Hey guys. Don't buy Skyrim Remastered.
>>344244223
Ok.
Why would I buy it when I get it for free?
I'm buying it Todd, and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>344244223
Fuck you, Todd, I will buy it just to make you sad
Well I disagree. Skyrim Remastered is bringing the 2011 Game of the year into competition with the best looking modern games. It of course also has the GREAT gameplay, GREAT story, and GREAT exploration that Skyrim still has, but with a modern touch. You'd have to be a fool to not buy it!
Just bought 3 copies. Fuck you Toddler.
don't people who have the base game and dlc get it for free anyway?
>>344244223
>I don't buy Bethesda's™ games
Yeah instead you can buy the 2016 goty Battleborn with that money! It's got amazing gameplay with cutting edge graphics and the witty dialogue that Gearbox has always delivered in their games. What are you waiting for! Become a Battlebro today!
>>344244607
hmmm....
>>344245157
Waiting for it to go F2P, randal.
>>344244223
Hey Todd
Fuck you and your DLC Pass
I will pirate Nuka-Numa
I will pirate Fart Harbor if I ever feel like playing it
if I ever DO feel like playing it again. The game is SHIT Todd.
"It just works." No. It just SUCKS
>>344245542
>Fart Harbor
what did he mean by this?
No problem.
>buying games
>>344245353
heh almost got me there.... But to be honest you seem kind of out of the loop. Battleborn has shown time and time again to be the goty of 2016 being both the top selling and highest rated game. Overshills will be overshills...
>>344246173
>more players than there are people in the world
Guess it must be good
>>344246406
What'd you expect from Gearbox? Something mediocre? Gearbox just keeps on proving itself as the greatest company this decade.
>>344244223
Seriously. What did this guy ever do that he gets so much flak?
Does he legit deserve it or is this just /v/ blowing things out of proportion?
>>344244357
>>344244421
>>344245157
>>344245542
The remaster looks unbelievable. Just look at remade High Hrothgar.
When Bethesda said they were doing a remaster of Skyrim, I thought it was just minor HD enhancements.
No, they're actually remaking this gem from scratch. The game looks entirely different, and it's going to be amazing to replay it.
Bethesda knows what they're doing. Their marketing tactics are stellar.
Instead of announcing Elder Scrolls VI right away, they decided to reflect back on what had already worked for them in the past.
And I am definitely going to buy the Skyrim remaster. I mean, if you love epic role playing games like this, why wouldn't you?
The Skyrim remaster is going to feel like a fresh new game.
I'll go as far as to say that the Skyrim Special Edition has the potential to become one of the very best games of this gen. Skyrim gains new fans every day, and it's a timeless experience
>>344247134
He constantly lies and his games are crap
It's the same ire as Peter Molyneux except lionhead is fucking dead
I wasn't going to because you're giving it to me for free.
You did preorder Fallout 4 right /v/?
RIGHT?
>>344245542
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT GOING ON THE INTERNET? YOU ARE GROUNDED, but you can purchase Fallout 4 and Skyrim Remastered to undo your grounding
>>344244607
Do I know you?
>>344244574
>Weird Al Yankovic will die at some point in your life
>>344247380
But Todd you forget to buy Revolver Bullets DLC and Revolver Skill DLC, the gun isn't going to work without them, worse you will accidentally hit your own copy of Fallout 4 and CTD
>>344247164
>they're actually remaking this gem from scratch.
This is coming from somebody who is a massive Bethdrone and buys all of their shit: no.
This is by no means "done from scratch". If they did this from scratch it would be the same storyline rebuilt with a new engine and game. This is literally a 5 year old game with update graphics. That's all.
>>344247289
How big are the kids he tells though?
We talking Casey Hudson tier? I can't imagine anyone being worse than him.
>>344247492
GUESS SO MAYBE CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION
>>344247725
>Being a fanboy
Why?
