>go outside
>"AY YOU PLAYIN POKEMON GO?"
>go back inside
never making that mistake again
Riveting tale, chap.
>decide to walk instead of drive to the gym today to catch some pokeyman
>the pokestop at the park on the way is swarming with neckbeards
heh
>Oh pokemon game for adroind
>might be cool
>you actually need to run around the city like retard
>>344472830
I live in a city and there are so many dorky looking dudes that you know wouldn't be out there otherwise stopping near all the pokestops. It's great
>>344473158
I know right? They're not cool like us, browsing /v/ on a saturday night alone
>>344473279
I never said I wasn't included. I was wandering around like a moron playing this all afternoon
>Videogame that actually gets people off their butts and out in the sun
Whats wrong with this?
>go outside
>mugged, stabbed, spat on
M-maybe one day I'll get out of this 3rd world country.
>>344472830
its nice to fit in sometimes isn't it
went bar hopping with some friends last night and we had a blast stopping at bar/pokestops. everyone we bumped into was playing it, the only really neckbeard person we bumped into was some dude at the park with a flashlight on his head.
>>344473709
sick burn broseph
>Go to the local park
>there are a dozen QTs playing Pokemon Go at the same time
>get nervous
>my spaghetti starts falling out of my pockets
>start farting uncontrollably
>the girls start to laugh at me
>lose control of my bowels
>my phone battery dies while trying to capture a Nidoking
>begin sobbing
>turn 360 degrees and run back home
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>344473709
>savage
>>344474898
fug
>>344474898
Kek
>>344473361
Sun gives you cancer
>>344472919
IKTF. I want to poopsock vidya when it is 110 outside not be forced to go outside
>>344474898
You son of a bitch.
>>344475290
hey i live in phoenix too
>>344474898
>everybody walk the dinosaur
I'm sorry what?
GENTLEMEN what do we do about hot topics epic fuck up they can't be allowed to get away with this! can they?
>play pokemon go in america
>get shot
>>344475495
I live in a cul de sac and I feel like my nehibors would think I was a bigger neckbeard manchild than I am if they saw me staring at my phone playing pokemans
This game is a fucking addiction.
I just went out for a 2 hour walk at 1 am.
I fucking need to catch them all.
>>344475545
>artcuno is red
>zapdos is blue
>moltres is yellow
What?
>>344475252
Yeah, that's why i'm getting Moon version instead
>>344475637
There are Pokemon exclusive to different geographic regions. If you never leave your country you will quite literally never catch them all.
>>344475536
it means you are underage
Are there any games that have a larger non-random map than Pokemon Go? I use to think Daggerfall and Fuel were massive but the scope of this game is ridiculous. If they manage to add unique Pokemon to each region and country shit will get pretty interesting.
>Go to mall to look for Pokemon
>Sit down by a Pokestop or whatever
>Cute girl with short hair sits next to me
>Start talking about Pokemon
>We're hanging out later tonight to catch Pokemon in the park
This app has saved my life.
>>344475805
Jesus fucking christ, I could probably squeeze in some travel before college starts back up.
Do you know what pokemon are locked to the areas?
>>344475805
I saw a Seel randomly in my nearby suburbs (on the East Coast of the US). That thing should be in Antarctica, but it looks like the game doesn't give a shit.
>>344476052
He's lying somewhat. Every pokemon is obtainable at least in the same state/small country.
>>344475585
>play pokemon go in europe
>get blown up
>play pokemon go in south america
>get mugged
>play pokemon go in asia
>commit suicide
>play pokemon go in Australia
>get fucked by emu
>play pokemon go in Antarctica
>freeze to death and or get filled with radiation
>tfw I never really went outside to get girls on campus
>now I walk 2 hours on campus
>have 2-5 grills talk to me every time
>no more beta
>>344475772
>not praising the sun
>>344475713
They can't get away with this
Do you think it's socially acceptable to play it in public?
