Remember me, faggots? Let's play some vidya.
1. Go here http://s3kr.it/gauntlet.html and roll a NES game
2. Complete it within 3 days without a guide or other outside aid (RPGs get a week)
3. Keep the thread informed with screenshots of your progress, within reason
4. Roll for the next console when finished and repeat until you can't bring yourself to gauntlet any more
RULES:
-No savestates
-Failure to complete the game within the allotted time sends you back a console
-Hints from your fellow /v/irgins are allowed
Check http://emulation.gametechwiki.com/index.php/Main_Page for emulator recommendations and most importantlyhave fun
>got an arcade metal hero game
Neat.
I pwnd that game when I was younger, I was proud of myself too. The series went immediately into the shitter once PS got their hands on it, however the Slayer Edition PSPlus gave us a couple months ago is quite addictive. Just one girls opinion.
>>344678779
Oh shit it's you!
>Wizardry II Knight of Diamonds
Going to start tomorrow, gotta sleep for now.
>Your NES game is
>Tokkyuu Shirei Solbrain
this sounds pretty fun. updating when i win/something interesting happens.
I've heard great shit about this game.
>>344679515
Surprised it's on psn, didn't think I'd ever heard of Galivan before. Looks completely different to this from the screens.
>>344679826
Ouch, you'll be at that a while.
>>344680784
Time to bat shit up
>>344678779
I got Ikari Warriors II
Here's my progress
http://www.hitbox.tv/Nantoka
>>344681580
Game over #1
>>344682308
1st world down
Fuck, last time I did this I got Festers quest for nes, and then the addams family for snes. Then on my next try I got Festers quest again
>>344682732
Game over #2
>rolled Dragon's lair
>>344681932
Alright I quit.
I'm too casual, made it to level 2 with one hit left, died and there's no continue at all.
>>344683295
You're not alone
>only getting power drops when I'm at 1 HP for ages
>eventually die
B R A V O Galivan
>>344683140
No one said the gauntlet was easy anon, I only ever made it to the Mega Drive when it was here beforefucking Mega Turrican
Game over #3
>>344684092
FUCK. THIS. THING.
>>344684286
looks like a guy giving you two fingers
>>344684418
Yeah, i can see that
How fitting.
>>344684286
Game over #4
To the boss this time though, so i think it's justified.
>>344685026
>i have to start from the worst stage in the game so far
>Touch door
>die
>can't crouch in this spot for some reason
>can't jump back and have the time to crouch and hit the snake without dying
>this is the first screen
Three days to complete the game you said ?
>>344685505
>The game is not unbeatable, but requires the player to learn the timing of the game's enemies and obstacles through repetition. The game's poor controls, lack of checkpoints, and finite number of lives, however, make this nearly impossible and unplayable.
My condiments, anon.
>>344685505
Walk forward till the dragons pops up, go back to the very left, if the bat spawns just duck under it, and then pump the dragons face full of daggers.
>finally kill snake
>walk to door
>forgot about crumbling bridge part
>too late you died
WOOOOOOO
>>344685189
Game over #5
Delay was because i posted >>344686084
And FUCK THIS LEVEL
>>344686453
Forgot to add image
This is shit cause people reroll infa100%
>>344678779
I got a pinball game.
Do I reroll?
Got a game for hardcore players such as me
>>344686748
Fuck that level, atleast i made my way past it.
>>344687351
Well, that victory was short lived...
>>344686873
The asspain is part of the experience so it's their loss
>>344687145
Does it have a high score already there? I'd say beating that counts.
aww yes a gauntlet threa
i always loose
>>344687347
How did Nintendo get away with this?
>>344687803
am i fucked? its a kids game right?
This game is way too hard bros, I don't think I can make it.
>Popeye's Lingo Game.
Very nice.
>>344678779
>Action 52
NO FUCKING WAY
I REFUSE
>literal unbeatable meme game
>>344678779
I missed you. Weren't you chased off of /v/? Or has this continued since then?
>Shi Kin Jou
>146 stages puzzle game
Yeah, no. Rerolling.
Yay.
One question though, the game has two modes, and each mode has six different word categories. What counts as beating the game, just beating the two main modes once or do I have to beat the six word categories on each?
>characters waves his arms behind him during jumping animation
>causes to expand the hitbox to the rear trap and then dies
>jumping to close to the hole causes him to hit the ceilling way too soon then forcing him to land before the hole and then die
imagine being 5 and receiving this game for christmas
>>344688619
Yeah, yes.
no savestates
no guides
3 days
play the game fagget
I've never heard of this game before, it better not be shit
>>344688526
Fair reroll if it's honestly unbeatable, even the gauntlet isn't that sadistic
>>344688573
It went to /vg/ and died. Looks like /vr/ took it in at some point but it's dead there too now
>>344688736
Both modes once would probably do but I'll leave it to your judgement.
>>344688938
HOLY FUCK WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DOING??
