Now: Crypt of the Necrodancer
Next: The Witness
Then: Trine 3
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Can barely hear the music
ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR AN HOUR OF THE FAGGOT AND HIS DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN COMING UP NEXT
>>344258330
The music is distracting.
>Whips are the worst weapon in the game
Disgusting
>twerking enemies
How the fuck is this degeneracy allowed?
Soon.
>It's time for another not-speedrun
So, /v/.
Is this the worst GDQ event so far?
Or will AGDQ 2017 surpass it?
>want to listen to the music
>annoying faggot talking over it
lewd games done quick when~ ?
:3
>good game
>/v/ isn't even dancing
fuck off
what the fuck is that SourPls spam in the twitch chat?
Someday someone will speedrun Zelda for the NX, what do you expect?
i'm going to sleep, can I get some (You)'s to count to help me fall asleep?
>>344258440
source fampai
>>344258389
is chibi really coming
>>344258440
Now
g/832265/338219b359/
>>344258462
SourPls
>>344258421
these are not mutually exclusive, anon.
>>344258440
I'm going to shove a dildo up your ass.
I wish this cunt would shut the fuck up
>>344258421
yes because there will be "my entire family died of cancer boo hoo" donations
at least this doesn't have that
2hu drifto game to SPEEDY SPEED BOY run when
>>344258491
>walk to ganon
>kill an enemy with physics, take weapon
>glitch into ganon's room
>end game
>The Witness next
>>344258462
I don't dance to meme games sorry
>>344258440
I dont think that would be monetarily viable.
What happens after everyone blows their load? The best you could do is have some dank donation incentitives.
Great now i want Crypt of the necromancer but im broke fuck my ass
>>344258383
Way past your bedtime kid
You can browse /pol/ tomorrow
I just stopped to watch now, there was something good this year beside the blind castlevania?
>>344258491
they get 3 or 4 runes, then proceed to destroy the game. while packing on food and weapons.
>>344258583
that's not undertale
>>344258343
It's funny how apparently it's not OK for a speedrunner to say a naughty word, but OK for them to show off that they brought a fucking dildo. I'm sure MSF loves being associated with a balding faggot shoving things up his ass
>KINDA FUCKED UP
Waow, these beats are really funky. Waow
Don't wanna dance too hard though, or I'll break my nose.
>>344258491
>open world
>walk to ganon
>wall glitch in
>end game
>>344258610
I want to impregnate Saber
>>344258621
there's been lots of good runs
-Jake and Daxter
-Jedi Academy
-Deus Ex
-Sonic 06
-Catherine
>>344258631
?
Didnt show it on stream and it's not a runner
>>344258581
What a rude anime girl.
>>344258698
wich saber wud u most like to impregnt
>>344258702
nice, thanks, I couldn't watch this year, too busyplaying games
>>344258698
I want to impregnate you.
>>344258675
>still no barrier skip in wind waker
This is a PC game released in 2015 on low settings.
>>344258746
Red
>>344258669
Post more O-Dawg
>>344258746
Dirty Saberher official 2ch nickname
>>344258504
Found it
http://exhentai.org/g/521058/794556663f/
FREE DANNY :DDD BENIS
>>344258804
trine looks cool visually but its garbage :(
Speedrunning card games when?
>>344258804
>bloom and blur
Disgusting
>>344258669
i enjoyed the run as much as the next anon, but please stop trying to make owenposting a thing; it's faggoty and not funny and a pleb meme of the lowest degree.
>>344258786
probably will never be possible, but one can hope
>>344258890
gaddafi senpai pls save us
>>344258848
>its garbage
no its not, actually one of the best platforming series of the past decade or so.
:/
>>344258835
thanks senpai
Do you like dicks, anon?
>>344258850
I think there was Yu Gi Oh one year. The game itself made no sense in comparison to the actual card game though.
first for TRAP DOOR
WOOP WOOP
i'm going to miss shantae
>>344258985
that's not saying much
>>344258804
Wasn't that game released unfinished because the developer went under?
>>344258985
Dust a elysium tail and shovel knight are better. I didn't even had to think hard
>>344258850
yu gi oh forbidden memories has a weekly race apparently
>45 minute setup block after this
>>344258440
oh ill do you quick allright
*unzips dick*
To the cavemens watching the stream for hours, two snipers killed 4 policemen hours ago and 9 are hurt. Theres a hidden bomb somewhere near the place.
Now go back to your fun, thanks for watching.
>>344259091
It was released unfinished but the dev didn't go under, considering they released a new game a week or two ago.It's an escort quest
Why is he not at this event?
He even cleaned up his image lately.
I don't know anything about The Witness. Will that be interesting to watch?
>>344258440
is that the anti-bully ranger? what happened
>>344259194
>americans
I hope they just play the uninterrupted Crypt OST during setup.
