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After: Kirby & the Amazing Mirror
>THAT PRETTY LADY ON THE COUCH IS MY GIRLFRIEND
>IT'S THE TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF WHEN SHE STARTED HER TRANSITION
second for a hot head
>>344282331
reminder the room is in emote mode because there is a trap and twitch cant handle reality
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>>344282376
I don't mind trannies when they actually look like women.
I SEE YOU AT MY JOB
YOU'RE CARRYING YOURSELF SO WELLLL
I MADE MYSELF A PROMISE
NOT TO GET EMOTIONALLLLL
>Trans runner
>Trans with no pants on the couch behind xim
>Fedora on the right
Perfect
>>344282376
two years and he still looks like a bloke.
I'd be fucking furious. He should complain to his doctor.
>more of this ugly ass """""girl"""""
Why is every other run at GDQ by some mentally ill?
They gave him fucking FOUR runs today, unbelievable
Is protomagicalgirl a tranny?
how do you even enjoy playing the game hundreds of times in a row as quickly as possible?
also is this guy supposed to be a tranny or why does he call himself "girl"?
>the black mute is in emote only mode
thanks for the laugh anon
that is the least passable "girl" in history
>>344282376
and i thought GDQs wouldn't ever top the chibi stuff
what is it with speedruns being overrun by trannies
>He fucking wears a skirt
I'm sorry for doubting you all, I fucking see it now.
Why are there so many MTF trans people and so few FTM?
>"no guys I swear there's no LGBTQRPERHK agenda at SGDQ"
>two trannies on camera
>all this KappaPride spam
kek
how do we even know this guy is a trans?
he literally just seems like an effeminate dude with a weeb username
>>344282420
>trap
Is it really a trap if it doesn't look feminine?
dafuq this person isn't proto, magical or a girl.
>her
>she
oh boy
>>344282331
Is the stream repeating for anyone else?
>>344282461
>the shelf
LMAO
how can you be unaware of that?
black guy said "he" so they muted him
>Her
Now I get the emote only mode.
>she
ahahah
>>344282461
Wait a minute that dildo...
>she
>>344282535
Women already get enough attention as they are. They'd actually get less attention by going male.
>>344282535
Why would people want to become part of a less valued and less protected class of society?
It will only get worse from here
More mentally ill trannies will see that trannies are getting alot of positive energy and attention at speedrunning events. In 2020 speedrunning will be some sort of tranny festival where cis bigots cant enter.
Keep in mind sgqd BANNED plain harmless 2hu plushies (not sexy dakimura ones). But letting us watch severely mentally ill men in a dress and makeup with stubble is PERFECTLY FINE LUL
fuck this shit
>>344282535
Girls are not retarded enough to give up the benefits and privileges that come with being female.
>>344282546
>>344282474
he also has a bit on his twitch about being in an all female group and everyone refers to him with "she"
>>344282467
need testosterone to be furious.
Do you see the Jew doctor plot now?
>>344282546
ok scratch that, the dude on the couch just said "her"
>>344282535
because men who can't handle any emotional stress think that they must be women so they just get their dick chopped off and are surrounded by white knights
>Trauma Center Second Opinion currently scheduled for 2:30AM
The one game I've been looking forward to all week and I have to murder my sleep schedule to watch it.
>Child of Light right after it at 4:20am
FUCK!
have the fat neckbeards stopped crying about trannies yet?
>>344282546
Nigga, the preferred pronouns were made very clear earlier on
>>344282474
Is she transitioning? Because that's usually the best way to cure dysphoria.
Having it and not doing anything about that kind of disorder is pretty harsh.
>>344282461
jesuschrist, how the fuck people like that get a job and go outside?
America please.
GDQ is one of th emore racist events
typical white males collecting money to "save" black people around the world cause they think blacks cant help themselves and need the white man to do it
sickening
More fucking trannies. God stop engineering this shit already, we get it, there are trannies in the communities. Stop giving them unwarranted spotlighg
>>344282461
>dildo and lube in clear view
SPEEDRUNNING
>>344282546
female pronouns
Anything good happened in the last couple hours?
>>344282420
trap: looks like a girl
tranny: thinks it is a girl
GDQ has really turned into a gathering for the mentally ill, the unknown camerawhores playing casual games, zelda fanboys and the bottom of the barrel gamers.
>>344282331
That's a pretty empty room for 9am, these gamers get up at noon? or did they just go explore the city rather than watch a tranny run gameboy games?
Because I can't blame them if they went out for breakfast.
fuck this tranny, post proper qt grill speedrunners
Are there any runs you are looking forward to? I already saw everything i wanted to and the runs that are left seem pretty shit familia.
>>344282541
>followed by BCWarrior and Hot_Pokket
Twitch chat never dissapoints
is this dude wearing makeup?
>>344282474
that's not a girl
>>344282461
she's cute
>>344282642
>
HAHAHAHAHahahaha that picture is fucking magic.
>>344282552
>PROTO
>MAGICAL
>GIRL
>>344282535
It's easier to dig a hole, than to build a tower.
>>344282535
because women suck at video games
Reminder not to get into speedrunning because its 90% certain you will become a """female"""
>>344282678
If I see that hulking mass coming my way you better believe I'm speedrunning the fuck outta there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmK1osGXhq4
>>344282642
so this is what hell looks like?
>>344282642
Terrifying
>>344282675
Why is the black dude sitting on the couch instead of running the game?
#GDQRacist
>>344282491
I think he just introduced himself vocally on the couch just a moment ago. I guess he's just really shy?
>>344282638
Dakis are allowed.