>Died twice in less than 3 minutes
>can't even damage the boss
fug
>>344688938
That has to be the best name on the NES
>>344678779
Mega Man : Magical Girl Edition
I love MM and always wanted to beat this, now is the day
Food time, I'll be back later and start playing
>>344689682
AAAAH!
>>344689682
it's hard as balls, it seems you have two attacks:
A fan swing
A circular projectile
The fan does ABSOLUTELY nothing, and all enemies take multiple hits to kill, and there's no hitstun so they'll just dash through your hits shit all over you
The goal is to get a bunch of ying-yang symbols but don't know how to get them to spawn.
EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T WALK ON IN THIS SCREEM
My first game is Power Blazer on NES.
Let's do this.
more snakes randomly spawning on the wall as our first boss, so much pain for this, at least I know the first two screens by heart now
>>344688938
Avgn reviewed ita decade ago holy shithow old are you?
Mode B beaten. It works basically like Game A, but they don't tell you the original Japanese word. Also, since it's a game for children even if you fail one of the puzzles they let you advance to the next, you can see here I failed 6 and 7.
I believe this is one of the first games to come out for the Famicom, even before Mario. It's ok for what it is.
I can't check on a guide. I got this and I kinda (maybe?) remember playing it back in the day. Does this have an ending or something? Or should I beat a particular score?
>>344690486
>2006
>following e-celebs
ISHYGDDT
>>344690486
I've never really been a fan of youtube game reviews.
So I haven't seen it.
Twelve hundred knives and he still wont go down
>>344678779
Fire n Ice. Soundsfun
>>344690639
Looks like it just loops around with increased difficulty, beat the high score if there's one already there
>>344690453
Okay, this game is basically Mega Man, but you have a shitty short range boomerang instead. Enemies take forever to kill, I ran into an asshole with a boomerang and he had more range and took several hits, so unless you get upgrades for range you have to take damage, which is garbage.
Seems like it could be fun though.
>>344690375
LEVEL FOUR BABY
I wonder how many stages there are
>>344691046
ok so I died after throwing knives at this guy for 10minutes. I just noticed that despite being completely useless you have a lifebar that constantly depletes and doesn't refill between levels.
Fuck this shit life is too short to inflict aids on yourself like this
>>344691381
Dropped down a ladder and landed on top of an enemy who promptly killed me, this game sucks.
B-but I HATE BASEBALLLLL ;_;
>>344691801
Okay fuck Power Blazer, this thing spawn enemies which lock on to me and move towards me ABOVE me. I can't shoot upwards and the thing moves sideways at nearly the same speed as I do so it's gonna hit me.
Also the platforming is ridiculously tight, near pixel perfect jumps required at times.
>use the last of my energy getting past a corridor and into a locked room
>get an item that presumably opens up a teleporter in said room
>needs energy to use and none of the respawned enemies are dropping any
If I die and reset my exp before hitting level 4, I'm going to cry
>>344692225
Tank robot baseball vidya exists?
This looks interesting
>>344692671
>Tank robot baseball vidya exists?
Apparently. Also, how am I supposed to "complete" a sports game?
gg ez
EIGHT LEVELS
I think there are infinite continues.
I've only lost all of my lives once.
>>344692834
Does it have a tournament to win or anything similar?
God help me
>>344692671
>>344692225
I've never played the NES version but the SNES version was AMAZING
https://youtu.be/oFlKdzdnPVw?t=37
>>344693361
There's something called a "cyber league" but like literally everything in it is customizable like literally the number of games to the literal text of everything, even it being called a "cyber league" is customizable. This game is too muchhhhh
>>344693537
Playing this on the original console cause fuck emulators
>>344688081
Never played it on SNES but Micro Machines was GOAT on NES.
>>344690639
Just got here and lost. Game's pretty fun but I don't know what anything does except for the rainbow flag (floating for one jump). I'll assume nothing gives me more time and it's all just score.
>>344693624
God damn, I'm sucking at this game. Also homeruns can be seen from space.
>>344694101
Hold on, wasn't this the first game Kojima worked on?
>>344692770
I feel like the game is trying to give me a fucking seizure every time I kill a boss.
>>344694105
>tfw 3 spaceships for grand slam
>>344694415
I'll check the credits (although the levels repeat supposedly, so I doubt there'll be any credits).
It's always the same.
>oh this will be fun, I'll stick with it this time
>roll a game
>it sucks
>okay I'll just reroll it's only the beginning anyway
>nah that sounds boring
>I've played that already
>sounds gay
>sounds stupid
>nevermind
>>344689887
THE ADVENTURE BEGINS
I'll be using a translated romhack of the Japanese version since I want to understand the story and still have the animated cutscenes
>>344694582
I just checked myself, his first game was the sequel of the one you're playing.
>>344694610
So this plays a lot like Mega Man, but you start with all your powers
Here I'm using the ball spell to bounce projectiles to that enemy
>>344694461
And now it fucked up somehow. Can't tell if this is something with the rom or emulator or what but holy hell is the music annoying.
alright
>>344694728
what the fuck? i cant go past this tree.
here we go
>>344694956
the broom is rushjet
Holy shit. When you tag a base and its too close to call, you have to fucking punch each other in the robot face to death!
