cant wait to name my animals and planets after dank memes.
>>344225735
>numale
>>344225735
>all white males
>no women...unless that one in the glasses on the right is a woman i can't tell
PROBLEMATIC AF
This mother fucker knows how much it's going to bomb, there's no lie about it.
>>344226284
>telling people what their gender is based on looks alone
YOU are problematic as fuck.
>>344227594
omg...you're right. i'm sorry.
>>344227594
Thank you. You can't make assumptions about people's genders based upon your perceptions. However, never ask someone what their gender is, because doing so may imply that they are not actually presenting as their gender, which can be deeply hurtful.
Here's a beautiful woman.
>>344225735
>all those nu-males
yikes
>>344230110
>>344226215
seriously kill yourselves
>>344226292
>You only You Only Live Once Once
I want to kill everyone.
>>344229536
top kek
>>344226284
>numales
>males
>>344226215
>>344230110
Numale isn't a thing. Betas mimicking manly features has been a thing since Cavemen existed.
>>344230110
trying to shoehorn this shitty meme into every thread you can because of your mental disability
>all of them are white males
Fucking disgusting.
>haha he has a beard
>must be numale
glad you guys are the vocal minority
can't imagine what happens if /v/ ran rampantlike GG
>>344231096
>All white males
>argument
>as females
>argument
NO ONE WINS
>>344230110
Thats like every college aged male now. NICE FUCKIN MEME
>>344230584
the joke
you
>>344226284
Yeah, pretty sure that's a F-to-M tranny.
>>344231306
>all college aged males are this lül so its obviously just a meme and not reality
fuck off buttblasted numale
>>344231096
>all of them are white males
This.
I'm so fucking sold.
When does this come out?
>>344232135
you know the creators of watch doogs2 and mafia3 are white males too
but they all have something in common
theyre all numales
>>344230584
RIP in peace anon.
>>344232256
Those teams are well and truly tainted with vaginal discharge, and not just from the numales.
>100% nu-male game
>>344231893
Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder.
Can we all talk about the game huh?
>>344234281
All signs point to it being terrible m8. As soon as "procedurally generated" was said, it was over.
There'll be some initial hype and critics will probably love it but it'll be forgotten after a week or so. A similar case to The Witness.
>holding a disc in the memory hole
Holy shit, triggered.
>>344230110
>has beard and/or glasses
That isnt fair
>>344234281
>on v
>talking about games
fucking pick one
>>344230613
nu-male is more of a state of mind honestly.
those guys do all look pathetic though. I guarantee most of them will end up in loveless marriages to single mothers in their 30's
who /dankmemes/ here
>>344226284
2nd one to the right
Can someone post a picture of an early-mid 20s white man who doesn't fall under the definition of "numale"?
>>344234710
You have no backing to this at all but I know you are going to bring up Spore as if its relevant to today's day and age.
>>344230110
can someone add this cuck to the collage? he's always reposting "the other 98%" posts about black shootings and how gross rape culture is.
>>344225735
hmmm... not diverse enough triggered!
>mfw having a beard triggers /v/
Keep crying
>>344237290
Tell us more about your manhood.
>>344237290
>he just realized he's a nu-male
KEK
>>344230374
nu-male detected
>>344230110
>beard and/or glasses = numale
that's way more than half the men on the planet
>>344236761
>You have no backing to this at all
Did you see any of the footage for this game? It looks bland as hell. And procedurally generated means the same planets, flora and fauna just different colors. It's not a hand-crafted experience if they're claiming 12 trillion "unique" planets or whatever.
>>344230110
>tfw I'm not Anthony Burch
>>344237290
beards are fine though. patchy unkempt neckbeards are the bad thing. I hope you keep your beard groomed anon.
>>344236894
Why are you adding them to collages mods delete when you should be finding out if they creep on women, because Nice Guys are a giant red flag for sex predator.
>>344237610
Always do buddy
>>344225735
If I have Beard And glasses and use Twitter but am not balding am I a numale?
>>344237796
sup vegasbro
>>344237831
Are they thick-rimmed?
>>344230110
I love how butthurt people on here seem to get over this. I'm sorry /v/ but weedy nu-males exist and try to appropriate masculine elements "ironically", you can spot them a mile away and they might as well be already telling you about how they think that straight white men shouldn't be allowed to use the internet and that they love diversity.
