>be me
>questing in Skryim on XBOX 360
>in a particularly difficult cave
>"oh fuck there are vampires up ahead"
>"oh fuck, I really have to poop"
>decide to try and hold it
>start flexing buttocks to hold it in
>works for 3-4 minutes
>eventually shit myself, hard
I completely ruined a pair of basketball shorts, boxers and a gaming chair, some of the shit got on the floor too and I had to pick it up and feed it to the damn dog
Moral of the story, it's not worth it to shit yourself. It's a prettty big mess and you can always play games later.
ebin
>>344438068
>Skyrim on XBOX
>""""gaming"""" chair
deserved it tbqh
>gaming chair
Why call it this? Isn't every chair a gaming chair?
>>344438282
I guess I should have called it my preferred gaming seat.
>>344438068
My post number decides how many dicks OP shoves in his mouth a day
>Skyrim
>Xbox 360
>image.gif
>gaming chair
>basketball shorts
hmmmmm
>>344438068
But you can pause Skyrim at anytime, it's not on online match or anything.
You basically said to everyone in this thread that you're too autistic to know when to use the bathroom.
>>344438068
le epic pasta, my friend! Mind if I post it to le reddit?
>>344438482
true that!
>>344440093
>true that
You white asshole
>>344440537
you NIGGER