I don't know what to expect.
This level was very short for some strange reason
>Japan's level is the longest in the game
Go figure.
Aaaaaand the game's looping. What do I do, anons?
>>344695962
Get to stage 30
>>344695962
If the levels are looping, I would just consider the game beaten as soon as they start looping.
>>344695610
Where in the UK is that supposed to be?
first boss
>>344695216
stage 1-2 done, but i lost 2 lives
I got Super C. If I use the Konami Code cause I remember it does that count?
game over :(
>>344696326
sure if you're a casul
>>344696037
Maybe.
>>344696058
I would, too, I just want to know what other anons think.
>>344696103
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Antarctic_Territory
>>344696331
This game's hard but you can do it. There was a great speedrun of this on SGDQ, check it after you beat it.
>>344694956
It's Blantant Megaman Ripoff (tm)
at least the box art is kinda gnarly
>cooking princess vs vader.jpg
I got nightshade...
>>344696225
Game overed by falling into spikes in stage 1-3, now it's back to square one!
>got an untranslated japanese NES rpg
Do i still have to play?
>Street Fighter 2010 the Final Fight
I don't like fighting games, I'll pass.
>Rollerball
>It's just Pinball
Be back whenever.
>>344696561
That doesn't explain Japan though.
HOLY SHIT, barely a second left, too lucky
1st boss down BABYYYYY
>>344696932
I guess it's this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Showa_Station_(Antarctica)
>>344696868
just re-roll
>>344697203
No way. It has a translation apparently.
And fuck the gay "a week if rpg" rule, that's bullshit.
>>344697252
What's wrong about it?
>>344696868
See if it has an english patch, that's what I've used for Galivan
>>344696894
Street Fighter 2010 is not a fighting game, it's a hard as fuck sidescroller.
Also Gilligan's Island is one of those "where the fuck do I go" type of games
>>344697308
It's for the gays.
>>344697404
Some rpgs are much longer than most of the platformers and sidescrollers
Never actually played Mega man before
So this should be fun
ok rerollan because fuck Dragon's lair
Got Genghis Khan this time, we wuz wolf and doe edition
Anyone ever played this?
>>344697689
Nice, Mega Man 3 is my personal favorite of the NES games, hope you enjoy it.
So many options
Who's the best to start on?
I actually got to level 20, woah.
>>344697689
It's not as hard as people have made you believe.
Except for this one room that's complete bullshit if you don't know about it.
>>344697907
I always started Snake when I was a kid.
>>344697907
snek
Holy shit being a mongol warlord takes a lot of work and decision making, I thought all you had to do was ride your horse and slice heads
>>344697907
Metal because his power is the best one.
>>344697980
>Except for this one room that's complete bullshit if you don't know about it.
I think you are confusing that with 2 which is complete bs.
>>344697991
>>344698018
Guess i'll go snake then
>>344678779
>Silent Service
>realistic submarine simulator
>why.jpg
>>344698082
Nevermind, I didn't open the image and thought it said II.
Same goes for >>344698072
>kill boss and leave the screen
>immediately knocked back into it by an enemy
>boss is back
>saying no triggers locks the room and triggers the fight
>CP: 0
End me
>>344698660
oof, tough luck m8
>>344678779
There's a further updated version of that image that uses Charizard in place of that red demon.
Ogotai may only be 4 years old but he already shown some great martial qualities, I'll make him officer in my army
>>344696037
THE DREAM IS DEAD
I don't know if it counts, I still had a lot of fun and, I had been meaning to play this for a long time.
>>344698953
At what age can they be officers?
>posting this shit on this new /v/
Hilarious. Nothing will get done.
>>344698995
Good run, the game gets pretty tough in the later 20+ stages
>Wall Street Kid
Fuck this.
>>344698761
Against all odds it turns out she'll spare you if you answer yes and don't have enough, she's only half jew
>>344698723
Time to fight Thunder Man
He can morph into Quickman lasers that can curve
How do I deal with these snake heads?
I'm getting my ass handed to me
>>344699124
Don't you have CRTs to collect old man?
>>344698953
>>344698045
Neat, is this just mongolian RoTK?
>>344699064
don't know yet
>>344699312
Pro tip: Shoot it till it dies
>>344678779
Ys III Wanderer from Ys
What am I in for?
>Your SNES game is Lagoon
This shit looks like a Ys game, interested to try when I get home.
>>344699271
THUNDER MAN COULD NOT RESIST THE BALLS
>>344699312
JUMP 'N SHOOT
>>344699482
>Ys III Wanderer from Ys
You got an excuse to play the remake ys the oath in felghana instead.
Finished it 2 hours ago, its fun.
>>344699482
A good tough game, but you'll need to grind a bit
Got Kings of the Beach. Wasn't even in my +1000 roms folder.