>>344259147
Go to bed solluxander
>>344259091
It did.
I'm surprised people are praising it.
1-5 Fap before work
6-9 Keep my spunk for another week
>>344259109
didn't say it was the best, but nah trine 2 is much better than shovel knight. haven't played the other one.
>>344259194
classic clinton
>>344259228
She got bullied
>>344259223
No.
It's just drawing lines and walking.
>That faggot that donated 2.5 thousand dollars just for DannyB's OST
Fuck you, I wanted the Jules. God damn it.
>>344259219
what a healthy looking young man
alright fuck it
anyone knows what the anime with the two maids (one with blue hair, one with pink) is called
seen so much porn of it lately and i want more
>>344259223
>Speedrun
They're going to skip everything interesting puzzle and theory wise. Its like playing a VN but holding shift the entire time.
>>344259219
he's stocking up ammo for the last day
Does anybody have the screen cap of her walking past the camera?
>>344259339
Re:Zero
Hope you enjoy suffering.
>>344259223
maybe? its a fps puzzle game so we could see some great tech or just someone who has memoriezed all the puzzle do all the puzzle then just mute it
>>344259339
re:zero
>>344259269
good luck fampai
>>344259269
0 Impregnate Hotaru
>>344259339
Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu
You should actually watch it, it's great. Full of suffering.
>>344259330
WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT ME
DonaldTrumpLookingFromBehindHisWallMakingAmericaGreatAgain
>>344259339
Hidamari sketch
Isn't Witness that new Jonathan Blow 2deep4u game that he got all bent out of shape for on Twitter?
>>344259269
Come back next week and I might let you cum
>>344259375
Speedrun tech in The Witness includes drawing the lines from farther away than intended and cutting corners.
>>344259434
Yeah.
I'm up next! Wish me luck!
>>344259443
sauce on this, it's time
>>344259447
so it's basically a let's play?
>>344259497
Ganbatte, Loli Bigboobs.
Make sure to showyour feet
RATE THIS SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEED RUN FROM 1-10
I'm getting sleepy.
How do you stay awake, /v/?
Top fucking run
>>344259542
A let's play of a guy staring at the screen silently because he has everything memorized, yes.
>>344259447
wow
>>344259553
5
music wasn't loud enough but the races were good
>>344258247
Tips on making a female orgasm?
>>344259554
I take addy
YEA YEA YEA
>>344259554
i remind myself that if I sleep i might never wake up
>>344259553
10 out of 10
>mfw my times are usually 25 minutes and I'm at the top of my friends list leaderboard
These guys are literally 5 times faster than me.
what the fuck did he say
>>344259554
Stick thumbtacks into my dick
>>344259590i broke my nose
>>344259582
why would you even do that to yourself
you could study something useful instead of memorizing a video game.
It's that guy with the beard from AGDQ 2016.
>>344259619
Break up with her
>>344259525
Look up Xil on your booru of choice.
>THEY DONATED 10K TO SPEEDRUN THE WITNESS
at least fearfulferret is an entertaining guy, let's hope he makes this shit worth it
He's a big jon.
>>344259554
i remind myself that if i sleep i might have to wake up
Has haHAA finally been banned?
Haven't seen it in chat for a while.
>guy thanks random Discord server saying it's responsible for the runners being there
>dead fucking silence for a whole minute
>dev rushes them off the stage
kek
>>344259679
Haha fag in the background thought you mentioned him
Stop looking at your phone, fatass
>>344259747
what the fuck
>>344259693
She's just a friend.
>>344259397
>You should actually watch it, it's great. Full of suffering.
i cant watch anime anymore, the over reactions for drama is just too much cringe
fapping to it is a-okay for some weird ass reason though
QT ALERT
>QT SPOTTED @ COUCH
REPEAT
>QT SPOTTED @ COUCH
TRANNYVERSARY ON THE COUCH
>>344259553
Literally a lets play/10
gdq is one of the three times a year I am wearing a dress
holy fuck is the tranny
>>344259747
His fists are bigger than his head. He should run DK64.
Damn, all these qties coming to see him play, what a player
>>344259747
DON'T BELIEVE UYAMA'S LIES
they made bigjon eat blechy
TRANNY CHAN IS BACK
Great. here comes all the tranniversary posting.
The tranny is back, it's going one of those runs guys
THAT QT ON COUCH
WAIFU
>>344259619
neck kisses
compliments
its not so much about the sex itself, you have to make her squirm and beg for it before your dick even gets close
take your time and make it all about her
who the fuck starts a countdown with 5....
HAPPY TRANNIVERSARY
That fucking pink hair please KYS
OH NO
The disgusting monster is back on the couch with his in the closet bf
The tranny even sits like a man
>tfw just got banned for saying tranniversary
please give me attention.
