?
>>344687738
yellow, dont buy games anyway
Red- Get a good game on a system so I don't have to buy it. Also gets rid of a game so that I won't get disappointed by it.
Blue - So you just stagnate shit every 20 years? Everything's going to end up exactly the same and I'll end up paying just as much for hardware.
Green - One series isn't important enough for the entire industry to start charging 25 percent more.
Yellow- Who's to say some other person gets an "uncrackable" DRM to implement? Denuvo's gonna get cracked, but that doesn't mean that something worse couldn't come along.
Red. I haven't played the game but HL3 is already dead.
>>344688885
I'll take the megane midget with the stand.
>>344687738
Blue, There's quite literally no downside
>>344690682
With no hesitation I'd click the red button.
okay lets see
>red
>one game gets ported
>hl3, a shit game from a boring series gets canceled
Yawn
>blue
>better tech for everyone
>consoles hold games back for 20 years at a time
Gross
>green
>shitty company finally gets the death it deserves
>games now cost the same as what they already do
No downsides, dlc already inflates the price
>yellow
>one drm type that has no good games at all gets cracked forever
>nothing stopping denovo 2 or anything
>drm everywhere now
Boring and barely different than what we are now
Green is the easy choice fuck bethestda and the retards who eat their garbage
>>344687738
Green sounds pretty g-
>Paradox gets rights to TES
>>344690682
I pick Yellow. I can live without 4chan, but some people basically live here. I'd rather they at least enjoy the time they spend here.
http://www.strawpoll.me/5287711
Take your pick, /v/.
>>344687738
Red. Because PC gaming is for faggots.
>>344687738
Green. Fuck the poor.
>>344688380
That's the general idea of these threads, R€ddit nigger.
>>344687738
Red. HL3 is already dead forever anyway.
>>344690682
>yellow button
>literally just 4chan becomes Reddit
What's the point then?
>>344690682
Green, without a second thought.
>>344687738
obviously blue.
>3D modeling and editing of video is way easier
>boom of high-quality PC-only games
>consoles are kill
>finally cheap computers powerful enough to run Dwarf Fortress without inevitable FPS-death
literally no downside
>>344687738
So where is the downside of the red one?
>>344691159
>All those votes for red
Not surprised at all, even I picked it.
>>344690714
this
>>344687738
I can press one single button. I can. But I am not obligated to.
I don't press any buttons.
I don't want any of that to happen, good or bad.
>>344690682
RED
E
D
I need no games when i can be a slut
>>344690834
>>344690682
this, no need to read past "c-cute"
>DRM free games die
>denuvo cracked
PICK ONE
>>344691584
Shitty boring choices anyways.
OP is obviously a "pc ONLY" faggot.
>>344691159
>26k a year
Blue would result in better technology for consoles which means better games for PC even if the generations lasted longer.
Literally no reason not to choose blue, especially since it'll affect every piece of technology to ever come into existence
>People actually choosing green after the disaster that was New Vegas
>>344691773
Maybe. It's more of a "choose lesser evil", from my point of view.
And if I'm to choose between two evils, i'd rather not choose at all.
>>344691782
If you can't live on an EXTRA 26 K a year, you have shitty shitty budgeting and spending habits.
>>344690682
Blue.
10 years of gaymen followed by a lifetime of Innawoods, it fulfills two of my NEET fantasies in a single button press.
This should be easy for you.
>>344691782
had to make it a good boost, but not quite enough to lazily live off of it indefinitely.
Basically it ensures that your McJob will give you enough income combined to live like the middle class indefinitely. Or it's just a nice boost to your already-good income.
>>344690682
redthen I wouldn't be allowed to browse here anyway thank god
>>344691995
Red.
With a trillion dollars, I can afford a gender change surgery, should I want one.
>>344690682
red
>>344691995
Who would ever pick green?
>>344691995
>little girl forver
>Not a mature woman with child bearing hips forever
Red
Red I guess. It's the only one without any disadvantages.
>>344687738
Red without a doubt. I don't care that much about Half Life. And the rest of the choices suck too much.
>>344687738
Only one without a downside is red button.
>>344687738
half of red is fucking realand its not bloodborne
>>344687738
green, there is no downside game prices drop $10 ontop of its benefit
>>344687738
Red.
Dont own a PS4 and dont give a shit about that meme game anymore.
>>344687738
Blue
>>344691995
>little girl forever
Does that mean that I become immortal?
>>344690714
I believe an explanation is in order to explain why the Blue button is unbelievably good
>Cheaper technology allows experimental shit like VR to progress even faster
>If consoles even survive, They would become extremely cost effective, With focus on game-play over graphics
>Every Next-Gen console would have a unbelievable boost in technology, And would quickly reach the point where graphical fidelity would reach its absolute peak
>>344691995
>Immortal Lich
or
>Mortal that will suicide from all his friends asking for money all the time
Hard choice
>>344687738
Mash blue until the button breaks.
>live in canada
>green negative is already a reality
>>344687738
THE GREEN. ALL THE WAY GREEN
>>344691995
does that make me immortal? can i be injured?
Blue. I'm a consolefag. Knowing my console will last 20 years is a huge incentive to purchase it.
>>344691995
Improved version.
>>344692695
Red, I actually like spending money on my hobbies
>>344688885
Give me Hokuto
>>344687738
blue because i let bygones be bygones
>>344692695
Too vague. Of my choice means I could be a cute girl that has one trillion USD who has a huge functional penis, right?
There's literally no loss with "of your choice".
>>344692695
>Not choosing the path of the CUTE lich
What are you, a fag?
Picking anything other than Blue is the literal mouthbreathing retard's choice.
>>344687738
red nor yellow have any downsides
blue & green have huge downsides which are argueably bigger than the upsides
Red has no negative consequences.
Green has the best positive.
>>344688885
Thunderer master race.