Fursuits are allowed.
Another low effort tranny
Why is this allowed
>>344282461
>there are people alive right now at some place living like this
>>344282672
>implying trannies have jobs
all trannies I've seen are streamers or progamers
Who is that on the left on the couch.
Speedrunners look at everything in terms of time.
Women live longer than men so speedrunners become women to gain years of life.
This is the least convincing tranny I have ever seen.
>>344282376
And he just busts it out in the middle of the run
>alright so I'm doing this, this and that
>also that's my girl friend, she's transexual
>just putting it out there, let's get some applause
there's a time and a place for things. I guess
the one on the couch is cute as fuck i'd bang (not gay feminine penis etc)
>inb4 smug anime face
>>344282376
FINKEL IS EINHORN
Reminder that some runs got cut down to fit in this degenerate agenda.
>>344282656
Transexuality is a sin, anon.
>>344282768
TELL ME THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN
It's so feminine and easily identifiable as a girl that it has have girl in its name.
>>344282768
fumos are not
sanae literally did nothing wrong.
>>344282719
Look at the schedule. The only thing going on is Mario Maker but even that will probably be shit. I'm taking the day off basically.
>>344282642
how many of those are actually female?
one?
Is this a tranny too??Actually qt
>>344282837
>expecting nepneps without dakis
oh you fool
>>344282820
need pics
>>344282796
that makes no sense
wouldn't you want to go through life as quickly as possible
>>344282461
What's worse, being that thing, or being the guy who's dating that thing?
Anything good after fallout 4?
That black guys face is the face of true uncomfortable suffering.
>>344282796
More like trannies are way more likely to commit sudoku. They are speedrunning life (more like speed ruining their lives amirite?)
>>344282461
"She" looks like John Lithgow in drag.
Why does v get so triggered over switching genders?
>she
>>344282872
ye it is
would bang
>tfw you look more girly than these disgusting trannies without even being on HRT
Feels good being a trap
>>344282761
He ran the last game, his commentary was so compelling and original.
>>344282535
They realise being a girl is playing easy mode.
>tfw we've come to a point where you can literally just wake up one day, decide you're now a girl, go out and proclaim so and everyone will call you "brave" and say "wow, she's so strong" and "you're a cutie!" and treat you with gloves
>>344282827
I know. When is there a civil war in the GDQ community? When is fun coming back instead of pushing a political agenda?
I wish all the banned people would just come together and say fuck you to GDQ and make their own event
>>344282768
That wasn't this year I take it
See this? This is an acceptable trans person.
The guy playing is literally just attention seeking.
>>344282801
transitioning isn't all or nothing. a lot of the time they don't even take hormones. it's kind of like a spectrum.
about to ask why you hate this guy
>transfagget
the fuck guys, dis nigga aint even trying.
>>344282642
No No Yes Yes Yes
No Yes Yes
>SGDQ
>simulating genders done quick
MTF rarely looks good, it usually ranges from man in dress to a half & half monstrosity. Pic related is rare good looking ones.
>>344282914
because it's genotypically impossible
don't let these ghouls drag the good ones down
>it's a trap
>>344282920
kys
>"it's a trap"
>>344282736
Fuck man, that's deep.
>bigots
God damn it, why am I getting a boner from the pantsless tranny.
I need to lay off the shemale porn.
>its a trap
>>344282937
Look at the corners of the webm.
Look at the layout of the stream.
Look at the date in the filename.
>>344282331
Should be called "I'm sick of shemales edition"
>>344282768
Oh god if I ever get in I'm bringing two funny daki's.
My brother, friends, and whatever girl I'm with at the time will be mad I didn't bring on for 15 minutes of fame.
>ITS A TRAP
my sides
>>344282461
Tell me /v/:
Why are all trannies ugly, fat men who has never worked out in their life before?
Why are all trannies so fucking ugly in their faces? They look so fucking awful.
Why are all trannies so fucking ugly with awful postures? They look like the hunchback of Notre Dame.
Why do all trannies wear fucking ugly clothes like in the picture?
brb soylent
>>344282942
How do you get tits that big when you go trans
>>344282856
No idea, maybe the three in front and the blonde in the back to the right (she's an announcer yes?) unsure wether the brunette in the back with the checkered shirt is a woman or not which perhaps makes me gay.
>>344282535
there's tons of FTM, if not more than MTF, they just pass with way less effort and aren't as mentally ill so they don't standout
>(it's a trap!)
BANNED
>>344282914
repressed homoeroticism
is the black guy the only normal one there
>>344282942
Is his jaw fixed surgivcally? What gives away a trap or tranny is always the jaw
>>344282872
everyone's a tranny
they're all trannies anon
>>344282931
i should just go to one of these things and dress as girl just to piss off all the trannies.
I actually pass, disregarding voice.
>me? I just like dressing as girl, I'm not a woman.
>>344282856
I can 100% confirm 3 are real girls (two on the far right and one in the bottom middle)
don't know about the rest though
>>344282942
>>344282978
>>344282987
kill yourselves faggots
>>344283003
I see what you did there.
>>344282914
1. Because this one isn't even trying. If you want to be a girl, maybe try your best to look like one. This is just a regular dude who calls himself a girl.
2. Because GDQ pushes its SJW agenda on me with a schedule that has WAY more trans runs than you would normally have.
Good runs by normal people were denied to make room to give a trans like this four runs in a single day.
>Girlfriend got me into drag queens.
>Now have less patience for the saturation of MtF in gaming and other nerdy shit.
