Why aren't real life succubi as hot as video game ones?
>>344641413
Because they're demons you rube.
>>344641503
>TFW a Succubus (male) will never sense your virgin aura.
because you've been out before you're mom prowl the streets
>>344641413
>real life succubi
Give it up anon, they're about as real asskeletons
>real life succubi
Joke answer: You mean women?
Real answer Yeah, I wish...
>>344641413
Gee mang I wonder
>>344644469
>Notbecoming a succubus (male) and devoting yourself to a loving man
>>344645485
You're a pretty lousy succubus if you only fuck one person.
>>344645485
>and devoting yourself to
>a loving man
>singular
>>344641413
Because RL succubi only fuck priests and others who have taken vows of celibacy.
>>344645485
>Implying I have the time, money, and effort required to become a Succubus (male).
I wish it was easier, believe me.
>>344645593
Or he's a pretty great guy.
>>344645706
You just gotta believe!
any good games where you play as a succubus?
H games are fine
why hasn't anyone made a succubus simulator yet
Because they don't exist?
>>344645706
It's pretty easy, anon
>>344645793
Meh. The game would be too easy.
How do you even add any kind of challenge into a game about a semen daemon seducing men?
>>344645826
Unfortunately.
>>344645905
you would get less points for draining energy from greasy neckbeards
>>344641413
Because 2D>3D
This applies to succubi as well
Man, I would give my left nut to marry a succubus...
>>344645976
WHAT ANIME PLEASE
>>344645793
There's a browser game called Flesh Cult where you can be a succubus or incubus.
It's decent.
This is now a video game succubus thread
Boco, you're not welcome. Go back to ERPing with the Morrigan.
>>344645793
Tower of Succubus. Really fun game actually.
>>344646794
Not him, but I think it's Granblue Fantasy.
>>344646995
It doesn't look like it. You sure?
>>344646925
Okay...
>>344646794
konosuba
>>344646794
Boku no explosion loli
>>344647298
My bad. It's actually Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo.
FUCK CDPR
>>344646794
re zero
>>344647412
>Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo
These fucking names
>>344647412
>>344647379
Thanks guys, is it hentai, or just a sexy anime? What were those guys filling out btw?
>>344647515
Ep 15 is making /a/ cry now.
>>344647578
I haven't actually seen it. Here's the plot summary from Horriblesubs.
>The life of Satou Kazuma, a hikikomori who likes games, all too soon came to an end because of a traffic accident… It was supposed to, but when he woke up, a beautiful girl who called herself a goddess was in front of his eyes.
“Hey, I have got something a little nice for you. Wanna go to another world? You can take only one thing of your choice along with you.”
“…then I’ll take you.”
From here on, the great adventure of subjugating the Demon King will begin for the reincarnated Kazuma… Or so one would think, but it’s the labor for obtaining food, clothing and shelter that begins! Despite Kazuma wanting to live in peace, the goddess keeps causing problems one after another, and eventually, they attract the attention of the Demon King’s army!?
>>344647578
Not even ecchi, just comedy and shit. Still a 7/10 watch tho.
>>344646925
>WHAT? WHAT'RE THEY SELLING? THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE?
>>344641413
Video game succubus is pretty much like real life succubus, they transform into hot looking girls, but their real form is well... But honestly, don't even try think of having sex with one...
>>344647794
I can and will, dammit.
>>344647578
There's only one really ecchi episode, most of it is comedy
That scene was in a succubi shop where you can fill out instructions for a sex dream which they perform in exchange for some of your vitality
The show's pretty good, I almost didn't watch it because of the synopsis though
>>344647578
It's a RPG comedy with a mage who can only use a AOE Burst once a day in a "MP is also your stamina" game,a tank with zero DPS, and a bishop/high priestess that maxed out and wasted her AP on emotes. With a /a/ poster as the lead.
>>344647918
>>344647736
>>344647578
>>344647550
>>344647298
There's a hot succubus in it. She has a nice doujin. Enjoy, fellow succubus lovers.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/945395/967d24f1dc/
>>344647906
Dammit, i told you not to doing! You will get us all kill!
