SGDQ 2016
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Now: Super Mario RPG
Next: Super Mario 64
Later: The Jews win
>>344497615
>>344497618
>>344497625
>>344497647
no bully pls
can they really raise $60k in 90 minutes to get the SM64 race?
Second for Axem Rangers.
jump jump jump
are you guys ready for 100 yumps
>>344497804
nope, faggot jews
i found a decent explanation of that smb3 tas on
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4s29rt/sgdq_2016_tas_block/d55ysqx
>>344497676
Is Uyama still pretending to be "sick"?
Did he fail the first time??
Who /boipuccy/ here
>>344497676
>donating money to charity
>The Jews
>>344497772
Fuck you faggot for not playing one of the best mario games
I missed Metroid and only now tuned to this typically unexciting RPG run.
What are some required VODs that I might've missed?
>>344497676
>Next: Super Mario 64
Maybe not!
Why do they always end these events with a long ass RPG?
>>344497804
>an incentive for the best game
fuck them
bew bew bew bew bew bew!
bew bew bew bew bew bew!
wtf is he doing here
>edobean would've piped in for a donation during this
>>344497894
the only reason to be here
whoa..
>>344497804
Sure, as long as some large anonymous donations come in. I mean wouldn't it be embarrassing if they didn't surpass last years total? ;^)
b-but theres no way theyll make 1m, sgdq is d-dying
t-the crowd is always empty...
POST SADPANDA LINKS
>>344497676
>been sitting in the same position for 2 hours
>somehow managed to cut off blood circulation to my right foot without noticing it
>literally collapsed when i tired to get up
>been 5 min and i still can'f feel my foot
Is this normal?
HOW THE FUCK
>>344497894Post yours
So how come Peach is so much reliable and powerful here than in other games?
>>344498015
because she can pretend to be Geno thanks to a glitch
>>344497964
When you use Super Jump, a timed button press gives you another jump up to 100. The timing speeds up with each one, and I only ever got into the 40s.
>>344498003
read your own fucking post and ask yourself if thats normal
ALL the bounces!
>>344498003
how the fuck? I've sat for like 8 hours straight and the worst I get is some tingly feeling in my leg when I stand up
you're probably ok though
>>344498003
You should probably seek medical attention, anon.after the run of course
>>344498003
lmao
>>344498015
She is Toadstool, not Peach.
>>344498015
Other companies use Nintendo's characters better than them.
>>344498003
Enjoy your DVT and being a anti-VG headline on Fox news.
>>344497992
>the crowd is a measure of quality
The crowd is a likely reason for the significant decrease in quality.
>>344498003
nope. foot is gone. if you were a horse you would be shot already.
>there are people on /v/ that didn't donate
>>344498129
I want to use Zelda
>>344498003
LMAO enjoy crippled life faggot.
>>344498003
You need to massage your leg and foot immediately. Get blood pumping into it ASAP.
>>344498129
Hyrule Warrior's as a whole proves it.
>>344497804
they've done it before lol
>>344497869
>ais was doing the nethack TAS
>now a nethack dev
heh
Those sick hops goddamn
WATER BLAST
MIRAGE
>>344497832
Jeff Gerstmann is a God amongst men
>>344498095
So he can abuse all bosses by doing multiple jumps?
>>344498003
enjoy spending 1500 bucks just for the medical bill
>>344498176
I don't donate to fraudulent charities.
h-hey /v/ did I miss anythinghilariously autisticsince the Pokemon Red race?
>>344497894lewd
>supporting cucks without borders
>2016
>>344498129
>>344498207
But that game was tedious repetitive garbage like all the other musou games.
>>344498003
you have diabetes and will lose your foot
>>344498232
Fuck this cunt of a boss & his attacks.
>>344498241
No it does less DPS than other methods.
You do it once at least so you can get a super overpowered armor and pretty good accessory.
>>344498176
>donating to isis
>>344498232
i love smrpg this but holy fuck yaridovich is some garbage character design
>>344498294
Yeah, someone did a speedrun of a video game.
>>344498129
>Boob armor
Why
>timing your shockers properly
Is this the most risque thing that's been said?
>applying_to_speedrun_at_gdq
Why doesn't he do the Geno thing that does 999 damage or whatever?
>>344498294
BCWarrior TwitchRPG WutFace
Best shop town ever
>>344498232
triggered
>>344498314
>supporting doctors who heal rapefugees and members of ISIS
>current year
>>344498232
YO, IS THAT MY MAN SANS? SPAGHETTI LOL XD
>>344498354
he also does it on the final boss I thought? or is that low%
>>344498383
He's a Yardovich spear, what do you expect? It's french.
>>344498003Mustard gas.
>>344498015
>Mainstream Mario games
>all of the characters are bland, clean slates and have barely any emotion
>RPG Mario games (excluding Sticker Star / Color Splash)
>all characters are chock full of emotion and character
I wish Nintendo would add some of the character the character's have in the mainstream games
All the bosses in this game don't feel like Mario Characters.
>Caleb left
All is lots
>>344498496
Maybe but it still does less DPS.
>>344498232
When I first played the game and only saw his sprite, I thought the spearhead was his eye.
>>344498003
your foot is gangrenous, amputate
for real though, how long is there left to "donate"? and where are all the anonymous "donations"?
>>344498559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WCFUGCOLLU
>>344498192
Posting more qt asians would get my blood pumping to my dick, if you know what i mean
Now that this is wrapping up, which runs are worth watching?
>>344497676
who here as donated?
>>344498547
Welcome to every Mario RPG ever. Doesn't stop them from saving the game though.
>>344498559
yo
he's back
PogChamp
>>344498003
I've had something similar happen before. It's probably just a compressed nerve. Move around a bit and you'll be fine.
>>344497804
>1 minute before end
>WAOW SPONSORS WITH THE "DONATION" AT THE LAST MINUTE
>>344498383
SMRPG has the most cohesive enemy design in the entire series. I bet you prefer neko bowser to the GOAT weapon motif.
