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Watching people play pokemon sounds like the dullest thing imaginable.
PICS OF THE ANNOUNCER PLS
next is pokemon blue, dumbfuck.
First for self destruct.
>>344436000
Reminder that TASbot shit is NOT and will NEVER be speedrunning and should not be allowed.
>>344436063
what's her name? i'll find her if i have a name
M
E
M
E
Anime casuals thinking they run anything
I just woke up, did i miss something since tranny pikmin?
what's the difference between like blue or red
i never played any pokemon game ever
>self destruct
>"can you recover from that?"
>a minute later
>"you actually want to die here"
>donate 50 bucks
>get comment rejected
This seriously pisses me off and makes me sad at the same time.
Do you think Plaid Girl has a twitter? Surely she has to be friends with one of the runners.
>>344436000
its like they are gambling for 2 hours
>>344436063
>>344436107
yellowkillerbee
>>344436063
https://twitter.com/yellowkillerbee?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
Lazy bastard.
>>344436157
same game but some of the pokemon you encounter are different
>>344435892
>>344436079
Pokemon Go is not a game.
what does /v/ think of real (not trans) women?
>>344436181
R U S E D
U
S
E
D
>>344436196
Chargeback the donation, donate again with a new message.
>>344436157
Some pokemon are exclusive to only red or blue, also some pokemon are more or less common
>>344436063
Don't worry. She's unfuckable.
>>344436192
I think that's a matter of opinion!
>>344436157
a few different exclusive pokemon
>>344436157
there's a couple pokemon you can't catch in one vs the other
the palate is different on GBC
think that's about it
post cute announcers ONLY!
>>344436142
Peaches
>>344436250
3DPD
Any jewish speedrunners?
so is this a glitchless speedrun or a """"""glitchless"""""" speedrun?
>accidentally click on the support 4chan link
moot come back
>>344436157
There are a couple Pokemon exclusive to each game.
nth for I went to bed after Speedy Negro MD, what'd I miss
>donating to charities without knowing where your money is actually going
Pic related.
>>344436250
ummm, are you allowed to post that on twitter?
>>344436250
I haven't talked to a (non-related) woman in my age range since I was like 14. I have no real opinion toward women, with that in mind. ''Women'' online are different from ones in person.
>>344436250
thats a weird angle for a dude to put his dick near her mouth
>>344436192
Nidoqueen
>>344436363
>Jews
>helping a charity
>>344436334
Shit i missed typing of the dead?
Man i have bad luck.
>>344436319
>>344436259
>>344436238
so basically gameplay and layout is exactly the same and it's just different pokemon?
>>344436332
There are no cute announcers
>>344436372
Glitchless.
>yfw only one game left and its also a race
>>344436332
Only qt is that blonde girl from esa.
Man, what a choke.
>>344436334
>Black guy laughing
Ummm, problematic much?
>>344431619
She's half Al-bhed, nigga. That's why she has heterochromia.
>Forgot Secret key
YOU FUCK
>>344436384
No you only get the guy who started pic related now.
>chokemaniac3
>>344436063
Anon, I hate to say this, but.... She's an ugly coalburner. You can't touch her, and believe me, you wouldn't want to.
>>344436332
Jinkies.
>>344436421
Yes.
In later installments like Ruby/Saphire there's also story/character differences
>>344436421
Not all the pokemon are different but yes
>>344436142
Aladdin was good.
Interesting tidbit, you can press B to say no.
>>344436401
good thing nobody here is donating.
>>344436247
It's a bit better a shitpost but you still gotta work on making it work. See in this case you gotta add more information to it for people to get mad at and try to counter argue.
WE NEED TO GO WIDER
>>344436421
yeah.
the rationale has been that it gets you out to meet and trade with friends and people
>>344436250
that's a small fucking dick
>>344436467
Did you miss the shit eating grin on the white guy next to him?
>>344436250
>women
>>344436641
Thats average size
>>344436569
I donated 1000 dollars just to say destroy this game, greetings from germany and save the frames! and that i'm watching with my wife's son and these games remind me of my childhood
>>344436479
>>344436250
Why do men cut their penises? Isn't that basically what a tranny does?
>>344436157
Almost nothing, it was just a scheme to get as much money as possible from dumb kids who wanted to have both games
>>344436250
Who is that?
