>those forums that email you on your birthday
>join Cossacks 3 forum in anticipation for the game
>get a message on my birthday in Russian saying the Cossacks community wishes me a happy birthday
>>344374241
Happy Birthday, Anon.
that's a big hat
>>344374241
>Played Animal Crossing last year
>The nice and happy birthday suddenly
>Only time I heard those words all day>Didn't even remember it was my birthday either
That really hits hard
>Gran Turismo 6 gifting you a car from your year on your birthday
>tfw it's a shitty economical jap 1988 car every year
>get an email from an old forum saying I've been registered for 10 years
>Check out the old boards
>It's completely dead
>>344375776
>fiat
>jap
>signed up to suicideforum.com a long time ago because you couldn't read threads without making an account
>start reading threads, have the most depressing weekend of my entire life
>everyone on said forum is 100% suicidal and in so much pain
>they can't even talk straight, they only want other people to know they are in pain but can't express it to their friends so they do it to strangers
>they used to email me on my birthday every year and remind me of what I read there
The site seems to have gone through some redesign or something because my account no longer exists and they haven't emailed me in a few years, but if you would like to ruin your night I suggest you register and read some stuff
Also, as garbage as reddit is, they have some of the best communities of people who just want to fucking end it all
>cutters
>asking "how do you know when your blade is getting dull?"
>>344374241
>put Jan 1st 1900 to all unnecesary dates
>get a shitton of emails on New Years saying "Happy 116th birthday"
>>344376503
Why would any sane person read this shit?
>>344376897
kek
>>344376197
it was an example of a birthday car on gt6 found on google, also it's from 1990
>bought a new car
>get a free "the works" detail every year if i take the car to the dealer on my birthday while it's financed
It's a nice way to prepare for the day where I go out, buy a bunch of malt liquor, go home, order some pizza, and sit on the couch in the nude watching my favorite childhood shows.
Thanks, Ford! It's the little things.
>HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CONGRATULATIONS
>HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WITH SALUTATIONS
>those forums that don't require to confirm the email address when you make an account