This is the final game of the marathon?
is it yaridoVICK or yaridoVITCH
are we gonna get the bonus meme, lads?
>Caleb's back from a mean shet
All is right
Post yfw Belome = Blow me
>>344498695
>Welcome to every Mario RPG ever
Bowser.
>pie is slowly shifting away from guy on the right
LOL
>>344498748
>>344498742
SM64 is after
>Jew guards
Did i hear that right? Is he getting banned?
>>344498748
>watching barbarian monkey sports
>>344498748
brock wins 10/10
>>344498726
pure coincidence goy
>>344498747
>ヤリドヴィッヒ
So somewhere in between.
>>344498487
>doctors without borders only supports muslims and muslim extremists
I seriously hope you don't think this.
>>344498015
Peach is the best character in Mario 2 and 3D World.
>>344498673
That photo made me kek real life keks heartily, hope the white guy is ok.
I think some guy is posting his list of runs worth watching /v/ generally agrees with it hopefully he will one last time. Or check archived threads.
>>344498747
YardoBITCH
>>344498547
Just like Subspace Emissary
>>344498853
juke artists you fucking retard
So what's the reason for Peach to be using Mallow's skills?
Wouldn't Geno Whirl be quicker?
>>344498003
>Sitting at my desk with one leg above it
>After a while my whole leg can't feel a thing
>Crawls up into my penis
>Haven't got an erection for 1 month
>>344498748
Is that "women" i see there?
>1094
You can do more than 999 damage???? What the fuck?
>>344498968
Can't Whirl bossesbesides the Right Eye
>>344498968
geno whirl doesnt work on 99% of bosses
>>344498958
Something to do with Switching party members during the invincibility star I think
Makes the game teach spells to the wrong characters.
Team Valor gaiz?
>>344498673
>Must watch
Jak and Daxter
Deus Ex
Sonic '06
Star Wars: Jedi Academy
Trauma Center: Second Opinion
>Worth the watch
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (race)
Pepsiman
Demon's Crest
Momodora (one-handed)
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (blindfolded)
Catherine
Typing of the Dead
Elder Scrolls II Daggerfall
Super Metroid (race)
>Watch for cringe
Pikmin
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
Is he gonna cheese all the bosses like this? As if this run couldn't get any more boring.
bew bew bew bew bew bew
>>344499000
nice trips
Monstro Town is comfy as fuck
>>344498941
At least those are aliens in a crossover world so they don't need to feel like anything.
>>344498952
>juke artists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ywr96o8IrI
>>344499067
>no SMW nana%
did you even watch this year?
>>344498893
>muslims and muslim extremists
Same thing. Also they've been plugging commercials throughout the event saying how they are focusing their work in and around Syria.
>>344499067
how do we find the times for specific runs
>>344498541
They do. All the Toads they have in their games are so unique you can tell whi they are just by seeing how they talk!
>>344499068
it's insanely hard
>>344497676
>blaming the Jews for your small penis
>>344499143
It ends with "hi" in Japanese which is pronounced between "he" and "fee" in English. So you figure it out.
>>344499067
>Pikmin
This one is only worth it for the chat reactions
>>344499174
They're on Youtube
>>344498941
Good thing Smash isn't a Mario game then.
>>344499174
just look at the schedule then skip through the videos until you find it
takes like 10 seconds
>supersuit
>>344499067
I wasn't up to see the Pikmin run. How bad was it?
>>344499174
There's normally a thread on
>>344499067
Jak & Daxter is embarassing with the runner trying to be funny and just making people cringe.
>>344498869
wuoldn't it be チ for the latter sempai?
>hurley glove timings
What the fuck
Are speedrunners this terrible? Hurley Gloves are easy as fuck.
guys, if each of us donated roughly 684 dollars the donation incentive would be met!
LET'S GOGOGOGOGOGO
>Petal Blast
>>344499032
You meanExor itself
>>344499045
Neat
>>344499189
explain
>>344498541
So are all toads that are playable in different games the same guy ?
>>344497894
Only for10"+
We're coming upon the best character in the game.Admit it, you fapped to her
why do they sandwich the super metroid run they have an event-wide donation race for between two other boring rpgs/etc every event? is it tradition or somethinglike the touhou dolls?
Who watchin our girl Narcissa?
>>344499335
>Suddenly remember Samuel L Jackson's voice
>>344499174r/speedrunhas a complete list of all runs in the sticky
>>344499143
Just copy and paste it into google translate. It will pronounce it for you.
https://twitter.com/trypticfox/status/752004155875659776
who was it
>>344499423
>playable toads
>>344499393
Might be intentional, he mentioned we was avoiding unnecessary timed hits to save frames.
>1:50 in to a 3:15 run
>56k left for mario 64
brehs I'm getting nervous
>>344499414
after each superjump, the timing becomes more and more strict until it's a 1 frame window. getting 100 of those in a row is extremely hard
>>344499467
>is it tradition or something
yes
>>344499460
She's far uglier than I remember, wow.
>>344499489
me :^)
>>344499460
You gotta give me something to work here senpai
>>344499489
Holy shit
>>344499460
WE NEED TO GO WIDER
>>344499460
can't argue with those tit-physics
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get those donations in
>>344499460
What an ugly head
>>344499460
Literally was about to post this.
>>344499489
A real nail biter
>want 60k for a speedrun
god damn
>that taste in cheese
These terrible cheese opinions
>>344497676
>that jump from 200k to 1m+
How did they even manage that? And can we also pinpoint that as the moment GDQ became no fun allowed?
>>344499376
That run was great, bros broing together
>>344499446bwc>bbc
people should stop donating as soon as m64 is unlocked so they have an easier time next year.
>>344499153
>everyone in Syria is a Muslim
There is a hugely diverse coalition fighting against ISIS in Syria.