>>344648008
Huh?
>>344648008
What did he mean by this /v/?
>>344645485
>Implying worthwile men
Most people cant keep up
>>344647690
>>344647736
Sounds cool, I'll check it out. Hope it's full of sexy stuff.
>>344648196
Again, if you go in expecting ecchi you'll be dissapointed. Go watch to love ru or hentai.
>>344648073
>>344648159
Succubus gain power by taking our life force, the most she take the most stronger she gets... You people better stay away from them or one by one, all us will be dead...
>>344648456
Is he speaking english?
>>344648545
>>344641503
Worst succubus.
>>344641413
>real life succubi
You mean women?
>>344648165
A true succubus would have limitless powers of arousal.
>>344646920
Shit game 0/10
>>344648456
You say it like its a bad thing.
>>344649157
Ok fine! I say it as a good thing... OK?
>>344641503
how gay is this?
>>344649232
There. Much better.
>>344647794
Aren't supernatural beings the way they are because if humanity's beliefs? If we all believe are fuckable without death...
>>344649243
Not at all.
>>344646794
boku no piko
>>344649312
lol dam you...
>>344649338
Sorry i don't really get you...
>>344649243
full blown gay
>>344641503
Important question.
Do you want to be the Succubus(male) or fuck the Succubus(male)?
>>344649693
Theformerby far.
>>344647794
The ones in Disgaea are always hot but can still be dangerous if they aren't on your side.
>>344648456
Depends on the iteration. They can also feed on lust, semen and even human emotion.
>>344649860
>D1
>that one map full invincibility tiles and sexy monster girls
>stack them one into another for level grinding
>the result is a high level succub
>"ok let the grind commence"
>her life drain attack fully heals her, while I do no damage
I made a huge mistake not making a high level nekomata instead.
>>344649693
I want to be a succubus (male) while a succubus (male) fucks me.
>>344649014
Why can't women take all our life force in 1 night as opposed to decades
>>344650038
I think we all made that mistake at least once.
>>344650273
That's why whores exist anon.
>Japs in charge of making a succubus
>They just make an elf with a tail and bat wings
>If you're lucky they might remember horns
>They rarely give them red skin and never goat legs
>>344649860
lol well you realize in game succubus is always hot and sexy and i'm not even going to lie about it....
>>344650007
Well true, depends on how you picture them, i remember reading a manga call Devil Ecstasy, Succubus feed on man semen... And it pretty funny that manga, you should go read it sometime...
>>344650506
So, a female Eredar?
>>344650506
Eh, shapeshifters. They can look like whatever they want.
>>344650506
That's because red/blue skinned hottie with horns niche is already occupied by oni in the japanese myths.
>>344650519
You could also feed them blood and milk. Milk's for fooling them though, I don't remember if they could feed on that indefinitely.
>>344650939
Since when do succubi need blood? That's vampires.
>>344650939
I'd feed them milk, if you know what I mean.>tfw no succubus mistress to milk your balls dry only to use magic to refill them and milk them again
>>344650939
Why would you feed them blood? They aren't vampire, unless this is how you picture about them...
>>344651016
They're demons, blood drinking extends to them all "blood is the life". Blood drinking has become associated almost exclusively with vampires but it's not exclusive to them.
>>344650939
How can milk fool them? The taste difference should be more then enough to make them figure out something is not right.
>>344651326
Kappa for example could be placated with cucumbers, but were also known to drink blood, and would rip out your liver through your ass if you were careless. The way to defeat them was, funny enough, to bow to them. Kappa are apparently very polite and HAD to bow back, spilling the water they keep on a cup on their heads, rendering g them helpless.
>>344651454
Nigga they're stories, don't take it so serious. Apparently the color is what fools them, don't remember what the books said about the taste. Also, sleeping with a bare brass dagger on your chest could keep them away.
>>344651774
>Also, sleeping with a bare brass dagger on your chest could keep them away.
