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Shill it, shill it good Edition
Now: Shiller Mario RPG: 40K
Next: ???
Later: Finale
>>344502472
Memes
I am up next guys, wish me luck!
What's the goal, exactly?
xth for LUL
>making people donate $200k for a 70 star run
why are they too lazy and cheap to even do the full 120?
30 (THIRTY) MINUTES LEFT
30K (THIRTY) THOUSAND LEFT
WILL WE MAKE IT?
Xth for """""""""""girls"""""""""""" and anonymous """""""""""""donations"""""""""""""
Bring back Reimu
GDQ gives money to GDQ so that GDQ may keep on living and this GDQ doesn't look like it's losing momentum, which is happening since they became no-fun-allowed fest
>>344502472
Post yfw no mario 64
muh mario
>shitty walken impression
Holy shit, lord please take me now
Humble bundle still has to "donate"
>hundreds of broke, pathetic wagecucks are draining their checking accounts in the hopes of delaying reality for 2 more hours
>This desperate
Is this what it's like - to watch a bubble burst?
>watching credits
Alright, it'll get met.
>col. angus in the house
>>344502678
70 star but not 120 star SM64 cuz the runners need to leave
>We will be watching the credits to add more time to jew out more money
>>344502678
To not humiliate themselves by getting less than last year.
>>344502736
They'll push it back or just say "HEY LETS ADD IN THE HUMBLE BUNDLE BUCKS"
>dragging out the donation time by letting the credits run rull
Why isn't notch donating
rip exor
Will the jews win with this """"""anonymous"""""" donations?
>>344502861
He's really fucking mad at twitch.
>People surprised they are getting tons of donation by now.
Oh wow its not like a lot of people get paid on weekends and also want to beat last gdq's record.
If /v/ wasn't a SFW board I would think a lot of times if I'm on /b/ instead.
So the organizers are fucked if they don't make the goal for the sm64 run right? If they run it anyways people feel that did donate would feel that they cheated as it was pointless to dnate if the run was happening anyways, and if they don't run it than people will be salty and those that donated would still be upset as they didn't get what they wanted.
>>344502861
He donated directly to MSF instead of going through GDQ because he's done supporting Twitch.
>>344502861
he hates tipping
>we have ANOTHER ANONYMOUS DONATION WITH 5000 DOLLARS
Peach's ??? when?
>>344502861
He's boycotting because of the twitch cheer system taking money from streamer donations.
>>344502861
Word through the grapevine is that he thinks the twitch cheer/bits is some jew garbage so he refuses to support anything to do with twitch.
What goals were a total rip of?
Oblivion for 5k
Mario64 for 200k
What else?
>>344502928
>Oh wow its not like a lot of people get paid on weekends and also want to beat last gdq's record.
yeah and they all have 1000dollars to donate :^)
There is no way this isn't a money laundering scheme.
Just watch the runner get instructed to choke in order to make the run last longer
I really hope they don't meet it and then just cut the stream off.
1K (ONE THOUSAND) dollar donation from a """girl""" elaine
yeah! girls loves gaming amirite???
>>344502923
why?
>>344502861
hates twitch or something
>>344503009
>ty
>>344502937
you sound fucking autistic.
>>344503000
>jew garbage
>sold his soul to Microsoft for $2 billion
I hope he can at least see the irony.
>you'll never donate $105 of your NEET-bucks to do a shitty Christopher Walken impression
>you'll never be tricked into donating because those gosh darn generous Anonymous people keep donating $1000 so I can donate to! It's just $100 compared to their $1000 I can afford it
>>344503000
But Notch is a giga-jew.
>>344503009
like every added run
>>344502808
Reminds me of Bernie's campaign funding
>>344503030
i hope they're ~$1000 off
>>344503024
LEGITIMATE ORGANIZATION
TRUST US!
Think about it realistically people. They're not going to just NOT do it. They'll rig it, delay it, combine the money from other sources, or just do it anyway. They didnt call in 4 people for nothing.
>>344503024
What, you think they would publicly announce they made 200,000 for DWB and then DWB would mysteriously get paid much less?
Conspiracy theory retard
>>344503043
I've been calling this out for 2 years. It doesn't take a genius to figure it out.
>h-hey guys, today is the 2 year anniversary of my girlfriend beginning her transition
>please clap
>>344503030
has there been an incentive that HASNT been met?
>>344503043
>hating on based fucking Elainejust kidding she's the worst out of the four
>>344503009
That one speedrun incentive where the guy did a level backwards for $10,000 and it lasted less than a minute
>This luck
>>344503024
You can't launder money through a charity event that's not how laundering works
>All these people falling for the donation meme
Are these fuckers seriously so loose with their money that they'll donate a fifth of a million in a few hours just to see a run of a 20 year old game?
>>344503045
Other anons said it, he hates the new twitch bits/cheering thing and the general direction of twitch as a site.
Since, GDQ is sponsored by them, he refuses to associate with them and donated directly to MSF.
>>344503143
Yeah but it's usually small and/or stupid shit.
All big incentives get met when they shill for them.
>>344503153
That's not much of an insult though
Will siglemic rise from the grave to run it?
Literally the only reason to watch sm64 anymore
>ywn spam GO SIG GO again
>>344503121
>yoshi falls over
Got me.