I was thinking about playing it so I had some excuse to make a walk, maybe bring my dog with me, but I don't want to look like an autist
>>344475545
>zapdos is not in the yellow team
>articuno is in the red team
>go outside
>remember I live in the middle of fucking nowhere
Feels bad man
I wish I were still in college
now I am at my parents and I don't want to walk around the streets like a weirdo
>try to download the ''game''
>credit card info needed for verification
Nope.
Is it possible to catch exetremely rare pokemon like like the bird trio or mew/mewtwo? What geological location would you put these pokemon in if they arent available to catch right now?
>>344472416
> go to taco bell
> "welcome to taco bell, how are you doing today?"
>drive off and never go back
>>344476030
Is this real life? I want this to happen to me
>>344475545
holy shit how do you fuck up this bad pls tell me it's shopped
>no support for windows phone
Shit game.
I'm exited at the opportunity of meeting cute guys with this app
>live in inner city in rich Jewish neighborhood that's heavily policed and thus crime free and super clean and safe
>it's small and surrounded on all sides by ghetto black neighborhoods where you hear about people getting robbed/shot every other day on the local news
>the game keeps telling me to walk my fat lily white ass around the hood to catch Pokemon
Well it was fun while it lasted.
>>344476478
Download it from apkpure
>>344475495
I can barely play this shit here. It's too bright outside too see the screen and turning up the brightness drains the battery even faster than it usually does. I just ride passenger with a friend and click on everything that passes by.
>>344476478
sure that isn't just the apple store?
I downloaded from android and logged in with my google account and did not need any credit card info
>>344472416
I didn't know Squirtles spoke ebonics
>>344476478
>literally retarded
>yeah I took your bait
>cuck nigger
>>344476520
>He actually owns a Windows phone
>>344476515
No photoshop was used my friend
>>344476520
>No support for Zenfone
Even my fucking sister's playing this game. It's pretty much fad of the month and I'll be seen as weird for not playing it. Thanks for further ruining my life, Niantic.
This "game" is so shit
Need to have the app open to actually find pokemon
Need to have the app open for walking to count towards hatching an egg.
I don't have 6 hours of battery life to spend walking 30k to hatch my stupid fucking eggs
How popular is this in the UK? I know you can't get it on the store yet, but you can get the APK and it works
>>344475805
Mot true at all. Its entirely level based.
>>344476354
>Do you think it's socially acceptable to play it in public?
>Do you think its socially acceptable to play a game where i have to walk around in public to play
>3am
>drunk a shite
>downloading a couple o albums
gonna go capturin them pokemans an gyms soon lads
not like i got anythin else to do anyway
there's a lot of levle 3-4 gyms around ere
does that mean teres 3-4 pokemons in those gyms each?
if you're only allowed to use 1 pokeman to battle a gym then how the fuck you supposed to capture shit like that?
>>344475545
Wait a minute... those pokemon...
articUNO
zapDOS
molTRES
>>344476590
L-L-L-London?.....
>>344476408
>Moltres is in the yellow shirt
>>344476945
And the answer is?
>>344476805
buy the pokemon go plus, goy
>>344476969
COULD MOZART STILL BE ALIVE?
>>344477049
what the fuck is that
>>344476969
>triforceinatte confirmed
>>344476878
in my town theres around 3 gyms in about a 5 minute walk from my house that seem to have been taken
will be going for a walk at 6am to see how much shit i can get
>>344473361
>>344475252
>>344476306
Fuck this, just give me a new boktai instead.
I just want to leave chocolate and fruits in my menu to have them melt onto each other.This was actually a thing. Fucking TECHNOLOGY.
>Caught 60 pokemon
>run out of pokeballs
>go to pokestop since live at nasa
>"Servers are down"
>every single time near a pokestop servers down
fuck this game, might go back to rick and morty
>>344477082
No he's definitely a Ghost
What exactly are you supposed to do at a pokestop?
I got to one and tapped on it, but nothing really happened.
>>344476418
This.
The game is unplayable for us rural fags.
>at mcdonalds
>fit guy in his late 30s comes up behind me
>catch anything good?
>uhh, umm, uhh...
>heh, my daughter got me into this, what's your strongest pokemon?
