Wednesday's launch of Pokemon GO in the United States has seen the title shoot up to become the No. 1 free app in Apple Inc's U.S. iTunes store. It was also launched in Australia and New Zealand this week and is expected to be rolled out in Japan soon.
Many reviewers said they were keen on the game although they hoped that technical glitches would soon be resolved. Shares in Nintendo jumped 10 percent to their highest level in more than two months with the stock the most heavily traded by value on Tokyo's main board and giving the firm a market value of about $23 billion.
"The company has huge intangible assets like characters but it hasn't been trying to use them seriously. But the success of its Pokemon GO shows the company has got great content," said a fund manager at a UK asset management firm in Tokyo.
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Are we finally witnessing the end of dedicated gaming handhelds?
Goodbye quality video games
>#1 free game
wow they lost money and got nothing in return but virtual memebucks
>>344302360
Cash shop, you inbred manchild
Way more profitable than handheld games
Casuals ruin everything.
Don't worry, they're still doomed.
>>344302676
nobody needs the cash shop in that game.
>>344302751
The game is great, you friendless smelly virgin
Gym battles are actually a challenge for the first time ever, Pokemon is actually hard
>tfw servers crashed again
It's kind of insane how garbage this game is. They made a pokemon game in the most half assed way possible, which is saying something.
>>344303053
It's #1 top grossing in the app store. Mind you this is a game where the severs go down every 20 minutes.
>>344303053
But its there, which means autists like the guy who took all the gyms near me can spend 60 bucks to make his pokemon unstoppable fuck machines
>>344303160
You literally tap the screen as fast as you can in gym battles
>>344303160
Except the game is terrible, gym battles are easy as shit and have no depth fuck for brains.
>>344298949
Well they need to put more behind fixing their damn map locations and stop riding ingress dick.
>inb4 where is da map anon
>>344302298
Everyone mind you the game build is 0.29 it's not even 1.0 yet. I guess there will be major changes until then. No idea why they released it in the current state though
I have captured around 26 magmars and they are not stopping plz someone send help
So it doesnt matter in what order you power up or evolve right
>Game is released with constantly crashing servers, barebones features, unreliable tracking, and not even simple necessities like push notifications or working while you're not actively looking at the game.
>#1 grossing game instantly due to the name.
That's it. Video games are over.
>>344303478
Do you perhaps live on a volcano?
>>344303160
>Gym battles are actually a challenge for the first time ever, Pokemon is actually hard
>>344303478
Do you live in the 7th layer of hell?
>>344298949
It's the power of an ip brand simple as that. Unless you've been living under a rock for the past 2 decades, or have just been born, there is no way in hell you have never heard of pokemon.
Pokemon is one of the major reasons why people buy nintendo's handhelds, so it's no surprise a pokemon game on mobile will be a hit. Pokemon was always a "mobile" "where ever you go" kind of game.
>>344301161
Pokemon was always a great competitive strategy game smothered under shitty RPG probability bullshit
I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING PLAY
>/v/ will defend a p2w casual mobile app and play religiously
>>344303254
Wrong, you manchildren scum
You can literally dodge attacks on reaction, change mid attack, use charge for extra moves, save meter through switch, pokemon types still apply, etc
Takes more strategy and skill than the copy paste smogon shit
Kill yourselves filthy scum
>>344303478
To bad they haven't added it's evolved form to the game yet
>>344303747
You should have listened
It kinda sucks since all the other ones I've caught are far weaker than any one member my magmar army
>>344298949
So when someone will die because of it?
>>344303478
lol'd at magnum opus
>>344303580
Its true though.
Gym battles on the handhelds are a joke.
In GO you might need a full of team of actual people to take down a gym
So it turns out we were right when we said Nintendo should make games for smartphones and abandon its own shit hardware.
Gee, it's almost as if we cared about Nintendo and good games and didn't hate the company like some people accused us.
>>344303882
I'm gonna die
>>344303948
No you don't. You can pretty much take over any gym just by spamming even if your pokemon is only half their level.
>>344298949
Why does this thread's subject sounds like clickbait article?
>>344303808
Absolutely anything with Pokemon is popular
I agree that mobile is cancer but Go wont kill video games, it's just Pokemon
Watch Sun and Moon sell even more than ORAS and XY
>>344303747
predictable after mods gave away the board to Activision. Let's face it, we are just an extension of battlenet now, with all the underaged normie cancer it includes.
>>344303979
It's a fucking mobile app, far from a good game, nintendo lover
>>344303747
>p2w
Wrong, the game is drive2win and you need real friends to own gyms, so of course the neet virgins of /v/ hate the game
>casual
Not if you want gyms at all, competitio. Is mad fierce
Yeah, thank you fags for actually downloading this shit.
>>344303979
>defending pokemon go
>cares about good games
pick one
>>344298949
>still not on UK app store
RIP
>>344303462
>I guess there will be major changes until then
they announced they wanted to add gens as time goes, as well as fucking cancerous sun/moon crossplay or something.
>>344303979
>Pokemon GO, Shuffle, Miitomo
>Good games
It's pretty clear all of these are quick cash grabs and not actually made to be quality games. Especially GO releasing in beta form.
>>344304034
>spamming it
You better have a mountain of potions and revives then. Because you dont earn the gym for just beating them once.
>>344303478
Where are you that you can catch Magmars?
All I get are generic beginner game Pokemon. The only two mildly interesting Pokemon are a Drowzee and a Fearow.
>>344298949
>DUDE WHAT IF WE PUT FUCKING EVERYTHING DOWN TO THE FUCKING SETTINGS SERVERSIDE, THAT WAY NOT A SINGLE FEATURE EVER WORKS.
I wanna like this fun little exercise app, but it just doesn't fucking work.
>>344304092
>>344304132
>>344304198
It's a gimmick money maker like the Wii stuff was.
It's what enables them to survive and make other masterpieces, which do not sell as much and can't sustain the company by themselves.
Maybe when Pokemon Go dies, we can all migrate to Ingress, the better GPS-based game.
>>344303442
Africa gets a gym before europe.
Nintendo always wins baby!
>>344304224
You do if the gym level is low enough, which it usually is. Also it's easy as fuck to get potions unless you live in bumfuck nowhere and don't have easy access to refreshing pokestops.
>/v/ hates the game where you have to physically explore the world to succeed
Who would've thought?
>>344298949
Fuck yeah. Called this shit from 50 miles away.
So glad I bought a bunch of shares.
>>344304298
Nicest part of the shittiest state of West Virginia, there have been like 7 house fires in the last 10 years so maybe that's why...
>>344304494
>low enough
Its day 3 already. All the gyms in my area have 16k prestige with a full 6 poke party, with crown leader pokemon of at least 700 CP.
We literally need to organize an IRL raid party to take gyms now.
>>344303442
That map is bullshit. I live in Chihuahua and there are 3 gyms near my house and another 4 in the city park.
>>344304368
We should just do that now, since the servers don't work for GO but are just fine for Ingress.Viva la Resistance
>>344304368
>ingress
>better game
>>344304358
The 3DS is still the best selling gaming platform this gen, and that shit's nothing but hardcore gameplay all the way.
>/v/ is actually playing this fucking shit
Remember, this is the grave that you guys chose.
What you faggots dont understand is that pokemon games arent exactly all about gameplay.
The idea of owning or even witnessing pokemon IRL is another great factor. Petting them and seeing them in 3D are other examples of this.
>>344304716
>being a Smurf
Kek, frogs all the way. I bet you also support #BlackLivesMatter as well?
>>344304746
I will never stop shilling for this game until Pokemon Go is dead. My biggest hope is that Niantic profits from this game but the game dies out after a while, leading people to migrate to the better game Ingress. Does Pokémon Go allow you to link Pokestops and Gyms? No, but with Ingress, you get to link portals (the Ingress equivalent) and create fields which cover turf and paint the town with your factions colour. Pokémon Go may be popular because it is based on an established product, but Ingress will prevail in being the polished, more technical GPS game over this cash-in gimmicky garbage.
Now if only it would work on my phone. Nope. Genwunner trash.
>>344298949
pc when?
>>344304023
How do you sort your pokemon by level?
>>344304614
We hate it because it doesn't fucking work. In more ways than one.