They don't even consider themselves women and put a million times more effort into looking like women than these lazy attention whores.
>>344283006
To be fair, they had to implement this because autists were literally assaulting the girls.
So this is protomagicalgirl.
Was not expecting this.
Is it bad that I wanna put my penis inside the cute boy on the couch? No homo.
>>344282942
Bailey Jay too.
When transfolk put in the effort I'm fine with them.
But when they look gross like >>344282461
and >>344282642 and >>344282725
it's just shit
>>344283092
LOL sure tumblr
>>344283059
Imagine how he feels. He just wanted to play gameboy games. Now he's surrounded by these people.
>>344283089
>Girlfriend got me into drag queens.
>>344282987
The good ones probably don't go around saying "I'M TRANS BY THE WAY" all the time because they actually look convincing enough
>>344282920
>skinny white boys that post their legs think theyre any better than trannies
kys
>dick is confused by all the decent trans in this thread
please don't stop
SHOUTOUTS TO SIMPLEFLIPS BOYS
>>344283049
Blue shirt and pink shirt seem clear males, others look female to me. Fat one is a bit unclear.
>tfw gdq's are more about trannies now than the real cringy autists like it used to
>>344283142
RuPaul's Drag race is fun.
>>344283047
Bike pump and some bravery.
>>344283076
One of the Tetris runners did exactly that.
Dude looked like a fucking caveman with long straight hair. Made all sorts of subtle attacks on Cosmo by indirectly quoting him and dissing him. It was expertly done.
that girlyguys balls must be really squished with hisher legs crossed like that
>>344282725
why do the most shovel chinned men decide to become women? That mouth is like four miles north of that chin line.
>took a 10 hour nap
>wake up to even more trans runners
Americans, wtf?
>Go to sleep after the hilarious tranny shitstorm that was fallout 3
>wake up to more trannies
this is hilarious
>>344283184
Who is he?
How many fucking trannies are at this event?
>>344283120
It's not okay to touch girls when they don't know you.
>>344283173
i agree my man
>>344283181
>Dude looked like a fucking caveman with long straight hair. Made all sorts of subtle attacks on Cosmo by indirectly quoting him and dissing him. It was expertly done.
Which Tetris run was this?
>>344283059
I'd hug him, he seems a nice guy.
>>344283216
99%
>>344283216
The only two types of people in this world are pre and post-op transsexuals
that's retard just throw 1 ninpo so you only have to hit him once when he lands.
>>344283204
>tranny shitstorm that was fallout 3
What did I miss?
>>344283216
All of them.
I'm pretty sure the GDQ management made sure to give every single trans runner a slot at this event.
Gotta push gaming forward!
>>344283216
All of them.
>>344283089
Ya I'm trans and put effort into making myself presentable (granted I'm way luckier than most) and when I see ppl like this and especially when they put female words in their handles, it's just infuriating. just makes everyone look bad.
is this the tranny block of the marathon?
>>344283201
>10 hour nap
>>344283181
yeah, but he didn't pass.
Passing is what would make it truly offensive and insulting. "look at me, I'm an amateur and I'm more feminine than you."
>>344282535
I'm a tomboy.
>>344282535
Because looking like an average guy is far easier then looking like an average woman, so you notice it more. Since women can wear really any clothing without it being seen as 'cross dressing as a guy' it's far easier to transition by riding being a tomboy until people just assume you're a not manly dude.
Meanwhile doing MTF is an uphill battle of all kinds of retarded ideas and the fact that you're going to be easily identified as not female for like 6-10 years and have to deal with the baggage that comes with that, and that's if you end up being lucky.
Manlet speedrunners go home
>>344283237
After the Tetris block, during the interview.
>my mind just wanders
>transition
etc. etc.
>>344283276
Same one gets 4 runs
Equality.
>>344283283
>falling for the bait
>>344282872
I need pictures, pictures of this sissy white boi.
I wanna fuck those qt legs on the couch
who is that cute girl on the couch
calling mentally ill males "she" and "her" is so fucking wrong
what the fuck is wrong with you america and why do you have so many trannies
>>344283142
>>344283173
Yeah this. I know it sounds dumb but the show is great. You're watching a performance show, a comedy show, a fashion and makeup show (again sounds dumb, I just like art) and a lot of other things in one. I've laughed out loud watching it and I've gasped at some of the skill of these people.
She's seen some queens live and they're super nice. I like supporting people who are good at their craft and like entertaining people rather than these weak nerds crying out for help.
Dude why can't trannies just be flamboyantly gay, literally why do they need to switch genders? I used to be sympathetic to it, but I'm only now realizing how fucking retarded it is. I get that they feel feminine, but Switching sexes is actually and factually autismal, and for that matter extremely hypocritical. These are people that bitch and moan about social definitions then have to literally change the body nature gave them to suit their preferred social definition. Why not just ask girly or butch? Who gives a shit? You don't have to actually become a different gender, you fucking shitbirds.
As I'm making this webm I'm questioning why I did it.
Screw it I'm too fast. Here it is.
>just want to get fucked while wearing girls clothes for a couple years
>trannies ruin everything with their low effort hormone shit
Man they are the worst and why are there still messages being deleted even though it's only emotes.
Wait, is the runner a "woman"?
Why are they saying "she"?
Just be yourself.
>>344283264
>doing his run
>suddenly turns around and calls atention to tranny on couch
>this pretty lady is my girlfriend, it's the 2 year anniversary of her deciding to transition. Can we get some applause?
something like that
>>344282461
so I looked at the schedule.
this fucking trap gets FOUR runs while other speedrunners cant get ONE game in the marathon
>equality!
