Ok /v/ let's find ways to kill this boss
I always use cheat engine to give me invincibility in the original mario. Fuck this "enemy" artificial difficulty.
Since poise is broken as fuck in all the games in this shit series try lighter armor and (I know the timing is tight) parrying the enemy as its walking AWAY from you
>>344669941
jump on his head.
>>344670382
that'll kill you for sure
fucking scrub
>>344669941
Just go to the options and select the gameplay skip so you can go straight to each cutscene.
Have you tried talking to him?
Perhaps you can talk him down.
>>344670382
>goomba stomping
>in a Mario game
fucking pick one
>>344670486
>>344670667
Here, I found a video guide for you.
Legit, it works.
https://youtu.be/Aw3AwK74wWQ?t=12
>>344670493
I did so and it seems I instantly saved the princess.
What a glorious insight in today's society, the very fact that there are shorter easier choices to make rather than a path of devious murder.
>>344670765
>ROM hacks
>>344670765
>those graphics
>that framerate
Holy fucking shit are sonyfags this delusional?
>>344670765
looks fake
Did you try building up speed for 12 hours to warp past it?
>>344669941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGOxKEVs1AM
reposition outside check1
>ive got this, kid
>>344669941
killing in a game made for children?
wtf is wrong with you
>>344670863
>>344670873
>>344670874
it's legit guys, that's literally how you kill enemies in super mario.
>>344670873
>sony
?
>>344669941
Have you tried attacking from behind?
This is boss fighting 101. If attacking from the front doesn't work, try the back.
>>344669941
thats a mushroom you are supoused to eat it. Believe me my wife's son works for nintendo.
>>344670960
t. someone who has never played super mario
>>344671040
but I have?
What are you talking about?
Go play the fucking game before you judge others.
I was thinking about buying this game
What other classes does this game have? What are the skill trees like? Will I be overwhelmed?
>>344670960
>it's legit guys
Stop posting, anytime.
>>344671140
Theres a plumber class
>>344669941
is this app any good?
>>344671191
What about the carpenter class?
>>344671140
There's a fire mage class
>>344669941
Why do you have to kill him? Can you just jump on that square?
>>344671140
For your growths and stats it matters which brother you pick.
Guys, I finally got to the final boss but the only way to kill him is with that axe
I don't have any points into one handed weapons so I can't even dent him like what the fuck
Give him a life stone.
>ITT: LOOK HOW FUNNY I AM BEING BY PRETENDING TO NOT KNOW HOW TO PLAY ORIGINAL MARIO, AIN'T I SO IRONIC XD XD XD
>>344671580
>axe
that looks fake as shit
also the fuck is that, a turtle?
>>344671689
nice bait, upvoted
Try to persuade him into surrendering
>>344671806
This
How high is you charisma stat OP?
>>344671689
>tumblr file name with frogposting
This is some good bait
>>344670765
What the fuck's wrong with the sound
>>344671580
How are you supposed to get the axe if he's in front of it, fucking artificial difficulty.
>>344670382
>pressing the A button in a Mario game
fucking scum
>>344670534
>>/utg/
>>344671580
That's what you get for speccing as a Pyromancer.
>>344669941
Punch the shit out of him.
>tumblr
>derailing a thread with meme frog
end you life quick and painfully please.
>>344671771
>>344671886
>pointing out the obvious is bait
Off to reddit now
I had never seen that one. How do you get to it?
It's amazing how people keep finding content in this game.
>>344671979
If you invested into any spells that can get the Turtle King's attention, you can sneak around him to grab the axe.
>>344671868
5
>>344670382
>touching enemies
I tried that once, it killed me.
>>344672151
But if I invested in spells then my two handed weapons will barely do any damage, how am I supposed to kill him with an axe if it will do less than my fire spell?
>>344669941
did you get gundam?
There's also warp magic in this game.
>>344672321
Sure there is
>inb4 my dad works at Nintendo
>all these niggas not knowing how to parry
>>344672157
You got a 50/50 shot
just run into him until you pass the skill check
>>344669941
I couldn't kill that boss, no matter how hard I try. :(
>>344669941
It's a puzzle, you're supposed to move the block above you in front of the boss. Then you have to create a portal on top of it and on top of the fourth question block (the other blocks are traps), then you go through it and run to the end of the screen.
>>344669941
Hit it over the head with the coin you get before fighting it.
>>344669941
>Try Jumping
>Try stabbing in the back
Did you even read the messages around him, OP?
>>344672269
no no, see, it's "Petuh", russian jail slong for "queer". If you touch petuh-you become petuh, too, and now the whole cell has right to fuck you, you are now zashkvared. There are only 2 exeptions. You may only touch petuh with your dick or, if you have to beat them, you may only do so with your feet, so you don't get zashkvar.
Same applies here. You may only touch enemy with your feet, if you touch it with anything else-you zashkvar and become petuh.
>>344669941
Did you try circle strafing?
Hide in the bushes, idiot, you can do a takedown when it gets near
Never played a stealth game before?
>>344669941
You hit the question mark box and it tells you what to do stupid
>>344669941
I know, that block above Mario, you might be able to drop it on him or hit him with it somehow.
>>344669941
Backstabs always work. Don't forget to fill on semen on your way to the next enemy (Which is just the boss, but as a normal enemy)
>>344669941
Say mean things to it to lower its self-esteem, then move in for the kill.
What about DLC? Is there a discount for the season pass?
>>344671580
that's a loudspeaker you mongloid
>>344672975
Yeah, if you get the $25 season pass, the DLC is free. I think it includes a green Mario.
>>344672620
I don't think that this particular boss represents the Petuh (or Cock), because I've seen promotional screenshots from later areas and I've noticed that some bosses had wings. They must represent the status of Petuh and those bosses can be killed by your feet, but this guy doesn't have any wings to him and I doubt that the same rules apply to every boss in the game.
>>344672975
It's just a weapons pack and palette swapped costumes
>>344673232
you never know until you try.
Only one way to find out, anon.
>>344669941
>HATE BOWSER (yes)
>HATE BOWSER (no)
I'm fucking sick and tired of these "retro" graphics
Indie hipster bullshit
>>344669941
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>>344673835
Hello?
>>344674034
Hello?
>>344670382
>pressing a
>>344674034
>>344674101
Hey guys
>>344674101
Hi.
>>344674190
Hey buddy
>>344674034
Is it me you're looking for?
>>344674573
Sup
>>344674678
Ohaiyo
>>344673835
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>Cuff
What did he mean by this?
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>>344675675
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Did you try jumping on its head?
Is there maybe a gun or a chest high wall you can use to defend yourself?