But why would you want to keep them away?
>>344651843
Good question.
>>344651843
They can still kill you anon.
Unless you want to die in that way. Which as far as deaths go. Isn't all that bad.
>>344651843
We're talking about the mythological version, the ones is that kill you.
>>344651326
Not really, they consume soul or life force...
>>344652064
The solution is to kill all the other men so the succubus can't afford to kill you.
>>344652104
>>344651549
Lore, faggot, there's more than one source.
>>344652157
Good luck with that.
>>344652157
But that would kill most of them off too. The better solution is to somehow make it so the number of males are equal to the number of succubi so every one gets one guy and one guy only to take care of their needs.
>>344652092
You mean the version from sex-negative propaganda that wanted to vilify these wonderful, benevolent creatures who only want to make men happy.
>>344652214
Except why would they want blood when soul gives them more power, they aren't like vampire where blood empowered them greatly...
>>344641503
What the fuck is a succubus(male)? Isn't that an incubus?
>>344652876
No.
>>344652860
Ok be dumb. I'm not going: to argue with a succubus (male) retard.
>>344652876
Yes it is. But ever since this >>344641503 came out, its become a meme.
>>344652839
Go back to /jp/.
>>344652876
An incubus targets women
A succubus(male) would target men
>>344652607
Doujin featuring a census taker trying to document every succubus when?
>>344653170
>A succubus(male) would target men
Uh, no. That would just be a gay incubus.
>>344652980
It call incubus for fk sake, if you want people to take you serious, at least know wtf you talking about...
>>344652607
>>344653183
You really think feminists would stand for that? They're already losing their minds over sexbots that don't even exist yet. Imagine if they had to compete with succubi.
>>344653170
>>344641503
>>344644469
This meme has to stop
Pretty sure by definition, a succubus receives semen while an incubus gives it.
Just traditionally they are portrayed as female and male for such roles.
>>344653346
Poor things don't have a chance.
>>344653346
They're losing their minds because they know they can't compete.
Wait, don't Succubi have vigina dentatas that bite off the guy's penis in order for her to use it, become an Incubi, and impregnate a woman?
>>344641413
Because real life succubi can look good, but ultimately they're basically just this woman in disguise.
>>344653513
No. The only thing like that I ever heard was that their true form isn't male or female. They become female to get semen from a man and then turn male to use that semen to impregnate a woman.
>>344653513
You should stop reading so many weird ass doujins, senpai.
>>344653513
No, that's a new one.
>>344653635
Wikipedia ain't a doujin, fampire.
>>344653346
Actually, now that I think about it, they couldn't stop the succubi. Succubi would have demonic strength and could easily overpower them, and they could project themselves into men's minds and make themselves visible that way. And I would run into their strong, demonic arms to be swept up and flown away from this world.
>>344653615
second hand children?sounds hot
>>344653923
>>344645793
Brandish, it was an SNES game then later a psp remake. Also it has a hentai anime.
>>344653615
>you'll never cum inside a succubus, have her transform and fuck you with your own semen
feels bad man
>>344654289
I prefer to think she'd use the cum to enhance her own power, then turn some of that power back on me to make me produce more cum and get hard again, and we just continue like that in a self-perpetuating cycle of ecstasy.
Am I the only one who would never touch a succubus? Maybe it's too many horror movies but when people talk about succubi I imagine something much less like Morrigan or the SOTN boss and much more like the first demon shown in Berserk.
>>344654283
Isn't she just a witch? I don't recall her claiming to be a succubus.
>>344653923
>run into their strong, demonic arms to be swept up and flown away from this world
One of the reasons succubi are so great for gentle femdom.
>>344654714
Or rough. Either works.
>>344654513
I'd fuck that thing if she wouldn't eat me.
>>344653170
So its a gay Incubus?
>>344653513
Because they need to feed on the mans souland spermthrough his penis
>>344655456
No. Gay incubus would be top.
Succubus (male) is bottom.