>>344436000
nice trips OP
>>344436523
>she is a coalburner
So? If a girl was like "sorry, I won't date you because your ex is black" I'd be like what the fuck
You think having white dicks in her is any better? You sound like a cuckhold
>>344436603
it did work though, but only in school
>>344436641
I guess you would have a lot of knowledge regarding dick sizes. I'll defer to your judgment.
>>344436754
Literally me
>only $853k
Anyone got a video of fallout 3 with the twitch chat.
any other "cringy" streams i might have missed.
>>344436334
>black dude laughing
that is hilarious
>TAS (Tool Assisted Speedrun) block
>only one of the three "runs" is a speedrun
>glitchess Pokemon speedrun
For what fucking purpose
Just call it a Let's Play at that point.
>>344436747
>Why do men cut their penises
Anon, you seriously can't be this daft.
>>344436846
Im impressed they even reached the 800k mark.
>>344436846
I guarantee when they throw in the money from tshirts and stuff it will magically go to over 1m
The gym-battle theme from genwun is so good.
Has bonesaw been on the couch since his daxter run?
>>344436747
Most (like, over 99%) of men who are circumcised were circumcised as infants.
I like how after you beat Misty, you can tackle the gyms in any order you want. Wish they would do that more often in Pokemon.
>>344436846
>only
Biggest D's always come at the end newboi. 1 million is literally confirmed by now
>>344436914
We get it. You think every run is a Let's Play.
Fuck off already. This event isn't for you.
>>344436902
Because they're fun to watch faggot
>>344436747
All cutfags are half trannys.
>>344436852
No but I have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdXsTZY_R8s
>>344436650
>don't try arguing with the people that set up the arbitrary rules
>tfw I want to try running lost planet 2 but you need to do 4-player co-op to make it reasonable speed and no one plays it anymore
>>344436747
>Isn't that basically what a tranny does?
Eunuchs cut their dicks off, doesn't make them trannies m8
Are they only speedrunning Pokemon Red just to shill the nostaligafags playing Pokemon Go right now?
>"""""glitchless""""" runs
what the fuck is the point
>>344436986
why is he drinking piss
>>344436782
Of course if she had white dicks it wouldn't be great, but it would be better than solely black dick. She's a dirty racemixer, and you sound like a good goy faggot for defending her, white knight.
Here, have your
>tip
>>344436221
>women in charge of not aging like shit
>>344436986
>based bonesaw
>HAHA LE IRONIC WEEB MAN
>>344436747
it was probably good hygiene back in the days when people weren't bathing everyday
>>344436952
something like this always happens
>>344437015
>event is called game done quick
>run isn't quick
>'WAHH WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING'
I bet you liked the Trials run too.
>>344436401
MSF is a super high-rated charity, something like 85% actually goes to helping the sick niggers in africa, if you think that's a good cause then you can donate without worries
>>344437083
They just need to change the title of it from glitchless to ... anything that actually fits what it fucking is.
>>344437104
t. edgy mcedgelord
>>344436846
i wish pearman's hooketbot game would get made
>opens menu
>doesnt heal his pokemon
sweatingman.jpg
>>344437074
Considering that
>Pokemon is nearly always in this
>Pokemon was on the schedule before Go came out
>Pokemon Go was a surprise release
I'd say no
>tfw this started somewhat strong but now I'm bored as fuck
A pokemon run alright
>>344436196
Do a chargeback or file a PayPal dispute.
Say the description of the run was misleading and you're dissatisfied.
>>344437226
B A N N E D
reminder that gdq is a money laundering scheme
>>344437074
Just about every GDQ has some classic pokemon run component. So probably not.
>>344437086
>>344436523
>mixing of /pol/ muh racemixing and /a/ muh purity
is there a single non-2d girl that meets your standards?
Why are they using Nidokings? Horn drill with x accuracy or something?
>>344437217
A Pokemon run without Werster just isn't the same.
>>344437074
anyone playing pokemon meme on their shitphone needs to kill themselves
>>344437074
they run pokemon ever year nefag
I missed Diablo :(
>>344436747
I don't know, why do some men get vasectomies? That's mutilating your genitals too, you know.
Which speedrunner could you beat in a fight?
