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Currently Kirby block
Now: Kirby & the Amazing Mirror
Next: Kirby Air Ride
After: Kirby Nightmare in Dream Land
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>>344285793
first for fuck the trannies (no homo)
I am up next guys, wish me luck!
>>344285853
fuck niggers
>>344285874
Break your leg.
I miss when GDQ had good runners and wasn't just a SJW showcase
i just got here, what's the tranny drama about
I figured out I was gay sometime when I was a teenager. Growing up in rural Utah, this wasn't exactly an easy thing; the predominant religion taught that being gay was a major no-no, and I hid that part of myself until I was 22. During that time, I did all I could to change who I was, but I spiraled into depression; at one point, I almost killed myself.
I was taken to a religious counselor. I thought she was going to find a way to help me change, but she didn't. In an office in the middle of a church, she told me that she had no idea where I would end up, but whatever happened, I had the right to love myself. Some days, it's hard to remember that lesson, but most days are better now.
Some recent moments in the speedrunning community have been rough; while being gay and lesbian is generally accepted, our transgender members still face walls of hate. Anyone watching Twitch chat last night would know that. But our community has always been diverse. We have pastors, atheists, doctors, McDonald's workers, cosplayers, furries, tpoets, artists, developers. We have Halfcoordinated who can destroy a game one-handed much better than almost anyone can with both. We have had members who we watched slip out of this life and who we all miss.
We do not have time for hate, but it's difficult. As someone told me earlier, "You can't do anything to prevent people's hate. You can only react to it." Please. React to this. Don't join into the hate-mongering online just because it's what everyone is doing. Even if you don't agree with someone, respect them. As a community, let us stand with our trangender members.
I wouldn't have made it far if a religious figure didn't tell me to love myself. I hope I can continue sending that love to others.
Am I going to have to wait until the mario maker block to see some actual speed banter?
newthread
A real tomboy here, ama
>>344285905
this tbqh, I miss when sjw was just a redneck meme
>It's a twitch coming here to shitpost thread
>Air Ride up next
finally a silver lining
Top 25 for philando castile
>now /v/ hates Brossentia
These threads really have gone to shit
I FUCKING LOVE KIRBY
I went to sleep after Fallout Tranniversary. Did anything interesting happened?
>>344285923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9-i3pEZdOc
>she
Have we discussed how 'she' has jew hair/nose? I'd like to bring attention to that.
>>344285985
>all posts are shitposts
>>344285962
Would you rather have a dick than your vagina?
>>344286019
>"I'm gay! ;((((((((((((((((((((((((((("
No thank
>>344286019
Hey reddit
>>344286020
how could you not love this cute little fat fuck, there's literally nothing offensive or bad about him
>>344286019
Don't you have a tumblr blog to write?
>>344286035
Just more trannies.
Lesbian transgender here looking for a boyfriend-free girl
Was that master hand?
>>344286074
Nah, I enjoy being a tomboy.
>Super Mario Maker at 3 AM
fuck off
reminder that you are all transphobic assholes and you should be ashamed of yourselves.
https://twitter.com/Brossentia/status/751408679719608321?s=09
>>344286049
>some more shit than others
>>344285985
>typical /a/ superiority complex
>muh manganese metalposting table
leave
>>344286107
>Pink
That's the gay colour.
>>344286139
Kirby and Smash are both HAL games so probably.
kirby speedruns are fucking awesome.
>>344286147
Do you live in or near LONDON?
>>344286019
I like Brossentia when he's actually speedrunning and not sharing his experience of being a gay furry on Twitter.
If he were doing runs or hosting, people would be feeling differently.
>>344285962
post belly
>>344286190
especially coop
>>344285962
Post pics?
>>344286019
I dislike brossentia because he's annoying not because he's gay
>>344286157
get a better timezone faggot
>>344286139
Yes, you can also have the moveset from Melee when you swallow him.
>>344286164
I'm going to be even more transphobic and judgmental now.
need kirby porn
>>344286234
Link to a better timezone?
"This next area is really funny"
Unlike the puns they're stuttering out.
Why does the OP never post the link?
https://www.twitch
.tv/gamesdonequick
>>344286147
Do you regularly wear boxer briefs or y-fronts?
>>344286234
fuck you time is a cube it's not my fault sqdq doesn't acknowledge this
>>344286164
no
they're going to have to tolerate my disgust and disdain
why is the chat in emote only mode? since when did it happen?
>pepsiman at 10:30
>ocarina of time at 12:02 in the morning
why
I'll be honest , this is my least favorite Kirby game. Still okay tho, at least its better than Squeak squad.
>>344286192
No.
>>344286209
No.
>>344286216
No.
>>344286298
Yeah, boxers are comfy.
Honestly this run is not bad for a legit run with explanations not a meme or cringe run, or worse a forced meme thread the the brosafari run two days ago.
Is the tranny being discussed the donation announcer?
Today's going to be fun.
>>344286287
That was just terrible.
>>344286164
Stop abusing the terms phobic and phobia.
what does edobean smell like
Why is Twitch chat exclusively emotes?
Are they just banning anyone that dares speak words?
