You are now dating the last female video game character from the last game you played and you have to introduce her to your parents.
How fucked are you?
Aside from the short skirt, I think I'm good.
Not at all.
ruh roh
My dad would high five me for getting a foreign cutie, my mom would question her clothing and profession.
Honestly think my parents would like her.
They'd have some concerns.
>date
>female
>parents
>>344363318
There's not enough Selphie porn in my life.
>>344362941
Well they already know I'm an edgy pedophile
So it'll just be business as usual.
Left 4 dead 2
im fine nigga
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SPcihVr.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
Could be worse, I guess.
In this case, I don't care what my parents think. Not even worried when dad makes a play, she can handle it.
>underage
>kinda lewd outfit
Other than that, I think I'm good to go with such a cutie.
>>344362941
>dating
>female
but lightning isnt my waifu ;_;
My mother would love her.
My father would high-five me and also love her.
I'll be fine.
FUBAR
At least I'd be able to make a decentbanejoke
>Shion from Xenosaga
I haven't gotten far enough to tell whether she's good or not.
>>344362941
Olivia from DOOM.
Oh god... disgusting...
>Metroid: Zero Mission
AW YEAH
They would be questioning why I'm dating a girl that looks like my little sister.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!
>>344362941
I'm more worried about my parents getting killed by cultists if they make a faux pas
>Half Life
Should go well.
If porn "games" count, Liru.
They'd probably be really happy I found someone, though would question if she's a prostitute.
If not, Animal Crossing.
I mean....I'd probably get sent away for wanting to fuck a cat.
>>344365463
I'm sure your dad would understand. Mom would be harder to convince.
>>344365564
They wouldn't question why she has a tail and ears?
My parents are cool with interracial dating and they raised me not to kill spiders. I'm good.
Wouldn't even be the most goth girl they've seen me with.
>>344362941
I'm... d-dating?
>>344365861
Forgot that.
Guess I'm just an animal fucker.
This is D.Va. Her APM is even better than mine!
>>344365890
and she's kind to her pet, which my parents really respect.
>>344362941
>Ope thread got pinged not even 20 mins ago by a jani
>decides to post another one instead
Didn't learn the first time round huh?
>my au ra character in FFXIV
Aside from the whole "probably getting kidnapped by the FBI" I'm all for it.
She seems nice enough, and outside of the whole talk about summoning fairies to heal you with her mind, it should go down fine.
"My Girlfriend Is A Lesbian Bartender!?!"
My folks will like her I'm sure. But, gonna have to hide the wings at least.
>>344362941
>dating
>females
>parents
hahahahahahahahah
>>344362941
Like, the last female MC, or the last female I spoke to in the last game?
These are two very different answers.
>>344362941
She's rich.
>>344362941
As long as she doesn't get one of them possessed by a Galactic Nova i'm fine.
![2000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qhwrBcX.jpg "2000[1].jpg")
Parents would be happy. Age difference would be kinda weird though.
Thanks for my Hunger games roster :^)
I guess they would be shocked I'm a lesbian. And why she has horns.
>>344366241
What game is this? Looks interesting.
>>344362941
>Zarya
I don't think my parents would mind, actually.
>>344366542
http://waifubartending.com/
VA-11 HALL-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action
It's more of a VN than I thought it would be.
>>344362941
I'm fucking golden.
Fucking score.
>The redhead tomboy from Technomancer who curses like a sailor
>>344365071
Shion a shit who will cheat on you with masked men.
I'm very fucked. But it's a good fucked.
>>344366241
>>344366673
Is she lesbian? She's had boyfriends, she could be bisexual.
>>344362941
I'm okay with this, but she's a bit young...
>CSGO
>No female characters
What do I do?
>>344367125
>bisexual
There are no hetero or bisexuals that post on DANGER/U/
>>344367557
play better vidya
Yennifer of Vengerberg.
I feel like it'd go about as well as it goes for Geralt. Everyone would give me shit about the relationship but I'd be happy with her in the end
Pharah? I've never been more happy.
>>344366430
>she weights more than the french fag
stronk germany waifu
>>344362941
>you are now replying to the same fucking thread made in the last 12 hours
>diana
could be worse
>>344366241
Your girlfriend is a smoker.
Laura Croft from TROTTR shiiiiiet I'm feeling good
>>344362941
>Erina from Rabi Ribi
As long as she puts some clothes on it should go fine. She's a nice bunny.
>tfw she'll die at the ripe age of 12
>The Strap from furi
oh fucking christ
>>344362941
It is my fucking Draenei Paladin
>>344367879
What do you want a fucking medal or something for this shit, faggot?