>>344655647
A male succubus is an incubus
>tfw no tall dom succubus to steal my virgin mana
>tfw said succubus won't turn into an incubus to impregnate my mom so that I get a little, witch half-sister
Feels pretty shitty but is my lore correct?
>>344652876
Incubus get energy from having power or control over their target during the boink, gender nonspecific
Succubus actually suck the energy straight from their target, gender nonspecific
>>344655808
Indeed it is. Regardless of top or bottom. A dominant succubus wouldn't be an incubus (female).
>>344657005
The plural forms are 'succubi' and 'incubi'.
>>344641413
Real life succubi preferred women and incubi preferred men.
>>344656493
Sounds about right though an little wizard brother might be easier to get along with.
>>344657109
you can succubi this dick faggot
>>344654513
>Maybe it's too many horror movies
It is.
>>344657050
>Regardless of top or bottom
But what if it's a power bottom?
>>344658853
Doesn't matter. Female is still succubus, male is still incubus.
>>344658853
A power bottom is just a normal woman in a vanilla relationship.
>>344654668
Oh shit your right, I had forgotten since theirs the game with sorceress and then the hentai anime with the same name but that's a succubus. Been too long
>>344641413
>Why aren't real life succubi
>real life succubi
>>344645976
Haven't watched Konosuba, but is even the context here? They go to some magic brothel and that's it?
>>344645793
Village of Nightmare has a few... strange fetishes, but it (And the sequel) are about Succubi invading a town and corrupting everyone inside it into more succubi.
>>344654283
>>344654668
Wait, brandish was origianlly a SNES game? So they made a fantasy game into porn? Not the other way around? The fuck? Why?
>>344660387
>he hasn't been visited by a succubus
>>344662581
Tell me your secret!
>ctrl+f "Xana"
>0 results
>>344654283
>>344654668
>>344660089
The hentai version was better.
Demons > Devils
What would an Incubus (female) look like?
>>344662651
Not him, but here are some blogs you might find interesting:
asuccubuslovesme.blogspot.com/
https://mysuccubusmarissa.wordpress.com/about/
>>344663515
like a male succubus
>>344644993
>not 'dancing with the stars'
>>344662728
>>344663081
I hate how choosing her forces you tokill Leanna.If only I could make her understand I wasn't going torelease my father or take over the world.
Succubusses were made up to explain men orgasming in sleep, but what's the point of incubuses?
>>344663248
>Demons > Devils
Laughing 4E Asmodeus.jpg
>>344664246
Sodomy.
>why is my ass sore?
>dude it was a demon i swear
>>344664919
I remember being humped by a faggot ghost for a week,I do not do drugs, do not drink alcohol, I was awake
>>344663589
Ugh. Why must it always be so complicated?
>>344651843
Talked to a guy who believed he had a succubus following him. He summoned it because free sex and had the most amazing wet dreams every night afterwards. He's trying to get rid of it now because after a few months he started to notice that even though his dreams were satisfying, his sleep wasn't. He had been irritable and moody for a while because he couldn't rest. Seemed actually lethargic while he was telling me this.
He's a crackpot, but that would be a pretty good reason to get rid of one.
>>344662885
It's really not. It had like bazillion volumes of nothing going on with mediocre drawing. I stopped caring about it around vol 3, you have to be pretty fucking dedicated to have followed it all these years.
>>344665089
it was me lol
>>344665472
that explains why I didnt felt a dick while being humped
>>344665573
>didn't felt
yeah i'm a girl btw
>>344665823
>>>didn't felt
its hard to learn english here in africa
>>344665235
Because if it was easy then it wouldn't be worth having.
![[Arsenal] Devil Cherry Pie.png](https://i.imgur.com/KTLnqES.png "[Arsenal] Devil Cherry Pie.png")
>>344641413
Surinamese paperfolding succubi are hotter than video game ones
>>344666129
Touche.
>>344666129
If I wanted sex to be difficult, I'd go for a normal woman.
The lewdest.
>>344666803
Or at least the best.