![enhanced-buzz-25824-1356756645-0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8M9pqIz.jpg "enhanced-buzz-25824-1356756645-0[1]")
FUCK YEAH PUB SUBS DAT NIGGA KNOWS WHATS UP
how many kreygasms when the boob jiggling happens
>all these Amercunt shit tier cheese
Camembert, you fuck ups
>no coon cheese
very sad
>>344499460
I would if there was more ponr of her out there
>>344499348
Chat was set to emotes only and people still managed to get banned, runner was a tranny that basically wasn't even trying and sounded manlier than the guys on the couch with him, run went over a generous estimate because he kept fucking up.
The Trauma Center run afterward was awesome, though.
>>344499489
>that reply by based Patty
NO YOU FOOL, YOU JUST GOT UNBANNED
>>344499376
I want neo-/v/ to leave.
>>344499376
Here's your (You)
>>344499489
IT WAS ME BITCH
WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT
So I go to sleep, and the total jumps like $300,000 while I was gone? What the hell?
>>344499650
shut the fuck up you apologist piece of shit
How embarrassing would it be if they didn't make the cut?
>>344499650
They're still sandniggers no matter what they worship.
>>344498220
kek
chat always finds a way
>>344499781
Pretty great.
>>344499489
>yfw someone finds a pee bottle
Time to donate goyim!
>>344499738
>>344499489
https://twitter.com/PCULL44444/status/752005513043333120
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>344499758
>not realizing the whole thing is rigged
>>344499404
actually it would be less than 1 dollar per viewer at this point
>>344499489
Waow I can't believe someone would do that
It's unbelievable
>>344499489
>Pcull
strong with the banter he is
>>344499404
>>344499491
Some sponsor is going to donate the rest required to meet the incentive before the end, calling it now.
>>344499781
>implying they won't
Have you forgotten Red As(s)h so easily?
>estimated time 3:15
>not even two hours in and already at Valentina
?????
>>344499489
>OMG IM A GIRL LOOK AT THIS GROSS THING I FOUND
for fucks sakes
>>344499798
the majority of middle easterners, especially in the north like syria, never mixed with their ancestors black slaves.
>>344499781
They'll do the race anyway but it would be very amusing to watch how they squirm around it
>>344499875
edit of the decade.
>>344499853
https://twitter.com/PCULL44444/status/752007152139591680
>>344499781
>implying they will
1 hour left
they need 55k
can they do it?
>>344499918
Found Mr. Pedicure.
>>344499637
gouda is god tier, fuck out of here
>>344499918
Has she never taken a good look at the streets she walks on?
>>344499918
kill yourself retard
i bet you're a real charmer
>>344499776
>I don't understand the conflict in Syria
>>344499467
Didn't they ban the Reimu fumo or some bullshit?
>>344499489
>EWW TOENAILS ON THE FLOOR THIS IS THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD
#richwhitegirlproblems
>>344499918
fuck, you forcibly reminded me of this
>>344499968
let me rephrase this, their ancestors never mixed with their slaves of the time, and therefore they have no black genes. So they are not sand niggers.
>>344500049
Do you even realize the level of retard you're trying to talk to? Don't bother.
>>344499460
is that potty the parrot on her head
>>344500019
For some shitty SM64 run? Nope.
>>344499650
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Syria
Literally 90% mudslime
>>344499868
>Waow
>Waow
>Waow
>Waow
>>344500050
yes Trihex was using it inappropiately.
>>344500050
No dolls, they distract the runner :)
Oh look at this pile of donations we conveniently forgot to tally up earlier
>Clipping toenails in public
Do Americans really do this?
>>344500060
The bed she's sleeping in at the event has been splooged on by hundreds of men, with probably a fair amount of vomit, shit, and blood.
>>344500049
Does anyone need to understand it? Just stop the refugees from coming here and let them figure it out for themselves.
the pressure on the SM64 runner would be immense since it would be a 200000$ speed run that would most likely not live up to the hype. Unless Pannenkeok2012 himself ran it it won't be worth the 200k
>>344500126
That's fucking stupid.
>>344500156
Yea, the fuck you gonna do about it faget?
IS THAT A FUCKING TRANNY
>beating up a tranny
TRIGGERED
This game really is eye cancer. How do FF games manage to look so good? How did they manage to make this game look so ugly??
>>344500262
...What SM64 run?
>>344500156
>breathing air
Do Americans really do this?
>>344500184
Just imagine what the room must smell like.
>>344500262
It's a race.
>>344500295
it's the dankey kang art style
oh god announcer please stop
>>344500285
Blocked.
>not shitting on the carpet
why not?
>this woman announcer
FailFish
Birdo a bit late
>>344497676
Anon called it.
All these ANONYMOUS DONATIONS
>That donation
Every donation reading is cringe. Every single one is nothing but huge amounts of cringe. How do normies not cringe at that shit?
>>344500369
>pie with that shit eating grin
HE KNOWS
>yeah. nice yeah.
>Pee jar found
>tfw said Danny Devito too
goodman will play goodmellow
>those background cloud with the faces
CUTE
So has there been one that topped the jak and daxter run? Did bonesaw get banned? has the show improved since that run?
>>344500384
>doesn't like Skybilz
Plen
>all donations go to Doctors without Borders
>not some autism related charity
seems like a missed opportunity desu
>danny as wario
>jerry as waluigi
1 HOUR LEFT
JUST NEED 55K MORE
EBIN TOTALLY NOT JEWS
>>344500432
Shut the fuck up tryhard teenager
>hurr durr cringe le cringe dae le cringe? I'm not from reddit but i love their memes
Type like a human being.
>>344499875
incoming titty jiggling
>>344500514
The problem was the stupid ass fucking donation she decided to read, numbskull.
>>344500567
Holy fuck, you think I'm from reddit? Look in the mirror you enormous faggot. haha wow
>>344499348
>I wasn't up to see the Pikmin run. How bad was it?
44 Pikmin deaths, Distant Spring took nearly 2 full days, general sloppy play, uninteresting commentary.
Also the Wii version is easymode compared to the Gamecube version (you can cheese your way through most of FoH thanks to enemy glitches and being able to throw Pikmin way too far in the Wii version), and in spite of that he still took over 1:35:00, compared to the ~1:15:00 you'd expect from your average Pikmin runners.