Mabe it's the beard part that triggers /v/ so heavily because you guys seem to confuse having a neckbeard with being a beta nu-male.
>>344237952
Kinda?
>>344237831
depends
do you bend to the SJWs?
cause that's the only difference between you and the numales
>>344237576
Maybe you're just a bland faggot ever thought about that the game looks amazing for a small team. And it's not in the trillions it's 18 quintillion which shows me you don't know shit about this game fuck boi.
>>344237796
do you live on the equator?
>>344238430
yes
So when does it get leaked?
>mfw I am too lazy to shave my beard usually
Motherfucker grows back really quickly as well.
>>344238471
I don't give a shit about SJWs.
>>344238486
>game looks amazing
Okay Adam Sessler
>18 quintillion
...of the same shit but magenta colored. Everyone who isn't autistic will drop this shit in a week.
>>344239158
I'm sorry that I actually enjoy games instead of being some insecure escapist jaded faggot.
>>344239112
Congrats!
you are not numale
Wait. How has it gone gold when it hasn't released yet?
>>344239457
they're releasing a disc version so they need to print the discs
>>344239387
And I'm sorry you have dogshit taste. By all means, have fun with your hipster-tier trash #2526.
>>344239693
Better than being a picky cunt who is "so much better than everyone else"
>>344239689
Oh, I was assuming they meant "going gold" in the same vein as music records or something like that.
>>344239689
Oh cute, indie trash thinking they're real game developers.
>>344239984
>having standards means i'm a picky cunt
End yourself 2bh. I bet you like Minecraft too kek.
>>344237521
do you ever get tired of making that post?
>>344240064
How can you not know what it meant you're on a video game board you should have heard the term at least once
>>344240258
Having expectations make you a fool.
>>344240064
is reference to the gold master used for cd replication
>>344240496
I've never heard of going gold in relation to vidya before.
Don't know why it matters to you.
>>344230584
You shouldn't have of posted in this itt thread to be quite desu with you fempai.
>>344240864
makes you look like a newfag, and newfags get bullied
give us your lunch money, friend
Remember /v/, as long as you keep pretending to be retarded the actual retards will keep joining in.
>>344241506
At this point it doesn't seem to be a act.
>>344241312
It's just a more common phrase in terms of music.
But whatever, the game looks kinda boring regardless.
Also, fuck off with your retarded bully shit, now you sound like the fag.
>>344230110
>having a beard makes you a an SJW cuck numale now
>having a beard, as billions of men have had throughout all recorded history, now makes you part of a modern social clique
So who made this image? Some assmad retarded virgin with low testosterone?
>>344236979
Transphobic much? How do you know people here don't identify as women or people of colour? I guess gender is only fluid when it suits you!?
>>344241695
>Some assmad retarded virgin with low testosterone?
Someone on /v/ made it. That should answer your question.
>>344231096
>Gender is fluid
>Only when we say so though
Make up your mind Tumblr
>all these faggots condemning this game and the people who made it from one stupid, innocent, innocuous photo
And today I learned that /v/ and the tumblrinas they bitch about are exactly the same.
>>344241864
yeah that's true, I should know better I'm a transnigger after all
>>344241695
You do realize it's not just having a beard, right? Did you not read the rest of it, where it actually points out the way numales act?
If you just have a beard, but don't act like a whiteknighting faggot, you're just a guy with a beard.
Don't get so defensive about this shit.
>>344242081
>And today I learned that /v/ and the tumblrinas they bitch about are exactly the same.
Where have you been for the past three years?
>>344242097
don't you mean you're a transnigger, genderfluid, omnisexual otherkin with head-mates?
>>344242145
But that's just his point, why is it even on there then? Why is the beard and the balding and the glasses thing on there if they aren't what make a "numale" a "numale"? If you aren't saying "THESE FEATURES ARE WHAT MAKE YOU THIS SHITTY THING" then why the fuck is it there?
>>344241691
anon, the phrase has been used in the video game industry since the '90s
now hand over those quarters
>>344241616
At this point no-one cares, this is a mad house and i love it
>>344242503
probably because 9 times out of 10, faggy numales also have beards
it's not really a main thing to care about, but it's something you notice
same with most of them balding or being white, it doesn't directly mean much, but again, most of them fit these basic descriptions
>>344242784
Nah
>>344242081
>And today I learned that /v/ and the tumblrinas they bitch about are exactly the same.