>>344282984
genotypes don't play much of an effect in transitioning. If that were the case the existence of traps would be impossible.
>>344283264
>Guy playing the game had a "girlfriend" behind him that looked like Sloth from The Goonies.
>Was doing some trick in the run
>Oh by the way that pretty girl on the couch is my girlfriend and it's been two years since she started transitioning so fucking clap for me shitlords
>>344283273
I'm a normal guy and even I can understand where you are coming from.
You put effort into it.
This guy literally just changes his handle to "qtstrawberryprincess;3" and considers it a done deal and he's now a woman to everyone
>>344283381
So fierce and sassy
>>344283381
btw that cute lil femboi is dating the runner LOL
>>344283404
He loos very Jewish
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|3
Gamers are so fucking emotional and easily triggered. They deserved to get bullied in school.
>>344282642
Oh my god so this person was actually a tranny too
>>344283365
Holy fucking shit.
>>344283452
bully me, anon
>>344283365
The cringe, it physically hurts.
>>344283458
das it mane
>>344282376
Just pack it in now. We won't get anything better then this at this SGDQ.
>>344283494
no bully!
is this proof that anime is actually a plot to kill of the white man?
why didn't Rebecca run anything? are cis girls not allowed?
>real men dont look at explosions
irony
Is this SGDQ 2016 or Tranny-con 2016? I can't tell.
>>344283202
>implying the russian military isn't just a coverup for a gay sex ring
senpai...
>"Please stop ignoring me"
Says it all right there.
>>344283417
'If you've got a Y chromosome then you're fucked up in the dome.'
A little rhyme I use whenever I wonder if I'm a girl.
>>344283302
Trannie on the couch is kind of hot. Maybe it's the posture
IM SO MAD ABOUT TRANNIES
WHY CANT THEY JUST DO NORMAL MARTHON
>>344283525
Trannies only. Real vaginas are gross.
>that's what real men do
>real men
>>344282642
I would fuck the blonde and brunette in the back
>>344282461
>We live in a world where people think this is normal.
>>344283561
shoulders are still broad
>>344283365
Fuck me that is sad.
>>344283381
isn't that like the half life 2 guy/girl from last year?
Sometimes I wonder how real girls feel about all these trans
>real men
just tuned in
that's a man sitting to the left of the couch right?
>trivia no one cares about
where is omar when you need him
>be black
>shy, kind of quiet
>go to GDQ to speed my game
>surrounded by 2 trannies, a fedora, and a normal guy hiding his huge skeleton boner
>>344283365
tranniversary
>>344283561
Are they trans or just bent and effeminate?
IM SO MAD IM SO MAD IM SO MAD
WHY IS THERE TRANNIES
>>344283562
They're speedrunning games, what more do you want?
>>344283365
>this is allowed
>having fun and talking about Owen Wilson isn't
>>344283601
there are no men at sgdq.
Is this the best 3DPD has to offer?
Pathetic
>>344283616
He's fucking those 72 brown boys he was promised.
>>344283601
At this point, we just have to assume the worst.
>>344283525
She tried
>>344283295
>Tomboy
Go on.
>>344283404
I guess the butt pounding he got in prison did a number on him.
>>344283589
Indifferent. Sometimes cringing when they have no idea about makeup/fashion and fail utterly.
>>344282768
Can we just nuke this event? It seems to be the ideal bait for the worst kind of people.
>>344283641
WHY DOES NO ONE ACCEPT MY MENTAL ILLNESS IM SO MAD IM SO MAD IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
>anouncer calling him she
>she
>she
Whatever.
>>344283589
pretty good. Real girls love nothing more than to be surrounded by ugly as fuck "girls"
>>344283635
underated
>>344283668
wow I can't believe you can just change your gender like that
I've never thought about that before it's unbelievable
>>344283616
>>344283616
Based Omar "Judgment Day at the Cabaret" Mateen
>>344283705
I'm the qt tomboy archetype you love anon.
>>344283641
Did you write this?
>more shitty dubstep music
WHAT THE FUCK SGDQ?
I get this place is supposed to be no-holds barred bullying.
But damn, sometimes I wish you guys weren't so cruel.
I like this music
>>344283726
thats how trannies work
>>344283698
>good games declined
>4 shitty games for 1 tranny to run
so much fairness!
>>344282942
>there will never be porn of dom tranny like that fucking a cute chick into submission
And people ask why I prefere hentai.
>>344283579
that's being S U P E R nitpicky anon.
>>344283698
How old is she?
>>344283698
Too bad, she had to make room for all the inclusive gaming runs
>>344282376
Has chibi/caveman finally been topped?
Webm making asshole here. Should I just delete all of my recordings from the past 15 minutes or do you want me to make more shit before I move on?
>>344283773
kys yourself
>>344283173
Muh Nigga
>>344283668
They never did completley stop though, which was great
>it's your funeral
>... Can Owen Wilson be there?
>>344283726
>tfw no tomoko gf to spend all day in the room just playing videogames and cuddling.
>>344283698
what a joke
>>344282331
When's Prinny?