>>344286268
dont sexualize kirby
>>344286375
tranny runner got feelings hurt
>>344286385
>least favorite Kirby game
>better than squeak squad
??????
>>344286402
Nah thats a real (fat) woman.
>Kirby is my favorite Mario character
>>344286375
>
>when a tranny demanded a safe space
>>344285874
bad joke dude
>>344286426
Sour milk
>>344286427
Memes.
>>344286180
When the worst thing about your character is that he's pink, I think you got a good character.
>>344286402
No. Also, there are multiple trannies.
>>344286375
Trannies were being bullied.
>>344286442
>>344286454
Are you fucking serious
Story time
I have to know what happened
>>344286426
burritos
>>344285962
How big are your tits? What bra size do you wear?
>>344286386
Are you attracted to other tomboys?
Have you ever lied on the internet about your identity?
>>344286426
Fried food and fish
WHO IS THE QT DONATION READER????
>>344286427
Mega censorship
>>344286386
Was your last period a bumpy ride?
Wish there were good streamers who just played old JRPGs and privided good and funny commentary. No facecam and constant donation bullshit. Any streamer that tries to fit that niche inevitably has no personality or entertainment skills.
How long until some donation asks this announcer to make a Kirby voice? I need to get my gun ready.
>day is filled with Kirby, Mario, Mega Man, Zelda,and PEPSIMAN
>>344286019
Brossentia has been annoying for like 2+ years now
>>344286164
Cry more. I'm bisexual, and even I'm sick and tired of everything having to have a fucking social agenda.
The GDQ's should be a fucking meritocracy, not a hugbox. Go peddle your fucking inclusionary shit somewhere else.
>tried to make it look feminine
>can't even come close
why is the chat only emotes??
>people unironically speedrun a game with input lag
This is even worse than that speedrun of that one prince of persia game
>>344286524
his name is steve
Welcome to GDQ
>>344286551
Why aren't you that ideal streamer?
Wait, so this drama started from Fallout 3? What exactly happened? Were they reading chat or something while running?
>>344286496
Not very big, 32b.
>>344286505
Nah, I like guys. And I don't lie or like liars.
>>344286543
It was alright, I've had worse ones.
>>344286524
Tumblrite hamplanet.
>>344286570
sent :)
>>344286164
>sperg calls attention to his tranny gf when he probably shouldn't have and there was no reason to
>chat responds as expected
>BOOO, STOP BEING SHITS
If he hadn't done that or had been a really good runner then nothing would have happened
but they're attention whores who post selfies with "accidentally" placed dildos so of course that's what they did
>>344286551
i want to suck that tongue
>>344286598
To create a safe space for Protomagicalgirl, a transexual runner who has - I shit you not - 4 runs this morning.
Enjoy your non-toxic environment, CIS shitlord!
>>344286548
>that voice
no thanks,
>>344286426
week old piss and scampi
>>344286426
Bags of fat
>>344286606
>people unironically speedrun a game with input lag
some of the best SM64 runners run on LCDs with input lag. it's not that hard to get used to bruh
mareo murker betr b gud
>>344286018
rekt so fucking hard lul
>>344286668
pointing out someone's gender is no excuse for hate speech
>>344286635
runner congratulated his """girl"""friend on 2 years of transitioning
>tfw I keep dying to star dream OS on true arena
>>344285934
These people are doomed to fail, he even admits that trannies are the only group that people have a problem with but that's not good enough somehow
>RANDOM RNG
>random rng that will effect your run
in other words, git gud
>>344286426
Like shit
>>344286497
Unless those were actually the same person, I don't know what you're trying to do here.
>random RNG
>>344286735
Not going to lie, I would like to put my face between her fat tits
>>344286638
D-Do you like me anon?
>>344286735
who's that sad looking guy at the back there?
>>344286741
To these people pointing out someone's gender is hate speech.
>>344286606
the input lag is from the Gameboy Player, not from the game.
>>344286672
I want that tongue to go all the way through me and wriggle until I blossom.
>>344286735
What the fuck is that thing that's standing.
>>344286735
looks like someone found a snorlax in pokemon GO
>>344286735
So is that thing a he or a she?
>>344286776
>read that as he was saying it
wew
>>344286741
>Speedrunning
>"Also here's my pet abomination"
ofc you're gonna get shit for it.
>chat gets converted to emotes to support degeneracy
what the fuck
>>344286594
How do you manage to make it worse?
>>344286681
>9th in super mario land
>7th in kirby dream land
>1st in a game nobody runs
Why are these people aloud to run 4 (FOUR) games?
Why did they do a co-op run? How did it add to the run at all?
need more cuties
>>344286638
What's the last video game you really spent a lot of time on?
>>344286735
why are the cute sounding ones always fat
>>344286782
One of the tetris runners was a blatant tranny (guy with moderately long hair, gyno, and some blush). This reddit poster is implying that it wasn't obvious that they were a man.
Amazing mirror is objectively the best kirby game.
I would kill for another one like it on 3ds.
WHY DO ONLY MEN TURN INTO WOMEN?!
WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN THAT WANT TO BE MEN?!?!?