Okay, the game I got is called Air Fortress for the NES. I just did a level of it, first part was a pretty standard sidescrolling shooter and the second part was a platforming segment where the little guy got off his spacebike and went into the fort to wreck shit up. Powerups I picked up during the shooter segment translated into jetpack fuel and missiles for the platformer segment. Pretty neat concept, not too hard yet but I'm getting the feeling this will get intense as fuck later on. These screenshots turned out a bit fucked up, but you can see the Mother Brain -looking motherfucker I killed at the end.
>>344699683
The answer is robots, and only magic can defeat them.
>>344699813
>>344699821
...and I'm dead. Oh boy.
>Your NES game is:
>Peter Pan and the Pirates
This is going to be some shit.
What a novel concept and way to try games you'd otherwise never play this is.
>Your NES game is
>Digger Legend of the Lost City
>>344700061
Not just trying them, but finishing them as well
>>344699482
If it even remotely interests you at all, check out the Ys games on steam. They're among my favorite games of all time.
I'd totally participate in this if I actually had free time on weekdays like some kind of filthy NEET.
>>344700448
So do it this weekend.
>>344698995
I got the LION KING on SNES. Isn't the Genesis version better, tho? That's a pity
>>344699161
Thanks, anon!
>>344699857
The plot thickens, and Doropie is super cute
>>344700576Yes.
>>344700568
>Isn't the Genesis version better, tho?
Either way, you're not going to beat it.
>Your NES game is Faxanadu
Neat. Gonna play on PSP though.
>>344700619
Yay, it's Ice Man's stage!
>>344700663
W-why?
>>344700834
The difficulty is ridiculous, so are the hitboxes
>this fucking music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36nKwmMdQek
Finally something I can groove to, the area 1 bgm was driving me insane
Never heard of this game.
It's apparently Japan only.
>>344700834
BecauseLUAU.
But seriously, the SNES version has wonky hit detection.
>>344700034
Okay, in the second level of the game I ran into:
- Pink spikes on the floor that disable your jetpack when you're hovering above them
- These barber's poles form hell that move up and down and will crush you if you get caught
- Homing projectiles launched by turrets that you can't destroy so you just have to fucking book it
- An evil clone of my little player character dude that killed me in three shots
This is going to take a while.
>>344701046
This actually plays really well.
Can I read the instruction manual for the game?
>>344700806
Took me a while to realize you can simply crouch under this
>>344701458
If you can find it
>>344701606
Well, I can't find it. Guess I'm going in blind.
I always ignored these threads before.
This sounds pretty fun actually. Thank you OP.
>>344701676
Did you check here?
replacementdocs.com/download.php?0.list.11.50.download_name.ASC
I'm stuck.
Also, I found bombs.
How relevant
I'm down, own that shit physical too
>>344701390
>>344702086
Karen has a NES game?
And I beat the first boss.
>>344702086
>>344701390
>Aspec Raido
Play that shit in 4:3
>>344701046
>>344701390
>never heard or played magical pop'n before
you're in for a treat
>>344699963
this game is actually pretty good
I got the Great Waldo Search and beat this 'game' on Expert mode. Are there really only fives levels? What a piece of shit.
>>344702473
SNES9X doesn't have the option.
If I turn stretching off the screen becomes tiny.
>>344701918
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HuGeoYtgfnw
I take it back OP
>>344702548
Yeah it's a terrible game
>>344701536
Fuck, my screenshots failed for the end of stage 2
I beat the nano-tamagotchi boss, and now Doropie's friend has been taken prisoner into the dreaded underwater stage. But it must be a trap!
>>344702605
yes it does
move over casuals
>>344701390
It's a fun, cute game.VA was found lying face-down on the floor when medics forced their way into her place. She had been dead for about seven days, police said.
>>344702782
OH GOD THERE IS ACTUALLY AN OXYGEN METER
AND ITS DRAINING FAST
>>344702895
You picked the hardest game in the lot, I hope you're ready
>>344702670
>>344702895
you were made for each other
>>344702548
>Are there really only fives levels?
Welcome to Shovelware famiglia.
>>344702829
Oh, I'm still on 1.43.
Now I have to start all over again.
Alright, I liked the cartoon well enough. Let's see what the game is like.
Robodemons, never heard of it. This will probably end in sadness but fuck it
>>344680784
I own the cartridge. Five year old me says good luck, you'll need it.
>>344703321
I wasn't expecting a platformer. I learned the hard way you can't jump on enemies. You have to use this shitty bite attack.
>>344697689
It's the best game of the original series.
>>344702956
I got to the final part of the stage through sheer luck
At this point I'm only speedrunning and surviving on lucky health drops, will probably die soon
>>344703483
Look at that smug little fuck.
>>344703734
Nice joke there. 4 is the best of the NES mega man games. 3 is clunky as fuck.
lets do this shit bitches
>>344703760
What emulator are you using?
Time to start anew.