>uhh, I don't know
>fumble around nervously to change it to sort by CP
>mine's electabuzz, and psyduck too
>o-oh cool
>see ya later!
I don't think I want to play anymore
>>344476969
mozart is fucking dead you retard, delete this
>>344476030
FUCK YEAH you go dude !!!!!! Update us if thread is still kicking when you get back
>>344477049
Does the plus still use my data plan?
![screenshot_2-768[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mtECA34.jpg "screenshot_2-768[1].jpg")
>>344477098
a bluetooth device that lets you press a button to pokemon
>>344477007
In theory no, but it's actually ridiculous how many people are playing. Just dont be beta when people try to talk to you and you can have a great time.
>>344475290
>Phoenix area
>It's 90 fucking degrees at night.
Save me from this hell.
>at dog park
>nice, friendly couple is socializing their puppy
>guy says he has to get something from the car
>comes back super giddy
>"found a doduo at the town hall sign :D"
>"RYAAANNNNNN XD"
>they start talking about how everything takes 10-15 minutes longer to do because they keep looking for pokemon every time they're outside
>tfw it was 117 degrees outside
>>344472416
is this game good or bad for the franchise?
>>344477275
you have to spin it
>>344477275
Spin the disc that has the image of whatever landmark/thing it is.
>>344477385
wow fuck off, i felt like a big enough tool holding my phone out already I'm not gona put a faggot cunt badge on so I can play the game the way its meant to be played
>a gym and two pokestops at my local park
>don't want to go there because afraid of seeing other people
>>344475495
I feel your pain. 110 here too. NM
>>344476030
I hope it's a serial killer
>>344477437
Sitting here eating dinner at a restaurant with a window seat, have counted 49 people playing the game
>>344476418
How does this happen?????? I live 15 minutes from any actual neighborhoods and I have Pokemon wtf. In WV no less
>>344475545
I BET A WOMAN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS
>>344476951
You can use a team of pokemon to battle a gym,
You knock it down a prestige level each time you beat it.
You get to heal up after the fight.
After you knock it down all the way you can place a pokemon in it to claim it.
>>344477489
Very very very bad
>>344477489
Might get some more normalfags playing the main games I guess
I'm not interested in Go but to me it seems like the next logical step after that Pokewalker thing
>>344477568
last night I thought it would be safe to go outside and do this at 2am
I'm at a pokestop and a man comes walking from around the corner
the two of us awkwardly walked next to each other for upwards of 30 minutes moving from pokestop to pokestop then parted ways as strangers in the night
>>344477489
I would like to say bad, but after X/Y, at least I can grow my pokèdex in this game.
So I'm probably ditching the main games and play this shit instead
>>344477645
fuck off, aside from nostalgia, normies didn't care much for pokemon aside from those who bought the games. This is a great increase in branding for them
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jasonevangelho/2016/07/09/how-pokemon-go-can-lure-more-customers-to-your-local-business/#34d9aaf37fe4
POKEMON ARE FOR PAYING CUSTOMERS ONLY!
>>344475805
Trading is coming with an update, so you will eventually. Just not now.
>walk around for half an hour
>see 3 pokemon, all have a cp of 10
I guess this game is meant to take literal years to achieve any progress?
>limited time powerups
I thought this shit was illegal in multiple countries already
>>344476520
>fallinf for the microsoft meme
>>344472830
they are called hiker anon.
>Walking through park with m8
>Stop to catch a Kangaskhan
>qt jogger stops as she runs past us
>"Are you guys catching Pokemon?"
>just turn back and basically shout "YEAH!"
>she says that's cool and keeps running
>friend starts losing it at me for not talking to her more
I just want to catch 'em all, not talk to ladies. Why can't people understand that?
>>344477640
ye can? i was limited to 1 poke vs 2 at this gym i fought yesterday
eh i'll figure it out i guess
thanks
How long do you guys think this fad will last? A month? 6 months?
