Was this the best run at SDGQ?
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Was this the best run at SDGQ?
SMB3 was pretty fun.
Only thing that would have made it better was if O Dawg donated during the run.
Trauma Center
Pepsi Man
>>344544965
Was there a lot of glitch skips used in jak and daxter?
>>344545783
I need to go back and watch that one. I wasn't going to stay up that late.
SM64 every time
>>344544965
Why everyone says Bonesaw is not coming back? Did he do something wrong?
>>344544965
oh wow i don't sound like that wow
>>344546178
No fun. Not ever.
>>344544965
let it go, son. ESA is in a few weeks, you'll have some threads back then
>>344546178
they got told to stop talking about owen wilson but still kept doing it, he also sweared and they had fun so yeah see ya, now marathon is trannies only
>>344545981
Mostly movement abuse, you can do some weird shit with uppercuts. One underwater area had a lot of out-of-bounds.
Mostly it was fun because the runner, the couch, and even the announcer were losing their shit. It's the first GDQ run I've bothered sitting through in a long time.
>>344546178
Well he let a "fuck" or two slip out.
Also no fun allowed.
>>344546178
He was entertaining.
That is strictly forbidden.
>>344546236
My nose is also broken. wow.
the ones not full with shitty bugs abuses and glitches
eg diablo 2
>>344544965
Pepsiman.
>>344546336
>mfw that tranny part
>>344544965
>sonygger trash
>best run
>>344546178
He has a penis, banned from future DQ until he removes it
>>344546382
> He likes autist restricting themself
>>344546178
No fun allowed, only trannies and awful and repetitive donation messages are permitted
>>344546178
He's not an ugly unfunny stuttering tranny so he's not allowed back.
$5 from Jeb Bush. Please clap.
>wow that's a big snake
>wow I broke my nose in there
>>344546453
>tfw twitch chat saved trannie's runs
The one with the constant DUDEs had me in tears
>>344546610
>repetitive donation messages
you're so ignorant, it's the same dementia riddled person who's donating over and over again
>>344544965
he was cringe as fuck and kept namedropping celebrities. he is never coming back.
Blindfolded Castlevania was bretty good, apart from that abusing the crowd with twitch chat was more fun then most of the runs.
>>344544965
No, dude. It was Demon's Crest, dude.
>>344546836
XDDD
SIMPLY EPIC!!
No really, epic.
>>344546364
it was so funny when one of the runners literally caught himself mid "shit" and it became "Shhhstuff"
>>344546824
>dude we should stop saying dude
>DUDE
>>344546336
>GDQ enacts a No Fun Allowed policy to prevent "cringeworthy" moments from being uploaded to YouTube
>As a result, GDQ becomes a safe space for trannies and therefore a perfect breeding ground for more cringe (like during that Fallout 3 speedrun)
Like pottery
>>344546490
4/10 shitpost
>>344547017
I only watch it for cringe
I'm sure as fuck the reasons why it's become so huge is because of cringe also
why are they taking away the thing that's most fun about it
this year I barely watched anything, because I was too aware that I'd seen the same shit done before already
Any hot memes came out of it? Any cringe?
>>344544965
I've never played the game and I'm not too big on watching runs on games that I haven't done before. Will it somewhat spoil the experience for me or do they break the game so much it's no problem?
>>344544965
Pcull made that run. I wish he would get his own runs againunless I just missed it this yearhe's always hilarious even back when I used to care aboutlet's plays in like 2010I loved his stuff
>>344544965
why did that one guy think it was a good idea to draw overt attention and applause to his goyfriend (birlfriend? femme-to-meme? it?)
like they sat stone stiff and didn't say anything while he had people applaud for something deeply personal and nobody's business
it was the most awkward moment i personally saw
>>344547017
I'll take the weird dude saying he's going to kill himself over and over while playing Crash over someone bringing up the tranny on the couch's transition. It shows how dull this years SGDQ was when people are lauding the tranny thing as the cringiest moment.
I didn't watch every run though, is there really no more good cringe? Is this the best of it?
>>344544965
2 minutes in and I can already tell these guys are assholes. Reminds me a lot of those kids in high school who are loud and stupid on purpose just to be the center of attention
>>344547168
fallout 3 announcing the tranny, then after that run in the typing of the dead run he types DUDE IN A SILK DRESS. probably the best highlight of it all
Super Metroid race was the the most exciting, followed by SM64. My only wish is for Super Metroid to get a 16-man race at a GDQ somehow.
>>344547295
I'm sorry you were bullied and grew up to be a shut-in
>>344547295
caveman is that you?
>>344547330
>16 man race
>They all die
>>344547318
Was it the original TotD or Overkill?
>One tranny got 4 runs and then was at one of the TASbot runs despite having fuck all to do with TASbot
The fact that this cunt got so many run when some other didn't even get a single run pisses me off the most. Was it fucking Coolmatty or something?
>>344547214
he ran curse of issiyos, alladin, and subbed in for big jon for the MM race
I feel like I'm the only one who thought Emily was kinda cute
daily reminder bonsaw and mr monopli are some of the best runners in GDQ
>>344547139
They don't want to admit that's the reason why so many people watch it in the first place. They're afraid of shitting on "muh larger audience" yet they were doing just fine without them for the first few years.
I missed all this shit
bonesaw is a great runner though. I've seen his streams and runs and he's entertaining. why does everything I love have to be fucked by SJWs?
>>344544965
Damn, this year I had no time to watch it.
>>344547504
Go away Em-ill-y
>>344547139
as long as most of the "speedrun community" keep dressing like girls and letting dudes homofuck them in the ass we'll never run out of cringe
why is there so many trannies in the speed running community?
>>344547504
>cute
>with that man's voice
End yourself, you massive faggot.
>>344547487
Oh cool I'll go have to find the vods. Thanks anon
>>344547017
This is why I unironically think the runner cam is going to be cut in the future.
My favorite part was when he was watching the cutscene, in japanese, and he called it an anime LOL because that's also the name of japanese animation and the cutscene was animated with japanese audio. It's funny because Jak and Daxter is an American game so it's not anime at all lol. He said he was excited for season 2 which was a HILARIOUS joke because it also implied it was an anime, when it was actually a game cutscene LOL!!!
I also went on bonesaws twitter and he is certainly BASED. He is a weeaboo like me only not autistic. He cosplays anime and says memes... pretty f*cking based if you as me.
In conclusion this was easily the best run at SGDQ because of basedsaws epic sense of humor.
11/10 would watch again.
>>344544965
Missed the run when it happened.
Watching it on YouTube right now and it's already the best fucking run of the god damn event.
WHERE DID ALL THIS FUN GO FOR THE OTHER 900 HRS OF THE QUEER EVENT? AGDQ WAS A MISTAKE
>>344547867
Speedrunning requires autism, so it's naturally that it will attract other mental illnesses and degeneracy.
>>344547867
there didn't used to be, its like some new fucking trend or some shit over the last few years
I missed old fashioned cringe like that knitting chick who tried to stop runnermans OoT run while she talked about cancer
>>344548129
>I missed old fashioned cringe like that knitting chick who tried to stop runnermans OoT run while she talked about cancer
got a vid?
>>344548129
>there didn't used to be, its like some new fucking trend or some shit over the last few years
>not wanting to show how progressive and accepting the video game community is
CAN YOU STOP?