Is pink hair dude a boy or girl?
i wonder what that couch smells like
>You are permanently banned from talking in gamesdonequick.
Pretty harmless comment. Those bans be flying around due to that thing on the couch.
I hate The Witness so much. All the time I was expecting some kinda of plot like in The Talos Principle but nothing happened. All that effort was for nothing, there was no payoff. Then I went to look for opinions and people were praising it left and right.
>so deep!
>there must be a secret we have yet to uncover!
>OMG THE GAME CLICKED FOR ME WHEN I REALIZED NOT ALL PUZZLES WERE INSIDE THE BOXES OMGGGG
Fuck everyone who enjoyed this piece of shit.
>people donated for this
Why?
Is that person with the pink hair a woman or a guy?
I cant even tell anymore.
So, the couch is an accurate representation of The Witness fanbase?
>>344260054
People donated for the fucking bike game, might be self advertizing as well.
>>344260020
boy
>>344260076
from left to right:
musician
drug addict
tranny
>Tranny
>Nu-male
>QT goth hipster grill
Yes
>>344260108
>the fucking bike game
Don't remind me.
>>344260008
>posting on twitch chat
Kiss
>>344260054
people donate just for the sake of meeting incentives
willing to bet most of the people who put money towards this don't even know what it is
>>344260109
oh I'm sorry I'm meant boipucci
>>344260143
The tranny is the one on the right.
reminder that the degenerates on the couch will be there for another 1.5 hours
real couch hours
>>344260076
at this point it's a safe bet to go with tranny
doubly so if they have coloured hair
this like running Myst except 20x longer and 50x more tedious
really? two TWO trannies?
are trannys, man in dresses, really not ashamed of their appearance?
This is embarrassing
How do we fix the degeneracy in the speed running community?
>>344260217
at least it isn't that Elder Scrolls glitching through everything garbage
>>344260132
What is it about anime and videogame cons that brings out all the mentally ill people?
Goddamn the puzzles look boring, Talos is much better
>>344260246
If they werent, they wouldnt be trannies
>>344260246
Welcome to the new wave of Nu-Males
These puzzles look completely arbitrary. What's the mechanic behind filling it in?
>here's a grid
>scribble in it
>success
>>344258713
The runner posted it on his twitter
>these fucking puzzles
why are there all these stupid line puzzles all over the place?
Even fucking Professor Layton puzzles are less abstract and more ingrained into the rest of the story
The fuck is this shit
>>344260239
is the one on the left supposed to be a tranny?
i doubt it. he's using a man voice and just has shitty dyed long hair.
I don't get the appeal of Crypt
Also holy shit, the filename threads weren't kidding about The Witness.
>>344260270
You do realize porn is degeneracy too, right?
omar that couch
>>344260270
bring back fun
few indie games
no "one clap" bullshit
>>344260307
outcasts since childhood
So did he cut his dick off already?
>>344259665
Top kek
>they moved Tetris 12 hours earlier and now I'm awake for garbage shit
I HATE THIS FUCKING MEME!
>>344260324
Depends on what puzzle is involved.
Some need to make certain shapes, some have to pass through certain routes, and not touch others
Figuring them out is part of the game.
>>344260324
everything memorized senpai
Props to this guy for memorizing the puzzles, but this is so dull to watch.
Imagine all these trannys when their older
Will they look sick? Or will the hormones have worked well enough for them to look like a passable old woman?
>>344260324
It'd take far longer to explain each mechanic behind all the puzzles, and they vary greatly.
He probably has most of it memorized at this point.
Why are all the trannies drawn out of the woodwork for shit like this?
>say "furry"
>24 hour ban
Enabling degenerates
>>344260432
Whoever's behind the scheduling really needs to be smacked.
>>344260371
Crypt is a fusion of roguelite and rythim games, thats why people like it. Also the godtier music.
>>344260349
all puzzles are grid based, some have different gimmicks but it's basically one puzzle with like 300+ variations for the low low price of $35
>>344260217
>this like running Myst except 20x longer and 50x more tedious
>20x longer
mfw I checked and anon is LITERALLY correct.
>>344260324
There are a ton of mechanics that change the route each panel has, think of it like sudoku with X/colored groups/etc.
most impressive speedrun i've seen yet desu
>>344260451
I'm more concerned how ugly I'm gonna be
>>344260451
They will all kill themselves in 10-30 years.
>>344260410
glorified pipedream, the movie
got it fampai
>>344260387
>fucking literal whores isn't degenerate due to Augustine apologetics making their way into western tradition
>having a wank to some drawings is
What a world.
>>344260181
Bullshit.
Whats the point of this game?