>>344503179
with paypal you can
>>344503126
no shit. Which means the donations are rigged BS too.
>>344503071
worse fucking jewish tricks
>donate more guys, you "gamers" want to see another game right?
GDQ is getting way too greedy way too fast, they will burst like the rest of em
Have not been following this year.
What great stuff did i miss /v/?
>>344503179
Anything can happen in the SYSTEM MANNNNN.
>>344503153
she's great in her other newer shows where she's the star
>>344503070
>he made $2 bil for some shit game autists play
>>344503153
I'M COSMO CRAMER
THE ASS MAN
>>344502968
Did you not read the OP?
>>344502472
>>344503231
He's too busy dumpster diving for diapers that Pamperchu left behind
HA
HA
HA
>1,201k
DONT GET THE GOAL
All these big anonymous donations. I didn't think people were so shy.
THE JEWS WON
>>344503231
SIG'S OUR NIG
>>344503009
Ty pacifist run
>cucks without borders going to help syrian refugees
gdq fags need to be fucking purged
FUCK THEY'RE 15K OFF
THEY'RE GONNA MAKE IT
FUCK NO
Waoooow! Look at all these donations! I've never seen so many convenient last minute donations! Waoooow!
is salsa dip considered a vegetable ?
>Those people
What did he mean by this?
>>344502962
fake donations
>>344503331
I made a $1k donation last year. I just don't want people knowing my name.
>>344503305
Isn't pamperchu dead or something
>edofat is the final announcer
god dammit
>>344503376
darkman
You guys just cant be happy about anything.
>Make fun of them if they dont make it
>Call it rigged if they do
>>344503231
>Siglemic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBowvMbwbIk
>>344503250
Happened more than once.
These donations are going so fast I broke my nose wow
>>344503369
That was obvious. Even if there really weren't any retards around to donate, they'd keep throwing in those "anonymous donations" of 5k bucks.
I legitimately question that rich people are watching this at 1am on a saturday
>>344503416
Would let her sit on my face tbqh familia.
>>344503369
Did you honestly think they wouldn't make it? They have to make it or the people that donated for it would feel ripped off.
Those 'anonymous' $1000 donations aren't real.
When people donate 2 cents they give their name and entire life story.
Do you honestly think people donate $1000 anonymously?
20 (TWENTY) MINUTES LEFT
13K (THIRTEEN) THOUSAND AWAY
WILL THEY MAKE IT?
JOEL SKYPE NOW
Why is /v/ so cynical? There is literally no reason to think that they would fake donations.
>>344503072
And? I don't see anything weird about jews disagreeing on proper jew tactics.
How much do they need for mario 64?
>>344503414
Whoever wears the overalls inherits the title of Pamperchu. Siglemic is no more, only Pamperchu remains.
lmao sgdq is dead theyll never make 1m haHAA
>>344503506
funny that at the end she dropped the bullshit kawaii voice
>>344503524
I did
>>344503531
[SPOILERS]No[/SPOILERS]
wow that anonymous guy sure is generous
>>344503497
It's probably moderately rich NEETs/no lifers trying to get some attention.
>>344503506
enjoy ur death
>>344503524
I hate conspiracy theories, but I am skeptical when 1-5k donations roll in with no comment at all.
>>344503595
retard
I'm sorry, this was at 700k this morning ,did somebody donate like 200k or something?
>>344503558
10k
So the guys running Mario 64 are going to be bad, right?
I imagine they didn't practice.
>>344503524
If they're fake, won't the charity realize that they're not getting as much money as was supposedly raised?
The streamers face is fucking perfectly proportional I'm so jealous Jesus Christ.
>>344503538
desu it's pretty suspicious most big money donators are anonymous
>>344503401
I've seen a lot of usernames. I think I'd make one up just for donating to things. But you're right, it's a little too visible.
>>344503679
do you think the charity is going to call out an event that is still giving them a shit ton of money?
Did the pikmin runner cry after everybody hated her run
>$10k
>>344503558
1 billion and 216 million and 781 thousand and 18 dollars and 39 cents
>>344503646baited;)
So earlier in the run lack forgot to pick up a flower pot or something. Will this matter?
>>344503586
Why are you mocking people who said this? GDQ's literally earn less and less every year. They had to bust out the $200,000 donation incentive - albeit calculated - to just MATCH the last GDQ.
>2 THOUSAND DOLLAR DONATIONS IN A ROW
>>344503592
Because you fell for the 1000 anonymous donation meme you turbo faggot
>$1000 "anonymous" donation
jej
They're making like 1k a minute so it looks clear now.
Is there a story behind this whole singing old man river thing?
Thank you Anonymous!
thousand after thousand lol
this is such a joke.
ok, the fact that every donation over the last 5 mins has been $1k+ is suspicious as fuck
These kids are draining their parents bank accounts.
>>344503459
>Literally who
>>344503747
>only pretending
>Anonymous $1,000 donations
Hmmm......
>>344503231
Sig is too busy getting fucked at Melee, and playing Runescape.
