God Tier
Hroki, Sylgia, Muiri
Top Tier
Brelyna Maryon, Borgarkh, Shahvee, Camilla, Aela
Mid Tier
Any of the Housecarls
Low Tier
Njada, Ria, Taarie, Uthgerd, Tembra
Crackwhore Tier
Ysolde
Used Goods Tier
Serana, Senna, Anwen, Orla
Oh shit nigger what are you doing Tier
Viola
Prove me wrong, you can't.
>shahvee that high
Good taste OP
>>344179265
S H A H V E E
>>344179265
>Brelyna Maryon
>Top
>>344179651
>Not marrying her so you can pull on her pigdails during sex
Pleb.
Jesus christ vanilla Skyrim is ugly
Except that marrying anyone in Skyrim feels lifeless and sterile due to the same 12 VAs, your "wife" just standing around aimlessly and never leaving the house, nothing significant happening other than getting to take some money from your "wife" every now again, your "wife" never asking you to spend time with her or god forbid fuck her brains out, which makes this tier list pretty inert since they all belong to the >who gives a shit tier
>>344179265
>crackwhore tier: ysolda
Leddit cuck detected, amorous adventures is pure rubbish
>>344179959
because there weren't going to be wives in the game but waifushits on the bethesda forums kept pestering them to put them in. long story short weebs ruin everything and only death can save us.
>>344180168
>Implying Redditcucks don't marry Ysolde
>Implying she isn't one of the most popular wives with them
>Implying she isn't canonically a drug dealing whore what with the ties with Khajit and the Sleeping Tree Sap
Kill you'rselef.
>>344180528
Weebs don't play Skyrim
>>344179775
I like this.
>>344180642
>>344180642
HAH. the nexus is fucking flooded with waifu mods. try again when you've actually played the game.
>>344180630
You have shit tastes and made a shit thread. It's no wonder you post on reddit. Now fuck off back there as you and your subhuman kind don't belong here, nigger
>>344180914
Ysolde is the epitome of shit taste. Anyone who deals with Khajit is automatically a criminal.
>no Jenassa
she's the best vanilla follower objectively and pretty cool
>>344181081
>get called out for being a ledditcuck with shit taste
>s-so what i-i-i post on reddit all the time guyz, ur rong!
Kill yourself, cancer.
>>344181241
eola is the best vanilla follower.
>Played 100+ hours of skyrim
>never found out how to get married
Its not just me, right?
>Not marrying Derkeethus
>>344179959
this, unless you have mods but even then there's nothing great
>>344181552
you need dlc for marriage i think
that house one
>>344181347
what the fuck
You had one job Bethesda!
>>344181390
but jenassa was the only follower that would actively DOOL WEELD and use bows well
goddamn bethesda has the worst fucking AI
>>344181708
What? No. You just wear an amulet of Mara and talk to them.
>>344181347
When did I say that I go to reddit you subhuman imbecile? I said that Ysolde is a popular reddit wife and that's the truth. Attention deficit retards like you marry her because she's one of the first available women you meet and because you can't pay attention to the subtext.
Suck my dick, choke on it.
>>344181708
No it's in the base game.
You just need to wear an amulet of mara. I dont think you learn about it unless you visit the temple in Riften.
>>344179265
There are people that can actually recall any of the characters in that game?
Mjoll the lioness a cute, CUTE
>>344181771
I love serana!
>>344181786
>suck my dick, choke on it!
You've already outed yourself as an underaged b& who's never played morrowind, much less arena or daggerfall.
Keep wanking to your shit fanfiction you worthless subhuman piece of shit.
> has lived a hard life, struggling to get by in a prejudiced culture
>wants only to settle down in peace
>always expresses the importance of being happy, even during hard times
>is warm and welcoming even to complete strangers
>believes in you and trusts you
>will happily be a loving wife, coooking for you and will bear your argonian babies
>an eye for value makes her a savvy business owner
>will always address you as "my love"
10/10 will marry and have her settle in my Falkreath manor in the comfiest region, away from the shitty windhelm docks
>>344182126
What are you even fucking talking about? When did I "out" myself as anything? The only outing here is you autisming out like the baboon you are.
>>344181786
>When did I say that I go to reddit you subhuman imbecile?