>>344472416
"No I'm lynching niggers and kidnapping 12 year olds to put in my rape basement"
>>344477489
well I haven't thought of pokemon in years and this is giving me the hankering again, so probably good
>>344474898
Americans must be really very desperate to get over their sedentarism outbreak to the point they order the Japs to make games that force the pampered white pussies to leave their houses.
>>344472830
I thought this thing was just for normies? Thought people who actually played games wouldn't actually care about it since there's no substance to it.
>not just playing from the comfort of your own home
found this guy while I was pooping
feels good man
>>344477489
Main series is going downhill already so don't really care. Can't even get excited for Gen 7 after ORAS.
>>344473709
I like you
>>344477981
edgy XD
>>344476998
I really hope you don't think I'm a girl anon.
>>344477790
Its going to have a massive impact on the main series making it more casual to pander to this crowd. Youre a moron if you think Nintendo will ignore them.
>>344477808
How long until pedos start trying to lure kids into their basement with promises that Mew is down there.
>>344478109
that's my excuse
the real reason is because I'm too cheap for a data plan
>>344477538
>not strapping it on your dick
>>344472416
You can't challenge other players to a fight outside of gyms
You can't grind on wild pokemon
You can't trade the pokes you caught
What's the fucking point?
If you can't go up to the neckbeards with your fully EV trained minmaxed lvl 99 Smogonmons and #rek their shit in and take their pokebux, then where's the fun in playing?
It'd be HILARIOUS to essentially mug all those neckbeards of their pokebux by steamrolling their shitmons. But you can't do it.
how does the bait work? Can I just use it from my room and have pokemon swarm me? I don't wanna waste shit
Would it be better to evolve first and then power the pokemon up?this game is so barebones it explains fuck-all, I drove 10km and my egg counted .2 even though the game was playing the entire time
>>344477925
>a girl is jogging and actually went out of her way to say something to you just to seem social and dignify some losers playing pokemon while she's getting fit
>friend literally expects to chase after an already running girl
literal autism on this board
I know team mystic is the most popular one, but are instinct and valor fairly even? I like to side with the underdog so it feels like I'm actually contributing something.
>>344477627
hi justin
>being a lazy shit
IF THIS ISN'T AVAILABLE IN CANADA AT AT 12AM I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF ON STREAM
>>344478153
No, because society would be better without niggers and with women being used as breeding slaves.
It's the opposite of edgy
It's moral and ethical, for the good of humanity!
>>344478418
just download the apk bub relax (:
>>344478362
You realize youre talking about millions of players all over the god damn world right?
No one has any fucking clue what team is winning in your town
>>344477082
Give it a rest anon, there's no way I could live that long
>>344478162
Oh OK,top or bottom?
>>344478343
lel, it factors in speed of travel to stop autists like you from cheating
>>344478418
Just be yourself.
>>344478341
This tbqh
Won't fall for this meme until they have more stuff to do. I can walk outside on my own without looking at my phone like a zombie.
>>344478497
Don't wanna get b&
>>344478168
>Mew is inside the van
>gf keeps talking about catching pokemon outside
>playing STALKER inside and wishing she would shut the fuck up
>>344478537
bottom ;3
>>344478418
Dude just download it from anywhere else but the app store. It works fine regardless.
>walking around my local trail and park in the middle of summer
>in florida
Fuck this heat, I'm lucky to live right next to four pokestops and a gym for valorfags tho.
>>344473361
>Whats wrong with this?
Not enough young girls doing it, for one.
You can't deliberately release rare pokemon in dangerous locations (e.g. on top of a tower, over the edge of a bridge, in my fungeon) for two.
>>344474898
>not walking the Tyrantrum
>>344478162
Would that be so bad, anon-kun?
>>344478362
>siding with a team based on popularity
I went with Instinct solely for my nigga Zapdos
>>344473723
>the only really neckbeard person we bumped into was some dude at the park with a flashlight on his head.
lmao
>>344472416
holy shit, EVERYONE asks me this if im on my phone for more than 1 min
its pissing me the fuck off
Can you find legendaries in this game?