>10K
>Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>344503754
>>ywn spam GO SIG GO again
did you look at your own pic? They're making money every year
""""ANONYMOUS"""
i missed super metroid ;(
>>344502753
They already failed to hide the decline when AGDQ 2016 raised less than AGDQ 2015
This is obviously SGDQ boosting their numbers, they should at least shake up the numbers rather than spam these 1000 dollar donations.
this run has raised $40k more than the last run of agdq16 despite having 20k less viewers.
I suspect fake donations desu
>WAAAEEEEEEEH
Now watch as the donations slow down to a crawl after they meet the incentive.
>>344503808
If it had been OOT or something as this end run I think I'd be less suspicious.
Super Mario RPG isn't exactly something I see people whipping loads out on the counter for.
How can donations be real if anonymous isnt real
>mfw you're an anonymous donator who is going to file for fraud and get a free refund
>Le tin foil hat nothing good can happen face
You guys are sad
>>344503071
>We have a 50 dollar donation from assfuckboy123 and it says "Hi my family died in a cancer accident here is my money i always look forward to the events every year and im a huge attention whore"
>We have an anonymous donation for 5000 dollar with no comment
Its like they do it out of spite and i love them for it
Making a $2500 donation.
First dubs reply to this post is my comment.
yo
shoutouts to the anons who have been making all these threads, you rock. I mean it.
>>344503781
pie sung old man river once when fun was allowed at gdqs
>>344503823
(((kids))) yes goy just ordinary (((kids))) with acess to their parents bank accounts
>>344503808
no it's not now kafir donate more we've almost funded the new anti air missiles
>every donation is 1000 (ONE-THOUSAND) buckaroos
Waow!
I just donated $1000 so you guys can stop spreading rumors about the donations being rigged
>>344503831
>no excuseTOPKEK
>>344503754
GDQs make less each year because they get worse each year.
>>344503930
this is a fake donation
>>344503754
people deserved to be mocked because they are wrong, and donation incentives don't change that theyre making more money, sorry you were wrong
>>344503930
peepeecachoo
>>344503930
>dubs
>>344503267
Who exactly are "the rest of em"?
>>344503930
>dubs
idiot
GUYS I JUST DOXXED THE GUY WHO DONATED $10,000
IT WAS ROLAND FROM POLAND
>already promised to let the credits run in full before ending it to give an extra 10 minute donation window
>about to choke hard to extend the run over time to push donation incentive
>more "anonymous" donations for thousands of dollars a piece keep pouring in
>somehow they're not gonna make it
i want to see them BTFO as well, but there's no way they're not going to pad it out using their own GDQ bank account. Like that 10k that just came in from literally nowhere.
>>344503930
tuck me in, let me die
>shut the fuck up it's super jump time
>2k
>2k
>2k
>2k
>>344503070
i'd sell my mother for $2b
>>344503930
dubs arent real, eat shit
>something big just happened
Why did the crowd go nuts for a second just now?
>>344503754
So what the hell are they gonna do for AGDQ 17?
Are people really gonna bite for another 200k (or more) bonus game?
>>344503754
why are you posting a picture that proves your point wrong
>>344503930
my wifes son relly wants to see the mari man thing so here ya go fellas!
>>344503679
Do you see the cheque they give to the Charity?
Do you not realize they scrape off their 'pay'. All the people you see at that desk get paid a salary.
They milk the gaming community for handouts(the audio people, TVs, etc) because those companies think they're getting good advertising.
Even if it's them donating to themselves, they can cut it off the total.
If a 1,000$ anonymous donation motivates people to actually donate $1,000 in donations it's worth it.
They're really fishing for the $100 dollar donations, since those are reasonable and an 'in the moment' thing people lost to hype would do.
>we got another $20000 anonymous donation
>>344503963
I also donated 1k as an anon
This is true, I swear on my mom
>>344503930
110% EXECUTE
>>344503976
>>344503979
>>344504010
>getting baited these easily
retards
Oh gee how convenient.
>>344503963
Thanks Anonymous!
What a giver
Also, I'm so sick of hearing this bitch keep begging
At least Mario 64 will hopefully be free of incentive shilling and the fucking announcer breaking in every 2 seconds
>>344503959
It is an easy to remember number. If need to write off for tax things, less work to calculate.
>>344503414
when a furry calmly blows you the fuck out, you know you fucked up
>>344504026
Get fucked, it's a good cause
15 (FIFTEEN) MINUTES LEFT
3K (THREE) THOUSAND DOLLARS AWAY
ARE WE GOING TO MAKE IT?
>>344503871
watch it before someone spoils it
>>344504078
trolled
>>344504081
Bullshit they always ask for more.
get ready for old man river...
>>344503930
make america great again
>>344503959
>Owen Wilson
That Jak and Daxter run was so fucking good I had to watch it twice.
>they fucking made it
what kind of jew magic did they perform to make 200k in 5 hours?
>$1,217,000
We did it lads.
We hit itMore time with by /v/irgin friends
>>344504113
Of course we are. That's why people knew what the surprise was before it was announced. That's why the runners are ready for the race.
Yeah, they made it.
Before some retard screencap me this year's SGDQ was totally shit except jak and twitch gets part of the money. Congrats allowing this staff to not be fired and watching lets plays, I guess.
>>344504153
it's called fraud anon
>>344504134
where?