The music is different now for some reason, what's up with that?
>>344702951
Thanks. Now with every action I take all I can hear is the voice of the dead.
>>344700159
And then I killed myself with TNT and fall damage in stage 2 and GAME OVER'd.
>>344703916
Well meme'd my lad!
This shit's deceptively tough, but at least there's no real penalty for dying.
>>344703996
Linux build of Nestopia.
Why were Western games so trash in the NES era?
>Select to start the game, all other buttons show the credits
Graphics aren't bad, I guess.
>>344704168
Seriously how am I memeing? Your that upset I have a different opinion? I like 3 but its glitchy and incomplete.
4>1=2>3=6>5
Anyone here play heavy barrel on NES?
Also can these become a thing? This thread is great, people actually playing video games.
FOR ANY ANON THAT ROLLS A GAME THAT IS COMPLETE UNBEARABLE SHIT. I PROVIDE TO YOU AN ALTERNATIVE.
>>344703324
The level of flesh, what the fuck with this game. Third level, it's not too bad once I've gotten the hang of it a little.
nailed round one
Anyone rolled Holy Diver yet? Now that would be getting fucked over
>>344704297
A lot of western console games were poor ports of home computer games.
>>344704462
>not sucking it up and playing shovelware
joe takes round 2, sandy continues to be a scrub
>>344704594
>>344704462
Is Metal Storm shovel-ware?
>roll ps1
>get Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3
AWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEAAAAAA
>>344693731
That game's actually not awful though, til near the end when it gets a little bullshit.
>>344678779
>Get mortal kombat 3 for snes
sigh fucking cheating button reading ai bullshit.
>>344704740
Of course not, it's a great platformer
>>344704462
I was lucky enough to get that before, excellent game
>>344704343
4 takes a huge dip in difficulty level, making it more accessible to casuals and ultimately not as fun. The mega buster charge shot is a nice addition, but 4 has its worst execution. 1, 7, and 8 are by far the worst.
>>344681580
that game is so fucking good but hard as shit
great music
>>344704178
Alright, first boss. I also discovered that there's a bomb weapon which makes the game exponentially easier. Still not entirely sure what those icons on the bottom are.
I was expecting to be able to ride the tank.
what is the best nes emulator?
>vertical shootemup
JUST
>>344705295
Nestopia
>>344704759
>starting at ps1
think you've misunderstood OP m9
>>344705295
puNES is good enough
>>344705295
I'm using FCEUX.
>>344705391
>>344705479
>>344705487
jesus christ
Here's what I've got so far.
You play as a kid with a tiny dagger with no reach, but incredible stunlock ability. He can only stab forwards.
You can collect blue lockboxes. They are your health. You can gather a lot of them, but you have practically no invulnerability.
If you hold up, you can fly. This consumes (F), which is seen in the status bar and can be replenished by picking up (F) bags. Each bag sets it to exactly 250. Touching an enemy causes you to fall down.
You can't end a level without killing all of the pirates. The pirates are not really threatening and just pace back and forth. The swooping bats, man-sized drop spiders (!), and falling pine needles are your real enemies, and infinitely respawn.
I don't think this game has continues.
What the fuck, I had no idea this had an NES version.
An SNES couldn't even do it properly, let alone the NES. This is going to be ass.
>>344704740
No, one of the best games on the system. I just meant the gauntlet isn't about playing the best each system has to offer, sometimes you get lucky and sometimes you don't.
sandy actually ended up winning but i got it at the second try. now to play for a prize!
it begins
i dont know if i can keep up with the screen shots
would be much easier to stream or record for YT
>>344703754
Aqua Knight is down! The shield power is super strong.
>>344705386
>made by Hudson
I'm not seeing the problem here.
>>344705931
Story time
Got mother fucking Darkwing Duck. I'll get right on it in the morning.
>>344706019
>>344706102
D:
fuck this game
i cant get past the first level
>>344706212
Doropie unsealed the empress in exchange of Kagemaru's life, but he looks like he's dying anyway
>>344706224
i cant do it
Not sure what to expect here.
Oh god what am I playing
>>344706301
Magical arse kicking mode engaged
The next stage's song is amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTsj_4JvLtk
>>344706354
You got three days
>>344678779
Oh man, I loved this. I remember I got some Japanese Frog-water Balloon Bomberman game. Was fun.
>>344706373
Oh boy, are you in for an exciting game.
>>344678779
>Complete it within 3 days without a guide
I remember it being 24 hours, what happened? And now it is way more than 7 games. I think I'll stick to the old version, or not at all.
You are now hearing this in your head.
>>344706594
it's always been 3 days
What do I do if the game repeats the same levels over and over with a different palette?
>>344706594
It was 3 days even back then
>now it is way more than 7 games
Yeah that seems to be a /vr/ tweak but I don't mind it
I give up. I'm only 15 minutes in and I give up.
This is unplayable.
>>344706439
what's you're opinion on the game? looks kinda neat
>>344706487
Emuparadise had it rated at 4.58/5. I'm expecting GOTY.