>>344690682
ANYONE WHO DOES NOT PICK GREEN IS AN ABSOLUTE RETARD.
>>344687738
Blue.
Everyone benefit.
>>344691159
>pick Blue
>control the world
>call my organization "FUCK THE HULK HOGAN"
>use technology to become a robot
>use all the money and power in the world to influencepeace
>literally become Robot Jesus
>>344687738
Red has no downside
>>344693136
green's downside for me is $10 off video games
its regionally biased
>>344688885
Bernice, easy.
>>344687738
What is the downside of blue?
>>344687738
Red: retarded. No one cares about bloodborne
Blue: Again, retarded. No one cares about console.
Green: >buying games
Yellow: Both options are very unrealistic.
>>344691159
Green
>not choosing little girl
>in any case
Green, I pirate everythinf anyway
>>344687738
GREEN
>>344687738
Green because I always pirate or use kinguin anyway.
Also, where is the mystery button?
I'm going to pick red because i would love to play bloodborne and nobody cares about HL3 anymore, it's a dead meme, nobody cares. Valve waited too long to the point people just roll their eyes whenever it's mentioned.
Blue is the objective best choice though, i don't think anyone can disagree, it's pretty obvious. But still, my personal pick is red.
>>344691159
Blue, I'd basically drive humanity towards the same path as Green, But without the cringey anime bullshit
Red, let the meme wither away at last.
>>344692695
Become an immortal loli vs. 1 trillion USD
Geez, sure is a hard choice. Especially if "my choice" is one involving magic
>>344687738
Literally nothing wrong with blue buttons because it's a big boost for everyone even outside of games.
The downside to the blue button is basically nothing because consoles never were going to match top of the line hardware anyways.Also after the 20 years the hardware for consoles will be much much stronger for cheaper
>>344687738
Green button for the win.
>>344687738
Blue one, obviously.
Which one will it be /v/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10724862
>>344687738
>BB, but no Demon's Souls
No thanks
>Not a Piratefag so Yellow is out
>Don't give enough of a shit about Fallout and TES, so Green is out
>Blue is a win for me because PC versions don't get better anyway
Blue it is.
>>344687738
Green, because games already fucking cost $70 for the NAMED EDITION THAT INCLUDES THE CONTENT THAT'S ON THE DISC DAY 1 DLC + $50 IN DLC SEASON PASSES THAT DON'T INCLUDE THE PRIMARY DLC THAT WE'LL SELL LATER AT $20 PER ACTUAL EXTRA CONTENT AND NOT JUST SKINS THAT WE INCLUDED IN THE SEASON PASS!
>>344698283
>anything but blue
>>344698506
Logic dictates the price of DLC and "special" shit would also go up by a percentage as well.
That's a 1 and a third increase for all DLC items and special editions.
>>344688885
ANCHOR
N
C
H
O
R
>>344691995
>>344692695
Both green.
>>344698283
Blue, my body is already frail anyways.
>>344698283
Blue. I'm already not in any shape to fight. With Magic you can do so much more than just "muh speed and strength".
https://www.strawpoll.me/10724908
>>344687738
Green. I'll just pirate everything like I normally do.
>>344690682
Green literally gives you a one in a billion oportunity to live one of the greatest lives possible.
So Green.
>>344687738
Blue has no downsides and would basically create utopia.
>>344688885
Thunderthighs.
>>344690682
Yellow.
Gentlemen it has been an honour.
>>344687738
Blue, easy.
I don't feel like buying new consoles every like 2-3 years, and I barely play them as it is, so PC shit would be best.
>>344687738
Green because I love pure Fallout games and I'm not poor.
>>344687738
Blue is clearly the best.
>>344689105
Fuck that, I'll probably get kidnapped by FuturisticHub and he'll make me his minecraft sex slave
Pick one
https://www.strawpoll.me/10724945
>>344698283
>Pick blue
>Enchant rings for stat boosts
>Get earrings for more enchant boosts
>Magical clothing to offset frailness
>Play pranks on people with spooky skeletonsProbably end up just playing video games anyways
>>344698283
green has no downsides because im a furry
blue can use magic to make its body great again
red has hella downsides
gay list
Half life is a mediocre series with a completely uninteresting plot and was pretty much confirmed dead already, red is the only sane choice.
>>344699401
>Three correct votes instantly
Good.
>>344691159
No fucking question I'd pick red
>>344690682
Blue because I doubt I'll make it another 10 years anyway.
>>344698283
Red is fucked because in a airtight room, you would see jack-shit.
Also no video games. Green does everything Red does.
Green is fucked because noone wants rabbies
Blue is the way to go. I already cant lift and I can become smarter then Mr.Blind and NigNog the Ape.
>>344699445
>green has no downsides because im a furry
i'd pick green the other ones look dumb
Any of those choices are shit and not worth to press. Great job OP.
>>344687738
Wow these are shit, green.
>>344687738
blue. also, obsidian is awful. they've never made a good game.
do you press it or not?
>>344699445
>Im a furry
>>344699737
not now but I'll keep it handy
>>344699578
Why not pick blue then manipulate everything into creating your waifu and then make it so you two end up together while you can also be a 9/10 with super alien technology?
Blue basically is the path to getting literally all the buttons at once.
>>344698283
blue is the only thing that's remotely useful in the modern world, so depending on how frail, either blue or none
>>344687738
If I have a choice of pressing none, I'll go with that.
>>344699738
>i hate furrys
>lemme post a picture of the most obnoxious anime fanbase thatll show him
hypocrit
>>344687738
Red, I don't give a shit about half life nor bloodborn.
>>344687738
Well, following my button press classes, you can actually half press a button, counting as a x0.5, so, easily i can half press Blue and Red button giving me a full button press and two effects.
Red
Half Life is overrated shit
>>344691159
Every single one is disgusting and terrible in their own way.