>>344260451
they won't reach old age
>>344260465
It's like any other fandom: they know it's a way to easily get attention so they're all over it
>>344260451
real life horror
>>344260451
Homura is Dumbura.
>>344260465
puzzle games dont require reaction and skill, just memorization
so since their test levels are fucked they appreciate these things that dont require things men are typically good at
they're basically less competetive
>>344260508
I don't see how you can play roguelike and rhythm at the same time
I tried it once and it didn't feel right at all, I'd rather play a roguelike or a rhythm game, not both.
>>344260554
Draw lines to solve puzzles to unlock something.
>>344260554
There is no point. At all.
are we ever going to get a Nuclear Throne race?
>>344260505
why, its past midnight where most of the audience lives
get the shit games out of the way now
>game called witness
>not about war boys riding through the gates of valhalla, shiny and chrome
Who's the qt girl on the couch?
>>344258675
apparently you wont need to wall glitch to fight the last boss
>>344260535
Porn is literally degeneracy
>>344260528
This tbqh familio. These people have a stupidly high suicide rate.
It's as if chopping off your extremities and living in eternal denial isn't the most mentally healthy thing you can do or something.
>>344260640
>girl
>>344260465
It's the only community that will have the slightest bit of acceptance of them because autistic speed nerds can't really push them away because of GI-FUCKING-GANTIC hypocrisy.
So you're telling me that the girl on the very right is a tranny?
>>344260401
It has to be something else.
Maybe it's all the fantasy big-eyed, bright colored hair thing in anime that attracts all the mentally ill people. But for videogames, I have no idea.
Outcasts could be a cause, sure, but it has to be something else.. maybe anime and videogames was the only comforting thing for these people, so it's part of their identity.
>>344260601
>implying you could run this game
all fucking talk
>>344260465
Nerd are betas who don't call weird shit like this out. Imagine how they'd be treated if they went to like a football game or something like that, people would openly laugh at them
>>344260512
>it's basically one puzzle with like 300+ variations for the low low price of $35
that sounds like hell
like legitimately one layer of hell where they torture you by repeating the same thing over and over again
>>344260640
That's a tranny and "she" is married to the guy next to her.
>>344260601
>so since their test levels are fucked they appreciate these things that dont require things men are typically good at
while I don't want to watch this either can you take a fucking look at what you're doing with your life right now buddy
>>344260626
Because this shit is happening at all.
>>344260451
I ask that to myself too sometimes
But i think most of them dont even reach that age, kill themselves or realize how fucked up they are
>>344260554
Fucking bitches and getting paid.
>>344260515
one of the first speedruns I watchedbecause it's so short and downloading videos from speeddemosarchive took a long time in the early 2000s
>>344260668
ya been bamboozled
so is that or is that not a tranny?
>>344260632
>tfw i watched fury road for the first time a couple weeks a go
>see this pepe
>finally realize its a war pepe
https://twitter.com/ProGamingWithEd
Why tho
>>344260690
People are openly laughing at them right here and I'm pretty sure we're all nerds. But I see your point.
>>344260601
Well this one has added memorization and routing, but yeah. Not the hardest game t say you can speed run.
Reminder that its been 24 hours since Bonesaw's run and nothing will top it.
>>344260720My first was my own
>>344260554
You solve puzzles to unlock more puzzles.
It's really satisfying to solve puzzles.
pirate it and check it out desu
>>344260691
>repeat one thing forever
explains why it's popular for speedrunning then
why does the trans keep doin this
>>344260692
Are people fucking with me? Is there a bigger picture of her? She looks like a girl from the stream.
>>344260736
Homu is dumb.
I WISH THE BLACKS SHOT THE TRANNY INSTEAD OF THE COPS
>>344260762
>girlfriend
girlfriend
>girlfriend
girlfriend
>girlfriend
girlfriend
The Witness is a really cool game that don't hold your hand and I enjoyed 100% it. The challenge at the end was the best with randomized puzzles and a timer.
>>344260795
what are you talking about? he fucking blew up the venue no one can top him
>>344260762
Thanks anon. I can't believe he would publicly admit it on stream like that. Who wants to be known as the girlboy fucker?
>>344260817
SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>344260778
Are you kidding? It's definitely one of the most skill-based.
It's not as competitive because in the end, the times become extremely close, but it certainly takes a very large amount of work.
>>344260762
You can see his embarrassment/anger
Or he is just autistic and has only one expression
>>344260790
You look at the game, you look at the player, you look at the couch, and it just writes itself. My fault for not bothering to read.
watching the mods go apeshit on chat is more entertaining than this run. was the stream always a no fun allowed safe space for these sissies?
>boring games
>get sleepy while watching
>go lay down and put this on my laptop
>cant sleep
help
>>344260762
My how far we have fallen.