>>344500432
This post is cringe.
>get hit
>boobs jiggle
What did they mean by this?
>>344500519
Wait for Chibi's speedrun marathon
Did anyone from /v/ actually donate to this thing btw?
>>344500590
You didn't even mention it your post, fucking idiot.
Did this bitch just get supersized?
>there is an unlisted SM64 not on sched
Why? also how many stars?
Also were there any other unsched runs?
Come on you bitches, we ONLY have 50K :D
1k a minute to reach SM64
lmao
not happening
>>344500629
I want that Dodo plush.
>>344500629
>no banana seat
>no bracelet
>wrong color dress
5/10 cosplay at best
>>344500681
bound to be a few suckers here
>>344500624
I've been here for years, post-2013 kiddy.
Go back to twitch with your ebin le cringe memes
>>344500629
Now I'd fuck THAT
>>344500662
>not having RED filtered already
your neo-/v/ is showing
>>344498324
And zelda main game franchise isn't?
>>344500720
They'll run it anyway.
>>344500683
So what? She doesn't need your stupid ass to defend her. White knight cunt.
>>344500702
I think oblivion was the only other unscheduled run
>>344500687
Uh oh I got called out, guess I better post epic memes
waow, a hundred dollars from "anonymous"
>>344500702
70 star. To rake in last-minute desperation dough.
>>344500740
>Tits aren't nearly big enough
>>344500720
Humble Bundle gotta send in their shekels still
>money goes to charity
>they've seriously cut down on garbage SOB donations drowning out commentary and just let people play and talk now
>LE JEWS
Explain yourselves.
>>344500702
only 70 and not 120 because the runners don't want to stay too long
>>344500507
Trauma Center was good. Everything else was just slightly entertaining
>>344500629
eh, jugs need to be bigger
What's some good anime from this season?
>>344500764
How did you know it was him if you have him filtered?
>>344500702
There was that year where they essentially pimped out Siglemic.
>>344500765
Link to the past
>>344500779
Absolute retard. You don't even know who Skybilz is so you're probably new. Fuck off please.
>>344500787
I wasn't the kid you were arguing with, squirt. Go back to your hugbox.
>>344500662
>>344500764
>filtering free ecchi
faget maximus
>>344500812
>>344500792
>only 70 and not 120 because the runners don't want to stay too long
What a load of bullshit, I was looking forward to SM64 120 star race and these fucks can't even deliver for 200k
>>344500720
Only going to happen if Notch donates, which aint going to happen because Twitch are a bunch of greedy jews
Also type "juden" in twitch chat for a free prize!
>>344500807
>money goes to charity
t. SGDQ organizer
>>344500807
I want to impregnate that boat
5 minutes passed and no donations lmao
>>344500765
Not even close, especially when compared to fucking musou.
>>344500807
>money goes to "charity"
"""""""""ANONYMOUS""""""""
>$2000 from "Anonymous"
yeah sure kek
Is the announcer a heavy smoker? Holy shit
>>344500841
roasted
>pulling donations out of ass
wow all these big "anonymous" donations sure aren't suspicious.
>>344500681
Indirectly by buying some t-shirts.
>>344500873
Everybody knows who the fuck she is. Nobody can forget the size of her enormous cankles. Once more, you white knight cunt. Chill your sperg shit.
Why don't they do extra streams any more? I remember in 2012 I liked the extra stream way more than the regular scheduled stream, but it kept getting cut down from almost a week and now its gone?
How was TASbot? I was asleep.
they're gonna do the sm64 race because of all these "donations".
oh wow, 2k dollars as I'm typing :/
they're just trying to get a mob mentality going to get as much money as possible.
wait for all these "anonymous" high donations to roll it
>cheering for cheese
>shunning puncayshun and siglemic
>>344499000
Dude got trips than dubs than trips way to fucking be
>>344500832
Amanchu
>>344500807
dumb boat poster
>>344500965
TASbot was really cool.
>>344500965
bad
>>344500962
"they" got a hold of gdq
I bet the donation money counter isn't even real.....
>>344500807
>money goes to rabid sandniggers
>>344500796
Yeah I guess. The bundle was still a disaster though.
>>344497676
why was agdq 2015 300k above 2016?
>>344500928
>>344500906
>Implying it doesn't
You wanna source that or just make serious, unfounded, slanderous claims?
>>344501045
its money laundering anon, nobody suspects the austists playing games.
>>344501078
>pay what you want
>as long as you want to pay $15 or more
>tfw realizing Hinopio's name would be translated as "Toadsty" in a modern Mario RPG or something.
>>344500962
probably because of the venue
Wow all these large anonymous donations without any message sure are convenient. I was scared we weren't going to get even more mario and coincidentally raise a lot less than last year.
>>344500960
>le white knight
Wrong again. I'm just calling a middle schooler like yourself for being new.
>>344501082
I'll assume you weren't around but it's because a lot of things came to light about PCF being a fake charity between 2015 and 2016, I think donors were loathe to support PCF in 2016. MCF is, in contrary, a good charity.
>>344500962
Fun is banned because it doesn't bring in profits
>>344500807
>money goes to wounded taliban fighters so they can show the world that islam is a religion of peace.
http://thehill.com/policy/defense/259227-msf-about-65-taliban-at-kunduz-hospital-in-days-before-us-airstrike
About 65 Taliban fighters were being treated at the Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF), or Doctors Without Borders, hospital in Afghanistan bombed by the United States, according to an internal review released Thursday by the charitable group.
Taliban members accounted for about half of the hospital's 130 patients on the Wednesday before the deadly bombing, which killed at least 30 people. Two Taliban members appeared to have had higher rank, the report said.
The report also revealed that the next day, the hospital received an inquiry from a "US Government official in Washington, D.C." asking if the hospital or any other of the organization's locations had a large number of Taliban "holed up" and asked about the safety of the staff.