WE SM64 BOYS
>>344504030
>That messed-up C that was redone without erasing the original attempt
lmao
>>344504153
Withdrawals, obviously
>>344503754
>they make less money every year
>by making more money every year
nice
>>344504106
>helping injured ISIS members
>"good cause"
kill yourself, you dumb white piece of dog shit
>all these anonymous 1000 dollar donations.
Totally legit
>>344504106
>literally joining the taliban and murdering innocent american soldiers and their families during christmas
>good cause
WE DID IT REDDIT
WE DID IT BROS WE DID IT!!!
>>344503754
>>344504031
im confused what are you trying to prove that your picture doesnt already prove you wrong about
>>344503604
>rich NEETs/no lifers
what? lottery winners? wtf is a rich N33T?!
>4k donation
fake as fuck
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>344504153
they cheated
GDQ isn't an auditable company so they're accountable to no one
>sgdq donations right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw
IT'S HAPPENING
>>344504153
faked donations
Just in time :^)
>PERFECT
>TIMING
Hmmmmmmm...
Okay confess /v/ it's you donating right? What's with all these anon's donating huge sums
>>344504137
You got me ecksdee
>>344504153
""""""""""""""""""""anonymous"""""""""""""""""""""" donations.
So, at what GDQ do they not surpass the previous amount?
>>344503754
Wonder what her Salary is. Wonder how many bucks she takes from doctors.
>>344503926
the world is shit and people are greedy
when milestones dont get made corners are cut
thats how life works
"oh my god guys! we did it!"
-___-
are they donating to themselves or what
Everyone's excited to see SM64 70 star?
>>344503662
>>344504031
It was accepted as a bonus race from the beginning, GDQ just didn't reveal it until the final few hours of the stream in order to guarantee they beat their total from last time.
Think of it this way:
>SM64 bonus race is revealed from the get-go
>Naturally, it's one of the first donation incentives to get met
>Other donation incentives like Save / Kill the Animals, small incentives, etc. are starved
>GDQ ends up raising roughly $1,100,000, less than the previous AGDQ and SGDQ
>SM64 bonus race is revealed at the end
>All the other donation incentives are already met or over with
>SM64, as popular as it is, is free to make the final push to meet the total of the previous AGDQ and SGDQ
>GDQ raises just enough to beat out the total of AGDQ 2016 and SGDQ 2015, proving the bubble hasn't burst
GDQ would have made less than last year had they revealed SM64 at the beginning of the marathon.
>>344504106
>PCF
>A good cause
>>344503930
Waow I can't believe someone rolled double zeroes, this is amazing.
>Smithy music
aww fuck yes
>>344504153
people donating 1k with one sentence stuff saying "you go, guys!"
>>344504201
check the vods
>>344503070
He sold a shitty autism magnet that he made for a fuckton of money. I'd do the same thing in a heartbeat. The only difference would be I'd disappear from social media and build myself a mansion in a rural town. Basically the complete opposite of what Notch has done.
>They made it
Get ready for an even jewier donation incentive at the end of AGDQ
>clapping at the funding of terrorist organizations
>Raise 500k in less than one day
Maybe it's not a conspiracy theory and people are just incensed to support something when their contribution is more tangible?
>>344503964
kill yourself
>>344504227
>Muh merican soldiers ;(
At least say innocent people famalan :)
>>344503000
It's more like bits is pretty much the equivalent of whatever currency camwhore sites use to pay girls. And it will promote streamers to camwhore etc for bits because of how it works as your own mini bank of coins instead of actually having to donate 5$.
>That timing
You literally can't make this shit up
>>344504153
I want to fuck Kumiko
'WE CAN DO IT BEFORE SMITHY FOR SURE'
Couch let the cat out of the bag that somethings going on
Really makes you think...
>>344504273
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""shit"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""-posting
Fucking rocking final boss theme right here.
>>344504231
>>344504031
Did you not read the last sentence?
>They had to bust out the $200,000 donation incentive - albeit calculated - to just MATCH the last GDQ.
>>344504362
You can't make this shit up
how much was the donation?
>>344504220
Helping a human being is always a good thing for a doctor to do
This is as clear cut as morality gets, did you ever consider you might be the bad guy here?
>>344504106
exactly my friend exactly as salamu aleiykum
Enough about if it's fraud or not, let's go to the following subject
How much of that money is authentic money taken from poor saps?
>>344504350
Reina pls
10 (TEN) MINUTES LEFT
4K (FOUR) THOUSAND DOLLARS OVER THE AMOUNT NEEDED
WHY IS THIS SHIT 70 STARS AND NOT 120 STARS?
>>344503930
Name: John Numbers
Wow! My mind wanders after watching this awesome speedrun of SMRPG! Keep up the great work SGDQ!
>>344504301
so what? making more money is making more money retard, your mental gymnastics don't change the facts
>people are actually sitting watching mario bounce up and down 60 times like it was life or death
>>344504350
She'd be cute without the octopus hair
>>344504313
It seems is not uploaded yet
Plz low A press run
>dumbasses who thought they wouldn't make it
They would just make some huge fake donation if they were ever in danger just to prove SGDQ is still growing.