TRANSSEXUAL IS A CODEWORD FOR ANTI-MASCULINITY
DONT FALL FOR IT
>>344286839
>"Also here's my pet abomination"
>>>/pol/
Casual reminder that Edobean is the AND MANGA! girl from the Sakura-con GIRUGAMESH commercial.
Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4
>>344286737
>some of the best
>>344286821
Did you not notice the lag?
>>344286848
Who needs word when condescending faces tell the whole story anyway?
where's the best kirby game?
>>344286918
>WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN THAT WANT TO BE MEN?!?!?
there are and they make very cute men
>>344286631
I don't have the equipment and my internet sucks. It would be fun, though. I wish I could share the games I love with others.
>>344286672
Same
>>344286806
Sure, you're a cool anon, you could come with me for a run, I'll help you get /fit/
>>344286880
Spent my last week playing Cities: Skylines building a comfy snow town
>poyo
WE'RE DEAD!!!
>POYO
murder
please
>>344286894
If their voice is remotely cute I just assume they're fat
>>344286383
Because they are fucking retarded and put all the good games in the middle of the night. No one knows what the fuck these sell outs are thinking anymore.
Trannies, shit planning, shit game line up, odd sched, all good runners banned, no fun, boring. It's a shadow of its former self as a whole though there are a small minority of still good runs (I liked D2).
>DUDE IM A GIRL LMAO
dat poyo
>>344286848
>tfw permabanned for 3 emotes
>>344286865
It adds to the run by making it even more hard with massive input lag
>POYO!
I want to kill myself
>>344286960
>5 fps
Why is the chat in emote mode? Did the dude in the black dress come back?
>>344286735
VENTILATION BROS WW@?
>tfw have to vent a lot when it's 30 degrees celsius
>>344286918
This has been explained last thread.
Basically, a ftm transition can played off as tomboyim until they pass.
>random RNG
Rwhitegoose must be rolling on his grave.
>>344287030
The stench wafting off that must have been gut wrenching
>>344286909
>caveman brow
>literal V shaped body
>muscular arms
>dressed like a fucking 5 year old with a t-shirt, knee length pencil skirt, and weirdass cartoon stockings
>has no feminine mannerisms at all
>people are so delusional that they'll pretend there was a possibility it was female
These people make passable trannies look so fucking bad by association.
>>344286960
Man DL1/2 where such great games.
>>344286949
>Did you not notice the lag?
oh you mean framerate lag, not input lag.
SM64 (and tonnes of other great speedgames, now that i think about it) has framerate lag all over the place. lag reduction strats are an important part of the run.
you're a fucking dunce.
This Kirby game has one of the best final bosses of all time.
>>344287001
Kek what did you use? I got a 24 hour ban for doing the muslim looking emote and the bomb
>>344286968
PROOF
>>344286960
isn't nightmare in dreamland being played later?
>>344287030
god that must of smell terrible but the couch people know they're on camera so they cant react to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxdhE5O0mGw&feature=youtu.be&t=25s
>>344286972
Sounds like excuses to me. Go be something great Anon.
>>344286920
Normal people think trannies are abominations =S
The world is not your californian hipster "tolerant utopia" (read:fascist state)
>>344286858
Thats at least five kirbys melded together
>>344287030
>wafting your rancid sweat that has been trapped for months between fat rolls
I hope you guys are enjoying my run.
>>344286771
>final attack goes through iframes
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
>amazon package just arrived at my post office
Worried it wouldn't make it, but it came through. Have to watch these shitty speedruns though to pass the time.
This guy on the right is ruining everything.
>>344286909
>>344287084
PICS
I
C
S
reminder that our Chilean girl had these runs rejected while trans lets players get multiple "runs" each in the name of inclusiveness
>>344287114
Nightmare in Dream Land sucks though.
Adventure is both a better game, and a more impressive speedgame.
>>344287073
Imagine you're a staff member, telling that thing to leave because it's against the rules to reek of shit at SGDQ
>tfw still permabanned for posting "hot grill" in chat when a tranny was on the couch during AGDQ
>>344287108
KappaPride TwitchRPG ANELE
Anything that hurts their tranny agenda.
>>344287142
soylent is a hell of a food replacement
>>344287073
Fuck you, just put me off my food.
>>344286918
Women are on average a lot more neurotypical, less fuckups but less geniuses aswell
UFO
UFO
UFOOOOO
>>344287102
literally
>it's okay because others do it
>>344287001
>>344287108
You guys know you can just use a 10minutemail email and create a new account right? I'm on my 5th for this sgdq.
>>344287020
mods were triggered
>>344287186
Nothing gets me like sjw's who think "justice" means "fuck you, our turn".
>>344287186
Reminder that I want to impregnate Rebeccea
>>344287084
Well it's not like you HAVE to think a person like that is attractive, just because others call him a girl.
>hype
>>344286876
Don't ever post that catboy again
>>344287204
did you PogChamp too?
>>344287232
https://web.archive.org/web/20131002194704/http://www.psy.fsu.edu/~baumeistertice/goodaboutmen.htm
>>344287186
This is literally bullying, I want to give her a hug.