>>344304762
Eh, the iOS market isn't competing with actual video games. Just see it as something to keep you preoccupied when you're walking/cycling.
Movie-games, on the other hand, that is the grave you fuckers chose.
>>344304685
Because it's a fucking work in progress. Did you even go to the other thread. Your supposed to fill out the locations in your area yourself since there is no offical map yet.
POST YOUR "RAREST" POKEMON
I've only caught a jigglypuff once where I live.
>400 magikarp candies to get gyarados
>>344304882
>pokemon Go dying
>when they still have to add literally the entire pokedex
Ingress manchild retard
>>344303808
I listened anon. It just didn't matter.
>>344304109
>>344304614
Or just live/work on top of multiple pokestops and abuse the gps recalibration to earn pokemon without ever leaving your house/office.
>you need real friends to own gyms, so of course the neet virgins of /v/ hate the game
Not really. My faggot friend already has absurd Pokemon because there are like 3 Pokestops and two gyms in the building he works in and so he already controls 7 gyms with level 850 Pokemon that he got just by farming all day yesterday. Guarantee he'll just do it again all day today too. Meanwhile I walked 6 miles yesterday and got basically jack shit. You don't need friends or be outgoing if you get lucky like that.
>>344304906
Press the circle where I have it set to A-Z, there is an option to have it set to combat power or CP
>>344305016
Lol, it will die even before then when people realize it is a gimmick, even before their favourite later gen Pokémon is released. Do you remember anything about Twitch Plays Pokémon after they finished Red?
>>344301161
>pokemon
>quality video games
>>344304986
I got an Exeggcute at a gas station.
>>344305138
K ingress inbred retard
Go back to your #literallywho game and kys
>>344304681
Or just get one or two people to attack the gyms since the battle system heavily favors attackers. Gym battles aren't challenging at all. Assuming you can even finish a battle since the game loves to fuck you over and stall when the gym's pokemon has only 1hp left.
>>344303478
You again. That's so bizarre, dude. I wish I could get one fucking Magmar. The only fire type I've found is Ponyta.
Also
>Went to park today
>There are like 3 gyms and 20 pokestops there
>one gym is claimed by red
>overthrow it and claim it for blue
>start walking around
>see this fat balding guy with a fanny pack standing on a hill RIGHT by this gym with a phone in his face
>realize what's happening
>pull out phone
>see this
phew
I saw one other person walking around playing which is honestly more than I expected.
>>344304986
I got both a jigglypuff and a clefairy right outside my neighbor's house
>>344305067
This man gets it, just quit for like 5 minutes come back and turn it on, and your bound to have 1 pokemon popup in your range.
>>344305235
Lickitung on a place we call the "Fat Mile" ironic I know.
I called it years ago. Mobile shit is now becoming OK because Nintendo did it.
You should be ashamed of posting ios/droid apps on /v/. Yes apps, I won't call them games.
>tfw missing the biggest event in video game culture ever due to not keeping my iPhone up to date
PORT
IT
TO
THE
3DS
YOU
RETARDS
>>344305235
Lucky bastard.
>>344305714
Exeggcutes aren't rare. I've caught like five of them.
Imma get me an Exeggcutor.
>>344305315
Lol, niiiiice. Make sure to add in more false ad homenims and strawmen in order to support your argument. I can truly see the effort in you making these claims. And just for the record, Ingress isn't a #literallywho game because, face it, you wouldn't have Pokémon Go which is a repainted Ingress with gimmicks without the OG Ingress. Respect your elders.
>He bought into the 3DS meme
>tracking a geodude
>get it down to 0 steps
>no rustling grass, no geodude
>a bunch of white, concentric circles
>stand at one of the circles for a minute or so
>it just disappears
>still no geodude
What the actual fuck
>>344305235
I got an Exeggcute outside of Target.
>>344305843
sure and magmar aren't rare either because that one fucker in this thread got fucking 8 of them
different pokemon are rare depending on location
it's different for everyone man
>no data
>>344304913
>Eh, the iOS market isn't competing with actual video games.
Keep telling yourself that.
This fucking app won't even let me fucking play now and the trip to work takes me by a gym and a billion pokespots.
I'm fucking livid right now can they PLEASE fix their goddamn servers so I can actually do things without it having to be 1 am in brooklyn christ alfuckingmighty
This is what vidya has became
>>344304986
Caught a Gastly on my way into a Microcenter, and then I found a Wartortle when I was walking through my neighborhood. He had a red circle but I decided to give it a shot anyways, first pokeball got it.
What's the point of having 'rare' pokemon?
Good luck evolving and charging those rare pokemon without candies
>>344306275
And modern /v/ is seems pretty fucking enthusiastic about it. Look around.
>>344305975
>implying I don't have 16 magmars
>>344306238
Hello fellow NYC fag. I can't log in either, not that it matters since gym battles don't work half the time.
>no release announced for Europe yet
>>344306106
I will accept your apology later.
>>344306432
I've been on /v/ longer than you and will continue to play AR games since they seem to make you so angry.
>>344306481
so?
download the apk and play anyway
shit works nigger
>>344298949
A bright future is ahead.
No more shitty nintendo consoles
>>344306549
lmao, stay delusional kid
>>344298949
>servers are experiencing issues, check back later
fuck you game
>>344303442
>Chief Keef
I see u, anon.
>>344305634
Does 3ds do Gps?
>>344306576
I've been on /v/ longer than you and will continue to spend my money on p2w microtransactions since they seem to make you so angry.
>>344306576
If you really were a /v/ regular, you'd know that mobile cash shop garbage has no place here.
>>344306580
It would if the server wasn't down 80% of the time I try to play.
>>344306778
>>344306784
I don't spend money on any games. good assumption.
>>344306778
Game is not p2w though.
Nice try little virgin autist! U~U
>>344303503
But no, really
>>344304047
>Absolutely anything with Pokemon is popular
most of the spin off sells like shit. Including the phone ones.
Pokken didn't sell much either. You talk like a suit.
>>344306778
man, the facebook invasion is real.
>>344306784
Good thing pokemon Go is none of that then.
>muh social outcast club of tru vidya only!
Fuck off, retard.
Go get laid so you can stop being so creepy and bitter.
>check catalog
>there's 8 Pokemon Go threads
Jesus, not like this thread is bad. The others though, I mean /vp/ is a thing and if a mlp game came out I'm sure most of /v/ would be opposed to 5+ threads being made every hour for it.
sage for off topic rant.
>>344306969
Sure it isn't kiddo. It's just pay 2 grind amiriet?
Worked for me earlier now servers always down reeeee
Found out my local sandwich artist has crabs
>>344307148
Games are dead.
>>344307138
>mobile cash shop garbage
>pokemon Go is none of that
Are you retarded kid, or just rusing me?
>>344307138
>It's literally a mobile game with a cash shop
>yet it's somehow not a cash shop mobile game
>>344306580
but I might get banned ;_;
>>344307148
Lol nope. Why dont you show what you can buy you inbred autist? You can get everything by just playing the game and you already get game cash just for owning gyms.
Fucking retard.
>>344306481
need sauce
Caught a Jigglypuff next to a music store. Gg Nintendo. I haven't seen her pop up anywhere else.
>>344307298
you're a stupid motherfucker
>>344307212
>"sandwich artist"
>>344307265
>>344307283
Wasnt expecting you friendless retards would understand a game that you havent even touched.
>>344307148
I don't even feel bad for any dipshit who spends money on this. I live in the middle of nowhere and I can replenish my good at pokestops easily.
>>344307146
It should be on /vp/, honestly. I like 'playing' and discussing pokemon go but it's really barely a video game, especially at this point.
I live in like the middle of no where and can't get shit for Pokemon.
You gotta admit this is one of the best moves by Nintendo ever. They capitalized on Pokemon in a way that could do constant cash flow since in app purches. I haven't got to do battles yet but find Pokemon is actually pretty fun. My friends told me about the different places to get Pokemon and the pissiblities they can do with cross play with other Pokemon games and adding more gens, they could just keep adding to it and just keep making bank.
>>344307148
Honestly the stuff you can buy simply helps Pokemon maybe come closer. You can't buy potions or revives or anything actually helpful
>>344303640
This is fact.
