So /v/, have you ever had any weird experiences with tards and vidya?
I'll start with my own story.
>One time for a summer job two years ago, I was a camp counselor
>Counselors got assigned to cabins with children instead of having their own cabins
>I was told it was because they wanted us to bond with the children we supervised but I thought it was just because they didn't want the counselors to fuck each other
>Anyway
>My cabin had this one 12 year old kid
>We'll call him Mark
>Mark didn't fit in well with the others
>Mainly because this dude was very autistic
>He had no inside voice of any kind and always sort of reeked
>He also never shut up about Minecraft
>In free time he'd always watch videos of it or play it on his phone
>He kept inviting people to join him but they'd always violently refuse
>Feel kinda bad for him, decide to humor him one day
>"Hey there, Mark! Is it okay if I play with you?"
>"YAAAAY COUNSEL MAN!"
>okay
>He's elated that he has a friend
>I help him find diamond because he's actually shit at minecraft himself
>he screams and starts laughing
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>But that very same night
>That same fucking night
>I wake up in the middle of the night
>One of the other kids woke me up
>"Sorry to wake you Mr. Anon, but Mark is being really weird."
>oh shit please no
>Mark had a top bunk
>And the first thing I saw on his bunk was not Mark
>but his discarded shorts and boxers
>And he was on this bunk, phone in hand, on full blast
>Watching that one YouTube video of Minecraft porn
>one of his hands are under the covers
>Surprisingly, only the kid that woke me and two others had woken up out of 12
>"Mark? Buddy?" I ask
>Mark looks at me for a second in fear, but then goes back to spoiling himself
>I have to diffuse this situation before more kid wake up, I don't want Mark to be bullied even more than he is
>So obviously I fucking run up and tear the covers off the kid
cont.
Bumping for interest, carry on OP
Did you suck his dick?
>>344663663
Don't leave me hanging man.
oh wow this is getting interesting
waiting for more
>>344663663
Continue please
>Not preparing the whole story before posting so others won't have to wait five years for continuation
Fuck you OP,but please, continue
Give me more I'll give you more
I gotta go to work hurry up man.
>>344663663
>have you ever had any weird experiences with tards and vidya?
Yeah. I'm on /v/ all the time.
>>344663663
>Almost immediately, Mark drops his phone and starts screaming
>But he doesn't stop jerkin his gherkin, what the fuck
>As if on cue, the other kids in my cabin wake up
>I will never forget what he said next
>"CONCELOR SAW ME ITCH MY PEEPEE!"
>he continues screaming
>It's around this time that the kids are lucid enough to realize what's going on and either laugh or scream with him
>Mark is scared now, startled by the loud noises
>He jumps off his bunk, lands on the cabin floor and starts running out the door
>He hasn't stopped screaming "COUNSELOR SAW ME ITCH MY PEEPEE" or jerking it
>The lights in the camp flick on, and I'm struck with the realization I'm responsible for this kid
>shit
>I run out of the cabin in my boxers and a t-shirt in a futile attempt to un-fuck myself
>Mark is surprisingly fast, it takes a while to wrangle him
>The exact moment I catch him
>The EXACT moment
>Other counselors and a couple of kids step out of their cabins
>I sort of tackled Mark to tackle him
>And there I lie, In my boxers and a t-shirt on top of a bottomless kid who is furiously jerking off and screaming
>start to sweat, I don't know how to explain this
>But then something horrible happens that still keeps me up at night
>Mark cums
>And he shoots in my FACE
>I scream "UUUGRHG WHY" and Mark just makes that weird grunting noise that horses make after they run for a while
>Everyone starts either laughing or screaming
>I think I see one counselor lady barf while trying to shield a kids eyes
>MFW this whole situation
The kids in my cabin helped me explain what happened to my superiors and Mark was taken home the next day. We never talked about it again, though, and the kid who woke me couldn't look me in the eye after that.
I don't know what I hoped to accomplish after ripping off his covers.
>>344663663
>>344665263
holy fuck man
>>344665263
>>344665263
>>344665263
Fucking hell anon.
>>344663663
>>344665263
I don't believe a word of this but it was a fun read regardless.
>>344665263
>>344665263
>>344663663
Jesus Christ man.
>>344665263
Shooting ink is a defense mechanism of squids.
Guess he was imitating his favorite creature in minecraft...
>>344665263
I'm inclined to not believe this but fucking hell it's just too good
>>344665557
Is that a meerkat or a dog in the pizza?
Fug man
>>344665263
Why
Why didn't he stop jerking it
Most importantly, why did they allow a kid with such autism spectrum to go to summer camp? Isn't that like ACTUALLY dangerous if he didn't have a therapeutic assistant or something like that?
>>344665827
I thought it looked like a chihuahua
>>344665263
holy shit
As promised, I have a desire for more stories though.
>>344665263
>lying on the Internet
>>344665835
Shitty parents.
>>344665263
What the fuck are you even supposed to do in this situation?
>>344665835
>>344665676
>>344665594
>>344666154
OP here, I don't wanna believe it happened either, but I can't forget now
Here's the video if you wanted to watch it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9nQthMijrc
Also, post your own stories please. I need to know I'm not alone.