>started watching the trauma center run
>that neck operation at the start where the thing looks like a giant purple dong
>everyone spamming shocked and o-face emotes in the chat
I died
had a google on this emily person, what is the story? a tranny or was it also a bad run?
>>344548129
In banning or otherwise turning away a lot of the older runners to reduce cringe the trannies were able to fill the resulting void with little opposition.
>>344547680
Well, I've been mulling this over all week but your comment finally settled it for me anon.I'm going to become a speedrunner.
>>344547867
Why are there so many trannies in any community?
They're just lonely narcissists that want people to pay attention to them. And because they have no personality they make up for it by trying to be "special".
They don't make effort to look or behave like women, they just dawn womens clothes and grow their greasy hair out. Meaning that they don't actually identify or believe they are women, they're just lonely gay men who want attention.
I missed it. Everyone keeps saying it was the best but I don't think I can handle a two hour 100% let's play of a PS2 platformer.
I HAD TO WORK DURING THE WEEK, WHAT ARE THE BEST RUNS? I'm already watching Ty the Tasmanian Tiger for that trainwreck. What else is required. Hard mode: No Reddit garbage like Jak.
>>344545818
MAH NIGGA
>>344548549
Fallout 3 for maximum cringe.
>People shit all over Uyama
>Used to shit all over Withhelde for being a cosplaying tranny
>Now Mike isn't even there any morereminder to blame Coolmatty now
>Trannies everywhere
>>344548009
that season 2 anime joke had me in stitches
>>344548731
Thanks senpai.
>>344548264
Emily is a tranny with a man voice who did a really boring Pikmin run. Her tranny friend on the couch doing the commentary had a slightly better voiceand fucking gorgeous legs
At some point in the run the Twitch chat got to the point where the mods decided to put it into emote only mode. That didn't stop people from shitposting >>344546783
The funniest thing about it is that the mods even started banning emotes.
>>344548763
They keyword for Withheld is cosplaying.
>>344548259
was there a reason for the chat being in Emote only mode?
>>344548763
Mike "Tranny Stomper" Uyama
>>344548925
They assumed by putting in emote only mode people wouldn't be able to bully the runner.
They were mistaken.
GDQs are now shit, but
>wahhh why wasn't my favorite runner there?! why all the trannies?!
You've got no one to blame for them for not showing up. Most of them got burnt out on speedrunning and became let's players. They couldn't keep up when literally who's took their records and fled with their tails between their legs.
>>344549070
This. Twitch chat may be a bunch spamming mouth-breathers, but never underestimate their shitposting creativity.
Pepsiman was the most interesting run. The audience were happy and having fun, instead of being quiet and clapping when the commentator asked.
Fallout 3 was the gringiest and started the tranny shitstorm.
>tranny at AGDQ playing half-life
>get's shat on for "problematic" comments
>tranny at SGDQ
>pls no bully
I know logic doesn't appeal to SJWs and hypocrisy is their bread and butter but what is going on?
The donations are really starting to fucking kill me
>money is going to a great cause
>save/ kill those animals
>greetings from X
>just had to donate for X
>love seeing my childhood get broken
I mean jesus fucking christ this shit was getting old in 2013 and people are still sending in the exact same donations.
so is uyama kill now? or did he just take the money and run
>>344549701
Well, they can't post anything or it won't get read / they'll be banned so....
I thought the Deus Ex run was great.
>Sets dog on fire
>audience is audibly shocked while the other half laughs
Reminds me of that run where he killed that piece of shit kid in the Hong Kong section and the crowd reacted similarly.
>>344544965
That's not the Catherine run
>>344549813
The latter.
Anyone got that ass banned?
>>344550216
Word has it Bonesaw was taken out back and shot by GDQ staff after his run. RIP.
>>344548009
Butthurt weeb detected
>>344550216
bonesaw is kill
>>344550216
The Ty runner is definitely toast.
And I wouldn't be surprised if Bonesaw and everyone associated with the Jak and Daxter run doesn't get to come back either.
Can someone list the most cringe moments for me? I didn't get a chance to watch most of SGDQ
>>344550541
didn't orgs hug him at the end of his speedrun?
Who here team /magicalgirl/
Show that beautiful, hot pants wearing angel some love, /v/! :)
>>344550574
bonesaw will just go back to japan and fuck some more slants
>>344549701
>>save/ kill those animals
I casually watch this shit and it always irritated me. Is there something to it?
>>344550892
>Implying Mike won't arrange for his plane to have an accident.
>>344550752
short shorts and kneesocks just don't work
they probably could have gotten away with just short shorts but as much as i'm a fan of kneesocks they're hard to work into casual attire
>>344550216
Saw an image of Coolmatty on Reddit saying something like nobody has been banned from attending GDQ but the Ty runner probably wont get to run a GDQ game again.
>>344548129
Nearly all of the people who started the modern speedrunning scene in the USA have either given it up or have been banned/"encouraged not to go" from GDQs.
You have like two or three original people who did the most ass kissing left to maintain what little legitimacy they have and the rest of the time is now filled with talent-less hacks and trannies.
And trannies are like an infestation. You get one and pretty soon you lift up a carpet and there's a dozen more out of nowhere, they are magnetically drawn to each other to ruin and pollute whatever their habitat is with their mental illness and attentionwhoring.
>>344551019
It's a choice between taking slightly longer at the end of the super metroid run in order to save the "animals" when zebes is blowing up, or letting them die and thus having a slightly faster run. It's the quintessential run incentive, and a tradition.
>>344546178
*Why does
Did any actual women run something this year? I know Essentia didn't and she used to be a regular.
>>344551086
It's fucking bullshit and they're skirting on technical definitions of words. They can claim "no one's banned" and then it also so happens that the runner's applications for runs are never approved again.
They weren't "banned" but they're never going to run again at the event either and it's a total coincidence.
I fucking hate the interviewing shit they started doing a year or two back.
>>344551247
Women don't play video games, just Men and Men taking Hormones.
>>344547139
>I'm sure as fuck the reasons why it's become so huge is because of cringe also
It got so huge because it used to be a lot of fun, then 2014 came.
Now all the oldfags only watch it for the cringe anymore and the occasionally, very rare actually entertaining run.
>>344551086
>Won't be allowed to run a game again
>This is somehow not being banned
>>344551382
That man's fro is overtaking him. It hungers for more.
>>344551406
banned = no longer allowed to attend GDQ
won't be allowed to run again = can come to the event but won't be running anything
>>344551370
Anytime an interview came on I just muted the stream and did something else. I don't give a fuck about 99% of those runners.
>>344551382
It's something you want to partake in, even if it's significantly less fun than it used to be. Feels like this extended family of gaming enthusiasts banding together. I don't like the word comfy too much but I'd say it describes these events perfectly, even if it does so less and less each year.
>>344551406
He said "probably" which means he could still get a run if he gets a sex change.
>>344551382
>youll never see the mhc at a gdq ever again
what the fuck even happened to werster, doesn't he always have some stupid drama going on in his life?
What happened with Ty?
>>344551382
Is it merely conincidence that there seems to be more women involved as time went on?
>>344551542
>I don't like the word comfy too much but I'd say it describes these events perfectly
I think the GDQs just got boring and utterly predictable.