>>344287269
my point was that many people speedrun games with frame lag. it's perfectly fine because it always happens at the same parts and can sometimes be reduced using interesting strats.
world record bois
WR!
>>344286973
What kind of hairdo you got, and does it go with a sixpence?
WR!
>play that badly with input lag
>Lots of fuck ups
>World record
Wot
>>344287148
Be something great with me, Haruhi.
>>344287295
There's a difference between being attractive and passable. You don't need to be one to be the other. This thing was neither, and made no effort to be except from literally putting on a skirt that didn't even match the rest of their outfit.
>>344287276
>All that effort just to throw semi-offensive comments into a sea of scrolling autism
>>344287186
why the fuck didn't they at least let the RE2 run go through? would've been a better breather than lets-a-go fag
>>344286735
>>344287030
How can you lack so much self-awarenss? Is it high functioning autism or something? Like seriously, you're fat and ugly, fine. Get a a fucking haircut. Wear something else than a tshirt, and an ugly one at that, don't fucking stand in front of a camera wiffing your stench to everyone
My Twitch profile has the "Undefined" error going on. There doesn't appear to be any workaround, and there isn't even really any discussion about it on Reddit.
What the fuck?
>>344287186
stupid
>>344286876
>all the chat noir cosplay now
love it
dude world record lmao
>>344287295
>>344287392
>afraid to use pronouns in case it's a girl
>afraid to mansplain
>afraid to spread my patriarchy
wew what a time to live
>>344287209
>KappaPride TwitchRPG ANELE
ty for that anon.
Got myself banned for 84000 seconds <3
>>344287287
Oh yeah I forgot, thanks anon!
>kirby game
>not played by kirbymastah
HYUPE
WR seriously? With this halfassed well routed lets play?
>>344287373
Just short and messy.
Whats a sixpence?
Is the HOYP thing because of Chibi, or does the joke predate him?
>>344287458
nobody runs co-op, they routed it specifically for the event.
>>344287387
They are LITERALLY the only ones who play this game this way.
it's speedrunning in a nutshell.
>>344287186
>/v/ would still complain at her being an attention whore
>>344287458
No one else plays it
>>344287432
I don't know what the fuck you're even on about but I'm a tranny and I still think that THING was disgusting. Fuck these degenerate freaks making me look bad.
>>344287453
>kirbymastah
Fuck that cunt. Like honestly. I hop he gets hit by a car or a bullet.
>>344287458
Nobody else plays it so everything is a WR!
Fucking hope Kirby AIr Ride is crazy as fuck
>>344287458
memegory
>>344287453
he's banned, and after what he did, he should stay gone.
>>344287387
Uncontested WRs are something else anon. With no competition to push you, you can play like shit and still have a WR.I should know
>>344287186
>Play shitty games nobody gives a fuck about hours on end
>Played by shitty runners who are boring as fuck
>Meanwhile we won't have a KNIFE ONLY RE3 speedrun
>>344287553
No, sorry
daily reminder
>>344287523
do you have a feminine penis
>>344287535
What did he do?
>>344287504
Which she is. Everyone at gdq is an attention whore.
>>344286427
SafeSpace
they're trannies on the screen so they don't want anyone to get mega triggered so its emote only.
>>344287569
>and after what he did
which was?
>>344287553
>used to jam to Air Ride with my brother
City Trial was the most intense bullshit
sucks that he's a giant autist now
>>344287458
single player is actually ridiculously optimized, but co-op isn't at all.
>>344287331
Yup.
>>344287460
Flat tweed hat, also known as a cabby hat or newsboy hat.
R&B musicians have been making them look a little trite for girls, but I like them on tomboys.
>>344287458
Co-op is never done by anyone. Also they didn't play bad with the delay in mind, speedrunning that game is just about being good with the wheel mostly & the time you lose adds up when you lose your power-up or hit a wall with wheel. Fun game to speedrun in my opinion just for wheel alone.
>>344286485
this happened:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9-i3pEZdOc
then twitch chat does what twitch chat does. and now feelings of everyone are hurt. see >>344286164
GREEN GREENS HYPE
>>344287587
brb getting world record on 2hou swr suika story mode
>>344287569
As someone who hates the shit out of Kirbymastah, what did he do to make the admins realize how much of an asshole he truly is?
>>344287620
It's actually huge and veiny and I hate it. Not crazy enough to cut it off, though. At least my girlfriend likes it and gets to pretend I'm a horsecock futa.
>>344287397
It takes like a minute and I'm on /v/ I've got a lot of time.
>>344287658
Oh right, yeah I know, old people/farmers hats, yeah it'd probably look alright on me but I don't own one, maybe I'll buy one now though.
POYO
>poyo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT BURNS
fuck off with the poyos
>that "cute" squeek
>>344286638
What type of guys do you like?
>Poyo~
What did she mean by this?
That fucking Kirby impression waslethally cute
>poyo
some one pull this cunts tongue out
>>344287432
I did use a masculine pronoun you fucking immitation beaner.
>>344287389I'm already great. Step it up kohai
>>344285793
Why do people even care with chat at this point? Its even less likely that anyone gives a fuck about it if its emote only anyway.