>be around 13ish so over 10 years ago
>be at friends house for his birthday or what ever
>about 5 of us
>2 girls and 3 guys
>taking turns playing soul calibur 2 and mario kart
>friend has 2 little brothers
>littlest brother is between 6 and 8 has some wack ADHD or something
>red headed bastard child
>we're all playing and having a good time when this kid enters the room
>he starts screaming that he wants to play
>friend tells him to go away but the kid keeps spazing at him
>I tell my friend to humor him at let the kid play for a round or two
>of course the kid fucks around in soul calibur and throws a tantrum when he loses
>friend gets pissed off enough that he drags him out of the room and locks the door
>kid is pounding on the door screaming and then silence
>10 mins later his fucking horrible trailer trash like grandmother pounds on the door screaming at my friend
>gets mad that they locked the kid out (probably because he went to go bother her)
>kid comes in and it's a repeat of before
>friend is fucking pissed and kicks him out again
>the kid didn't protest and just left weirdly enough
>10 mins later the door bursts open and the kid runs in fucking naked
Cont.
>>344665263
Amazing.
>>344666334
>it's another naked sperg episode
Why is this so common
>>344666328
Dear fucking christ why does this exist
>>344666328
Did he have it on loop or was he manually restarting the video?
Either one sounds hilarious
I am monitoring this thread
>>344666575
Because Satan is lewd and tards are Satan
>>344666334
>the kid runs in and starts screaming like a fucking retard
>friends face goes white while all of us are wtfing
>kid runs and jumps on top of one of the girls there, grabs on and starts humping like a jackhammer
>girl starts screaming as we all try to get the kid off her
>the kid had some kind of tard strength and would NOT let go
>after minutes of dealing with this fucking kid my friend snaps
>gives his little brother the fucking most majestic soundwave producing backhand I have ever seen
>the little brother lets go of the girl and flew against the wall
>the kid just stood there and ran out of the room
>everyone is looking around recoiling of what just happened and we go back to vidya
>minutes later his grandmother comes in and beats my friend with a cordless phone infront of us
>fucking SCREAMS at my friend for hitting his brother
>we try to explain to her what happened but she yelled at us too and said she would send us all home if we didn't get along with shit kid
>kid is now clothed and is sitting there with a controller with a shit eating grin
>kid somehow beats my friend in soul calibur by spamming grabs with Link
>starts to taunt my friend
>friend fucking picks the kid up, puts him in a storage chest and locks it
>friend goes back to playing vidya as if nothing happened while we all just silently look at eachother
>Kid is screaming in the chest for a good 20 to 30 minutes then just goes quiet
>kid remains in chest for close to 2 hours when one of the girls let him out
>kid pissed himself while he was inside
>kid slowly walks out of the room looking directly at the ground and we never saw him again for the rest of the night
>>344666334
>>344667136
That's some escalation right fucking there, god damn
>>344667136
what a madhouse holy shit
>>344666334
>>344667136what
>>344667136
wew
Could have died from that you know
>>344665079
>That film
>You will never have a beautiful ex pornstar, ashamed of her past, fall in love with you and be your loyal QT waifu till the day you die
>>344666334
>>344667136
>kid runs and jumps on top of one of the girls there, grabs on and starts humping like a jackhammer
>>344667136
>not calling your mother or somehow just gtfo'ing that whole situation as soon as a naked spaz sexually assaults someone
>>344667136
I locked my cousin in a chest for being a shit once, good times. He wasn't anywhere near this bad tho
>>344666864
I can only assume he had to manually restart it a couple of times because some kids woke up and it's a one minute video
I also wasn't awake for the first few replays so yeah.
>>344667438
I know right, seems like a genuinely nice person too.
Doesn't have to do with 'tards but bear with me
>be me
>marathoned all 3 spyro games in one day
>tired as fuck
>go to bed
>start dreaming
>in a completely white house
>step outside
>single pathway leading straight to a beach
>theres a controller on the path leading to it
>menu logo appears from thin air for some sort of new spyro game
>look beyond that a bit
>there the fucker was, sitting on a beach chair
>only one thing to do
>grab controller
>about to press start
>hear someone yelling at at me
>it's spyro
>tells me to come over to him
>do so
>"hey, I know your pretty egar to get to playing this, but hear me out. Instead of going on some butt-fucking crazy adventure to save the world only to have every single tiny error criticized by a bunch of faggots on a japanese imageboard, what do you say we just sit here and relax?"
>pulls up another beach chair
>motions me to sit
>do so, we start talking
>spend hours talking with this guy
Cont.
>>344665827
It's gabe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u9vlj8CgS0
>>344667136
Shoulda left the little fuck in there til he starved.
>>344665263
Autistics need to be purged like the sickness they are.
>>344663663
It's not anything special but reason why I try to avoid them.
>be me in 4th grade cub scouts.
>friend and I had to use restroom.
>king cub tard is there didn't think a nothing of it.
>kid grabs me out of no where and throws me into the corner
>shitisgonnagodown.jpg
>tard starts to put some sort of plastic shit between is fingers like a house key if you're about to punch someone.
>tard has me cornerd, try to get away but tard is mubiling shit, and friend is trying to distract him doesn't work.
>nothing works so I just shove him out of my way cause didn't know how dowines work.
>badidea.gif
>tard fucking screech's at the top of his lung and does a quick lash at me.
>punch the tard in the face and he just runs the fuck out.
>didn't notice at first but buddy points out my arm.
>fucking plastic shit he was holding in between his fingers gouged the fuck out of my arm blood is dripping.
>grab a bunch of paper towels and wrap my arm up.
>finally piss and get out of there.
>tell mother spawn what had happened.
>wrangler/mother is very sorry still trying to catch the wild tard running from punching him.
>never seen again.
Never again.
>>344666575
Sensory overload.
Autismos don't have the filters regular people have that allow them to tune out the fact that clothes are touching them at all times, so being naked is a sweet release.