I watch less and less each year.
>>344551591
>what the fuck even happened to werster
A lot.
>>344551637
"pure coincidence"
>>344551591
Besides Werster were any of them even at GDQ? I see Bertin is listed in the ESA schedule.
>>344546178
it's just a joke because of how the Anti-Fun police have been policing GDQ's for the past 2 years and current. But Bonesaw brought in a lot of donations, and even though he pretty much broke every rule, the fact that it was a graveyard shift run, and the money, he won't get banned ouside of raping a child live on stream.
>>344551637
>Is it merely conincidence that there seems to be more women involved as time went on?
There always were a few chicks at GDQs, even runners.
It's just that nowadays we have a ton of traps and chicks that only got to know it through the mass media attention.
>>344551648
> A lot
Explain?
>>344551614
He was meant to run a pacifist run cause it had a 4k donation incentive which was met at the last minute, but he "forgot" and acted like a fucking asshole every time he killed something. In the end the little pissant donated like, 100 dollars in compensation and made some sob story tweets about how sorry he is.
>>344551637
I know it's "sexist" or whatever but it's true: Women literally have no drive or interests for themselves and merely latch onto whatever men make popular.
The devolution of the speedrunning events is irrefutable proof.
>>344551648
>I think the GDQs just got boring and utterly predictable.
They got boring and predictable because the organizers decided to sterilize the event in order to appease their sponsors and be as grey and inoffensive as possible to get as much money as possible.
They went corporate and decided that just filming a bunch of guys who are good at what they do and hanging out together wasn't enough or appropriate and they needed to intervene.
>>344551834
He's likely talking about the people running it, not random chicks attending. It was a female that pushed for and got the "no swearing" policy instituted.
>>344551795
The funny thing is if they removed all the rules, then they could probably get that amount of money on all the runs, but because of NO FUN ALLOWED that's never gonna happen
>>344547279
Ty the tasmanian Tiger run was tough to watch. the devs of the game donated at one point. He ignored it and proceeds to go on a tangent about how poorly made the game is. He also ignored the donation incentive.
>>344551637
Nah just the more popular the event became, the more people craved attention that it could bring them. See that Zelda run confession slut from years back.
>>344551591
Werster always has drama in his life, whether it's his brother cucking him, his move losing her job or other Aussie bullshit.
What's the deal with trannies and speedrunning?
Why are so many mentally ill people into speedrunning?
>>344551591
Got banned from GDQs for unknown reasons. Neither party gave any official response. I'm sure 50 people will reply with the usual speculation of him stealing hotel keys or saying nigger on bonus stream.
Also his mom finally kicked him out. His current place has shit internet.
Aside from that, he's said a few times that he was never really huge on video games, just sonic and pokemon. Even then he prefers the speedrunning aspect since it's like a puzzle where you need to work out the fastest solution.
>>344552213
>mentally ill people
>into speedrunning
I think you answered your own question there famalam
>>344552153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
>>344552213
Because you need autism to speedrun.
>>344551978
>and be as grey and inoffensive as possible
Explains why they don't show the chat on their youtube videos. The chat can sometimes pick up the slack of a boring run through pure autism on its own, like with the Fallout 3 run.
>>344548057
>AGDQ WAS A MISTAKE
you mean LGBTAGDQ
>>344552213
>People who dedicate their lives to a repetitive, pointless endeavor, who are for the most part loner weirdos are much likelier to be crazy
Gee anon, I don't know
>>344552213
it's a good venue for attention seeking
>>344550216
Well there's gonna be a good amount of softbans, as people will still be able to show up, but they won't get runs.
>>344544965
should just rename it to Lets Plays done quick.
that mario maker race was fucking awful
levels like those were why i stopped playing that game. nobody ever just makes actual mario levels. it's always some kaizo clusterfuck
>>344552109
you realize that there were zero women involved in the early GDQ events right?
Mysteriously girls started to think speedrunning was interesting and getting involved AFTER all it became absurdly popular.
But keep denying reality
Was the Freedom Planet Speedrun any good with Milla? I may never be as good as Fladervy but I can sure as hell try.
>Have over 600 hours in FP
Did they have rent-a-cops harassing people again this year demanding to see passes like last time?
>>344551795
Bonesaw's also kind of an OG icon of the GDQ runs. Always draws tons of donations.
>tfw just watched the jak and daxter run
fucking amazing, my face hurts from laughing for 2 hours straight
I know Jak and Daxter was great and I loved it, but was there any outstanding run performance-wise?
>>344547484
Protomagicalgirl or something
>>344552959
Freedom Planet is gay
>GDQ finished
>went to check random SRL streams
>Azorea or something
>he says people have "GDQ boyfriends" they fuck while there
>>344553135
Gimmick!
Sonic 06
Jedi Academy
>>344553172
Name reeks of pure autism of the full spectral wave length
Jedi Academy
Overall SGDQ was kinda shit
way too many trannies and furries
>>344546106
>Puncay bopping sigs PB in a marathon race
Shit was great
Caveman was nice and memey
was speedrunning a mistake?
>>344553336
To be fair.... Not alot of games hosted on GDQ were furry. Give or take 2 or 3
>>344551370
The interviews are just there to fill setup time. It's that or dead air or repeating the same 3 or 4 music tracks.
>>344553336
Okay, what does that have to do with the games?
>post yfw you remembered to charge your DS
>>344547484
I hope that tranny literally commits suicide out of shame, but knowing these disgusting creatures, there will only be more of them next year
>One of the people from my extended circle of friends is becoming a tranny due to overexposure to tumblr
>cutting off content with his friends
>dressing up like a disgusting drag queen
I don't know whether to laugh or to throw up
>>344553424
Don't they have an entire sub channel dedicated to running pinballs? Couldn't they just fucking stream that instead? I would've much preferred to see some cool pinball action than those boring ass interviews
The SMM race was awesome where Kronic got 6 of the 7 points for his team. Talk about carry. He even completed the race clinching stage in on try.
Based Kronic, god of Mario maker.
>>344552018
B-but muh PC organizations.
>>344552062
>Guy running Ty fucks up incentive and called devs shit
>JUST A JOKE GUYS DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY
>MUH PRESSURE
>EVERYONE IS IGNORANT AND TARGETS ME EVEN THOUGH "X" AND "Z" DID THE SAME THING
>>344553564
Just like how spending too much time on /pol/ makes you an alt right autist. Being in a hugbox surrounded by people who agree with you while being a shut in with no experience of the real world or different opinions can be dangerous for your mental health.
Anyone have that one gif/webm where a black dude touched a ham chick's ass while he was in the front row crowd and he tried to play it off that he didn't?
Any other WEBMS where people inappropiately touching others during the streaming of GDQ?
>>344553564
I'd say "get him help," but evidently "help" is currently defined as pumping someone full of drugs and mutilating them.
>>344553706
True.dat
You gotta learn portion control if you're going on the more extreme sides of the internet, otherwise you just get assimilated
>>344553656
He did though. Also let's not forget
>you're all winners :)
I'm still mad. And even their original idea of a random stage deciding the winner is dumb. It should obviously be the team that completes the most amount of stages first.
>>344553810
I would get him help but he decided to block me for some reason not too long ago, I found out about it from a mutual friend and peeked at his twitter account and holy shit the guy fell off the deep end hard.