>>344477082
CAN YOU STOP FORCING THIS STUPID MEME? HE'S DEAD GET OVER IT, I'D BE 260 YEARS OLD NOW AND YOU KNOW THATS IMPOSSIBLE.
>>344477487
Global warming is killing people in Arizona off slowly.
>tfw just checking phone every 20-30 minutes and catching what appears
>>344478679
I just like yellow
>>344478125
isn't that y our starter?
Did anyone who didn't play this change their mind and end up playing?
On one hand, I don't care about Pokemon at all and haven't since I was a kid so I'm not really interested there. Plus I live in Florida and FUCK walking around outside during the daytime.
On the other hand, I'm nocturnal so it could work out and shake up the monotony of sitting inside all day everyday. PlusI'm a psychologist and the potential for observing human behavior is limitless with this setting.
>>344478589
What if you have a ihipster phone? Impossible to play?
>>344478497
>>344478574
The app is shut down where it's not released yet because of server load
>>344476287
How many people will get laid because of Pokémon Go? Is this part of Nintendo's plan to save birth rates in developed countries?
>>344478720
>I'd
You can't hide forever Mozart
>>344477464
how does one my emoticon faces in real life
>>344472919
God forbid you take a break from fapping for a half an hour and go for a walk.
Game comes out .... every one complains about living in the ghetto and getting shot or stabbed .... if your neighborhood is so bad you're gonna get fucked up for walking outside I think Pokemon go is the least of your problems.
>>344478583
see, I would probably do the gay thing casually but I don't need those activities getting in the way of my normal life. I can imagine crossing the wrong faggot and getting all my dirty laundry thrown out there for the world to see
>>344477981
Plague quit shitposting and finish that fence.
>>344478820
There should be a pokemon-like game where you capture humans instead
That would be dank.
>>344478613
My Florida nigga. Fuck this walk around in 90+ degree weather horseshit.
>>344478582
>not going on a walk with your QT
>not catching pokemon outside and watching her smile and have a great time
>not getting hard from seeing her smile
>not taking her home and laying her on the bed and nibbling at her mounds while she giggles, flushed with having so much fun.
It's like you're a complete faggot.
WHERE ARE ALL THE SQUIRTLE
>>344477489
Well it's very good in terms of business I've seen so many people I would've never expected to play Pokemon at my mid-20s age openly in public on their phones, so it's bound to bring in tons of revenue and even some people to the mainline games.
But as /v/irgins we all know what's good for business is horrible for the consumer. Pokemon will somehow become more braindead and streamlined and garbage, and this is coming from someone who still waits in line on release day for new Pokemon games
>>344475536
you must be over 18 to post on this board
>>344478990
>mounds
I dont fuck landwhales
>>344478820
If you're a psychologist can you explain why normies flock to pokemon
>>344478715
Sure kid. I found some legendaries.
They're down here.
>>344473709
HOOOLLLLLLY SHIIIIIITTTTT
>Live in shithole country
>Get shithole pokeymans
I'm sick of Pinsir and Doduo
I want Eevee dammit
>>344478349
My friends is just a fucking retard.
Any time a girl is polite to him he thinks he's in love with her. He's basically Larry Butz.
>>344478961
unless you're a republican politician lobbying against gay rights i really wouldn't worry about that anymore, gays really don't give a shit to out anyone
>>344479090
Of course he cant its a made up profession
>>344479090
It's popular and socially acceptable. The newest fad, the newest trend, the "everybody else is doing it so I will to!" thing. Take any of the above as explanations. Really isn't something hard to comprehend.
>>344478990
lol
>she sucks my dick and swallows my cum everyday while calling me daddy and loves it even if I don't play pokemon with her
Wrap your phone with 5 layers of tinfoil all over to get encounters without moving
>tfw drowning in pidgey
>>344478720
Nice try mozart.
>>344472416
>walk to pokestop
>crashes
>can't log in
Great game.
>just been catching Pokemon from home
>know I'll have to leave one day or another if I want to continue since I'll need to buy Pokeballs
>>344479072
>Virgin detected.
I meant mon's pubis you fuck.