Oh boy get ready for some moronic faggot to reply to you with that stupid ass "ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH MY POLTARDATION IS REALLY AN SJW IN DISGUISE!" image.
>>344242503
Which one of these angry gentleman is you?
>>344243164
Neither. I'mbrown.
>>344243001
Get ready for some moronic faggot to complain about something that hasn't even happened.
>no mans game
>no game, man
>>344242853
But that's as stupid as saying "9 times out of 10, faggy numales also have penises"
It's something so common that you could apply it to the majority of men period.
>>344225735
Why do these get shat on so much here? They're making their dream game the way they want it. It's not their fault Sony is marketing them as a hype machine to trick stupid kids into buying it, Sony wants some payback for supporting the game.
>>344243263
Did I guess right this time?
>>344242503
it's kind of like shit isn't ALWAYS brown but it always smells like shit
>>344237952
I hate how sjws have hijacked one of the only types of glasses that don't look like shit
That's the real tragedy right there
>>344243328
>Get ready for some moronic faggot to complain about something that hasn't even happened.
Welcome to /v/.
No really, the tagline at the top should say:
>/v/ - Get ready for some moronic faggot to complain about something that hasn't even happened.
>>344243490
fair enough, but I didn't make the image
besides, why do you care this much about it?
it's just a shitty /v/ joke
>>344243612
Nope, I'm not that brown.
Also I have slanty eyes thanks to my half-Japanese mother.
Nu-males, of course, who else would make this game?
>>344243778
>besides, why do you care this much about it?
>it's just a shitty /v/ joke
/v/ is serious business.
>>344243950
I got you this time.
What's up with the autists in this thread who think that just because beards and glasses are a sign of a nu-male that means every bearded male is a nu-male?
When you read a list of symptoms for a disease do you automatically think you have the disease if you have one of the symptoms? That it's meant to be taken that way?
>>344225735
No Mans Sky?
More like Nu-Mans Sky, lol
>>344225735
It's gonna get lukewarm reviews.
>>344244596
92 metacritic
[spoilter]screencap this[/spoiler]
>>344242503
Let's redefine what a numale is then.
If you get upset because of people making a general mockery on the internet then you're a numale.
>>344244793
Anon...
>>344244353
It's not just about the appearance mr anon with beard and glasses.
It's about the background of the person, they made some stupid indie looking game that claims "OVER 99999999999 planets! (%99.9999 of them all are reskins with different mountain placement lol)"
You know who else made a claim like that in a shitty indie looking game?
Anthony Burch, "OVER 9999999999 guns! (%99.9999 of them all are reskins with slightly different stats lol)"
>people are genuinely excited for $60 worth of procedurally generated swaths of empty space
When I saw this game I thought it was going to be a $15 thing. How are they getting away with this?
>>344230110
This is our year's Baklava gentlemen
Stay strong and don't give into this 13 year old's desire to make an epic meme on 4chan
>>344244961
It's going to be the GOTY at The Game Awards, and its innovative labor-saving development practices are going to revolutionize the gaming industry. This is only the beginning.
Why every dude in that photo look the same.
![1349228037922[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aYCKyAW.jpg "1349228037922[1].jpg")
>>344229536
Good stuff
>>344245062
You misunderstood what I meant. I was talking about the people who spazzed out because a beard is mentioned as a sign of a nu-male, not the OP
>>344245314
They're all nu-males.
>>344225735
/v/ there was a time when I was proud to be a "nerd," a time where the internet was filled to the brim of people that felt real and grounded.
But will you look at this shit? The internet is no longer a community it's fucking performance art. Everyone is just playing a character, often a wacky energetic character in order to garner more attention. It's a fucking industry built on over-the-top inflections and facial expressions with an open mouth.
Just fucking kill me already I dont want to deal anymore
>>344245414
But that's what most of them look like.
I remember after VGX 2013 when it was universally agreed that this game was the only interesting looking thing out of the whole presentation goddamn. People were even looking forward to it immediately.
How times change.
>>344243512
because you touch yourself at night.
>>344234281
shut up shill, the game is shit.
>>344245464
Anon, knowledge its what makes you a "nerd".
Know the difference.
