ALRIGHT YOU CANDYASS SISSY SONS OF BITCHES, TELL ME THE LAST GAME YOU PLAYED AND GIVE IT A REVIEW IN A PARAGRAPH OR LESS
I don't play video games
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Asscreeds: Black Flag
GTA with boats and no theft
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Terraria
pretty good
Dragons Dogma Dark Arisen.
kinda like MonHun meets dark souls. Nice western fantasy universe from japan. Gameplay is solid, story telling is minimalist. B+ worth a steam sale buy.
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I played the first three levels of stronghold HD.
Seems ok but I'm am pissed off they wont let you just buy stronghold 2 anymore on steam.
Splinter Cell.
Having just finished the last mission I can say the overall experience was entertaining, the level diversity and progression was awesome and really well done. The story it'self was solid however your typical nuclear bomb hollywood plot. It was good, I liked it.
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Sonic and the Black Knight
Like Twilight Princess Wii, but if Link took speed and started acting like an edgy anime character
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Swtor
What was I thinking. It's somehow become worst.
Fallout 4 Far Harbor
It's shit
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I CANT HEAR YOU, MILK SOPS! SOUND OFF LIKE YOUVE GOT A PAIR
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Eyes of Heaven
Its the best game I've played this year.
Bravely Second
Nice art and boss design. Characters are pretty fun too. I'm playing on hard mode, but was disappointed by the difficulty curve. Fighting hard enemies doesn't give any more xp, and the most effective way to level is to auto-battle weak enemies.
Grim dawn
3/5 would be 4/5 if it had an actual player base. And a holy damage class like a paladin/Valkyrie. Cool skills though.
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Witcher 3
Just like the rest of the series it's two steps forward in some aspects and two steps back in others, that doesn't make it a bad game, though, but the lack of consistency it has with previous games is annoying.
SIR VAMPIRE: THE MASQUERADE - BLOODLINES SIR.
I THINK IT IS A GAME WITH SOLID RPG MECHANICS, DIALOGUE, CHOICE AND CONSEQUENCE AND SOME GOOD QUESTS, MOSTLY LET DOWN BY VERY BAD COMBAT AND BUGS SIR.
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THE WALKING DEAD, SIR!
IT'S A VISUAL NOVEL, NOT A GAME. SUITABLE FOR MEMBERS OF THE HOMOSEX. THAT BEING SAID, I THOUGHT IT WAS P GOOD SIR! FOR CONTEXT I MUST MENTION THAT IT WAS MY SECOND PLAYTHROUGH SIR, AND CLEMENTINE A CUTIE!
Super Smash Bros for Wii U
Fun party game.
I was playing with 6 others and one of them was super autistic, despite playing on Hyrule temple and having items on against 6 other players, he literally threw his 3DS while yelling "WOW OKAY I'M NOT IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT, BIG DEAL!" when he lost.
Twas funny, although I was afraid he's end up breaking his 3DS.
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Fallout 4 Far Harbor
Bought the season pass a while ago for the saucy price of 34.99 and decided yesterday I'd actually try out far harbor and let me tell ya, its garbage. It is literally point lookout v1.1 and I've never been more dissapointed. If this is half of the entire main dlc that theyre going to release, I can't even imagine how bad the next one will be.
ANON WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T REVIEW A MEME GAME
THAT WOULD BREAK MY FUCKING HEART
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SIR, THERE'S SOMETHING INHERENTLY GRATIFYING ABOUT DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD, SENDING PEDESTRIANS FLYING INTO THE AIR WHILE LISTENING TO TEARS FOR FEARS, SIR.
FURI
Metal Gear Rising with bullet hell.
9/10
Okami
Amazing lore, art, and atmosphere, but gameplay felt a little bland. Worst minigames. But a delight to play all the same. The ending really got me.
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Overwatch.
Uncomfiest piece of shit with literally no balance.