>>344699961
>the point of the image
>your head
then again, you are a furry so I cant expect anything smart from you
>>344699985
You just have to hold them both down for 12 hours.
>>344699445
>im a furry
>>344687738
Red is the rational choice, but fuck it. Mash that green button and laugh it up.
Red because the shitposting threads will be funny and more importantly it means everyone can finally just put HL3 behind them instead of desperately hoping for years to come.
>>344687738
I don't press any of them.
>>344700093
whatever, fursecutor
>>344694689
think of it this way, if someone pressed blue when the nes came out, consoles would still be in the snes era today and pc games would be stuck on that level of technology
>>344692505
>friends
>>344699835
not an option
>Every new game costs $80
Literally no downside in Canuckland
>>344688885
ANCHOR POST
>>344700356
like thats a bad thing
yiff in hell, animal molester
>>344688885
Mikazuki or Lila.
I prefer my women to have short hair.
>>344690682
green
>>344700752
Its nice to see you taking your homosexuality so natural.
>>344701005
90% of all women have long hair and they all look the same to me.
Sorry that I like it different, Captain Generic.
Dyke haircuts are a huge turn-off.Short Hair >>> Long Hair >>>>>>>>>> Power Gap >>>>>> Another Power Gap >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dyke Hair/Blue or Pink coloured long hair >>>> ANOTHER Power Gap >>> Blue or Pink coloured Dyke hair
http://www.strawpoll.me/10725068
>>344688885
does anyone know an anime equivalent for bernice or anchor?
>>344701409
>the space craft can become a small tsundere girl
Space craft!
>>344701409
I was going to refuse the options and get the spacecraft, but the tsundere girl made me refuse the spacecraft, too.
>>344701409
The Eternal.
>>344701295
>women with long hair all look the same
Yeah they all look like women, and not like some sort of sissy fuckboy.
>>344701963
because short hair = 2-3 cm long hair, am I right lads?!
Again, no fucking man/dyke cuts.
>>344701409
Tempted to pick the Explorer but the Eternal would let me do the same eventually. Only bad thing about Eternal is having to live for all eternity.
>>344687738
THE RED BUTTON OF COURSE
>every game costs 80 dollars now
I'm Australian so physical games are already $100+
Literally no downsides here.
>>344703112
you still will die by a spider/snake bite so..
>>344703242
don't forget drop bears
>>344698283
Blue, easy. I could just tech myself indestructible with a 260 IQ
Blue > Red > Green > Yellow
>>344688885
Biblio. She's cute and she looks sweet, respectful and ladylike.
Honorific mention for Mikazuki because of the anchor reminding me of my main.
>>344690682
I'd be packed and out if the house well before these faggots get to me
I pick green
red
it would save me having to buy a ps4 eventually, and half life is pretty shit to be honest with you family member
>>344687738
Blue. Blue anytime
>>344698283
>drink blue
>enchant stuff with fortify strength/endurance
>become a god
>>344701409
I pick eternal
then make myself look like this
Green because Bethesda can go suck a dick and the downside says nothing about pirating
>>344687738
Green. I can deal with paying a bit more for games, Bethesda's continued survival on the other hand is fucking shameful.
>>344690682
Green. I'm the fucking Thing, good luck trying to find me after I replace someone every couple of years.
>>344690682
Green obviously. Even if you get killed you will have lived probably the most extraordinary life in human history.
>>344692695
Pfft, red then I can buy a little girl for 100 bucks
>>344691159
Green because it's basically without flaws. You can even get the benefits of Red through waifubots.
>>344704361
That thing looks pretty cool. I love otherworldly monsters.
>>344691159
Yellow. I will save vidya and the internet.
>>344698283
Blue obviously
>on no I'm so frail
>better rely on my magical armor, my magically enhanced physical form, and my magical cock
>>344687738
green because the downside will inevitably happen
>>344691874
(You)
If the client is Steam, then yellow. Green is the best option if I wasn't a jew.
>>344701409
The Eternal. I will become the little girl and the world will bend to my whims.
>>344705208
Well that's not necessarily true. I mean, Green would basically be a nightmare if you're a Luddite of some sort, and given whatever fate awaits you, it's prettly likely one of your party during the adventure is going to die at some point, unless you're just that good.
>>344700045
You're disgusting and terrible in your own way.
>>344695390
But do you really know what's best for the world in order to guide it to that future? The ability to "cringe" anyway serves nobody any purpose in life. It only exists to make you enjoy things less. Congratulations.
>>344687738
Red is the only sensible choice
>>344687738
Blue button, everyone wins.
>>344690682
>everyone knows where you live and that you have green
>immediately change into someone else and leave
>nobody knows where you life or that you have green
Shitty downside.
>>344688885
>No one choosing Bleed for her amazing reach and poking Speed
ALRIGHTY THEN
>>344690682
Yellow, fuck anime or getting killed.
>>344691067
y-you are truly kind anon
Yellow
Fuck buyfags
>>344688885
Anchor.
>>344690682
Green because I can just change into a different person every now and then to disguise myself.
>>344691067
Th-thanks anon.
>>344687738
Green.
>Are PC gamers really desperate enough to press red?
>What's the point of all that power if games won't use it?
>I like having stuff local, thank-you-very-much. I don't like all this streaming shit they have now.
>>344687738
Yellow. I don't care about DRM unless its shit like Uplay or Securom
Easily red
>>344687738
red, pcs are already afforable, dont really play souls games but i also dont play half life
>>344690682
On one hand there's so much fun with green.
One the other hand the yellow button would make games more appealing so I wouldn't be here nearly as much.
Yellow is a better option, I could always move on to other forums.
>>344687738
>Red
>No loss no gain
>Blue
>No loss all gain
>Green
>Lots of loss some gain
>Yellow
>Some loss lots of gain
I'm going for blue.