>>344504394
SO FUCKING GOOD
>>344504220
>Retards that think that if they say it enough people will accept it
Hows those Censorship threads and whatever the fuck the last thing in 2015 was that you lads tried to hive mind us into caring about.
dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh
>>344504337After youfuccboi ;)
>>344504332
They're trying to hide the fact that this SGDQ was a massive blunder due to not being fun save for a few runs.
>>344504336
This, autists part with their money easily when it funds memery
thanks for all the anonymous donations
>>344504413
>i'm a bad guy
>not the faggots who are murdering people and kids
haha
alright
good bait
>>344502837
It can't keep going up forever
>they made it
They earned a lot of money during shit hours.
The power of gaming, y'all.
>>344504469
>they're still nowhere near AGDQ 15
even GDQ can't fake that kinda money
>>344504442
>That tetris tranny that actually fucking said "My mind just wanders" during interview
This game is wildly creative with the enemies and NPCs.
I fucking love it.
>>344504413
>did you ever consider you might be the bad guy here?
i didn't realize shitposting on the internet is worse than beheading and committing ethnic cleansing.. woah... i'm a #HilaryArtillery now!
>>344504427
Time probably.
>>344504301
>1 million ISNT ENOUGH REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>344504413
>Helping a human being is always a good thing for a doctor to do
>100 super jumps
>twice
holy shit
>>344504336
>people still dont get that donations for things like this and crowd funding goes way up in the last day
loving every laugh
>>344504494
>censorship
what are you talking about? i'm not from /v/
>>344504521
T H I Q Q
H
I
Q
Q
>>344504501
dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh dududuh
>>344504413
>helping a guy who is going to kill hundreds of innocent people is a good thing to do
SJW logic, ladies and "ladies"
What's the big deal?
All he had to do is jump.
>>344504205
fuck off i don't have a mousepad
>>344504569
>>344504530
>Implying the doctors being funded are doing any of this shit
They're saving sick and dying children while you jack off to the fact that you're living in a wealthy country and they aren't
>>344504469
i mean that's exactly what they did.
there's no way we should be at 1.2 mill right now. at least 100k of that is all fake donations from GDQ staff themselves. Wait a few months and we're gonna see some big scandal about faking the numbers from the event with Uyama an heroing
>1,225,163
>just in time for 100 jumps
Nice
WE DID IT BOYS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZQdaEFa_60
>>344504603
Dude, it's literally a 6-8 frame window.
It's not hard.
>he needs to do 100
>does 60
>that's fine
>that's plenty
that's some bullshit
>>344504413
>sandniggers
>human
>>344503061
"Okay okay, I got it. Pacifist run. No problem."
>>344503930
kaksoispiste dedede
>>344504521
that ass looks BOMB
Why are these people super humans? It's like as a kid there was no way you were going to get even 10 jumps right, let alone 100. How are they doing it?
>>344504449
They had to resort to calculated tactics to inspire a surge of donations at the end, unlike previous years, to meet the previous year. That's all I'm saying.
>>344504650
Like 50+ 3 frame inputs in a row
You try getting the super suit
>>344504701
do it then you shitcunt, i'll wait
this is so boring
>>344504660
>MUH chillens
Everyone... thank you. Your donations just helped Aamir here buy a brand new anti air missile launcher!
How is this an appropriate way to end the marathon? RPG speedruns are boring as FUCK
>muh third world arabs need healthcare
>still no heathcare for lower class americucks
>>344504701
Actually the more jumps you do the tighter it gets with the last jumps being a 1 frame window.
>>344504703
Its not like theyre pushing world record territory, he can just finish it next turn.
>>344504660
Oh right. ISIS members are children now.
Same with those 5'8", beard having, 12-year-old "refugees" that smashes "school records" for things like running and jumping.
>>344504641
IT KEEPS FUCKING GOING. At least flutter chains in yoshi's island are gripping. This is just dumb.
>>344504759
post more cats
>>344504532
Last two were both dropoffs from the event before it. This one would have followed the pattern had they not rigged it.
But there was even more on the line because of they'd get shittier amounts from sponsors/smaller cut from MSF if they underperformed again.
>>344504804
he was supposed to do it in 2. at this rate he'll be lucky to finish in 5
whoever was the first retard to speedrun a RPG needs to kill themself
gonna get back in bed with my trap gf
enjoy watching nerds play video games losers lol
>>344504660
>They're saving sick and dying children
they're not saving children or women, they are saving adult men
>>344504756
>You try getting the super suit
I did.When I was 11.
>>344504758
I literally made a post 2 threads back with myself having done 46 jumps.
yo it hadn't reached even 900k eight hours ago
wtf happened
>>344504616
Ever since gamer gate there's always been "AN ISSUE" that /v/ has to know about and do something about.
It's as shilly or worse than what GDQ just did.
>>344504735
made me exhale out my nose with more force than usual
>Speedrunning a casual RPG late at night
If SM64 wasn't coming I would be so out right now
>>344504660
yes.. exactly. please help this poor child you monsters
>tfw parents are out for the weekend
>no money, credit card doesn't work
>been scouring the kitchen for scraps, anything edible is being eaten
>have just stayed inside doing nothing but watching this stream and posting in these threadsThis is usually how I spend my days.
>>344504856
paper mario ttyd is okay as long as the runner does the bug where flavio appears in every area
there i fixed it
>>344504775
>the one the american taxpayer bought him stopped working
>TFW sgdq peaked with pepsiman
>>344504785
Poor americans have had healthcare for ages. It's called medicaid.