So wait.
All these puzzles use the same grid-line drawing bullshit?
How are you supposed to figure out the exact solution for each one, when in theory you could just draw a line from start to finish in god knows how many ways?
>>344260795
>24 hours was one day ago
>>344260818
Nigga you are either blind or you are a legit faggot
>>344260551
oh no, you missed the Fallout 3 speedrun where the drug addict on the couch took the time to mention that the dude on the right had their transition anniversary.
>>344260814
Autism
>>344260853
WHAT THE FUCK. WHY? More so, why announce that on a stream? That just screams attention, he'll probably kill himself later once the special snowflake feeling wears off and he realizes he can't go back to being a man.
can someone explain to me the couch people?
why are they sitting there doing nothing
>>344260451
Look at the suicide rates for trannies before asking such a dumb question lmao
Is there a fail condition to this game or can you just try as many times as you want?
WE WANT BONESAW!
I never wanted off Mr. Bone's wile ride!
>>344260554
Explore an island, find puzzles around it. Each section generally teaches you about a new mechanic. The mechanics start mixing together in the end. All these lines he's drawing are actually pretty tricky to figure out.
>>344260762
Do you think this balding autist is only dating a trap because he can't find anyone else?
A shit 0/10 manly trap at that.
>That's another big part of the game
>Not just finding the solution but putting the solution in
Ummm
>>344260897
Looking around the enviroment.
Five hundred plus puzzles!
>>344260795
what run was his?
I keep checking back on this game and expecting it to be more than drawing lines.
Do people realize that there are very cheap paperback books for this very thing being sold in magazine stands and airports worldwide?
>>344260762
>that expression
>>344260931
moral support
>>344260931
They usually friends and fellow speed runners. They probably don't know shit about the game and are too awkward to make small talk.
>>344260970
Jak and Daxter
>>344260945
there's no penalty for failing other than starting over
>>344260762
That really seems like something you shouldn't announce to people
I definitely wouldn't just throw it out there that im fucking a tranny, and on top of that telling everyone its the anniversary of the day said tranny transitioned into total transgenderhood.
>>344260945
IF you need to solve puzzles in a chain, a failure resets the chain.
Otherwise, no.
>there is a literal race war going on
>people are more concerned with a man wearing a skirt
/v/ was a mistake
Why would anyone fuck a tranny instead of a real woman?
>>344260968
turns out you have to play the game if you want to win
I feel like we can actually count the amount of girls on the couches so far on one hand
-yellowkillerbee
-edobean
-chilean waifu
-skybilz
...
>>344260671
No I think that's literally it.
Anime and video games are just escapism and they've spent way too much time doing it.
They grow lonelier and lonelier and wonder why no one accepts them, then they hear all this talk about how it's okay to be "different" and they delude themself into thinking this is the right thing for them and no one tells them otherwise. They're misguided.
>>344260897
Each area of the game teaches you the mechanics. He just skipped pretty much everything.
>these puzzles might hurt your eyes
what?
>>344261023
>race war
And which war would this be?
i dont understand these puzzles
how are you supposed to figure out these swiggly lines
>"girl"friend
>>344261025
lower standards for both since they usually can't get more attractive mates
>>344260762
thread link
>>344261023
fuck off pol, you're past your bedtime
>>344261023
not videogames
>>344261025
Did you see how fucked that guy's face is? That is why.
>>344261025
no one else is willing to fuck them
I was watching on my phone yesterday when the Jak and Daxter run happened and I missed on all the shitposting, anyone care to tell me what the general consensus on that shitfest of a let's play was here?
>>344261069
Looking around the enviroment!
LOOK AT IT
I SPENT 8 YEARS AND 900 MILLION DOLLARS ON IT REEE
>>344260551
oddshot.tv/shot/GamesDoneQuick/Uzql7BUKl7BJy4vpHX9fpYAx
>>344261025
Simply because men make better women than actual women. If they could look better then actual women, there would be no use for them other than reproduction.
https://twitter.com/ProGamingWithEd/status/741815503044399104
>>344261025
they dont have sex
Is there a better picture of the tranny and her boyfriend? Pretty please?
Hey Faggots,
My name is Ed, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are cishet, r*tarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the esports team, and 6th place in any% Fallout 3. What games do you speedrun, other than “jack off to naked drawn cis people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s my bitch
>>344261123
>shitfest of a let's play was here?
i hope your joking, literally best run of sgdq
>>344261025
Why would anyone fuck a real woman when you can fuck an anime?
>>344260776
No reason for them to come here though, and SJW mods on twitch bans people for stating biological facts
>>344260970
>what run was his?
Naruto and PikachuJak and Daxter
>>344261164
>https://twitter.com/ProGamingWithEd/status/741815503044399104
>>344261069
Trial and error and/or observation of patterns directly on the puzzle or the environment.