>>344248143
I played Morrowind for the first time when I was 12 like 10 years ago. I fell in love with the game, then I played Oblivion and sunk literally 10000 hours into it. I'm not shitting you. Then I lined up for Skyrim at midnight and shit and I think at this point it's mostly nostalgia and I understand Todd continues to casualize my favourite game and dragging his ass in releasing #6.
>>344247659
>You will die in Will Smith's lifetime
>>344247659
>Todd Howard will stop telling lies some time in your life
>>344248913
>The Niggaz from Wu-Tang will start dying at some pont
>tfw you barely survived the death of ODB
WHY is life so cruel?
>>344244223
You should lie down Todd. You're obviously not feeling well.
>>344247659
Keanu Reeves will watch over you as you pass away.
>Join us Anon, you won't regret it.
Don't you have some stretching to do today, Howard?
ENOUGH DUMB TRICKS
JUST FUCKING BUY MY GODDAMN GAME, OKAY?
>>344246173
>36,609,656,768 Players
Wow! Battleborn is so great sapient beings all over the universe are playing! I can't wait to buy it! :^)
>>344250162
m-m-make me
you ain't scratch todd
>>344249736
is he a vampire?
>>344244223
exactly, why would I buy a game I already own?
someone post demon todd
>>344247164
So are they just porting pc mods to consoles?
That's actually great news guys, finally some graphics
>>344252501
>>344252261
He is. And his girlfriend is a vampire too. She goes to an orphanage to drink blood.
>>344252701
nice, thanks. thats not the one i was expecting though. i was thinking of the one with blacked out eyes
>>344252261he's Cain
>>344252701
>PLAY THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD
>OR I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL
>>344244223
T- Todd?!
Are you okay bud?
Maybe you should see adoctor.
How many of you actually need to buy this and don't have legendary edition already?
>>344248682
Wtf. Are you me?
>bought legendary edition during a sale intending to mod it into a waifu rape simulator
>will spend hours moding the game
>play for less than 5 min
>uninstall
Maybe the free remaster will keep my attentionprobably not
>>344246173
Wew, nice try John. Almost had me for a second there!
>>344252832
>>344252892
t-thanks doc
why is todd howard's face so funny
what about it, paired with obvious shilling, makes it so goddamn funny?
Todd threads are the reason I come here. Don't care if anyone hates them, they are fucking hilarious.
>>344253221
holy fuck thats not it either but its way better. actually got kinda creep out by it.
>>344244223
I won't, in fact I can't. You're giving it away for free to begin with.
>>344253527
>>344253707
thats it! i always fear saving it lest it haunt my desktop and find my pirated games
>>344253707
OKAY I'LL BUY FALLOUT 4, SKYRIM REMASTERED, A-AND I'LL EVEN PAY FOR THE SEASON PASS, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
> I dont need to buy it
> because a fuckboy bought me special edition for christmas
Feelsgoodsenpai
>todd mad that he couldn't sell mods so now he made a mod he could sell as a remaster
>mods will look better than the remaster
>>344253881
you forgotTHE COLLECTOR'S EDITION
>>344254058
do the spooky corrupt data looking text saying BUY MY GAME demon todd, then i will forever submit and buy your back catalog on every platform.
I've never bought any of your games Todd.
I never will.
You will NEVER ever ever ever get a single penny out of me.
You hack.
>>344254235
IM GETTING IT FOR FREE TODD
SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>344252892doc this new dose you got me on is trippy
>>344254036
>he made a mod
More like stole, and not even a good one.
Alright, no fucking around this time.
One.
>>344255949
Nothing wrong with me
>>344247164
>Bethesda knows what they're doing
you sure about that? i mean, fucking over their fanbase, thats right.
>>344256203
Nothing wrong with me.
>>344256297
Three.
>>344256337
i'd rather die then buy your crap again
this is some next-level toddposting
>>344256337
Nothing wrong with me.