>>344283616
Omar "You chose to pack fudge now Allah is your judge" Mateen
Omar "Killed 50 Twinks and Didn't Blink" Mateen
Omar "Make the queer disappear" Mateen
Omar "Spray the gay away" Mateen
Omar "Unload my mag in every fag" Mateen
Omar "You lick bum? Die like scum" Mateen
Omar "Suck a cock, get the glock" Mateen
Omar "Club's closed due to AIDS" Mateen
Omar "Instilling fear in the queers" Mateen
Omar "Suck my Glock" Mateen
Omar "Giving Queens the M16" Mateen
Omar "Empty my 9 at the gloryhole line" Mateen
Omar "Putting fags into body bags" Mateen
Omar "Born this way? Then you die today" Mateen
Omar "Think I'm cute, then I have to shoot" Mateen
Omar "Anal Annihilator" Mateen
Omar "Can't eat cock during Ramadan" Mateen
Omar "Don't eat ass during my holy fast" Mateen
Omar "Act haram you get harm" Mateen
Omar "Candy ass turned to glass" Mateen
Omar "The penetrator, no homo" Mateen
Omar "Put away that peen or get a bullet in you spleen" Mateen
Omar "Tossing grenades at pride parades" Mateen
Omar "If you're a poof, you're off the roof" Mateen
Omar "Emptying my glock on those who like cock" Mateen
Omar "Stay in the closet or you get put in a casket' Mateen
Omar "Adam and Steve, meet Smith and Wesson" Mateen
Omar "Lick a thick dick, get bricked quick" Mateen
Omar "Koran says it's a no no so gays have got to go go" Mateen
Omar "Open gaybar? Allahu Akbar" Mateen
Omar "Get on your knees, close your eyes, and open your mouth" Mateen
Omar "Kiss a man? BLAM" Mateen
Omar "If he sucks cock he's going to get shot" Mateen.
Omar "Wiping the gay club clean" Mateen
Omar "One Man Homocaust" Mateen
Omar "The Closet Closer" Mateen
Omar "I got something to put in you" Mateen
Omar "Fags gon' fall when I shoot 'em all" Mateen
Omar "What did he mean" Mateen
Omar "Bustin' caps in traps" Mateen
Omar "God Slay The Queen" Mateen
>>344283698
And yet this
>
>
>
currently playing is allowed to run like 5 games. What the actual fuck.
>More tranny speedrunners than female speedrunners
>>344283806
in terms of "oh god what the fuck are you doing why why why" it's up there
there was just... no need
>>344283668
>weaow
So is nobody going to provide more info on the sissy qt boi on the couch?pls
>>344283061
That jaw is pretty masculine anon, it also helps that she's looking down.
>>344283709
This. If they seem like a good person then I throw some fashion, makeup, hair and skincare advice their way to be more convincing.Although I got groped by a trans woman so I had to stop being bitter about that first.
>>344283867
the dood run already happened.
>>344283846
But there's the problem anon, she's disgusting.
She's ugly, she smells and she doesn't want to be hugged.I'd bully her tho desu
One honest question here guys
Do speedrunners actually like what GDQ has become? Do they like the agenda-driven draconian practices? No fun allowed? Giving people more runs just because they cut off their dick?
Why don't runners, banned or not, who just want to have fun come together and make their own GDQ without these shitty rules?
This shit is sterile, unnatural, boring
>>344283761
Like the tsundere reverse trap tomboys in doujins? Or just one of those girls that doesn't give a fuck about how she looks so she doesn't bother with pushup bras and makeup.
these gdqs get worse every year
next year it will be a furry con.
>>344283868
>Omar "Adam and Steve, meet Smith and Wesson" Mateen
Oh shit hahahahaha
I'm fucking sick and tired of these 10-25 minute runs
>>344283907
the sissy is dating the runner
>>344283875
well, girls are just bad at videogames, have you seen tetris attack?
>no trannies
fukkin finally
hot
>>344283946
Exactly like your tsundere reverse trap tomboys you love anon.
>>344283940
how many people from the early ones are still around?
i'm guessing not many
>>344283940
They had one called NASA
>>344283940
ask /srg/
>>344283940
No. That's why all the "good" speedrunners don't come to this anymore.
>>344283823
u got only a 10 meg harddrive?
qt tranny on couch.
FOUR fucking runs for one tranny degenerate
meanwhile
other runners get games turned down
how is this fair?
How was fallout last night?
>>344282461
*sigh*
lets a go
*neck snaps*
>>344283940
Because the good ones are at home getting better times, not parading around on a stream.
>>344283940
More and more pure speedrunners are getting turned off from the marathons by the decisions of the people who run them.
It used to be about fun for charity.
Now it's about charity and popularity.
>>344283940
>Why don't runners, banned or not, who just want to have fun come together and make their own GDQ without these shitty rules?
They did. NASA happened just before gdq.
>>344283995
next year he will start transitioning
i just know it
>>344283940
When I saw Bonesaw's expression when they were trying to tell him to stop having fun and him saying "What am I not allowed to do?" in disbelief, I like to think he doesn't like what it's become.
>>344284031
It was a transcendental experience.
>>344283589
For the most part they don't care.
It's usually just guys crying and whining about it. I'm not sure why, but many men are genuinely frightened by men who wear dresses. It's hilarious how insecure they are about what other people do with their lives.
>>344283940
They already started doing that.
Its called NASA and ESA.
So are we all agreed, speedrunning is a mental illness?
>>344283940
There is a reason many of them have stopped attending or go to other, lesser known events such as NASA/ESA
>>344284031
We celebrated the 2 month anniversary of the runners bf transitioning
>>344284031
It was overshadowed by one of the most surreal moments ever to happen at a gdq
>>344284028
All's fair incapitalismand war.
>>344284018
I had to retire my 2TB data drive a few months ago and haven't replaced it.
This is what happens.
>>344284097
It's the most degenerate act mankind has ever devised.
>>344283986
Yeah let's have more 4hrs of text skipping runs.