Hello Mom and Dad, this is Scott, President of Domino's Pizaa. Have you heard of Hatsune Miku?
>>344367897
I'll work her over to vaping soon enough
>>344368006
not a character
who was the last NPC you spoke to ingame
>tfw can't remember the last female character I played
>Pearl Fey
>Child version
how do i make my parents not think im a pedo
>tfw can't remember the last male character I played
Rena from Star Ocean 2
I think they'd be concerned I was dating someone 8 years my junior. But hey they could probably roll with it after a year once she turns 18.
fucked
![alette[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2KAoJzv.png "alette[1].png")
not bad i guess
Valkyrie!
>>344362941
Trip from enslaved
It would work
>>344368393
>boonga tats
hmmm
>>344368254
Maybe you could say that your just baby sitting her or something.
>Amanda Holliday
Not fucked at all. She's smart, good with tools, and thanks to the sacrifices her mom made, family is very important to her.
>>344368586
hahah yeah "baby sitting"
>>344368123
let us know what it's like dating a faggot
>>344368254
Get her to channel Mia before she meets them
Ah, shit. This seems like a difficult situation.
I'm fine with this.
>>344368156
I dunno, but this is where I logged in. Which is about the same situation
She's successful, is excessively happy at all times, clearly is very smart, and would probably be incredibly loyal in a relationship. I'd desperately try to keep her away from my mother after introductions. Still not too fucked. And she's not even my waifu.
If I can get her to transform I'm goldenI like her human form more tho
>Pharah
She's a bit intense, but I like that. Parents are both ex-military and might end up liking her more than me.
True wife material.
I think I'm Ok
>My gnome warrior from WoW
my sister already thinks I'm a pedo this ain't gonna help
>>344368665
I can tell you right now, it's an uphill battle with cherry pie waiting at the summit
well they'd probably be happy I'm not lonely
>>344369090
fuck you buddy we're gonna have a problem here >>344367892
>>344369227
>Gnome Warrior
Lets get together and fuck
>>344362941
My parents are dead
>>344369263
i feel like there's some kind of euphemism here that i'm too high to grasp
>>344369320
Fucking loved that 4Koma series. The one for Fates is good too.
>>344369349
THAT CHEATING WHORE
It might work outprobably not
![M26_Pershing_tank_at_USS_Alabama[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/feDG646.jpg "M26_Pershing_tank_at_USS_Alabama[1].jpg")
she's a big girl and it might get awkward
![mybigportrait[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2ekPIjX.jpg "mybigportrait[1].jpg")
Dude I'm dating fucking Mayrio.
I was playing SS with her in the middle.
They would be fine with it, no problems here.
>>344369072
Patrician taste fampai, also my last played.
>successful job
>loyal
>big tits
Only problem is they might mistake her for a guy so I'll just have her dress more feminine
How lucky am i?
>first Reisen pic in folder search
Alright.
I like Scarlet Weather Rhapsody.
>qt Chinese scientist that loves the winter time
Cool.
I like her, I wouldn't mind dating a milf
>>344369458
It's gonna be hard to convince her to love me, but she'll want to fuck me one day
My mom is dead and my dad isnt real. im fairly certain even Mercy cant bring them back.
Shantae.
Not fucked at all, they adore her.
Everyone adores her
She's delightful
>>344370061
>my dad isnt real
Hi Tyrone
![Rabi-Ribi_03[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2GEVyMS.jpg "Rabi-Ribi_03[1].png")
Please tell me I get innocent bunny instead of le permanently concerned fairy.
>>344369549
>shut in
>likes to sleep
we share interests
How do I explain to my parents that I am dating a terrorist?
Well... They'll be surprised for the green hair, but they'll love her,
>semi rich surfer mercenary chick with lightning powers
>and tentacles
There would be questions.
Well, that would be awkward...
>>344369380
anytime babe
>Get a hot goddess girlfriend
>Cursed to die in like 18 months
>>344370123
Bunnies don't live very long anon.
Will they like her /v/?
>>344362941
>Zero from Drakengard 3
Very fuckedliterally and figuratively
I don't talk to my mom anymore, my dad is a total bro and would, tastefully, applaud me on a fine catch. My little bro would lose his shit in jealousy/pride, and my stepmom doesn't really care about me or what I do in any meaningful capacity.
Everything turns out ok.
>>344370473
Babies only take 9 months. You're fine.
She's pretty upbeatbefore she turns into an autistso my mother would like her.
Sweet. Not too bad, and she's got a smart mouth. I like it.
Shit
>>344371041
I want you to clean up. Back and front.
