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Who would win?
moom tzuzt clearly, fuckers a telekine
We've had this goddamn conversation before; Dud is just a guy with a stick. Tzust has all levitational telekinesis and shit, parting the waves and all sorts. Easy win for Tzust
well, /v/?
>>344159438
> implying the waves aren't about to crash into him
>>344159515
>2 Dicks vs. 1 Dick
>>344159269
Frurf Dud is just some schlub railing against cruel nature as it rains choking ash all over his shit.
Moom Tsust is goddamn TK Moses.
Water beats volcano
>>344159515
dioroid for life
DooD Solos both
>>344159515
>plasma cannon double dong vs ultimate kancho
gee anon, I wonder.
>>344159515
>YOURS IS A DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
Who wins?
>>344159269
>dud raises magic stick with his flimsy arms and makes mountains fart lava
>Tzust the Mighty discards puny witch magic and proceeds to split earth and ocean just by striking a pose and screaming his lungs out
>>344159925
Phawbhq is clearly str character with and a protagonist.
while xnb anx is clearly an edgy dex.
Who wins?
>>344159925
XABBAX
This guy here beats everyone ITT
>>344159269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHXgsXF0auQ
>>344159802
MOOM!!
>>344160174
4anona4 looks like he's ready to fucking throw down, i would not dance with that man
>>344160174
Right dude is fucking jacked and he is fighting For Anna
Left dude looks like he belongs in a fruity boy band
> Extra Guns vs. Extra Assists
Who wins?
>>344160174
Persosrep gets all the girls
Anona stands in the corner hoping he was at home playing videogames.
>>344160334
Erioioire can tank puny bullets he stomps Lamal easily
>>344160180
ShhS wins for sure
>whispers "shh" as he strangles two hardened knights to death with his bare hands
>>344160334
>DEX vs STR
>>344159925
Xabax looks pretty satanic, so him.
>>344160334
Lamal can't reload his dual pistols fast enough to kill Erioioire before getting punched to death.
>>344160334
Erioioire has already murdered two men with his bare hands. He can clearly defeat lamal
>>344160180
Kerrek is physically stronger than shhs
who wins?
>>344160180
>>344160180
>Kerrek not winning with 4 arms tied behind his back.
>>344160473
Where the fuck did you get "xabax" from?
Who wins?
>>344160334
Erioioire just murdered two people and the police are too scared to approach him. Lamal has to worry about his two girlfriends and he looks like a twig.
>>344160334
Eriooire is a brute who killed with his own hands before, he looks like business
While lamal seem to have become too soft due to having 2 guns and 2 womans
If eriooire jumps on lamal with a surprise attack, its all over
>>344160567
Harrxrrbh, 2 wands, more peripherical vision.
>>344160567
>flying british kid with double wands vs. some dude playing leapfrog with a rabbit
>>344160567
>int vs str
>>344160596
>guy with two guns vs burning man on a unicycle
>>344160596
Human weapons cannot compete against a Djinn.
>>344160567
harrxrrah has two wands he wins
>>344160180
Clealry Kerrek.
Grabbing 2 knights, absorbing a 3rd, and has an army of angry egg things at his command.
He's also got the size advantage on Shihs
>>344160567
HarrxrrbH clearly has superior intellect, so much so, that he can fly and dualwield staves.
Rettoqvpotter is just a tard jumping around.
>>344160596
Guy on the right is floating into the match glowing with energy like hes Psycho Mantis, would not fuck with him.
>>344160174
>2 Chies, 2 Naotos and 2 Nanakos
He might not win the fight, but persosrep is certianly winning life.
>>344159438
>implying Dud isn't literally summoning volcanos with his power staff
Nigger please.
So /v/... which one
>>344160709
Siamese twin super assassins vs. some kind of magical entity composed of fire and guns. I honestly don't know.
>>344160596
>mage with mooks and tanks as backup
>some fuckboy who played CoD thinks he can dual wield
Nah DLEIFFIELD wins.
>>344160416
>Anona stands in the corner hoping he was at home playing videogames.
>>344160709
>REGAADER
HNNNNGGG
>>344160709
>Regaader
Sounds like a niche shoot-em-up
>>344160709
>2 gay guys holding each other
>and a burning dildo of power
>>344160709
red dick
who would win?
>>344160596
Oleif Field is a fucking psyker.
>>344160709
Reegadeer is a flaming dick he wins
>>344160596
>left
>just some guy with two rifles
>probably can't even use both at the same time correctly
>two AFVs, two choppers
>right
>fucking demigod glowing with power flying onto the battlefield
>two operators backing him up
>two fucking tanks
>4 goddamn jets
This isn't even a contest. Left already looks like he just pissed himself and is trying to hide it.