Source: I'm an autismo and I'm naked right now.
>>344667136
Alright, same friend and same little shit. I got a ton of them
>sleep over at same friends house like a year after
>just me and my friend this time
>we both stayed in the basement by ourselves watching that shitty mario movie, playing pokemon and link to the past
>wake up in the morning and his parents left for work
>just his shitty grandmother again
>we're making breakfast and the little shit can't pour his own cereal
>friend pours the milk in first then the cereal
>little kid fucking freaks the fuck out because my friend "poured his cereal wrong"
>grandmother beats my friend with the same phone from before and screams at my friend
>my friend gets upset and we just skip breakfast
>we are forced to play outside so we go outside
>I end up catching a snake in their backyard
>I know to hold the snake by the back of the head because my father taught me that
>showing my friend and his 2 brothers the snake
>little shit brother starts screaming "I WANT IT" and pulls the snake out of my hand
>the snake somehow bites the webbing inside my thumb and pointer finger
>I fucking scream in pain and instinctively grab the snake by the tail and whip the little kid with it
>I fucking just whipped a kid in the face with a snake
>the snake flew away, I hope unharmed, and the little kid runs inside for his grandmother
>I am forced to leave early
>>344667724
>sun sets
>he tells me I can spend the night at his place
>nice little beach house on top of a small hill
>dim lit interior, lot's of red furniture
>step in his bedroom
>ask him if he wants me to sleep on the floor
>hear him lock the door
>"that won't be necessary"
>panic.jpeg
>charges me into the wall
>stands up and shoves his dick in my face
>fight back, unable to push him away
>tell him to get off me, call him a gay faggot
>"well, we'll just have to fix that then"
>pulls out some pinkish bottle of liquid
>drinks it down in one go
>few moment's later he's now a she
>get's down on all fours, her ass right in my face
>says "come on big boy, you know you need to" in a sing-song voice
Cont.
>>344667724
Nope. No need to continue
>>344668046
>whipped a tard in the face with a snake
>>344667136
>puts him in a storage chest and locks it
>>344665835
Believe it or not, some of these kids parents are such fucking terrible people that rather than try and accept that their son may need special help (and not all people on the spectrum do), they try to convince themselves theyre normal by throwing them into these sort of situation. We had a similar thing that happened where a kid stripped naked in the middle of the room because he didnt understand you were supposed to use the bathroom for that. It was really sad, he was really upset and confused. Fuck his parents for that.
>>344665263
Jezus OP.
>>344668046
>>I fucking just whipped a kid in the face with a snake
Holy shit, that's fucking metal
>>344668046
i fuckin hope you reported that gramma or something I mean srsly
>>344668062
You fokn wot m8
>>344668062
>eventually subdue to her
>start fucking her
>gets more and more intense as we go on
>get into this furious sex
>goes on for hours
>can't hold it any longer
>shut my eyes tight and scream at the top of my lungs as gallons of cum shoot inside her
>eventually open my eyes
>entire room is completely white, drenched in my own semen
>look down at her, wanting to give her another kiss
>it's not her
>it'smy fucking pet snake
>we just stare at each other for a solid 10 minutes
>wake up in a cold sweat
>look over at my cage
>my snake is staring me right in the face
>>344668204
No, fuck him for that. These "people" need to be eugenecized.
>>344663663
>>344665263
Jesus.
>>344668046
>I fucking just whipped a kid in the face with a snake
>>344668046
Doesn't get any better than this. Did you use the basics of cqc Snake?
>>344665263
There was a downie playing a gameboy while sitting on a road and I killed him. Stupid fuck actually ran TOWARDS the car once he saw me. Natural selection at work nobody will miss him.
>>344668279
>>344665079
>>344665974
>>344667604
SOURCE!? pretty please.
>high school
>came out as a fag by that point
>strange tard hears that
>constantly tries to molest me
>scared outta my mind because i know i'm weak and no match for his tard strength
>walking to class one day
>tard lunges out of a crowd at me
>some real assassin's creed shit i never saw him coming
>dodge him at the last minute
>he trips and bust his lip
>get's fuckin pissed and literally REEEEEEEE's at me while being dragged away by the drama class teacher who saw the whole thing
>next day gives me a copy of some pogeyman game i don't remember the name to try and make amends
>tell him to keep it
>drop out the next day because i'm fuckin scared
i wonder what life would be like if i didn't drop out
>>344668313
Why are Doug Funny, Spyro, and Chester Cheeto in same picture?
>>344668046
>pouring the milk first results in a beating
What the fuck kind of family life did your friend have.
>>344668639
Movie called The Girl Next Door.
Watch it
>>344668279
jesus anon
>>344668721
>not keeping the game
I hate you
>>344668046
>>I fucking just whipped a kid in the face with a snake
>>little kid fucking freaks the fuck out because my friend "poured his cereal wrong"
Well, he did.
>>344668721
>i wonder what life would be like if i didn't drop out
You would probably have been raped.
>>344668721
Gays attract retards, huh really makes you think
>>344668302
We get it, you're a dipshit. You can fuck off now.
>>344668875
i don't like pogeyman and i didn't want autismo's creed to think we were good after that
>>344668887
maybe, but i might've had an easier time landing a job. not really sure if that's worth getting raped by a downy, tho
>>344668279
>it's my fucking pet snake
>>344668724
>he hasn't read Tails Gets Trolled
>>344668801
God bless you, anon.