>>344244223
Hey Todd, How does it feel, knowing that an underfunded, bunch of role playing dorks made a better fallout game than you in a year than you did in your 2 4 year fallout Development cycles?face it, todd you are a hack
>>344256337
Nothing wrong with me.
>>344256560
Nothing wrong with me.
>>344255949
>>344256659
Something's got to give
t. Howard
>>344256770
Something's got to give
Anyone got any good JRPGS or visual novelsmods for skyrim of course
>>344256837
THREE.
>>344256874
Something's got to give
>>344256932
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Todd i have $60 to kill so i just wanted you to know im buyingbattleborn
Todd, give it up. I'm not going to buy a game I already own, so why don't you just get around to ES6 already?
>>344256872
did someone say paid mods?????
>>344256962
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
>>344256962
>>344257030
Bodies? Haha! The only thing that will be hitting the floor will be you...when you're blown away by the amazing graphics and immersive gameplay of The Elder Scrolls™ V: Skyrim™: Remastered Edition! Pre-order today!
http://www.elderscrolls.com/skyrim/order/
Uh, yes sir Mr. Howard sir! It's all preordered and ready! So glad I can help out such a fine company as Bethesda and I look forward to many games from your wonderful company.guys, plz help. he said he'd kill my mom if i didn't preorder his shitty remaster, even though I already own it
Keep up the good work Mr. Howard! I'll name my firstborn after you!
am i the only one that would let todd bend me over and stick a skyrim remastered edition in my ass?
>>344257017
perhaps we could collaborate futher...
>>344244223
I love Todd Posting, its my favorite /v/ meme.
Ssshhhh
Todd is sleeping
>>344257268
Hold on, citizen. I'm going to need to search under your spoiler text.
>BUY ITBUY IT
>BUY ITBUY IT
>BUY ITBUY IT
>BUY ITBUY IT
>BUY ITBUY IT
>BUY ITBUY IT
>BUY ITBUY IT
>BUY ITBUY IT
>>344257416
Hello /v/, Marcin here. I just wanted to say that you should not fear Todd and don't let him bully you into buying his games. If you want to play them it should be of your own choice.
Also, if you'd want, we would really love if you gave our latest Witcher game a try. It's ok if you pirate it, but we at CD Projekt Red would appreaciate your support.
>>344256337
JUST
I would buy this game, but the last Todd game I bought didn't work.
I saw a mountain and I couldn't climb it.
>>344257564
Excuse me /v/, there is someone banging on the door...
>>344257590
>>344257268
Be weary tonight my fans....
>>344257430
Uh, no real reason to, Officer! Just helping the fine citizens of this board understand how great the video games of Mr. Howard and company are with a little sneaky advertising. D-don't waste your time, sir, you've got much more important things to work on, like...uh...Fallout 4 Game of the Year edition! Yes! Please, we need you at your best, officer!
>>344244223
Your reverse psychology won't work on my Toddo.
>>344244223
back off bethesda man back off!
>>344244223
I'm unironically going to buy skyrim remastered and I'm not Todd
AMA
>>344257694
or what? you'll fix my game? also, good luck trying to get into my house, there's an invisible wall blocking your path.
I AM TODD HOWARD
BETHESDA GAME MAKING GUY
EVERY GAME I MAKE FULL OF FALSEHOODS AND LIES
I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU
SKYRIM REMASTERED INSIDE
THERE IS A MOUNTAIN THERE THAT YOU CAN GO CLIMB
>>344257660
N-nevermind what I said earlier, you should buy Todds latest Fallout™ and all his other games plus DLC, they are all masterpieces!
>>344257885
![vuvuzela[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LmWJ38l.jpg "vuvuzela[1].jpg")
>>344257416
>>344257416
WAKE UP YOU CUNT
>>344257416
i gotchu senpai
BUY MY GAME
BUY MY VIDEO GAME
(BUY MY GAME)
(BUY MY, BUY MY GAME)
OH NOT
AS SHORT AS YOU CLAIM
(SHORT AS YOU CLAIM)
(OH SHORT AS YOU CLAIM)
>>344257971
Todd, just fuck off already. you're about as stable as Fallout 4 on day 1.