> Brains vs Rockets
Who wins?
>>344160843
Sxs got two Spears
But 4004 nhn looks like hes about to cast a badass spell
Sxs probably
>>344160959
>Secocez with his limited SOOS detimij is defeated and tied down.
>While dnond with his noitide NON edition is pumped and ready to go.
>>344160959
Secoces has to be bind himself with chains to contain his power level, lest he risk destroying the entire world.
Dnond looks like a 16 year old edgelord.
>>344160959
Dex faggot on the right
>>344161045
>4 legs vs no legs
>Shit haircut vs fuckboi haircut
it's a hard one
>>344160596
>Snake with 2 rifles vs Psycho Mantis
Weew Laddal
>>344161045
The foot boomerang wins
>>344160959
>STR vs DEX
>>344160959
Dnond already won, he's clearly using his powers to bind Soos to the ground.
It's over.
See? Fuck this toddposting and fake meme crap, this thread feels like old /v/ again. Some of these are fucking hilarious.
>>344160959
Secoces soos has the greater mind, and more strength. He can obviously handle his power well, he has restrained himself to contain it.
Dnond non has clearly gone mad with power and is a twig, it's possible Dnond may win but he'll probably cause the destruction of the universe, he's a loose cannon.
Whos that pokemon
>>344161045
Left one looks like a zen master, probably has ultimate hidden potential. Right one would rush in with dual ak-47s and get his ass kicked.
>>344161045
the one who can walk and has more than two shots obviously
>>344161207
Binary yranib could beat him with his monster cock alone
>>344161207
Binary yranib wins
He got a gigantic dick, 4 arms and is pissef as fuck
>>344159515
Dioroid's double cock cannons are powerful, but not insurmountably so. Metitem's eyes exude a confidence not attainable from believing in others who believe in him; He believes in the Metitem that believes in himself.
>>344161045
Faroraf has 4 legs and 2 AK-47's giving him plenty of mobility and range. 4yrry4 has two rocket launchers with only 1 shot each, and cant move because he has no legs. Faroraf godstomps 10/10 times.
>implying anyone can defeat Oiio
REMATCH!!!
Who wins now?
>>344161207
>that tit grab
kek
>>344159515
While Dioroid has two laserdicks, Metitem is propelled by two explosions.
Is there a website that can do this automatically?
>>344161207
Tripod vs unicycle man
>>344161207
Binary Yranib looks like one mean motherfucker with one mean monster cock, but Niamod Domain might get a shot off with those two pistols before he falls over.
Oh no! These ninjas want to fight each other. Who has the upper hand?
>>344161462
He has no eyes. If it were a boss fight you would have to bait him into running at a wall then attack his back.
>this thread
>>344161480
Farooraf have 2 suicidal chinks at his disposal while 4yrry4 is a colossal fag
>>344161480
Left still wins UNLESS those 2 mooks blow all of left up
Who wins?
>>344161579
Right appears to be ready to suck dicks so I'll take left.
>>344161579
I'd say Nimin but it looks like he just got shot in the balls with an arrow.
>>344159515
Metitem Zero has a serious fury in her eyes, my vote's on her
>>344161579
Right is a bsdm bitch and left is a dual wielding ninja with Dragom in his title.
>>344161645
>two guns and an anus so powerful it's shitting out a person
vs
>the most deadly pelvic thruster known to man, which a diamond-tipped dick to boot
its a toughie
5 minute death match, no backup allowed.
>>344161480
4yrmr4 has something up his sleeve. look at that grin, hes got the upper hand and hasn't even played all his cards yet
>>344161645
JUUJ will pierce you witht that boner
>>344161737
Left is my fetish.
>>344161579
Nimin looks like a master Swordsman ready to fuck some shit
But ajwja might have some ninjutsus on his sleeve
Nimin might want to be wary of his opponent
>>344161579
Nimis everytime, Alwla is a little bitch, just look at him, he's already presenting his ass, knowing that Nimis is the real alpha here
This fucking thread.
>>344160180
Note how there are two castles behind ShhS while his loyal twin Donkeys are standing on the grass. This implies that ShhS has already conquered both forts and the garrison alone would be enough to scramble KeRReK's meager forces.
>>344161737
>needs an entire pant leg for her dong
>>344161737
Left has 9 soldiers instead of 8 and has a huge dick. + thicc
>>344161737
obviously the hotdog
>>344160846
>Buiub
>the story of two ginger twins who find a floating vagina with REALLY hangy pussylips.