>>344668990
he'd try to molest almost everyone, to be fair but before coming out i didn't take good care of myself so i was unappealing i guess
>>344668302
Edgy
>>344669269
God bless you, anon
>Work at a warehouse
>easiest job I have ever landed
>no interview, pretty much through saftey boots at me and where like "of you go"
>work with this tard named Dan
>dan isnt completely tarded like some of the others in this thread
>but he was up there
>dans biggest issue was that he stunk like shit
>his brother pete also worked at the warehouse and he ALSO stunk like shit
>both of them are fat as fuck
>Especially pete
>anyway
>the warehouse is filled with these tall, narrow asiles
>about two normal person widths apart
>when you walked past someone, you had to squeeze past them
>doing this to either dan or pete was dangerous because it meant getting close to them, possibly touching them
>the smell was incredible
>another job I worked for one day was cleaning our rotten vegetables in a recycling place, notorios for the smell
>dan and pete where worse than this
>kind of like a mixture of Mold, Body Oder, Sweat and Shit
>One week, we have to work the early shift for some reason
>starting at 6 and finishing at 2
>not so bad, but back then I wasnt used to it
>Decide it would be a good idea to wash the night before, and then just wake up and walk to work, that way I wont have to get up so early
>get to work
>Dan complains about getting up early
>explain what I did
>Dan has this shit eating grin, smiles at me and then fucks off
>next day
>dan smells worse
>day after
>the smell is like 3 times worse
>day after that
>My body physicaly reacts when im near him, out of my control my body takes a step back
>Friday
>Dans smell is on another plane
>People all around the work place complain
>even pete notices
>begin to fear dan
>then it happened
>on one of the asiles I have to walk past him
>here we go
>hold my breath, pinch my nose, and basically run at him
>he turns around and starts talking to me
>no dan plz
>hes blocking the asile with his mass
>try to barge past him
>he gets scared I guess and lifts his arms up
>im about 5cm away from his arm pit
>the smell
>oh god
cont
>>344667724
>>344668062
>>344668279
>Doesn't have to do with tards
Yes it does.You're the tard
>>344668721
I was in a similar scenario, only I never came out of the closetnor did I confess that I'm bi because I saw no point in making a spectacle out of it
to give the short run
>12th grade
>me and a few friends would always go to the library (technically a student lounge by that point) during free periods
>this one autistic kid (fairly sure he was a tard) would always come out of nowhere and say "Hey [Anon]" despite the rest of the group being present
>one day, I was at a class with a sub, trying to give the slip (eventually succeeded)
>rest of the group is waiting for me
>tard approaches group asking where I am
>one of my friends immediately says I'm currently in band class (the other corner of the school)
>tard allegedly went full sprint aiming to the band room
>I get out of class and stealth to make sure he's out
>we group up and move to another location
This is barring the mentions where he'd try to touch me a dozen times with his long ass fingers and untrimmed nails, shit it was spooky and my friends actually gave their condolences
>>344668178
>>344668235
>>344668410
>>344668413
I guess you can call me the anon that whips tards with snakes
3rd story time
>year or so later
>sleep over again
>4 of us this time and we're all guys
>we spent the night playing melee, starfox 64 and other games
>parents let us sleep in the living room to use the big tv
>little shit brother comes in and starts to scream that he wants to watch Stewart Little
>parents try to explain to this kid that us guys have rights to the tv today due to it being my buds birthday
>kid throws a tantrum and his parents asks nicely if we didn't mind "watching a movie"
>we all didn't want to but we said yes anyways
>movie ran later then we thought so we had to go to bed right after it
>shit kid wanted to sleep with us but his parents dragged him away
>couldn't sleep so I end up sleeping on their couch instead of my sleeping bag
>I wake up at around 4am and notice the shit kid is fucking sleeping on the couch in front of me
>Like fucking sleeping on top of me almost
>pic related was my face as I push him off the couch
>kid falls right on his face
>kids screams
>entire house wakes up
>kid has a broken nose and I never got caught because they thought it was an accident
>>344663663
>>344665263
Include me on the funny junk Reddit screen cap guys!!!!
>>344669673
Snake I'm proud of you. We only have 9 minutes left.
>>344670025
That's a funny story anon
>>344670025
BAZINGA
>>344669673
Holy shit, you must've been your friends hero after all this
>>344669807
>I hate it when other people have fun, so I scream and whine in the hopes mods delete the thread and I get my way
Do you hate these threads because the gran autismo stories remind you too much of yourself?
>>344670025
YOU FUCK
>>344670025
DON'T READ THE SPOILERS
>>344669506
please man, what happened after that?
>>344669562
>i never came out
you'd be happier if you did, anon. i felt bretty gud after, despite the fact that i apparently became desirable to spergs. i didn't make a huge deal about it, i just tried to be more true to myself. anyways, what is it with autist and molestation? you'd think their parents would at the very least teach them that dry humping strangers out of nowhere is fucked up.
>>344670025
>>344670025
Not today fucker
>>344668724
Because Cheeto man is a fucked up pimp
>>344668046
Post more, Stogie
>>344670025
>>344670336
Addendum
>>344670025
kys nigger
>>344670140
My friend moved away once high school hit but yeah, we were fucking best of buddies.
His whole fucking family was completely whack though and I could just sit here writing stories for hours on the shit they did, not just the little shit brother too. But I got work in half an hour.
>>344670286
Oh no, I wasn't afraid of confessing. I just didn't feel the need to, and I just rolled with it.Besides, I'm very "restrictive?" with my taste in men, and only really find traps and more feminine guys to be attractive. Normal build does nothing for me and I'd rather have bromances with swole dudes
>>344670380
NO
>>344670380
>>344670167
>He assumes I'm being ironic
Asshole
>>344670380
>>344668279
>>344670380
Hello?