>>344307426
>get told
>lol friendless retards you haven't even played it!
lmao
>>344307432
It will get banned soon. It always does. Disgusting Pokefags always have push the envelope, can't go five threads without spamming porn.
>>344307432
How is it barely a video game
>live on an island in the US who's culture is heavily based on water
>can't wait to catch a shit ton of water Pokemon on the coastline
>I get this
How the fuck does one get fire Pokemon???
>>344307298
>people STILL think there has been any bans at all
Lmao you deserve all the wait, little fag.
>>344307432
Also once you walk far enough away like 5-10 minutes they reset.
>>344303478
Hello Iceland congrats for your Eurocup performance this year
FUCK WHY ARE THE POKEMON IN SOMEONES YARD AND I DONT LIVE NEAR SHIT
>>344307640
Toilet in Indian restaurant.
>>344304602
>Wii
>Market as a casual gimmick
>Wii U
>Marketed for hardcore fans and single player experience
i wonder why it failed?!
>>344307317
>You can get everything by just playing the game fucking retard it's not p2w
Here we fucking go
>>344307574
>get told
Lol how cute. Get told nothing but wrong facts? Yeah.
Everything in the cash shop you get just by playing.
If anything the game is dont live in a shitty flyover state 2 win not p2w
>>344303210
You cant even do that though.
>>344307640
You copied my character
>>344307584
There's just very little content at this point. It's fun and I enjoy it, but a game that requires me to go out and walk around is only like half a video game. I dunno, I'm probably just shitting semantics.
>>344307580
What porn? Go back to your Overwatch waifu threads.
>>344304913
>no guys seriously i only eat shit on my way home from work
if your gonna use that excuse why aren't you playing Monhun or Tetris on the way home you troglodyke
>>344307148
Pay for what?
Pokeballs that you get for free by leveling up or by passing areas of interest?
Incense to attract pokemon to your location? Hiw about you could get off your fat ass and walk around. That's free.
You are a twit if you think any form of microtransactions automatically make it p2w...
>>344307759
Your image proves nothing.
A guy at a dense area gets 200 times the items and advantage than a guy shelling out top dollar.
But of course an inbred retard on /v/ that knows nothing about the game would parrot dumb shit.
>>344307775
Yeah man super diverse character choices amirite?
>>344307863
I am. But I can't do it while I'm walking.
>Have to walk around town and shit to actually play.
Neat concept, but... I am not down for that shit. I'm too introverted for that. Cool for you guys though, sounds neat.
>>344307886
Yes, getting any kind of numerical advantage by spending money makes it p2w by definition. Pay to not grind is also a form of pay to win.
>>344303210
You cant pay to upgrade your pokemon, you fucking autist
How long until they rip it off?
>>344308042
Not like you actually have to talk to people. Get off your lazy fat ass
>>344308042
you mean you don't want to walk out to a sign by the highway with your phone in your face?
>>344308042
That's the great thing about this game. It actually gets fat nerds out into the open world where they walk some miles and even meet other pokemon trainers to socialize a bit.
Heard a ton of stories already of people meeting others playing this, it's huge.
>>344308042
I'm introverted and spend a minimum of 3 hours outside every day. Nobody but you in the forest, saw a snek today.
>>344308134
pretty sure they´re gonna do a clone with Skylanders but since nobody fucking cares it´s gonna die forgotten within two weeks like Evolved
>>344307640
>saltyspaltoon
Hit and miss, anon.
Good try though.
>>344307978
A guy in a dense area who shells out top dollar gets 200 times the items and and advantage than someone who doesn't shell out.
That image proves you wrong. The only inbread retard here is you for defending a blatant moble cash shop game and parroting the same false arguments denying p2w games.
>>344308080
>pay for incense, lure modules and lucky eggs
>get 200x pokemon drop rate
>transfer for candies to boost your pokemon
IT'S NOT P2W YOU FUCKING AUTIST HURR
>>344306981
But anon, even on a dead console it still outsold street fighter v on ps4
Source: check vgchartz for both games
>>344308078
No. P2W would be paying for a pokemon with increased stats.
What does 200 extra pokeballs do when they hand them out like candy as is, and the capture rate is ridiculously high. What advantage do you have spending the money for 200 pokeballs, while I sit here woth 50?
You literally just throw money at them for no reason other than you can.
>>344307148
>$99.99
>all these normal people, men and and their wives who walk or drive around searching pokemon
>poke stops in churches, at police stations, mosques, random signs, gay bar entrances, public toilets, memorials and statues
this is the geocaching of nintendo but with more fun to it
>>344308406
Yeah, it was a try.
>>344307764
>Get told nothing but wrong facts? Yeah.
Apparently calling Pokemon Go mobile cash shop garbage is a "wrong fact" now.
>b-but you can get everything just by playing and grinding paid currency you inbread virgin autist! it's not p2w!
lmao
>>344304771
This, I think people play pokemon so they can keep clinging to the dream of one day owning a real or atleast robot pokemontofuck
>>344308435
No, he doesnt get 200 times the advantage. Both him and the other guy get all the items by a truckload so theyre both on the same page.
Stop trying to talk about a game you dont know shit about, you fucking crybaby retard
>>344301161
>Not liking the outdoors
Have fun rotting in your rolling chair
>>344308435
YOU
CANT
PAY
TO
UPGRADE
YOUR
POKEMON
fucking autist, just kill yourself
>>344308217
>It actually gets fat nerds out into the open world where they walk some miles and even meet other pokemon trainers to socialize a bit.
Except not really >>344305067
>>344307886
It's also less effective than walking around with incense. You don't even have to walk around if you know what you're doing, see >>344305067
>>344307752
It failed cause of the Tablet. The only reason I didn't immediately get it is because of that stupid piece of expensive plastic.
>>344308727
Yes really.
I know a good number of people who are out and roaming. One example saying otherwise doesn't mean shit.
Even know someone who hiked onto a mountain for this game
release it to Europe already
>>344307148
You're a retard. You can replenish your shit by just visiting Poke Spots which regenerate every 5 minutes.
>>344298949
Holy shit when did you realize that this game with movie-level CGI and the VR / Oculus Rift is gonna be the next big thing?
>>344303442That's a cute Kat avatar, Anon!
>>344308582
I'd settle for one to talk to, really. Humans got too boring years ago.
>>344308581
Look here little autist.
I know its hard for you to follow, but cash means jackshit in this game.
The only true advantage is living in a dense area.
You can give them 1000 bucks, but if you live in a shitty area you wont get jacksquat.
And you get more items than you can humanly use. Theres no benefit from the cash shop.
Were you able to follow that, little 2 digit IQ retard? Hopefully you did.
Not counting on it though.
>>344308851
just fucking download it you dense cunt
>>344298949
how did the pokemon companies stock do?
do people still think ninty owns pokemons?
>>344308557
>Live in Florida
>Closest gym is literally down the street
>It's the local church
>Watched as yesterday it was claimed by a Scyther, then a Venonat, then a Raticate
WHEN WILL THE SERVER BE RESTORED
THEY'VE BEEN DOWN THE WHOLE DAY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw literally riding up and down a road on bicycle to hatch eggs
truest pokemon experience
It'd help if they actually fixed their shitty fucking servers.
>>344302360
Anon....... the companies that earn the most money are the f2p game companies
>inb4 mod delets this thread ( again ) because its about pokemon
>>344308606
>Both him and the other guy get all the items by a truckload so theyre both on the same page.
Except the guy paying for boosters gets more pokemon drops, aka more candy and stardust to boost his pokemon and take over gyms easier you massive fuckhead
>>344308851
1) Get the apk
2) ???
3) Profit
>>344307640
>Full yellow trainer
STOP COPYING ME
I DID IT FIRST
>>344309105
Server isn't down. its a bug make a throwaway account login on it then log out and back to your main you can now play again
>>344307775
>>344308032
>>344309272
Is there even a way to change your character's appearance?
>>344308716
you can pay for an advantage while playing, that's pay 2 win, not pay 2 win means things you buy in the shop are cosmetic and stuff like that
>>344309003
do you live in miami? I saw the same shit
>>344308876
Pokestops don't replenish stardust and candies shit for brains. Incense, lure moduels and lucky eggs almost never drop from pokestops.
