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HEY YOU YEAH YOU, TURDWRANGLER GIVE ME A REVIEW OF THE LAST
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HEY YOU

YEAH YOU, TURDWRANGLER

GIVE ME A REVIEW OF THE LAST GAME YOU PLAYED, AND DON'T FUCKING MUMBLE. SPEAK UP.
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KIRBY'S DREAMLAND 3. WHILE IT'S A MAJOR STEP UP FROM DL2, IT STILL HAS MANY GLARING FLAWS, SUCH AS ONLY ONE MOVE OER ABILITY, ANIMAL FRIENDS STILL FEELING UNNECESSARY, AND HEART STARS REQUIRING ASININE TASKS. IT'S STILL GREAT FUN TO PLAY, VERY APPEALING TO LOOK AT AND LISTEN TO. THE DIFFICULTY IS AT A VERY GOOD CURVE, AND THE MULTIPLAYER IMPLEMENTATION ADDS A LOT OF FUN. HOWEVER, IT CAN BREAK THE AFOREMENTIONED CURVE, DUE TO THE ABILITY TO INFINITELY REGENERATE P2'S HEALTH.
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>>344597404
RADIANT HISTORIA IS FUCKING AMAZING AND I DONT EVEN REALLY KNOW WHY I JUST BEAT IT AND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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ᶠᵃᶫᶫᵒᵘᵗ 3⋅ ᴵ ᵐᵉᵃᶰ, ᴵ ᵍᵘᵉˢˢ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵒᵏᵃʸ⋅
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DANGANRONPA IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU MIX 999, ACE ATTORNEY, AND THEN ANIMU IT'S SHIT UP. THE INVESTIGATIONS ARE FUCKING GREAT, THE TRIALS AREN'T AS GREAT DUE TO HOW MANY FUCKING MINIGAMES THERE ARE, AND THE CHARACTERS RANGE FROM "DUDE WEED LMAO" TO SLIGHTLY DECENT.
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THE WITCHER 3 IS PRETTY FUCKIN' GOOD BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY THE TWO DLC'S FOR IT ARE PROBABLY TWO OF THE BEST DLC'S EVER ESPECIALLY BLOOD AND WINE HOLY SHIT THE ENDING MADE ME FEEL SO GOOD AND COMPLETE. I CAN'T WAIT FOR CYBERPUNK.
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>>344597404
MEGAMAN BATTLE NETWORK 5 COLONEL IS FUCKING GREAT ASIDE FROM THE LIBERATION MISSIONS AND EVEN THEN THOSE ARE PRETTY ALRIGHT.
I PREFERRED STYLE CHANGES OVER SOUL UNISONS THOUGH.
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>>344597404
SPELUNKY IS AN INCREDIBLY GOOD PLATFORMER WITH A LOT LITTLE NUANCES AND A LARGE VARIETY OF ITEMS THAT MAKE THE GAME ENTERTAINING. THE ONLY ISSUE I REALLY HAVE IS THAT RNG CAN SAVE OR DESTROY A RUN AT ANY NEW FLOOR
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ROTK13. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING. GRAHPIC IS SHIT. GAMEPLAY IS OKAY.
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JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE 7TH STAND USER. FOR AN RPGMAKER2000 GAME IT'S PRETTY GREAT AND THERE WAS A LOT OF EFFORT PUT INTO IT. I'M ON MY SECOND PLAYTHROUGH, AND THIS IS WHAT EVERY SHIT ANIME FAN WISHES THEIR TERRIBLE ANIME GAME WAS LIKE

THE THINGS THAT BUG ME ARE THAT IF YOU CAN INTERACT WITH THE GAME WORLD USING YOUR STAND IT PROBABLY SUCKS IN BATTLE AND VICE VERSA, AND THE FEMALE PLAYER CHARACTER MODEL IS EITHER SAILOR VENUS, JOLYNE, A FAT GIRL, OR A TINY ANIME GIRL, AND THAT'S SORT OF SHIT, ALSO YOU CAN'T GET THE GOOD ENDING ON A SINGLE PLAYTHROUGH BUT IF THOSE ARE THE ONLY FLAWS WITH A GAME MADE BY SOME WEEB IN HIS MOM'S BASEMENT THAT'S PRETTY GREAT
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GOD DAMN, ALL THE WELL THOUGHT OUT REVIEWS IN THIS THREAD ARE BADASS.
>>344598439
EXCEPT FOR YOU FAGGOT SPEAK THE FUCK UP
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LAST GAME I PLAYED WAS KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM.

IT'S PRETTY OK. BUILDING ROCKETS IS FUN AS FUCK, BUT THE DEVS COULD MAKE SOME MORE PARTS AND SHIT. UNFORTUNATELY IM PRETTY SHIT AT PLANES.
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Zeno Clash

It's meh
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>>344599053
7TH STAND USER WAS MADE BY A JAP NOT A WEEB YOU DOWN QUARK
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>>344597404
DEVIL MAY CRY 3D FOR JAVA PHONES, IT HAS ALL WEAPONS FROM DMC3, IT'S A TECNHLOGY MARVEL, LOOK AT IT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llK2GPjM-Nk
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>>344598907
THE GRAPHICS ARE SO DISAPPOINTING, I REALLY MISS THE GRAPHICS IN 11.

ROT3K13 IS PRETTY FUN BUT IT'S NOT AS COMPLEX AS ITS PREDECESSORS, SO I'M FAIRLY CONFIDENT I'LL GET BORED OF IT.

WHAT THE FUCK KOEI. HOW DID YOU STRIP THIS SERIES OF COMPLEXITIES AND NOT ADD ANYTHING NEW TO MAKE UP FOR IT? IT MAKES 10 LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MASTERPIECE AND 10 WAS SLOW AS FUCK.
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YES POINTING FINGER

I JUST BEAT 999

THE ENDING WAS BEYOND CONFUSING AS FUCK AND TOOK A WEIRD TWIST I DIDNT SEE COMING, WHICH I CANT SAY IS A GOOD THING. IT ALSO HAD A "EVERYONE IS HAPPY" KINDA ENDING WHICH I WASNT DIGGING. WITH THAT SAID, IM GLAD ITS FINALLY OVER SINCE I DID LIKE 5 DAMN ENDINGS UNTIL GETTING THE TRUE ENDING.

I GIVE 999 A GENEROUS 7 OUT OF 10
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999 IT HAS REALLY FUN PUZZLES AND INTENSE ATMOSPHERE AND I REALLY LIKE IT, HAS 6 ENDINGS AND IT CAN BE TEDIOUS TO GET EACH ONE. I'M ON MY SECOND PLAYTHROUGH AND I WANT TO SKIP A LOT MORE THAN I'M ABLE TO BUT OTHERWISE 9/10 IN MY OPINION
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>>344597404
Tales of Abyss is alright. Solid, iconic characters. Interesting plotline.
Gameplay was probably fine for the time, but isn't as fine-tuned as more modern Tales titles. They could throw new combat mechanics and freedom at you quicker.

I give the 3ds port a 7/10 so far.
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I PLAYED THE FIRST DEVIL MAY CRY. I'D NEVER PLAYED ANY OF THESE GAMES BEFORE BUT I'M SHOCKED HOW GOOD IT IS. COMBAT IS SOLID AND REQUIRES ACTUAL SKILL AND PRECISE INPUT FROM THE PLAYER INSTEAD OF JUST BUTTON MASHING. THE FIXED CAMERA ANGLES AND SPOOKY RESIDENT EVIL CASTLE ADD A GREAT ATMOSPHERE TO WHAT IS A TOP TIER ACTION GAME.
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>>344597404
MY CODE OF ETHICS DEMANDS I ONLY REVIEW GAMES I FINISH, THE LAST OF WHICH WAS FAR CRY 4 (got it during the summer sale).

Very much more of the same, with poor writing badly propped up by Borderlands-style internet humor. This sharply contrasted with the setting: for instance a native rual Indian/Nepali telling me "Hashtag you only live once!" as I jump from a cliff. Whoever's job it was to make the writing tongue in cheek (think the M.I.A. opening of 3) clearly got fired between games. Sophomoric treatment of drug use, hamfisted moral choices, and a weak premise make the story fall almost completely flat. The one bright spot would be the characterization of the main villain, but similar to Vas he is mostly wasted potential.

I can't keep going, this is 4chan for Christ's sake, but there's way more I could talk about, a lot of it much more positive. A high 3/5 for me, but I might have given it a 2 if I played it on the heels of 3.
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TERRARIA IS OKAY DESU
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HEROES OF MIGHT AND MAGIC 3 COMMONLY ABBREVIATED AS HOMM3 IS THE BEST FUCKING EXAMPLE OF A GAME THAT'S AGED WELL. REALLY GOOD UI DESIGN AND SPRITES CONVEY EVERYTHING THE PLAYER NEEDS.

THE GAMEPLAY ALSO EXCELS BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF CHEESY STRATEGIES THAT DETRACT FROM THE OVERALL VALUE OF IT LIKE BLACK DRAGONS AND ARMAGEDDON.

OVERALL I'D RATE IT A 9/10. IF YOU ARE GOING TO TORRENT IT THEN GET A GOG COPY AND HD MOD. NOT THE HD EDITION BULLSHIT.
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>>344597404
dragon ball xenoverse is a good game hampered by lots of padding. i got it and the season pass on sale for only $24 and i think it's worth about that much for all of the bullshit the game puts you through.
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>>344597404

I PLAY TUROK YOU PIECE OF SHIT

YOU STAB AND SHOOT THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING AND FEAST ON THEIR FLESH FOR HEALTH

PLATFORMING FUCKING SUCKS THOUGH
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>>344600132
>>344600274
FUCKING MORPHOGENETIC FIELDS, MAN.
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I BEAT FEAR

FEAR IS PRETTY RAD. BUT I WISH THEIR WERE MORE NINJAS AND IT DOESN'T GET REALLY SPOOKY UNTIL THE BAD PLACE STARTS EXPLODING.
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>>344600715
that said i think the sequel will be a lot better.
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I PLAYED A LITTLE OVERWATCH TODAY AND MY ONLY GRIPE IS NOT WITH BALANCE BUT WITH FAGGOTS FUCKING LEAVING GAMES - 7.5/10 PRETTY GOOD

ALSO I PLAYED A LITTLE FFX AND THE DIALOGUE IS SO MUCH SHITTIER THAN I REMEMBER - MY MOM FUCKING HATES IT - I'M WAITING FOR HER TO GET INTO THE ROOM DURING THE LAUGHING SCENE - 6.5/10 ONLY BOUGHT IT FOR BLITZBALL
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LEGO JURASSIC PARK HAS GREAT CUTSCENES BUT AVERAGE MISSIONS. IT IS A JOY TO EXPLORE THE PARKS FROM EACH MOVIE AND DISCOVER THEIR SECRETS.
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Gameplay is kind of bad, but I can get used to it. Hitboxes, enemy AI, enemy movesets and player's moveset are absolutely shit. Combat is easy to abuse. To be honest it's harder to make a standard build than to make a broken one.

Story is pretty good. Some of the characters got reduced to "sarcastic guy who likes to drink" and sometimes lazy writing really shows. Quest design is a big problem, since it's literally Skyrim tier.

The game needs polish. Some TECHNOLOGY, some fixes. Characters are wet indoors if it's raining outside. Clothing clips in every single cutscene. Dialogue menus are extremely clunky. Fast travel system has its problems and bugs.

But yeah, it's pretty good. 7.5/10.

The Witcher 3
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PARAGON

I THINK IT HAS SOME SERIOUS POTENTIAL, PRETTY SMOOTH AND FUN GAMEPLAY.

THE NORMALLY BRAINDEAD LANING PHASE IS INTRIGUING WITH THE WHOLE THIRD PERSON SHOOTER + LAST HITS THING.