>>344436852
There's a link of it on reddit. It's on a really triggered post where all the faggots are defending the mass-suppression of Twitch chat. You'll know it when you see it. Also, the link includes chat.
This pokemon shit sucks. Should I watch the Pepsiman run again?
>>344437312
He can learn the best attacks
It's not speedrunning if you're cheating with glitches.
>>344437347
Well, the purpose of vasectomies is much more easily discernible than circumcision.
god tier recent runs
1. trauma center
2. typing of the dead
3. pikmin glitchless any%
4. mario maker
>>344437217
Isn't it shit until the rival fight because Alakazam and Snorlax can fuck them up?
>Glitchless
>>344437401
It should occupy you for the rest of this run. Go for it.
>>344437395
"""""Emily""""" Brooks
>>344437401
>Pepsiman
I missed that. Was it good?
>>344437395
Halfcoordinated
>>344437330
It was better than Bonesaw's run. He made fun of Knitler, screamed "fuck all trannies" and left in the middle of his run.
>>344437395
I could beat Emily Brooks man to man
>>344437306
>shittalking 2D girls
I want normies to leave
>>344436852
Tasmania Tiger and trials were the worst so far.
>>344437163
>only 85%
>>344437458
hey emily
>>344437458
>pikmin
nice try
What the fuck is this thing?
Found plaid girl hiding amongst the audience
>>344437395
All of them except fetishnigger and roidginger
>>344437486
It was glorious.
>>344437395
Caleb
>>344437515
>Miiaposting
I want snakefags to leave.
>>344437226
god bless his soul
>>344436747
Anon, you do know that people dont choose to get circumcised, right?
>>344437395
trihex
>>344437595
a fish
>>344437595
Looks like a seal to me.
>>344437595
Kirby
>Last game isnt FF6 w/ essentia
fuck this GDQ
>>344437595
borb
>>344437603
We shuld find her twitter and send the drawing
>>344437515
>shittalking 2D girls
I said that only 2d girls are pure, how is that shittalking?
>>344437582
>>344437585
it was good to see the support on the couch, and no doubt it was entertaining to see the twitch chat go literal bananas
>>344437330
it was a good run
>>344437603
Why is plaid girl bald?
>>344437515
>normies
You faggots don't even know who the Japanese literature nobel prizes are, stop pretending to be interested in Japanese culture if it starts and ends with 2d girls for you.
You're the normiest normie that has ever been a normie
But keep watching cartoons.
>>344436334
iceplug is based
>>344437726
Yeah no, fuck off Emily,
>good AI is a bad thing in Lance
wut, it's literally not, his Dragonites have agility and will use it against Nidoking, this guy sux
>>344437743
plaid girl is the only pure girl at the convention
we must protect her innocence
>speedrunning rpgs
takes autism to a new level which really says something
>>344437548
Most charities actually allocate around 20-25% to administrative expenses so that's pretty good
>>344437743
That's Plaid Cuck
>>344437306
>implying
Since when the fuck did I even mention anime, you dumbass retard. Don't project your shit on me.
Also, just 'cause I'm redpilled doesn't mean I'm from /pol/.
>>344437451
It's still no different than a circumcision in the end. Plus, most people are circumcised at birth, so it wasn't their choice that they were cut.
>>344437749
>stop pretending to be interested in Japanese culture
>wanting to fug 2d girls=being interested in jap culture
you must be retarded
What the fuck happened?
IT'S OGRE
>venusaur trying to poison oddish because of code monkeys
Kek
So why does red health save time?
>that AI
edobean when
>>344437845
have sex
>>344437793
>Frogposter thinks he can do better
Go on, make me laugh
>>344437226
>BULLET CLUB
what a mark, he probably can't even name all the members
>>344437919
hopefully never again
GEN 1 MASTER RACE
>>344437912
cause you don't have to hear the pokemon cry when you send it in a battle
>>344437458
>Pikmin
>35 Minutes over the world recorld
>Over the estimated
>Fucks up everywhere
>Fucks up in life
The chat reaction was nice atleast.
SILK SCREEN
>>344437828
you have the same ideas as both boards combined m8
maybe you should go watch anime it sounds like it would be right up your alley
>>344437931
>Having sex
>With someone 3D
What a turbo normie.