>>344308996
>but cash means jackshit in this game.
lmao
You're all completely oblivious to how this shit works. Just give it a week or two until your local little jimmy gets a hold of his rich mommy's credit card and beefs up his pokemon to CP 5,000. Enjoy when all your city's gyms are owned by Minecraftkid44 you fucking autistic retard.
>you get more items than you can humanly use. Theres no benefit from the cash shop.
Objectively false you shit eating lying fuck. You can buy bagspace and items from the cashshop that are otherwise impossible to get from pokestops.
>>344307364
>>344307652
Thanks friends I was unsure and merely pretending
Been playing from europe since the apk leaked
>>344309428
>go to make a throw away account
>service is down for maintenance
Well fuck. Thanks for the fix anyways anon. I'll implement it when I can.
>>344309493
Seminole.
>>344308664
>Now /v/tards claim to like being outdoors.
Have fun being contrarian m8.
>>344309612
You mother fucker...
>>344304986
Tauros is the rarest one I've gotten. I was surprised as fuck to se it on my overworld radar. The best I have overall is Jolteon.
are servers down rn?
>>344308804
>Yes really.
Not really.
>One example saying otherwise doesn't mean shit.
And your examples saying otherwise does?
Literally none of your ancedotes mean shit. The fact is you don't have to go out roaming and you can earn more items and mons from just sitting at home or at work than going hiking. This isn't disputable.
Just admit you were wrong.
>>344309612
I don't get it
>tfw considering flying to the bahamas to get a lapras
>>344309702
have you tried forcing the app closed and re-opening? it's worked for me once or twice
>>344309810
It's shiny.
>>344307138
>>344306969
>Nice try little virgin autist! U~U
>Go get laid so you can stop being so creepy and bitter.
This is what passes for insults on /v/ now? What happened to this board?
>>344309816
Mate fly to japan to find legendary Ho-oh
>>344309789
We both know that the amount of people who happen to work or live right on top of a spot is miniscule.
The majority of people playing, the LARGE majority, are out and about. Be it on foot, bike or in the car. Or bus or train.
Now fuck off shitposter.
>>344306320
What's a red circle mean?
>>344309890
>Nintendo of Japan bans all the weebs as they flood into Japan because lol region locking.
>tfw using dev tools to move around
>>344298949
>The company has huge intangible assets like characters but it hasn't been trying to use them seriously. But the success of its Pokemon GO shows the company has got great content
welp, guess that's it for the industry
>>344302751
Nintendo always aimed for the casual audience anon.
>>344310138
good job, you're completely missing the point of this "game"
>>344309919
>We both know that the amount of people who happen to work or live right on top of a spot is miniscule.
Except pretty much everyone living in a city or densly populated suburb. Your unsubstantiated "majority" doesn't mean shit.
Nice deflection though. How about you fuck off instead of moving the goalposts shiposter.
i want to get a phone so i can actually play this shit. should i buy a phone with a plan?
>>344303210
Me and my 3 roommates own every gym within a 2 mile radius and we haven't dropped a dime
>>344310289
I don't have to move anything. I know what this game is like and I certainly know how people play it.
>>344309967
That it's harder to catch.
>>344298949
you many wanna wait a few months OP, mobile is a fragile economy, and gamers are fickle minded humanoids.
post pokemon collection
>>344310210
The point of the game is undermined by the horrible programming and garbage servers. You don't even have to spoof your wifi in order to "cheat" at this game.
>walk to a gym about a mile from my house
>trainer is LEVEL 153
>the location was a park and i was leaning against a tree.
>i looked to the right of me and there was a group of people sitting on benches, walking their dogs, but there was one person in the shade, sweating his ass off.
>this guy was overweight like he had a fat gut, that you couldnt see that he had a belt on, he had obviously wore oversized jeans.
>he was caucasian, with a beard and problem glasses, wearing jeans with a white shirt and a fedora.
>he was on his phone lying in the shade.
>tapping the screen blazing fast incognito as people jogged by the path, giving him weird looks
>beat the trainer by a sliver of health, thanks to me grinding my ass off to get Gyrados
>all of a sudden, i hear a loud "BULLSHIT" startling everyone and the dogs in the park.
>i looked over to him and his face was RED like a tomato and his face was crunched up like the ugliest dog you can think of
>he noticed that he fucked up.
>the expression on his face was so priceless, you could see the spaghetti oozing out his pockets as realization spread across his face.
>one kid was like "mom, what is bullshit?" and was popped in the mouth and he was screaming
>you can see the visible frustration, rage and embarrassment on his face as some people glanced back at him and walked a little faster.
he hauled ass out of the park, huffing and puffing with his gut bouncing.
I love this game so much
>>344304986
Growlithe near my house
>>344307752
>Marketed for hardcore fans and single player experience
what
It failed because every that bought a Wii realized how terrible it was and didn't want to fall for Nintendo's shit again
>>344309845
yeah but all I get is the pokeball loading icon spinning forever when I try to log in.
>>344310497
The only point of this game, that has very little gameplay, is to
1. go out, be physically active
2. meet other people playing it
that's it.
why bother cheating and removing these parts? It's not like there's much of an actual game behind this. There's no complex battle system or anything really hiding behind it, pointless.
This is geocaching with pokemon
>>344310409
Apparently you don't since you're in completely denial of what the game is like and how people actually play it. Protip: The people you've designated as the "minority" are going to be the ones owning gyms, which is the only way to play properly without spending money on microtrasnsactions.
But please keep deflecting. It isn't going to work.
>>344310521
It's a things that never happened episode again... they air this one like every day
>>344309612
Thank's doc
>>344310521
>beat the trainer
You don't fight the trainer directly, you stupid cuck. Next time invent a story that makes sense
>>344309592
you can buy all items in the cash shop though without paying, you can get up to 100 coins/day if you have 10 pokemons in gyms
I am 32 and plan to get very drunk and walk around my neighborhood most evenings playing PoGo. How long before I start to gain a reputation with the neighborhood kids and/or get questioned by the authorities?
I guess you could describe it as an "activity", but it most certainly isn't a video game. I don't know why you think /v/ is the right place for this.
>>344303808
It's only going to get worse.
>>344310708
>The only point of this game, that has very little gameplay, is to
>1. go out, be physically active
>2. meet other people playing it
Neither of which you actually have to do in order to collect the most, strongest pokemon and dominate the most gyms. Which is the actual point of this game from an objective standpoint.
>>344310912
If visual novels are video games, then so is this
>>344310985
Stop posting you salty fag, you are insufferable.
>>344298949
all it needed was actuall pokemon mechanics, and this could have been amazing.
I am really let down.
>>344310210
I'm writing a bot whose only goal is to catch shiny pokemons and transfer them to my real account
I'm going to become the boss of this gym
>Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later.
Get your shit together Niantic
>>344307148
Sweet merciful Christ.
It's literally okay when Nintendo does it.
>Still no Intel support
I guess I'll be the guy in the guy in the group who knows everything bout pokes while never owning pokemon.Like in the anime
>>344311107
And you are fucking retarded. Stop replying and go kill yourself you failed abortion
>>344311383
>blaming nintendo for making easy money off of casual normalfags on smartphones who don't want to grind their pokemon and who just want to have some fun
>money nintendo can use to make the NX good
>>344311383
You don't need the coins for anything unless you live in the middle of fucking nowhere with no pokestops.
Even then you get free gold for holding gyms.
>>344310770
Which is feasibly impossible to do unless you live in bumfuck nowhere that happens to have gyms and pokestops where no one is playing. Or you live in a dense area and happen to work by more pokestops than anyone else.
The game is p2w by any reasonable metric. You can buy booster items which gives you a direct advantage over other players. Trying to spin it as anything else is disingenous as fuck
@this thread
if only yall were this sensitive about the senseless killings of innocent poc
>>344311605
The real winners of this game are the people who hiked the most miles and who met the most people to have a good time with on the go
You can't pay your way to win that :^)
>tfw walked through the woods today and saw a Stantler run past me
For one, augmented reality is TOO real. And I didn't even know they added in Gen II Pokemon yet. This must be GOTY for me.
This game is great. I can't wait to actually rob some teenagers of their smartphones. Not even joking.