>>344284097
it requires a form of mental illness
>GDQ's
>Turning more into trans conventions
>GDQ encouraging the safe space BS
If this was not for charity people would have stopped watching already.
Ok, fallout 3 was a shitshow
was 4 any better?
>>344284097
yes
>>344284102
>>344284079
Why can't their just be a normal run
>>344284031
fucking glod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9-i3pEZdOc
>>344284084
>im not sure why
cause they are mentally ill?
>>344283995
>shaved legs
femboy in the sheets confirmed
>>344284031
fallout 3 was... something..
fallout 4 was pretty sweet. cool runner also
Mundungu seems like a cool guy to hang out with.
>>344283589
Would never say anything to their face
>>344284084
>implying it's not just alt-right shitposting
>implying they're not just acting like a hivemind on the internet to impress each other
>>344283986
>tune in during yurop time
>shitty short runs constantly
the schedule has been fucking garbage this year, obv. its going to be centered around us time but its never been this bad..
>>344284097
Judging from what I have seen and everyone going trans. I would have to agree.
>>344284156
They went into depth on the tech because they routed it and the entire couch was filled with savage fuckers. Quality run / 10
>All these chat messages being deleted
People who should get 4 runs:
>Mister K
>PJ
>Mecha Richter
>Werster
>>344284153
>Charity
I'm here for the autism honestly.
>>344284068
when was this?
Why do trannies flock to these events? Do they figure that all the nerds there are desperate enough to treat them like women
>>344284130
Absolutely based.
>>344284162
WOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>344284097
I think so yes.
I watch this out of horrified fascination. Adding more forced practices and making it all feel sterile just adds to the weird creepiness of it all.
Its a twice a year beautiful human train wreck.
werster was banned to make room for trannies
that says it all
>bid war of Kirby color for Air Ride
>white Kirby is winning
>second place is brown
Heh
How hard would it be to shoot up a gdq?
>>344284259
trannies crave for attention because they need other people's support to justify getting their dicks cut off and growing tits.
speedrunning gives people attention.
>>344284164
>cause they are mentally ill?
So is 90% of 4chan, what's your point?
>>344284326
I'd rather the trannies. Fuck that little cunt.
>FO3 runner's "girlfriend" is a trans
So did he basically oust himself as being gay as well? Since he didn't dump its ass already?
>WIFE'S
>TWO
>CHILDREN
>my wife's two children are glued to the TV
What did he mean by this?
>>344284242
"I would really prefer if you'd be quiet"
>>344284237
Wasn't our boi werster banned a long time ago?
>>344284387
t. nigger
>my wife's two children
which one of you did that?
What's your favorite Ultra, /v/?
>>344284382
Exterminate both the trans and the faggots posting in this thread.
>>344284387
nigger
>>344284387
See, this is why we need Werster. Dude actually has an opinion which creates a dynamic. This shit is just SJW sterileness cause muh safespace muh nofunallowed
>>344283868
When did /pol/ get so shit?
>all this mental illness
>lowest donation total in years for a Friday.
The overton window is shifting lads.
>banned for posting ResidentSleeper
Why the fuck do they even have shitty little games like this? It's literally Trip World with worse music and whatever game Nacho played with less interesting mechanics. Fucking tragic.
>>344283940
>Do speedrunners actually like what GDQ has become?
Not really no. The ones that are tired of this SJW/no fun bullshit started NASA.
>>344284435
>implying I'd waste money to hear a stale joke I've already heard this marathon
>>344284162
That was cringey. I thought trannys didn't want to be just outed like that even it's a 'special day'.
>>344284504
when it was flooded with underages looking for epic memes
>>344284230
It's because a bot is removing spam messages, too many emotes in one message gets timed out automatically.
>>344284259
If you want a serious answer, I'm pretty confident it's autogynephilia being more prevalent, since trap porn is everywhere now.
Get a big group of people who are a demographic predisposed towards imageboards/online culture where traps are more popular, autogynephilia will show up more.
>>344283698
and yet protodegenerate"""girl""" gets multiple runs. what a joke.
>>344284458
Mebius.
JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOOO
>>344284428
He was.
It was the start of it all.
>>344284509
>whatever game Nacho played
That was Trip World
Wish Nacho was doing more runs
I'm only watching for the JetSetRadio music in the intermissions..
>all this jet-set radio music
Based JSR
>this music
>can't stop thinking about Zone's flash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YWlFPq7Z40
Reminder
>>344284230
it's emote only mode, not even worth looking at
>>344284495
stealing door keys is based lol
he said nigger live lol woah
The kid is a fucking moron. At least we can laugh at the trannies. Hes just a little prick you wouldn't even look at passing in the street.
Loving this string of JSR music that's been playing lately.
>>344284540
Trans people who really have a mental problem and invest a lot of time, effort and money in theri transitioning come off as convincing and just want to be left along. Half assed attempts like the GDQ trannies just want attention and hugboxes.
>>344284565
This is 100% what happened to cosmo.
Got btfo then the autogynephelia was something that comforted him more. Cracked and it all came up to the surface.
>>344284601
>that was trip world
I see. I'm sure there was another game like it before, too, though.
>>344283995
that's my baby neskamikaze
quick who was the qt on the couch last run?
>>344284570
I want to impregnate her
>>344284252
gamesdonequick/v/76689322?t=04m09s
put it after twitch tv/
might be towards the end of the run
well worth watching all of it
Even though i hate twitch chat, I'm curious why is it all emotes?
All dis glorious JSRF Music.
Would you?