>>344553656
How does one become god of one of the most random unpredictable shit ever?
>>344553916
muslims are peaceful people
foreigner here
whats the big problem with saying "fuck" or "shit" during a run? are they afraid little kids could listen to it and their parents could complain?
isnt GDQ an amateur thing?
>>344553916
Don't make this a /pol/ thread, please
>>344554043
gdq is mainstream as shit and kids do watch it so they want to be family friendly regardless of the violent games being run.
>>344554043
It's an amateur thing in terms of actual production values and management but they want to appear professional and mainstream (they even got to plug their shit in the steven colbert show), so they make it as safe as possible. It's basically a classic example of people not understanding who their target audience is.
>>344553656
>pie repeatedly killing himself just so he passes to KronicSauce
Best part of the gdq for me. Surprised MPP did so bad. Poo was on point but Andy was killing it for hot pockets.
>>344554015
Ok say that when your in Iraq asking for guns
>>344553493
Trannies are bad at video games and only run meme games
Also they feel the need to mention it to make sure everyone knows
>>344554043
It started out as amateur and then people whose goal it was to skim off the top and make money on the whole thing got in charge and started changing everything to make it kid friendly regardless of how it is now the antithesis of what the event started out as.
>>344554207
>lmao i hate my gender so much i'm going to fuck myself up and transition
>lets tell everyone i have a benis lmao :DDD
Has the jak and daxter run been uploaded to youtube yet?
Not sure where they upload the runs to, there seem to be several channels that have runs from these marathons on them.
>>344551382
cherrypicked
>>344551019
It's basically a meme at this point. After every other GDQ event they have a Super Metroid race at the end (FOR SOME FUCKING REASON) and one of Super Metroid's easter eggs deals with rescuing some animals from the planet you're on that's about to be destroyed. If you save them you get a "Good End" which slightly modifies the last cutscene in the game. If you decide to "save the animals" though you lose time but it's not like it matters because nobody is ever on fucking WR pace during any of these major game runs.
>>344552213
Can someone post that infographic on how a hobby is ruined? You know the one, it starts with two guys having fun, then women and dudebros join and it goes to shit.
How speedrunning has devolved and been littered with trannies is a perfect example of that.
>>344554278
>make it kid friendly
I guess I'm the only one who remembers one marathon being done in that mormon chick's house? They always had a "family-friendly" slant when possible.
>>344551382
No.
You must go deeper.
>>344554356
r/speedrun has links to the twitch VOD timestamped for each run
>>344554473
What even is that Tiny Build thing? Does it serve an actual purpose?
>Here's a thousand dollars anonymous donation with a generic comment!
Sketch af
Pepsiman
>>344554770
greetings from germany sorry for bad english inshallah
>>344554697
they're publishers/devs that make shitty indie games
>>344552959
No, dude tried to tell the dev how his own fucking game worked
>>344554697
they forced people to viral market their shitty game on twitch before they would release it on steam
>>344554489
Thanks.
How long after the runs end to they usually end up on youtube?
>>344554939
The worst part is he kept interrupting the dev talk.
>>344554473
>Wind Waker 5 hours long.
Holy shit somebody break the barrier already.
>>344554356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RylQGkoZpSE
Pikmin was actually the best run in years.
So when's the need speedrun marathon that isn't GDQ?
I can't even watch anymore because I'm so exhausted from hearing the same donation messages over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
Hell, I was sick of it back in 2013.
>>344548009
fuck off bojack
>Theme for this GDQ
https://youtu.be/FqMODweN8lQ
>>344552959
I can thank the speed run for showing me how fast Milla can go.
>>344554770
you forgot the "my ____ died of ___ cancer" line followed by they all enjoyed watching GDQ events with their kids donating.
>>344555159
ESA in a few weeks
>>344555214
my mom died of cancer and my dad is kicking me out and my grandmother is a neo nazi here's 5 dollars save the animals
Is the save the animal shit the most boring shit ever? It just feels like they're trying to force some inhouse jokes and shit that's not even funny.
>>344554770
>money laundering happening in front of 100k people
>no one gets in trouble
uyama probably decided not to test his luck anymore and just stopped organizing these week long scams
>>344555462
when you ban all of the usual runners you have to run the shit inside jokes into the ground
>>344555225
kek
>>344554697
You know how there's, like, 150 games on sale on Steam on a weekly basis, and save for one or two, they're all sub-5-dollar trash? They're the ones who publish those "too shitty for Humble Bundle" turds.
>that fallout 3 runner who says the tranny on the couch is his """""girlfriend"""""
>>344555049
Well, you see, what I was going for here wa-
>No, you're wrong, here's what's actually happening
>>344547867
Trannies are butting into everything
>>344555462
It's a dumb joke, but it's also the biggest donation incentive bringer. It alone brought in $261,390.79.$150k of which is probably Yetee/Sponsors/'Anonymous' $1k donors
Did Notch donate this time? Don't remember seeing that.
>>344544965
>go to speedrun event
>do a let's play
IT'S JUST A MARATHON BRO
>>344556019
He donates directly to the charity because he refuses to do business through Twitch now that they skim off the top of streamers.
Deus Ex, System Shock, Trauma Center, Diablo II and Two Worlds would be my picks.
And of course this gem:
https://youtu.be/8WotPzG2nys
>>344555704
>That fucking death stare it gave him as he was saying it
>>344556028
>that Four Swords "speedrun" that was really just a fast LP
What happened in the bonesaw run?
>>344556219
Oh and that guy that played the instakill platformer with one hand. Momosomething.
>>344556295
They had fun and that's been banned since Post 2013.
>>344556295
hilarity
>>344546178
You know the race war that's about to begin any day now?
Bonesaw started it.
>>344556295
He acted obnoxious instead of actually trying to play the game well.
But he cursed a few times, so /v/ has been sucking his dick for days.
the trials lets play following tetris was pretty painful
>>344554939
GDQ always seems to treat the devs of the respective speed games like shit, whether it's by accident or on purpose.
fuckin autism, man.
>>344556560
>I've dedicated a majority of my time playing this game over and over again knowing every single thing about it.
>Game is shit.
>>344556560
>Metroid Prime dev on stream
>keep ignoring him and talking over him because "I've got to explain this shit that happens every time we run this game"
>>344552213
It's literally the perfect entertainment for autismos.
>>344556425
>2 years
shit or get off the pot jesus
>>344556425
jesus christ. hopefully at the next agdq this gets revealed as a massive joke as the hosts dump zyklon b pellets into the building killing hundreds of trannies and cucks
i would say that some of the old dedicated speedrunners should start their own events but none of them care anymore
oh well, at least these videos still exist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEyixAAGvF0
>>344556295
Fun was had
>>344556560
Developers are supposed to be treated like shit. Most software, especially games, is garbage. I know, because I'm a developer myself.
>the runner for my favorite game sucked ass
just fuck my shit up
Miss me yet?
>>344556295
wow i broke my nose again
>>344557056
Our only hope now is that this man shows up at the next GDQ to purge all this degeneracy.
>>344555105
Run starts with sharing a cookie & making fun of social eating videos.
Yup, that's a keeper.
>>344557056
>Bonus Stream
it's like fine China how the exact moment GDQ's went to shit is when they stopped doing bonus streams.