>>344437845
Fucking cartoon watching normie
All i want is internet friends to discuss Mishima with but every fucking weeb thinks Japan starts and ends with animation like you or the entirety of /a/
ODDISH IS DOING IT
>>344437458
typing of the dead is fucking hilarious
>>344437912
You don't have to wait during pokémon cries.
>>344437912
other sounds are skipped during the alarm sound
Are you ready for tonight?
>>344438035
it's too late for us iurop
>>344436192
are there any more trannies in the runs coming up?
we've had a good number of them already
>>344437990
huh. I have that shirt.
>>344437458
>pikmin
"No."
>>344437749
Holy shit, now that's a real weeaboo.
What a brutal way to go out
>>344437986
She did her best you shitlord.
>>344437793
Gyarados has hydro pump and is the first pokemon
>>344438070
autism
>>344438035
BORK LESNAR FIGHTS TONIGHT
I aint watching mario
>>344438070
>Knowledge = Autism
ODDISH LIVES MATTER
>>344436192
>taking the specifically designed furbait
why isn't that Venasaur attacking with anything else?
>>344437749
If they want to watch and like anime then just leave them be. Also, you don't have to know every Japanese person just to watch their cartoons. And it's not like people are hating on the things you like either.
>>344438004
go to /jp/ then
>>344438203
nips can't code
>>344437832
nigger that's like saying there's no difference between hacking your arm off because you feel like it and hacking it off because your hand is gangrenous
you can still get bitches pregnant with a cut dick, you only fire blanks if you get a vasectomy
>>344438035
>literally sleeping for every run I actually wanted to watch except for tasblock
he did it
>>344438203
because it thinks poison powder is super effective
>>344438149
Her best wasn't enough.
>this complete btfoification
it hurts
>>344438203
gen 1 is a flawless masterpiece
>>344438203
Gen 1
>>344437991
Once again
>projecting
Yeah, no thanks.
>enemies have infinite PP, leading to situations like this
>Genwunners will defend this
>>344438149
So did I spamming emoticons on twitch but hey I did better
shenanigans has the most awkward laugh ever
he's a cool dude, but his laugh man...
>>344438203
the game softlocked there or something like that
>>344438203
Because the AI thinks Oddish is weak to Poison so it tries to use its only poison type move even though said move doesn't do damage and Oddish isn't weak to poison because of its dual typing.
>>344437458
Pikmin wasn't any% though. Also it wasn't god-tier.
>>344437832
>It's still no different than a circumcision
are you dumb?
This is making me want to play the newer pokemon games.
Is X/Y any good?
>>344438149
At Least it wasn't on the day of his Tranniversary
>>344438149
>she
nice meme
>>344438392
they're all the same
Loving this letsplay
>>344438392
nope
>>344438392
Yes don't let Autists tell you otherwise
>>344438392
No, not even being edgy, it's not good.
why was werster banned from gdq?
>>344438315
>projecting
>literally the one who started this coalburning shit
>literally said that it was bad if the girl had sex before
>trying to deny those aren't /pol/ and /a/ shit
>>344438392
They're all the same shit
damn
>>344437504
lolwut
>>344438392
Black and White are miles better.
>>344438392
I liked it.
>>344438425
>him
nice intolerance
>>344438392
No, neither is ORAS. Get BW2 instead.
>>344438392
No, wait a few more months for SM.
>>344437986
Did the run really go that shit? I stuck around for a few minutes to watch the chat reactions and then went to watch the Jak and Daxter run
>>344438253
Based on what you said, then there is no problem getting a circumcision anyway. It's just getting your foreskin removed that's all. You're dick will still work too unlike a vasectomy (which there is nothing wrong with getting that either.)
>>344438392
>mega shit
literally no
You guys think I should pick up the Pepsiman shirt?
That run was fucking great.
>>344438453
>adult pokemon "master" calling other people autists
kek
>>344438392
The only thing I liked about it was the wide selection of wild pokémon from all gens.
>>344438392
bw2 is a little better, but if the new engine draws you in x/y is fine.
>>344438392
it's ok, there's some cool stuff in it. doesn't compare at all to the previos games, though. it's a lot like d/p in that way. sun/moon look way more interesting.
>>344436192
>>344438435
>I'll call every single run a let's play!