"MSF also expressed that we were very clear with both sides to the conflict about the need to respect medical structures as a condition to our ability to continue working," the report said.
The day before the bombing, two MSF flags were placed on the roof of the hospital in Kunduz, in addition to a flag being flown outside its entrance, the report said. In the hours before the strike, French and Australian diplomats and authorities warned the hospital staff about an increased risk of kidnapping. The hospital than instructed national and international staff who were not on duty to sleep in the safe rooms in the basement and the administrative office.
DONATE NOW GUYS
>>344501078
The bundle sucked ass this year.
I don't have $15 for shitty games.
>>344501131
that is an old fucking picture
I remember seeing it on halo 3 myself
>>344501089
50% goes to the managers' wallets.
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/312rng/what_happened_to_mike_uyama/
>>344501089
they're just getting sgdq confused with agdq, which is an actual scam
I LIKE THAT JUMP
TOADSTOOL BEAM
>>344500632
It's worse than that. The Pikmin runner was constantly forgetting what they were supposed to be doing and would have lost dozens more Pikmin if not for the guy sitting on the couch reminding him what to do.
Either the runner was flustered as hell or they just wanted attention and didn't give a shit about getting a good time on the game.
>>344501131
For a bunch of trash people already bought for a buck during the steam sale.
>>344501152
You jumped to defend her honor like she was ready to stroke your dick at that very moment. Go fuck yourself.
>>344501167
I see. Have they said yet whether they're switching for 2017?
>>344501193
>Donald Trump supporter
Please you cuck, no one cares about this garbage DWB is a great charity you retard.
>>344501193
If they arent apolitical taliban will just blow em up.
>>344501208
That fucking Jap even gave himself a "white" first name to trick retarded weeaboos.
>>344501193
Fuck off idiot, no one is going to fall for your retarded hate-mongering. Everyone knows MSF is neutral and for good reason.
>>344501253
>I'll just make up shit for attention
Please stop posting, newfag.
50 (FIFTY) MINUTES LEFT
THEY NEED 45K (FORTY-FIVE) THOUSAND SMACKEROOS
CAN THEY DO IT?
>>344501287
Don't bother, anon. He's not worth your time.
>no Beetle Mania incentive
Fuck this shit.
>>344501287
>not donating to literal terror- errr freedom fighters means im a trump supporter
Kek
>>344501345
Yeah neutral as in healing both sides of a conflict and perpetrating a war by giving free health care, and helping radicals in the process.
k
>>344501208
Mike Uyama has NOTHING to do with SGDQ and NEVER HAS
He jewed out AGDQ NOT SGDQ they are DIFFERENT THINGS
>>344501393
N O
>>344501393
lolno, but they'll do it anyway
Why are there apologists here for a charity organization of all things?
>>344501393
>CAN THEY DO IT?
Do you even need to ask?
>>344500962
Because this is an 'event' now.
It's a huge cashcow for these professional charities.
These events represent the charities now.
So having a bunch of unsocially inclined people without a schedule/supervision is a no-no to them.
Hence the always 'No we don't have time' garbage.
>>344501193
>bordless anything
>current year
>>344501207
>sgdq introduced me to humblebundle
it makes me sad how many newfags this event attracts.
>>344501393
don't worry, yetee will "save the day"
>>344501421
>giving aid to injured people regardless of affiliation isn't neutral
LUL
some high tier merchanting going on this year
>>344501458
based anonymous donations
WOW, LOOKS LIKE A 5K DONATION IS COMING IN, NO COMMENTS!
>>344500931
>crtl+f 2000
>tfw not dissapointed
>mfw I heard that
>Donation Comment: I love Princess Peach!
What the fuck are the Axem Rangers supposed to be?
>>344501208
OMG FUCKING KILL YOURSELF REDDITOR
GET OUT MY /V/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*gasp for air*
REEEEEEEEEEEEDDIT
>>344500841
There is only one tripfag left.
>>344501508
Neutrality doesn't mean that what they are doing isn't wrong. Just by healing enemies of our country that breaks neutrality, why even help them?
>>344501364
this bitch reading donations is annoying as fuck and you're acting like a huge white knight cuck faggot
>>344501364
>didn't bother to look at the filename
>acting like I'm making up the fact you spat venom the moment someone dared to say anything negative about your horse toothed crush
Fuck you. She can be just as annoying as Edo if she chooses to sing ridiculous shit out of god damned nowhere. You're a joke.
>>344501208
>figuratively believing some shit on reddit
alright my man
>>344501508
>giving aid to religious nutjobs so they can slaughter more innocents in allah's name
LUL
>>344501557
>Helping people who are injured is "bad"
LUL
>too busy shitposting to watch the run
>tune back in
>mario and bowser are fighting snorks on top of a giant transformer
what the fuck even is this game?
>>344501421
>not helping the people getting invaded
FaZe
I just got in, what have I missed during this run?
>>344501596
kek
That TinyBuild logo bugs the shit out of me every time it shows up.
>pie singing
Issuing a refund right now
VIDEO GAMES
Oh boy sellout man will sing song
better drop 40k
40k more to go bitches
>>344501508
>>344501596
Just fuck already
If you wouldn't donate money to save Hitler from cyanide poisoning you need to kill yourself.
>>344501629
we get it you're in 8th grade
>>344501623
>healing people who hate the west and literally want us all to be eradicated for our sins
>healing them is morally correct when they stone women, hang homosexuals, and live in a totalitarian regime filled with war and death all in the name in allah
KEK
iateyourpie giving everyone something they don't want for a mere $40000! what a guy!
>>344501623
>helping terrorists is "bad"
LUL
>>344501345
>t. MSF
Shouldn't you have some terrorists to patch up Francois?
>>344501557
>if they heal MY enemies they are ABSOLUTELY wrong
Deranged americuck
America, not even once.
>>344501730
>entire argument is based on "helping people is bad"
LUL
Where does "I LIKE THAT JUMP!" come from?
I know it has something to do with chibi but can someone link me to the specific video/quote? I've never seen it.