>>344161737
RED AIA DER
>large bosoms
>thick birthing hips, can use for seduction
>not one, but TWO dogtags
>huge futa penis
ETRELERT 3
>strong chest and shoulder muscles
>more sensible haricut
>thin, able to crawl into small spaces
>aided by two dogs
>one leg
I feel like right has problems standing up, so its gotta be left
>>344161937
>Int VS Str
You go out to the store to grab some tissues and see this standing in the alleyway in front of you. How fucked are you?
>>344161937
Bionoib Has 2 swords he cant lose
Who would win?
>>344162005
Right is a magical being with 4 guns. Wouldn't fuck with.
Who are you rooting for?
>>344162005
EyrmryE has 4 guns, a floating pair of hands, 3 eyes and can detach his torso from his waist, but Faroraf has buried two guys already...
>>344162038
TNE=ENT's orb looks more powerful, so I'm gonna go with that.
>>344161480
Dickinson chin and his suicide squad of course.
>>344162005
>Faroraf can manipulate the earth, and bury his opponent in mud
>Eyrmrye just has a few guns
I think Faroraf wins
>>344162016
that is not a sword, it's a huge nutcracker.
>>344162129
Asurazzaruza is big as fuck, but Htaswarth looks way faster... it'll be a fierce battle
>>344161207
Naimod Domain has this in the bag
>>344161645
Ac tot cause 3 because boners are for faggots.
>>344162315
Htaswarth looks slick, fast and tactically reserved.
Asurazzura is bursting with power. See hi shedding arms.
>>344162201
Holy shit, do you see how headless MOOM is manhandling those two daemons simultaneously?
Hands down winner.
>>344162005
snake eyes akimbo genie
HAAHWAAW
>>344162343
>2 small pistols vs 2 big pistols
?
>>344161480
4yrmry4 has two rocketlaunchers
>>344162343
Mekuwukem dd is obviously way stronger and has bigger weapons.
These guys run into each other while breaking into the same mansion. Who makes it out with the loot.
>>344162343
This ones kinda a tie. They both have two guns, and are kicking ass.
>>344162343
Mekunukem is ripped af and has a smaller headshot hitbox he wins
fresh oc
>>344162453
>2 John Cenas
>>344162343
the uptight dont touch my charizard guy vs. stoner washed my blastoise
>>344162453
>two john cenas
>cyclops
Smackdown 2002 kicks Raw 8008's ass. No contest.
>>344161737
THICC
>>344162453
Right has 2 giga nigas while the left seems to be alone so I'll go with right.
>>344162453
Left. One John Cena can already beat the odds but with two, victory is guaranteed.
>>344162453
Left hasJOHNNN CENAAAAAA
>>344162453
Right has two mean nigga motherfuckers, and has three fucking eyes.
Left is fucking cyclops ffs.
>>344162468
Feiiiief can shoot two bows at the same time, while Thht just plays some primitive string instrument, that's not even a competition.
>>344161937
Oh fucking shit.
>nutcracker of eternal light
He can't be stopped.
>>344162453
>Two Cenas and a fucking cyclops
Is this even a question?
>>344162512
Right bee has more police officers and isn't fat.
>>344161737
Red Alert futa porn WHEN?
>>344161893
Don't forget two navels. Imagine playing with them while riding the monster cock.
>>344162587
But what if right had two Hulk Hogans instead of niggers?
???
>>344162610
Clearly you can't see him.
But his time is now.
>>344160959
>>344161106
>>344161210
But see Secocez is absorbing Dnonds orange energy into his chest hole, its obvious hes powering himself up or charging a chest beam attack. The chains are obviously to bait him closer.
>>344162618
he's opening a portal with black magic, can't you see the fucking demon on the otherside?
>>344162740
>whats worse than one russian skeleton?
>TWO RUSSIAN SKELETONS
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>344162584
good one
>>344162732
how did you fuck up the nose on the one on left?
Right wins, he has 4 swords, also he has seen more life and has more experience.
>>344162775
Right has every angle covered he will win
>>344162740
Everyone wins. They're all skeletons.
>>344162775
>Headless Kamikaze vs dual wielding conjoined twins
hmmm
>>344160843
>we da weed hits u
>>344160846
ain't nothing like a 7 millimeter peeter
>>344161937
>Biomoi3 has a giant glowing nutcracker
>3LCMCLE is physically stronger and has some sweet red armblades
Its a toss up.
>>344162732
>WitutiW has no swords but has two belts
>2RehheR2 has 4 swords but his eyes are fucked
who knows
Mmmm
which one is more spooky
>>344163018
SPOOPS
>>344162468
73|I|EF easily overpowers and out maneuvers his adversary, but when they both leave the mansion, it's THHT who has all the gold under his hood and not the fake plastic knockoffs.