I hope Pamela is waifu material.
>>344706880
Yeah it looks god awful, ports are usually pretty bad on the nes
i was about to give up but then i beat the first level
>>344705180
That's stage 1 done.
Neat, I was just playing this game
>>344706925
I guess one of my relatives died and I stand to inherit an metric assload of money but I have conditions.
Step 1. Play the stock market
Step 2. Get a waifu
Step 3. Obtain baller crib
>>344707279
>>344707051
Good job, keep at it
Oh. Oh no.I actually love this game but god damn it if I'm not going to get stuck for a while
>>344707131
And on to A2. You really have to mash the A button to get out of this quicksand.
>>344706760
>>344706674
Huh, maybe 24 hours was hard/NEET mode. I'm still disappointed about adding so many extra systems. It would be one thing if they were placed at the end, past the others but they're mixed in with the original 7.
Maybe I'm misremembering this too.
>>344707279
it's a shame you didnt get the GBC version, it cuts the grinding by half
>>344707389
Enjoy death mountain
>>344685978
Truly the Dark Souls of nes
I got 1943 I remember playing the arcade at a dairy queen once and liking it a lot
>Princesstual Orgy
What the fuck is this.
I can't find a rom.
>>344707389
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
the game isnt bad then it just gets hard as shit when those axe throwing assoles show up
and also
>dark nuts
there's 3 difficulty settings for wheel of fortune jr and i put it on the hardest one to be fair since it's an easy get but goddamn those bots are hard to beat.
>>344707458
Can't remember what the originals were anymore but I think the additions were supposed to give people a choice between two systems when progressing. Might go archive delving at some point to check
I just realized I have no idea what I'm doing.
Send help.
This game looks like shit. I bet it is hard as balls though.
>>344707830
Search for Tashiro Masashi no Princess ga Ippai and grab the english patch
>>344708090
You have to diversify your portfolio.
Alright let's fucking do this.
How bad can it be?
>>344708078
PANCAKES
>>344707830
>Princesstual Orgy
Now that's a fucking game title!
Never heard of this game. I guess I'll give it a go.
I got Honoo No Toukyuuji - Dodge Danpei.
I can't play this shit.
Never heard of this.
Let's see if it's any good.
Help im getting my ass kicked by skeletons
>>344708327
The second boss is in a pit of fucking quicksand.
I think this one doesn't exist so I will play F-15 Strike Eagle
>>344708090
>>344708232
I just spent $350,000 on stock in two companies. BOING, an airplane manufacturer, and Firedman's, an insurance firm looking to diversify.
Also, I'm apparently going out with this hot blond who refuses to see me. Story of my life.
FUCK.
I finally beat those fucking bots and now i screwed myself over on the final round.
Any ideas?
>>344708446
Got that last time I'm sure, fun game
This is shit and I hate it already.
FUCK all my precious gold for that chain armor is gone now
>>344708687
It's not. It's one of the worst games on the NES
>>344708926
forgot pic
>>344678779
>Super Mario Bros 2
alright I can do this shit
I finally make it to snake man and he kicks my ass. How do I deal with him?
>inb4 jump and shoot
>>344708731
You can literally just swim in the quicksand and never get hit. I did dies once from sinking too far though.
>>344709032
okay i think the second word is prize but im clueless on the first. grand, first, money don't work
>>344708687
The controls are really weird. You either jump high or low, and it seems to be completely random which one you get every time you press jump. Holding or tapping doesn't make a difference.
There's no invincibility frames, so you can die nearly instantly from an enemy.
Does anyone know if this is based on an anime or something?
Got River City Ransom, never played it before but here I go
>>344708478
http://www.romhacking.net/translations/1255/
Now you can :^)
>>344709127
EXPAND
>>344709073
Try jumping and shooting
Choose for me /v/, first reply.
>>344709073
needle man is the best to start with in my opinion, needle cannon is pretty good and snake man's weakness
>>344709365
bowser
>>344709365
Go weegee
>>344709032BOOBY
>>344709365
Waluigi ftw
That's what I love of Mega Man 3. I think it has the most balanced robot masters. You can start with whoever you want.
>>344708983
This game is shit. You move like a turtle that's trying to hold in a shit and you can only jump up with next to no maneuverability. Enemies move faster than you too, so if you fuck up a jump you're already dead but you can't do anything about it for several seconds until the game actually kills you.
I miss my water Balloon bomberman game, that shit was the tits.
>>344709426
Alrighty, here we go. I'll only post screenshots of interesting things or bosses from here on out.
>>344708823
>giant cockroach invasion
Thank god I didn't buy stock in Raid.
>>344708772
holy shit that was fast (i consider the credits as a game beaten)
>>344708313
This game is somehow not absolute crap, it just throws random shit at you sometimes though, also no pausing.
>>344706439
Air Man's stage is scary, but the infinite Broom Jet makes it fair
>>344706895
It's a very good Mega Man knock off, it controls and plays super well.