You won't be able to make any sense of it now.
>>344261025
how come these guys never date cute twinks instead? I mean, if you're going to go gay out of desperation, at least make it count.
>>344261183
Probably because you can't fuck an anime.
>>344261123
From what I remember, 90% of the posts where people having a great time laughing along with everyone. The other 10% called it cringe or annoying.
>>344261023
>>there is a literal race war going on
Yeah, those Blue faggots keep taking my gym.
>>344261182
It was nowhere near a good speedrun. He kept forgetting things and missing tricks and doing cringy jokes
>>344261183
why do you lie
Does anybody care about video games on this board anymore?
the way he just explained how this game is about epiphanies actually made me want to play itt for the first time.
>>344261178
>>344261226
It's disgusting but honestly /v/, sincerely, mostly I feel pity.
This dude is so fucked in the head.
>>344261023
/pol/ was a mistake. the pigs deserved to die.
>>344261210
Considering how he's sitting on the couch it seems like they do still have their penis
>>344261183
But I can't fuck an anime
>>344261178
>>344261226
>>344261149
>DILDO
DILDO
>DILDO
DILDO
>DILDO
DILDO
>DILDO
DILDO
>DILDO
DILDO
>>344261265
Cute twinks dont want them
>>344261278
> cringy jokes
Oh, you just have bad taste.
>>344261293
Not shitty ones like this.
>>344261178
DILDO ALERT
DILDO ALERT
>>344261278
yeah no shit, but the banter made up for it also he still made under estimate
>>344261069
apparently you have to separate the colored dots in groups that contain a single type of dot
that's the only thing i could make out of it
>>344261149
>>344261178
We've gone too far.
>>344261293
no, we only care about shitposting and tranniversaries.
also this run is shitty to watch unless you actually know what the run is, so it should not have been included in sgdq.
>>344261336
oh, right...
Is this the worst night of the entire event? The only slightly entertaining thing is the tranny memes
>no cute trap fucktoy.
>>344259375
>first person shooter puzzle
what game did he recommend at the end?
minecraft speedrun when?
>>344261431
>when anime goes too far
>>344261431
I bet Ed pays everything, including the dick mutilation
>>344261453
The all achievements run last year was much more entertaining than this garbage.
>>344261336
>he doesn't get drawn into his favorite series to meet his waifu
Step
It
UpHappened to someone on /a/
>>344261451
steven sausage roll
>>344261451
some kind of sausage boy
probably find it by googling jonathan blow's puzzle game interests of 2016 or some shit
>>344261293
>anymore
Guaran-fucking-tee that if this trannysplosion happened 9 years ago instead of 2, this board would've been nothing but shemale drama then too.
>commercial runs won't stop
>>344261336
>But I can't fuck an anime
You need to git gud
I literally just turned this on. I'm so fucking glad I missed this speed run.
>>344261451
stephen sausage sucker
>>344261023
>there is a literal race war going on
wait what'd I miss
>>344261342
That run was the definition of cringy humor, except for the Owen Wilson shit but they went over the top with that too, basically don't know what else they could've fucked up.
Of course /v/ will eat that shit up as the cringy nerds they are, though
>"A little bit of a unique snowflake"
TRIGGERED
>>344261431
looks like m2k with a wig
>>344261436
The great lord Bonesaw hath abandoned us to mediocroty.
>>344261451
Stephen's Sausage Roll.
I'd rather recommend you check out increpare's other games, he has a ton of small obscure games that make him look like a schizo.
http://www.increpare.com/
>>344258247
Something something https://discord.gg/bY2Vs
>>344261529
Could you please give an example of humor that you wouldn't consider "cringy?"
>>344261536
don't do m2k like that man
>>344261431
thank god those weren't condoms
>Trine 3
Worst trine. They should play 2
Stephen's Sausage Roll fucking sucks though.
wow it's like a woman except they have a penis
wow
they broke his dick like i broke my nose
wow
This is the next game, on PC (low settings).
Was NOT released on console and never will be.
>>344261527
Trump raped a mexican 8 year old and the footage was posted on youtube
>>344261503
you mean go to Gensokyo?
is the tranny gone
>>344261581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA0qdfWpAT0
"Tickle the elephant"
What did he mean by this?
>>344261527
Some nigger shot two cops and a bunch of people.
>>344261149
Someone please tell me I'm not the only one that notices that dildo in the background and bottle of lotion..
>>344261627
Its also the worst in the series
>"rithskythes revenge"
>>344261624
o-dawg matt daemon stole your car and hid your cah keys
which toilet does tranniversary use
male or female
>>344261527
Cops shot a nigger the other day, now the niggers fought back and killed some cops.