>>344163018
>redit vs sentient body with two sticks in a zombie apocalypse
please
>>344163084
Right has two motherfucking Tigers
>>344163084
Waw has the power of memes he cant be stopped
>>344163107
intentional/10
>>344163018
>while his affairs were secret
>after his wife found out
>>344163092
>the stages of taking a shit
>>344161737
>3 legs
>>344159269
I'd play the shit out of Trust
>>344163018
Normally I'd go for the two battle ready tiger twins but the headless dual clubber looks unpredictable.
>>344162315
Asurazzaruza is stated to be over the top, but Htaswarth is a pro. Its going to be Skill + Speed v Power + Strength
Are we allowed to flip it?
>>344161579
nimin just chopped aiwja's fingers off, so I'd say him
>>344161158
>>344160679
And I'm still laughing. This is why i don't leave /v/.
>>344161579
Nimin Dragomogard fires weapons from his dick
>>344162720
Reality ceases to exist.
>>344163156
NVwVN fof RAR is a two-headed slab of rock hard muscle, he obviously wins by a land slide
>>344162038
Left probably has more HP. Probably a diamond claw based boss, while the right looks like a weak but annoying enemy you'll find in groups.
>>344162732
zodd and edward norton
>>344163523
Left is an enigma, he about to drop some shit.
>>344163465
SHOTGUN DICKS
I think it's obvious
who wins?
>>344159515
Metitem looks to have explosive farts
>>344162468
Dual wield bows > conjoined ass twins with razor wire.
Who can defeat him?
>>344163721
the cracked out one
jk
>>344163721
right, look at those eyes, nothing is getting past this nigga
not to mention hes about to have 2 monster ducks at his side
>>344162343
Meknoukem can't hit anything at all while Duke M Ekud is blasting those guys to hell with pistols. No contest at all.
>>344163685
>Tony Montana vs Michael Corleone
>>344160843
Sxs looks like he's gonna get raped any second now.
>>344163797
*rolls into the battle*
>>344159269
A dud?!?
>>344162343
ernest everytime
Voting for Hagrid.
>>344162468
Right looks like he is about to summon some pagan demon out of his pocket dimension.
>>344163386
Juuj because he's massive and has a throbbing erection.
>>344163797
STR
>>344164061
2 shitty swords vs REALLY BUFF DUDE
The borne bros are at it again
>>344164110
>Evil GG Jive is clearly jive with two disconiggas.
>Suineienius is a weeaboo.
>>344164110
Double monocle vs Double katana
>>344162005
Cyclop vs Djinni
>>344164061
Wodahs the assassin
vs
Rodrom the archmage
Obviously the mage will win.
>>344164110
Well Evil GG Live is obviously a complete badass. Suineienius just has two red Ivans which will obliterate his base the second a tourist wanders into it.
>>344163797
A challenger appears
>>344159515
Gee bill
>>344163156
they are both mutated. Chaos wins.
>>344164061
>poor, sick, skinny guy with two broken swords
>buff wizard ready to fuck shit up with magic
>>344163721
The right one
Niggas so fucking crazy, he just up and took a shit right there
>>344164321
What about HooH?
>>344164061
Nobody fucks with muscle wizard.
>>344164238
>Quality vs BLT
>>344164543
>Two Travis's versus none
Step up senpai
>>344164631
Toooot is about the hit some rocks so Nibbin and his fat ass will win.
>>344162775
Don't matter how many awards Wolfeieflow got because Rietsmstein actually proves himself in action.
>>344161645
>>gun-wielding AcTocCause centaur who made bad pants decisions and has no hands left to control his air movement, leaving him to be only a ground unit
>>vs
>>Juut cyclops with a piercing penis of instant death, who also has perfect control of his air movement and would otherwise stick to shuffling low to the ground with sneak tactics due to having no feet
Juut cyclops is smaller built, can either attack from up high in the air or down low to the ground...and can easily dodge the bullets by flying out of range. He also made the smart choice to not occupy both his hands with shitty guns. When low to the ground, Juut's death dick doubles as a garden spade to dig trenches.
There's so much body area on the AcTocCause centaur that is easily exposed, all it takes is one strike of that death dick and he's down.
AcTocCause has made too many bad decisions, his speed on foot is no match.
Juut cyclops wins.
>>344163737that's pretty hot
>>344161597
Yeah, I Haven't laughed this hard in years. I have tears running down my cheeks from non stop laughter for over 5 min.
From the bottom of my hearth I thank the faggots in this threat for making me laugh so hard
>>344163328
> laser dinosaurs, twin cyborgs and a cyber-eyed overseer vs. Jew with dual guns, two twink boys and panicking ninjas at a rave
EYY3 NOGAGON wins
>>344162419
Dr. Halsey I'm ONI.