The stages seem really tough, but you have infinite spells so you need to use them to their full extent to survive. Imagine a Mega Man game where you start right off the bat with all your abilities at Wily stages
I think I got lucky to roll this one!
>>344708720
Grind my friend
>>344700726
Fuck why can't I buy a new shield? The guy says I can't carry any more.
>>344709495
i actually guessed booby before seeing this and it was correct, thanks anon. got some killer ten speed bikes.
>Dr. Jekyll and Mr.Hyde
C-can I reroll?
>>344709701
I love the dumb "messages from your friends" before boss fights, they never give you actual tips to defeat them
Is it wiser to use the energy tank during the fight or save it?
This is my best run so far
ill get on this shit tomorrow
>>344709816
It's not hard, just tedious as shit.
Skulls and Crossbones. This looks promising.
>>344709546
Finally made it to the end of the first level. Boss is some hamster fucker that farts at you and tries to crush you with his hammer cheeks.
>>344709749
check to see if you already got one?
>>344709572
damn it's kind of annoying how slippery controlling luigi is
>>344709837
Get rekt boss #4, I will miss your stage music
got yo noid
what am i in for
>>344710049
Never imitate Luigi's run while driving. Only bad things can happen.
>>344710112
Doropie is tired of the Empress' shit and so am I
>>344710047
Says no shield every time. And WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE RARE ASS WING BOOTS SINGLE USE
>>344710150
One shot cheap deaths, very frustrating game
Rolled Metal Mech.
This is probably going to be easy as hell lololololkillme
>>344709356
These worms are absolutely the worst. They jump around all quickly, you know, like worms do. Really tough to hit with the bombs and the devs tend to place them right at jumps over pits.
>>344710191
Next stage is in space ???
>>344710218
There's only a few specific areas you need the wing boots, load your inventory with potions and a few keys
>>344710030
I've got to get the princess' booty
>>344710034
We Big Trouble in Little China now?
>>344710239
I see
isn't that the mascot from domino's pizza?
>>344710283
And it starts right with the boss fight, is this the final confrontation?
>>344710341
Already wasted them in that sandy place to get that Red Potion which kind of sucked. I want to find a Joker Key already for that locked door.
Game is fun.
>>344710273
Third boss. You basically just duck in these pits and attack.
>>344710503
oh shit she morphed into Copy Doropie
>>344710453
Yep, he's one creepy ass mascot
>only 171HP left after the lava gauntlet outside
Nope.jpg
>>344710567
His second phase was a little harder but still EZPZ.
>>344710434
Well, he's dead. Again. If you die you need to go all the way back to the start. I got 20,000 last time, damn shame.
The boss was kinda fun, but the levels are ass.
>>344710049
Warped to world 4
Who am I now /v/
>>344710557
You're gonna do a lot of exploration in the game, here's a tip, visit the priest often, after you reach a set amount of experience he gives you a new title. Everytime you die, you receive a set amount of gold at the respawn based off the title
>>344710775
Now I have to catch a bird for some reason?
>>344709073
>>344709365
hard man is the easiest 1st
just get to him with a full life bar or a life in reserve, slide under his attack, unload into his face, and repeat
then you'll have the hard knuckle for the big snakes in snake man's stage
>>344710815
Toad
Toad for that fast pickup.
>>344710910
20 lbs. of pussy and ass
>>344710956
>>344710964
My niggas, Toad is the best
>>344709276
Smooth one, Alex
>>344709856
save it
die, come in with a full life bar, if it gets drained you use the tank for a 2nd lifebar
if you use it on a run with half a life bar you only get one-and-a-half bars instead of 2
also if you come in with half a life bar but a life in reserve, just test weapons and figure out patterns. then you die and use your full life bar as your real run, instead of going in short on health and ripping through the weapon you need without killing him
>>344711176
Damn how do I get fceux to take bigger screenshots
Well the second level hasn't been as bad. Introduces Birds in an NES game, which can't be good.
This game is a chore to take pictures of since it spawns infinite blue shyguys from both sides of the screen at you every second. The Koala shyguys and the Bomb throwing ones in the tree in this level were fun though.
>you can hit him through the pillar in the center
I feel like a bit of a dumbass now
He's way easier when I can just wail on him at all times
>>344711268
you can always screensave and crop in paint
>>344711048
>tfw you start getting the impossible to read legacy captchas
>>344711059
Fuck these things
You can't tell but there are three of them
Well I got this now
Where should I go next
>>344710503
Nvm this is the empress
I have to beat the doppelganger in her both form then this all on the same lifebar
There are no etanks. This will take a while
>>344711059
toad's really only good when you have to pick up the entire desert
i'd use princess, her squat-float-jump makes her a small target for the spearbug assholes
>>344711478
Gemini or Top
>>344711280
Second level done. Boss went so fast I didn't even get a screenshot, some guy with a ball n chain where you had to stab him between the ball swings.