DEFINITELY HAS SOME BALANCING ISSUES BUT I HAVEN'T HAD TO SPEND A PENNY ON THE GAME AND ALL HEROES ARE FREE.
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UHH ZERO TIME DILEMMA.
AT FIRST I THOUGHT "WOW WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THEY MAKE A SUCH A SHIT LOOKING SEQUEL" BUT THEN I GOT PAST THE FIRST VOTE AND I STOPPED CARING ABOUT THE JANKY ANIMATIONS. I PREFER THE FLOW OF THE FIRST TWO GAMES BUT BEING ABLE TO VOTE AS ONE GROUP AND IMMEDIATELY AS ANOTHER IS AN INTERESTING WAY TO TIE THE STORY TOGETHER AND I LOOK FORWARD TO FINISHING THE REST. THE PUZZLE SECTIONS HAVE BEEN IMPROVED (ON THE 3DS ANYWAY) SLIGHTLY IN THAT STYLUS MOVEMENT FOR THE SCREEN IS MUCH FASTER AND THEY RESTORED THE "PRESS BUTTON TO SWITCH ITEM" FEATURE MISSING FROM VLR. THE DIALOGUE IS STILL AMUSING AS EVER BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL I SHOULDA GOT A DIFFERENT PORT BECAUSE LOW FRAME RATE SUCKS ASS.
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>>344597404
BALDUR'S GATE IS A FANTASTIC GAME IT HAS A COMFY SOUNDTRACK AND MINSC IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER BECAUSE HE'S JUST A TEENAGER AND YET HE SOUNDS LIKE A GROWN JEWISH MAN ALSO DYNAHEIR HAS THE BEST PAIR OF TIDDIES I'VE EVER SEEN IN ISOMETRIC
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>>344600817
YES THOSE, SHOULD I SPACE PLAYTHROUGHS OUT? I WANT TO KEEP GOING BUT I GOT SUB ENDING AND IT MADE ME DEPRESSED AS FUCK FOR SOME REASON.
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>>344597404

PROJECT MIRAI DX HAS AN ASSLOAD OF CONTENT AND BY FAR AND AWAY THE BEST SETLIST IN THE PROJECT DIVA SERIES, BUT IS HELD BACK BY THE 3DS'S SHITTY FACE BUTTONS AND TERRIBLE SOUND COMPRESSION. I WOULD STILL SAY IT'S LIKELY THE BEST IN THE SERIES ASIDE FROM FUTURE TONE, THOUGH.
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>>344600920
THEY LITERALLY GIVE YOU A MECH IN 2 IT'S NOT SCARY AT ALL.

STILL YOU SHOULD PLAY IT, OR JUST WATCH THE ENDING.
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>>344597404
SIEGE
ITS FUCKING UNDERRATED AS FUCK BUT SUFFERS FROM SOME PROBLEMS, MAINLY UBISHIT. STILL DOESN'T MAKE THAT GEM LESS FUCKING SHINY
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>>344597404
JUMP ULTIMATE STARS
THE ABILITY TO BUILD TEAMS BY PLACING PANLES ON A 4x5 GRID IS A PRETTY COOL IDEA. BUT GOD FUCKING DAMN COMBAT IS BROKEN AS SHIT
THERE IS NO ACTUAL WAY YO GET PAST GUARD OUTSIDE OF LAGGY ASS MOVES THAT DON'T DO ANY DAMAGE
THERE IS NO OKI, PEOPLE GET RESPAWN INVINCIBILITY ON WAKEUP
EVERYONE GETS TEN COMBO BREAKS AT THE START OF THE MATCH
OVERALL THE GAME IS TOO ASS TO ENJOY DECK BUILDING MY FAVORITE WEEB CHARACTERS
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>>344601163
WHAT WAS THAT ?COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MEDALLION!

SPEAK UP
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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STAR WARS DARK FORCES

ITS LIKE DOOM BUT THERE'S DUMB SHIT STAR WARS CHARACTERS THAT LOOK FUCKING LAME BUT ITS STAR WARS SO IM SUCKING ITS DICK UNTIL IT EJACULATES STARS ALL OVER MY FACE. ITS PRETTY GOOD
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>>344601371
IT'S ADVANTAGEOUS TO CONTINUE BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO MORE GAMES TO GO THROUGH AND A LOT MORE STORY TO COVER SO IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO BE RUNNING OUT OF THIS PRIMO CONTENT ANY TIME SOON, BUT IT WOULD BE WORRISOME IF YOU BURNT OUT SOMEHOW AND NEVER WENT BACK. PERSONALLY, I COULDN'T HOLD MYSELF BACK AND GOT ALL THE ENDINGS IN ONE NIGHT AND INSTANTLY BOUGHT VLR OFF THE ESHOP, JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET TIRED AND PLAY FOR THE SAKE OF IT, HOW YOU ENJOY GAMES IS UP TO YOU.
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>>344601603
GAME NEEDS ANOTHER MONTH IN DEVELOPMENT
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The gameplay, or lack thereof, is at least 96.2284% memes.
The writer got cucked, claimed he was gay, didn't like dicks, then became even more of a raging faggot.
Claptrap is a fucking piece of shit metal cancer faggot meme loving nigger jew kike cunt.
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>>344601371
GET ALL THE ENDINGS, EACH ROUTE HAS AN INTERESTING STORY YOU PUSSY

Captcha: boats
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SYSTEM SHOCK 2
JUST FINISHED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
WHY DID I WAIT THIS LONG TO PLAY IT
BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING RETARD
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EYE DIVINE CYBERMANCY'S STORY MAKES VERY LITTLE SENSE BUT IT DOESNT REALLY MATTER CAUSE ITS MORE LIKE SHADOWRUN AND WH40K HAD A CHILD AND LEFT IT ON SERIOUS SAM'S DOORSTEP AS A BABY. THIS SHIT IS FUCKING NUTS
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COUNTER STRIKE SOURCE

If I play only cs_office no AWP/AUTO servers does that make me a virgin.
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>>344601241
IS IT ANY GOOD PUZZLEWISE? I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING IT BECAUSE 999 KICKS ASS. I CAN DEAL WITH JANK I PLAYED DEADLY PREMONITION AND MOST BETHESDA GAMES ON CONSOLE.
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>>344601884
OKAY ONTO DOOR 3 AND EVERYTHING ELSE GUESS I'LL STOP BEING A FAGGOT.
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>>344597404
LIMBO

IT'S AN INFERIOR VERSION OF INSIDE WITH PUZZLES OF A MORE TEDIOUS NATURE. ALSO, THE VISUAL DESIGN WORKS AGAINST THE GAME AT TIMES, AS THE PLAYER CANNOT DISCERN WHAT IS IN THE FUCKING BACKGROUND OR NOT.

IF YOU DIE YOU RESPAWN 10 SECONDS LATER, SO THE GAME IS ONLY A FEW HOURS LONG AND HAS NO ACTUAL CHALLENGE. I ACTUALLY APPRECIATE THIS TYPE OF STORYBOOK GAMEPLAY AS IT'S A WELCOME CHANGE OF PACE FROM MULTIPLAYER AND COLLECTION/SCORE RELATED SINGLE PLAYER GAMES.

I FIND MYSELF WISHING FOR A GAME LIKE A COMBINATION OF ORI AND LIMBO, WHERE MORE SKILL IS REQUIRED TO ADVANCE THROUGH A SIMILAR TYPE OF STORYBOOK GAMEPLAY.
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>>344602079
HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK YOU SISSY
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>>344602172
I MEAN YOU FUCKING RESPAWN 10 SECONDS EARLIER, OBVIOUSLY
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>>344597404

CRYPT OF THE NECRODANCER

ITS PRETTY FUN BUT IT MAKES ME COMPULSIVELY MOVE MY BODY TO THE RHYTHM OF THE GAME EVEN WHEN IM NOT PLAYING AND FRANKLY IT'S QUITE UNSETTLING
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>>344597404
DOOM
I HAVEN'T PLAYED MUCH OF IT YET BUT I ENJOY THE FASTER PACED GUNPLAY AND THE GLORY KILLS ARE SURPRISINGLY NOT ANNOYING.
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>>344601998
THERE ARE VERY FEW PUZZLES IN VLR THAT ARE BULLSHIT TIER AND THE PUZZLES ARE PROBABLY ON THE SAME TIER AS 999. THE GAME ADDS "GOLD FILES" WHICH PROVIDE TRIVIA NOT NEEDED TO FINISH THE GAME AND THEIR PUZZLES CAN BE A BIT WEIRD THOUGH, WEIRD AS IN CRYPTIC.
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>>344602219
WILL DO YOU HAVE FUN IN YOUR ENDEAVORS GENERAL PATTON. YOU ARE VERY MOTIVATING.
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FURI
LOVELY GAME, GOOD STORY, FANTASTIC MUSIC, LOVELY TO LOOK AT. GOOD GAMEPLAY. REALLY SHORT.
8/10 WILL PLAY AGAIN.
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>>344597404
MONSTER HUNTER 4U
YOU'RE A HUNTER, YOU HUNT MONSTERS
MONSTERS ARE BIG GUYS
4U
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GOD EATER RESURRECTION
IT'S FUN!
KANON IS TOP CUTE!
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>>344599674
IF YOU WANT TO GET BETTER AT PLANES, MAKE SURE YOUR CENTER OF MASS IS REALLY CLOSE TO THE CENTER OF LIFT. IDEALLY IT IS ONLY VERY SLIGHTLY IN FRONT OF THE CENTER OF LIFT.

AFTER THAT MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF CONTROL SURFACES. LONG WINGS WITH AILERONS ON THE ENDS WILL GIVE YOU LOTS OF TORQUE FOR ROTATING, AND HOW MANY AILERONS YOU'LL NEED TO LIFT YOUR NOSE UP FOR TAKEOFF DEPENDS ON YOUR PLANE. ADD MORE IF YOU CAN'T PULL YOUR NOSE UP AT THE END OF THE RUNWAY.

MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A TAILFIN AT THE END TO STABILIZE YOUR SHIP ALONG THE Y AXIS.

TIPS FOR FLYING YOUR PLANE:
>DON'T PULL UPWARDS TOO HARD OTHERWISE YOU WILL STALL
>TURN BY ROLLING YOUR PLANE, SLIGHTLY PULLING THE NOSE UP AND LETTING THE LIFT FORCE ALTER YOUR TRAJECTORY
>TRY TO KEEP YOUR NOSE POINTED FAIRLY CLOSE TO THE DIRECTION YOUR PLANE IS GOING IN OTHERWISE YOU WILL LOSE CONTROL AND TERRIBLE THINGS WILL HAPPEN

LANDING IS HARD. TRY FINDING A FLAT FIELD TO PRACTICE LANDING ON. THE FIELD NEXT TO THE KSC IS VERY FLAT. YOU WILL NEED TO COME IN SOMEWHAT FAST FOR LANDING AT THE SPACE CENTER TO MAINTAIN MANEUVERABILITY SO ATTACH DROGE CHUTES TO THE ENGINES AND DEPLOY THEM WHEN YOU TOUCH GROUND SO YOU CAN SLOW DOWN AND NOT CRASH INTO THE OCEAN WHEN YOU TRY TO LAND ON THE STRIP.