>>344164683
It's two Travis against four tits, and Travis ain't got a chance against tits.
>>344163797
How can he hope to defeat anyone without a head?
>>344164110
weeb loyalty
>>344163721
Taat Maam looks like he's gonna rape you while V Aiwia just wants to get his dick wet in general.
>>344160709
Stormtrooper life partners vs nuclear dong mecha. I think it's pretty obvious here.
>>344164631
> SEMEN
>>344159269
The better Question is if there will be a sequel with more freedom or even a sandbox mode
I really liked the concept and still hope for news on something related to it
>>344164631
>cyclops inner-tube 94
>>344162005
Cyclops earth bender
vs
Reptilian Illuminati vector man
Guns ain't gonna stop you from literally getting FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A DICK SHAPED BOULDER.
Neither of them asked for this.
>>344159925
Xabbax looks like he is about to summon a demon with his double-necked banjo, while Phawbhq looks scared already. Xabbax wins.
>>344160959
Out the skinny guy in front of the other guy.
It would look like a sex.
>>344163092
the right one is happy
>>344160871
this picture makes me sad for some reason
>>344165697
Human REEEER namuh has sword arms and is argumented
>>344165759
Where the fuck do you guys get Xabbax from?
>>344164503
what about it?
>>344165697
DEUOU3D is augmented, x3 o Ex is just some manlet with chainmail arms.
>>344160334
erioioire is already a demon so I'd say him
>>344165697
Deuoued has no arms but a giant pair of scissors., while Xe Ex has two arms AND two T-rex hands. Given how broken punching someone is in this game, Xe Ex has this one.
going into the world of books
>>344161480
faroraf seems to be pissed off about something, he'd probably his anger cloud his mind during battle. 4yrmry4 looks calm and collected in the face of his adversary, plus he has two rocket launchers. do i even need to say who would win here?
>>344165697
the right one can atleast grab things, he wins
>>344162512
Left bee is not only outnumbered, but one shot to the eye and he's completely blinded.
Stupid fuck. There's a reason why the empire forbids obese cyclops bees from joining combat.
>>344166056
No contest. Full force furry fury on the right wins
>>344161579
The guy on the left has two swords
But the guy on the right looks like he can take a pounding.If ya know what I mean.
>>344166015
Enddne just wants a high ten while S'reer'shas two arms and four legs in addition to his four backups. Eddne has two, but they're already falling to their death.
>>344166056
Soios unleaelnu has no nose or mouth, but he does have one thing on his side, and that's speed. On the other hand, Cinnic Dehsaashed has has a mouth and two noses, so that's twice the smelling power incase Soios tries to hide. It's a hard choice to make, but Cinnic would probably win.
>>344159925
>dueling banjos
>>344165165
>2 nemesis
Battle of century.
Anyone have the mirror image of Todd?
>>344166823
>BLOOBOWTIEOOLB
Who would win?
These brothers fight. Who wins?
>>344167018
left is skinny and shy, with smaller swords than his opponent who is more pissed and has biggers swords with serrated blades
>>344167010
EIE has a bunch of bombers, who the fuck sends bombers to a space battle?
Meanwhil TIT has two interceptors and two fighters as backup, and he has not once, but two cockpits, thats 2 more than EIE
>>344167018
Its a toss up they are equally matched
surprised no one has tackled this one
>>344167018
Left is the dark and brooding older brother, right is the young up and comer. Left win in their first encounter, then in the later volumes right would win then left would end up sacrificing himself against a greater evil to save his younger brother.
>>344167018
Left is an edgelord while right looks determined to fight. Also he's got a bigger sword.
>>344164061
Motherfucking muscle wizard, Rodrom fof Mordor, has already decapitated two people. Shadow Wodahs hasn't done shit except break both of his swords.
>>344167237
Left has two dragons, so yeah.
>>344167018
You would think Nihtiw would with his serrated blades, but smaller brother Warrioioirraw is the true edgelord here and would easily just *teleports behind him*. Just look at that shadowy face.
>>344167010
>Tit fighter has double orbs
Noice
>>344167221
A man is a miserable pile of secretsan, you cant just call it half a man.
Who would win?
Who is stronger and why?
>>344167221
A man is a miserable pile of secretsan, you cant just call it a half man.
>>344167010
>Star Rats Tit Fightar
Not gonna lie, I'd play that game.
>>344167018
ok can I just say how ridiculous it is that this mirror made two completely different armor sets that actually make perfect sense. Even down to the belts and jewel in the chest.
Like what the fuck.
They look like they were designed this way.