>>344556425
>>344556975
>>344557056
xD
Stuff like this makes me lose faith in humanity. How the fuck do you let a fetish like that force you to take hormone changing pills? Lmao.
Humans are so pathetic. The jews have really fucked us. They have hot jewish girls all for themselves. The goyim get the bottom feeders.
>>344546382
Just watched that.
Relived my Druid Hardcore run like 8 months ago.
Good memories.
What were some good CHOKES
I heard the TASbot block was horrible
>>344557301
Happened to me with vtm:b a few years ago. Fat commentator spouted entry level bullshit he probably read on the wiki the whole game not allowing the runner to talk at all.
>>344557307
Honestly?Yes. People made him out to be the next Hitler and he seemed to just roll with it.
>>344557531
you really wanna lose faith in humanity? try this, big boy
https://twitter.com/Dynd/status/751546906946527232
>>344544965
TAKE A BATH!
>>344557439
You know you can't just stay at hotels and keep equipment for free indefinitely, right? For all the jewing that GDQ does, not keeping bonus streams out of logistical nightmare nature of them is fine.
>>344557745
You do know the bonus streams were held and hosted by the speedrunners themselves, right?
>>344557865
No, they weren't? They stayed at the same hotels, using the same equipment.
>>344547330
The race for second place in SM64 was hype as shit
>>344557659
>sending your father to the abyss by letting him down one last time
>>344557694
I see this spammed a lot. What run was it?
>>344557659
>learning on your deathbed that your son is a tranny
The Jews have won.
>>344554473
>more space for game
>bad
Was Ysg there?
>>344557531
>it's the jews fault that's im'm antisocial, i swear!
>>344557531
>How the fuck do you let a fetish like that force you to take hormone changing pills?
this
everything has become so fucking backwards that instead of treating mental illness we facilitate it. it's fucking disgusting
i like to play a fun game based on tranny suicide rates. if you see a tranny, flip a coin and place a bet. if you were correct, then within 2 years it will have killed itself.
>>344557659
>dying of pancreatic cancer
>learning that your son is becoming a tranny freak
if i had to pick one it would probably be the cancer
>>344558362
No. That's was the only plus of this event.
>>344557659
>https://twitter.com/Dynd/status/751546906946527232
LMAO "GIRL POWER" Holy fucking shit I would have the strength on my death bed to choke a bitch for disgracing 4 billion years of evolution.
>>344558507
>talking shit about YSG
>>344557531
It's become "hip" to be trans and I really don't understand how.
A lot of these people are going be either committing suicide or suffering from horrible depression in a few years when it falls out of fashion.
>>344558507
Neck yourself
>>344558806
It'll be entertaining when being a nasty tranny falls out of fashion. At least when being metro/gay ~10 years ago was in vogue all they had to do to move on from the trend is stop acting like a faggot/getting fucked in the ass and move somewhere where people don't know you. Trannies permanently ruin their body chemistry and permanently mutilate themselves for this trend.
I can't find my car keys.
>>344558136
That grotty fucking staff member with autism and glasses. His hair was so greasy it held itself in place. He came on now and then to talk shit on the panel table.
what was so bad about the ty run, i don't feel like sitting through an hour of some shit game.
>>344556560
I think it was the Banjo Kazooie run from AGDQ that had one of the old Rare guys on stream. They just had a chill discussion about how the game was made and why they did some stuff.
The dev also seemed to be genuinely interested in the run.
Where's the guy with the list
>>344558507
YOU TAKE THAT BACK.
Did they even break 1 million this time?
>cosplay is banned at GDQ
then explain the trannies
>>344559293
Well part of that is Grant Kirkhope is unstoppable.
Probably the first and only dev to be banned.
>>344559509
They broke last GDQ's record.
>>344559509
"""""""""""""""""yes"""""""""""""""""
>>344559547
It was 90% Links and Touhous anyways.
Pepsiman is the rare exception.
>>344559509
They did, but it was pretty suspicious - they suddenly had like 40 $1k+ anonymous donations roll in one after the other in a very short period of time. Could have been legit, but it they were cheating on donations that's probably how they would have done it.
Someone should remember to look at doctors without borders disclosures this year to see how much they actually get from GDQ.
>>344558362
No but sometimes when the run was especially shit and the runners would say something really fucking cringy it felt like you could hear his laugh.
>>344546824
deus ex was fantastic, both commentary and gameplay
>>344559568
Kirkhope was banned? Why?
>>344559509
Courtesy of "anonymous" donors.
>>344547504
I did too from the stream feed, but then I saw the pics online
>>344559848
That looks sketchy as fuck
>>344559568
Grant's banned from GDQ?
>>344547564
I dunno, they're pulling in 1-1.5 mil per event now when in the early days they were only getting half a mil at most. Though to be fair the number goes up every year, so that might nto be a valid argument.
>>344559848
really makes you think
>4 trannies out of 100~ runners
>0.3% of the population is transgender(number is highly inflated due to tumblrtard transtrender and AGP weirdos)
>statistically speaking, you'd need 1300 people to get 4 trannies
So, what was it?
>>344559918
>>344560007
Welcome to how cash drives work!
I used to help film 24hr+ long charity drives on TV, and sponsors would always hold the big bucks for last or to help work a last-minute push to meet a certain goal. It's manipulative, and it's legal.
>>344559983
They haven't hit their high mark for three events in a row. $1.5M was the all time record (AGQD 2015). SGDQ 15, AGDQ 16, and SGDQ 16 have all fallen $250k short of it.
Anyone know who the qt on the right is? Or what game she speedrunned?
Its not letting me upload the webm for some reason so heres the link >>344529554
>>344560028
Wow it's almost like small sample sizes of specific communities selected for a specific purpose instead of randomly aren't accurate representations of the population at large
>>344551340
I thought wester or whoever that pokemon runner is legitimately banned
>>344559293
Was the last AGDQ or before?
>>344560028
4 trannies in the runners, but an unknown amount in the audience...
>>344551795
You clearly didn't see his speedrun because the did rape a child live on stream.
He raped the inner children in all of us by both simultaneously raping JD and OW.
>>344560281
2015
So whens the next one?
>>344560414
Winter
>>344560414
ESA is in 2 weeks but that's it's own thing.
Next AGDQ is in January.
Mario Bros 3 was pretty good.
>>344559848
>No comments on really hefty donations
Man that's sketchy as fuck.
>>344560414
EVO soon too if you're into that sort of thing.
Do people who Speedrun play other games besides the games they speedrun?
Speedrunning is fun to watch. But why would anyone ever do it. Imagine if all that times used to practice and repeat was used on a real skill.
>>344560759
>didn't even bother to paste the "greetings from Germany" pasta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo0hTC6BIGw
yfw no more fun bonus streams anymore
>>344560292
>protomagical
>tranny on the couch behind proto
>pikmin runner
>pikmin commentator
>tranniversary
>Tetris runner
That's 6 that I count, and I only saw about 1/323rd of the runs
>>344547982
Soon it'll just be speedruns with no commentary or announcer while a Text To Speech says every donation and ads play nonstop between runs.
Truly, it will be the safest space.
>>344561140
>Proto got to run four games
>>344546178
Swore a few times
Shit on Twitch, GDQ, and Aircanada
O-Dawg
Was probably high on something the entire
And most heinous of all hehad fun
>>344560613
Where is ESA held?