Red. it isn't the best positive, but the negative already happened, so might as well.
>>344687738
Red, so I don't have to buy a overpriced toaster to play only one game. I have given up on Valve anyways.
>>344691159
The man behind the curtain.
I am become Moonman, slayer of Jews.
>>344687738
Every console generation already lasts 10+ years so i don't really mind 20.
Blue for sure.
>>344690682
Y E L L O W
Who wants to be a girl anyway?
They have cooties
>>344687738
blue because all i do is play dwarf fortress anyway
>>344687738
Green as that is already the reality in canada
>>344688885
BIBLIO
>>344691159
>Not having your waifu be real
fags
>>344698283
Green, not really a furry but being like bigby from the fable comics would be pretty cool.
>>344692695
Green in a heartbeat.
>>344710624
Lilly
>>344687738
None, they're all awful choices.
>>344688885
Anchor.
>>344690682
Yellow. Martyrdom for the greater good and all that.
>>344691159
tl;dr
>>344691995
Green, faggot. Don't even know what I'd do with a tenth of that money.
>>344692695
DEFINITELY green, faggot.
>>344698283
Blue
>>344699737
Not today.
>>344710624
Maie
>>344687738
the only button with downsides is yellow
i already pay $80 for new games
Come on bitches step it up.
>>344710624
Maie.
Green, cause I hate Bethesda and I'm not poor.
>>344710624
Vatryllal and Lilly are the only correct answers.
>>344711175
Not really into the premise but
>Ghost
>Top Hat
>Hypnosis/Magnetic Bones
>SPOOKY TOMB MOTHERFUCKER AW YISS
>Eh, Dracula I guess
>>344687738
GREEN. Obsidian getting those IP's, fucking hell what a world that'd be.
>>344711175
Fat skeleton
Top Hat
Magnetic bones
Spooky Tomb
Kelly Goldstein
Green. Inflation will take care of the cost
>>344711556
i forgot to also have flight.
>>344687738
Green because I don't buy games anyway and I love Obsidian
Red or blue have literally no downsides.
Shit list.
>>344690682
Green.
I'd become a giant tyranid/zerg kind of an organism and take over the planet.
>>344687738
blue seems to be the inevitable outcome of things
red might happen naturally as well
there's no reason to press green
if you're a heavy pirate, you'd press yellow
I'd press red.
>>344711785
>red might happen naturally as well
Bloodborne is a first party IP so unless Sony is really, REALLY nice then no.
>>344690682
blue
gonna immerse myself in VR training and become a warlord when shit goes down, rule over the wastes like a kingoh who am I kidding, I'm going to have sex all day every day with len and rin and do nothing else, I'll be the first to die
green sounds like fun though
>>344710624
Pola is literally perfect barring the pegging part which she won't do cause fuck her.
>>344712235I don't like lolis.
>>344688885
>anchor doesn't have an anchor
>another character has an anchor
epik
also hokuto
Red.
Don't care about HL3, and it would silence a lot of shitposters.
Then again, it would probably make new ones appears, so whatever.
Where's the button to make Pokemon Go go away.
>>344712395
This ain't an anime bro. She'll grow. And she'll be in her 20's when you hit your mid-30's.
Literally perfect.
Also
>going on shooting trips together showing off our newer guns and shit until she gets bored and pins you down on top of you because she wants rough sex NOW
>>344687738
>red
No downsides but I don't really care for either.
>blue
No point of good hardware if there's nothing to use it on.
>green
Nothing particularly good sounding here aside from Bethesda fucking off. Meh.
>yellow
Yeah, I guess I'll go with this.
>>344690682
Blue is great… or not. No, fuck blue. Holy shit, just no. I imagine how hard it would be to part with all those little girl anime virtual worlds after 10 years. Just too hard.
On the other hand… Yeah, it's not like my life now will get any better, planning to kill myself soon. So… Man, I don't know. If I really had to press one, then probably blue after all. Maybe I could extend the time artificially. It's VR after all. And if I know about the war beforehand, I could figure something out in the meantime.
>>344691159
Red, easily.
>>344692076
>not quite enough to lazily live off of it indefinitely
>2k a month
>not enough
Nigger, what.
>>344691995
>>344691995
Yeah, become a little girl and kill myself as a little girl instead of killing myself as a fucking faggot because I'm not willing to work and can't get neetbux anyway. Don't see much difference. Not to mention that becoming anime would force me to stay at home or attract some fucking scientists.
At least with red I'll get to become a NEET and maybe fund the technology, resulting in the same thing as green.
Guess ill post some too.
>>344713423
Oh, well, I meant that it's not enough to be lazy and expect to be able to make constant purchases without budgeting your money.
You could live off of it, but you'd have to make a budget.
>>344713479
>Red
Got already
>Blue
Dumb. Would most likely get you killed within week.
>Yellow
Very nice way to either become depressed, crazy or both and commit suicide.
>Green
Just a flat out better version of Red.
>Orange
See Blue
>Purple
With no restriction and only this vague description becomes literal God territory.
>Grey
See Purple
>Pink
Just go to the hospital bro
>>344712749
this 100%
Give me your builds
>>344687738
The green button, because there's no downside.
I live in Australia, all big games cost over $80 already!
>>344713780
I don't know, man. I would have zero friends, stay at home all the time, and eat twice a day because I'm 52kg.And that's right now, I imagine it would be even less after the genderswap.Seems like a lot of leftover money to spend, even with rent.
>>344687738
>pc hardware is better and cheaper
>pc ports aren't better
This is stupid.
>>344690682
Green or blue without a doubt, going innawoods to survive a manhunt or a WW3 is one of my dreams, and you will probably have the most fun with them (even if you die)
>>344714497
No, now the cost of AU games will be 100+ as our prices are usually converted from US THEN added cost for shipping
>>344691159
Green, and I'll make sure to blow up Jupiter since it breeds villains.
