Now: Ghostbusters
Next: Jewel Master
Later: Twinkle Tale
>early morning
>it's 2 PM
WHEN YOU MAKE NEW THREADS
POST THE LINK AT LEAST 3 TIMES SO PEOPLE DONT MISS IT
STUPID FAGGOT OP
Do you think they are banging?
>Breakdown
what happened to his hat
>>344275314
why would you want to watch the twitch stream when you can set up livestreamer which is a better alternative?
>>344274028
>>344274326
>Try to mention Hotline in chat
>Realize I've been permabanned from GDQ chat for 2 years
did the guy who did the Trials Fusion "run" last night kill himself yet
>>344275306
it's 7:00 am here
>>344275405
He means the threadlink.
>>344275548
>act like a retard
>cry when you get banned
Serves you right, retard.
>>344275557
He got a pay rise form Ubisoft.
>>344275370
I can see it, a night full of DDR and pinball, and then aperture takes the shots.
lack of cuties
What do you have to do to get thrown into the graveyard shift slot?
Is this any kind of block or is this just random shit?
>>344275690
I was banned for saying Cosmo is a lizard, there's nothing wrong with sharing the truth
>>344275783
Have a history of being fun
Gonna need some 3D traps to get us through this borefest block
This ghostbuster game actually looks good.
thread is moving so slow everyone will notice im gay
>Doesn't say prehistoric bitch
Fucking cuck
>Not the 2010 version of Ghostbuster.
I woke up for nothing.
>>344275879
Ghostbusters actually has a pretty good lineup of licensed games. There's a top-down one that's great too.
And the... Wii one? Had a lot of heart.
>>344275879
yeah it does, the run is also fun because the host has been very informative and not filled with memes.
Solid run, good old breakdown
Oh Jesus Christ, that bald spot. Shave you entire head guy.
>this hotline miami music
>More Hotline music
>No Hotline runs
When I think about it, there actually quite a few. I wonder why there isn't one this year.
>>344275996
Agree with you. I didn't know anything about the game but the guy did a good job of filling me in.
>Genesis block
my fucking dick, and holy shit this game already looks awesome.
>>344276128
IIRC we had one this AGDQ, maybe they'll be back by next year.
>>344275996
The old SDA guys are great.
I fucking love Mecharichter and PJ, as well as darkwing_duck. It's a shame that they're getting fewer and fewer runs in GDQs. I don't know if it's because of the time constraints or if they don't submit...
But we REALLY need more good runners who actually talk about their games / speedruns.
hey /v/, i missed these
any of them worth watching later?
Literally damage boost through everything the game.
YAWNNN
I like the idea of this game, combining rings for different powers
>hm hm hm hm...
>>344276218
it was an overly epic run, but hotline always delivers. i was just glad that snowfats and co. brought some fun to the marathon.
I WANT HATDUDE TO FUCK ME AND MAKE ME HIS SUB BITCH
there I said it
>>344276254
This
>>344275690
This would almost make sense if you weren't talking about twitch chat
>>344276292
You should watch The witness speedrun and wish the qt grill on the couch a happy anniversary.
Why have all the games been so shitty? There hasn't been a good game since Hook.
>>344276254
Duckfist belongs on this list too
>>344276292
You should watch Fallout 3 speedrun and wish the """qt""""""grill""" on the couch a happy transition.
jewel master seems pretty cool
Only 45 minutes before /v/ shits itself again
"pesky bees"
>>344276405
i think there haven't been games you liked
>>344276434
I don't even know duckfist, but I saw him praising my speedgame once in a twitch chat, so he gets a thumbs up from me.
>first fumos now the Touhou block
Why did they ban the Touhou block this year?
The thing that bothers me the most about modern GDQs is that the couch refuses to fucking talk. GDQ suggests that you vet. your commentators and can be cautious about people being on the couch during primetime runs. Yet, for whatever reason, a ton of couches just sit there silently while the runner talks to himself.
It's really tough for people to be up on a fucking stage in front of 100,000 people, surrounded by the tech crew, mic'd. It's fucking impossible to get comfy and just talk unless you're a pro like Patty (from the Jak run).
AGDQ 2015 was somehow more comfy with the closeup of the couch and no stage.
Plaid Girl is my waifu :^)
>>344276434
word, just not when he's salty. i don't know why he gets mad, he seems like a chill guy.
>Fallout 3 run
>can i get a round of applause for my girlfriend, who began her transformation 3 years ago
WHEN THE FUCK ARE THEY SPEEDRUNNING CASTLEVANIA?!?!
>>344276493
Did somebody say bees?