GOOD LUCK ASTRONAUT. LEARNING HOW TO PLANE IS WORTHWHILE. IT'S BALLER AS FUCK AND YOU SAVE A LOT OF MONEY. I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW TO DOCK OTHERWISE LEARNING HOW TO FLY IS USELESS.
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KIRBY PLANET ROBOBOT.
IT WAS FUCKING FUN, BUT IT WAS EASY AS SHIT. THE TRUE ARENA WAS SO FUCKING DISAPPOINTING, BUT STAR DREAM SOUL OS MAKES UP FOR IT
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>>344601808
EVEN THE DLC SHIT? I NEED TO PLAY THROUGH 2 AT SOME POINT I'M SKIPPING ONE BECAUSE I'M A FAGGOT CONSOLE KEK.
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>>344602409
I PERSONALLY STRUGGLED MORE WITH COMPLETING THE ESCAPES THAN FINDING THE GOLD FILES.

ALL THE GOLD FILES WERE GOTTEN ON FIRST ATTEMPT BUT I HAD TO EITHER STRUGGLE OR TURN ON EASY MODE TO FINISH A COUPLE OF THE ESCAPES IN VLR BECAUSE I AM A CASUAL.
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>>344597404
NEVERWINTER NIGHTS 2
CAMPAIGNS ARE ALRIGHT
MOD SCENE IS SHIT AND DEAD
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WWE 2K16 IS A BORING GAME THAT SEEMINGLY HASN'T DONE MUCH WITH IT'S GAMEPLAY SINCE I LAST PLAYED A GAME IN THE FRANCHISE (WWE SMACKDOWN VS RAW 2007 ON PS2!) BUT IT KEEPS ME INTERESTED WITH IT'S CHARACTER CREATION.
OVERALL I'M VERY GLAD I TORRENTED IT INSTEAD OF BUYING IT.
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SHANTAE AND THE PIRATE'S CURSE.
GAME WAS FUN, MUSIC WAS THE BEST PART OF THE GAME..... BESIDES ROTTYTOP
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>>344597404
10/10
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>>344602694
GAME IS PRETTY GOOD, NOT SHIT

DLC GREAT

SKIP 2 2, ITS MUCH WORSE THAN 3
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>>344602776
HAHA FUCKING EASY MODE. FUCKING LMAOING AT YOUR LIFE. I'M JOKING OF COURSE, SOMETIMES I WOULD FIND A GOLD FILE AND TAKE LITERAL HOURS TO FIND THE OTHER AND SOMETIMES THE REVERSE. COMES WITH THE PUZZLE GAME TERRITORY THOUGH I GUESS.
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>>344602515
I GET THAT JOKE . I HAVE MONSTER HUNTER 3DS, I CAN'T GET INTO IT BECAUSE ENEMIES ARE DAMAGE SPONGES. WHAT SHOULD I DO, I TRIED CONNECTING OVER INTERNET BUT COULDN'T FIND GAMES, DO I NEED A WIIU? I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT THESE FEELINGS ANYMORE, I'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT I STARTED FIGHTING FOR.
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>>344597404
BREATH OF FIRE. IT'S OKAY I GUESS. THE GRAPHICS ARE PRETTY DECENT AND I LIKE THE COMBAT ANIMATIONS BUT THE BATTLES GO ON FOR TOO LONG, A LOT OF THE ANIMATIONS ARE REDUNDANTLY SLOW, AND THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY OF THEM. ON TOP OF THAT, THE TRANSLATION IS SO VAGUE THAT THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE FOR MOST OF THE HIDDEN SHIT YOU WILL NEED A GUIDE BECAUSE THERE ARE NO HINTS FOR THAT SHIT AT ALL. THE STORY ALSO FEELS KIND OF ANTICLIMACTIC, TOO, I GUESS. IT'S OKAY OVERALL.
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Well, overwatch is pretty fun, and fast paced, even if it's pretty casual. It has the right amount of simple fun to keep me interested.
Biggest issues are small balance tweaks that are needed, (Buff Zenyatta and D.Va, no stacking heroes in Comp) and a lack of decent matchmaking when you're in the top 25%. I keep getting matched with levels around 62, when I'm 55. Real uphill battle, but I'm surviving.

My caps lock key is broken. I'm not holding down shift to type, fag.
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>>344602891
I WON'T UNDERSTAND THE NARRATIVE THOUGH. I HEAR THE SERIES IS VERY STORY HEAVY.
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sonic the hedgehog on the master system is difficult but fun as fuck

there
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WHILE SUPER MARIO 64 WAS ONCE CONSIDERED A GREAT GAME, SOME PARTS OF THE GAME HAVE UNFORTUNATELY AGED LIKE MILK. THE CAMERA IS FUCKING SHIT AND SO ARE THE GRAPHICS, THOUGH IT MAKES SENSE, AS IT WAS A LAUNCH TITLE FOR THE NINTENDO 64.

HOWEVER, I STILL BELIEVE THAT SUPER MARIO 64 IS A GREAT GAME, WITH STELLAR LEVEL AND SOUND DESIGN. THE CONTROLS FEEL GOOD AND RESPONSIVE, AND MARIO MOVES NICELY AND SMOOTHLY.

HOWEVER, RAINBOW RIDE 100 COINS CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES
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WELL, I PLAYED LEAGUE OF LEGENDS. SHITTY AS ALWAYS, BUT FINE. ASIDE FROM GARBAGE GAMES YOU PLAY WITH FRIENDS, I HAVE PLAYED PROJECT X ZONE 2! THE WRITING IS VERY NICE, I FEEL IT DOES JUSTICE TO ALL OF THE CHARACTERS, WHILE ALSO LETTING THEM BREATHE AND BE COMEDIC! THE COMBAT, WHILE REPETITIVE, IS STILL BETTER THAN TURN BASED GAMES, BUT SOME MISSIONS AREN'T REALLY FAIR. I HAVE ONLY EVER LOST ON MISSIONS WHERE THE ENEMIES HAVE TO GET TO SPECIFIC SPOTS TO WIN, AND SINCE THE ENEMIES ALWAYS COME I WAVES MIDWAY THROUGH THE MATCH, YOU DON'T KNOW PRIOR THAT YOU NEED TO PUT YOUR BEST GUYS ON THE SIDE WITH THE FASTEST ENEMIES, BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW THEY'D SPAWN THERE.
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I ENJOYED RHYTHM HEAVEN MEGAMIX. BUT IT WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER WITHOUT THE TUTORIAL LEVELS AND IF IT WAS A BIT HARDER OVERALL.

ALSO, WHATEVER ASSHOLE DECIDED TO BRING BACK AIR BOARDER AND NOT SPLASHDOWN SHOULD BE BEATEN WITH SOAP.
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>>344603091
PUSSY ASS FAGGOT I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE BITCHING YOU OVERRIDEN CUNT. HAVE A NICE DAY
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TEAM FORTRESS 2 IS ALRIGHT I GUESS. I MEAN, I DON'T LIKE IT ANYMORE THAN WHAT I USED TO WAY BACK, AND WITH THE ARRIVAL OF A BROKEN COMPETITIVE SYSTEM AND CONSTANT LET DOWNS I'M REALLY CERTAIN THAT VALVE DOESN'T THINK THAT TEAM FORTRESS 2 CAN COME BACK TO BEING AS POPULAR AS IT OCNE WAS.

http://steamcharts.com/app/440
I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT THESE NUMBERS. AT THE BEGINNING OF 2016, THERE WAS A CONSTANT STREAM OF PLAYERS, AND WITH THE RELEASE OF OVERWATCH AND OTHER GAMES, VALVE JUST DOESN'T HAVE THE FAITH IN THEIR GAMES ANYMORE WHAT WITH COMPETITION. IT'S LIKE THEY'RE ROLLING OVER AND BEGGING TO BE PUT OUT AT THIS POINT.
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>>344603164
WHAT? YOU LIKE TO FUCK ANIMALS YOU DEPRAVED BASTARD!
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>>344603095
YES THEY ARE BUT THERE ARE ALMOST NO REFERENCES TO THE PREVIOUS GAMES, ONLY TO THE BOOKS

LITERALLY 90% OF THE CHARACTERS ARE FROM THE BOOKS AND READING THEM WILL DOUBLE YOUR ENJOYMENT OF THE GAME

ALSO THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD, EVEN FOR SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T REALLY LIKE BOOKS
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>>344603365
WHERE THE FUCK CAN I READ THE BOOKS AT
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>>344603250
I COULDN'T HEAR THAT LINK. WEBSITE ADDRESSES AREN'T CASE SENSITIVE MAGGOT.
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>>344597404
SHADOWRUN: HONG KONG IS A GREAT CRPG THAT ANY CYBERPUNK FAN WOULD PLAY, THE OST IS GREAT, ATMOSPHERIC AS FUCK, AND THE STORY SO FAR IS A LITTLE LACKLUSTER COMPARED TO DRAGONFALL BUT I THINK IT'LL PICK UP IN THE END.

RAT SUMMONERS
HONG KONG TRIAD GANGS
CYBERSPACE HACKING
CYBORG ZOMBIE SAMURAI

THIS GAME HAS IT ALL, FAMALAM
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>>344603442
LIBRARY, BOOKSTORE, AND POSSIBLY INTERNET. I HAVE NO IDEA ACTUALLY I JUST LIKE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS.
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DEMON'S SOULS MAKES MY DICK HARD. SUPER HARD. I RECOMMEND IT TO EVERYONE WHO HAS THUMBS. THE SOULS SHIT FORMAT DONE TO COMPLETION FOR THE ONLY TIME IN THE ENTIRE SERIES AND THE GAME FEELS GOOD BRO FOR JUST SUCH A REASON. IT LACKS THE OPEN SPRAWLING WORLD FEEL OF LATER SOULS GAMES, BUT GODDAMN SON IS THIS GAME FINISHED AS FUCK.

BUT FUCK WORLD TENDENCY SERVER ADJUSTMENTS.
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>>344597404
POKEMON TRADING CARD GAME ONLINE. IT'S LIKE HEARTHSTONE IF IT WAS ACTUALLY GOOD. THE GAME IS SIMPLE TO LEARN WITH JUST ENOUGH RNG(COIN FLIPS IS THE MOST RNG THERE IS). MULTIPLE WAYS OF PLAY AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY USE CODE FROM REAL LIFE CARD PACKS TO UNLOCK CARDS IN THE DIGITAL GAME. PLAY IT NOW AND STOP GIVING BLIZZARD YOUR SHEKELS.
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>>344603701
FEELS LIKE A LOT OF GAMES THESE DAYS ARE GETTING RELEASED UNFINISHED, IT'S KIND OF SAD ANON, TOTALLY GET WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM HERE
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CLASSIC DOOM IS FUN AS FUCK. IT'S FAST PACED, AND THE SHOTGUN IS SATISFYING. I JUST FEEL RETARDED THAT IT TAKES ME 20 MINUTES TO BEAT A LEVEL.
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>>344603442
ORDER IT ON AMAZON. I'M POLISH SO I GOT THEM FROM MY PARENTS WHEN I WAS 12, BUT FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN THEY'RE IN EVERY COMMON BOOKSTORE AND LIBRARY
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>>344597404
OVERWATCH

ITS BASICALLY VANILLA TF2 BUT SLIGHTLY WORSE, BUT MY STANDARDS HAVE DETERIORATED OVER THE YEARS SO I PLAY IT ANYWAYS. CONTROLS AND VISUALS ARE NICE, MATCHMAKING AND HERO DESIGN IS ALRIGHT, LITTLE LIGHT ON MAP SELECTION, COMMUNITY IS BASICALLY A CROSS BETWEEN TF2 PLAYERS AND ASSFAGGOT PLAYERS, SO PRETTY CANCEROUS. LEAST IT AINT PAY TO WIN.