>>344501782
Maybe I'm tired, but that got a laugh out of me.
>>344501727
>i don't understand conflicts >:(
>the amount would've been reached if twitch didn't piss notch off
>>344501287
>weeb
>liberal cuck
Why am I not surprised?
Make America Great Again
How's the run been so far senpai?
>>344501557
>I can't comprehend the existence of the Hippocratic Oath.
>\o/
>>344501803
They are, they hate europeans too, literally the entire west, they will commit terror attacks at any opportunity they get. Why can't you see this?
>>344501806
>helping people who are actively killing and have killed american soldiers and literally would kill everyone in that room without a second thought
t.mohhamad
>>344501823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1BBiPeDXM0
>>344501208
Actual former GDQ personnel here, this is false. I've been a close friend of Mike's for years, and can tell you exclusively that he has donated almost all of his money to charity. I'm talking, every single cent. Why do you think nobody has heard anything from him for so long? He's currently camping out in a spare tent I loaned him. Whenever he gets a check from GDQ, he immediately pricks himself with a bit of rock, signs his name in his own blood, and ships it off to Africa. He tells me he gets lonely sometimes, when I pass him on my way to work... but that's what happens, man.
Why are people donating for 70 star?
It's not 120 star. It's fucking SHIT!
>>344501562
>annoying
Do you think opinions means anything?
>white knight cuck faggot
Careful, if you use any more meaningless insults as if it's working, you might start looking like a retard online.
>>344501565
>spat venom
Are you this fucking idiotically insecure? I called you a "pleb" and you think it's venom? Do you frequent tumblr?
>>344501914
>that hair
RUST
>>344501889
The doctors who follow that shit blindly without thought to consequence deserve to be beheaded.
>>344501193
wtf I hate medicines sans frontiers now
>>344501871
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/08/us/politics/donald-trump-president.html
You can't pause during a 3 hour stream to go take a quick piss? I know I wouldn't be,able to handle that shit.
>>344501874
Pretty okay but theres so major glitches so its just a lets play
>>344501889
Why even stay in afganistan? Literally any country in need of aid would be better, which they treat, but why there? It makes no sense at all.
>>344501557
>Just by healing enemies of our country that breaks neutrality, why even help them?
what are you talking about?
also "healing"? do you think MSF are flying around casting revive on the taliban mid-battle and keeping the fighting going?
>>344501923
The slowed down "I LIKE THAT JUMP" always gets me
>SGDQ's twitter on full shill mode
They are fucking squirming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJI2Y9swHMc
>>344501920
>Helping people is BAD
LUL
40 (FORTY) MINUTES LEFT!
37K (THIRTY SEVEN) THOUSAND LET!
WILL THEY MAKE IT?
>>344501831
>heh... morality is just objective...KID!
>>344501730
a nigger in need doesn't have a creed
>>344501920
I see it and I don't care.
I in fact root for it.
Multiculturalism is a bitch, should've thought better before being born in a G8 country after the fall of the Wall.
the most toxic community by far
>retards who spam memes endlessly
>"professionals" who blame RNG for their shitty play
>"Professionals" who can't handle any criticism
>tranny openness
>women are made to feel good especially after they fuck up
What's the best *GDQ memeand why is it SAY IT
>>344501926
Hey, pic related here. I'm also a close friend of Mike's as well, and he's a great guy. He's always willing to put ou-, I mean, great games on the stream.
Also, make sure to preorder Skyrim Remastered Edition.
tranniversary
>>344502026
>they help our enemies! waaaaahhhh
gtfo of afghanistan then
>>344501889
do you even know what the hippocratic oath is
>>344502019
>helping people who actively want to destroy the west and everything we stand for
t.allah
just looking over some statistics
>final run of AGDQ16 (FF4) consistently has 20k more people watching than final run of SGDQ16 (SMRPG)
>final run of AGDQ16 raises $60k
>final run of SGDQ16 has raised $70k so far
hmmmm
>the GDQ bubble has popped they said
Fucking dutertards
>Dr. Topper
>>344502019
>Helping terrorist is good
LEK
>>344502114
>Helping people is BAD
LUL
>>344501193
>not understanding the concept of neutrality
>>344501596
Glory to Narcissa Wright (pbuh)
#HobbyofPeace
#NotAllSpeedrunners
>>344502070
Wow, that's a nice meme, but I prefer others.
>>344502074
>He's always willing to put out
>>344501950
sorry if it's difficult for you to accept you have shit taste
>>344502017
this makes me feel happy but also sad because this will never happen again
;/
>>344502093
"Oh wow, happy tranniversary!"- Owen Wilson
>>344502002
Most of the doctors there are PROBABLY afghani you retard
>>344502115
hahaha nice!
>>344502019
>what is opportunity cost
every sub human shit skin that they help is a poor white person that they didnt help
WOW a 10k anonymous donation
>>344502074
Only if you pay me, Todd.
>>344502259
>muh racism
LUL
>>344502105
here's another (You), i know you need it
>>344502203
>implying liking commentators is a matter of taste
Will "plen" trigger you again?
>>344501889
An oath made by white people with +100 IQ who coudlnt foresse future wars? Wow.
>>344501736
I can't believe - our boi - Iateyourpie is kind enough to promote himself as a Twitch personality to help SGDQ reach its goal. What a guy!
>>344501950
You called me a "plen" for not liking her.
Not for criticizing her. For NOT LIKING her. As if she deserves to be fucking liked. As if everyone should like her as much as you do.
You can't even see how much of a fucking white knight you are.
The next time you get a kneejerk reaction to DEFEND SOMEONE WHO ISN'T EVEN PRESENT, do yourself a favor and keep your gob shut.
You're like some sort of moron who would get angery when someone doesn't like a musician or band you love. Here's a newsflash, chump. If you actually like something, it doesn't fucking matter if everyone else disagrees with you. It won't change how you feel.
You only feel the urge to defend her because other people disliking her makes you question your own feelings.
So not only are you some pathetic piece of shit, you can't even be confident about it.