>>344311782
>tfw some kids roam detroit at night in the side alleys to find some pokemon
>suddenly, from behind them
>"ayo cracka kids, whatchu doin here huh. you gots some nice phones? lemme see dat"
>>344310521
Level 153 isn't possible right now
You don't ACTUALLY battle the trainer, you fucking cuck
>>344310770
>you can buy all items in the cash shop though without paying
So then it's no different than 99% of other moble games which let you grind paid items for free. Clash of Clans isn't pay 2 win either I guess.
>one of the most searched things on the app store is "pokemans"
>>344311747
They needed a shitty app for children to do that? Some winners.
>>344311713
Nigger are you kidding me? Because of this we can finally have trustable whites walking the street to catch on film when your race canibalizes itself and passes off cops. Finally we'll be able to see those few 3 minorities a year that get shot who are also innocent.
>>344311912
Today's teens are pansies. Honestly it's easy pickings.
>>344311958
It's much more fun to be physically active when you have an objective than to just jog around or walk for the sake of jogging or walking.
>>344311713
Go back to your containment board nigger.
>>344309592
You sound pretty angry for someone talking about fucking mobile games Anon, I don't think you are in a position to call anyone else autistic.
>>344311747
The real winners are the people who hike and meet people without having to rely on a shitty cash shop mobile game to do so.
But hey whatever you have to tell yourself. Have fun being stuck with underleved mons and getting blown the fuck out of gym battles against people who play from work.
>>344312081
>no argument
>just u mad and no u
Too bad the servers are complete ass. Second day I can't get logged in during the afternoon
>>344312103
Why?
You don't need to pay a cent to do any of that.
What's the difference between hiking somewhere or hiking somewhere to find a geocache?
The latter is more fun, no harm done to anyone.
You're a sad individual.
>>344304986
I found a pinser in a nearby park. Then the app stopped working and >our servers are experiencing issues
>>344312043
And your objective in hiking or meeting people is getting some flashing colors on your phone?
I think this is the most pathetic thing I've ever heard.
>>344312354
Nah, pretty sure you are the pathetic one in this thread.
>>344311936
>>344310728
>>344310769
thanks for the (You)'s
ill be here all night
So how does the combat work? I went to a gym and all I could figure out is
>swipe left or right to dodge
>tap screen to attack
But how does my pokes use their secondary move? Also is there a trick to dodging?
Nintendo has nothing to do with this game you retard. Its made by gamefreak and a completely seperate company.
>>344312043
I agree. I've seen these areas 1000 times so there is no value on discovering new things, at all. I've always been bored to death on walks and jogs, music doesn't help at all.
>>344311912
I'm happy I don't live in too urban an area. I can go down the road and collect loads of shit just from the library and firehouse and town welcome sign and city hall and police station and bus stop in one fell swoop. I also got a 150cp eevee down there today. The worst I see in that general area is the occasional meth head, but I'm not afraid of them.
>>344304986
Dragonite, haunter, Pidgeot and a vaporeon.
I need more, it`s an addiction.
>>344310521
there's no helicopters in terraria
>>344312480
It's made by Niantic, not Gamefreak.
It reuses all the stops and locations from Ingress.
>>344312415
You put so much effort into writing that out tho
thanks for the (You) cutie
>>344312398
Says the guy whose motivation for normal everyday activities is a cheap app on his electronic toy.
>>344312398
>n-no u
You're not even talking to the same anon anymore.
>>344312354
Yeah that's much more pathetic than your objective in a game being to move some colors around to get more colors without leaving the comfort of your room.
>>344312242
I don't give a shit about what you were talking about. I don't play mobile games myself, I just thought you might want to try and be a bit more self aware.
Or not, who gives a shit? You are some random fuck on the Internet.
>>344298949
Pokemon games made the game boy rise, now they put it to sleep.
>>344304753
The 3DS is also their worst selling handheld so far. They can't keep relying on their handheld division when it's sinking like the rest of the company.
This game actually got me a date with a reasonably cute girl.
Met her at a church here (pokestop) and she saw me with my phone out and asked if I was also playing pokemon go and we ended up talking and trying to locate a dratini that was supposedly not far away, gonna meet her tomorrow evening.
Pretty cool.
>/v/ now likes mobileshit
How ironic.
>>344307148
>pokecoin has pikachu on it
whats the lore behind this?
This game sucks ass so much.
It takes 4 minutes from opening the app to login and 2 out of 3 times you'll still get a SERVERS BUSY message.
And yet it's super fucking popular even tho there's fuck all to do.
NINTENDO IS OVER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>344298949
good bye handhelds
>>344312562
I saw this guy drop a 648cp vaporeon on one of my gyms irl today and got the vibe that he really wanted to fuck vaporeon.
>>344312257
>What's the difference between hiking somewhere or hiking somewhere to find a geocache?
The former does it because they enjoy hiking, the latter because some stupid mobile cash shop app told him to.
The latter is also more inefficent. If you actually played the game for more than a modicum of time you end up getting more duplicates than unique pokemons who's only purpose is to level up your stronger mons. Which you get more of through sitting in a building with lots of points and nearby gyms than you do from hiking.
You're a sad, pathetic twit defending a p2w pokemon mobile app on the internet. Get a hold of yourself.
>>344312892
>implying it wasn't every kid's dream to actually "live" in the pokemon world and go out to find and catch them
This is as close as it gets for now, it's some light fun and you get to walk a lot and socialize. Those are good things.
>>344302751
The game is literally nothing more than an ad for the 3ds games though. The actual app has nothing that would replace the main series.
>>344303478
>those names
>>344312991
I like It because it`s easy CP.
I get lvl 150-200 eevees and that triples with an evolve. great value.
>>344304986
Pikachu.
>go to park
>put on incense
>actually getting LESS mons somehow
>decide to just leave
>as I'm driving out feel phone vibrate
>catch pikachu while driving away
Probably not rare, but it's the only one I've seen so far.
>>344313029
Not even worth a real response. Enjoy your life, sad guy who posted the same shit about 50 times in this very thread.
Bye.
>>344313131
I wish eevees were more common around here. I really want the whole line.
How are you guys playing this shit?
If it's because you're signing in through Google accounts, why the fuck would you do that?
Granted the Pokemon Trainer Club is down, but there's a whole fucking website devoted to your GO stats and everything.
There's every incentive imaginable logging in through PTC!
Wait and log in through the superior service (granted once servers get sorted out).
Would you rather play now and have nothing to show for it or wait and have a user account system with options?
>>344312747
>I don't give a shit about what you were talking about.
Yet you replied anyway without even reading and contributed nothing to the thread whatsoever.
You are some random fuck on the Internet with no self awareness. Fuck off shitposter.
>>344312979
good
handhelds are shit and only autists own them
>>344313256
>why the fuck would you do that?
Why not?
>>344313249
>Eevee evolves are random
>Moves are random
Be glad you don't have to play eevee roulette
>>344313029
>You're a sad, pathetic twit defending a p2w pokemon mobile app on the internet. Get a hold of yourself.
Not that guy but tell me: how exactly is throwing a bitch fit about people having fun with the same app on the Internet any better?
>>344313152
>Get utterly anhilated
>responds anyway
Also that was my 3rd post in this thread.
Stay salty you sad delusional fuck
>>344313256
I made my account via Google from the beginning.
>>344313249
I get shitloads, I`ve had ca 18 I think.
I`ve been trying to figure out where i get certain pokemon.
For me it looks like a forest road or a dirt road with lots of forest around it is perfect for eeves,pidgeys,weedles and all that jazz.
Cant seem to find fire/ghost tho, and rarely any water.
>>344313426
It's the loser's cycle. Get's claimed a loser for acting a certain way which encourages being called a loser, then big tough guy loser comes, and then they run in circles
>>344313426
He's superior because he's not going outside.
>>344313260
That's OK Anon, if I were you I wouldn't want to think about why I was throwing a tantrum in an anonymous image board about fucking mobile apps.
Maybe I would try to deflect it over to other people as well.
>>344313426
There's a difference between actually having fun with the app and actually throwing a bitchfit, religiously defending a mobile app because people rightuflly called it out as pay to win.
But who am I kidding, this is 2016 /v/ you little shits will defend anything and call everyone else pathetic sad losers autist virgins whatever under the pretense of "fun".