CANT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT COMPETITIVE MODE BECAUSE I AINT PLAYING THAT SHIT, I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN AND NOT TRYHARD AND GET PISSY BECAUSE I PLAY WITH LITERAL RETARDS
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>>344602776
WHAT ARE PUZZLES ON IN 999? I DON'T WANT TO BE A BITCH WHEN I GET THROUGH 999. I DON'T HAVE THE NEWEST GAME. ONLY 999 AND THE SEQUEL.
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SPLATOON IS A FUCKYEAH ONLINE MULTIPLAYER GAME, THE ONLY FLAWS AT LAUNCH HAVE BEEN ADDRESSED FOR THE MOST PART, SAVE REGIONAL MATCHMAKING, BUT I GUESS THAT'S WHAT FRIEND ROOMS ARE FOR, IT'LL FUCKING SUCK WHEN NINTENDO CUTS SUPPORT FOR THIS GAME. IT WON'T BE A TIMELESS CLASSIC.
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>>344603895
WHAT IS RECOMMENDED READING ORDER I READ GAME OF THRONES AND LIKE THE SHOW TOO. FUCK DANY IN BOTH AND SNEKS IN SHOW. I LIKED THIS SEASON OVERALL I LIKE ANYTHING CHEESY IN GENERAL BATTLE OF BASTARDS WAS THE BEST BATTLE FUCK RICKON.
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>>344603985
999 DOESN'T HAVE AN EASY MODE. IF YOU KEEP CLICKING ON ITEMS AND ON INTERACTION POINTS YOUR HOMIES WILL GIVE YOU MORE AND MORE HINTS FOR YOUR SORRY INCOMPETENT ASS.

THE EASY MODE IN VIRTUE'S LAST REWARD JUST ENABLES THAT HINTS. THE BEST PART IS THAT WHEN I CASUALED OUT AND TURNED ON EASY MODE FOR A COUPLE PUZZLES, THOSE FUCKING HINTS WEREN'T HELPFUL. THE HINTS ARE NOT NECESSARILY HELPFUL. SOMETIMES THEY SAY EXCESSIVELY OBVIOUS THINGS, AND SOMETIMES THEY SAY ZELDA 2 OR CASTLEVANIA 2 CRYPTIC SHIT.
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>>344604307
ALRIGHT BUT DO I GET MORE CHARACTER INTERACTION/PERSONALITY THROUGH HINTS IN IT?
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YOU DON'T KNOW JACK 2015 AS PART OF THE JACKBOX BUNDLES. IT'S EXACTLY AS EXPECTED, HAD SOME CHUCKLES SO FAR, ONLY DONE ABOUT 10 EPISODES SO FAR.

WILL LOOK AT PLAYING THE OTHERS DURING CHRISTMAS/NEW YEARS WHEN I HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE OVER TO REALLY TRY THEM OUT
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>>344597404
>Pokemon go
>choose faggy Mystic
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DISHONORED IS PRETTY COOL, THE STORY SUCKS SHIT BUT THE SETTING AND GAMEPLAY ARE GOOD. I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY EASY THOUGH I PLAYED ON NORMAL LIKE A PLEB, MANAGED TO NOT KILL ANYONE OR GET DETECTED THE WHOLE CAMPAIGN. GONNA FINISH THE DLC SOON AND DO ANOTHER RUN THROUGH WHERE I KILL EVERYTHING
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>>344604205
FUCK I HAVEN'T WATCHED THE SHOW AND STOPPED READING AFTER A FEAST OF CROWS

READING ORDER?
SWORD OF DESTINY
THE LAST WISH
BLOOD OF ELVES
TIME OF CONTEMPT
BAPTISM OF FIRE
THE SWALLOW'S TOWER
LADY OF THE LAKE

FIRST TWO ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT IF YOU WANT TO UNDERSTAND JOKES, REFERENCES AND SIDEQUESTS

THE REST IS IMPORTANT IF YOU WANT TO UNDERSTAND THE MAIN NARRATIVE

READ THEM ALL EVEN THOUGH ONLY THE FIRST TWO ARE GREAT, THE REST IS OKAY-GOOD

ALSO THERE'S A SIDE NOVEL SEASON OF STORMS
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>>344597404
hey im not a turd wrangler
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>>344604478
IT'S USUALLY THE CHARACTERS INSULTING YOU THOUGH.

IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO JUSTIFY IT. NOTHING IMPORTANT HAPPENS OTHER THAN CHARACTERS TREATING YOU LIKE A PAINT EATING FUCKER.

999 IS REALLY PRIMARILY A VISUAL NOVEL SO YOU WILL GET TONS OF CHARACTER INTERACTION, POSSIBLY MORE THAN YOU WANT. IT MANAGES TO AVOID SHITPOSTING ABOUT VISUAL NOVELS DESPITE MOD POSTS SAYING THEY'RE OK BY HAVING PUZZLE SECTIONS AND BEING RELEASED ON SOMETHING OTHER THAN PC.
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I tried playing WoT again after watching the GuP movie but then I remembered WoT is p2w garbage.
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>>344597404
I HAVE BEEN PLAYING THE UNREAL TOURNAMENT ALPHA AND IT'S PRETTY OKAY. THE LEVEL DESIGN IS NICE, BUT THE MASSIVE ASS AMOUNT OF BUGS TENDS TO BOG DOWN THE OVERALL GAME.
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I l-like Pokémon Platinum...it has a n-nice variety of Pokémon and the difficulty curve is great. J-just wished I could get a C-Cranidos, but other than that it's really s-solid...
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>>344604969
QUIT FUCKING WHISPERING, YOU LIMP DICKED LIBERAL, WHAT GAME DID YOU PLAY?
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>>344604772
I DON'T BLAME YOU BOOKS ARE BETTER AND DANY IS STILL AN UNDESERVING FUCKTARD IN BOTH. I RECCOMEND YOU CATCH UP.
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>>344597404
TEAM FORTRESS 2. 12V12 CTF IS NOT FUN AND THERE WAS NO TIME LIMIT SO IT DRAGGED ON FOR 2 HOURS BEFORE I LEFT I GIVE IT A 5 OUT OF 10
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THIS SHIT IS FUCKING RADICAL, HOW HAVE I NEVER PLAYED THIS GAME BEFORE? I'VE NEVER REALLY BEEN INTO BULLET HELL GAMES, PLAYED A BIT HERE AND THERE BUT THIS IS SOMEHOW SUPRISINGLY ACCESSIBLE WITHOUT COMPROMISING ON IT BEING ABSOLUTELY BALLS HARD

PRETTY FUCKING GOOD, PLAY THIS SHIT
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>>344605203
HAHA CAPS LOCK HHAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT REPRESENTS SHOUTING ON THE INTERNET HAHSH ADk fHRAJs df

Kill yourself you waste of oxygen.
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JUST PLAYED STREET FIGHTER V. I'M ENJOYING IT MUCH MORE THAN WHEN IT LAUNCHED, BUT IT'S PROBABLY THE LAST TIME I SPEND FULL RETAIL PRICE FOR A GAME. THE STORY MODE STILL SUCKS DICK, AND I GET CONSTANT PEOPLE AT GOLD IN RANKED WHO LEAVE DISCONNECT BEFORE THE MATCH IS FINISHED LIKE FUCKING PANSIES BECAUSE I'M WHOOPING THAT ASS. IF CAPCOM FIXES THAT IT WOULD BE A SOLID 7.5/10 IN MY BOOK.
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>>344605159
WHAT ABOUT PEARL HARBOR? I KNOW I HAVE A BIG AMERICAN PENIS.
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MECHWARRIOR ONLINE
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Borderlands 2

It's decent. I like some of the over-the-top shit they do with the weapons and shields.
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I FUCKING FORGOT WHAT GAME I PLAYED LAST
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MAJORA'S MASK I LIKE IT BETTER THAN OOT
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LA MULANA
FUCK THIS PUZZLE BULLSHIT IM TOO DRUNK
9/10
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DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE

I'M TOO SCARED TO PLAY ONLINE
THE GAMEPLAY IS REPETITIVE AS HELL
GRINDING IS A BITCH
RNGESUS HATES ME
BUT I LOVE CREATING CHARACTERS EVEN IF I HARDLY PLAY AS THEM
PLUS FIGHTING ALONGSIDE GOKU AND FRIENDS HELPS QUELL THE AUTISM IN MY BRAIN

ALSO THERE'S NOT ENOUGH LEWDS OF TOWA
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>>344605240
I'LL DO IT THIS WEEKEND
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>>344605594
WHAT'S THE LAST GAME YOU REMEMBER PLAYING THEN YOU FUCKING NIGGER
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DARK SOULS 2

THE MAIN GAME IS PRETTY SHIT BUT THE SUNKEN KING IS THE BEST THING EVER SO FUCK IT
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>>344597404
ELSWORD IS A GAME WITH GOOD PHYSICS AND MECHANICS BUT IS RUINED BY THE COMPANY RUNNING THE SHIT BY HAVING TOO MANY ALMOST NECESSARY TO PLAY THE GAME FEATURES LOCKED BEHIND PAYWALLS AND THE BALANCE FOR CHARACTERS IS SO ATROCIOUS THAT THE GAME IS BASICALLY UNENJOYABLE FOR ANYONE WHO WANTED TO PVP.
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PAPERS PLEASE WAS ONE OF THE MOST TRYING EXPERIENCES I'VE EVER HAD WITH A VIDEO GAME. THE GAME ITSELF WASN'T ACTUALLY DIFFICULT, BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP IT FROM FEELING STRESSFUL AS ALL HELL. FANTASTIC GAME, BUT I CAN'T STAND TO REPLAY IT FOR AT LEAST A MONTH.
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>>344605589
BURCH IS THAT YOU, STOP BEING A KEK AND SPEAK UP! I LIKE THE LOOTING AND SHOOTING BUT THAT'S ALL I COULD MAKE OUT OTHERWISE I DON'T CARE.
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FUCKING DOOM 2016

GREAT GAME 8/10

PROS
>RIDICULOUSLY CRISP, VISCERAL SHOOTAN
>BRUTAL AS FUCK
>RAD DYNAMIC SOUNDTRACK
>NO-BULLSHIT STORY
>HYPE BOSSFIGHTS
>BEAUTIFUL WEAPONS WITH ALL SORTS OF COOL SIDEGRADES
>LOTS OF COLLECTAN IF YOU'RE INTO SECRET HUNTING BUT YOU CAN DO FINE WITHOUT FINDING THEM
>LORE IS TOTALLY OFF TO THE SIDE AND YOU CAN BEAT THE GAME WITHOUT READING A SINGLE LOG ENTRY
>MAPS/LEVEL DESIGN IS GOOD, NOT OBNOXIOUSLY LINEAR AND NOT OBNOXIOUSLY COMPLEX

CONS
>BOSSES ARE EZ
>EVERY OTHER DOOR LOCKS BEHIND YOU FOR NO REASON SO COLLECTAN IS A PAIN IN THE ASS
>MULTIPLAYER IS A FUCKING JOKE, IT'S LIKE SOMEONE TOOK THE WORST QUALITIES OF UT AND HALO AND SMOOSHED THEM TOGETHER
>THE NO-BULLSHIT STORY SOMETIMES LOCKS YOU IN A ROOM TO GET TALKED AT BUT IT'S ONLY FOR LIKE A MINUTE AND IT'S NOT LIKE DOOM 1/2/64 DIDN'T HAVE SCREENS OF TEXT
>WEAPON CHALLENGES DETRACT VARIETY FROM THE COMBAT AND HOLD AWESOME WEAPON UPGRADES HOSTAGE IN EXCHANGE FOR ACHIEVEMENT-TIER KILL CHECKLISTS THAT CRAMP YOUR STYLE AND FORCE YOU TO PLAY WAYS YOU MIGHT NOT OTHERWISE WANT TO
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I PLAYED PATH OF EXILE A BIT