EU will be pretty good, shouldn't be many trannies at least seems to be a American thing.
>>344561238
>actual women, as well as minorities were denied for F O U R (4) Shitfest Runs from Proto
>>344546382
let me guess, you're one of those turbofaggots who spammed
>"GLITCHLESS"??
during the OOT speedrun
>>344561443
To be fair they were all really short games. I presume they want to give each runner a minimum duration at the least?
>>344561652
holy shit a real life QT (not the nigger)
>>344559736
They said that the spike at the end was the earnings from the sgdq humble bundle being added to the total
>>344557659
Well.
That seemed like two unrelated things. Clearly the donator didnt give a damn about his father.
did anyone else find it mildly disturbing when the guy kept asking for "one clap" from everyone, and eventually they started doing it like trained dogs? at least once they even did it before he even asked them to.
>>344561802
Yeah now I wish I had watched the stream just to see her play
>>344561652
unffff
>>344561652
who's the busty one
>>344545818
The guys that ran that were pretty funny too.
>>344561939
SAY IT
>>344561943
did she run?
How was the Diablo run?
>>344544965
That was hands down the best run. I feel sorry for people who missed it.
>>344561042
Bonus streams were the shit.
>>344562108
Dunno, just saw the webm and saved it, shes so qt I almost cant believe it
>>344561939
Five dollars from Jeb Bush, please clap.
>>344562130
Okay, fairly standard
I still think Super Mario Sunshine, the run that started the event, is still the best one.
CoolCat Shine GET CoolCat
>>344561287
He's a foreigner, have to give him a break.
Does someone have the twitch stamp to the vod in the fallout 3 speedrun where the Transniversay happened?
I want to check that out again and watch the chat explode
Bonesaw is not banned
Repeat
Bonesaw is not banned
Stop believing everything you read on the fucking internet
>>344544965
pepsiman/bioshock
PEP PEP
PEPSI MAN
>>344562278
I fucking lost it when that happened.
>>344562340
link?
>>344551637
women ruin everything
>>344561652
Anyone know which game they were playing or have a link to the stream
>>344551951
it's sad but it's true
source: am girl
>>344546106
Wasn't the same without simply fucking up
>>344561939
>one clap
>one clap
>one clap
fuck this shit i tuned out for that run i was sick of hearing it
>>344562473
https://oddshot.tv/shot/GamesDoneQuick/Uzql7BUKl7BJy4vpHX9fpYAx
Oddshot but same thing.
>>344562607
No, mario
>>344562782
DELETE THIS
>>344562473
here's the /v/ thread when it happened
>>344242294
>>344550892
>Bonesaw having sex
>EVER
Good joke.
Dude's 120lbs soaking wet and ugly as shit.
>>344562473
I searched it for you anon, enjoy. replace the dot
https://www.twitchdottv/gamesdonequick/v/76689322?t=22h18m11s
>>344557056
>i would say that some of the old dedicated speedrunners should start their own events but none of them care anymore
This has happened. North American Speedrun Assembly (NASA) It was in May and was very much like the old GDQ's. small room, lots of banter.
Haven't watched any speedruns for years, but aren't like 80% of the donations going to the employees and 20% actually towards charity?
>>344554401
That incentive alone makes them at least $200,000 every year.
>>344551382
AGDQ 2013 was GOAT
>>344563708
This is literally how every charity works
I didn't watch this year. Any good drama?
>>344563636
No fucking way
One day someone insane will speedrun this annoying version of Super Metroid.
>>344564347
was that the whole kill/save the animals thing?
>>344560938
>Do people who Speedrun play other games besides the games they speedrun?
Most do, but there are a few that don't.
As meantioned above, Werster self admits he doesn't care about video games at all outside of Pokemon and Sonic.
Trihex said that the only game he played for years was Yoshi Island with an occasional dip in Smash Bros. and Mario Kart when his friends came over. Also the new Yoshi games when they came out. According to him, aside from those, he never played a single player game in the past 5 or so years. Until Mario Maker came out and he finally decided to try new things.
Despite what most people might think, a lot of the NES runners do play a lot of modern games. I went into one of their streams to see a few of them talk about Dark Souls. When other people were surprised by that, they said they play a lot of modern games, but just keep their streams to NES/SNES speedruns.
>>344548182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfKQUEPcgi8
>can you stop
>>344564805
World needs more arcade-like games. A lot of NES/SNES shit is speedran since there's a ton of games instant loads, dialog mashing, no 2hr tutorials, etc.
>>344561939
yeah... now imagine if instead of clapping, u have them yell "pepsiman",
i bet it'd be so infectious even /v/ would buy in
>>344564508
It's a hack that rotates the game 90° making the game much harder.
>>344548853
got a link? was it from this year?
>>344562275
It's biinny's gf Nicole iirc. She doesn't really know much about speedrunning, but I think she likes Kingdom Hearts or something? She has a twitter anyway
>>344559836
British people are too problematic, just look at Brexit.
>>344560141
I see, must have misread the numbers.
So you figure they've hit a wall where people don't care any more than what they're getting, or what?
>>344551086
>nobody has been banned from attending GDQ
Wasn't the Crash 2 guy banned for making suicide jokes?Also is there a VOD or video, I'm really interested in seeing it
Caveman runs were chill as fuck. But nothing makes up for the lack of F-Zero, Naegleria or Carcinogen this year.
>>344565623
You just can't handle the freedom
>>344565571
And there goes any interest I had
>>344566137
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet
https://youtu.be/RylQGkoZpSE?t=3705
Any time a runner spouts babel instead of a swear just cracks me up.
>>344552213
Because they are autisic and antisocial and the fastest way to get accepted and sheltered by a community is to cut off your penis instead of actually playing your game well
Basically it's an any% run for social status
>>344566137
>no fzero GX runs this year
Those are still my favorite runs of any GDQ
2014 had Tomba 2, 2015 had Crash 2, which run would guys say was "that run" this year?
I'd say Fallout 3, probably.
>>344567148
>Basically it's an any% run for social status
kek
>>344567293
Pikmin or Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, both were incredibly bad in their own ways
>>344567293
what happened at 2015 crash 2?
>>344567503
what was so bad about ty tiger, i watched it back seems pretty average.
>>344567530
Suicide on a live broadcast
>>344567530
The runner made suicide/murder jokes and softlocked the game at the final boss.
>>344567637
The runner gave zero fucks about the donation incentive. I think there was more to it, but that's the most important part.
Both runners are 100% banned. In fact, both the staff and SDA refuse to upload the Crash 2 VOD.
>>344544965
Is there a full video for the jak and daxter run?
There's like a 100+ part one on youtube but it's shit.
>>344567530
Some guy kept making jokes about Suicide, because the run was very suicide based, and then he softlocked himself right near the ending of the game.
This of course, triggered a bunch of SJWs, and Twitch was forced to delete his account, not because of the suicide jokes, but because the SJWs couldn't stop harassing him and telling him tokill himself
>>344567293
what happened at tomba 2?
taz the Tasmanian devil was pretty good
>>344567927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM
>>344567927
The beginning of the end
>>344567909
He also joked about killing everyone there but in a very spergy kinda way, he really reeked of awkwardness.
>>344568052
why was Chibi banned again?