If entry to SDGQ was open to everyone, and they just picked one game and took the top 100 fastest times in that game or whatever, what would be the best game to use as a qualifier?
I'm thinking original mario.
>>344276601
They already did
>>344276627
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>344276495
Yeah, that's what I said.
>>344276601
you missed it
>>344276529
>Tompa blending into the couch
>>344276614
Mario 3, I'd say Mario World but depends on the category.
>>344276614
Original Mario would be amusing because it takes like under 10 minutes with warps. 3 would be better because the final world is far more challenging though.
>>344276665
Calm down. I'm sure the VODs are up, or maybe they're on YouTube
>>344276590
Did that shit really happen?
>>344276749
yeah
someone post the webm
>>344276614
Super Mario 64 or Ocarina of Time.
They're the two most popular speedgames in terms of both viewers and runners, and are arguably the most difficult as well.
>>344276614
short games done quick
>>344276692
>tfw you will never see tompa at a gdq again
>>344276763
This disgusts me to no end. I can't believe shit like that happens and is encouraged.
>>344276551
>>344276850
>>344276340
woah there friend you might have to slow down
>>344276749
Yes.
>Runner says he needs to make an announcement in the middle of his run
>Congratulates his girlfriend on her two year tranniversary
>Clapping ensues>tfw this guy shows up in your chat
>>344276128
>Wanting to see Memeline Memeami run
>>344276749
yeah, it was cringe as hell. and I don't mean that in a 'le cringe hue' way. shit was horribly awkward
>let me draw some attention to this girl, this pretty lady on the couch right here
'she' is a man with long hair and a dress
>then calls for applause after pointing out her decision to transition
Quick, what's the track called? I missed the title.
did i miss anything good after Fallout 4? how was the witness?
Was the Mark of the Ninja run any good?
Hi everyone my name is caveman and you're watching my speedrun of Tomba 2
>>344276895
I bet she's wearing plaid panties
>>344276928
It's Run from the Hotline Miami 2 OST
>>344276913
THIS IS SPEEDRUNNING SO I WANT HIM TO SPEEDFUCK ME
ok
How was the Bethesda block?
>>344276978
Thanks breh
>>344276962
It was alright. Nothing too special, but nothing bad either.
>>344276614
super metroid
>>344276921
Hotline Miami is the Quake of Madness Interactives
>>344276928
Run - iamthekidyouknowwhatimean
>Not playing Crazy Run
>>344276749
even reddit is laughing
https://youtu.be/h9-i3pEZdOc
>>344277008
Tes 1-4 was neat, along with FO3, didn't care about FO4 or skyrim tho
Arena was a bit boring due to the glitch used, daggerfall and morrowind was actually good to watch
>>344276973
fuck you
>>344277073
>agdq
>>344277073
>calling it AGDQ
>looking ahead at schedule on monday
>friday they're playing boring ass megaman games during the day and switch to better shit when i get home
>capped off with pikmin at midnight
>aww yiss
>check schedule friday
>megaman shit has been bumped back to primetime
>pikmin bumped back to 4 AM
w-what the fuck. it was perfect and they ruined it
>>344277027
>the Quake of Madness Interactives
my head hurts
>>344277128
damn
that's pretty cool
sent ;)
>>344277128
>You will never lick the greasy tips of Caveman's moustache
>>344277171
tetris setup ruined the schedule, sorry anon
>>344277171
I'm sorry to spoil it for you, but Pikmin is being run by another transsexualwho was botching her practice runs
Blame Tetris block though.
UH
>>344277227
Weren't they already two hours late when they started to set up?
>>344277171
>>pikmin bumped back to 4 AM
Oh boy, can't wait for another trap for /v/ to fall for during that run.
>>344277171
megameme is always primetime
>>344277182
It's not a hard thing to do unless you're a fatass. You could easily learn how to do it within minutes.
Fallout 3 gf
>>344277171
Well, they added stuff like Illusion of Gaia (2:30h run) and setting up for Tetris took quite a while. Those, along with the other minor delays over the week, add up. Who would have thought?
OK guys, what game should I play next?
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles or Valkyrie Profile?
>>344277284
jesus fuck
>>344277284
There's plenty of space on the couch, why are they sitting so close to each other?
Does this game have anything to do with Twinkle Star Sprites?
>>344277351
They enjoy the sensations.
>>344277335
Goddamn this game looks easy as fu-that is a scary tree.
>burning the fucking flesh and eyes out of the tree
what the fuck
>>344277335
>>344277351
probably so the guy in the middle can see the screen. the runner is sitting directly in front of the left side of the couch.
are you really this bad at deductive reasoning?