>>344160174
>4anona4
Why is this so funny
>>344162008
good thing I brought some tissues. He can clean his freshly laid turd.
>>344167776
for you
>>344164162
4DETRRTED looks like he's ashamed of his massive dick.
UBCGA|AHCNU had two guns
Right wins, no contest.
>>344167690
Two kids that were conjoined but ripped their heads apart that are armed with two telephones vs Alien firing two finger hadokens.
>>344167170
tie interceptor cockpits don't have the lasers though, so tit is easy to hit while eie can go in and draw fire while the bombers hit tit's team with missiles
>>344167695
Top Raiden had to use two sounds to split the guy in half, while bottom Raiden destroyed that man with only his mind.
>>344167695
one cuts shit with blades while the other smashes shit with his fists
>This thread
>>344165418
>blackguard vs custodes
>>344167914
>>344167170
Well, EIE looks like the team destroyed two X-Wings, while TIT looks like they just blew up R2-D2 or something.
idk in a one-on-one, TIT would probably win, though, as the intercepters + super intercepter with TWO (2) cockpits would make short work of the slow bombers and whatever the fuck is in the center (some sort of auto-drone droid shit? lol)
>>344163721
one on the right literally shit himself, he loses.
>>344168778
top has two cap's so it's double right.
>>344167695
fight of the cyborg mages.
cyborg rita, mage master
vs
cyborg glitch-bob, mage apprentice
cyborg rita can destroy things with her gaze alone, she has mastered her casting without needing the summoning triangle.
cyborg glitch-bob is clearly having to cast a spell in their casting triangle. they are not ready yet for the mastery of casting spells through their gaze alone, which is why they must remain blinded for the safety of those around them. cyborg glitch-bob is literally the mage equivalent of noob-tier cyclops from xmen.
cyborg rita wins.
>>344163118
Right absolutely takes it. He can fly for twice as long.
>>344161607
kek'd
would Donkey Kong win or would dood kook give him the dong
>>344168594
left just sits back and watches as right gets fucking FLOORED by the pair of metaknights.
>>344167943
>one two headed AT AT
>the other a GIGANTIC FUCKING AT AT
left, no question
>>344160334
Not
>Nicest person you will ever meet vs Twisted fucking psychopath
Holy Shit. Can you imagine if L.A. Noire was about slowly finding out you were hunting down a guy in the force all along and you're suspicions slowly grow as things line up. I think it would better explain how everybody you ever arrested didn't actually commit the crimes.
>>344167943
>>a long time ago in a GG
right won, GG.
>>344169170
Dong has been expanded.
>>344169170
>big
>monkeycccok
>>344168778
Two batmans would be literally untouchable
>>344159515
Dioroid Noissinission is for casuals
>>344161045
>legs
>>344163207
Falalaf can't stop the other guy. Look at how many bullets he's already taken, and he still has no sign of slowing down.
Why are these threads always absolutely hysterical
Who do you main?
>>344160959
>Smough and Ornstein
>>344170259
Double Hammer Dedede. Why pick anyone else?
>>344167018
>two daggers of time
GG no re
>>344170259
kirby looks like an ass
>>344159515
>Yours is the drill that will pierce the heavens!
>>344170259
>Wario looks exactly the same
>>344170259
Who /clouuolc/ here?
>>344160846
>DurhamrockerZ-KOTH-poop.png
>>344161045
E X P E R I E N C E T R A N Q U I L I T Y
>>344167943
Cobra commander.
>>344162732
2REHHER2 has seen some shit
>>344162740
This game doesn't deserve it's awesome box art.
>>344170287
Metrrtem not only has double cannons but it's also being aided by four of her clones, two on her back and two watching her through out the battle. Apparently they took over earth for themselves.
Dio;oid already knew it's fate so she grabbed a jetpack and it's fleeing away.
>>344170259
Half of them just became really shit attempts at making them in Spore.
If you put those ones into combat they'll probably just flex for a bit and then fart into their own mouth.
>>344170259
>mega man's drill dick
>>344163084
>There will never be a 2spooky4me WW2 survivor horror shooter.
>>344170259
>Bayonetta hasn't changed
>>344160843
SXS has opened the gates to his own demise.Hes realized he's going to die, and is sacrificing himself.That doesn't mean he won't go out swinging.4OO4 is a fatass who pals around with his twin sisters.He looks like a product of incest, so i wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't twincest wincest.I choose SxS
>>344170259
Charizard is fucking himself with a dildo.
>>344170287
left is submissive and ready to get fucked by the darker dudes in the back.