>>344371715
>I don't talk to my mom anymore
Reach out, give it a shot. If she's as bad as always cut ties for good. But always try to make the effort. Parents get a shitty rap.
Wonder about the white hair and the fact I'm dating a white(?) girl when my family is Asian and racist as fuck.
Its all good though, I love Sakuya.
>>344372190
>game
>>344372431
>Sayaka
>White
nigga touhous are asian
Does secondlife count? Cause i think it would be pretty hard to explain why she is concealed completely in latex with only her cunt exposed or further more why she is a male in a female avatar
How fucked am I?
>>344362941
>plain doll
This can be both good and bad
>World of Tanks
>SU-85
Pretty fucked.
Neither of us speak Russian.
<spoiler>Quiet. </spoiler>Going to be hard to introduce a girl who can't speak, although that could work for me.
>>344362941
no regrets
>>344372681
> <spoiler>
You done fucked up.
>>344372225
I have no idea why I laughed at this so hard but I did.
>>344370640
8-12 years is long enough.
>>344362941
>Max from Life is Strange
I am entirely OK with this.Also I just started playing it yesterday and I'm only partway through episode 2. So far I have no fucking idea why people told me Chloe was a likable character.
>aigis
aside from the robot thing not fucked at all
>>344372681STANDING
>>344372505
I dunno man, despite her Japanese name, she seems white.
>>344362941
No prob senpai.
>>344372351
Nice... thought? But you don't know why I don't talk to her anymore.
>Parents get a shitty rap
Most of them do a shitty job; the overwhelming majority of people who have children have no business doing so.
Not bad. But my parents will have absolutely no idea what she's saying.
My parents are happy I'm not gay and are pleased I'm dating a cute foreign girl.
>>344371715
At work so can't post an image but for me it's Anne from the same game, best girls between the two of them.
No one would care my dad might as why green hair.
Too bad she can't tag alone for those annoying controlling jeep rides, I think she would enjoy a tumble or two.
Well considering the last female character I used was a vampire hero in Tw:WARHAMMER I would say we're all fucked
<color=green>>that face when you don't have a vidya girlfriend</color>
>>344362941
Too bad she's dead. Kratos is such a douche.
>>344369934
But it's summer
>>344372505
I'm pretty sure a few are considered white
Remilia and them moved their entire fucking house from europeWould you think Alice is white too?
>>344374472
Forgot pic.
I'm okay with this, unless you meant what you played as then a fem Toreador.
>>344374393
> That's not a proper greentext son.
>dumb bitch from Vindictus with all body sliders set as high as they could go
Maybe they'd be happy with her appetite, I've always been a picky eater
Aside the fact she's 16, they would love her.
>Wow, anon, your gf is xbawks hueg!
>Y-Yeah
Otherwise they'd like her. She's upstanding, she's noble, she's British as hell. That's basically 10/10.
>>344364142
Full release when?Or at least a new demo
>>344375008
Lucky you.
>>344374781
Her face always gets me
She wants sucky sucky
>>344370326
>Current year
>Still playing awesomenauts
I wish the game wasn't dead
>some kinda nukige
Honestly I bring her in wearing her slave collar/leash and tail butt-plug and introduce her as my new pet and future wife
Then I reach down and put the ring on her finger.
My parents would be pissed but fuck if I'm not going to humiliate my future wife around my parents. They can all deal with it.
They would laugh at me for not getting a real girl and I would probably get circumcised in her metal vagina.
She doesn't even have a lewd AI.
Feels bad
>>344362941
>a mute chick in a scimpy outfit
>my dads died in 2014 but would laughed his ass off that i actually scored a hot GF
>mum would be a bit hesitant but prob just think its a phase, like everything i do
ehh im ok with this, aslong as she never speaks in bed eitheri kinda like the rapey vibe of silent girls
>>344374393
this can't be real
I wouldn't even get a chance to introduce her as either Oswald or Onyx would murder me outright
>>344372681
She only can't speak American
If you're from anywhere else, she can talk
Especially if you're a Russian subhuman.
If I get to marry her then I'm rich.
>>344362941
Lara croft. Think I'm chillin
There is no need to explain anything, I must merely execute orders
>>344374393
{spoiler text}Kill yourself{spoiler text}
<color=green>>the actual face when you might be bearing witness to a new meme
Cute Japanese Idol Girl.
Man I've got it good.
>>344374393
This is my favorite post this week.
>>344362941
Dear Diary: Jackpot!
>>344374393
>>344375962
I grow prouder of funposters every day.
Im Fucked
>>344372581
Well, she doesn't come with subtitles.