If you only did it once, people might take you seriously.
>>344438468
for being an idiot
Soon.
>>344438468
Stealing hotel keys. Saying "fucking niggers" was ok though.
>>344438373
What I mean is, either one, you are still getting something removed from your gentials.
>>344438542
I bought one
>>344437017
>Games Done QUICK
>>344438521
It was so bad that it was more interesting to see the chat spamming kill trannies for one hour and a half.
why are the colors inverted on the bottom left one?
>>344438392
Emerald is the best version
>>344438542
I got the Aria shirt. Looks pretty good.
>>344438035
scheduled to finish at 7:41 AM for UK
i napped between pikmen and typing of the dead tho so i'll prolly stay up, i've been howling at some of this drama last few days
>>344438523
there IS no problem with getting a circumcision. just like there is no problem getting your appendix taken out. the only problem is fucking up infants' dicks when there's literally nothing wrong with them just because you're religious
dundndnddududndnddnd
BANANANAA
is there more pokemon after this?
>>344436250
She ain't sucking shit.
She doesn't even have her mouth a bit open.
This is the most bullshit response when you say you're gonna do something but don't deliver.
All she is doing is lying on the floor with a dick by her mouth.
She said she was gonna suck but there is no sucking involved.
>>344438619
Why would she say such a thing about her trainer's mom?
>>344438790
I think they're doing backwards blue?
>>344438778
You lose sensitivity and some ways to fap.
Soon
>>344438675
fuck you
>>344438790
Yes
So what difference does having health low make? I missed the explanation earlier.
>>344438481
>never denied that it's /pol/ and /a/ shit
>denied that I was from either
Just because my views are similar, doesn't mean I belong there, nor that I'm going there.
Suck it up, sunshine. Just because you're triggered doesn't mean I'm gonna leave.
>>344438392
it's okay
>>344437395
Probably none of them, but I could beat any of those """girls""" in a trap-off
No werster = ResidentSleeper
I miss him, his runs were uncensored and awesome
fuck jewama
>>344438392
nope, unless you like really shallow pokemon games with no postgame, only intended to show off the pretty new 3d models (which look like shit)
Wait, is there seriously 50 minuets of set-up after this?
>>344438070
How's summer so far, newfriend?
>>344438875
removes the death cry in battles savin like 3s a kill
>>344438824
Down, Up+B, Left+A palettes so good
>>344438392
It's decent. Way too short. You're better off playing that than ORAS though.tfw can't fit in on /v/ because i fucking hated gen 5
>>344438824
Dio should just shout Right B instead of zawarudo
>>344438909
setup blocks = incentive run time
>>344438542
on one hand it's pepsiman
on the other hand it's a pepsi ad
>>344438875
The beeping from critical HP makes Pokemon cries almost instant.
they fucked up the second guys timer
>>344438909
also a 10 minutes setup for the setup? the shit?
>>344438542
Was thinking of this shirt. Dunno what game is on it though
>>344439110
Incentive got met, after this is Pokemon Blue Reverse Badge Order.
>>344439010
good taste
>>344438857
and you lose whatever the fucking appendix does when you remove it. the point is you can live without them
>I'll wait
>literally beating the whole game with a fucking nidoking
nice game pokecucks
>I ran simulations of the Agatha fight
Dude in a silk dress.
>>344439221
what a cunt
Does anyone know why these people stop the time at such odd points?
Why does pokemon end right after defeating gary when you still have a bunch of text to get through before the credits?
>>344439110
>>344438909
nah, there's backwards pokemon blue after this, setup blocks are usually there for the donation incentives
>>344439161
Castlevania aria of sorrow
>>344439161
looks like Soma Cruz from Castlevania Aria of Sorrow.
Hyed for 4 whole hours of FF?
>>344439251its when the IGT ends
>>344439227
>Nidocuck
>>344439251
Generally the timer stops when you don't have any input anymore.
lewd
>>344439227
you can beat almost any pokemon game with almost any single pokemon
>>344439215
Anon i will leave it in simple words for you.
Cutting your dick = nono.
>>344439251
Every game has their own 'end state' that is decided by the own community, usually the OGs who make up the rules in the first place
Also, isn't the TAS run just a video they play?