Right has a tiny feminine dick and its trying to tuck it in
>>344170259
villager losing his shit
>>344169757
>The devil vs Vaginal arms
>>344170259
>XD
die in a fire
>>344170259
Wario. You've only given him a little more chin.
>>344160174
4anona4 gets two Rises, so there's really no contest, he is the ultimate
>>344169757
mecha biker giant
vs
wrestler jim carrey trying to escape from a fake rhino
jim shouldn't have gotten in the fucking fake rhino.
These two gentlemen is preparing for the battle of the century. Who do you place your bet on?
>>344164631
>that roid gut
>>344160334
erioioire has 4 cops and 2 clones of himself on his side, he cannot lose
POST A BIB A TOOT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>344169757
Djrovorld vs. Madworm
>>344171579
Both seem equally matched, however due Foiof skills with akimbo light-sabers and use the force just as good as Ecrce, Foiof has the upper hand.
>>344171815
NahcchaN obviously has more muscle mass and speed. ChrissirhC is completely outmatched.
>>344171815
>strength build
>TWO medallions
right doesn't stand a chance
>>344171815
the one on the left has two sonichu necklaces, so my bet's on him
>>344172052
>he still believes in the medallions
The TRUE SOURCE of his power was the class ring all along, or did you already forget?
>>344167221
>two men with a wall vagina
>>344172436
Left has FOUR cuties and two guns and a giant robot.
Right has two dudes and a dumb dildo.
No question here, left wins.
>>344172436
>Rats Yssy has akimbo guns and four bitches while Phantaatnahp is holding a lazer weapon that requires two handles to activate it along with two emo edgelords.
Rats takes this one easily.
>>344165418
TA GNIKOOIOOKING AT got some fucking bling
>>344172824
>space elves
>cute
>>344170259
>TWICE
>THE
>SHITHOLES
TIME TO DO SOME REMODELLING
Who would win?
>>344173289
space cats*
>>344160709
2 guys vs. A flaming dildo.
Either way, someone's fucked.
>>344160334
>Strength vs dex
>>344173510
>STR build with DEX fist weapons
2sword has it in the bag.
>>344173794
Those are dual wielded shields motherfucker
Right doesn't stand a chance
>>344173510
>dark krad cant damage sluossouls because he has a double shield
>sluossouls cant damage dark krad because he has no weapons
The fight is gonna be an eternal draw
>>344173794
>fist weapons
He is dualwelding shields
This is going to be a tough one.
>>344173510
Everybody knows that lmao2shield STR builds are the most OP, left wins easily.
Top fucking kek
Somebody please screencap this thread, it has to be preserved for future generations.
>>344173913
>>344173920
> Thinking shields can't be weapons
Haven't you learned anything from Captain America?
>>344159269
If you TRUST in a DUD you lose, so DUD wins.
>>344160180
>SHIHS crushing two knights together so hard that they bond atomically
>double dongkeys, double castles
>KERREK choke holding two knights while fucking exploding out of a third knight from the inside like a chestburster
>he only has an army of shitty eggs though
>>344174015
Ximmix definitely means business.
>>344174109
>learning stuff from a nazi
>>344174086
i legitimately cant tell whether people are shitposting or not whenever they make posts like this anymore jesus christ
>>344159515
Dioroid has long range double dong, while metitem is faster and has a powerful drill dong, and temporary big farts
>>344174229
but /pol/ is always right
>>344174015
Coioc Zooz is too distracted by his leg cock to be useful in a fight. Ximmix Znone is fucking ready to bust some heads.
>>344174162
Don't forget Kerrek popped out of that nigga so hard he shit out an extra pair of grieves
>>344173510
>implying the edgy 2sword faggot has a chance to defeat THE WALL
>>344161207
>two headed goblin groping unicycle amputee
>>344174631
aragara quuo has two GIANT swords but
snroorns tseest is bulkier and has two sheilds
This is a toughie
>>344159802
Look at this dooood
>>344176210
His swords aren't giant he's just stabbing the camera man because he's an edgy cunt.
>>344163207
>Strength+Endurance Vs. Perception And Agility.
>>344170259
>Mr Play and Watch is taking a shit
>>344176898
Star Rats has lightsabers AND the force. He should easily beat Srawwars.
>>344176280
>right has the power of two spectral Cenas to back him up
>also has two hot bitches to plow with his nazi-star demon-dick
>left is powered by sheer homolust and is waiting for his luchadore pappy to ream his asshole out
Right wins by a large margin.
>>344162775
>ssietsrnrstein kicking four guys asses at once, has a face in his torso
>wolfevefloss is struggling just to fight his inner demons
Obvious choice here.
>>344176970
who?
>>344176898
Left,Force Lightning Is Op.