Teen playing new Pokemon game on phone discovers body in Wind River
19-year-old Riverton resident Shayla Wiggins found the dead body floating in the Wind River this morning around 8:40 a.m. She's living with her mom Shawna Wiggins at the B&K Trailer Park for part of the summer.
Shayla tells County 10 that she woke up this morning and began playing a game on her cell phone called Pokemon Go, a virtual reality game that encourages the user to capture as many pokemons as possible. "The Pokemons are all over Riverton," she said. Shayla showed County 10 the game on her cellphone which displayed a map of Riverton where these Pokemons are located.
"I was trying to get a Pokemon from a natural water resource," she explained. She said that she jumped over the fence to go towards the river in search of a Pokemon.
"I was walking towards the bridge along the shore when I saw something in the water," Shayla said. "I had to take a second look and I realized it was a body." She said the figure was floating about three feet from the shore and it looked like an average size male body. She reports that she thinks the man was native, but she can't be certain. She saw a black shirt and black pants. All of the body was reportedly submerged except for part of his back and butt.
>walked for 3 hours
>servers stopped working on the walk home
>spent walking on the side of the road shitposting on 4chan
fuck outside
>>344313370
Can you check, edit, and visibly see your stats on a dedicated webpage through the Google sign in?
Does Google have https://club.pokemon.com/us/pokemon-trainer-club/go-settings ?
Granted, Google's sign in works and you can play immediately, but it's worth the wait for the added features, you impatient ninja gaijen
>people going out, enjoying the nature
>meeting other go players, chasing pokemon together, socializing
>they pay nothing
>HA YOU FUCKING RETARDS NICE WASTING YOUR TIME I'M GONNA SPOOF MY LOCATION AND GET OP POKEMON FROM HOME THAT'LL WRECK YOURS HARD FUCKING RETARDS PLAYING THIS P2W SHIT HAHA
>/v/
>>344313873
I see lots of autists having fun with this and actually going outside. What's keeping you in, anon?
>>344298949
Well, shit, good for them.
Go doesn't look like my kind of thing, and even if it was, it doesn't work for phones/tablets with Intel x86 processors so I couldn't play anyway. But I'm glad it's seeing success. Good news is always good.
Gimme a good battle system and let me fight other people.
That is litterally the only thing this game needs.
>>344313990
He probably tried the game, saw there was a nearby gym, got ass wrecked in it because the guy holding it lives right next to it
Now he's salty and made about a dozen if not more posts about how fucking p2w this game is and how retarded everyone is for being active outside with a kiddy nintendoshit game
>>344313873
You're just mad people are out there having fun with themselves and you're the actual lonely pathetic loser sitting at home on your big chair typing up dumb angry shit.
>>344313990
Well there's the fact that I can earn more items and pokemon from staying indoors than going outside. Try reading the thread fuck for brains.
>>344313990
Actually good video games. You know, the thing that should be the main tpic on this board.
So I know this is Pokemon, but this game is essentially Ingress with Pokemons in it.
How stable/reliable is Ingress at this point since it's been out for 3 years?
I know a billion people are hammering the servers trying to play PGo right now, but is Ingress still a buggy mess?
They should make it so that you can only get Weezing or some other toxic pokemon if you visit Chernobyl
>>344313520
damn man it must suck not having any friends
>>344314146
No you can't. Well, unless you got your mom's credit card, and I know you don't since she left it in my room last night.
Has TC login been down for everyone since yesterday?
>>344313792
ou're the one trying to deflect. Only ones throwing a tantrum here are the drones defending it. You haven't contributed anything to the thread whatosever. A literal worthless shitposter. So again, fuck off.
>>344314454
>he's still going
truly the worst board on 4chan
>>344312582
Its made by both you triple nigger. Thats why I said AND a completely seperate company.
>go out
>servers go down
>go back inside servers come up
>go outside
>no pokemon in sight
Do I need to disable wifi so it just goes through my data or something?
Kek remember Nintendos last mobile hit? Muh miitomo reached 10 million users and #1 most downloaded yet is completely dead after the first week. Doesnt help that pokemon is in constant decline with every gen selling less than the last.
>>344314539
>too stupid to realize /v/ isn't one person
This is the worst board on 4chan because retards like you post here and and thinks "HURR STOP POSTING SALTY" after you thew a tantrum is some worthwile contribution to the thread.
This one was first
>>344298949
>>344298949
>>344314426
>No you can't
Yes you can >>344305067
Next time maybe don't admit to the game being p2w when trying out an ebin "your mom" burn.
>>344314796
there he goes again
like a broken record
>Shit literally just came out
>It's already pushed into a single thread because of how obnoxious it is
Can't make this up.
>once in my lifetime actually WANT to go out actively because muh Pokemon
>these servers
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
>>344314935
Oh the irony.
Stop replying to me unless you actually have something to say.
>>344313963
What can you edit on that page?
>finally charged my phone
>go out for poke go
>oh shit it's a caterpie
>girl hits on me
>ignore her as I capture it
>completely ignored her
>she scoffed and walked away
good riddance
>>344314136
>>344314314
See what I mean? You don't actually have any retorts, just character attacks and projecting your own sad little pathetic friendless lives.
Thanks for proving my point.
>>344298949
Well DUH.
Remember when Nintendo announced they were heading into mobile games and after their first shareholder meeting when they announced Miitomo, their stocks crashed a little from all the investors jumping ship, who just wanted something like this.
LETS JUST NOT RELEASE THE GAME IN CANADA I GUESS
>>344314796
Not him but you're the kind of people that make 4chan terrible. You are a worthless fat fuck with nothing better to do but complain and try to be right in threads that shouldn't matter to you.
You're a shitposter. And I wish you were dead.
>>344303160
You stupid cuck the gym battles are just finger spazms
>there are shineis
>>344315167
>things that never happened
>go around trying to catch pokemon
>get robbed by angry slavs
feels bad living in poland
Europe release when
>>344315336
you can hold down the press to do strong attacks
>>344315270
Hey shit for brains, I'm not the one who literally posted
>I don't give a shit about what you were talking about. I don't play mobile games myself
And then proceded to shit all over the place without actually saying anything relavent to the topic at hand. Your English and reading comprehension is abject dogshit.
You're a completly worthless shitposter and the kind of person who makes 4chan insufferable. Your mom should choke you with umbilical cord and do wolrd a favor, My god.
So how do you do the spoof thing?
>>344315215
I love how in some minds of the people who browse here they actually are programmed to think that any reply that doesn't give a specific retort to that person's mindless brainless argument isn't a "retort". You learned that word on 4chan.
This actually proves my point. You've been projecting the entire time, calling people who play the mobile games and catering to the whatever market is pathetic autisticy and so on.
You'll never be right about anything. Just so you know. You are so fucking pitiful it's not even funny. Your life is sad, ours aren't.
I imagine a fat lonely nerd in Gamestop who is just like you trying to argue about something so fucking stupid nobody would think to give you the time of day, and then one person says, "shut the fuck up, nobody cares, you're the actual loser. " and then you rage and try to tell that person how he didn't give a proper retort while he walks away with his friends and you stand there almost about to have a heart attack. Fucking makes me laugh.
Last word, kill yourself you fucking loser.
SERVERS UP SERVERS UP
>>344315261
>game doesn't work
>release the game!
>>344315903
Exactly, this is the reason you make 4chan a shitty place. You're a piece of fucking shit and I hope you get into a car accident. Worthless fucking shitposter always wanting to argue about dumb shit. Kill yourself.
>>344314796
>>344315903
Jesus Christ it's a fucking video game. You're like those dumbasses who riot because your team didn't win the Stanley Cup.
>>344315952
This is weapons grade autism.
>Get back home
>Forgot phone in home so I didn't check anything
>Time for a walk
>Pokemon Trainer club still in maintenance
FOR FUCKS SAKE IT'S BEEN WHAT? 30+ HOURS NO?
/vp/ is better than /v/.
>mmoserver is down because everyone is checking the pokemon go server status
>>344303478
>those names
God damn it
>>344298949
>live in rural area
>obviously don't have access to a flawless 4G connection this shit always requires
>being "always online" is fine for a game you're expected to take outside your fucking house and walk around with
>>344316147
This post wasn't clever, funny, great in any way. Just an actual autistic poster with urges to make posts that might as well be blankposts. Bye meme
>>344316107
>lol it's just a video game shut up!