>>344257416
I WONT BUY YOUR GAME WOOF
>>344257952
*touches todd*
Fuck off, Toddlet. Buy The Bioshock Remaster instead, Goy
>>344258150
>>344244223
He's a short man
>>344258208
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MUTT OR I'LL THROW YOU FACE FIRST INTO THE PRINTING PRESS
>>344258307
UU
UU
>>344258252
It's a free upgrade to all pc trilogy owners :D
>>344247659
>>344258285
Hey Todd, maybe you should outsource your next Elder Scrolls game to Obsidian.
>>344257952
Excuse me, put please post this version instead:
I AM TODD HOWARD
GAME MAKING GUY
EVERY NEW RELEASE FULL OF FALSEHOODS AND LIES
I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU
REMASTERED SKYRIM INSIDE
THERE IS A MOUNTAIN THAT YOU STILL CANNOT CLIMB
>>344258252
JUST
Toddposting has been the best thing /v/ has made in years and i'm not kidding.
>>344252838
Is he defied?
>>344247659
I think hell be fine.
wake me up when i get my free copy
>>344258590
>>344258870
>died 4 days after his birthday
Now that's some bullshit.
>>344252852
Criminally underated.
>>344258918
ITS HERE
>>344258782
when will we have new todd photos
>>344258927
Pretty good wallpaper/game cover, thanks Todd!
>>344259006
Why do we need more? People have gotten incredibly creative with just the one.
>>344258994
>>344244607
Its different coming from someone other than Todd
>>344258219
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>>344259068
Hey Todd, how about you spend less time shitposting on /v/ and more time working on making Fallout 4 a good game?
>>344253707
>>344253881
>>344254058
God damn I fucking love Toddposting. I hope one day he sees these and says "who the fuck makes these"
>>344259235
>>344259068
Todd, I... There's something I must confess. All of those pre-orders, season passes and multiple copies I bought weren't just to play them. The truth is, I want you, Todd. Please notice me. Won't you return my love?
>>344259250
>Nuka Land is going to be the last Fallout 4 DLC
Sorry, it's done, make sure to buy goty version in a year and remastered in five.
>>344259271
>>344258803
The fags tell tales of him. Few know the truth.
Make Fallout Great Again! Remove Todd
>>344259367
>Bethesda jacked up the price of their season pass just to pump out 5 DLCs and quit
>>344259054
Man you just know everything telling him fallout 4 is nothing compared to new vegas means todd won't ever let obsidian make another one
>>344247492
this is a really excellent photo
DO NOT FUCKING BUY BREATH OF THE WILD
>>344259807
Too late Todd, my pre-order's already confirmed.
>>344256601
>>344259472
>Few know the truth.John Wick is just a retelling of his life in modern times.
Back to the Chess Club, Todd.
>>344247289
what did he about specifically
![c1c[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ry1814r.png "c1c[1].png")
>>344247164
>>344260194
oh holy fuck, this is real
>>344257274
what does that text over his eye say
>>344244607
I'll take the word of someone who actually worked on it over some random guy, thank you very much. I mean, if even Todd Howard thinks it sucks, who would know better than him? Maybe I'll pirate it.
>>344260567
https://youtu.be/xoYDjzGN44Y?t=280
YOU did this anon.
>>344260194
holy fuck
>>344244223
Way ahead of you
Now a modern remake of Daggerfall - I'd buy that. Elder Scrolls was so much better back then.
>>344261964
Airport security likes to cop a feel, eh?
>>344264237
Who wouldn't?
Todd is cute
>>344258972
naw dude
he got to party and wind down right before he wound down forever