EXCELLENT GAME, MANY PERFORMANCE ISSUES KIND OF RUIN THE OVERALL EXPERIENCE AS A PRIMARILY HARDCORE PLAYER

IT'S NEVER FUN TO CLICK ON A STRONGBOX AND WATCH THE GAME FREEZE FOR THREE SECONDS WHILE RUNNING OFF AN SSD

IF THEY FIX THE PERFORMANCE IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE BEST GAME IN THE GENRE AS OF LATE THOUGH SO I SURE HOPE THEY DO

COOL ART DESIGN/MUSIC AND THEME, KIND OF A SHAME THE MICROTRANSACTION COSMETICS ARE FUCKING RIDICULOUS AND SEEM SILLY IN COMPARISON TO THE OTHERWISE VERY CONSISTENT AESTHETIC, BUT I USED TO PLAY TF2 SO I GUESS I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE

7/10 FIX YOUR SHIT AND STOP CHARGING SO MUCH FOR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHILE SHIT REMAINS UNFIXED
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WOLFENSTEIN THE NEW ORDER

SHIT BOSSES AND THE FINAL LEVEL WAS UNDERWHELMING BUT GODDAMN THIS GAME WAS FUCKING GREAT AND IT PLAYED FUCKING GREAT AND THE STORY WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY FUCKING GREAT. YOU LITERALLY GET TO SHOOT NAZIS ON THE MOON WITH ANCIENT JEWISH LASERS BUT WITHOUT IT BEING CHEESY IN THE SLIGHTEST.
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HEARTHSTONE

IT SUCKS
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>>344605710
>PLAYING LA MULANA DRUNK
FUCKING HOW
YOU ARE A BETTER MAN THAN I
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>>344605856
T-that's all there really is to the game...

the story's shit
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>>344606024
I FINALLY LOST THE WILL TO CONTINUE AT THE ENDLESS CORRIDOR
FUCK DECIPHERING SHIT
THE WISE MAN/FOOL PUZZLE WAS EASY IDK WHAT PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT, SAME WITH THE DOLL
NOW TAKING A KNEE THAT WAS SOME BULLSHIT
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>>344605723
I RECCOMEND YOU DO SORRY FOR WHAT BIT I SAID. YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED ANY OF THE SHOW IT'S PRETTY GOOD BUT HAS SOME SHIT MOMENTS BUT OTHERWISE 1-4 ARE TOP TIER 5&6 HAVE SOME BAD MOMENTS BECAUSE MARTIN WON'T WRITE FASTER NOT THAT I DON'T BLAME HIM I'M NOT A WRITER MYSELF SO I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND.
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>>344606053
I KNOW THAT BURCH WHY DOES C U C K COME OUT AS KEK? HAVE A NICE DAY BURCH HOPE THINGS GET BETTER. WITH YOUR MUMBLING.
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>>344597404
DISHONORED, SIR.
THE STEALTH MECHANICS WERE FUN BUT AFTER THE INITIAL LEVEL WITHOUT AND SPOOK POWERS I COULDN'T HELP BUT WONDER HOW FUN THE GAME WOULD BE WITHOUT AND BLINKING OR NIGHT VISION, BUT THE UNFORTUNATE TRUTH IS THAT THE LEVEL DESIGN PLAYS AROUND THE FACT THAT YOU'LL BE BLINKING ALL OVER TOWN, BUT WHO KNOWS, I HEARD DISHONORED TWO HAS AN OPTION TO JUST NOT GET ANY POWERS AT THE START, SO WE'LL SEE THERE. THE ENDING ALSO FEELS KIND OF HALF ASSED, A GOOD GUY TURNS ON YOU AND YOU JUST HAVE TO DO 1-2 MISSIONS TO RESOLVE THAT AND THEN YOU GET AN EPILOUGE BASED ON HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU KILL WITH NO REGARD FOR THE HARDER STATISTIC OF NEVER BEING DETECTED ONCE.
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>>344605159
YEAH PLATINUM WAS PRETTY GOOD AND I CONSIDER IT AS THE DEFINITIVE POKEMON EXPERIENCE.

WHAT WERE YOU SAYING ABOUT GETTING A CRANIUM THOUGH? A CATASTROPHY?
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>>344597404
DISHONORED IS A GOOD STEALTH GAME AND I CAN PRETEND I AM DIO
ZA WARUDO/10


WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>344597404
FORTUNE SUMMONERS, SURPRISINGLY GOOD SENSE OF WEIGHT IN MOVEMENT AND COMBAT ALONG WITH SOLID DUNGEON CRAWLING
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y-you too
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GTA V COULD HAVE BEEN PRETTY COOL WERE IT NOT A POINT AND CLICK, HIDE AND SHOOT AND ALL THAT CRAP. A HUGE DOWNGRADE FROM IV IN CAR MECHANICS AND PHYSICS IN GENERAL TOO, AND THE STORY SUCKS ASS AND CHARACTERS ARE INCONSISTENT. AND THE COPS TELEPORT AND TAIL YOU FOR NO REASON.

AAAAARGH I CAME TO TALK GOOD ABOUT THAT SHIT BUT I CAN'T.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I DOING PLAYING THAT PIECE OF CRAP?
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>>344606591
I HEARD HE WANTS SOMETHING ABOUT PEARL HARBOR AND STOPPING THE ULTIMATE EVIL AND WHAT IS THIS ABOUT A CRANIUM? MUST HAVE GOTTEN A LOBOTOMY RECENTLY.
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EVOLUTION WORLDS ON THE GAMECUBE

GOD DAMN THIS GAME IS GREAT, ONLY PROBLEM IS THE VOICE ACTING BEING CRINGY AS FUCK.
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>>344597404
STOP YELLING AT ME!
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I PLAYED J STARS VS PLUS OR SOMESHIT CHEF. WHILE THE GAME WAS PRETTY BARE BONES, MAKING A TEAM OF THREE KENSHIROS OR YELLOW TENTACLE MONSTER SENSEIS WAS FUN AS FUCK.
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THE LAST GAME I PLAYED WAS THE AMBER THRONE, I'M PRETTY STOKED ABOUT IT EVEN THOUGH IT'S RPGMAKER BULLSHIT, AND EVEN THOUGH IT UPSCALES FROM 480P ONLY IT STILL LOOKS FUCKING GREAT

THE LAST GAME I BEAT WAS SHADOWRUN RETURNS AND GOD DAMN WAS THAT FUN AS FUCK, I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY DRAGONFALL
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FINAL FANTASY 6 SIR

SO FAR THE ESCAPE SYSTEM AND THE ENCOUNTER RATE IS FRUSTRATING BUT EVERYTHING ELSE NOT INCLUDING THE CHARACTERS IS FUCKING EXTRAORDINARY

I'M STILL LIKE 10% FINISHED SO THIS REVIEW MAY CHANGE
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SUPREME COMMANDER ON THE XBOX 360. EVERYTHING SINCE THE OLD PC BLEW UP I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO PLAY TOTAL ANNIHILATION AND HAD TO MAKE DO WITH SHATTERED UNION BUT NOW I CAN PLAY SKIRMISH WHENEVER I WANT SO I GIVE IT 10/10
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>>344597404
San Andreas.

Widely regarded as the zenith of the series. Has the sensibilities of the South Park-lite humour of the previous games with gameplay that rivals the later games.

While the majority of the missions are fun, territory control is unfun, just a barebones horde mode with constantly spazzing AI.

Holds up. Would recommend it.
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BREATH OF FIRE IV

THE GAME IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
THE STORY IS CAPTIVATING,THE MUSIC IS REALLY GOOD, THE COMBO SYSTEM IS FUCKING AMAZING AND PLAYING AS THE ANTAGONIST IS PRETTY COOL TAKING INTO CONSIDERATION HOW WELL WRITTEN HE IS.
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SUPER METROID IS WAY FLOATIER THAN I IMAGINED AND I'M HONESTLY FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO KEEP PLAYING

I CAN SEE WHY PEOPLE THINK IT'S SO AWESOME BUT IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL ANYWHERE NEAR AS POLISHED OR GOOD AS THE LATER 2D METROIDS
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>>344605904
THE NEW ORDER WAS SHIT MAGGOT. BLASTIWITZ DIALOUGE WAS CRINGY AS FUCK AND IT LACKED THE CHARM OF THE ORIGINALS. DONT GET ME STARTED MULTIPLAYER. NOW GET DOWN AND GIVE ME TWENTY FOR THAT SHIT TASTE.
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>>344606882
I LIKED 5 BUT I PREFER BOWLING WITH MY COUSIN ROMAN AND HANGING OUT WITH PACKIE AND BRUCIE I WISH THERE WAS MORE IN 5 TO DO BUT OTHERWISE I HAVE FUN.

VC>SA>4>HAVEN'T BEATEN 3>CHINATOWN WARS>5

I WISH CHINATOWN WARS DRUGRUNNING WAS EXPANDED UPON LIKE IN SCARFACE WORLD IS YOURS
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ROCKET LEAGUE

FULL OF THIRD WORLD SUBHUMANS WHO ARE TERRIBLE AT THE GAME YET GET UNREASONABLY UPSET WHEN THEY LOSE; JUST LIKE REAL SOCCER
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>>344607357
>Vice City

Being rooted to the spot while shooting (along with being constantly stunned unless you're in first person aiming) and being unable to control the camera while driving kinda marred that one for me.
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>>344607264
I HONESTLY HAD TO USE A GUIDE TO ENJOY THAT GAME, I KNOW I'M A HUGE CASUAL BUT EVERYONE AROUND HERE WORSHIPS IT SO I FELT OBLIGATED TO FINISH IT, HONESTLY SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT DID IT BETTER
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>>344607495
WHAT? I I LOVE RESIDENT EVIL SO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU SAID I GET WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM IF I UNDERSTAND YOU.
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BINDING OF ISAAC AFTERBIRTH JUST MADE ME WASTE 400 HOURS OF MY LIFE AND I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED IT YET BECAUSE ITS FUN AND DESPITE THE RNG SNOWBALLING YOUR RUN IS HIGHLY REWARDING
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I tried evolve stage 2 after having bought it a year ago

it's even worse than when I bought it
I don't know how they accomplished that but there you have it
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i JUST FINISHED PRINCE OF PERSIA REVELATIONS AND HOLY FUCK IS IT A MESSY PILE OF DOGSHIT. IT'S A PSP, YEAH YOU HEARD ME, PSP REMAKE OF PRINCE OF PERSIA WARRIOR WITHIN AND IT SUCKS ASS, THE CAMERA BARELY FUNCTIONS, THE FRAMERATE IS FUCKED, IT'S SO SO SO FUCKING BUGGY JESUS FUCK MY TESTICLES WERE TURNING INVISIBLE ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND I FELL THROUGH THE FLOOR MORE TIMES THAN I FUCKED EVERY SINGLE MOM OF YOURS. I ENDURED IT JUST BECAUSE I NEVER GOT THE WATER SWORD LIKE 10 YEARS AGO AND BECAUSE IT WAS A PS PLUS GAME. THEY ALSO MADE A PSP REMAKE OF THE THIRD GAME BUT NOT THE FIRST FUCKING GAME. WHICH HAPPENS TO BE THE ONLY FUCKING ONE WORTH TIME ON.