>>344439251
I guess because the actual act of it is considered trivial and/or there's stuff that happens which is out of the player's hand that could affect time.
WAAH
>>344438650
Yeah but one is for taking away pleasure, the other for taking away fertility. Two vastly different things. Also, one is visible, one isn't.
>>344438542
Where can I watch the retransmission? found nothing on yt or towtch
>>344439232
I literally do not understand why these people would upload this to the Internet.
>they didn't stop the time for Keizaron
kek
All this sexual tension from GunnerManiac and Keizaron
>>344439276
>>344439273
Thanks buds
>>344439424
Still has one input left.
>>344439191
>pokemon blue reverse badge order
oh baby
an actual genuinely interesting pokemon run in a gdq? unheard of
what did they say i wasn't paying attention
>this endless bullying
>>344439424
He wants to wait.
>>344439251
>gary
>>344439381
Yep.
Would you do that to me, anon?
>>344439424
Keizaron's not done
why did top right stop?
>>344439221
>>344439242
Yeah he didn't even get second so he's in no position to act like a twat
>"We'll press our A's together"
>>344439424
he didnt press a to end
>>344439381
It was last SGDQ I think ? And it was the worst TASBot block they ever did.
>>344439434
fujoshi detected
somebody help him, or else he might choke to death
>>344439376
there's a strong chance you would also say "puncturing and stretching your ear for no purpose = nono." I agree with you on both counts, but these are merely ouropinions, and shouldn't be forced on other people
>>344439398
That's just the specifics though. I wasn't talking about that.
>>344439251
that's when the in-game timer ends
What RPG should they run next GDQ?
my vote is for Parasite Eve, it's been a while since they ran it at a marathon
>>344439381
Don't they hook the console up to a fake controller?
HE FUCKED UP
>>344439486
They each just half press A
>>344439381
hopefully not, they usually have a R.O.B. programmed to make controller inputs
>as long as he doesn't get wing attack
kek
>>344437662
That was awful
>wing attack
HELP THIS MAN IS CHOKING
>>344439443
>buying gayman shirts without knowing the source material
>memegenerator
you deserve a fate worse than death,exile to reddit
why doesn't this guy just stop
It's kind of weird that people here complain about and anime and weebs yet they are playing video games that are mostly made in Japan. lol
is it ogre yet
>C H O K E
>H
>O
>K
>E
>>344439381
they have a ROB they gutted and filled with fancy computer shit that they plug directly into systems to do inputs.
But considering it's a TAS it might as well be a video.
>>344439674
Shut up weeb.
>>344439658
SHENANIGANS IS JUST LAUGHING
SOMEBODY SAVE HIM
Why did the guy at the top-right stopped playing?
>failed Stun Spore
Did this run just turn fun?
>Oddish fucking CHOKED
>pressing each others controller
L-LEWD!
lewd
RIP in peace
fucking degenerates
>>344439798
He's waiting to be 1 second faster than the complete failure.
Is there really a 50 minute setup after this?
>>344439750
Make me, normie.
HE BUMPED THE CART KEK
AFTER ALL THAT
>2:05:17
>press over cart to end game faster
>"""""""""GLITCHLESS"""""""""
>tfw no qt boyfriend to press controllers with
Which one of these cuties would you?
>>344439915
ODDISH IS
C U T E
U
T
E
C U T E
U
T
E
>they pressed each other's buttons
o-oh my
>press each other's buttons at the same time
>gunner won by a millisecond
>>344439850
who is this cum chum?
that was gay
>he bumps his own cartridge
ANDY 2.0 ANDY 2.0 ANDY 2.0
Tas takes a year to set up.
lewd!
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
>>344439674
Such an outstanding insight. Thank you, anonymous
Just fuck eachother already
>>344439945
the fatty in the chair cause im not a faggot
Finally TASbot
>wow that's really weird
why are women so unfunny?
That was the gayest non gay thing I've ever witnessed
>>344439945
the girl in the middle
>>344440009
Not yet
>>344439945
THe one showing off feet
>he bumped his cart
RESET
>>344440009
nope, 50 more minutes of pokemon first bud
>>344440002
You're welcome, Reddit poster.
I don't know what all you fags were talking about.
I thought that race was pretty fun.
>>344439945
Middle
>>344439945
Left is the only one with a vagina.