>>344277284
>>344277362
>>344277404
Thanks, guys.
>>344277073
Well no shit that was a man.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/URL7dyl.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>344277335
>going tranny with a caveman face like that
That's gonna take some serious facial reconstruction.
>>344277284
>>344277335
>Wake up early to watch Ghostbusters.
>They move it up an hour while I was sleeping.
>Miss the whole thing.
>Wasn't even the Ghostbusters game I was hoping for.
>>344277335
>casual dildo on the cabinet
what happened to Breakdown's hair?
>>344277128
Oh now I get it
he's just autistic
>>344277335
>Dildo and lube in the background
Nasty.
>look at the schedule
>everything's shit all day
Welp, time to catch up on my porn.
>>344277284
>>344277335
webm is too big.
search :oddshot tv trans
it's the first result
This game looks pretty fun and cute
>>344277495
And still found someone to bang him...or maybe he is banging the baldy...
Honestly I cannot imagine how that works
>>344277595
>caveman
>autistic
I think you're on to something..
>>344277568
It looks like those two balding bodyguards are protecting the couch commentators.
>>344277670
what is she training for?
>>344277712
Bigger breads of course
>a cool looking Genesis game that I actually haven't played yet
finally I have something new on my Gen backlog again
>>344277712
Getting a shotgun barrel in her mouth.
>>344277772
that's my fetish
Marisa is the worst shottype
>>344277712anal training kit
>>344276936
Boring as fuck, just a bunch of memorized puzzles and solving them from afar.
sent is a speedrunner? didnt know
makes me respect him more
>4 runs from a transsexual in an all-female speedrunning group up next
Here we go
Underage are asleep or off doing something else, post Genesis games!
>does somebody want to explain the final boss?
>dead silence
>>344278020
at least it'll spawn some nice memes right?
>>344278020
>transsexual
>all-female
pick 1
Why is he laughing? Is it actually a bad emulator?
This game really looks fun
>>344278130
>Zero Tolerance
My nigga
>No Mutant League Football
Not my nigga
>Protomagicalgirl
what am I in for?
>>344278178
Are any of them actually not trans?
>>344277335
>be really, really unconvincing tranny
>wear shit that you really can't pull off
>take pictures with the casual dildo and lube in the background
It's just like with Cosma. If you're going to go for it, fine. But don't start wearing chokers and whatever the hell that dress is. And certainly don't start taking selfies with buttplugs
I missed this game pretty much but it was basically a Pocky & Rocky-esque game? I gotta play it some time then, it looked cool & witch girls are cute.
>>344278130
>RKA
my absolute nigger
>>344278215
>No Mutant League Football
I met the guy who made MLF, does that count?
>>344278161
It will spawn a heck of a lot bullying and that's no good.
>>344278219
Don't they wear the chokers in a poor attempt to hide their Adams apple?
>>344277128
How the fuck does he think that hair styling looks even remotely acceptable?
In a couple of years he's going to look back on that le gentlesir 1870's look and want to kill himself.
>>344278020
>Protomagicalgirl
>It's actually a cross-dressing twink fuccboi
>>344278216
One wild ride
Did that tranny just take off his helmet to reveal his face?
Is this a fucking anime?
I want to play Twinkle Tale!
is that fucking Dustin Diamond in drag?
>>344278286
But chokers actually accentuate the neck. It's like a belt on a fat belly.
Why are there so many transexuals? Does cutting your dick off make you more aerodynamic or something?
Proto is pretty cool. I mean she's a tranny, but she's a good person if you can look past that.
>that man wearing a skirt
what the fuck is wrong with speedrunning
>This person gets to have 4 runs
Is Pandora papa playing a Game Gear now? Or is that a LYNX?
I had a dream last night about chibi running a game at sgdq and caveman sitting on the couch behind him and constantly roasting him
>>344278396
>>344278286
I think so?
>>344278306
It's pretty much Jack White's hair
>>344278405
fighting game communities aren't much better.
>>344277128
when was this? the fuck is he doing?
>>344278407
only one would be homophobic
>>344278473
Is that the bill for his hormone treatment?
>Based Iceplug on the couch
Have a
R A R E
A
R
E Iceplug
~~~mental illness~~~
>>344278392
it's the new flavor of the month for special snowflakes, whether they actually have gender dysmorphia
too bad cutting off your dick is irreversible
>>344277073
Deep inside I hope it was a hilarious inside joke where they lost a bet and one must crossdress and the other must pretend to be his boyfriend.