>>344501971
Sorry, I only get my news from HuffPo and Salon :^)
>>344502070
I'm fond of "haHAA" in Twitch chat.
>>344502259
if it upsets you so much why don't you not donate?
>>344502259
>more and more libcuck doctors that would rather help shitskins
>less pool of physicians
>keeps wages artificially inflated and benefits plentiful
as a med student, I'm ok with this
>>344502070
110% EXECUTE
>>344502326
It is, and yours is utter shit. Sorry to break it to you.
>>344502317
Shitskins aren't human so it's ok.
>>344502323
you're the one clearly looking for (You)s
>you're in 8th grade
>fedora.jpg
>>344502428
THIS
H
I
S
>>344502070
There will never be a greater meme then based Caveman at SGDQ 2014.
>>344502428
110% EXECUTE
>>344502356
Read it. Donald Trump might not take office if he wins.
>>344502160
>fence sitting french faggots
either you're with us or against us pierre.
>>344502409
>med student
how does it make you feel that more people graduate medical school each year than there are residency positions?
>anon
>>344502160
Strict neutrality is insanity when one side wants to literally kill you when you try to help them.
>>344502351
>implying I'm going to read the ravings of an incompetent newfag
You getting therapy for being this autistic? Haha, kill yourself if not my friend.
WOW LOOK AT ALL OF THESE """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""ANONYMOUS"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" DONATIONS
>>344497929
The Jak and Daxter run was god-tier.
1K (ONE THOUSAND) """ANONYMOUS""" DONATION
Alright, no way this is real with that shilling.
Will SGDQ raise $1,000 a minute for the next 40 minutes?
Will Iateyourpie promote Streambig?
Will Uyama reveal himself?
find out in
New
>>344502472
>>344502472
>>344502472
>anonymous
yeah sure buddy
more """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""anonymous"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""donations""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>344497676
these messages are fake as fuck
>>344502523
just like every other degree retardo
>>344502538
>helping people is BAD
L
U
L
"""""""""""Anonymous"""""""""""
Anon says DWB is a great charity. I better empty my wallet!!
>>344497929
Jak and Daxter
Wow, this anonymous guy is very wealthy, maybe he can pay my operation if I broke my nose again.
>>344502019
>sandniggers
>people
>>344502317
>oh no a libcuck thinks im a racist
so long as you admit the logic is irrefutable
>>344502548
Oh wow, in convenient denominations of 500 or 1000 dollars!
That sure is well timed!
All of these """"""""Anonymous"""""""" donations at the end that talk about how great the charity is.
And how they just discovered it
>>344502070
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet
>>344502523
one of my very best friends graduated from med school but because she didn't play politics or suck dick she's having an impossible time even getting the chance to apply to a residency.
>>344501713
Sounds sexy. Hatefuck?
>>344502457
yes you've got it all figured out anon, remember to vote bernie 2016 by the way, because isolationism is a totally viable policy :^)
>>344502603
What if you help bad people?
>>344502351
Holy crap. Kill yourself.
>>344502494
>spend billions of dollars to become president
>win
>IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
Gotta clap this """"""""""ANON"""""""""" donations for being the hero of this jews
>>344502494
You really need to stop listening to liberals talking about Trump anon.
>>344502638
>being racist
>thinking you're not racist
LUL
>great event
>great cause
>>344502156
Mob doctors are still bad people because they enable the mob dipshit.
>>344502542
Putting your fingers in your ears is the exact same thing as admitting everything you said was wrong.
This isn't kindergarten. Everyone can see how much of a pussy you are.
Go jerk off onto your printed out 320x240 pictures of Sky once the stream is over.
>>344502523
dont go to the Caribbean/canada and you'll be fine
>>344502621
Waoooow someone is going to sing? How cool is that?
>>344502670
going into a country to wage war and then complaining that there are people fighting back is sensible policy
>>344502676
what if bad is subjective?
>>344502760
>doesn't have an argument
>substitutes one with LUL
THIS RUN IS OVER
>>344502494
Wishful thinking. Prepare to MAGA bitch.
I PREFER LEWDPOSTING TO LULPOSTING
>>344502725
>billions
Trump's campaign is quite literally one of the cheapest in history because the media has been giving him free coverage since he entered the race.
He's spent pennies on the dollar compared to most other candidates.
>>344502894
There's only faggots in these threads for lewd posting
>$1000
>not from Anonymous
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE
CAT SLUTS
>>344502780
>helping people is BAD
LUL
>>344502901
I didn't say it was his own money. He literally cucked the GOP into giving him their jewgolds since they didn't have any other choice.
>>344502796
>what if bad is subjective
woah, it's so convenient how every big donation is EXACTLY $1000, anonymous or not
>>344503040
>shitskins
>people
LUL
>>344502494
>I told him to become president and he actually did it! The absolute madman!
>>344503089
>this is what trumpettes actually beleive
LUL
U
L
>>344502987
That's not surprising though. Are you gay or something? You kiss girls faggot?
>>344502792
who's complaining? you're trying to make an argument that helping actual terrorists is a morally correct thing.
>inb4 but america is da reel terrorist!! >:(
>>344500262
Low A press% when?
>>344502114
it would be kind of hypocritical for an organization like this to just ignore people who need help just because they have extreme beliefs
>>344502781
You're making up exaggerated bullshit to make your life feel as if it has worth by basically arguing with yourself. You aren't even aware of how much of an annoying autistic child you really are. You need consider posting less. You're argument isn't worth refuting because it has no value. It has no objectivity and logic. It is simply the ravings of an incompetent angry 15-17 year old and nothing more. Learn to act like a rational human being and maybe I won't be insulted by the fact that idiots like you are allowed to live.
>>344503176Only cute girls(male)
>>344503049
Even then, his campaign is still super cheap.
He's not spent a whole lot of money at all. His or other people's.