>>344287709
you mother fucker
>>344287453
It never ceases to amaze me that everything posted with a frog is either bait or the worst opinions.
>When you realise that the climax of the entire event happened with Dues EX followed by Bonesaw goodness.
DudeWhere'sMyCarKeys.JPG
>that poyo
haha kawaii desu right my niggaboos?that was really cute tho
>>344287335
https://www.amazon.com/Man-Interrupted-Young-Struggling-About/dp/1573246891/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1467990060&sr=8-1&keywords=man%2C+interrupted
>>344287797
"throw your fucking money at me you thirsty virgins"
>this commentators voice
>keeps reading "puyo" donations
>has to say it in the most obnoxious tone ever
please stop
>>344287790
Trannies trying to restrict free speech
>>344287632
>>344287716
he got drunk and raped a girl
>That's my "girl"friend
>muh dildo backpack and background placement te-he
It never gets old, when is Western society going to collapse?
MY DICK DEMANDS PICS OF THIS ANNOUNCER
that runner has that cavemanDCJ stache
>>344287829
TWO WORLDS
>>344287790
They like it because it silences opinions.
I hate this bitch tbqhwayfphpitft
>I think he would eat them
Kek
>>344287720
Well idn't dat nice.
>STILL in emote only mode
fuck this retarded garbage
>>344287794
Bear guys, I want a guy I know who can protect me and hold me tight.
>>344287186
>GDQ staff insisted on letting sleep deprived Canadian run two games in a row and our Chilean Goddess gets nothing
What were they thinking?
>gals of course
>and gals of course
hahahaha
>women
>>344287871
Now.
>>344287861
bull shit
>>344287680
>Can I get a round of applause
Why is that worth applause
Why is that related to Fallout 3
Did the runner ask for that?
What the fuck?
>gals
So is chat permanently on emote only mode?
>darkman
>is a literal nigger
>it's the transbeast again
WHAT THE FUCK
>>344287824
And it's not like anyone can read it anyway given how there are a gorillion posts per second.
>interview
fucking kidding me
>that protoshit is there
FUCKING KIDDING ME
>and gals of course
F U C K I N G
>>344287790
>emote-only
>"chat"
Vomit educing.
>and gals
>tranny interview
Fucking why
>>344287790
How does this help? I don't use Twitch chat at all but if I was I'd actually start to dislike trannies for this shit. How does supressing others make them more accepting of your life choices?
I can't believe how retarded SJW's are sometimes
>this interview
>you guys... and gals
welcome guys... and girl
>welcome guys... and... gals....
>guys.... and gals
>over and over
KEK
That's ANOTHER man, isn't it.
GUYSnnnnNNGAYYSS
keeheeuehuheuehuhuhu dark man struggling
THE TRANNY IS BACKKKKKKK
>no glitches
DROPPED
Wow this interview is not awkward at all.
>>344287790
Yay for censorship!
Is this guy even trying to transition I thought you were supposed to get a more feminine voice
>>>>>>>>>>>>>gals
>>344287889
ONE FAAAAAAMILY
>that purple shirt guy
holy shit
this is the fattest and grossest looking guy at all of sgdq
look at him
greasy hair sticking to his bowling ball head
probably no shower in 1 week
>>344287861
If it only were true
>tfw that gal has a deeper voice than you
>tfw havnt properly snacked in almost 7 days
>tfw tonight is cheat night
>
>tranny doesn't even look like a girl
WHat
>>344287790
Pls no, I don't get to have fun with BTTV or FFZ emotes like this.
>Guys................and gals
Dude "guys" is completely gender neutral word you fucking pussy
>that tranny
>expects to pass her as a girl
FUCKING KEK
>>344288041
Time to transition.
>>344288030
Still not as greasy as their inhouse jew
>>344288050
im sure you deserved it Anon.
>this "gal" has played 4 literally who games
are you fucking kidding me
>>344288017
the voice is the most difficult part of the entire thing.
Not just getting the pitch right, but also speaking with a natural timbre.
It takes a lot of practice to control your voice well enough.
>>344287720
Well, does she, then? Have a feminine penis, that is.
>>344288050
>bbq flavored chips
>spicy dorito/cheeto combo
Good man
>>344287821
I want to fuck that Ui clone.
>>344287839
>Philip Zimbardo and Nikita Coulombe say that an addiction to video games and online porn have created a generation of shy, socially awkward, emotionally removed, and risk-adverse young men who are unable (and unwilling) to navigate the complexities and risks inherent to real-life relationships, school, and employment.
Wait a minute
This fuckin pajeet is terrible at interviews
>>344288050
Fucking hell I want all that
>that Protoman helmet
Want.
Summer Games Done Quick? More like Sexuality Gender Diversity Quotas
>>344285853
Fuck trannies and suck grannies
>that mighty no 9 sprite
I would hate to be the person who won that
>>344288104
>transition
>my mind wanders
>>344288146
Kek
>also, POYO!!
>...
>...
>poyo...
Jesus Christ there sure are a lot of memegenders at this event.