It's the people who make just enough to live decently that are fucked over by the healthcare system.
>>344504868
>g
HaHaHaHa.
>>344504862
>the anonymous donations are bigger than any other
lel
>>344504872
this is a meme
>>344504896
yo fuck off
>>344504868
>g
heh
>>344504868
Enjoy your night with a literal guy
>>344504701
Nope. First 15 jumps are a 6-8 frame window. Everything after is 2-3. 85 times in a row. Do you have any idea how much concentration that takes?
>>344504862
(((Anonymous)))
lol what a shit ending, shud've ended on memetroid
gonna go back to sucking my bfs bbc
bye losers lol
>>344504785
Of course not. That'd be communism.
IM STILL HEARING THAT FUCKING JUMP SOUND
WHY
WHY DO YOU DO THIS SHIT
Why are people still donating? The more you donate, the harder it will be to meet the "record" next year.
And we're getting less and less viewers per *GDQ.
AK-47'S FOR EVERYONE!
Is this the only game where they didn't call time until the end of the credits?
>>344504868
>fucking mentally ill people
isn't that rape?
on the plus side, doctors without borders has to be transparent on their donors....so let's wait a month or two and see just how much they actually gotit isn't going be to $1,226,047
>>344503930
I want to thank reddit, the greatest community on the interwebs :^)
>Credits
>>344504981
is it 60 fps ?
>>344504969
no anonI am a memeso are you
>>344504896
They activated it.
>>344504920
>parents are out for the weekend
>Not having friends over
>Watching a casual RPG speedrun
Oh sorry, it must be past your bedtime. I keep forgetting the 18 year-old rule is more of a suggestion than a strict rule nowadays.
>>344504987
Can you share him? lol
>>344504785
>MSF only helps da arabs in ahghanistan!!!
can you /pol/tards literally fuck off already?
Would you an edobean?
>>344504521
so this is why they're always covered up...
>>344502753
Honestly if we could go back to the comfy 2012 and 2013 shit that would be better. It was exciting seeing 500000, then 750000, then over a mil. Now it's always a mil that they are rigging and has become serious business and no joking is aloud. And if they're going to have girls there the should be required to post porn of themeselves to watch in case it isn't autistic enough to make memes. I kinda tried with this post but realized it was pointless and decided to end it with shitposting.
>>344504930
that glitch hasn't been used in a run in a super long time.
>>344504919
that 7 year old kid is so cute :3
>>344505021
>>344504973
>>344504960
Falling for this bait
>>344505043
61 fps if I'm not mistaken.
>>344505048
no john
>>344505073
kys
>>344505043
the virtual console version is.
>>344505073
kys
>>344504936
Asian women are the one group you can't make fun of here, you know. Good luck.
they're doing gay shit now GAY
>>344505058
>implying I have friends
>implying I'm not 21
You underestimate this website
>>344505073
Absolutely! She's the cutest GDQ girl.
>>344505069
Neck yourself berniecuck
>>344504920
why didn't you host a party and had usefull idiot bring snacks that you could hide away like a hamster?
>>344505123
>kys
Neck yourself.
>>344505043
Yes
>>344504554
Why did AGDQ 15 earn so much?
>>344504808
You don't understand how difficult this is, lmao.
>>344504945
upvoted well played sir! ;D
>this credits music
feels, man
>>344505048
>tfw you only exist because other people recognize your existence
>>344504981
Worst part is how out of sync the audio gets with the visual on the jumps despite the timing being the same at that point.
I had to rely on audio cue to keep my rhythm for that fucking 100 jumps item.
>>344505073
With tits like that, how could you not
>>344504987
>lol what a shit ending
that's not the ending though, now comes mario 64 race.
>>344505140
gross
>>344504894
46 isn't 100 you dip
>>344505181
kys
>>344505073
What's her personality like? Is she annoying "le gamur girl XD" or is she more relaxed and skillful?
If the latter I'd probably allow her to be this fat.
>>344505143
>asian women
>not absolutely disgusting subhumans
>>344505181
You forgot your goldenface, goldenfaceposter basedbro
>>344505043
Yes, Mario RPG is a 60fps game. Meaning for every jump after the 15th the window of timing is between 1/20 and 1/30 of a second- it fluctuates.
>>344505113
That's stupid, you're stupid. If you want to get technical the framerate on original console would be around 59.97 to match the refresh rate of an NTSC CRT.
FFS, you can literally get permanently banned for saying SGDQ doesn't deserve more donations for being awful with the rules and previous speedrunners.
>>344505142
wtf is it doing
>>344505140
UGHHHHHHHH
UUUGGNNNGHGHGHGUUUGHHHH
>timer rolls through the credits
>>344504887Nice.
>>344504896
See >>344504301
Essentially, they
>First pushed hard for the $1,000,000 since it's easy hype
then
>Revealed SM64, which was conveniently just enough to push them over the last marathon
tl;dr Jew magic
>>344505281
I have never wanted incest porn more than this
>>344505073
No, but I like her voice.
Only GDQ girl I would is Rebecca.