>>344159269
DUD
TSUST
LMAO
Who wins?
>>344162052
underrated
>>344160843
>...oo...
>>344170259
>pacman
XD
part1
who wins?
>>344161737
Oh hey,its a choice between Scylla and Charybdis :)
posting some oc
>>344179020
Second one, hands down.
>>344163118
>full team but the mech is kinda scrawny
>a weapon to surpass metal gear
hmm, that's a toughy!
>>344170259
they look like Spore creatures
>>344161579
Right is a kawaii uguu~ faggot
Obviously left
>>344163328
>two laser dinosaurs, two cyborgs which are controlled by a psychic vs two subzeros with laser guns and a guy with two guns and two chicks
EYY3 Nogagon should win thanks to the dinosaurs but it's close due to two sub-zeros.
>>344170398
>Double Hammer Dedede
this man knows the score
>>344170287
Diooid has amazing rack though.
This is probably one of the best threads on /v/ I've ever seen. Video game mechanics being used to discuss custom made video game images with 400+posts and zero shit posts.
>zero shit posts
Incredible.
>>344165898
Honestly, it looks more like xnbanx but xabbax is easier to say (zabbax).
>>344170259
>double gun samus
>>344176280
>two rey mysterios
>1238
I'm sold.
>>344181591
They finally did it
>>344163018
Not even sure there would be a fight. Tiger v Redit seems to be in pain/dying and I don't think SdooVVVoodS is even alive
These threads make me laugh harder then any other. People debating like this is real shit and the mental image of the two characters fighting is hysterical.
>>344181863
look closer right above his neck. right is obviously possessed by a demon.
So am I the only one who has actually played the game in OP's pic?
It's short as balls but it has the best physics i've ever seen in a video game
>>344161246
learn directions
>>344162008
Hehehe it's a poo poo XD
>>344175483
>LOLLOL
>>344174631
Aragara the Lord Oio seems to be well prepared with two swords two bows and quivers
>>344174531
Reh:heR wins easily. Witutiw has no functional arms or depth perception
>>344164061
just at sorrounding. the orks around shadow o wodahs look like they are going to murder him. rodrom fof mordor is leading these orks. that guy got some respect.
>>344182846
>EH
>>344177160
Right one has Lightsabers AND force lighting you dindu
>>344159515
>look how hard I can pee
>>344159925
>nicest guy you will ever meet and twisted fucking psychopath
So /v/?
>>344183978
Double Double.
A fucking cunt being attacked by 2 women while punks come to finish his spiderlegs off.
Nogard Dragon. He is pulling two large poisonous snakes very dangerous, He has used his mind powers TO LITERALLY JONNY SPIKECLUBPENIS IN HALF HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>generally humourless person
>nothing makes me laugh or smile
>been laughing hysterically at this thread for 20 minutes
>tfw
>>344162008
>>344162052
These never fail to make me laugh.
Oh man, just in time. I love these threads.
How would poop goon fare against a normal pokemon?
>>344183978
Norgard Dragon wins I think. Double Elbuod doesn't even fight, she is just a lesbian who looks like a man with a very hairy vagina.
>>344184697
He has incredible offensive potential but can't take much in return.
>>344161207
Mistral on the left, homosex on the right
>>344165165
>Biohazard Last E3
>>344160596
F.3.A.R.
>>344171815
You know, say what you want about CWC but his face is disconcertingly symmetrical.
>>344162584
Underrated
>>344170259
Peach for them 3 vaganias
>>344159802
Reminder that this is actually a game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpeoS9TfRtI
>>344162201
Everybody knew M00M's only weakness was his head but since he removed it he has become an unstoppable beast
I just want to say that these threads have been my favourite thing lately
>>344163092
The right-hand one is lewd
Send help
>>344160959
Dnond is the underdog, but he's about to climb the turnbuckle for a high risk Ariel manuver. Can't help but like his gumption.
>>344161737
>Futa vs. Lamia monster girl
Fuck, these are both my fetish
>>344169318
Im still mad at the whole homicide section
>>344160334
Lamal, has not only two guns but also two giant spirit heads.
>>344160334
What does L.A.M.A.J. stand for?
>>344162512
>a single butthole mouth vs 2 dreamworks smirks
it's not even a competition
>>344163685
Ecatace doesn't waste time with threats. He steps out of the shadows and strangles you.
>>344186895
good work anon.
>>344160334
L.A.M.A.J. probably stands for Legendary Assassin: Master of Ascended Judo or something. Don't write him out just yet.
>>344187274
cololoc looks fucking pissed
Someone make new thread?
someone please save the entire thread
>>344174631
>gee, araggara quuq, how come your mom lets you have two Andúrils?
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