I'M STUCK WITH MY PS VITA WITH MGS:PO WHICH I HOPE I'LL GET AROUND TO PLAY BUT I JUST WANT TO FUCKING GO HOME AND PLAY P3 AND FURI BECAUSE I LIKE GOOD GAMEPLAY AND MUSIC MADE BY CARPENTER BRUT. i ALSO SNAGGED JAKUZA 5 FROM SONYS FUCK UP BUT I HAVENT GOTTEN AROUND TO PLAY YAKUZA 4, SHOULD I SKIP 4 AND GO STRAIGHT TO 5 OR WATCH A STORY SUMMARY OF 4 FIRST ETC?
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UnderRail, and it's just ok.
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DRAGON AGE INQUISITION

THE COMBAT SYSTEM IS NOT AS GOOD AS THE FIRST GAME'S AND THE AMOUNT OF USELESS SIDEQUESTS ARE AN ANNOYANCE, HOWEVER, THE INTERACTION WITH THE COMPANIONS IS GOOD, NOT ORIGINS GOOD, BUT IT'S GOOD EVEN THROUGH THE FORTRESS IS TOO BIG AND WALKING AROUND IT IS NOT SOMETHING I ENJOY.
FIGHTING AGAINST THE DRAGONS IS A BIG PLUS, THERE ARE DIFFERENT TYPES OF DRAGONS THAT FIGHT IN DIFFERENT WAYS AND THESE ARE THE BEST FIGHTS IN THE GAME.
PLAYING WITH THE WORLD AND POSSIBILITIES CAN BE VERY FUN, BUT TO GET TO THE COOL PARTS OF THE STORY YOU HAVE TO DO THE ANNOYING SIDE QUESTS.

THE TRESPASSER DLC FINISHES THE GAME WITH A GOLD KEY, IT WRAPS IMPORTANT PLOT POINTS, BRINGS IN NEW GAMEPLAY ELEMENTS AND HAS AN AMAZING OST.
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>>344608085
EACH YAKUZA HAS SOMETHING SPECIAL SO PLAY THEM BOTH. I KNOW 4 HAD A RECAP OF PREVIOUS GAMES IDK ABOUT 5 SO GO AHEAD AND PLAY BOTH
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I'M PLAYING CASTLEVANIA SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT AND I CAN'T FIND THE LAST TWO FUCKING ROOMS I WANT TO GET 200,6% COMPLETION DAMNIT. OTHERWISE A GREAT GAME, LOVED LITERALLY EVERY SECOND OF IT AND I HIGHLY ADVISE ALL OF YOU TO BUY IT NOW IN THE PS SALE FOR LIKE 3 BUCKS
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GUYS LET'S RATE EACH OTHER'S REVIEWS
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FREESPACE 2 IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST SPACE-COMBAT SIMULATOR YOU WILL PLAY. DOG FIGHT WITH FILTHY REBELS AND GENOCIDAL ALIENS AS FUCKING MASSIVE BATTLESHIPS EXCHANGE FIRE WITH MASSIVE BEAM LASERS. ENGAGE TARGETS WHILE BEING PELTED WITH 500 MEGATONS OF FLAK. TARGET THE BATTLESHIP AND FUCK HIS FLAK GUNS. GIMP BATTLESHIPS AND LEAVE IT ADRIFT UNTIL ANOTHER BATTLESHIP WARPS IN AND PUTS IT OUT OF ITS MISERY. TAKE PART IN AN INTER-SPECIES EXCHANGE PROGRAM AND LEAD A WING-SQUADRON OF FRIENDLY ALIENS.
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>>344608543
FOR WHAT PURPOSE?
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>>344608583
WOULD YOU RECOMMEND IT IF I WANTED A /COMFY/ SPACE GAME WERE YOU FLY AROUND IN COZY SPACE? AND SOMETIMES TO ACTIONY THINGIES
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>>344608735
SHATTER#ED HORIZON
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>>344608685
for ____fun____
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>>344608735
BATTLEFRONT 1&2, ROGUE SQUADRON AND MOST STAR WARS GAMES.

>WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS
>BLAST THOSE REBEL SCUM
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>>344608583
YOU KNOW YOUR SHIT ANON
>>344608735
DEPENDS ON YOUR DEFINITION OF COMFY
IT'S GOT A GOOD ATMOSPHERE AND GREAT PACING WITH LOTS OF TENSE DOWNTIME BUT IT *IS* A COMBAT GAME WITH A DEFINED MISSION STRUCTURE WHICH ARE ALL COMBAT SIMULATIONS

LOOK INTO LIKE FREELANCER OR SOMETHING. MAYBE X3 IF YOU LIKE AUTISM, OR ELITE:DANGEROUS IF YOU JUST WANT COMFY AT THE EXPENSE OF GAMEPLAY.
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HALO 5S FIREFIGHT UPDATE ALSO FREED UP THE REQ SYSTEM SO YOU CAN EARN REQ POINTS FOR COSMETICS FASTER AND THE GAME MODE ITSELF IS REALLY FUN AND ACTUALLY MAKES YOU TRY AGAINST THE AI. ALSO FORGE IS BETTER THAN EVER.
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>>344609027
FREELANCER LOOKS PRETTY AUTISTIC AND I THOUGHT X3 WAS LIKE THE WORST GAME EVER MADE AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED LIKE THE PLAGUE.
I HAVE PLAYED A LOT OF ELITE BUT OH MAN DOES IT FEEL BAD IN A LOT OF PLACES, IT WAS THE MOST COMFY SPACE GAME I HAD PLAYED UP UNTIL THEN BUT I WANT MORE, LIKE STAR CITIZEN BUT NOT MADE BY JOOZ; OR AM I WISHING TOO MUCH NOW?
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KINGDOM HEARTS TWO WAS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE WHEN IT CAME TO COMBAT, AND THE MUSIC IS BLOODY ORGASMIC AT TIMES. FUCK ATLANTICA THOUGH. FUCK IT.

OH, THE STORY IS SHIT, BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT RE:CODED. A FUCKING JOURNAL? FUCK OFF, I'M HERE TO BEAT UP SEPHIROTH, NOT PLAY THE SAME GAME AGAIN JUST WITH A DIFFERENT BATTLE SYSTEM.

I GIVE KINGDOM HEARTS TWO A DARKNESS/10.
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>>344608304
8/10
would play again
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>>344609027
what animu is this? and where can i download that resolution
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>>344597404
ETRIAN ODYSSEY IV IS THE PINNACLE OF THE SERIES. IT'S DUNGEONS ARE CLEVER AND REQUIRE COOL MANIPULATION OF THE FOES AND THE PRESENTATION IS A HUGE STEP UP FROM THE DS GAMES.
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WITCHER 3

SUMMED UP AS "LOCAL HANDYMAN TRIES TO BE HELPFUL, FUCKING RUINS EVERYTHING."

9/10 ENJOYING THE FUCK OUT OF IT
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ELITE BEAT AGENTS IS A PRETTY FUN GAME THAT I ENJOY COMING BACK TO EVEN AFTER AT LEAST SIX YEARS SINCE GETTING THE GAME. THE DIFFICULTIES ARE SCALED VERY WELL, FROM EASY TO HARD ROCK. THE SONG LIBRARY, IN MY OPINION, IS PERFECT FOR THE KIND OF SCENARIOS THE GAME HAS IN IT.

I WILL SAY, THOUGH, THAT JUMPIN' JACK FLASH ON HARD ROCK IS STUPID HARD, EVEN COMPARED TO THE SONG BEFORE IT (WITHOUT A FIGHT). IT STILL TAKES ME TWO HOURS TO BEAT IT TO THIS DAY, IT'S THAT HARD. ALSO IT'S HARD TO GO BACK TO EASIER DIFFICULTIES AFTER PLAYING ON THE HARDEST DIFFICULTY FOR SO LONG, SO IT'S SORT OF A REVERSE LEARNING CURVE.

OVERALL, I'D SAY THAT THIS GAME IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE GAME OUT OF THE ENTIRE DS LIBRARY, EXCEPT MAYBE THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU. 9.5/10
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>>344609534
THAT IS MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM ZETA A SEQUEL TO MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM, WATCH IT FIRST AND THEN DOWNLOAD ZETA FROM LIKE ANY TORRENT SITE YOU LIKE
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>>344609740
CHRISTMAS SONG/LITTLE GIRL MISSING HER DADDY IS DEPRESSING
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ORI AND THE BLIND FOREST: DEFINITIVE EDITION

PRETTY SOLID METROIDVANIA WITH REALLY FUN PLATFORMING IN THE MIX, SUPERB MUSIC AND FUCKING EYE PORN EVERYWHERE. THE EXPAC ADDS TWO NEW ABILITIES, ONE OF WHICH IS A DASH ABILITY THAT MAKES YOU GO FAST, WHICH IN TURN MAKES THE ALREADY BEAUTIFUL SCENERIES FUN AS SHIT TO EXPLORE.

THE DOWNSIDE IS THAT COMBAT IS A BIT MINDLESS AND BORING WITH NO STRATEGY REQUIRED, JUST MINDLESS BUTTON MASHING AND SOMETIMES WITH THE OCCASIONAL CHARGE BOMB. HAVING A PROPER COMBAT SYSTEM A KIN TO CASTLEVANIA OR MEGAMAN ZERO AS WELL DEEPER RPG MECHANICS WOULD GREATLY BENEFIT THE GAME IN MY OPINION.

ALSO ORI IS CUTE, CUTE!
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>>344609393
THE COMBAT WAS GREAT BUT THE OVERSATURATION OF REACTION COMMANDS WAS REALLY FUCKING STUPID

FOR ALL THE SHIT WE TALK ABOUT QTE'S THE GAME'S CHOCK FULL OF THAT SHIT, THOUGH IT'S THANKFULLY OPTIONAL

HOPEFULLY THEY AREN'T THAT PROMINENT IN KH3
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>>344609354
I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY PLAYED FREELANCER DESPITE BEING INTO A LOT OF SPACE GAMES AND I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT FROM WHAT I GATHER IT'S FAIRLY CASUALISED COMPARED TO OTHER OPEN WORLD SPACE GAMES OF THE TIME BUT THAT'S NOT SAYING MUCH.

X3 IS A REALLY GOOD GAME, BUT HAS A DAMN STEEP LEARNING CURVE. YOU'RE PROBABLY THINKING OF X REBIRTH WHICH IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENTS EVER, EVEN TO MOST OF IT'S FANBASE WHICH WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE UNPLAYABLE ON LAUNCH HOW DID THEY FUCK UP SO HARD HOLY SHIT.

STAR CITIZEN DOESN'T LOOK TO BE AS BAD AS /v/ MAKES IT OUT TO BE, BUT OBVIOUSLY NOT AS NEAR AS GOOD AS RETARDS WILL HYPE UP. IT'S NOT GOING TO BE OUT FOR LIKE 20 YEARS ANYWAY SO WHO CARES.

UNFORTUNATELY THE OPEN WORLD NOT ALL COMBAT SPACE GAME SUBGENRE IS PRETTY SMALL UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIVE INTO OLDER SHIT WHICH ARE USUALLY PRETTY AWKWARD AND TEDIUS BY MODERN STANDARDS
>>344609534
Zeta Gundam, Anon, great anime. Look for the [eg] releases on nyaa. That said, you kind of need to watch gundam 0079 first which is good but also like 45 episodes of low quality late 70's animation and it's hard.
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>>344609758
MSG>ZZ>ZETA
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>>344597404
SIR, LISA THE PAINFUL RPG IS A PRETTY DAMN GOOD GAME AND I ENJOYED THE CHARACTERS AND THE STORY AS MUCH AS THE CHALLENGING YET REWARDING GAMEPLAY, SIR

SIR, I ALSO WATCHED FULL METAL JACKET TODAY AND READ YOUR OPENING IN LEE ERMEY'S VOICE, SIR
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MINECRAFT IS ACTUALLY QUITE ENJOYABLE IF YOU HAVE A DECENTLY-SIZED GROUP OF FRIENDS TO PLAY IT WITH. ALTHOUGH, I WISH THERE WAS MORE EMPHASIS ON THE SANDBOX PORTION OF THE FUCKING SANDBOX GAME
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>>344597404
CROSSCODE

I WAS BLOWN AWAY BY THE QUALITY OF THIS GAME. IN A SHITTY SEA OF FUCKWITS USING PIXEL GRAPHICS SOMEONE USED A CUSTOM BUILT ENGINE TO GIVE YOU A 2D VERSION OF .HACK// THAT IS ACTUALLY GOOD. RESPONSIVE AS FUCK WITH LOTS OF SKILL CUSTOMIZATION. GOOD SOUNDTRACK. A HIDDEN FUCKING GEM.

