Let's brainstorm and figure out a way to kill this bastard
>>344455551
Run into him
>>344455551
Why do we have to kill him?
>>344455709
Do you not see his angry eyebrows? He's a madman!
How do we kill
gaijan goomba
Maybe try to get into a pedro spot?
>>344455834
Nuke japan
>>344455551
Do a 60-hit combo or something.
why are you so quick to the trigger? Can't you just talk to him? I mean, he walking toward you. He may know something about where Peach is held
>>344455551
Which bastard?
>>344455551
try reasoning with him
he may cease his forward momentum!
Why kill him when you can charm him and use his abilities for your own purposes?
>>344455551
A) Sarcastic
B) You're a mushroom
>>344455551
You see the first brick? There is a shroom in it, basically you have to get a mushroom and then run right straight trough the owl.
I was stuck on it for a week, I cried and begged and even started cleaning my room until my wife finally gave up and bought me a guide.
I tell you, they do this kind of unintuitive shit just so people buy guides.
>>344456281
fuck off Jontron
Take him to a black lives matter protest in Texas.
>>344456262
C) HAET MUSHROOM
>>344455551
You need to craft a blunt damage potion first.
>>344455551
wait for the button prompt from the QTE
>>344455834
ignore it
>>344455551
You need to back and look for a stun gun, you use anything else its gonna be shroom paradox.
>>344455551
Does anyone how high your speech needs to be to successfully speech check past him?
>>344455551
Pay for the DLC
Nanomachines
>>344455551
Fucking SJW pushing their ideologies into muh vidya.
If you look at Mario not only he is mexican but also a jew, I mean mexican part is obvious since his skin color is #d79210 but the jew part is more subtle, just look at his nose, just fucking look at it.
I am not even mentioning the Goomba, he is darker than Mario (who is already mexican) so it obviously a dindu.
Not only that but he is in a shape of a dick because obviously all black need to have large dicks.
Its even named Goomba, just listend to the sound of itGOOMBAOomba Goomba where the white peaches at
Fucking cuck propaganda wherever I look.
>>344456602
Not high at all
MC is just fucking stunted when it comes to speech that it won't work
i have a wierd idea but i doubt you guys gonna like it and also afraid to say it how aboutjumping on him
plz no bully
>>344457352
This. Drop that fucking tumblr dream of game, OP. Fucking SJWs.
place a holp at his position then instant release a bobomb
>>344457669
If you kill him thenyou can't complete his quest later.
>>344457669
That's fucking stupid.
>>344456361
But the goomba is brown
>>344457669
If you kill your enemies, they win.
>>344455551
if you kill him you'll be just like him
>>344457669
Autism.
Beg for mercy OP, he'll help you defeat the final boss later.
>>344457960
Exactly, he will take every single goomba in a game and lead them to a BLM protest,in fucking TexasYou do know that means acrobatic action cinematic experience turns pretty much into dating sim but whatever
>>344455551
Kick him in the dick.
It'll offend him so much he'll die
Shoot him with your M4.
>>344455551
What's the lore on this guy anyway?
Also, is that Sigmario on the left?
I replayed this game like 68 times and every time my princess was in another castle.
Does it even have different endings like Mass Effect 3?
>>344458623
Do half an A press and a barrel roll
>>344455709
Phil Fish please go
>>344458949
An A press is an A press. You can't say it's just "half."
>>344455551
Well first, we need to learn about parallel universes
>>344459027
Fuck off, "Henry"
just let it kill you a few times until the instant-win item appears :^)
>kill him
>get the bad ending
This is fucking bullshit
>>344458278
i remember those threads on /v/
good times
>>344458913
>stomp
>stämp
>verb
>1. Tread heavily and noisily, typically in order to show anger.
I don't understand
>>344458913
>Pagina
>>344458278
>Mario smiles
Seriously tho, what kind of impression Mario makes?
I always thought he is smiling but would your really smile when dying?
That was a rhetoric question and no, you wouldnt be smiling unless you are in that old Simon & GARfunkel song.
You know it goes The dreams in which I am
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
>>344455551
Try jumping on him.
>>344458949
if there's 3 sections to an a press shouldn't it be a 2/3 a press?
Lol this is such a random thread!!!
>>344459340
He smiles to give the failure a goofy feel because its a childrens game.
>>344458913
okay, so now the question is, what is the stomp button?
>>344458913
>A mushroom who betrayed the Mushroom Kingdom
DEEPEST LORE
>>344459464
lol le upboat xD
:^)
>>344458913
Literally what was the point of "points"?
Just let yourself die to him enough times and the game will ask you if you need help with the level.
It's the only viable strategy at the moment, let's hope they patch this shit soon.
>>344458913
>Little Goomba
Where are the big Goombas then
>>344459772
People (autists) used to be into them for no reason back in the day, like achievements a few years back.
>>344459852
>Deepest lore
>>344459852
They are taking a well deserved vacation to Mexico because they are both mentally exhausted from having to deal with their autistic goomba son.
>>344455709
Toby Fox pls.
>>344457352
>Mario a jew
Lets also touch on the fact he collect coins.
Makes you sink hmmm.KOOOOJIIIIMMAAAAAA