>>344475536
Bait
>>344479090
Not him, but mainly nostalgia desu senpai sempaitaichi
>>344472416
Is Pokemon GO how society ends?
>>344478583
Well, I haven't been sucked in a while. Maybe you could explain this pookeymans thing while I finger your boypussy.
>>344472830
>I'm better than them because I don't have friends to go to the park with
>Work downtown Chicago
>5 Gyms within a 5 minute walk any direction no matter where you are
>3 pokestops per city block
>3 pokestops in my workplace
>Gym in my workplace
There's a constant lure going on the pokestops and the gym is highly contested. I sit there, do nothing, collect pokemon. Work is fun.
>>344479156
That's its own level of cringe, anon. I've stopped hanging out with people like that ages ago. Well, I've stopped hanging out with most people
Are there confirmed shinies in this game?
>>344479156
Nah that is most /r9k/ and even some /v/ posters.
>>344479198
>everybody is doing it so i will to
This is why humanity is retarded and why it's so easy for the people at the top to string them along.
>>344479237
You're lucky, I didn't evolve anything yet
How do I know I got every pokèmon in my area?
>go for a 4 mile walk this morning while girlfriend is at work
>she has a nice paved trail a block away from her house
>walk along the trail, run into a mom wandering off the beaten path to get pokeballs from a pokestop for her son
>make small talk with her and laugh
>after visiting the same pokestop as her, take over a gym that's right next to the same pokestop
>keep walking down trail
>get to large park
>see people wandering out in the middle of the park field with their phones out
>walk towards a few different pokestops
>as I get closer, a dude and a chick get out of their car
>yell, "hey, that's our gym, what team are you guys?"
>they're fucking dressed identically
>try to recruit two kids and their dad to join them in holding the gym
>they walk off together
>pic related
This is probably the most fun that I've had with a game in quite a while. It's somewhat rewarding to just walk around outside with a friend/girlfriend/boyfriend and shoot the shit and catch pokemon.
>>344479381
>TFW I'm that guy.
I get a ton of pussy by pretending everyone wants to fuck me. If you think it they will too eventually.
>>344479198
But why is it socially acceptable
>>344478168
>be a sex offender
>can't catch them all because i'm banned from pretty much everywhere
Fuck that shit i'm going to Mexico.
>>344476505
put mew on the tallest peak of mt.everest and mewtwo in area-51
>>344478990
Q. Instead of capturing pokemon why don't you capture HER?
Put her in a "Pokeball" (bondage frame)
Store her in your "Gym" (basement)
And "Train" (fuck) her.
>>344479294
>mon's
This could have been a very subtle joke considering the context of the thread but I'm more inclined to believe it's a typical misuse of a contraction.
>>344479404
>the people at the top to string them along
Remember: The dumber the populace is, the easier it is to control them. :-)
>>344479453
Popularity.
>>344477634
Weird, because I thought that [insert boogeyman/member of hated group] was responsible.
>Go to nearby park because it's a pokestop
>decide to use a pokelure since it helps attracts people
>instead attracts 10 people to where I am
>only pokemon I get is a drowzee
Who thought this was okay?
>>344479460
Look at this shitter shattered loser hahahahaha
>>344479413
>talking to other people
GET OOOUUUUUTTTTTTTTT
>tfw live in ghetto town and too scared to walk around
>>344478537
>>344478583
This anon is an imposter. Im looking for cute bottoms.
>>344474898
That's a blast from the past, man.
Just like THE GAME.
>Lure module installed in the park across the street
>Want to go
>Could be surrounded by kids
>Could be surrounded by socially inept freaks
>Could be surrounded by pretty cool dudes and maybe a few qt3.14s
>>344476418
i know where that is
im coming
>>344479527
Because I don't have weird fucking hangups over sex.
>>344479294
I dont fuck moms either
Particularly not landwhale moms
Kill yourself
>>344476505
>Zapdos
Chernobyl
>Moltres
Vesuvius
>Articuno
Mt. Everest
>Mew
Guyana
>Mewtwo
MIT
>>344479691
plz dont
>>344477750
kek, did you acknowledge each other at all? even a nod or eye contact?