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misery business was a better mayhem track
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SMITE
SIR IT'S THE BEST MOBA OUT THERE WITH AN EASY TO PICK UP AND PLAY SET UP THAT'S EASY FOR ANYONE TO UNDERSTAND SIR
Furi
Stylish as fuck boss only game, feels like a lightweight DMC meets bullet hell meets hyper light drifter. Love the music, love the combat, story's pretty cool, but the inbetween sections are pretty annoying, especially considering the camera is INCREDIBLY unfriendly and constantly leaves you facing awful directions. Still, great game, it's free on PSN+ so get it you fucks
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SIR, GTA ONLINE, SIR!
I ONLY BOUGHT IT TO PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS, SIR, AS I AM BORED TO DEATH BY ROCKSTAR GAMES. MY FRIEND AND I HAD FUN PLAYING GOLF YESTERDAY. IT'S OKAY, NOT WORTH THE $36 I PAID FOR IT, SIR!
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I just realized you can press X and will auto walk to the next boss
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Yeah I realized that too but it kind of sucks because I wanted to explore certain pre and post boss areas, but you just can't because the camera shifts like crazy leaving you with no idea where you're facing
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Starbound
I thought I'd give it another chance, maybe it'll ignite the little fragments of hope within me. That didn't happen, any hope I had of a good game was dashed away and left me disappointed.
Metroid II: Return of Samus
It's okay. Way better than the first game in the series but still controls very horribly. Extremely limited in everything because of game boy tech. Omega Metroids don't play around and will FUCK YOU UP.
2/5. Kinda fun but controls suck and Omega Metroids are worse than ISIS.
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Planetside 2 is you average first person shooter multiplied by a thousand, the fight can get pretty crazy with 300+ players from different factions fighting over the same territory.
The amount chaos is amazing and the servers are pretty good and can handle a large scale military attack.
The end.
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Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen: This is my pawn!, There are many like it, but this pawn is mine. Without me, My pawn is use-less!, with out my pawn, I am use-less!
>Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel
Only on chapter 1 and not really that interested in it so far. I'll give it some more time and see if I end up liking it more, though
MGS3
You should already know how great it is.
Diablo 3..there is nothing to say
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Tales of Symphonia
Only like 4 hours into it, but the combat is fun. Dialog is cringey, but i'll keep playing for now.
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Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines
It's neat, looks surprisingly pretty for a less-known game and the writing is pretty neat. I kinda wish all the nightclubs weren't goth angstfests though.
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The Reflex is GOAT too
PAYDAY 2
Heisting is fun, going stealth is even better.
Just hard to get started if you are new and way too many cheaters now a day.
NIER
ANON CONVINCED ME TO SPEND MY GOOD BOY POINTS ON IT. I FOUND MYSELF IN A BEAUTIFUL STEAM PUNK LANDSCAPE WITH A CRUSHINGLY MELANCHOLY STORY WHICH BAITS YOU ALONG A FACTORY LINE WHICH PREPS, SHAPES AND CRUSHES YOU IN TO A BITTERSWEET DEPRESSING MESS OF A HUMAN BEING.
10/10
Resident Evil HD Remaster
One of the best games ever made 10/10
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SIR! THE TECHNOMANCER, SIR!
THE STORY IS LAUGHABLE, BUT THE COMBAT IS NICE!
Finally sat sown to try to learn Eu3 after playing CK2 a bunch
I've put in 5 hours and I probably should have been dealing with inflation a while ago. I can't seem to war for shit, so I'll just stay in Norway then colonize Canada. It seems interesting and I'm liking it, but I think CK2 is just more interesting, dealing with numerous characters and personal interaction/growth while still trying to manage a dynasty's rule.
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DARK SOULS 3
IT'S FUN AND ALL BUT IT FEELS LIKE MORE OF THE SAME. ESPECIALLY AFTER BLOODBORNE WICH STILL USES THE SAME CORE MECHANICS BUT CHANGES ENOUGH TO MAKE IT FEEL FRESH.
7/10
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Smash 3ds
A fun, handheld game where you can fight as your favourite Nintendo characters. A large cast, variation of levels and an online multiplayer mode makes this game an enjoyable and refreshing experience. A fun multiplayer game which is designed to be played both casually or competitively.
9/10