This is why you have a tranny gf. why are speed runners so autistic?
>>344261627
graphics doesn't matter when the game is unfinished garbage
there's other pc games to brag about than this please stop samefagging
>You are permanently banned from talking in GamesDoneQuick
>>344261678
yeah it is, but it's also beautiful to look at.
plus co-op is where the series shines anyway. this'll be a good run.
>>344261715
Female so they can rape women
>>344261647
Youkai sympathizer, I hope your waifu never notices you.
>>344261581
>i literally can't breathe XD
>WHY ARE U CLAPPIN I DID LE WRONG THING
>*more clapping*
>stupid donation about clapping
>claps
>why are u doing this to us
>*SCREAMS SOMETHING*
can't remember but there were many more
>>344261727
*executed a black man
>>344261527
Cops were making sure a BLM protest didn't get out of hand
It did.
>>344261742
that's a badge of honor
wear it proudly
IS THAT CHIBI IN THE GREEN SHIRT
>>344261527
http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/08/us/philando-castile-alton-sterling-protests/index.html
How can a balding autist have a fucking gf while I'm 23 and a virgin?
>>344261742
Shouldn't of been racist ya fucking bigot
>>344261627
>exclusively on PC (also available on PS4)
>>344261821
easier when it's not a girl
>>344261736
>kawaii in the streets senpai in the sheets
PLEASE tell me people don't actually wear shit like this in public.
what soundtrack was that?
>>344261581
>>344261764
nvm I thought you asked for the opposite whatever
>>344261808
Wow I said fucking niggers lol im a master trole
>>344261821
>gf
Ayyy, Programingwithned is back in action.
>>344261821
are you for real
>>344261835
dumb consoletard baited
>>344258440
I missed Necrodancer and Witness, was it worth watching?
edobean feels good man
an actual girl
Is that a tranny on the left? I cant even tell anymore
>>344261842
turn away while you still can
DAT QT ON THE FAR LEFT
AND DONT FUCKING TELL ME ITS A TRAP AGAIN
>>344261739
graphics doesn't matter period
>>344261652
>25 views
>>344261764
Jesus man seek help
>>344261815
>I know how to get cops to respect black lives! Shoot some of them! That surely won't increase racial tension in the US and cause more shootings!
>>344261841
Doesn't fucking matter. No man wants to fuck me either.
>>344261886
Necrodancer was fast, but since I never played the game I didn't really get what was going on
Witness was boring.
>>344261652
What the fuck is this?
>>344261764
No? You got nothing? I'll take that to mean "I think all humor is inherently cringeworthy and we should live in a world where nobody laughs."
speedrunners need to be purged
>>344261892
>an actual girl
>>344261909
no he's not a trap, he is a guy for real
>>344261842
Autists don't have any shame
>>344261886
I surprisingly enjoyed watching the Witness.
I don't enjoy watching speedrunners usually though.
>>344261886
dunno about necro but witness, all you missed was tranny talk and drawing lines.
>>344261909
read the thread
no trannies
real girl in the grey and the pink hair is just a dumbass with pink hair
>>344261676
ctrl + f "dildo"
you fucking retard
>>344261947
kay thanks
THEY JUST TOOK A SELFIE
SCOUR TWITTER
>>344261903
Generally speaking, in GDQ, quilty until proven innocent
WHY AM I A FUCKING VIRGIN!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>>344261886
Necrodancer was alright, couldn't hear the music though.
Witness was dull since the guy just memorized the puzzles so he just completed them right away and didn't explain how they work otherwise.
>FAT KNIGHT
TRIGGERED
>>344261961
Why would share that on twitter
5th officer dead https://twitter.com/DallasPD/status/751310624253022208 press F
>doesn't know that shield gliding is a reference to Lost Vikings
do these niggas even video games?
>>344261950
>>344261919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DpCd-o8TkI
lvl 6
Based Trine
i hope trine 4 picks up where trine 2 left off
>>344261652
this is some good shit
I don't care what it is, it's good shit
>>344261961
Why would you need a dildo when you both have a dick??
>>344262029
To make mom angry
>>344261915
It becomes an issue when you're basically just a jumping hitbox like that Prompt game earlier.
Graphics definitely matter, but you need something more to make a good game.
>>344262045
Fug good thing I still got videogames and a roof over my head.
>let's play of indieshit
>>344262119
kill yourself my memer
>>344262089
to stick it in asspussy
>>344261961
I honestly thought this was a pretty good joke at the start. If only I knew how serious it was.
>>344262089
Girls have two holes
is there going to be this annoying grunt noise the whole game
fuck this
>>344262089
Why indeed
>>344262045
Hope this leads to a full scale purge.
https://oddshot.tv/shot/GamesDoneQuick/Uzql7BUKl7BJy4vpHX9fpYAx
>>344262029
because they're disgusting people who think they're celebrating their sexuality while in reality they're just making people hate them even more.