>hating on superior predators Khajit master race
>not reddit poster
Holy shit i forgot how bad skyrim textures looked! Its been 4 years since I played
>>344181859
This. Plus, you get to cuck that faggot who rescued her, lets her sleep in his place and is a fag that has girly name..
>>344182434
>Khajit
>Master anything
Fuck off Shitbride, there's no space station on the moon. Khajit are only good for adorning dunmer walls with their heads.
>>344182319
>akagi
Figures. typical redditfag
>>344182663
Now you're just saying words
the moment when you into males and cheat into marrying Bollie
fuck this thread for irrelevancy
>>344182642
top lad
>>344181781
You also have to talk to a fag priest in riften.
>>344182434
Khajiit and Argonians are best race.
>>344182224
>spend an hours to marry her and make her wear the Barkeeper clothes
>realise than i'm doing
>stop playing Skyrim
>>344179265
elder god tier
jarl of solitude
>>344183221
>no option to marry her and become High King after ending the civil war and saving Skyrim from 3 different ancient evils
>also can't marry Serana
Fuck Bethesda
>>344183416
m-mods?
>Make Paladin
>Can't kill thieves guild
>Can't join silver hand
>Can't destroy deadra statues
>>344182224
I married her, what a sweetie.
>>344184989
>Join the Companions because I want to play as a mercenary
>Can't get any contracts because of the story missions and get turned into a werewolf right after joining
>>344179265
Nah, bruh. Lydia is best tier. She's sworn to carry your burden. Which means your seed. In her womb.
>>344180528
Don't blame weebs for this one blame Bioware with their DragonAge and Mass Effect romancing.
I don't like weebs but come on now, lets put this in it's correct context, 2011 was not a strong time for jrpgs but it was for mainstream wrpgs.
I once considered pirating Skyrim for waifu mods
Would it be worth it?
>>344186084
If she thinks children are a burden, she's not best tier.
>>344183221
I hate that straight-out-of-a-salon-going-to-the-beauty pageant look of every hair mod out there, but it actually fits on a Jarl.
>>344186630
0sex looks really good
>>344186630
>100+ hours
>$0 spent
I'd say yes.
>>344179265
>no good redgaurd waifus in the vanilla game
fuck I just want my muscle nord gal to have violent sweaty lesbo sex with some delicious brown while lydia watches from her seat in the corner
>>344179265
>not marrying Mjoll the Lioness and cucking arin
My Lioness is too good for god tier.
tfw the most waifable character gets killed by a serial killer and theres nothing you can do about it
I'm playing Skyrim now. You can get married? I've talked to a couple of NPCs but nobody has much to say. It's like when I tried out some companion/quest mods in New Vegas, each character they added had 3 or 4 lines and explained their whole backstory to me within seconds of meeting.
>>344187512
this lol
>>344187512
>MY FATHER WAS A- girl
>not uthgard so she can manhandle you in bed and protect you
>>344180528
I'm pretty sure Skyrim would have been just as shit without the marriage mechanic. You can't blame waifufags for this one.
>>344187813
you have to talk to the priest in Riften about Mara and wear a Mara amulet
only one is worth touching and only with mods
>>344187954
I marries Uthgerd once and she ran away. I was heartbroken. So I sought another strong nord woman who isn't a worthless weak slut. Found one in riften. Never left. The reason I keep Arin around is so he can watch me plow the only woman he loves.
I also secretly pretend that its Arin Hanson from gamegrumps and I like the thought of cucking him. Feels good.
>>344188008
of course you can.
>>344188179
WHAT FUCKING MOD?
>>344188597
Bijin Warmaidens
Try to ignore the elves I know they're shit but it can't be worse than vanilla
His Serana mod also has some amazing versions(1.5 and 1.0)
>>344188179
>literally the same as Lydia but blonde
I dunno, I can't find a good reason to marry anyone in vanilla Skyrim beyond "just because."
>>344187723
>name is Susanna the Wicked
>she's notably one of the sweetest, most pleasant NPCs in the game
She was the best barslut and she deserved better
>get amulet of Maara on my first play-through
>don't know exactly what it does yet
>after rescuing some shitty village the bald ugly major wants to bang my Orc-barbarian
>Fus him down the cliffs and nope the fuck out of there
I wasn't prepared for that at all.