THE LITERAL BEST DUNGEON PUZZLE DESIGNS IVE TOUCHED IN A TOPDOWN GAME.
THE BEST.
EVER.
NOT FOR SHITTY CASUAL FUCKS WHO GET STUMPED ON RETRO ZELDAS.
THIS GAME WOULD EAT YOU ALIVE IF YOU NEEDED A GUIDE FOR THAT SHIT.
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>>344604748
>Pokemon Go
>it's absolute shit
>delete after five minutes
I recommend playing with the phone's calculator to spell "boobs" over this shite.
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>>344597404
Final Fantasy XII - I loved the combat but gave up on a story since the that king's (forgot his name) tomb.

Travelling through that world is fantastic. It could be a masterpiece if Squarenix let Matsuno write the story he wanted. This is so sad.
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black desert online
good combat, good world, good mechanics, and nice graphucs all ruined by shitty RNG.
met a cute boy and were dating now, wasnt a waste of 4 months if my life
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>>344597404
FINAL FANTASY XIV A REALM REBORN IS AN EXPECTED TRANSITION INTO YET ANOTHER WOW CLONE BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT A COMPLETE TRAVESTY THAT WAS 1.0. HOWEVER THE STORY FOCUS GAMEPLAY MAKES THE GAME FEEL A BIT MORE FINAL FANTASY THAN WOW AND HEAVENSWARD IS OK. REALLY THOUGH IT'S JUST ANOTHER WOW CLONE BUT IT HAS THAT JAPANESE ZING WHICH IS FINE I GUESS

OK/10
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>>344609906
FROM WHAT I HEAR, THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE ANY REACTION COMMANDS IN KH3. WHICH IS A SHAME, SINCE THEY LOOK SO FUCKING COOL, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT CAME TO THE ORGANISATION XIII FIGHTS.

GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK
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>>344609914
WILL LOOK MORE INTO FREELANCER AND X3 AND TO
>>344609534
'THERE ARE 3 MOVIES OF THE 0079 GUNDAM THAT ARE ACTUALLY GOOD AND GETS RID OF THE "WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING THIS EPISODE AND WHY?" THAT COMES UP EVERY SINGLE EPISODE BECAUSE THEY DON'T REALLY DO THAT MUCH IN RETROSPECT.
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>>344597404
BROTHERS - A TALE OF TWO SONS
TWO BROTHERS ARE ON A QUEST TO FIND A CURE FOR THEIR DAD'S SICKNESS. THE PLAYER CONTROLS EACH BROTHER WITH AN ANALOG STICK. THE ARTSTYLE IS GREAT AND SO IS THE MUSIC. GAMEPLAY IS GREAT TOO. IT CONSISTS OF SOLVING DIFFERENT PUZZLES AND CLIMBING SHIT LIKE YOU'RE THE BASTARD SONS OF PRINCE OF PERSIA. THE ONLY FLAW IS THAT THE GAME IS REALLY FUCKING EASY. HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT.
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I'VE ONLY REALLY PLAYED TWO GAMES IN THE LAST FEW DAYS, TROVE AND BLACK DESERT ONLINE BECAUSE I HAVE NO TASTE, SO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK OF BOTH.

I DIDN'T HAVE MUCH EXPOSURE TO BDO BESIDES SOME SHITPOSTING WHEN IT RELEASED BUT I BOUGHT IT ON IMPULSE A FEW DAYS AGO ANYWAY. AFTER ONLY 15 HOURS I CAN'T HAVE MUCH TO COMPLAIN ABOUT, BUT I'VE BEEN MOSTLY HAPPY WITH EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE COMMUNITY, THEY SEEM TO LIKE POLITICS. COLLECTING MEAT AND CROPS TO COOK IN MY HOUSE ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF TOWN IS PRETTY COMFY. COMBAT IS COOL BUT I THINK I'M GETTING ARTHRITIS. OVERWORLD IS NICE.

I ONLY STILL PLAY TROVE BECAUSE I'M TOO DEEP INTO IT. CURRENTLY SITTING AT 418 HOURS AND HAVE BEEN PLAYING IRREGULARLY SINCE JUNE OF LAST YEAR, AND EVERY TIME I TAKE A LONG BREAK IT GETS MORE JEWISH. NOW IT'S LIKE I'M PLAYING A FUCKING MOBILE GAME. GIVE US YOUR ENTIRE BANK ACCOUNT AND YOU WIN THE GAME. I WOULD BE MORE SPECIFIC AS TO WHY I HATE THIS SHITTY GAME BUT I'M AT THE POST'S LIMIT.
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DUNGEON CRAWL STONE SOUP IS PRETTY GOOD: IT'S FAST PACED DESPITE BEING TURN BASED, HAS A LOT OF OPTIONS FOR COMBAT, AND TACTICS ARE VERY IMPORTANT
IT'S PERMADEATH, SO ONE OR TWO LITTLE SLIPS FROM BEING CARELESS CAN LEAD TO YOU LOSING HOURS OF PROGRESS (WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT WHEN I GOT LUCKY)
THE ENEMY VARIETY IS NICE, THOUGH THERE ARE SOME UTTERLY BULLSHIT ENEMIES (MAINLY ORC PRIESTS AKA BUTT RAPISTS, GNOLLS WITH HALBERDS ON D1 AKA BUTT RAPISTS, AND SIGMUND THE FUCKING ASSHOLE DESTROYER)
THE VARIETY OF MAGIC IN THE GAME IS PRETTY GOOD, SPELLS ARE DIVIDED INTO SCHOOLS WITH DIFFERENT OVERARCHING QUALITIES. CHARMS, FOR EXAMPLE IS A UTILITY SCHOOL THAT GIVES BUFFS WHILE FIRE MAGIC IS MOSTLY OFFENSIVE. YOUR MAGIC METER CAPS OUT AT 50, WHICH REALLY SUCKS SINCE THE MOST POWERFUL SPELLS COST 9 MAGIC.
EACH WEAPON CLASS IS SOMEWHAT UNIQUE, AXES ARE COOL SINCE YOU CAN CLEAVE WITH THEM AND POLEARMS CAN REACH. THERE'S ONLY TWO FUCKING TYPES OF STAVES (BEST WEAPON, ESPECIALLY ON THE ANTMEN THAT CAN USE A TWO-HANDED WEAPON AND A FUCKING SHIELD AT THE SAME TIME!) WHICH SUCKS.
THE GAME IS FLAWED A BIT IN THAT IT GETS STALE AND REPETITIVE IN THE POST-ENDGAME, BUT USUALLY IS FUN IN THE MIDGAME WHERE THINGS ARE RISKY AND YOU DON'T GET SPAMMED BY TORMENT (WHICH USUALLY IS INSTANT 50% HEALTH LOSS, NO SAVE). THE DEV(IL'S) TEAM ALSO REMOVES SHIT EVERY UPDATE AND ONLY ADDS BROKEN OR DUMB SHIT, SO I PLAY AN OLDER VERSION (.15).
YOU CAN PLAY ONLINE WITH WEBTILES OR IN A DOWNLOADED CLIENT.
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>>344609950
VERY GOOD PRIVATE PYLE YOU MAGGOT, I HEARD STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS.
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>>344610417
>THE DEV(IL'S) TEAM ALSO REMOVES SHIT EVERY UPDATE AND ONLY ADDS BROKEN OR DUMB SHIT

I'M STILL FUCKING MAD ABOUT MOUNTAIN DWARVES HOLY SHIT

COMPETENT FUCKING FORK WHEN
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Earthbound

/pol/ is right about almost everything
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MOMODORA REVERIE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. FUN METROIDVANIA WITH GREAT COMBAT. LEVEL DESIGN COULD OF BEEN BETTER. GAME ALSO COULD BE LONGER.
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>>344610549
oh shoot I'm sorry sarge

EARTHBOUND, SIR.

EVERYTHING /pol/ SAYS IS TRUE, SIR. I HATE NIGGERS I HATE JEWS, I HATE SPICS AND ARABS TOO!
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>>344610549
WAIT WHAT DID /POL/ SAY?
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SONIC CD

AFTER ADJUSTING TO THE COLOURS OF THE EARLY 90'S IT ENDED UP BEING REALLY GOOD. THAT SOUNDTRACK IS DOPE YO.
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>>344610287
IF YOU DO LOOK INTO X3, TERRAN CONFLICT IS THE WAY TO GO. I MEAN MOST PEOPLE WOULD SUGGEST ALBION PRELUDE BUT I FEEL THE WAR THING WHICH IS REALLY ALL IT ADDS JUST GETS IN THE WAY. EITHER WILL WORK REALLY.

THE POINT IS THAT THERE'S NO REAL REASON TO PLAY REUNION, OR X1/2 FOR THAT MATTER.
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>>344610528
NEVER EVER, FAGLORD. AT LEAST PAKELLAS THE PAKI FUCK GOD FROM .18 IS REALLY FUN. TRY RUNNING A KOBOLD WARRIOR WITH LONG BLADES AND THEN BECOME A PAKELLITE. START GETTING MAD WANDS THAT RECHARGE WHEN YOU KILL SHIT, UBERCHARGE A ROD OF SHADOWS INTO BECOMING THE ASSRAPE BEACON, AND START FUCKING SHIT UP. THERE'S ALSO A DANCE GOD IN TRUNK THAT FILLS UP AND DRAINS PIETY REALLY QUICKLY WHICH LOOKS NEAT AND A GOD THAT GIVES YOU A BUDDY GHOST THAT GROWS WITH YOU CAN DOES DUMB STUFF. TOO BAD THEY NERFED NEMELEX XOBEH RIGHT INTO THE FUCKING PAVEMENT. I'M STILL MAD ABOUT THAT SHIT.
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>>344610628
ONLY COLOR IS GREEN, LIGHT GREEN BABY PUKE GREEN SHIT GREEN,AND DARK GREEN.

>EAT THIS GREEN AND ENJOY IT
>NOT CITIZENS OF EARTH

IT WOULD BE MORE IRONIC THAT WAY, DROP AND GIVE A ME MILLION
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I PLAYED DOOM 4

IT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN 3

IT'S A LOT OF FUN AND NOW THEY ADDED CENTERED WEAPONS

I'M ON THE VEGA CENTRAL PROCESSING FACILITY

RIP AND TEAR / 10 GAME
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>>344610763
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY IT, BUT I NEVER SAW A REASON TO. IS THE GAMEPLAY GOOD?
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>>344610809
I WAS READING THE FIRST HALF OF YOUR POST AND WAS THINKING OF YUGIOH-SAMA MYSELF ANON. I DON'T SEE WHY SOME FAGGOTS CAN'T JUST MAKE A FORK THAT HAS THE NEW NEAT SHIT AND BRING BACK THE STUFF THAT LITERALLY NOBODY FUCKING LIKES GONE
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OKAMI

THE COMBAT IS OKAY BUT THE SOUNDTRACK IS FUCKING AMAZING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya3yxTbkh5s
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>>344610875
I'M A CONSOLE FAGGOT WOULD I STILL HAVE A GOOD TIME SIR?
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>>344610994
IT'S ACTUALLY GREAT. THE CAMPAIGN TOOK ME 2 HOURS TO BEAT BUT THERE ARE MULTIPLE ENDINGS. I'M NOT EVEN INTERESTED IN BEATING THE MULTIPLE ENDINGS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THE LEVELS ARE SO FUN.
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ZERO TIME DILEMMA IS THE WORST ENTRY IN ITS SERIES BUT STILL HAD ME SITTING THERE FOR 20 STRAIGHT HOURS TO PLAY IT THROUGH. FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH TWISTS AND SUSPENSE IT WILL HACK YOUR MIND!
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>>344610994
NOT THAT ANON, BUT IT'S A SLIGHTLY UNIQUE TAKE ON THE GAMEPLAY, SORT OF A BRANCHING PATH THAT WENT NOWHERE AFTERWARDS.