>>344503009
$40,000 for 30 second oot glitch showcase
>>344505073
yes
>>344505181
dunk yourself
>>344505140
Has she even done a Mei cosplay? This is important.
>>344505346
horse face
>>344505281
are you retarded
>the donations have been at a standstill for almost 10 minutes
It's like they think we're retarded.
>>344505073
Only if she were gagged, either with cock or an actual gag while taking her from behind. Punishment preferred.
>>344505140
Is that edobean?
>>344505267
>you can literally get banned for badmouthing the stream you're watching
absolutely shocking
>>344505281
Reese Witherspoon Jr isCUTE
>all those people being ultra sentimental about running a game
>>344505358
slam yourself
>>344505375
fuck off m8 ill fite you
We did it!
FUCK YOU YOSHI YOU DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING
>>344505246
>kys
Gas yourself.
>>344505351
It was actually a 4:30:30 OoT glitch showcase.
>>344505258
Explain.
If born in america they're just as bad as all american women of course, but if they're from an asian country they're usually god-tier.
>barely any donations before today
>all of a sudden $500k
>$200k in 3 hours with constant anonymous $1000+ donations
>haha see we didn't do as bad as last year!
come on
>Time is at the end of the credits
Who the heck decided that for a game with long credits?
>>344505360
That's Envyus, right? I haven't seen her try or mention OW at all.
>>344505396
seriously. we get $20k in the last five minutes of the game and then literally $0
>>344505190
It doesnt matter if its fucking boring.
>>344505349
y cat liek box???
>>344505396
Maybe the anonymous donators ran out of mone.
>>344505456
Japan
wow the donations stopped! amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
>Juden Bus
>>344505456
>wanting to skip the credits in smrpg
>donating after the record is broken
>raising the bar for next year with even LESS viewers
>>344505396
>>344505461
>no more incentive to donate
>nobody wants to donate
Wooooooooooooooooooooow
>>344505538
no they didn't retard
>>344505448
>but if they're from an asian country they're usually god-tier.
no, they are psychopaths with bad teeth and hygiene
>>344505375
No fuck you.
>>344505505
Large predatory cats are still kitty cats on the inside :3
What's your favorite Mario RPG, /v/?
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Open an ice cold one today!
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Bowser married Valentina!?!?!?
>>344505626
paper mario
Just tuned in what the FUCK are we watching ?
>>344505582
>Everyone psychically knows when the goal has been reached and thus stops where they are or even cancels their in-transit paypal orders
>>344505349
Fun fact: smaller cat species love being in boxes since they aren't the apex predator and need to hide while sleeping and resting while large ones generally tear them up because they don't have natural predators to hunt them so they don't need hiding places
>based yoko made the music for this
Wait, what?
>>344505626
Paper MarioTTYD
>>344505626
Paper Mario
>>344505073
I'd titfuck her.
>>344505626
bowser's inside story is best by a mile
>>344505396
>Final donation incentive is met
Gee, I wonder why the donations stopped.
I fucking wonder.
IT MUST BE AN INTERNATIONAL CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!
>>344505626
Final Fantasy 7.
>>344505626
paper mario n64
>>344505626
That is a hard question. Each one is so good.
Mario RPG
Paper Mario TTYD
Mario & Luigi Partners in time
those are the top three
>>344505582
Yeah but they are just fucking dead.
How dare they say SHYSTER #boycotGDQ
>>344505626
it'sdoing you RPG ;)
>SMRPG wasn't released in Yurop
rofl get cucked yuro-peons
>>344505626
there's more than 1?
>they're acting like character parades are unique to this game
what the actual fuck
>>344505626
Mario Tennis on GBC.
How butthurt do you have to be to constantly spam shit because of a widely recognized charity?
>>344505658
Waiting for sm64 120 star race. Laughing at how blatantly fraudulent the donation counter is oh look at that it went up again never mind.
>>344505626
PM64 objectively correct answer
>>344505626
PM64
Probably my favorite RPG in general.
>>344505662
Bullshit. Why the fuck do you think big cats drag their kills up trees?
>>344505606
If they've assimilated but were born in asia, they're god-tier, right? Can we agree on this at least?
>>344505582
>not donating to a good cause
>not donating to win the plushes
>not donating to win the xbox
>>344505709
>Mario & Luigi Partners in time
why
Why is the timer still going?
>>344505167
>girl
dude just fucking end this
what is garbage
waste of fucking time
>>344505659
>>344505712
They're watching a live stream.
Live.
They KNOW within seconds that they don't need to waste their money.
>>344503930
Greetings from Stephen Colbert, we here at CBS want to thank you for raising money for such a great cause. Next year invite me over and I'll speedrun my old copy of Pong! Save the Animals!
>>344505626
this one :3
>>344505626
The best one.
>>344505803
>helping american genocidal crusader terrorists
>good cause
>>344505626
Bowser's Inside Story, though I haven't played any of the Paper Mario series yet so that may change
>>344503276
>Jak and Daxter run is the best run by a mile.
>guy announces his GF on the couch is a trans during his FallOut 3 run
Some good runs I saw, but nothing too special:
>momodora
>freedom planet
>Catherine
>PJ, Caleb runs(pretty much any veterans who've been running games since 2011)
>>344505816
Built on Superstar Saga, it was harder in a good way, longer, and just as fun.