>>344687738
Blue. More games, less money.
>>344688885
Highgain looks qt.I think I want her to gain some weight, though, to fit her name.
>>344690682
Red. I hope PEG!12 only applies to video games, because then I can do all those lewd little girl things.
>>344691159
Red. Just get a minimum wage job and you can live comfortably with your girl.My choice is Maya Fey from Ace Attorney as the waifu.
>>344691995
I wouldn't know what to do with all that money. A sex change operation isn't a good idea because trannies are not real girls. Green is good.
>>344692695
Green. See above.
>>344698283
Blue. I just stay inside and play video games all day, so it wouldn't matter much.
>>344699737
Keep it for later.
>>344710624
Lilly is qt as fuck. I want my bug waifu.
>>344711175
>Dwarf Skeleton,
Who cares if you're a manlet in the afterlife
>Top Hat
Blend in with the humans, then surprise rape
>Hypnosis + Time Travel
Rape any time, any where
>Skeleton Cave
Hang out with my skeleton bros before a rape
>Mayor Smith
I'll continually fuck his life over
>>344713479
Grey. OP as fuck
>>344714359
>Year 1: Squid w/ Manifest Tentacles
Tentacles are fun. Squids also life an easy life, so it won't be hard to get this one
>Year 2: Butterfly w/ Sleep Touch
If I could use it on myself, that would be good.
>Year 3: Spider w/ Any Angle Walk
Walk on fucking surface, fuck yeah.
>Year 4: Squid w/ Telekinesis.
As with the previous set of buttons, telekinesis is OP as fuck.
>Year 5: Cheetah w/ Super reaction time
That would be an immense benefit to almost everything.
More CYOAs please
>>344687738
>Obsidian Elder Scrolls
MUH FUCKING MUATRA
>>344714359
Can I just be a raven for all 5 years?
if not, shark, bison, cheetah, raven, butterfly
>>344687738
Green without a second thought
>>344687738
Blue, just to screw the "LE PC MUSTARDFACE" crowd.
>>344714359
>Year 1
Raven
>Year 2
Squid
>Year 3
Snow Tiger
>Year 4
Elephant
>Year 5
Cheetah
>>344687738
Green has literally no downside, because new games are already costing $80 on release.
>>344716810
The key sounded good initially, but the bracelet seems like the best choice for the NEET. With as little confidence as you may have, it still can make you git gud at something.
>>344687738
Blue blue blue blue BLUE
>consoles are better and cheaper due to longer generations
>building a new PC is cheaper
>don't have to worry about a game being ported to PC later because it won't be any better
>PC exclusive games can do whatever still
>>344714359
>Year 1 Shark
>Year 2 Squid
>Year 3 Stag
>Year 4 Elephant
>Year 5 Spider
Limitless Breath, Regeneration, All Terrain Walk, Bone Tools, Drain Heal.
Go anywhere, heal everything.
I guess I'm a vampire.
>>344716810
The key would be great for hacking bank accounts.
The circlet could be decent but he seems like an unreliable faggot so I'll pass.
The key it is.
>>344688885
Biblio.
Hey, guys.
>>344717636
I'm sure you're not going to bother with this.
>>344690682
Red, I'd come back and post my feet for you guys
>>344716069
>>344716628
>>344716871
>>344717162
>>344717421
All wrong.
The objectively correct answer is
Cheetah
Squid
Spider
Squid
Butterfly
>>344717736
But I'm posting it anyway.
>>344690682
Blue. Literally no downside. 10 years of living in any world you want and anyway you want, then day of the rope.Maybe red
>>344717794
>squid twice
It doesn't say you can choose the same animal more than once.
>>344717636
>>344717736
These are too fucking long anon.
Try to keep it to these sizes max.
>>344717794
any reason for spider there?
does any angle walk mean you can just walk straight up?
>>344711175
>an unreasonable grudge after the loveable skeletons gang raped his only daughter
>>344717996
And on ceilings.
>>344717978
That's why I said what I said.
>>344688191
This. Plus it means gaming as a whole becomes cheaper since you don't need to keep getting other consoles to keep up. Of course we're assuming that we're not going to get into the whole PS4 > PS4.5 or some weird shit like that
>>344687738
green
100 times green
games already went from $59.99 to $79.99 here over the course of the past couple years so whatever. I just wait for them to lower in price anyways
red sounds great because hl3 would be shit regardless
blue sounds mediocre because it's going to happen regardless (minus the console gens)
green sounds great but the negative is already in effect
yellow just seems stupid
so green
>>344717938
It doesn't really specify it but in case of not being able to choose the same twice I change year 2 to Raven so I eliminate the only thing that can kill me apart from desease.
>>344687738
Green. I'll take more expensive games if it means Obsidian gets Fallout from now on.
>>344690682
Yellow, I need to get off of this shitty website.
>>344691159
Green, no question.
>>344692695
Red.
>>344698283
I'm torn between Red and Green.
>>344699737
Later.
>>344713479
Blue
>>344699445
Furry genocide when?
>>344691159
Yellow lets me do what I always wanted to be. Basically be a kid again with zero responsibilities who can game as much as I want and have lots of fun.
>>344687738
Red, because the downside to it is already basically true.
>>344718391
>Do you really expect
No. You'd realize that if you at least bothered to read the posts themselves.
>be Canadian
>get green without the positive
Don't trust OP.
>>344718880
And what am I supposed to do with all these fags?
>>344719012
I did read them you fag, I just felt like posting that picture.
>>344718880
>columbine photo
lol
I don't see that one dude with the Neurosis shirt though. He seemed pretty cool desu.
>>344717851
>>344717736
>>344717636
I like it, can you please post the rest of the set?
I'll share my power with you. Be free.