>>344503040
>helping subhuman faggots who take a shit on geneva is GOOD
GUG
>>344503069
You poor or something
>>344503219
>You're argument
>>344503020
HHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
>>344502538
didn't they stop helping when the taliban kidnapped some doctors?
>>344503219
>this is why I don't have to listen to you
Fingers still in your ears. If you're an adult at least learn how to concede when you got your shit pushed back into your face.
YOU ARE A WHITE KNIGHT
It doesn't matter if you don't think you are a white knight. You don't get to decide. Everyone else does. That's how it works.
yes infidels donate more heheheh we are just 15k from buying 500 new AK47- e-eehh i mean curing cancer! yes...
>>344503175
>trumpettes
>using gender specific designations
SEXIST
E
X
I
S
T
>>344503180
then you misread my argument
some heavy baits towards the end of this thread
STOP HEALING THE TERRORISTS IT'S A WASTE OF MP
>>344503423
Are you saying women can't be trump supporters?
Wow, like, I can't...like, can you not?why didn't you guys tell me shitposting was so fun?
Hey guys remember to play the official MSF theme at the end of the stream!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
>>344503392
"Fingers in your ears" isn't an argument.
>YOU ARE A WHITE KNIGHT
Saying this in all caps still isn't a good enough argument and doesn't prove anything.
>>344503540
Deserves a (you).
>>344503396
SHUT IT DOWN
>>344503396
goddamn it
>>344503440
nope
Here come the mysterious multi thousand dollar donations :^)
>>344503567
Ah yes brother, those infid-I mean charitable people are our true ally.
t.taqqiya
>>344503040
Yes, helping bad people is bad. This is a concept that even a child can understand, why can't you?
>>344503632
>you can't prove I jack off while thinking about Sky's brown teeth she brushes with mustard scraping against my crooked, hairy dick
I sure can't. Keep on defending her honor, bro. I'm sure everyone else will listen to you when you respond to them any time they say anything bad about your fucking waifu.
>>344503552
We were saving it for ourselves. Stop butting in on our fun fag :(
>>344503212
>extreme beliefs that result in the deaths of thousands of innocent lives all over the world.
Ah yes the middle of the ground political pawn. Don't take a side!
>>344503815
sauce on this or who is this cum devil?
>>344503843
I mean it's so easy to start riling shit up in other dumbasses arguments. God damn.
>>344497804
Lol...with the wahhhhhs in chat....no
>>344503802
>helping
>bad people
i can't even imagine what it's like to have such a basic and childish outlook on life
Why is the guy on the middle of the couch wearing a dress?
only 1000 left
>>344503928
Don't fall prey to the lure of the dark side. Shitpost only as necessary.
>>344503883
[citation needed]
>>344503918
rustle, newfriend
>>344503932
If a serial child murderer was dying in a ditch and you had the ability to save them even though you knew for certain they would kill again, would you help them? If yes that effectively makes you an accomplice, and thus a bad person.
>>344503815
>>all this projections of insecurity
>keep on defending her honor, bro
Nice hyperbolic strawman. Simply calling you a "plen" has no connotation with anything you say so any argument claiming I'm a white knight is meaningless and an act of sophistry.
WE DID IT GOYIM
>>344504298
You got shit on.
>>344504365
that movie or this thread
you have 10 seconds to decide, go
>>344504256
this reminds me of the TV show prison break
near the end the main character starts questioning if it really was worth it because hebroke a convicted racist pedo murderer out, and he killed several people while out, not to mention a bunch of other people getting killed as a result of his actions
>>344504183
>what are terrorist attacks
kek
>>344504256
>effectively
no it doesn't
also these people help dying americans. if there was a dying philanthropist and a dying child murderer you save both because the whole reason your organisation exists is because of neutrality and you stick to that
>>344504583
>thousands
>>344504365
I fell asleep 10 minutes into that movie.
>>344504517
and I should mentionthis guy was Batman/Vash the Stampede levels of pacifist
>>344504594
>the whole reason your organisation exists is because of neutrality and you stick to that
This anon fucking gets it
this desu
>>344504647
Yes over the last decade there has been thousands of deaths all over the world. Are you feigning ignorance?
>>344504594
Life isn't a video game where the morality system determines you neutral if you save a cat from a tree and burn a homeless man alive. If you do the latter it still makes you a bad person.
Helping terrorists doesn't not become evil because you also help the people those terrorists are killing.
>>344504736
of course there has now give me the number of deaths from terrorist attacks
>>344504384
Ah now you're trying to act as if you're argument still has meaning by claiming it is without using proof, regardless of how my argument proved everything you had to say wrong. Top sophistry, newfag.
>>344505000
>still holding a torch for a cunt who will never know who you are
>>344505063
ur ghey
>>344504921
9/11 alone had around 3000
that was over ten years ago, and the leader of al qaeda was only recently neutralized
>>344504921
Spoonfeed yourself, just look it up.
>>344504789
>If you do the latter it still makes you a bad person.
this is the video game morality shit you dumbass
do you think the more the west helps the terrorists the angrier they get at the west?
>>344505124
You're a white knight.
Notice how they got like 15k donations over the span of two minutes and no one read any donation comments? Totally rigged.
>>344505232
What are talking about? :^)
>>344505129
[Citation needed]
>>344505180
They don't care, they hate us anyway, we are incompatible with their society.
>>344505063
I take arguments too seriously. I wish I didn't because it's distracting, but I compulsively need to prove people wrong if they objectively are.
>>344505197
That wasn't even me and you're still wrong.
>>344505232
Better this than the constant reading of the garbage messages.
>>344505309
Learn how to keep your mouth shut about emotional shit you feel and you won't get into arguments.
>>344504789
it has nothing to do with them being terrorists they are human beings
>>344505129
>>344505136
first off, made you look. Second, jetfuelstealbeams. third, the total deaths from terrorist attacks since 1995 is 3503.
>>344505304
>making shit up on /v/ just to win an argument
>>344505429
Muh 6 garillion terrorists deaths
>>344505423
>emotional
Nothing emotional about it. Just like proving idiots wrong. It's a good exercise.
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