SOMEBODY HAS TO BE DIFFERENT
THE MADMAN
>>344288091
>tfw you try to grow out your hair but its fuckin curly
>Somebody has to be different
>someone has to be different
>"Someone has to be different"
>somebody has to be different
>>344287458
>only LAN
>input lag and framedrops out the ass
not surprising no one runs coop
>>344288146
>there you have it someone has to be different
MAD
MAN
>>344288143
Well you are in luck, she's into westerns (without faces).
Proto should honestly just crossdress instead of trying to call himself a girl.
"Somebody has to different."
>he keeps stumbling over "you guys"
my sides
>>344288050
Shit how the fuck could you eat that much.
I'm fat but holy shit
>poyo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>also PIEYO~
>Everyone kind of looks around uncomfortably.
>hehe.. yeah... poyo....
>POYO
OH FUCK I'M HAVING A FUCKING STROKE SOMEP{EM E{LEASJE OFUCKKGJ NHELP{ <REKE FULLHGI%JIK R
>>344288030
Why is it a requirement for fat people to not cleanse themeselves
>Someone has to be different
what did he mean by this?
FYI Protomagical****girl**** still has two more runs coming up.
Yes they are both Gameboy games
>interviewer called it Protoman
>Also, "poyo~"!
>SOMEBODY HAS TO BE DIFFERENT
>>344287790
Moron. If it was standardized, people would quickly invent ways for insulting and griefing.
>There you go, someone has to be different
THE SUBTLETY
>There you have it, somebody's gotta be different.
>>344287553
>344287553
Its only all tracks not even 100 checkboxes so no, you won't see anything crazy.
>>344288050
>CHEAT NIGHT
>consumes all the fucking food he would in the entirety of the week in one sitting
anon pls
>>344288050
>Montauk
Get that shit out of here. Milano or nothing.
>>344288168
Like, sure, Inti creates made a bunch of Mega Man titles, but even then that sprite is too much of a knock-off.
Is darkman our guy?
>>344288146
Uncanny
>instant bans all around
>>344285793
Is kirby rainbow colored because of all the trans fags?
>>344287873
she's fat and sort of asian. she's the one that got last place in tetris attack
>>344287748
I'm sure it'd look good on you.
What's you height?
>>344288145
>haven't left room since 2001
>just edge to FA/Pixiv/Ehentai for 6 hour sessions and play video games
>killing myself if I ever have to work
>don't take ANY risk
>not interested in 3dpd at all for the past 14 years
These normies know too much
>>344287680
how do i find that man Alisa photos? help me anon
>trans says something different to the other two guys
>darkman says "someone has to be different"
jesus christ
>Those ""plushies""
>>344287790
KappaPride TwitchRPG
>tfw you will never be as manly as that tranny
>>344288295
Calm down anon, no needto be different
>>344288295
this
you're an idiot if you think that was a slight against her, grow up
>Chat censored words
>Chat bans for certain phrases
>Chat bans for the use of certain emotes
>Chat bans the use of words in general
>Chat bans you if you post too many emotes
FUCK IT
WHY NOT JUST PUT THE CHAT IN SUB MODE
WHY EVEN HAVE A CHAT HONESTLY
Who would want anything that greaseball has touched?
That's it for him. He's BANNED.
dude POYO lmao
YOOOOOOOO
Why hasn't anyone tried creating another speedrunning event that isn't full of shit like the two that already exist?
>>344288365
175cm.
>>344288410
>her
>>344288239
Probably just ties in to general self-neglect and lack of motivation. Also it's probably harder to clean yourself when you've got more folds than a bad night at the casino.
PURPLED
>yoooooooooooo
>>344288050
Good stash famalam, Hickory BBQ Lay's are top fucking notch.
>>344288431
this
you get banned for repeating shit people at the event say
>kirby air ride
this is my game
>>344288219
I want to fuck her sister as well.
>>344288410
No one thinks it was a slight you falseflagging moron.
It's just an amazing coincidence
>>344288431
Who the fuck subs to GDQ?
>>344288465
Lack of funds.
>>344288465
They tried. And then the hotel they picked didn't have ethernet connections. Nobody watched.
>>344288484
>strawberry
what are you doing
>SGDQ staff noticed the white x brown Kirby implications
>they quickly donated to get purple Kirby to prevent that
HAW
i love air ride, but what a meme speedgame
Kirby Air Ride fucking sucks, why would you ever play this piece of shit singleplayer.
>>344288050
why do people keep falling for this?
>>344288484
>snack drawer
>honeybuns
my nigga
>>344287919
Protect you from what? What are your worst modern society fears?
>the A button breaks kirby
oh shit
>>344288403
Im way more feminine than every tranny in this event and even then i'd never try to pass as a woman.
>>344287790
>try to write somethig
>Chat is emote only
>"Oh ok I'll spam emotes just for fun then, I guess."
>Spam the WutFace when the dude tries to make the cute sound
>timed out for emote spamming
>>344288487
I just
what
I don't even
Have the admins of this literally never seen a twitch stream in their lives?
>hey guys we love to support trannies and gays at SGDQ!!!
>bans people who suggest muslims hate trannies and gays
>>344288578
Insects and bugs mostly.