>>344479072
>having sizeable breasts means a woman is a landwhale
???? So you only fuck skinny A-cups?
What's stopping pedo's from luring kids to their van?
I bet they will end up getting sued for endangering kids with this game.
>walk to nearby pokemon gym
>young teen/guy sees me and asks if I play
>"yeah"
>asks me to please not to take over his gym
>"fug"
>reluctantly agree
I didn't want that shitty gym anyway
>live in a small town
>everything is miles away
>no sidewalks anywhere
>no car
fuck this game it fucking sucks if you don't live in a big city
>>344479535
It's already there.
Y'know I don't know why you had to be a psych to observe people and how they operate. I do it often, like... right now. Could have gotten a better degree desu.
>>344479413
>Girlfriend
>Talking to other people
>Friends
GET OUT
>>344476969
DALE
>>344479543
THE MUSLIMS!!!
>>344479837
RETARD you should have said okay and then annihilated his shit anyways
>>344477487
So fire types?
>>344479837
lmao
your wife's son must be proud of you.
>>344479835
What's stopping pedo's what from luring kids? Don't leave me in suspense.
>>344479875
I never said that's all I do with it, baka.
>didn't really want any of the starters
>decide to go walk
>a wild Pikachu appeared
Ngl, n2b
>>344479857
It really really really does.
>>344478801
Starters are always double XL
>>344479382
Yeah but the only way to get them is to transfer 10 pokemon then use an incense after walking 5km to find one
>>344476418
>LTE
>"""middle of nowhere"""
you know nothing
>>344479837
Take over it in front of their face you pussy. I took over a girl's gym in front of her face and laughed about it. She can't even beat my Hypno.
>>344479619
I'm not an imposter i'm really a cute redhead bottom
>>344476354
You literally have to play it in public, there's no choice
>>344479834
Only fat people describe them as mounds anonsan
>>344479453
Explanation for autist:
It's always socially acceptable to be into something that was popular when the current adult generation were kids, as long as it doesn't take a large amount of autistic knowledge or effort.
If you are not an autist everything is socially acceptable though, because non-autists can explain what we're doing without dropping our spaghetti, and generally look decent doing it instead of looking like a creepy neckbeard.
>>344479938
That's mean though.
>>344479974
Ha ha, I love this maymay! Nice, desu ne.
>>344480085
I don't believe you
>>344478582
Such is life in the Zone
>>344478894
>app gets people active and improves the health of the populace
>increases social interaction of the populace
>increases birth rates
Is there literally anything Nintendo can't do? They've improved the world with a single app.
Game's not available where I live.
How can I play this lads?
>>344479837
>not showing him who's the boss of this gym
I don't have the image of Billy Herington so I'll let this one off the hook anon
>>344479837
You hurt yourself and the guy. Competition breeds strength
>>344480115
You technically don't have to, but you're right. It's pretty much the only way to actually play. Plus it's the only way to actuallyhave fun.
>>344479194
in that case
LUBE UP THAT BUTT!
>>344480003
xl?
>>344472416
I bought some Nintendo stock prior to E3, because I thought Zelda might move the, up a bit. I thought playing the long game and hold on to them until the NX reveal would pay off, but Pokemon Go was a pleasant surprise. Makes me wish I had invested more!
>mfw spoofing my gps to random places and catching all sorts of rares
>>344480119
Then I've met a lot of transfats because that's a term that I've heard women use, regardless of size.
Anyone have the pic of the guy fuckin a girl in the ass while playing GO?
It's not out in my country yet but I think I'll actually use it for walks
Assuming my cheap ass phone will be able to manage it, that is
>>344479413
My friend and I walked around a local campus today and tried to take the several gyms there. We put some assistance pokemon into the one red gym and couldnt contest the others. All the people we ran into were yellow or blue, but a nice guy put a lure down when a lot of people were there.
There were a lot of cute college girls.
I know I'm gonna get bored of this in a week though. Since my neighborhood is just rattata, pidgey, and weedle, over and over again.