>>344564805
>As meantioned above, Werster self admits he doesn't care about video games at all outside of Pokemon and Sonic.
>Trihex said that the only game he played for years was Yoshi Island with an occasional dip in Smash Bros. and Mario Kart when his friends came over. Also the new Yoshi games when they came out. According to him, aside from those, he never played a single player game in the past 5 or so years. Until Mario Maker came out and he finally decided to try new things.
Why.
Why not play video games, but be obsessed with speed running?
>>344567503
What happened with the Pikimin run?
>>344567909
I'm glad you're a dumb faggot and conveniently left out that he 'joked' about killing everyone at the convention under his breath.
So i tried watching this "owen wilson" run after /v/ sperged and couldn't stop saying how "gawd-tier" it was.
2 hours later i'm scarred
memespouting, awkward stuttered commentary and inappropriate laughing from the audience. Its fitting though, seeing as /v/ is just like that.
>>344568219
too autistic
>>344568381
People say a lot of things. Doesn't mean they'll do them, or have the capacity to actually pull it off.
But yeah, of course it was an awkward run.
>>344568359
Runner was a tranny. He went overestimate thanks to some mistakes which killed lots of pikmin.
On top of all that, the official Youtube upload has been muted thanks to copyright nazis.
>>344568359
Just boring for the twitch babbies, runner only went like 5 mins over
>>344568359
Runner was a tranny, leading to everybody involved having to walk on eggshells and jerk off the runner's ego so they wouldn't be accused of transphobia. Chat was so full of <message deleted> that it went into emote-only mode, and people still got banned after that. Also, the run had an extremely generous estimated time, and she still went over it.
Also unlike Tomba or Crash runs, you have to like it or you're an evil transphobe.
>>344568918
Funniest thing about it was that he didn't even try with the voice, it was just so obvious that he's a man.
There's a link to twitch unmuted vod in the youtube comments for this run.
>>344568381
Yeah, you really believe that autist was actually going to come back and shoot up the place? It was a fucking joke. You should stop being so paranoid.
>>344568571
(You)
>>344569598
It doesn't matter if he was going to or not you retard, this is something you don't fuckin' joke about.
Why don't you go into a theatre and joke about how you're gonna kill everyone? See how far that gets you. You fucking idiot.
>>344553424
I'd rather listen to some sweet video game music
I remember them having semi decent playlists a few years back
>>344570008
You seem to not understand context in terms of comedy. Nothing in that context made it seem like it was actually something to really be concerned about. The guy lost his cool and said something stupid. And yes it does matter if you thought he would act on it. YOU WOULD NOT BE UPSET IF YOU FELT LIKE IT WAS A LEGITIMATE THREAT! THEY JUST DO IT YOU FUCKING IT.
>>344569598
Autisms don't understand joking or sarcasm, when he said those things the autisms took it all seriously. Hence why they complained kek
I just re-watched it all, it was quite clear he was joking and said it all lightheartedly even if he was eccentric and autistic.
Autisms worst enemies are other autisms, even when they share the same disorder they can't understand eachother.
>>344557659
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Literally died of shame
About to watch the Jak & Daxter one.
Jak & Daxter? More like Naruto & Pikachu
>>344558806
It's because these people go into communities that teach them being male and white is evil until they hate themself.
So then they try to offload some of that shame by becoming trans and of cource all the special attention they get for it is just the icing on the cake.
>>344570819
And you seem to be autistic and unable to understand that in social situations like this you do not joke about that kinda thing.
I hope you don't shoot up a theatre someday, anon. You dumb faggot. You're one of those retards I bet who thinks his edgy jokes are so funny when everyone else wants you to shut the fuck up.
>>344547017
>No fun allowed policy
I thought this was a meme.
What is the policy exactly?
>>344571216
No anon you're the autistic one here.
How is ESA with regards to self-policing and making it a sterile environment?
Heinki was the one who ran Deus Ex, right?
>>344571258
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/sgdq_2016_rules.html
>>344571325
>No ANON you're the autistic one because you understand social situations and things you don't joke about
>>344565460
They do this shit for +2 years now.
Got permabanned last year for posting three kappas in a row.
I won't watch this shitfest anymore, the funniest part was the shitposting in chat and fun isn't allowed when you're a cultural marxist speedrunner.
>>344548129
Transtrenders.
I'm late to the party, can someone tell me who is this cutie pie? (I don't care if it's not a girl)
>>344571570
Not everyone gets triggered by harmless jokes.
>>344551382
AGDQ suffers from the same effects as Steam Summer Sales. People are just jaded since they've already watched runs of most of the games, the fact is the infrastructure and stream layout are much better and little else has changed.
>>344545287
you mean the 2 secs long?
These events used to be a lot of fun to watch but now it's full of people with severe aspergers or trying to push social issues, sometimes people with aspergers trying to push social issues and it's just not very entertaining to watch anymore.
>>344552153
Didn't his brother say it was scummy as fuck but glad he did it or some shit? Man that's messed up. Was the chick hot?
>>344571835
end your miserable life
any past gdq runs worth watching?
just watched that jak run on YT since i just missed it when it aired
so much fun unlike other runs where they just explained what they were doin, DUDE IM NOT WATCHING TO LEARN TO SPEED RUN
fuck
>>344571493
>-Keep yourself clean by showering regularly. If you smell, staff may ask you to leave the marathon area, as it is disruptive to others around you.
>They have to remind people to bathe
>>344572640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvrepvisxA0
>>344572684
Speedrunners are autistic and obsessive.
They need to be reminded.
You are not talking about normal people here.
>>344571216
Hey, moron. If you actually read what I said, I did say it was a stupid thing to stay. I just think that the reaction is wildly over exaggerated especially for an event that started as something that was less "PC". I mean, your proving my point by thinking I'm sort of theatre shooter type.Also, lets not forget the overwhelming amount of people who just DIDN"T GIVE A FUCK EITHER. But hey, lets make assumptions based on a small vocal minority.I find it funny you think making fun of autism is A-OK but get upset about a mass murder joke. Stay consistent with your "PC" bullshit.
>>344548389
>that want people to pay attention to them
That's everyone faggot. They're just lonely but dressing up like a girl makes some people think of you as brave and will support you when they normally wouldn't have.
>>344572848
>small vocal minority
The trans movement, feminism, all the shit you see on facespace and twister; its all vocal minorities pushing their agenda. It just goes to show, the louder you are, the more likely it is that you'll be heard.
>>344551637
Not necessarily a coincidence, more a result. As something grows in size, it needs to be more and more accommodating to all types of people. As a result, more women are likely to show up (and more transsexuals as well).
Of course, this also means that the original product becomes further and further diluted so as to better suit the masses.
>>344551247
Quackshot runner was a woman if I remember correctly.run was alright
>>344572684
These are people who are able to spend a week of their lives at a hotel watching people speedrun video games.
Now either they have a lot of money and a normal life, or (more likely) they're shut-ins who are able to attend this because they have nothing else going on.
>>344572848
It's funny that you think I'm upset. I'm not, I'm just not fucking stupid enough to make a retarded joke and then go 'B-B-BUT IT WAS A JOKE GUYS' in attempt to handwave why people may think it was fucking retarded.