>>344719350
That's all.
>Red Button
>Get Bloodborne
>Finally learn the truth about Half-Life 3
what's the downside?
Green because I'd love to see a new obsidian fallout and I'm not retarded enough to buy games at full price.
>>344719537
I use this modifier with O1 for this entire thread.
And then realize nothing will happen anyway and go play some video games.
>>344714359
>Stag: Handsome Forever
>Elephant: Super Strength
>Snow Tiger: Enhanced Agility
>Squid: Telekinesis
>Spider: Drain Heal
If the strength of my telekinesis is measured by my physical strength then I can just pick people up and toss them a mile away without blinking. Also, if I ever get shot by some nigger I hold him in place, drain heal, then rip him a new one. We /superhuman/ now boys.
>>344690682
Green
I'd change into a guy who totally doesn't have a transforming machine, checkmate fags
>>344687738
Red button.
Because I want Bloodborne on PC, and because I want closure on Half-Life 3, I just want Valve to tell us if its ever coming out or if we should just give up.
>>344687738
>Games are already $90 for me
>Yellow makes no sense
>No interest in Bloodborne
Blue is tempting but I would love for Obsidian to show the TES/Fallout series the respect they deserve. Game hardware becoming cheaper doesn't mean shit if no actual good games are being made.
>>344687738
Blue or Green, desu
What does it even mean by "PC [generations] will not be better"? I wasn't aware hardware manufacturers are only allowed to make new models when consoles are being upgraded.
>>344688885
the one that willloveme.
>>344690682
Blue.
Fuck this world
>>344691159
>the strawpoll results
>green is orange and yellow is green
reee
Blue because fuck pc, the world needs better tech
>>344691995
red
I want to crash this economy with no survivors
all options are shit
OP you're an immense faggot
>>344687738
Green.
>I'm a CanaCuck and already pay $80 for my games
Feels bad man :^)
>>344690682
Blue. Ten years is plenty, but I'd only pick it if I get the best set-up for free. Otherwise red.
>>344691995
Red one. Infinite moneys.
>>344687738
No one saying red. Who gives a fuck about HL3, it's not coming anyway.
>>344698283
BLUE
L
U
E
>>344698283
Red is fucking trash.
Blue all the way. Magic is always great.
>your body becomes frail
>becomes
kek
>>344687738
Anyone have the set where you get to pick between some angels to live with or demons?
>>344722856
Yeah, here >>344718880
if I press red no one loses anything so red
>>344687738
Green
>>344691159
Oh, hell yes, Red please. Hinagiku Katsura, I love you!
>>344721898
What's the downside to the lamia?
Seems like as long as you eat and don't make fun of her height it'll work out fine.
>>344687738
Blue would cause a new golden age for gaming. I don't give a shit how shiny my graphics are, the new accessibility of gaming would initiate a golden age the likes of the late 90's
>>344710624
Pola, I suppose. Lolis = besties. I'll turn her from lolidom into a sub.
>>344687738
Lets face it
Red has no downside i pock red
>>344688120
Yes OP where's THAT button damn it
>>344690682
GREEN HOLY FUCK
MY LIFE WOULD BE A FUCKING THRILLER
Man I hate being late.
>>344690682
>SJWs die and you finally get to leave /v/
Who the fuck DOESN'T pick yellow?
>>344723042
because if you choose the lamia you are a traitor to humans and need to be purged
rubert is the best choice
>>344711175
Viking Helmet,
Time Travel+Magnetic Bones
Skeleton Cave
Mayor Smith
>>344721898
sonja burr without a doubt, i'd love to play into her nature and see where it takes me
>>344713479
Red m8.
>>344713479
Does orange include general time manipulation by going so fast that time freezes around you? Because if so then orange.
>>344721898
Rupert sounds like a solid bro
>>344721541
I wish I could change it, anon, but it's random.
>>344718678
Yellow was definitely made for the go-with-the-flow types. It basically eliminates existential worries and stuff and just lets you float through life doing cool things as a sort-of-nobody-sort-of-somebody.
>>344716494
Fucking seriously. Does OP think that Obsidian made Morrowind and Redguard or something? I would only consider this option if MK were hired by Obsidian.
>>344690682
Red
>implying I play games
>>344690682
R E D
R
E
D
>>344690682
red
video games are a form of escapism for me, plus being a cute girl gives me a reason to go outside
I haven't seen one of these threads in forever
Thank you anons
>>344724690
You're welcome, not OP but I did get banned once for making a thread similar to this one a few months ago.
>>344687738
Green, but only if Paradox fucks off.
>you become an imouto with no onii-chan
>you become onee-san with no outoto
>you become okaa-san with no son
>you become bayonneta's heel, but you might break
>>344713479
Yellow
For curiosity, better social understanding, better job opportunities, and won't be caught nearly as easy the others.
>>344688365
Are you retarded. Games would cost 100 loonies here if they were $80 in America
>>344690682
how does red work for women? would I grow up to be attractive this time?
>>344723487
But who isn't some kind of traitor in college?
It's the time and place for everything.
>>344687738
Blue
Mods will always be a thing.
>>344690682
Green.
>>344726138
As long as she gives good ass hugs im down
>>344687738
Seems like red has no downside at all. Not much of a dilemma OP.
>>344687738
blue duh
>>344727292I respect your taste, but Suu is simply the best.
>>344728074I respect your decision because Suu is fantastic
>>344724961
waifu or city building, can't decide
Having a giant, 1000 foot tall dick and a middle finger in the middle of NYC is priceless
>>344723440
Escape is top tier.
>>344721898
rupert
>>344728652
nothing to fuck with
>>344716810
Key seems useful at first but it's not that great.
Circlet for mundane tasks all day.
>>344701409
>tsundere spacecraft
Obvious.