This game would be better if you didn't need to start over from the beginning when you died, and when you didn't die in one hit. Is a super mushroom too much to ask for? Or any power up?
>>344711478
gemini is weak to snake
but i'd do hard with the mega buster
Before I even begin to do this, how much of a pain is it to get the Zapper working on an emulator?
It should be pretty quick if I can just use my mouse for it.
My ladyfriend wants a dog. What do.
>>344711646
Shit tier dogs, neither!
>>344711646
tell her to get off her pampered ass and get a job
>>344711585
>>344711618
Guess I'll try Gemini for now
>>344711641
You can use your mouse, makes the games pretty trivial though
>>344711869
if you have trouble getting to the end of the stage, take a different boss route and you'll get a submarine
>>344711641
Why is the Highlander hanging out with Arnie?
>>344711646
>>344711774
>>344711859
"Oh, bummer!"
I expected more choices considering there were four dogs on screen but it just abruptly booted me back to my apartment.
>Ladyfriend will remember that
>>344711059
Lost a life because I didn't know the water coming out of the whale hurt you
God damn the part right before was full on JUMP JUMP SLIDE SLIDE
>>344711614
Third level boss. Hope you enjoy the screenshot since I nearly died getting it.
This is a terrible game, but it would be better without those blue shyguys.
>>344712091
Gotta go fast
>>344712091
i told you to take the princess
there's a warp zone to the left i think
>>344712091
things aren't looking good
>>344712148
Think you'll be able to complete it?
Just got Fire Emblem, hope its something good. The smash characters are good.
Do I win
>>344712204
what part of "first reply decides" don't you understand, tripfaggot?
mmmkay
>>344712302
if you're content with choosing the first pick then why are you bitching about your dire situation you colossal faggot
also you know there's a 16-bit remake that's better hey
>>344712330
the game is about punching muslims
>>344712446
>1. Go here http://s3kr.it/gauntlet.html and roll a NES game
>a NES game
tripfags everyone
Not only is it Concentration but I also have to solve picture puzzles to guess the names of people who died before I was born.
Anyone who played this shit and knows how many rounds there are?
>>344712446
I never complained about being Toad, you dolt
>>344712265
I don't even know what hurts you with bosses and not. The second boss's giant flail couldn't hurt me on the second go, and neither could he. He just ran through me and I stunlocked him.
Third boss has an interesting gimmick. When you hit her, she splits in two and the chunks start throwing arrows. Hit those and they split into bird things that "attack" you, but don't seem to do any damage. Those ones turn into a swarm of bird that don't seem to hurt either.
Luckily killing her got me another life.
The worst thing about this is the controls. You have no speed or freedom of movement, just one slow move speed and an even worse jump. It's just not very fun.
>>344712462
This whale has led to more than a few deaths.
>>344712872
Forgot pic
>>344712223
damn ran out of continues
I now get why the warp zone takes you so far ahead
>>344711484
So long gay Wily
>>344713021
Hey wait a second I'm not playing SMT
>>344713102
Doropie returns home in her spacepod and Kagemaru's still alive
Think I'll join you guys, wish me luck
>>344713258
And thus ends the magical adventure!
>>344713367
Good job!
Ah yes, now our most ancient of foes for the ninja: Tiny bubbles of water.
I bet these things kill you and I don't want to find out.
I haven't died much since the first level, but it was pretty shit since it only had endlessly spawning guys that run faster than you from both sides of the screen.
>>344712554
Looks like it was best of 3 and then the final round. Almost ran out of time but look /v/ I won a LeBaron! Guess you could say ILeBaronlymade it.
>>344711884
Neat.
Let's see where this takes me.
>>344713367i missed it but she winks when the text appears
>>344713592
Caaarlos
>>344712989
This guy's second phase was really fast so I ended up just spamming bombs and hoping he got caught in the splash damage.
>>344713021
I got three snifits in a row twice
Now let's not waste these lives
>>344713715
This is my next roll. Please tell me it's fun
Looks crazy
>>344713957
Oh fuck a water level. The mechanics are really wonky. You're basically always floating upwards.
>>344714002
ok im bored of this game now
rerolll
>>344713314
It's a shoot'em up where everything kills you in one hit and you're as big as a fridge. It'll be a pain getting through this
>>344714146
That's one of the best NES games though, it can only go downhill from there.
Image limit reached.
>>344714390
you weren't kidding
I just got Castlevania III've beaten it before so this will be no sweat
>>344714390
>downhill
But the original and 3 are better.
>>344712278
I think it is an animated rpg thats linear with civ style strategic combat. Im interested
>>344714506
Yes, but you're more likely to get something shit. Like he did.
>>344714390
Someone should make a new thread,or just go to /vr/
>>344714697
But I like Castlevania II
>>344715431
>>344715431
>>344715431
I made a new thread
Holy shit Golgo 13 is hella fun.
It wen't from a sidescrolling jump and shoot to a bullet hell.
>>344710670
This game has some impressive spritework for a famicom game