Hold on, is Proto supposed to be a tranny? He both looks and sounds like any guy. Are you sure he didn't just put on a skirt and raise a stink to make fun of modern tranny culture?
>>344288050
You are back?! You posted same picture about 24 hours ago, you already ate the snacks you fatty. Stop posting lies.
>snack night tonight
>>344288431
Next year you'll only be allowed to cheer (with jazz hands) when promoted to.
>>344288585
DID SOMEONE SAY ... THE A BUTTON?!?!?
>>344288467
Oh, taller than me.
This was my brother's and I favorite game
Now he's in jail
>>344288484
One day I've got to get a small space installed under my floor to make a stash like john wick but just shitty food.
>>344288475
Dont give a fuck if they have problems its not hard to just get in a shower and turn a knob and apply soap.
>>344288378
What is FA?
>>344288625
They very carefully refer to him as "her" and on his twitter he lists himself as a lesbian
>>344288523
Kickstarter
>trannies actively pushing to get a safe space and they complain that the cis white chat is opressing them so it's emotes only
>emotes that hurt muh feelings get day banned
>somehow non-trannies are in the wrong and they're vile people
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GUYS DON'T WATCH AN ANIME CALLED BOKU
Yeah yeah I know it doesn't have audio. I was recording at a low volume.
>>344288585
Better only press half the button.
>>344288623
Insects are good diverse lifeforms. They did not do anything bad.
>>344288673
How tall are you anon?
>tfw they will never make another Air Ride
>>344288678
He had criminally good taste.
>>344288591
check out enchantressofnumbers
>>344288465
You mean like NASA or ESA?
They exist, but you bitches don't watch them because they don't have 80k viewers but maybe only 1k or 5k
>>344288642
Having friends over anon?
>>344288218
What happened?
>>344288625
Thats how most MTF "trans" people look. They're not doing it because they really think they're women. They do it because they're desperate for attention and/or suffer from mental illness.
Why do you guys hate transpeople so much? Why do you care so much about what other people do with their lives?
>>344288686
>tranny
>lesbian
This fucking world
>>344288651
EPIC MAY MAY XDDD!!
>>344288749
I know, but that doesn't stop me from being a scared little tomboy around them though.
>>344288792
>implying he has friends
I never saw the appeal to Kirby Air Ride.
>>344288785
Even the worst runs at NASA were not as bad as this GDQ. ESA cannot come soon enough
>>344288521
That's the point retard
Fuck them all
Nobody gets to talk unless they GIVE MONEY
AND EVEN THEN ONLY EMOTES
AND EVEN THEN ONLY EMOTES WE APPROVE
AND EVEN THEN ONLY EMOTES WE APPROVE IN THE AMOUNTS WE APPROVE
AND EVEN THEN ONLY EMOTES WE APPROVE IN SEQUENCES WE DEEM NOT TRIGGERING
>>344288642
>when the cashier asks if that'll be all and you say "how much for the whole store"
>>344288830
Will these kinds of events be allowed after Trump is elected?
>>344288814
because they shove it in everyone's face as a platform for A. Getting Attention and B. Fascism
but you're just trolling anyway, you know why
>>344288751
Bug Samurai since he still wants to make more Kirby games than Smash; I wouldnt blame him.
>>344288830
what is this androgynous creature
>check out vod of fallout 3 run
>"girlfriend"
>"transition"
had to pause it
>>344288894
He would be cute as a dude.
>>344288609
SJWDQ is not about logic it's about safe spaces
>>344288814
darkman said it best: "somebody has to be different"
it's like that kid in elementary school who would eat worms and shit just to get attention for a few minutes.
>>344288894
fuck you spoiler man
>>344288894
why are you posting pictures of young garry shandling
>>344288642
these are great newfriend detectors, keep it up
>>344288923
He should start by making longer Kirby Games. Triple Deluxe and Robobot were awfully short.
>>344288682
Oh I feel you, just playing devil's advocate. I don't get how people feel comfortable in their own skin without a shower every morning.
>>344288948
>Androgynous
There is nothing feminine about it.
>>344288948
>andrognyous
That's far too generous
so i get back to some basic kid kirby game and these autists make up all sorts of shit for core mechanics
all i hear is
>spin
>boost
>>344288762That was beautiful
>>344288749
>tfw know spiders are good to have in your house or around, but still kill them no matter what.
They just look so mean
>>344288750
173.
I'm a bit of a manlet.
I try to make up for it with good posture, big hair, wide shoulders and a beard.
>>344288894
SCREECH
>>344288963
THIS
H
I
S
same with cosmo
average looking guy makes for a fugly woman
Seriously, I don't even read it but making the twitch chat emote-only is like running from the problem because "MUH HUGBOX".
>>344288814
Because they make it such a big fucking deal. You know that joke? "A vegan, an atheist and a crossfitter went to a bar. I know because they all told me within a minute."
Thats pretty much most trannys. Who the fuck cares? If your entire being is just you being trans, then you are pretty much a shitty person.
>>344288894
>by azura
>By Azura!
>BY AZURA!
>IT'S THE GRAND CHAMPION!