>>344262009
because you're posting on /v/ instead of leaving the house.
sex isn't hard. at all. meaningful relationships are hard. that's why some dude will fuck a tranny. it's better to love someone than bury your dick. unless you're literally 16 and have never had sex and are incredibly embarrassed about it.
then sex is life.
>>344262158
Anon...
>>344262045
Don't want to sound too much like a faggot but the fact there are niggers out there delighted by this makes me sick.F
>>344262140
give me a valid reason
>>344262119
>it's half the event now
>>344262158
Girls have 3 actually.
>>344262089
For the boipussy
>>344262167
Just like how we deported all muslims after the Paris attacks
>>344261950
It's fine man you need to embrace that you're a cringy nerd, you have a huge autistic community that likes the same cringy shit that you do
>>344262231
you can find more than that
just get creative
>>344262176
I'm not even from /v/, I'm only here because of *GDQ.
I hate being a virgin.
>>344262238
but why don't you use your dick instead for the boipussy?
Another hour+ "speedrun" of a boring game
See you all for Shantae
>>344262197
Here's someone else delighted right now >>344262167
/pol/ fuck off with your Dallas shit, this is about anime girls and transexuals.
twitter is fun
I honestly don't mind traps/trannies but this one and ones like it piss me off
1: If you're going to transition fucking atleast take a shower within the last 18 weeks look at 'her' fucking hair it's DISGUSTINGLY greasy
2: Stop wearing ugly ass fucking gothic ass $2 clothing holy shit
3: At least TRY to train your voice at all, when 'she' talked on stream earlier it was as manly as possible it was gross
Fuck I hate people who do this shit just for attention/fucked up heads. Literally anybody that posts online is like this and all the cute ones aren't involved online at all.
>>344262297
One goes in the mouth, the other the boipussy
>>344262270
sorry my dick is not thin enough to fit in their noses/ears
>More fucking indie garbage
>>344262045
>5th officer dead
wait what?
what the fuck his happening on Dallas? Explain Americans
also F RIP IN PEACE NEVER5GET
Reminder this game is good and /v/ hates it because there is a female character
>>344262176
I dunno, it's more like if there was a 100% sum of love value, then 60% would be the actual relationship, but you'd get the extra 40% from good old-fashioned fuckin'.
And when you're currently at 0% like me, even that 40% sounds pretty fuckin' good.
>>344262286
>i'm not from /v/ but I'm posting on it
who fuckin cares. just leave the house and go meet women. craigslist and tinder are your friends
>>344262286
if it's just not having had sex you hate then get a hooker and realize quickly after that you're not any different after fucking something
if it's about meaningful relationship then join a club or go to church or some shit. girls exist out there.
>>344262343
(You) too my friend
how much do devs pay to have their games included?
>>344262320
He's not delighted by the killing though, he's happy about the prospect that niggers are going to fucking BTFO in the near future, hopefully.
>>344262353
sure thing my man
>>344262375
Nah this just looks boring and obscure to speedrun
>>344262251
Why don't you just answer my question, is it that hard? And no, not that other guy who's trying to push his own weird-ass videos.
>>344262353
>not dating big-eared girls for just this purpose
>not suffocating girls in the worst way possible for your own sadistic pleasure
>>344262371
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
I only played trine coop once
it was pretty fun but I feel like the content was lacking
>>344262371
It's the American national past time of killing each other with guns, who gives a shit
>>344262384
>tinder
>no facebook
FUCK
new
>>344262479
>>344262375
Are gou fucking retarded?
>>344262371
Americans continue to kill each other
>>344262489
welcome to hell, be sure to send Lucifer a friend request.
>>344262448
How do you want me to explain it to you what is "not cringy" humor? It is clearly not that speedrun. Seriously if you can't tell when someone is being a cringy nerd then you are one
>>344262375
This is just pathetic.
You're better off posting more screencaps and bragging about how good it looks, because the gameplay certainly doesn't.
>>344262558
But we can tell you're being cringey now.
>>344262376
One thing /v/ is pretty unified on is impulse pleasure. Give me happiness now, a little bit, a video game, anything to distract me.
>>344262684
Sure
>>344262347
They don't actually want to put any work into looking or acting like a girl. It's alot easier to just buy some ill fitting shit from goodwill and leave it hanging off your hulking frame. I guess it makes sense, since the people who do that kinda thing were total failures as men, they'd also be total failures when they try to be women
So wont they advance
>>344262353
>not stretching out dat urethra
>>344262015
You can't explain the puzzles because it would take too much time.
>speedrunning the worst Trine game
Yawn...
>>344261892
you mean the whale?