>>344439945
The couch
>>344439945
Whichever one is female, if any.
>>344440043
> the girl
annon
Anyone here have a good time code for when the pikmin run starts going shit? I didn't see the run but I want to see the fuck ups
>>344439945
>yfw everyone fucks during SGDQ like the olympics
2hou finds a way
>>344440027
the gdqs tend to have a few of them
Find a flaw.
>>344439945
Middle, but left for one-night stand.
i just wanna watch the TAS block
>>344440118
the fat one
other 2 are trannies with deep voices
>BIG D
UMMMM
>>344439967
its just because the tech guy couldnt press two buttons at once
>>344439945
fuck this event
>>344440147
Literally the whole thing is shit.
>wow sgdq, keep it up, proud of you
Serious question, how many actual female runners were there?
>>344440179
it's the garbage gba version with the messed up pallettes and sound?
>>344440179
I literally can't.
>>344440049
You can't confine me, bro.
>>344439945
fatty because i'm not A FUCKING FAGGOT
>>344439945
The one in the middle
>>344440254
Edobean and KillerYellowBee are genuine girls
>>344439473
>implying it's not
>>344440254
"""2"""
>>344439915
5 cute facts about Oddish!
1. Oddish is a grass type!
2. It's cute!
3. I love it!
4. Stun Spore!
wow that oddish was cute but why doesn't have a nose it's incredible
>>344440254
At least one denied one.
>>344440254
to my knowledge there has only been one female runner (yellowkillerbee), but many have been on the couch.
last year there was more.
THE DAB GOD
>>344440228
BAN THIS MAN FOR THESE OFFENSIVE EMOTES (that we created).
>>344440186
you mean TA"""""""S""""""" block
>>344440231
I guess you don't have a more specific time than that? Alright I'll just skip to the last segments
>>344440179
it's the GBA version and not a patched rpgone snes rom
dat dab
>>344440254
There were like 2 actual women doing runs.
>>344440323
You did not list the fifth one~!
>>344440316
There's also some fat bitch who runs RPGs.
>>344440228
top kek
So why was being in red bar important? I missed that part.
>>344439915
REAL HUMAN BEAN
F
>>344439945
The chair, the Sofa and the floor in that order.
I would never fuck a tranny.
But i would fuck a boy, trap or a girl.
>>344440254
Edobean and that blonde donald duck game gal, so 2.
Edobean coulda just not showed up and saved us 4 minutes
>>344440395
no one cares about your shitty original music
>>344440056
Wow repeating digits, very cool
Is Edobean considered white?
>>344440440
skips/speeds up cries and animations
>TAS segment
Best part of GDQ coming up.
>>344439920
That doesn't entirely makes sense to me, but alright.
Time for the VCR exhibition
>>344440440
You can keep pushing buttons while the jingles are playing. It saves a lot of time when you use rare candies.
>speedrunning pokemon is literally doing the same strat over and over again and praying for good rng
nice
game
play
>>344439945
>>344440287
>>344440110
how do you know thats a girl?
>>344439945
i thought right was kinda cute
>>344440493
>/v/ wants to fuck """""""""""""this"""""""""""""
holy kek
>>344440508
didn't they just play videos of tas last year
>>344440508
More like most meme spammed. TAS is dead.
>autobanned for emojis
smdh
>>344440387
Nothing noteworthy happens, it's just the runner constantly fucking up and being boring as shit. It's a trainwreck, but not a fun one to watch like that Crash run at AGDQ or Caveman v Chibi.
>>344440493
what do you think the bean in her name signifies?
>>344440254
>implying wearing a skirt doesn't make you an actual girl
please take your toxic opinions out of here
>>344440562
Except it makes the fun more exciting.
>>344440593
I mean girls who play games are R A R E, you gotta take what you're given anon
>>344440074
FUCK
>>344440607
That's pretty racist and oppressive; emojis are a staple of the colored community. We should do something about this.
>>344440323
Is this one a /jp/ thing too?
>>344440632
Aw, okay then fair enough
>>344440479
w e w
im literally speechless, nice post-ironic shitposting buddy
I still don't understand this tasbot shit. They're just programming a computer to run though a game perfectly?
>>344439945
did anyone ever find out the name of left?