It's ironic because you dumb faggots are triggered way harder by this 'PC culture' nonsense than the PC culture themselves. He made a stupid joke in front of a large crowd of people. You don't do that when you're de-facto representing AGDQ. And hence he doesn't get to come back.
>>344561836
That actually checks out.
ok lads you're in charge of the next GDQ
post 5 games that would make good runs, and the shift they'd be in.
>>344575010
All RPGs in the graveyard shift. Seriously those are dull as dicks.
No shitty indie games or "LUL so randum" shite games that meme fuckers run to be edgy.
1. Sonic 3 and knuckles race
2. Mario 3 race
3. DKC1/2/3 race
4. Metroid Fusion
5. Super ghouls and goblins
Bonus. A link to the past race.
>>344575010
Yoshi's Story All Melons
Kingdom Hearts 2FM Data Org RTA
Paper Mario Any%
DMC3 NG+Another Mario Maker Blind Raceoralternate timeline where Trihex gets dumped and the depressions causes him to git gud at Yoshi's Island again or Wolly World Co-op speedrun
>>344575010
Medievil Any% by NoobKillerRoof. During European primetime.
>>344574567
You can't say you are not upset just by the sheer fact that you had to make some clarification or otherwise you wouldn't care enough to reply. I don't care if people are upset from what he said ( I even acknowledge that what he said was stupid). I also don't care if he is not allowed back. I just don't think it was right for people to go out of there way to harass this person into deleting there channel.Its one thing to voice your grievance and another to harass.So riddle me this, if you are making a claim that the people who are triggered by being "PC" are more upset, why have they not gone out of there way to harass people who banned this guy.Oh, thats right,THEY DON'T FUCKING EXIST!
>>344572772
any oher you recomend?
>>344546614
>he's not ugly
no need to exaggerate
>>344575756
You are legitimately autistic.
>>344554401
its a tradition to run super metroid and the donation incentive is massive for it
Did anything top the special tranniversary shout out in terms of cringeworthiness or degeneracy? I've only been watching VODs of games I care about.
>>344575469personally i'd pick a megaman race over yoshi's story, but good list anon
>>344576243
nah man, replying to things online means you're upset
stay mad, loser xddd
>>344557659
You think this is where Cosmo got the idea to fall for the tranny meme? The donator was able to seek attention and inject their mental illness into something completely unrelated to the topic at hand. Since Cosmo no longer has speedrunning skills but has a severe thirst for attention, he thought playing the tranny card would work. Nope.
>>344551247
I miss Essentia. I actually thought it was cute way way back when SGDQ was held in her house in bumfuck because her kids would be on the couch most of the time.
>>344575010
Kirby Super Star (snes race)
Sonic Unleashed (both day and night)
Bomberman 64 (all credits)
Phantasy star online ep1&2 (competitive team race)
Pokemon Black or Black 2 (graveyard shift with commentary)
>>344575010
OoT 100% during the night, probably by ZFG. Make it comfy graveyard shift.
Mario 64 120 star race with Glitch Exhibition as donation incentive.
Battle for Bikini Bottom any%
Metroid Fusion
Sonic Adventure 2 race, one runner starts Dark Story other starts Hero Story.
r8
Half of them are on there to stop meme categories like Mario DS or Zelda Glitchless getting in.
>>344575010
Only want this one
F-Zero GX Story Hard Mode Race
>>344576569
Mega Man Powered UP custom levels race.
>>344545818
This.
>>344552237
I thought his current place actually had solid internet (either actual nbn or opticomm) for being in australia?
Make someone run Mario 64 Chaos Edition.
omw to SGDQ with my wife who started her transition 2 years ago #falloutlover
>>344550574
Link to Ty run?
>>344567890
>Both runners are 100% banned. In fact, both the staff and SDA refuse to upload the Crash 2 VOD.
hahahahah the butthurt is too strong. didnt they file a copyright claim agaisnt one of the mirror uloads of crash 2?
>>344565623
Alright don't be a faggot why was he banned?
OFFICIAL SGDQ DISCORD
https://discord.gg/2ATXDJn
https://discord.gg/2ATXDJn
https://discord.gg/2ATXDJn
>>344544965
It was the best run saw live. Next week im going to flick throu the streams i mist on youtube.
but it was a great event
I will recomend the Silent Hill 2 run thou
>>344577547
>Battle for Bikini Bottom any%
>Metroid Fusion
these please
>>344548763
I miss uyama
>>344575429
>RPGS in the graveyard shift
Just put me down for that 5 times, when they were running FF6 the viewer count dipped below LoL and there wasn't even a tournament going on (I think)
>>344556713
That was the fucking worst. Kirbymasta kept trying to claim that the dev had nothing to say either, fuck him.
>>344561615
>storing hammer damage to sword
>not a glitch
You're the faggot
>>344554118
yeah, that really makes no sense. why can't they just let things be at least a bit more lax during M rated speedruns? have a bunch of gore & killing, and even in-game swearing, but gotta watch that runner's potty mouth
>>344566137
>what is Fast Racing Neo
>>344556425
Well I lasted around 2 seconds before having to close it
thats enough for today
>>344567890
he wasn't the only one who was bitching about having to work donation incentives into the run either.
one guy just flat out didn't do it and then had to be brought back after the next game to fulfill the incentive really quickly with a prepared save.
>>344544965
First time ever watching GDQ, I really enjoyed link's awkening and that super metroid competition.
LA was interesting because the runner and commentators actually knew how the glitches worked, and explained them well. Super metroid was awesome because the outcome was completely unexpected, and that part near the end where you could see two of the runner so close to eachother one surpassed the other by opting not to pick up a missile tank on the fly.
>>344568219
chibi turned himself into a living meme and nowadays is considered more meme than man. apparently it followed him into real life and basically ruined him.
Anyone got the 'Dude in a silk dress' screenshot form Typing of the dead?
What time was the "5 Dollars from Jeb Bush: Please Clap" donation?
>>344580613
They should stop with the dev calls in general. They're just awkward for everybody involved.
But I know they won't because they want to make GDQs feel important by having game devs appear.
>>344572684
my local convention also has this as a rule.
you would be shocked how common it is for people to just live in filth and not comprehend cleaning themselves up regularly.
>>344572510
everything was normal outside of like 3 particular runs or so which had some very awkward and/or cringe inducing things happen, pretty much like any event.
the NASA streams were completely autism-free. they were allowed to swear and make rude jokes and tell each other to shut the fuck up and it was great.
what they aren't used to is the overbearing orwellian organizers who ban anything fun and have/will remove people from the event for the dumbest shit.
one year they forced a guy in a wheelchair to leave the vision of the crowd cam because he was wearing a thing around his neck with Frankerface on it and chat was flooded with emotes
>>344556229
>>344556229
>>344556229
This holy fuck.
One of the first runs I watch and this faggot not only keeps fucking up his "frame saving" glitches, but he keeps trying to get the glitch long after it would have helped him save time. He spent like two fucking minutes trying to get a frame perfect glitch that cost him way more time than it should have.
Ontop of that noone could explain why half of the glitches worked, but they wouldn't shuttup about every other dumb as fuck detail.
It was the most annoying letsplay I have ever watched.
>>344546453
>>344546336
>>344544965
the ghostbusters on the genesis run was a nice, calm, comfy as fuck run. it was the second best for me.
>>344583630
Bonesaw died for this