>>344687738
Red
mild win, mild lost. the rest are too extreme
>>344691159
Almost picked red, but 26k a year? Seriously?
Green for life. Sorry, waifu.
>>344687738
red isn't bad.
Bloodborne looks fun and Half Life is just an alright series, HL3 would be doomed to disappoint anyway because fags are expecting it to be the next coming of jesus and there's nothing Valve can do to live up to the hype.
>>344730274
Do I need to edit the image to make it crystal clear that the additional income is in addition to whatever you already make?
>>344730396
That's still just 26k a year, anon.
>Marry 1
>Fuck 1
>Kill 1
>Feed 1 to the spider pits
>>344687738
Red. Who the fuck still cares about HL3?
>>344730502
>have a perfect waifu, immortality and an extra 26k a year
>"only 26k this sucks"
>>344730697
The joke was that I make 0 dollars a year at the moment.
My boner for cyberpunk is stronger than that for waifuism.
>>344730502
Do you have that much of an aversion to earning your own income?
Even with a McJob (in California), that's a combined ~48k a year.
More than enough to live comfortably, and that's only if you work minimum wage.
>>344724961
stealth a best
>>344687738
red. it will end the suffering
>>344730928
>normie job + waifu vs completely awesome cyberpunk universe with cyberpunk jobs, technology, and happenings
It's too good to resist.
Red: 107
Green: 103
Blue: 93
Yellow: 34
>>344725814
are you retarded? no where does it say usd, just dollars
>>344717978
Marked is best choice
>>344731220
Well I mean you would only have to deal with the normie shit until that shit becomes completely obsolete, because you're ageless. It would merely take longer to get to the future, but it would still get there.
>>344687738
blue because the implications are far more widespread than anything else
>>344687738
Blue and Yellow are really good choices. I think that if gaymen PC's were extremely cheap that consoles would actually get phased out(save for Nintendo because they're adamant about keeping their shit exclusive)but Denuvo dying would be good too and the downside wouldn't affect me since I'm a dirty pirate anyways.
>>344687738
Red seems like the most harmless
>>344730565
>Marry 1
Goblin Princess because Breeding Contract is broken as fuck
>Fuck 1
Knock up Harpy Princess
>Kill 1
Drider Princess because fuck spiders
>Feed 1 to the spider pits
Dwarf Princess II, no circus freaks walking around on my watch
>>344717978
amlia master race
>>344731446
There's no guarantee our current future is on its way to a cyberpunk paradise.
Besides, I have a deathly fear of immortality.
blue has no downside to anyone
green if you're a diehard fallout fan
Blue
>>344687738
>red button
That's already the reality, so it's a win/win. Even if it's ever released no one will give a shit.
>blue button
Consolecucks will see their shitty stagnant tech and move on to PC gaming especially since the prices become cheaper and more accessible. Console gaming dies, studios move on to full time PC, and there won't be many titles released on console. win/win
>green button
The drawback is far too great just to give some studios some IPs.
>yellow button
This kills the industry.
>>344731791
Green is specifically not Cyberpunk, anon.
Agelessness is also not immortality.
Fun fact: you have agelessness in all choices.
have another
>>344688058
Green, games already cost 80 $$$ here in Canada.
>>344732375
>games become $80 usd
>games are now $105 cad
good job dingus
>>344732041
First I'm taking Eye Candy, Accomplice, Experimentation, Master's Will and Secret Project. That'll give me a total of 20 points AND cement/hot-glue my place in the world of pervy wizards.
Transform Human, Transform Inhuman, Heal, Shrink, Grow, Flight, Invisibility, Pause Time and with only 1 point left I have to take Summon Property.
>>344691159
>yellow has the least votes
I'm honestly shocked. It provides riches (you only receive 1% of the profit from each game, but there's no limit on how many video games you can influence; you could basically make a slight change to every game ever and receive profits from it) , companionship, the best choice for video games, and thanks to the VR part you can live in basically any dream world you can think of. The only downside is that your companion isn't full waifu, but it's still good.
This isn't even a choice for me, yellow is the only option.
green no question
>>344690682
Yellow.
Fwee me.
>>344713479
Purple.
>Phase through bullets and be immortal
>Phase through gravity and fly
>Phase through bodies until you grab the heart and kill bitches
>Phase through vast distances and teleport
>Phase through the concept of death and become immortal
>Phase through water and explore the deep
>Phase through darkness and see though it
>>344687738
Green because it's already like that in Canada
>>344734094
That means it'll get worse here you nimrod.
>>344687738
Blue is objectively the best. Anybody who says otherwise is a 13yr old shitposter who makes daily console wars threads
>vr
>multi monitor games
>non-standard controller games
Any of these would bloom if people could easily afford the hardware to run them
Green, obviously.
>>344733841
Hard mode
Ara Ara
/m/
Future is Now (free), Loyal Servant, Show Stopper, Long Path
>>344733841
>Ara Ara
>/v/
>/tv/
>/toy/
>Head Over Heels
>Lavish Lifestyle
>Perfect Collection
That's some good shit anon, thanks for sharing.
>>344687738
Green cause the vast majority of my library is from other people.
Listen, anon. Unless I become a cute girl I'm not playing your stupid game.
>>344734839
I think you misread the chart, /toy/ comes with the Collection bonus and you picked three instead of five
Oh well you're welcome
Green because that's how much we pay in Canada and it doesn't mention exchange.
>>344687738
This is garbage. Blue is the only good option because devs will obviously make good PC games if more people are using it and consoles will die out with shitty hardware for 20 years while PCs are cheaper and better.
>>344735639
this, dunno why all these chumps are picking green of all things
>>344691067
You are the hero we all need.
Red because Half-Life 3 doesn't exist anyway.