Kill yourself.
How come this shows up as not compatible with Nexus 5? When I tried the APK, it worked just fine.
Is evolution EXP based on what pokemon you're evolving or is it always 2-4k exp?
>>344316272
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>344316105
>Worthless fucking shitposter always wanting to argue about dumb shit.
Talk about pot calling the kettle a nigger.
Nice impotent rage bitch boy
>>344314454
>You haven't contributed anything to the thread whatosever.
So, screaming "WAAAAH people who spend money in mobile games have an advantage over those who don't!" is a contribution? kek OK buddy.
>>344316310
It is just a video game and you need to shut up. You have grade A autism and you probably fucked a pig.
>>344316364
A HEART OF BROKEN GLASS
>>344315912
>Root your device
>Install a GPS spoofer
>Install Xposed framework
>Install mock mock gps module to hide that you're gps is spoofed
Just installing a gps spoofer isn't enough, the niantic servers detect if your device is using a fake GPS and block you from their servers.
If you're running android 5.0 or later you have to use some roundabout way of installing xposed that i couldn't be bothered with, so i can't even tell ya if it'll actually work.
>>344303478
>Magroin hurts
I lost for some reason
>>344304986
Gym leader
>>344298949
I remember when people thought this was going to fail.
It was literally impossible to fail. People are so dumb.
>Eveevolution is chosen at random
This is fucking evil
>>344316287
Still better than your autism fueled wall of text that nobody will bother reading and actual autsitic posters with the urge to spam variations of "lol get a life you virgin!" ad nauseum in defense of a pokemon mobile app. Bye autist.
Can i do anything while not walking around in town?
>>344316435
>Nice impotent rage bitch boy
>>344315903
>>344314796
Did you even read your posts? Damn anon you're stupid and a loser.
>>344316398
What?
Every single male trainer looks like a LSU or Alabama Frat Boy.
>normies are playing this now
welp
>>344316684
>Moveset is random after every evolve
BETTER BUY SOME MORE INCENSE FUCKBOI
>>344316856
>muh sekret club of pokemon
>People worried about this
Nintendo has already stated over and over again that the mobile games are pretty much bait to attrac people to the REAL games in their consoles
Pokemon Go will never replace actual Pokemon games, specially in any kind of competitive area
Though I like how in Go stuff like Persian and Wigglytuff are actually viable due to the shallow system, nlike the mainline games where it is Mega Kanghaskan, Smogon bird, and primal evolution every signle battle
>>344316580
>a fucking XL Snorlax
THICCCCC
>>344316841
The art for anything but the pokemon is terrible.
>>344316754
>Damn anon you're stupid and a loser.
Wow how clever. Got me with the NO U reply.
I'm actually discussing what's happening in the thread and the game itself in those posts. All you can do is spam insults and kill yourself in your impotent autistic rage. You're so fucking retarded you can't even read the posts you're replying to.
>>344317140
Which is surprisingly decent.
>>344316856
>now
sorry to tell you this, but this is a very normie game, fuccboi
>>344316838
>thumbnail
>>344316996
who is this
>>344317229
What about it?
>>344298949
No.
It'll fall into obscurity in a couple months like all mobile game fads, Pokemon Sun/Moon will sell 15 million copies, as usual.
>>344317140
the girls arent too bad looking
>>344317170
Your not discussing anything faggot, you're doing nothing but bitching about how people are playing a game you don't like.
>>344303689
>Intel CPU phones
>Tfw ASUS Zenfone 2
:(
>>344317314
Look at it very closely.
>>344315785
>hold down button to do strong attack that takes 10 seconds to execute (if the server doesn't shit itself)
>continue to take damage from enemy pokemon while you're shitty mon is doing his strong attack animation
OR
>spam regular attacks as fast as possible
>enemy pokemon dies before it can get off more than a couple attacks
Unless there's a type advantge reason I don't believe strong attacks ever make you come out ahead.
>got a new egg
>want to hatch it
>get on my bike and drive the same route up and down like 10 times
>the 5th time I realize sth, I have become a meme
>accept my fate and play this theme through my phone
>living the dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSDGuqF6aZI
>>344317472
Looks like a Speccy screenshot?
>>344317573
And now look at the gif.
>>344317414
You didn't even read my post shithead.
You're doing nothing but bitching about people who complain about the game and point out exploits. Those complaints are still on topic, you're not discussing anything just shitposting you wothless fuck.
>>344317649
A parrot attacking some Mormon missionaries?
What should I be seeing?
>>344317789
Now think hard.
"Game" requires you to consent to being spied on by GPS by a SUBSIDIARY OF GOOGLE the entire time you play, disconnect from GPS=crash
"Game" also effectively has online-only DRM for a SINGLE PLAYER GAME
"Game" is FREE**, actually has micropayments
>>344303979
I think I understand what you are saying. You are saying that, Nintendo goes for cheap cash grabs, to make money, which they spend to make their good games, which do not sell well because said games are good and not as casual. Well if that's the case, i would accept them making mobile games if it lets them make the money to keep making their console games.
>>344314128
Wew lad, look at all those assumptions.
>>344317890
I don't know?
The parrot's CPU is overheating?
>>344317991
Wow, did you forget to take your medication today?
>>344316272
>>344317890
pls explain it to me i have down syndome ;(
>>344316856
>now
>pokemon
>not normie shit
wew
>>344316468
How is it not? At the very least it's on topic discussion about the game. Meanwhile the only response to it is screaming "WAAAAH it's just a video game go outside you virgin autist stop complaining and ruining my fun you stupid loser!" which contributes nothing to the thread and is just shitposting
Please tell me how any of these posts contribute to the thread when they have absolutely nothing to do with pokemon go.
>>344315952
>>344315270
>>344316107
>>344316472
>>344314539
>>344313792
>>344312747
>>344312081
>>344314136
These are just flaming shitposts, not discussion.
>>344318116
Keep thinking.
Has there been any word if this will eventually connect to bank or the regular games? Or just planned as a stand alone product?
>>344317991
And it states all that up front before someone downloads it. Amazing world we live in, no?
>>344318151
Good job Pajeet, check your paypal ;)
>>344316472
see>>344316287
You need to kill yourself for being this worthless and autistic.
>>344318248
I'm really not seeing a connection between Speccy screenshots and parrots attacking Mormons.
>>344298949
I don't have a phone so the most I do in terms of pokemon exercise is use the pokewalker or o-power recharge function. Can't even use bluestacks to play this shit because you need to move the computer.
>>344318386
Exactly.
>>344318256
>And it states all that up front before someone downloads it.
No it doesn't unless you dig through the TOS.
Even if it did though, what does that have to do with anything?
>>344316105
The reason 4chan is a shitty place is because people reply to posts with nothing but flames. Case in point your shitpost.
>>344318485
Well tell me if it's something bad because I saved it from another thread and would delete it in that case.
>>344318256
>pretend "consent" makes taking advantage of people okay meme
Go read your atlas shrugged again and stop interrupting when adults are talking.
so i've already ran out of poke'balls and don't feel a need to actually buy the in-app purchases. i know you can get them from leveling up and poke'stops but is there any better way or well they devise some other way of item grinding?
>>344298949
Hopefully they wise the fuck up and realize people will buy much more of their well known and beloved franchises if they would stop putting them on poorly selling and unwanted systems.
I really dont get why they stubbornly stick to their consoles. They know good and damn well their sales would skyrocket if they went multiplatform.
>>344315952
>You've been projecting the entire time
Did you even read your post?
>>344318436
>lift a full PC, monitor and power pack
>not getting swole bearmode
It's like you find fitness distasteful.
>>344318759
Find a park. A park near me is densely packed with like 20 pokestops, a couple of which dump like 5 items at least every time.
>>344315952
Damn son, I had no idea pokemon autists were this triggered over people making fun of their p2w shit
Saved for future copypasta.
>>344318961
is there a map i can use to find poke'stops in parks that's not in game?
>>344304986
Caught a Random Porygon at six in the morning in my cereal.
>>344319136
The closest I've heard of is some roundabout bullshit where you sign up for ingress then use their online database since most of the stops in pokemon go are ripped from ingress.