>>344288894
BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA
>Post something a few days ago in the chat
>Get banned
>Shrug it off
>Suddenly this is on all of my accounts
What the fuck is THIS
WHAT IS THIS
>>344288642
>chips ahoy
>theyre actually cookies
>>344288830
hey its screech!
>>344288762
CARLOS
How the fuck do we go from a black guy, and two white guys cosplaying as bridget, misty and sayaka singing the sonic R OST while running it to a tranny pandering safespace event
>>344289064
173 ain't too small, don't worry about it.
>only 9 tracks
What kind of garbage game is this?
Is this F-Zero?
>>344288894
That's not good-looking, but at least it's not like Cosmo/Narcissa where (he? she?) is legit fucking scary looking.
>>344289070
>cosmo
>ever cute
>>344289091
do people really go "btw im an atheist" when meeting people in america
>>344289116
I believe that is a bird, sir.
>>344288817
Also known as " I want to have my cake and eat it too"
I wonder how many tranny lesbians would actually hook up with other tranny lesbians.
>>344289169
a kirby game
>>344289070
>cosmo
>average looking guy
Is there a reason why the chat is emotes on ly?
>>344288987
I used to be that kid, still am as an adult. But I was poor as fuck growing up and eating something that won't hurt me for 5 bucks will always be worth it.
>>344289179
Cosmo was a mistake.
>>344289145
173 IS manlet size. Everything >185 is good. Anything smaller and you'll get stepped on by females.
>>344289123
They have chocolate chips
Didn't SGDQ get 1,200,000 USD last time? And now it looks like it's getting about 600,000 USD. Half as much. The viewers yesterday was around 150,000 and now it's 80,000.
Great job, trannies, you just caused DWB to lose out on a chance to earn another 600 grand.
>>344289140
At some time everything reaches a peak.
>>344289239
Cant say mean things
>>344289216
I can tell you from personal experience: All of them.
>>344289097
>>344289104
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU!
STANDING HERE
NEXT TO ME!
>>344289145
Nah, I'm okay.
Thanks for answering questions. I'm off.
>>344289246
Maybe you'd enjoy being stepped on by females.
>>344289169
It was too slow for me when I tried it
You guys have shit taste for liking it
>>344289239
hurt feelings
GDQ has been taken over by SJWs, now ESA is only worth waiting for
>>344288145
Honestly it's kind of true.
>>344289246
>tfw 167 cm but big dick
Fucking hate genetics
>>344289193
No, becausethat's unironically a great way to get mugged if you don't live in a major city or New England. Christians here are fucking nuts. You know why internet atheists are so fucking angry? That's why.
>>344289239
Even memes are banned now
>post your trihards in chat
>>344289267
I thought the same thing, but I checked the previous marathons and they're more or less on pace for $1,000,000. The last day is a doozy, but it still might raise less.
>>344289315
>TFW my dick is bigger than you.
>post your TriHards in chat
>suddenly everyone is banned
>>344289179
He could've tried to be a cute guy, with fixed teeth he could've managed it.
The problem with these trannies is that they are usually one of these dirty nerds who gave up on everything but their hobbies, then they only start taking care of themselves in the tranny/feminine manner.
They usually don't have a phase where they try to take care of themselves while not trying to be women.
>>344289267
the donations always speed up by the end
>>344289267
It'll increase a lot in the last day or so. Probably not to the same as previous marathons though.
>>344289295
Bye anon, nice talking to you.
>>344289303
And NASA
>>344289316
No please stop I can tell you live in a flyover
>>344289246
I'm 178 and doing fine, good face and base frame helps though.
>>344289193
>>344289316
I can actually confirm. I usually handle it by just refusing to discuss religion (And I refuse to talk politics as well - Throws 'em off the trail!), because the minute they find out I'm an atheist I end up finding a cop watching me ten minutes later. We can get along great, but, oh, you're an atheist? Here, let me scowl, and now let me call the police for a disturbance and make up a very bad excuse to get away from you.
>>344289267
Feel like its fatigue now, they could benefit for doing it every few years but fuck, its not what it used to be.
>>344289479
Manlet confirmed
>>344289316
nice fanfiction
These donations what the fuck
Everyones at fault here. You niggeres never stop spamming but hey its twitch chat, that what its there for. Someone declaring his tranny bf aniversary doesnt help either, he was asking for it.
Whatever the fuck is going on now with this bullshit emote only stuff only hurts them and their donations so I guess we win?
Shit went from nice speedruns back in 2011 to this shit we see now. Glorified "give money plz" and people crying about their "safe space"
Glad I grew up when I did and never had to deal with this faggotry.
>>344286735
those two poor bastards right behind the hambeast
>>344289628
Weirdos have disposable income
see: furries
>>344289246
Only shallow whores cares about size, so being too much tall is actually a con than a pro.
so this is a money laundering scheme, right?
Now SGDQ is truly in NO FUN ALLOWED mode.
Based Bonesaw died for our Twitch Chat.
>>344289169
A Gamecube game
>>344289728
"Can we go back to no bigotry mode? :("
I love how red pulled these guys are. It's like /pol/ took over an entire website.
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