>3 good games left and then its all over till AGDQ
why cant there be an even in the fall or something?
why are there so many transexuals in the speedrunning community.
>>344440626
>22-year-old staffing consultant who gets $56k
I think this random civilian generator was a bit too random
Also he's black, makes it even less believable
>>344440405
>those legs
Stop it anon. Please stop. I don't want to descend further into this madness.
>45 minutes
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>344440440
speeds up animation fro earthquake, skip the pokemon cries and jingles.
>>344440739
Pretty much. TAS runs are cool when you just wanna see shit break and go fast.
>>344440803
E S A
S
A
fucking scrubs man
>>344440693
Why not just fuck a girl who doesn't play games?
>You need to watch tasbot guise, so here's 45 minutes of pokemon
>>344440739
yes
it's absurdly hard though. they optimize it as perfect as they can. it's a completely different skillset, but still fun to watch.
>>344440818
he was a real go getter
>>344440739
It's a robot playing on real hardware
>>344440859
esa?
>>344440803
ESA later this month, anon.
>>344440715
Nah, more like a /vp/ thing, brah.
oh fuck this I thought we were done with pokemon
>a cool run category
Thank god it's not another """""""""""""""""glitchless"""""""""""""""""
why is there a 12 year old kid
oh shit shenanigans is there
another one?
what the fuck
>>344440179
Searching for Friends GBA sound > SNES sound
Victory Fanfare GBA sound > SNES sound
Devil's Lab GBA sound = SNES sound
most others are worse than SNES though
>1 week long event
>Havent broke in the million mark
It is a FAILURE, GDQ is DEAD
>tasbot plays mario land
>screen goes black
>"just wait a second guys"
>pulls up this thread autoupdating in the game so everyone can have a hearty chuckle at us doubting them.
>>344440917
European Speedster Assembly
http://www.europeanspeedsterassembly.com/schedule
>>344440943
pokemon never ends
>POKEMON BLUE
fuck me dude
>>344440739
yeah, some TAS are really insane in the way that they can fuck the game up
>>344440493
>>344440887
Edo looks like a 40 year old spic maid
more fucking pokemon? damn i wanted tasbot
>Are you a boy or girl?
TRIGGERED
reverse badge order is actually kinda cool
>>344440887
>>344440917
http://www.europeanspeedsterassembly.com/schedule
it's usually far better than gdq nowadays
MEME CATEGORIES
>>344441023
>http://www.europeanspeedsterassembly.com/schedule
>euros
>>344440739
That's what usual TAS runs are, the GDQ TASbot block is usually more about finding ways to break the game over your knee and remolding it into something crazy.
>memes xD
this run is already ruined
>game assumes that everyone is male
TRIGGER TROGGER
>>344440739
The computer reproduces a recorded sequence of actions, made frame-by-frame by the runner himself
>rival named RRG
>unoffical meme categories
>>344441054
If it's good enough for Arnold, it's good enough for me.
>>344441023
since i have no idea about EU runners, what are some runs i shouldnt miss?
>SPIRIT OF ODDISH BECOMING A GOD
>hating on bulbasaur
>>344441185
>Hoying intensifies
The only thing worse than trannies and "memes" are people shouting "hoype"
>>344441195
I just want to stuff my cock in her mouth
>ODDISH READY TO CARRY ONCE MORE
>>344441341
fuck off newfag
>>344440715
I think the Lucina cuteposter was the one to do it first, or it might have been /a/ with Maki
>>344441220
If he doesn't choke, the Half-Life run should be cool. Same for F-Zero GX
>>344441490
I don't remember the exact order of events, but I know I saw it with that rosalina image a lot
>>344441341
WAHHHH
>>344441046
does she do anal?
Nice, RNG rolls, my favourite part of a speedrun
>>344441693
hopefully
>>344441078
t h i c c
what a great time to masturmicate
What the fuck did he just say
>>344439968
Don't know the name but she's from Amenobashi.
>>344440493
No, brown but not black.
>>344439674
It's kind of weird that braindead weebs think Japan is only anime and vidya but they call others plebs or normies when they themselves consume bottom-tier entertainment and even rate it.
You're like hobos curating a museum of porn posters salvaged from the garbage, full of piss and shit, stop acting high and mighty.
>>344438507
>intolerance
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