>>344668302
>eugenecized
>>344670661
>>344670025
cunt
>>344670661
>>344670650
>>344670661
Okay guys we're good
>>344670473
>he's picky about men
>not being picky about everyone
fuck people who say "lower your standards"
>>344670439
Bet they call you Big Boss after killing that kid
>>344669807
Shut the fuck up Mark.
>>344670767I'm just naturally attracted to feminine people. It's not really a "pick and choose". The average male just does nothing for me.Yet.
>>344669506
so?
>>344669807
People on 4chan have been telling these wacky ass stories for years you fucking faggot. What does it matter if some wimpy shits decide to screencap it?
>>344670284
>the smell was unbearable
>I imagine this is what hell smells like
>im there for about half a second before my whole body dives out of the way
>im heaving
>my eyes are watering, I was basically crying
>I run out of the aisle
>move over to a different side of the warehouse and just kinda hang out over there not doing much work
>I can still smell him
>or maybe its me
>Smell myself
>I cant tell if I smell or if his smell has just contaminated the air
>I ask to leave the warehouse to go to the toilet (they had a shitty security system and shit so you coudlnt just leave when you wanted)
>I go to the bathroom and wash my face, hands, as much as I can
>basically had a mini shower in the sink
>I come out of the bathroom
>Dan is there
>oh god what the fuck
>he has a massive shit eating grin
>he is with his brother
>his brother looks sad
>fuck is this
>dan says "I get to go home early with my brother!"
>what the fuck is this shit I dont care
>Go back to work
>the smell is still there
>he literally left a smell
>how
anyway turned out one of the managers told Pete to take Dan home and shower him and have a talk to him about personal hygiene. It turns out that Dan took my idea, but basically just didnt shower at all. Resulting in a progressively worse smell. I have no idea why they smelt so bad normally, but a combo of dan smelling normally and not showering was just fucking dangerous, you could weaponize that shit.
>>344670650
DELETE THIS RETARD
>>344669506
where are you anon, i must know what happened.
I'm screencaping all this shit in here.
>>344669506
Will Anon post the rest of the story? Find out in next week's episode.
>>344668724
>he doesn't know
>>344670025
Here's your (You)
>>344670025
(you) BASTARD
>all the suckas believing a green text
how is your first day on 4chan going fellas
>>344670842
>forced to play outside at one point
>little shit brother wanted to play star wars or some shit
>He picks up a light saber that was on the ground and hit me with it and said "HAHA YOU'RE DEAD"
>I look to the left of me and there is like a plastic lazer gun or something
>pick it up and throw it at him
>hits him right in the fucking face
>kid screams and runs inside
>I get a great idea and tell my friend
>we wait along the side of the house
>kid comes back outside with a big fucking cookie all happy and shit
>I take the garden hose and let him have it on full blast
>soaked cookie goes flying, kid gets knocked right on his ass soaked and back inside the fucker ran
I felt kind of bad for being directly mean to the kid, but that is just me looking back on it now lol
>>344671150
I've heard of it but never read it.
>>344671104
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP
ZOOM MY WORDS
>>344670927
>yet
I was the same way, loved traps and shit, but I just got more and more gay the more I jerked it to them.
>well it's a trap it's still feminine
>well i guess his dick looks a little nice
>muscular traps? i-i guess they're still wearing girl clothes
>ok it's one picture of a bara dude it's not gonna turn you gay
>tfw no handsome stud to fill you full of cumit'll happen to you, too
>>344671331https://www.dropbox.com/s/bj0luidwyxrk0eg/TAILS%20GETS%20TROLLED.zip?dl=0
This zip contains the entire story up till now, but /v/ has semi-frequent dump threads too.
>in highschool
>we have a tard squad like most public schools
>one of them has some sort of motor condition and while wheelchair bound, flails his arms around
>like remember when joseph joestar was flailing his clackers around him, it looked exactly like that minus the clackers
>one day in the hall, he started going into a spasm
>some unlucky souls was walking near him when it started
>tard accidentally zan datttsu's some kids nuts
>and not a light tap, i mean a fuckin slam
>guys buckles and immeditly falls to the ground
>tard, blissfully unaware continues his flailing
never laughed so hard
>>344671372
I can't see myself going down that path just yetbecause I'm really close to having a qt trap bf. Hoping shit won't go south on that part but if it does, oh well
>>344665263
U CUM UR OUT
>>344663663
>>344665263
>>344666334
>>344667136
>>344668046
>>344669673
>>344671303
>>344669506
>notorios
>>344667920
>mother spawn
Ha
>>344671104
>>344671003
Sorry I was reading the thread
Oh, dan was also a Jehovah Witness. His family followed it, but apparently once your past 18 in his family, you can drop it. Pete dropped the religion but dan continued it. (U dunno if this is normal with this religion or if his family is just crazy)
Anyway
>its lunch break
>dan sits on my table
>fuck
>starts talking about how he needs to have the next sunday of because of some JW meetup
>I ask what do Jehovah Witness people even do
>he starts talking some bullshit I forgot about
>basically just general religion shit
>then he just blurts out
>"people used to yell at me and go "WHY DONT YOU MASTERBATE DAN""
>everyone is looking at us
>wake me up
>"ITS AGAINST MY RELIGON TO MASTERBATE ITS NOT MY FAULT I THINK ITS GROSS"
>cant wake up
>"I HATE PORN, I ACCIDENTALLY SAW SOME PORN ONCE AND I HATED IT, I STILL REMEMBER THE IMAGES, IT MAKES ME SICK! I JUST WANT TO BE ME"
>save meee
>I want to die
>dan is just screaming this in my face
>I look around for support
>everyones just looking at me like pic related
>"I REMEMBER ONCE AT SCHOOL"
>"WE HAD TO DRAW A PORTAIT IN ART OF THE PERSON OPPOSITE US"
>"I HAD TO DRAW THIS GIRL"
>I DID MY BEST
>BUT IT WASNT GOOD ENOUGH
>SHE SAID IT WAS TERRIBLE
>IM SORRY, IM NOT AN ARTIST
>BUT I TRIED MY BEST
>I DID THE BEST I COULD, I NEVER CLAIMED I WAS AN ARTIST YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME
>im shitting myself
>what the fuck is happening
>dan isnt even looking at me anymore hes just yelling
>"THATS WHY I LIKE BEING A JEHOVAS WITNESS"
>WERE JUST NORMAL PEOPLE LIVING NORMAL LIVES
>SEX IS DISGUSTING, I DONT MASTERBATE AND I NEVER WANT TO!