It's just a fun little game that eats your data and battery
I mean, no one will care in three weeks
But hey try to find a little fun in it during those three weeks anon, you are always so down
Can someone tell me how you play this?
Just go around walking and hope a pokemon shows up and you catch it and then what?
>>344319136
yeah it is
>>344319280
This kind of works but over half of the Ingress portals are nothing in GO.
>>344319280
how would i go about finding it in their database?
>>344318952
All my muscles are in my legs so that would be a no.
>Grandpa is upset that he can't play Pokemon GO with his grandsons because he's bedridden
sad
When will this maintenance end? I hope they're actually improving the server capacity.
>>344319484
link?
>>344319417
>no one will care in three weeks
You underestimate the autism of pokemon fans. This game's popularity will be Ingress on steroids
>>344318759
Go to a bar/restaurant/library or something that is a stop. Stops refresh every 5 minutes so just keep spinning.
Or keep walking.
>>344319574
I don't understand why you keep spamming this meme when it's already been explained you can play the game without hiking around outside all day. Literally the best players are people who play from work or use microtransactions
>>344319605
Ha. No this will be like every other day where the servers are down all afternoon and up all night.
>>344319753
stops refresh every five minutes?!!! so does that technically mean i can have a decent surplus of poke'balls if i just hang around the spot for say 20-25 min?
>gf's place is a gym
How do I best mess with the type of fat goons who would go out in 95 in a trenchcoat
Watch Dogs 2
>>344319514
well shit
>>344319524
google it up. i found it looking up how to find pokestops. too lazy to find again.
>>344314136
>you're the actual lonely pathetic loser sitting at home on your big chair typing up dumb angry shit.
>>344315952
>this post
>>344319954
Yes. I was at a bar with friends last night and walked out after an hour and with 55 pokeballs.
>>344320038
Have very loud sex.
>>344320268
fuck yeah thanks for that tip. i had to pass on a squirtle today because of this dilemma.
Are servers down currently?
>>344303790
pst how do u use the special moves
So how far have you walked /v/?
25 Km here
>This week has been a catastrophe for Blackness…and it’s only Thursday. Two men, Alton Sterling and Philando Castile, were killed by police officers within 24 hours of each other. Neither had committed a crime that was punishable by death nor did they put any officers lives at risk.
>In another sector of the internet this week, a mobile game called Pokemon GO was released. Being of the geekish human variety, I was inexplicably excited about this game. They were giving me a chance to catch ’em all once again, this time in the real world using an obvious combination of technology and magic. I downloaded it immediately when I saw the news of its release.
>The premise of Pokemon GO asks me to put my life in danger if I chose to play it as it is intended and with enthusiasm. Let’s just go ahead and add Pokemon GO to the extremely long list of things white people can do without fear of being killed, while Black people have to realistically be wary.
>When my brain started combining the complexity of being Black in America with the real world proposal of wandering and exploration that is designed into the gamplay of Pokemon GO, there was only one conclusion. I might die if I keep playing.
>Honestly, I wish this was a joke post or a satire of some sort. It isn’t.
https://medium.com/mobile-lifestyle/warning-pokemon-go-is-a-death-sentence-if-you-are-a-black-man-acacb4bdae7f#.k4q3gcrhp
>>344320038
How else
Put out your strongest motherfucker and retake the plave everytime they try to take it over
>>344320623
I don't know too. Please help me how do I battle?
>>344320648
15km according to my Fitbit.
3.2km according to the game since this beta piece of cash in doesn't track properly.
>>344320038
Be all lovey dovey on your doorstep at ALL TIMES. Worse than sex, it'll crush their poor souls.
My phone doesn't have a data plan. Looks like I'll only be able to play when connected to someone's Wi-Fi.
>It's ok when nintendo does it the thread
phew
>>344319417
I would if the fucking app worked properly and the servers didn't fucking crash every 20 minutes while I'm out walking my route.
Wait, people don't want to get fit and enjoy a game that's free? Holy shit, you guys are fucking retarded.
>>344320671
Pokeymon Go is white trickery.
>>344320623
>>344320923
Long press
>>344298949
I am so disappointing in humans.
>>344320970
my game does not track if i dont have the app open and active, kinda fucked but i just have it open in my pocket and that fixes it.
>>344320493
Up for me as of 4:39 EST
>>344320038
Do you own the gym? If there's a pokestop nearby use modules on it to lure desperate nerds to it. You have to use coins to buy more than 1-2 you get from leveling tho.
>>344319136
If you have an ingress account you can log into their site since pokestops=portals in ingress. Otherwise just use google maps and your local park will probably be a hotbed for pokemon spawns.
>>344320623
Hold down a press instead of tapping. Kinda pointless though unless it's a super effective against the pokemon type since you're still being attacked while charging your move
>>344318504
Dunno about you, but when I nabbed it from Google Play, it made it clear it wanted access to things like my GPS and had microtransactions.
>>344318671
We live in an age where people willingly sign contracts that go against the very basic rights and freedoms guaranteed to them under their nation's doctrines, and it is legal somehow. Same deal as how people that kept using PSN after the security failures in the past had to agree to a ToS that denies them the right to class action lawsuits, in order to use the service.
Sticking your fingers in your ears and going "la li lu le lo memes" doesn't change anything, but rather makes it that much easier for people to sign away their rights.
Neotendo
>>344320493
The servers go down like every 20 minutes during the day so these questions are pointless.
>>344303948
You fucking retard.
It's like saying raid bosses are hard because they require a lot of people to kill.
>Physical DLC
>Mobileshit
>JUSTING their first party titles
>All the unnecessary censorship
RIP Nintendo
>>344320671
>Neither had committed a crime
Do we have evidence supporting this?
Also if you're that unknowledgeable of your local area you were probably getting mugged one day anyhow. There's a reason the church in the bad area of my town is still a neutral gym.
Alright I'm a britbong and just downloaded it from the US itunes store, I got me a squirtle and there is an abra near me however I live in a small village and I don't really want to roam the streets just to catch a fucking abra.
>>344320671
Black people need to do two things.
Stop listening to democrats and stop committing so much crime. If they did those two things this fag would have nothing to whine about.
>>344306580
More pokemon appear when there are more people around playing, so I want the casuals to download this
Got my normalfag co-workers into this game today. I don't even play it but i find its hilarious they latched on so quickly.
>>344305235Was it an Exxon station?
Are the servers still shitting themselves? I just want to go out and be the very best like no one ever was and capture/strengthen some goddamn Gyms but I gotta drive and it wastes gas.
>>344320671
As a brother I must ask: how the fuck is Pokemon GO dangerous for a black person for any reason other than "You'll get your dumbass hit by car"Then again I live in VA, the only things you need to worry about here are the weather, mosquitos, and Asian VT students
>>344321972
I genuienly feel sorry for people who need to drive around and are spending their own gas money just for pokemans
Feels good living on top of pokestops and having a work route that passes through like 5+ gyms
>>344321972
Yes
Wait until the normies are asleep. Then we shall take the city in the dark.
This game is a lot of fun, especially in a city like San Francisco (Niantic's headquarters) where there is a pokestop pretty much every block and Pokemon everywhere. I live right next to Golden Gate park too, pretty much a safari zone.
>>344322132
You might be seen by a cop after wandering into a white neighborhood. And we all know 100% of cops shoot blacks on site.
342 CP Jolteon :)
You faggots have been saying it's the end of good video games for years.
It's not the end you're just getting old and you're fucking miserable.
You're all absolutely fucking pathetic. Good games are still being made but you just can't be happy. You can't even be happy playing you're only hobby.
I can't wait for this board to die and for the rest of you to end your worthless lives.
Is there a list of regional exclusive pokemon?
>>344322816
don't cut yourself there champ
You guys act like this is has to be some incredible game. It is literally mindless fun. It's something to do when I'm walking around having a smoke. It's just fun to fuck around my neighborhood for a couple minutes and to fuck with people who live around me.
Not every game has to be fucking Dark Souls.
Jesus christ, kys
>>344323041
I wish you would cut yourself and bleed out
>>344322398
Well it's a good thing I live in a generally not shit neighborhood
Then again, the only really shitty thing about Virginia is the bug population
This place is like the anime hometown of states