>>344284540
I don't think there is ever an appropriate time to talk about when someone first embraced their mental disorder.
>>344284636
Name one run the last two GDQ's with better commentary then a Werster run.
>>344284648
best part
>english song
>post anime shit
fucking retards
>>344284708
probably emote only mode
reminder that the audience just watches the stream on projector screens, they are separated from the runners
they paid $70 for event badges
if they stayed at the hotel, they paid $115+/night for a room
this is not counting travel expenses
>>344284682
Its drinking Soylent for years that did it to Cosmo
>>344284627
KeK. When was this?
Who is this edgelord?
>>344284714
jesus go to a hair saloon and fix that hair
>>344284690
Is that...is that Anthony Burch?
>>344284624
The flash wasn't even that good.Like how the fuck you gonna fit a fucking rattle can up there
>>344284237
>not Bonesaw577 and his buttbuddy Patrick
wtf man, you hate fun?
>>344283698
Jesus Fucking Christ now I'm mad. Resident Evil 3 is fun as fuck to watch
>>344284763
worth it for the nerd orgies desu
>>344284791
He looks dangerous
>>344284791
Trayvon Martin
>>344284791
Trihard snuck in
>>344284724
PJ - Puwexil - Omnigamer
What do i win?
>>344283698
>real girl who could pull off a knife only RE3
>instead have trannies lets play shitty gameboy games
>>344284763
>if they stayed at the hotel, they paid $115+/night for a room
I like to think half of them are just hanging with the homeless and sleeping on the street during this event.
>>344284714
Sure, as long as it keeps its mouth closed.
>>344284803
I'm not talking about Zone's JSR flash. Zone made a short little flash of Zone-tan with that exact song in it.
>>344284714
which one
>>344284865
Welcome to the wonderful world of inclusivity
>>344284714
cosmo?
PUYO SOON
>>344284852
>omnigamer
good taste
>>344284770
This and the fact that his transition isn't being monitored by a doctor and he didn't have a psychological evaluation beforehand. Dude's just buying estrogen online and injecting however many miligrams he thinks he needs.
He's pretty much making his body PMS 24/7. That's what's doing it to him.
Is this guy a midget or what's going on here?
>>344284901
Looks like John Numbers
>>344284714
On the down-low with no talking and the only interaction being dat boipussy sure
>>344284714
With him looking like that, and shaved down below?
Would suck him dry and fuck him raw
>>344284791
blm shooter
>>344284892
Good work anon you fixed my disgust.good taste
>>344284252
Watch that run, you can tell the staff is trying to close the pool the whole time
>>344284763
Going there if you are not a runner is seriously pointless
>>344284919
her name is Wanda
>>344284636
>mfw americans are not allowed to use the word nigger
>mfw everyone uses it here when talking in english about them
Why's he wearing glasses now?
>>344284876
but how would it suck you off
>>344284929
is he legit buying it online? how do u know?
>>344284929
This is a very pseudoscience post anon, maybe you should think a little harder before unironically posting something so dum :)
>>344284714
>people are desperate enough to fuck trans/traps
just diggy my shiggy up
>>344283987
Really? Is there a name for that boi? I must see moar.
well congratz you shitlords. your transphobia triggered everyone. hope you are happy you assholes.
https://twitter.com/Brossentia/status/751408679719608321?s=09
>>344284791
A recruitable character
>>344284968
what a great run wow i broke my nose trying to keep up
>>344284237
>PJ
>Mecha Richter
my nigger
>>344284986
Because sexy
>>344284865
>>344284915
>speedrunning is so dominated by males even males who are pretending to be female have precedencethere's someone thinking this right now
DIVERSITY
YOU HEARD THAT GUYS?
NEVER MIND THAT WE DECIDE WHO GET TO PLAY AND WHEN
DIVERSITY WE HAVE SO MUCH DIVERSITY
>>344285016
I second this
>>344285026
wtf happened? during which run?
>>344284237
me in a dress
>>344284458
I don't know much about Ultraman but I know that OKKUSENMAN OKKUSENMAN
>>344285026
>But our community has always been diverse. We have pastors, atheists, doctors, McDonald's workers, cosplayers, furries, tpoets, artists, developers.
What a fucking sad range of people.
>>344285026
Boo fucking hoo you big fucking baby.
Does anyone have a link to the following runs:
Jedi Academy, Jack and Daxter, Sonic 06, Deus Ex, Curse of Issyos, Zelda 2
Why is their VOD system and youtube uploads so fucking SHIT and slow?
haha
time for
KIRBY
>>344285146
Fallout 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9-i3pEZdOc
>>344284636
>white Americans are raised to believe they can't say nigger in fear of offending their betters
>are shocked when other whites do it
and you let them kill all of your cops? American 'whites' are subhuman.
>>344285026
>glosses over how he realized he wanted to cut his penor off
OH BOY TIME TO GET SOME MORE ATTENTION
>>344285026
>your
I doubt any of those trannies read /v/, as this is not a hugbox and they can only function in their little safe space. I guess these mentally healthy and well-balanced individuals can't help themselves getting close to suicide from a few twitter posts that's not telling them that they are beautiful.
>>344282474
It's tony fuckin' bomboni, jesus christ.
>>344285026
>I wouldn't have made it far if a religious figure didn't tell me to love myself.
Love yourself so much that you change your entire identity.
>>344284696
yeah, me too. I wouldn't mind following her to the hotel room and banging the shit out of her. some nerds could watch and then have their turn when I'm done with her. mainsplaining is good y'all.Also, I don't like the 10 minutes runs
>>344285026
>first reply "good job man"
Nice.