>I CAN ONLY DO MY BEST, BUT ITS NEVER ENOUGH
>I stand up and leave
>dan is still yelling
>im fucking out of there
>see his brother pete
>ask him what the fuck is wrong with his brother
>"I dunno hes just sort of retarded I guess"
on a side note: theres a weird story about Pete cucking some dude, like legit. He was in an open relationship with some chick. weird
>>344671303
We live and die qt you command, boss!
>Salute
>>344671636
>>344671738
why does that place even exists? isn't it better to just go to actual 4chan?
>>344670025
Fuck you m8H-heres your (you)
>>344671935
thanks. Snake anon reporting out.
>>344670025
Fuck you
>>344671586
>dating a trap
it almost always never ends well, and this is coming from someone "trap-likeafter turning more gay i also started unintentionally getting more feminine". you used to hear stories here about how shitty serious relationships with traps are and my own relationships have always ended horribly. be careful mang
>>344671759
Dan the man
>>344672069
Godspeed, Indiana Snake-Anon. Godspeed
>>344671935
>why does that place even exists? isn't it better to just go to actual 4chan?
It's for people that are afraid of actually going into 4chan because they think the entire site is /b/ and only consists of loli dumps.
>>344671295
You're that faggot who goes to the movies and keeps saying that it isn't real
>>344672089
I spoilered that "trap-like" shit what the fuck 4chin
>>344672089I use the term "trap" a bit loosely. More of an overly feminine guy, he's not exactly like the usual trap. However, if I do start to notice the usual bullshit that other anons have reported in the past, I'm aborting ASAP. Wish me luck
>>344672209
What's his name ?
Posting a favorite from a That Kid thread.
I actually remember being in this thread.
>>344670025
Damn you
>that one time you were at your bros house and his parents get into a fight or start yelling at their kids, and you are just sitting there
>12 years old
>in summer camp
>weekly trip to the mall
>after lunch we head over to gamestop
>suddenly the local smell becomes unbearable
>it's the camp tard
>shit dripping down his legs in gamestop
>he apparently missed the toilet and shit straight into his pants at lunch
>gets on the carpet
>smell is gut wrenching
>tard walks up to television demo
>starts vigorously rubbing the television with his hands
>employee takes notice of tard with shit dripping down his legs rubbing the television
>asks him kindly to stop
>"YOU CAN'T MAKE ME"
>employee gets mad
>asks him again
>"YOU CAN'T MAKE ME"
>employee kicks the entire summer camp group out of gamestop
>tard sent home by the camp counselor
>we have a great rest of the day in the mall
We were never allowed back in gamestop again. Sucks because I used to buy nice $5 bargain bin games every week and have a blast with them.
>>344672245
More like people who don't want to sift through hundreds of console war/Twitter screencap/cuck threads for something worth reading
>>344672563
He's right you know.
>>344670025
HOMO
>>344671759
>>344670025
you fucker
>>344670405
dobermans > rottweilers
>>344672303is he delicious brown? back when i was more of a trap lover i had the opportunity to snag some delicious brown boipuss but i pussied out because my last bf went out in a crazy way and i thought it was my fault so i avoided relationships for awhile.
>>344672303
>overly feminine guy
So a flamer?
>>344668993
>>344669458
I hope a naked, foul-smelling screaming autist ejaculates into your face.
>>344665263
i lost my fucking shit like never happen before
>>344670025
REEEEEEEEE
>>344671759
one more, I was gonna stop because I cant compete with the guy slapping some tard in the face with a snake, I just want to read his shit desu.
>Dan sits on my table again
>he has a big notebook
>this time its me, and some other dudes
>dan smells like shit so everyone starts to kinda huddle away from him
>someone asks him to move his book because its covering like half the table
>NO IM WRITING
>pulls out a pen and starts scribbling shit down
>what you writing about dan
>"its my fan fiction"
>oh fucking hell here we go
>everyone on my table is a normie and has no idea what a fan fiction is
>"its stories written by fans of stuff"
>"im writing mine about digimon and sword art online"
>poor normies are confused as hell
>one of them asks him to read the story
>why have you done this
>"its about a boy named Kazuto, he just wants the respect from his brother, but his brother HATES HIM and always bullies him"
>I sense another dan rant and prepare myself mentally
>the poor souls with me where not prepared for the onslaught of bullshit
>THATS ALL HE WANTS
>oh fuck here we go
>HIS BROTHER DOESN'T RESPECT HIM AT ALL! ALL HE WANTS IS TO LIVE HAPPILY WITH HIS FAMILY, BUT THEY ALWAYS REJECT HIM
>SO HE LEAVES AND LIVES WITH THE DIGIMON
>THERE HIS REAL FAMILY
>THEN ONE DAY HE COMES BACK AND KILLS HIS BROTHER WITH HIS DIGIMON
>THATS WHAT HE GETS FOR NOT RESPECTING HIM
>I leave again
>the others are awestruck with what they have heard
I guess thats all for now.