>>344278537
that's not iceplug, it's trihex
>>344278407
they're all like 5 minutes long you fucking bitch baby lol
>one person gets to run 4 games
what the fuck
>>344278286
yes, what really sucks because they ruined chokers to me, i loved how they look on women.
>Man voice
What a surprise.
>>344278537
>driving gloves
Faggot
guy doesn't look anything like a girl why does he call himself one
>Protomagical"girl"
>degenerates speedrunning games
Here we go...
>Fedora
>Tranny
>Al Roker
What a meme cast
>>344278632
Behold, the power of the progressive agenda
how was the klonoa run?
>>344278592
I appreciate a good lol. And this is a good lol
That's a penis.
>protomagical"girl"
>mfw twitch chat right now
lmfao
Relevant to this run.
HAHA I GET IT ITS FUNNY CAUSE GHOSTS ARENT REAL AND COULDNT BREATHE HAHA
>>344278392
Because niche gaming communities are primarily made up of mentally ill white dudes. One of the forms that takes is transexuals.
>>344278658
You don't understand his power level
>>344278694
Caveman was really smarmy and negative following a super positive run, so not so great unfortunately
Twitch mods in full panic mode.
Bubble Ghost looks so cute, reminds me of Kirby & even more so Gimmick!
FINALLY. The Gameboy block.
Guys, stick around for Trip World. Great game.
>>344278694
good
nothing amazing though
Why do these things attract so many trannies?
>"she" identifies as lesbian
By far the most dedicated ruse to bed a woman
is there a single actual female in the speedrunning community?
Every time one of these trannies show up on screen I feel less and less like video games are still my hobby.
I kind of feel like it's being stolen away from me so it can be used as a platform to push an agenda.
I'm legit worried for some of these people
they're going through a very permanent and stressful process possibly for the wrong reasons (trannys are in right now and the desperate losers are jumping on the train instead of actual gender issues)
and people are just smiling and nodding their head because they want to be inclusive
TRANSGENDER COMMUNITY
>>344278785
nerd shit has always attracted the ostracised
>transgender community
>>344278790
A couple, yeah
misskaddykins
skybilz or w/e it's called
yellowkillerbee or w/e
kungfufruitcup
Is this guy actually trans?
He seems flamboyant but not trans.
>>344278790
yep
>>344278732
Soy is also a fast highway to man titties
https://u.pomf.is/wyqzjk.webm
i think bubble ghost turned this dude gay
Just woke up. Fat black guy back on the couch, I assume not saying anything. Holding a fucking helmet?
>>344278869
5head
>Twitch chat has been just emotes for the past few minutes
Even Twitch is speechless at this thing
>>344278779
fuck off the game basically plays itself
music is 10/10 though
>>344278779
Trip World is an awesome run / game, Sunsoft a best
Did he just spell out DICK?
>>344278862
Yeah looks more like a regular flamer
too bad this game looks like a gigantic snorefest.
Wait, this person ACTUALLY thinks he's a girl?
I thought it was just a fag with some qt anime profile and shit
But he actually has this "I'm part of an all feemale group" thing going
what the fuck
he's not even trying to trap or crossdress or anything, he just looks like a guy
So if being trans means you dress and act and take the roll of your opposite sex, then why announce you are trans? Doesn't that defeat the point?
>>344278948
how new are you
>>344278862
Check out his name, he looks like he doesnt even try to look feminine.
>>344278862
Right? I expected something like the fallout runner's 'gf'
this is a dude who's doing the gay hairdresser voice
>>344278831
>mfw this bloke actually thinks he's a girl
>mfw I thought he just called himself 'girl' as a meme
>mfw he makes no attempt to actually look/sound like a real girl
>mfw this isn't the first time this has even happened during this event
>mfw Hitler-chan won't save us from this nightmare
>>344278948
it's on only emotes mode
holy shit that ghost gets mad as fuck when his bubble is popped
>>344278790
ye
i claimed her
>>344278941
He's the bull
>tranny starts running
>announcer reads off a list of about 20 trannies giving their support
>emote only mode in twitch chat
Did they ban text in the chat now?
>>344278948
Emote only
>>344278396
>she
>guy taking hormone pills to pretend to be a lesbian girl
Why is a ghost trying to save a bubble?
You know I like speedruns and all but jesus christ why are so many of them this JUST?
>>344278691
Wait is one of these people an actual tranny?
They all look like normal dudes to me.
>>344278969
It has to be a ruse, he looks like a faggy young shia labeouf but not a tranny.
>>344278862
>>344279012
>>344279015
She identifies as female, if that's what you're asking.
>>344278924
Holy shit, man.
HAHAHAHAHA!
