Game might have been shit, but holy shit her body was banging in it.
>>344509857
Busty blondes are great.
>>344509857
i want to give her a baby to make up for the one she lost
>>344509857
>>344511892
I just need to convince a busty blonde with a nice face to sleep with me once. How do I do that?
>>344511967
it's easy, you just have to
>>344512091
I just have to WHAT?
>>344512483
Pretending you fucking idiot.
>>344509857
Are you gonna get her figma?
>>344513602
>short hair
>>344513602
>mole
Gross. I don't like bayonetta's either
>>344513715
>>344513829
Better?
http://hlj.com/product/MAX90168
>>344513829
God I hope they get rid of that disgusting fucking mole forever in whatever Metroid game comes next (if one comes at all).
Maybe I'm crazy, but I don't think I'll be satisfied at another Metroid merely being great. It needs to tear down and banish every single black mark Sakamoto inflicted on the franchise in order for me to finally get over this. I want the series wiped of his DNA forver, it's the only way I can find peace. And the fucking mole he's been harping on about since the 80s needs to go.
>>344514203
HOT.
BIRD.
DICK.
>>344514203
I appreciate you posting this every thread
>>344514349
>>344514658
Aww man what did i miss?
>>344514203
Samus is for deepening interspecies relationships.
>>344514747
...check the archive, man.https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/344509857/#344514203
>>344509857
I thought she was masturbating in this pic.
>>344514747
>>344515095
why are they wrestling?
>>344515095
Good thing for that smiley face.
>>344515232
To win the Galactic Federation Championship
>tfw never attract a woman like Samus
>tfw have to settle for second best
>>344516248
that movie sucked
how dare they rape my favorite childhood book series?!
>>344509857
>thinking Team Ninja's garbage design looks better than Nintendo's
Fuck off
>>344511967
im sure there are some hot blonde prostitudes out there
>>344517154
Come on, step it up
>>344520875
Wasn't adding that screenshot in there for looks, just making a point to the OP that Samus designs in the 2D game designed by Nintendo themselves is better in every way.
>>344520875
Great taste. She looks stupid as fuck in Zero Mission, Brawl, etc. She looks great in Fusion.
>>344509857
>you will never coat her cervix with your babby batter
why live
>>344522128
She's not real, just an idea. Wanting to fuck her is like wanting to fuck an imaginary friend that isn't even your own.