>>344672245
Who doesn't like loli dumps?
>>344672742No, but I'll probably pursue that if my current relationship falls through
>>344670025
Rude
>>344670025
>>344670405
Get keked
>>344671331
>>344671551
Share your experience later, anon.
>>344670025
no mum no
>>344672742
>brown traps
Wew lad they make the best traps, fuck i miss docking in Thailand back in my Navy days. No other place beats em not even BRs
>>344671935
Probably so they can just get to le epic greentexts without wading through the garbage first.
>>344670025
xd
>>344672438
I had that happen when I hung out at friends house fallout 4 release night. Shit is awkward as fuck.
>playing smash 4 with friends
>friend is forced to bring his younger brother along who has autism
>super annoying, never stopped talking, kept mentioning random video game trivia and facts
>finally let him play to be nice, he plays Roy
>his brother played game and watch
>autism brother starts losing so he started to bitch and moan and throw a fit
>his brother started getting pissed at him
>come here bro, I have a cure. Let me cure that fucking autism
>smashed him after that and he lost all his stock
>autism brother started bawling and made my friend drag him back to their place
>>344663663
h-hello?
>>344672914
That's a big loli.
>>344670613
That's not what I think at all. Clearly you can't read. I think you are actually a real sperglord just like all the stories here, and seeing these stories triggers you into a sperg tantrum.
>>344670025
>>344670025
can i join in the ebin meme?
>>344672895
It's true you can't compete with fucking Big Boss but something about your story really gets me. I think It may have something to do with the fact that I have a very sensitive nose. Everytime I walk past a fat smelly cunt or a hobo I can't help but to puke a little in my mouth.
>>344672485
You did well. I'm actually proud.
>>344670025
That's not even a story, fuck you
>>344670025
Well shit
>>344671935
>why does that place even exists? isn't it better to just go to actual 4chan?
But they do
>>344670025
not my mummy
>>344672895
I have a 2 JW friend's and one guy has literally no fucking emotions at all it's the weirdest shit. Compared to my other friend who is genuinely a nice guy it's a stark fucking comparison (pic related).
>>344672339
Autism really is a vile sickness. These "people" need to be locked away indefinitely.
>>344670025
why
>>344670025
That ain't right
>>344668017
Not autismo but "probably on the spectrum". I didn't wear jeans until I was in high school because they were too thick and scratchy. To this day I still don't wear polo shirts because the button strip rubbing against my upper chest feels annoying. Little things like that that I didn't put together until I was maybe 25.
>>344673787
Other guy, yes I know I'm cringe incarnate but this guy is funny in the way he's so stoic.
>>344670025
ah man :/
>>344670025
not risking
>>344670025
Immunity Cat
One time a guy asked messaged me on Steam and asked me for my opinion on Hotline Miami 2. It was a couple days after Hotline Miami 2 came out, and I just started playing it that day. He found me through a review I made of HL2: E2 and wanted my opinion because I had 30 hours in the first Hotline Miami.
>>344670025
Dammit you...
>>344674251
HOLY SHIT THAT IS THE CRINGIEST THING I'VE EVER READ, HAVE MY (YOU)
>>344673762
I never understood what everyone here has against reddit. Now I fucking do.
>go to university
>first year, need to make some good friends
>start chatting to the guy next to me in the introduction lecture about library passes and essay standards and other bullshit
>turns out he's one of the four autists
>I'm now excluded from the "normal" people and have to group up with the autists for everything
>never actually does any work in classes
>spends a full lesson showing me how he got the top youtube comment on a minecraft video
>comes in wearing meme t-shirts and shorts, nyan cat was his favourite and he kept trying to get me to share a headphone to listen to it with him
>I was paying full tuition fee for this
I dropped out in my second year
And fuck, I just posted this shit in the wrong thread.
>>344668017
Georgia heat I'm always in my underwear.
>Visit my Dad's house
>Half-brother is there
>Half-brother is autisticlike mebut is far worse off due to not taking pills for it
>Asks to play SSB Brawl with me
>"Sure, why not, but I wanna play Hyrule Warriors later"
>He says fine
>Proceed to play him in Brawl, me as Falcon, him as Lucario
>He incessantly spams that fireball and I can't get around it
>Still take him to his last life but lose
>Switch to Marth
>Use his parry on the fireball and destroy him easily
>Wants a salty runback
>Destroy him again, then saying "Alright, I wanna play Hyrule Warriors now" since we'd been playing for a while
>Gets mad and screeches at me
>Absolutely deafening
>I ain't taking that shit
>Pick him up and powerslam him on the couch
>Proceed to play Hyrule Warriors
>Brother merely watches on as I play the game, defeated
>Dad tells me he whined about me when I went home
I have other stories if people wanna hear them, hopefully that was enjoyable.