IT'S PRETTY GOOD BUT ALSO DEFINITELY WORTH A LOOK FOR CURIOSITY'S SAKE ALONE

PLUS NON-FMV SEGA CD GAMES ARE USUALLY A BLAST TO PLAY
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>>344597404
SCOOBY DOO: NIGHT OF 100 FRIGHTS

IT'S A LITTLE BORING BUT NOT BAD
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>>344610997
I DON'T KNOW EITHER. SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING BEFORE THOSE DEV FAGGOTS GO TOO FAR AND REMOVE THE "P" COMMAND. THEY ALREADY REMOVED CORPSE AND ITEM SACRIFICE FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
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>>344611174
WHAT
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF THE BERSERKER GOD WHAT THE FUCK

I HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED IT MUCH IN AGES, DIDN'T THEY REMOVE FOOD SPOILING, GOING STRAIGHT FROM FRESH TO ROTTEN? FUCKING HELL
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>>344611043
YES SONNY BOY

EVEN THOUGH I PLAYED ON PC I HAVE A FRIEND WHO PLAYED IT ON XBONE AND HE WAS SUPRISED IT HAD AMAZING OPTIMIZATION

THANK YOU BASED ID
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I PLAYED BATTLEFRONT

NOT THE GOOD ONE, THE REBOOT

LAUNCHED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY SINCE RELEASE

ITS STILL SHIT
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>>344611132
SCOOBY DOO IS ALWAYS GOOD. FUCK THAT WHAT'S UP SCOOBY DOO BULLSHIT THOUGH IT'S CANCER.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=swhAv9VcBWc

SORRY SIR FOR NOT BEING EVEN PROUD OF MY LOVE OF SCOOBY DOO, SIR!
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>>344611094
>>344611131
WELL, SHIT. I MIGHT HAVE A GO AFTER THIS AND SEE IF IT'S REALLY THAT GOOD. SHOULD I PLAY IT ON CONSOLE, OR SHOULD I PLAY IT ON STEAM?
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This is the greatest game of all time and more people should play it.
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>>344611309
THEY DID THAT A LONG TIME AGO, THEN THEY REMOVED ROTTEN FLESH ENTIRELY. AND THEN GUESS WHAT THEY FUCKING DID. THEY PUT CHUNKS INTO "EDIBLE" OR "INEDIBLE" CATEGORIES. NOW POISON/ROT-INDUCING FLESH JUST CAN'T BE EATEN, EVEN WITH ROT IMMUNITY OR POISON RESISTANCE. I THINK GHOULS CAN STILL EAT THOSE THOUGH.
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>>344611356
APPARENTLY INSTANT ACTION WITH AI IS BEING RELEASED, SIR. I DON'T LIKE FAGGOTS IN MULTIPLAYER BUT I'LL CONSIDER GETTING IT IF THEY RELEASED A "GOTY" VERSION.
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>>344611402
SHIT NIGGA JUST DOWNLOAD AN EMULATOR AND GO FIND THE ISO

UNLESS YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A FUCKING SEGA CD LYING AROUND
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>>344611540
ARE THEY GOING TO REMOVE FUCKING POISON ON THE WHOLE NEXT, OR NEEDING TO IDENTIFY ITEMS
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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>>344611583
BITCH I MIGHT
YEAH, I'LL GO GET AN EMULATOR AND PLAY IT ON THAT. THANKS FOR THE RECOMMENDATIONS!
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URBAN CHAOS RIOT RESPONSE
BASED ON THE BOX ART, I EXPECTED THIS TO BE SOME KIND OF BADASS OPEN WORLD GAME ABOUT BEING A RIOT COP AND FUCKING UP RIOTERS AND RESTORING ORDER AND SHIT, BUT INSTEAD IT'S JUST A LINEAR FPS WITH MINOR SQUAD MECHANICS. IT'S NOT BAD EXACTLY BUT I REALLY HOPED FOR MORE
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>>344611698
THEY ALSO MIGHT CONGLOMERATE CHARMS AND HEXES INTO ONE SCHOOL INSTEAD OF KEEPING THEM SEPARATE. THEY ALSO REMOVED STONESKIN/OZUKUBU'S ARMOR, I THINK. THEY SAID THAT THEY WERE TOO NO-BRAINER. THEY ALSO REMOVED AMULETS OF RESIST MUTATION.
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THIS RECRUIT PLAYED AGE OF EMPIRES 3. IT IS A SOLID SEQUEL TO THE PREVIOUS TITLES, DESPITE HAVING BEEN STREAMLINED AND SLIGHTLY CASUALIZED WITH A CARD GIMMICK.
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>>344611751
I SHOULD ALSO MENTION THAT MY SLIM PS2S AC ADAPTER SHORT CIRCUITED AND NEARLY LIT MY HOUSE ON FIRE WHILE I WAS PLAYING THIS EARLIER TODAY

SO THAT DOESN'T HELP ITS CASE
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>>344597404
It's pretty good. Not great, but good. The expansions are skippable. Might be some of the smartest AI I've come across in a FPS.

Anyone know of smarter?
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>>344611720
I AM THE ORIGINAL ANON AND GOT IT ON STEAM. THE SCALING OR WHATEVER THEY DID TO MAKE IT FIT TO HD IS PRETTY WELL DONE SO IF YOU SEE IT ON SALE FOR LESS THAN 5 DOLLARS GET IT ON STEAM.
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>>344597404
SHADOW OF MORDOR
IT'S LIKE AN ASSASSINS'S CREED BUT NOT SHITTY. NO PLOT, NO GAY-ASS CHARACTERS, JUST COMBAT AND KILLS.

IT'S EVEN BETTER WITH THE TRAINER
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>>344597404
Elite: Dangerous

It's better than it was at launch, but it's still incredibly barren and boring. And glitchy. Mile wide, foot deep. Wouldn't recommend unless you're a space sim autist like me.

Chris Roberts deliver me from this suffering.
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>>344611852
NO SHIT THEY'RE NO BRAINER'S, THAT'S KIND OF THE POINT, THEY RAISE YOUR ARMOUR WITHOUT NEEDING ARMOUR, TO GIVE MAGES AT LEAST SOME STRAIGHT SURVIVABILITY

HOLY SHIT ARE THEY RETARDED?
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>>344597404
SIR YES SIR. IT WAS ANACRONOX. BUGGY AS HELL AND COMFY AS FUCK. MUSIC ARE AWESOME. DIALOGS ARE CHEESY IN A GOOD WAY.
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>>344611934
IT'S ACTUALLY SURPRISINGLY STUPID AI, THEY JUST MADE IT LOOK SMART THROUGH TRICKERY AND LOTS OF DETAIL.

>>344612087
VERY MUCH SO
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>>344611917
OH SHIT HOW? I WISH I HAD MY OLD PS2 BUT I DON'T I NEED A NEW TO ME ONE SO I CAN PLAY GOOD SHIT. I ONLY HAVE A PS1 SONYWISE IN WORKING ORDER.

FUCK I WAS WATCHING BIG BOSS ON TV AND MISSED UNCENSORED NIPPLES BECAUSE EL RAY NETWORK KICKS ASS.
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Dark Souls 3

A step down from Bloodborne but 10 steps up from Dark Souls 2. Pretty good game but it's a bit linear. It kind of feels like there isn't as much content as previous games either. Overall it has the best bosses in the series.

PVP is decent, despite what people seem to be saying. Dark Souls 2 PVP was slow as shit and extremely tedious and boring, so I would say this is an upgrade. It feels like DaS 1 PVP with the backstabs fixed.

I am looking forward to the DLC, which will hopefully be on par with The Old Hunters, which was a masterpiece.

Bloodborne = Dark Souls > Dark Souls 3 > Demon's Souls > Dark Souls II
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BROFORCE IS PRETTY FUCKING SWEET AND MAKES ME FEEL A LOT LIKE THIS THREAD DOES. SOME BUGS IN THE LATER BITS, BUT IT'S REALLY CONSISTENTLY ENTERTAINING. CONSTANT UNLOCKS ARE A BIG PLUS.
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Resident Evil 2. Masterpiece.
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>>344612152
IT'S NOT THAT THE AI IS STUPID ANON, IT'S THAT IT'S INTELLIGENCE COMES FROM THE WAY IT INTERACTS WITH THE LEVEL AND THUS IS AS MUCH IF NOT MORE A PRODUCT OF GOOD LEVEL DESIGN
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>>344612252
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, MAGGOT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. BETTER OPEN YOUR PUSSY MOUTH AND SPEAK UP, DICKBREATH.
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>>344612297
I HEARD I AM A MASTERPIECE I AGREE THOUGH I AM GREAT MAGGOT.
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GRIM DAWN BEGINNING IS SO BAD, TITAN QUEST 1 ACT WAS MASTERPIECE, IT WAS SO FUN TO EXPLORE GREECE. I MISS IT SO MUCH

AT LEAST SKILL TREE LOOKS NICE.
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>>344612193
>OH SHIT HOW
I also have an old PS2 but its disc drive is seriously on its last legs, FMVs chug and discs take five minutes to boot up when the console is first turned on. So I figured I'd bust out the PS2 slim that I had been keeping for when this happened.
>get to the very end of a level, just before the game saves (fuck you for making me replay this entire level, ac adapter)
>suddenly system shuts off, loud CRACK
>unsure of what happened, think maybe the disc snapped in half or some shit?
>pop open the lid, nope the disc is fine
>just then hear ZZZAP, almost like the kind of electricity sound you would hear in a cartoon
>turn to the ac adapter, there's smoke coming out of it
>scramble of unplug everything, grab the ps2 adapter by the cable and run outside with it
>leave it on the cement for a few minutes until I know it isn't going to blow up anymore, then throw it in the trash
I hope it didn't fry my ps2 because my old one is seriously on its last legs.
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>>344612297
SUCK MY DICK.

That game is good, but no masterpiece.
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>>344597404
BLOODY ROAR 2

HOLY SHIT!
YOU CAN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE AND IF THAT WASN'T RADICAL ENOUGH YOU CAN TRANSFORM INTO A FUCKING LION AND SHIT, TEAR OUT THEIR FUCKING LUNGS AND SHIT!

ALSO, THERE IS SOME CUTE GIRL CHICK THAT TURNS INTO A BUNNY THAT MAKES ME FEEL FUNNY
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Ok here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZofyGCZDro
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THIS GAME.

MY GOD, THIS GAME. APE ESCAPE THREE WAS SO FUCKING FUN THAT I COMPLETED THE WHOLE GAME (EXCEPT FOR THE MESAL GEAR SOLID MINIGAME). THE MUSIC? BLOODY HELL, IT WAS SO FUCKING AMAZING.

IT'S A PITY THAT THERE WASN'T ANY MAIN INSTALMENTS AFTER THIS GAME, BECAUSE THIS GAME IS A FUCKING LEGEND.

A SOLID 9.9999999999/10. A BIT ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES, BUT A FUCKING PERFECT GAME OTHERWISE.

SAYAKA/YUMI A CUTE
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>>344612152
What would be a shooter with good AI?
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>>344612514
WELL FUCK ANON YOU MADE ME MISS 70'S NIPPLES IN A BRUCE LEE MOVIE BUT IN COMPARISON MY PROBLEM ISN'T AS BAD.
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