>no tranny
shit run 0/10
>>344284763
what? why does the camera show different
The fuck is this nasally fairy voice?
>more Edobean
oh god my ears
>helium voice announcer
>edobean
why must she fucking ruin every run i want to watch
I HATE IT
The fuck is this announcer's voice
>THAT DONATION READER VOICE
Almost thought shmorky was on the mic for a sec
>>344285223
>That video title
Jesus christ
>actual womyn on the mic
feels so good
preparing for the second half of the trans block
>>344285223
and then?
>EDOBEAN
disgusting
>Edobean is back
Welp time for bed.
She's fat, isn't she
Fuck the chipmunk anime voice on helium. This is true hell
who are these cis white male pigs playing?
KIRBY PLUSHES ARE ALLOWED
2HU AREN'T
WEEBS BTFO
more like pedobean
>Edo back on announcing
Fucking chop into my neck with a machete and let me spill on the floor.
>>344285407
immensely
PICS OF THIS ANNOUNCER NOWWWWWWWWWW
>>344285415
Go poke DS DAD
i want to slap edobean's fat tits
>>344285328
>>344285345
>>344285350
but she's cute! CUTE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chh_K0ROP7s
Help me /sgdq/, this just appeared in my house
>>344285454
hope you like fatties
I want Edobean to slap my face with her tits while she squeals like an anime girl.
>mfw my girl Edo bean is on
Hope we get some cute Kirby impressions
>>344284000
Do you wear spats?
>>344285454
How fucking new can you be
>Amazing Mirror is a Co-Op run
cool.
>>344285357
>le reddit tryhards
>>344285504
pop it
Place your bets on how long it will take SpikeVegeta to transition
>>344283365
He seemed like a nice outgoing guy too, surely he could do better than that golem. I really don't get it
>>344285504
lol, pop it or enjoy your mold.
>>344285493
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
>>344285504
It's a pimple,you gotta pop it.
>>344285527
Yes, especially when I go running and cycling!
Edobean is cute. CUTE!
Diablo 2:LOD is 15 years old
>>344282474
>all you need to do to pass as a girl these days is apply a tiny bit of blush.
>latest /r/speedrun thread
>>344285564
ten years ago
>>344285504
Its obviously full of water because your house has a shitty structure.
>>344285308
>>344285415
>>344284763
>Audience can't even see what the players are seeing.
>They see the same thing the stream sees but through a shitty projector.
>Most runners are too NEET to interact with the audience.
People paid for this?
>>344285007
>self-medicating as an uneducated laymen is a good idea
oooook cosmo
>>344285546
Sauce friendo
>these puns
Make it stop.
>>344285504
POP IT
>>344285546
such a shame it's only 4 pages.
Edobean's voice makes me want to shove a twelve gauge down my throat
god damn this game cannot handle coop
>>344285670
why
are you some kind of disgusting freak?
kill yourself
>>344285664
Uhm
I'll have you know Cosmo is a sell proclaimed genius
>>344285659
You're goddamn right people paid for this.
Just like retards stillpay for games
>>344285007
not him but it's obvious you're a trans person, nothing about that post was 'pseudoscience' lol
>>344285504
It's full of spiders, don't pop it
>>344285026
>https://twitter.com/Brossentia/status/751408679719608321?s=09
>It's another one of those "Serious letter to the community that will make big changes happen" rants
>I figured out I was gay sometime when I was a teenager.
Okay, yeah I'm not reading this.
New thread:
>>344285797
>>344285797
>>344285797
>>344285504fuck it
>>344285504
>Place a bucket underneath
>Pop a hole
>Fill up the bucket
>Drink it up
You will have the strength and toughness of your house. You sill also master buildings in your city. It's a rare boon anon, do not waste it.
green kirby is really shit at this game
regular kirby i haven't been paying attention to
>co-op metroidvania
This run looks really fun.
>>344285504
>zbFJ3d3.jpg
>>344284929
jesus how is that legal?
>>344285816
>>344285827
Hooray!
>>344285670
I got u senpai.
http://exhentai.org/g/944337/7ea1a84e84/
>>344285912
You're supposed to get a scrip, but you can just circumvent it by ordering online from India or something.
>>344285862
there are a bunch of really good kirby speedgames actually. imo kirby is better for speedrunning than casual play.
>>344285568
With that hairline, voice, and goblin body? Of course not.
Who the fuck would ever talk about life goals not related to speedrunning?
Getting married on stream? Sure.
Talking about a disability you suffer? Awesome.
Asking for claps for some ogre transitioning (who looks like shit and doesn't pass) is like telling everybody that you're two months sober on a stream for charity and video games.
>>344284714
aside from the fact that he's a dude, yeah I'd fuck cosmo
how much money did SGDQ make last year?
>>344283792
Well there is tsseduction
>>344285223
You gays and filthy manwomen are fucking disgusting. I say you because i know you're one of them anon, you filthy gaylord.
>>344286191
Some MSF guy said 1.2m
It's sad in this ay and age if medical advancement that mental illnesses such as homosexuality and transsexuality as praised and applauded rather than counseled.
>>344287032
Holy shit, you can't even form a coherent sentence.
>>344285223
Is it not obvious how uncomfortable he/she is? The runner is excited about announcing his/her tranniversary but they just remain motionless even with the forced applause in the background. It's so fucked up.
HOLY SHIT
>>344287323
>less toxic
>offended hair color
checks out.
>>344287323
We need some kind of ((())) but for poor trannies who use female handles to pretend they're women.
>>344287323
>Lacroix
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