>>344505626
Thousand Year Door > Paper Mario > Mario RPG Bowser's Inside Story >Super Paper Mario> Superstar Saga > Dream Team > Partners in Time
They're all great though
Haven't played Paper Jam / Sticker Star
>>344505803
good cause
>All these """original""" Characters
This isn't Mario.
>>344505803
Buy your own fucking XBawks then.
Mario RPGI've only played that and Dream Team
>>344505740
>not having your snes modded by then
>>344505803
If I wanted to donate to a good cause I definitely would not choose doctor's without borders. There are enough sick and dying people in my country. I don't feel the urge to fund doctors who want to help people in other countries. It goes against my best interests.
I couldn't give a raspberry fuck about stuffed animals or VCRs.
>>344505696
>not even donations showing appreciation after the run
>>344505593
fine but they slowed down
Why did the timer run through the credits?
>>344505863
I need a source on that, mang.
new thread
>>344505947
new thread
>>344505947
new thread
>>344505947
>>344505709
>Partners in Time
>Over SSS or BiS
>>344505863
>tfwnever beat ttyd because I couldn't beat the final boss
>>344505918
Miyamoto FUCK OFF
>>344505918
Yeah, we need more Toads amirite?
>>344505798
Leopards have a natural predator in lions and most lions don't bother going up trees unless they are starving
there you have it
>>344505979
dont blame you that shit took me like 10 tries
120 star WHEN!?
>>344505971
>Attention whore makes new thread WAAAAAY too early
Every time. You're so fucking retarded.
Still not sure why they waited till the end of the credits to stop the timer.
>>344505505
>>344505614
Small cats have changed very little due to their companionships with humans not requiring changes to their behavior, so their behaviors are very similar to large cats, still.
>>344505989
YUUU RON'T KNOW WHATCHU RIKEE
>>344505396
No shit they've stopped
Why did they bother adding the credits to time?
>>344505969
Fuck off retard
>>344505979
Don't feel too bad, I never beat Jak 2 because of its final boss.
>>344505951
thats the think I don't understand about charity. I understand the good will to help others. But there is so much shit to fix HERE, why try to be heroes outside ?
>>344505802
Sorry bro, asians are gross neanderthalic women
>>344506085
Blizzard FUCK OFF
>>344505978
BiS was piss easy though m8.
>>344505863
I really have a love hate for theboogie
He draws in such a cartoony way other than the lewd parts which are realistic as fuck
Its uncanny as hell but he has done some pretty good pieces
>>344506102
its just how the timing works for this game, it's how most japanese runs are timed for whatever reason
>>344506102
thats how the japs do it
playing on NA carts
>>344506216
>"cringe" is now a banned word in twitch chat
What a bunch of cucks.
i don't know what this is but it's probably the most autistic thing i've ever heard
>>344506103
>cropped porn has no results on any reverse search system
>retard
Okay, fuckass.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
THIS AINT VIDYAGAMES
AAAAAAAIEEEEEE
What the fuck is this, family
I miss BlueGlass' cartoon-tier voice
>>344505735ANALQUEEN
>>344506184
>>344505978
>tfw couldn't play BiS because I couldn't shake the feeling that every single part of that game had been fetishized and jacked off to by degenerates
>this song literally used to use "nigger" twice
>>344506323
>obviously shadow queen
>not just searching shadow queen rule 34
you don't deserve to be spoonfed
>>344506476
>implying I know the original characters from your dumb rpgs
>spoonfed
Oh, youre that special brand of moron.
>>344506073
They use the Jap timing method which is from power on to end of credits.
>>344505803
>winning those plushes
>>344506638
Why just for this one game, though
>>344506323
>artist in the file name
>character in the picture
>DURR, WATS SAUCE?
>>344506449I do have a vore fetish, but BiS didn't remotely display it in the manner in which I jack off too
>>344506638
Oh, that seems strange, but cool I guess.
>>344506637
>ttyd
>dumb rpg
I changed my mind, crossboarders can fuck off
>>344506740
Sorry I'm not as much of a porn expert as you, fuckwad.
>>344506102
I actually really like that so there's no stupid immediate reset and most credit themes are god tier
>>344506740
>1398041991.history_eraser_button_q
>artist
u fokken wot
>>344506638
That's fine for serious runs, but they don't need to do it at GDQ unless they know the runner is on WR pace.
I CANT WAIT FOR SIMPLY TO CHOKE JUST LIKE LAST YEAR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>344506740
>>344507082
>1398041991.history_eraser_button_q
>TheBoogie
Intentional logical fallacies?
>>344507260
>Theboogie
That fucking meloetta retard from /vp/?
>>344507380
Also Midna
>>344507260history eraser button and theboogie are the same person
rainbow road N64 music almost makes me cry
>>344507705
You have to admit that is a retarded name and googling it, if one were to even guess it were a name, hardly verifies it as the artist.
>>344507939
it was heavily implied that it was the name and other people responded talking about the artist. that anon is just dumb
>someone post Boogie
>someone brings up BiS
>Someone brings up vore
alright, fess up, how many of you faggots jack off to vore?
>>344508423
I've only done so a few times, and only when the vore is enjoyable to the one being consumed.
so how many qpu jokes have been made yet