>go to see the ratchet and clank movie with a friend
>she brings her younger autistic brother
>only 17, but has the traits of an old man
>hunched over, balding, scraggly amish neckbeard, underbite that makes it look like he doesn't have any teeth, shorts hiked up to his belly button with his shirt tucked in, big thick pedorapist glasses, greasy as fuck looking all over
>talks like he's doing an Ed from Ed, Edd n Eddy impersonation
>some younger kids in the front row are talking about Minecraft as we walk in
>takes the opportunity to have a sperg fit and start excitedly shouting at them about how much he likes playing it
>everyone staring
>mother staring daggers at us, kids look visibly unsettled
>friend quickly ushers him up the aisle to our seats
>laughs hysterically at everything in the trailers and the movie itself
>loudly comments on something every 5-10 minutes
>mother and her kids in the front row keeps turning back to look at us
>someone else in the audience audibly grumbles
>end up having to leave half way in because he was getting too excited
It was a shitty movie, so I didn't really care, but that day still sits uncomfortably at the back of my head
>>344674761
Post a link
>>344674574
That's pretty cringe I'm sure you're in right thread.
>>344668535
Doing gods work buddy
>>344670025
Aa
>>344675000
Then how do I know you're not just mongering hatred for Reddit?
Just post a fucking link, bro.
>>344672303
Usually you can be confident with fags in the rule of thumb that femininity and attention whoring match up 1:1. And then matching up with fatness the other way.
>>344673762
They are kinda right about the staying up late part. Jannies do it on all boards but otherwise I'm stuck here need to leave only reason I haven't is because I get reccomendations and shit. Friday night and Blockbuster nostalgia threads kick ass.
>>344670025
fuck you anon I love my mother you piece of shit
>>344675289
>Bro in quotation marks
What are you implying
>>344675318
> only reason I haven't is because I get reccomendations and shit. Friday night and Blockbuster nostalgia threads kick ass.
this. People shit on /v/ all the time but the sporadic nature of it always allows you to learn something new or obscure.
>>344670025
b&
>>344672914
More fat loli ass, please.
>>344675289
that shit is not my cap, i suppose this shit is unavoidable.
This happened just a couple weeks ago.
>at my cousin's 13th birthday party
>he has ADHD, so he's always hyper and annoying
>he's behaving himself, despite him constantly pestering me to go see Warcraft in theaters
>got nothing else to do, so I take out my 3DS
>cousin catches sight of this
>"WHATCHA PLAYING?"
>"Monster Hunter."
>"CAN I PLAY? I'VE PLAYED THE PSP ONE IN 2002!"
>inwardly dying, but I decide that letting him play is harmless enough
>when I hand it over to him, he's now constantly complaining
>"Where's the AK-47 in this game? Where are the vehicles? This game is boring!"
>he exits to the home menu and sees that I have Flipnote Studio 3D
>at this point, my mom calls me over to help with something
>after that, I return to my cousin and see that he's busy
>he hands the 3DS back to me
>"Here you go, Anon! I hope you enjoy what I drew!"
>I look>it's just a penis>mfw
>>344674752
Please continue
>>344675835
13 in 2015-16, has played a game on psp from 02 psp was atleast couple years later, I know the remake Monster Hunter and shit but what?
Am I retarded?
>>344676281
I'm pretty sure he was referring to one of the Freedom games. His memory's kind of bad sometimes.
>>344665263
Tards should be put down. Not even being edgy. It's just that...what good comes via their continued existence?
>>344675835
>13
>played a game 14 years ago
I know he probably meant 2012 or something, but this reminds me of when I volunteered at a tard school, and one kid was talking about what he was doing back in the 80s.
>>344676406
Yeah I can tell because he'd have to be 3 or 4 I can't recall when psp came out pretty sure it was 06 but forgive me I don't have an eidectic memory.
>>344673762
The more about Reddit I read, the more angry I get.this is why I left
>>344670025
I fucking hate you.
>>344673762
I can't quite put it into words, but the idea of a subreddit devoted to just 4chan posts is a whole new tier of pathetic
>>344676428
Apart from the the actual act of killing someone for being retarded being a moral and ethical minefield, where do you draw the line? How do you decide the arbitrary point either side of which means life or death when human intelligence is still so poorly understood? What if people get brain damaged via physical trauma or through disease later in life?
>>344671094
I never believed in shit like this until some neckbeard type rolled into the store I worked at a year or so ago. It was beyond disgusting.
>>344667777
>>344670025
eat a dick
>>344677081
Fuck off retard.
>>344676428
Rainman, Green Mile, Forrest Gump, and various other movies. Some people can't be helped but some can.
>>344676648
>>344670025
I hope this was worth it to you
>last day of school so some guy brings in Smash Bros
>everyone taking turns playing it
>tard demands we turn on bunny ears
>so we do
>he zips around final destination giggling and shouting BOING! every time he jumps
>that wasnt so bad
>while he's waiting to play again he says he loves bunnies
>that's nice, Calle
>says they're soft and cuddly
>okay, buddy. We get it.
>so then, for reasons still beyond my comprehension, Stacey turns to him and says her hair feels just like rabbit fur and taunts him by holding out her ponytail
>tard grabs her hair and has her in a headlock
>we all laugh until Stacey starts gurgling
>20 guys try to pull Stacey away from the tard
>then she goes limp
>Stacey is dead.
>tard senses something is wrong and flees into the woods
>some of us chase after him
>I catch up with tard alone in the woods
>tell him they're gonna castrate him for killing Stacey
>for some reason the thought of tard wihhout any balls, lobotomized, drooling in a hospital upsets me
>decide to mercy kill him
>students find me with dead tard
>they know what I did but decide to all agree that tard killed himself
Rip in peace, Calle.
>>344677015
Diamond Doggo, post more please.