>>344691067
anon, I... I can't thank you enough
>>344733841
>Ara Ara
>/v/ (Pet Loli)
>/m/
>/tv/
>Loyal Servant
>Lavish Lifestyle
>Nostalgia Goggles
>Show Stopper
>NG+
>>344687738
>all these retards picking more expensive games over cheaper PC parts on the platform where you can get games half price on release or for free if they're cracked
Holy FUCK /v/ is brain-dead. This is why you don't listen to their opinions.
>>344699737
After Half-Life 3 comes out
>>344690682
Yellow
>still get to browse /vg/, /vr/, and /vp
what a loss
GREEN
R
E
E
N
>>344721898
Sonja
>>344688191
Except the people who actually earn enough money to buy superior hardware...if we all have a pile of gold, we'll all be rich, right?
Fuck you
>>344737152
look at this dumbass
>>344734186
Raising the price to 80$ usd for you guys would be the same as what we're getting right now, 80$ cad for a fucking video game should never be acceptable.
>>344687738
Green button. Only one that has a boon befitting the downside.
>>344737152
If hardware becomes cheaper, you'll be able to buy the same better hardware, just for less money.
Only an idiot would complain about having to spend less money for the same product and quality.
>>344737285
I'm Canadian like you, and I'm just assuming exchange rates are in and paying $105 would suck fucking dick. Especially since the benefit is fucking nothing.
>>344687738
Blue, holy shit. Who cares about meme games like Shillborne and Failout? Blue makes all hardware cheaper and has literally no downsides.
>>344733841
>Cyborg
>Ara Ara
>/v/(Ara Ara)
>/m/
>/k/
>Loyal Servant(Cyborg)
>Imagination Station
>Head Over Heels
>Nostalgia Goggles
>Long Path(with all those cyborg enhancements ill want my servants to still be around)
>>344733841
>ara ara
>/v/ pet loli
>/k/
>/tv/
>head over heals
>bath time
>perfect collection
>loyal servant for ara ara
>additional fuccboi
>>344737935
b-but I won't e able to shitpost about consoles being superior!
>You become a god, but you can never become a little girl
or
>You become the little girl
choose /v/
>>344738142
It won't matter, 20 years of console life would be godlike
Imagine still getting new games for your SNES
A single console purchase would have you set for a third of your natural life
It's not like specs make any difference for game quality, every worthwhile PC release in the last decade runs on a toaster
Not all dragons are equal, but is yours better than others?
>>344733841
>vehicle
Don't need that shit.
>onaholes
That shit either.
>can't become a little girl
Not even going to bother with this.
>>344738418
>wyvern
>blue
>guardian
>sagacity
I'll be chillin' at beach if ya need me.
>>344737152
holy shit you're stupid
>>344687738
Green.
Games are suddenly 20 dollars cheaper in my country.
>>344733841
>Pet Loli
>/a/
>/v/ for free Ara Ara
>/tv/
>Head Over Heels
>Bath Time
>Lavish Lifestyle
>Future is Now
>Long Path
With enough saved up money I can eventually buy anything else I want.
GREEN GREEN GREEN
>>344687738
red
HL3 is dead anyway and the rest have crazy drawbacks
>>344687738
Green
someplace somewhere will sell a game cheaper than 80 dollars, that's how money just works
>>344733841
Dante Must Die mode
Cyborg
/m/
Lavish Lifestyle
>>344687738
Green
>>344738418
>behemoth
>black
>hibernation
>terror
best choices
>>344687738
I mostly play on PC, but I will go ahead and press the blue button.
>>344687738
only retards and trolls wouldn't press BLUE.
>>344738418
>Coatl
>Ice
>Guardian
>Terror
Just chill in the antarctic all day. Eat penguins and shit. Or instead make Europe my territory and be the snowstorm /pol/ memed about.
I think it may be time to trigger /v/.
http://i.4cdn.org/tg/1468145172206.pdf
Would you live here?
>>344740741
Nigga I ain't reading all that shit
>>344687738
Green kills both Bethesda and poorfags. Nothing of value is lost.
>>344718880
Harold and Chompers obviously.
>>344740835
then you don't have to waste a post saying that you won't read it, either.
>>344691159
Easy the man behind the curtian. Everything else is shit.
>>344687738
Green all the way.
>>344698283
Green. I don't trust magic not to fail. I don't know what I'd pick for my shape shift, though. Probably something that flies and has no predators, like a huge fucking owl.
>>344711175
Ghost Skelly
Pirate Hat
Time Travel + Hypnosis
Underwater Ruins
Prof Dracula
Sailing around the world in differing periods of history with a motley crew of gang raping skeletons sounds fucking sweet
>>344701409
Motherfucking explorer.
Red.
>>344687738
green
>>344687738
RED
Bloodborne PC. If only to shut up the NEVER EVER shitposters.
>Half Life 3 cancelled
wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg
>>344687738
Red because it's time to let go of that meme and just let it die. Bloodborne on PC is also good
>>344714359
First year Stag, then a year as a white lion, two years as a raven and finally top it off with a year as a snow tiger.
>>344717978
Either Ersu or Xm
I would just travel the world and enjoy myself. If there were lots of Quet disciples I would be forced to take Xm in self defence. Plus no taboo is pretty cool.
>>344687738
Red literally has no downside, making it the best option.
>>344724961
>FPS
You mean I get to be Captain Scarlet?
>>344687738
>Resulting into better technology for everyone
>PC versions will not be better
>>344738418
>Dragonborn
>Bronze / Mech
>Guardian
>Sagacity
Live as a friendly dragon-human, maybe bomb the fuck out of Raqqa do all sorts of cool flight shit as bronze or go full space exploration as Mech dragon.
>>344687738
i'd hit green like ten times just to be absolutely sure
>>344724423
it would be worth it just to see the series get taken off of the path it's on now, especially the writing. It's pretty clear with oblivion, skyrim, and TESO bethesda's not interested in non-generic fantasy anymore.