>>344374393
is this the start of a dank new meme?
This one. Not fucked at all I think.
>>344376184She looks cross eyed
>>344362941
>D.va
My parents would be proud of me for finding a girl who shares my interests (video games). They would also be glad I nabbed such a Qt.
I think considering the relationship with D.va would be more interesting desu.
>>344376015
Idols can't have boyfriends though
Eh you know my mom would probably say the same thing since she thinks I'm gay.
>>344376129
At the end of the day its all about the (You)s anon. A man with enough (You)s under his belt can change the course of history.
>D.va
This will be very annoying but otherwise I can't complain
>>344362941
The Administrator from TF2. My parents would probably be worried about me dating someone that old.
>>344376641
My only problem with D.va is she seems pretty try hard and gets frustrated easily.
I think I'm alright. Although the age difference would be odd.
>>344376397
Also there isn't nearly enough Rogue Galaxy porn
>alia from MMX
i don't know how to tell my parents im dating a robit
>>344362941
>You are now dating the last female video game character from the last game you played and you have to introduce her to your parents.
>How fucked are you?
Fairly, since I'm gay
Tsubasa is a nice girl.
She's a ninja.
>>344362941
That Boudica bitch from Ryse Son of Rome
...could do worse, I guess. I've definitely had worse
>>344377284
Even the biggest faggot can make an exception for a worthy girl
>>344377284
cool, nobody asked.. go be a degenerate somewhere else
>>344377543
Probably. I can't think of any vidya girls off the top of my head I'd like though.My waifu/husbando has no canon gender though, so you could just use that.
>>344377630
>how to spot a closet homo
>>344364249
You must have some awesome parents to be fine with that
>>344377710
You should have posted it,not like anyone would have known if you were honest or notAnd I want to know your tastes
My girlfriend is a shapeshifting demon.
I guess this is okay.
>>344376340
>new
>suddenly a lesbian
>dating a doctor
>she's twice my age
Semi-fucked?
well im fucked
>>344377927
>>344378406
>Best mom
>Best girl
>Necromancer technology
>Can heal your wounds
>You get to play doctor
I'd say you're fine.
>>344378654
Aren't they like ten though?
>>344362941
All good
>>344378654
Strangely enough this is exactly what I expectedI don't get the appeal
>>344378406
L O N D O N
>>344378914
They're the ghost of a ten year old, but yea.
>>344379035
I mostly want to do non-sexual things with them,like serve them. I have a very intense submission complex and how they seem to affect Frisk is something I'm really into.
Not sure how this will go.
JACK FUCKING POT
>>344379132
>Dating a mirage
>Stick a toothpick in her and she disappears
Ayyyy
>>344362941
maybe they'll think she's cute? i'd have a lot of explaining to do
>>344379120
Reasonable enoughYou can serve me any day
>>344362941
>Incredibly THICC Dunmer girl I edited with BodySlide
It's gonna be odd as hell, but that ass is mine.
>>344362941
I think it may actually be Marge Simpson. Road Rage is super good.
>>344362941
Never would I ever date a red nigger, much less bring one home to meet the family.
An attractive native american female is literally an oxymoron.
>>344362941
I imagine the main problem would be the age difference.
>Stellaris
>using the Cat People Dimorphism mod
I guess the big shock is that I made first contact with ayys.
>>344362941
>>>/tv/71787584 #
>>344368393
>Female Navy SEAL
Pffft HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Fucking christ game devs are delusional.
![trillion-god-of-destruction-overlord-mammon[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YA1jo2v.jpg "trillion-god-of-destruction-overlord-mammon[1].jpg")
I guess she could wear a hat or something to cover the horns.
>>344380112
That mod makes them look like generic furries
>>344362941
what does magic the gathering via tabletop simulator mean
>>344362941
Personally feel that I hit the jackpot.
Parents might not like the mouth Yen has on her but other than that everything should be fine.
>>344379712
Prey?
>>344380159
Is this a new meme?
>>344369424
Batman pls leave.
Life couldn't get better.
![22996[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u1JZ0qJ.jpg "22996[1].jpg")
>>344362941
uh....................
>>344380327
Yes.
>>344372925
>is okay with sjw millennial meme slut
You disgust me. The fact that you've even actively played this is shameful.
I don't like it.
>PMD: Blue Rescue Team
I am the slippery slope of degeneracy..
>>344380275
They look like those big fluffy cats in the original.
In the mod they look more "furry" like I guess
>educated, has some superpower shit
>is (partly) a scientist so we can get along, if i can put my /sci/ autism behind me
>is a lawyer, and kinda well dressed
easy
